My lucha name would be Autistico
>>21080719best thread on peedub right now
>>21080719>wanders out of ring>loses via count out
>>21080740>ref stops a pin count for a rope break during a falls count anywhere match>beat him to death
>repeats the same spot over and over over again
>>21080719lol
>>21080719>cant tell if crowd likes the match or not
>>21080719>Drops bag of thumbtacks>Counts them all in 3 seconds
>>21080774BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON????
>can’t wrestle in Arena Mexico because the air horns are too loud
>>21080719Our luncha name would be los Auststicos
>>21080719>ITS SPAZ!>ITS SPAZ!>ITS SPAZ!
Imagine his entrance, 14,000 rabid Mexican fans singing along to Dreamtheater
>>21080719you wanna team up? my "gimmick" is "El Retardo"
>opponent calls him out in the middle of the ring>his music hits>comes out wearing headphones because it's loud>wanders down to the ring>responds by cutting a 20 minute promo on Transformers lore
>>21080808Kek
If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County Georgia …
best thread I've gone through in months
>>21080719>enter reading a copy of the wrestling observer
>>21080719You were born in the darkness Autstico. I fell from an e-bike. We are not the same.
>>21080941Forgot the pic … CUZ THAT’S MY GIMMICK!
>>21080764dimes kek
>>21080734Ahhhh yes sir
>all his moves are very specific slight variations of what the moves normally are supposed to be
>>21081097So...Kanyon?
>over explains all of the origins of his motives because he feels no on in the crowd would understand without it
>>21080719My name would be Molestico because I was molested but everyone would think it's because I'm the molestor and it would be a whole thing.
>>21080719Yeah? Well you're no match for me, your long lost arch-nemesis: El Retardo!
My lucha name: "El Retardo"My gimmick: being myself
>>21081989Based, I was the post above yours but I cede the gimmick.
>>21082012I cannot read
>>21082026Based digitsLike I said, the gimmick is yours
>>21081989>>21081500>>21082026>>21082041and then it is mine now...BEHOLDEL RETARDO JR
>>21081989>um, before our first match, um, you, um, need to read El Autistico Lore Book
>>21081989>>21082061Yeah, but do either of you think you'd stand a change against me... El Retardo Jr. Sr?
>>21082064>cuts autistico lore deep dive video essay promo [1:26:58]
>>21082061every time I see Retador (challenger) on a poster, I read it as Retardo
Autistico IV
>>21082087kek
>>21082081>>21082099they may not... but EL HIJO DEL RETARDO WILL
cool thread
I'm El Hijo del Dr. Retardo III, Jr. I don't really wrestle or want to be here but my honor says I could tussle. Maybe.
I wouldn't have a mask. I would be lucha royalty off some legend. I would have a promising rooking career cut short by a helicopter crash as I did marketing for my fed and some mexican candy corperation. my gore pics would leak out years later and then someone would post a KWAB for some indy fed using my corpse.
>>21082135Based
>>21080719Why
>Eugene returns to manage him
>>21081500>>21081989Natural tag team champs
>>21080930>Promo turns into a rant about Kurt Angle never receiving a 5 star match and how Dave Melzter actively ruins wrestling
>cuts promo about cool it would be if you trained your pero to eat enchiladas off the floor
>spergs out because the crowd is too loud
>Do nothing>Somehow structure the new world for the next 1000 yearsHow do autistics work?
>>21081989>>21082061>>21082081>>21082118I got swerved
>>21082577Autists are the natural enemy of the Jew that's why Jews go so hard to destroy the autists
>>21082577For us, its a Tuesday.
>>21082589Explain further
