> gets treated like crap by JBL & Benoit but accepts it because WWE is all he knows> shills anything they tell him to> ratted out Damien Sandow > let’s Shane cuck him numerous times & later gets made fun of for having small balls> accepts a 60 percent pay cut to do low grade stuff with DanhausenIf you ever need someone to make an example out of or do embarrassing shit for a quick pop, he’s your guy.However, he’s an inadvertent chad in a way since he gets to plow Maryse with impunity so he still technically won. The reverse CM Punk.
>>21103666>Getting worked by Big Mike in 2026Someone needs to master, inspire, and zone in
>>21103666>accepts a 60 percent pay cutSource?
>>21103666Miz has main evented as many Wrestlemanias as JBL and Benoit combined.
He has achieved everything any young wrestling fan could dream of, and avoided drug addiction and major injuriesSmart guy. Would not surprise me if he had a major back stage role in future
>>2110366660% pay cut is still more than most of us will make over a decade
>>21103807And isnt bad compared to most athletes at the end stage of their careerIn any sport he would probably get a 100% paycut and retirement by nowIf you have seen his wofes tits, you can tell he knoes how to make a good investment too
>>21103666>ratted out Damien Sandowhuh? what happened?
>>21103666> ratted out Damien Sandowwhat
>>21103786Wrong
>>21103683It's weird fanfiction because kofi found out he was a worthless diversity hire
>>21104898JBL never main evented WM, so he's right
>>21105053and you think Mike "The Mike" Mizanin isn't a worthless chump?
>>21103666>Living his dream>is good with his money>can take the paycut to continue living his dream>will never have to do indies everThat's a based career
>>21103666Miz won while Daniel Bryan got neck injury
>>21105088He literally wrestles like a woman.
>>21105072The Miz is more valuable than Kofi for a multitude of reasons and please try your hardest not to compulsively bring up Danhausen as a rebuttal to this. Just this once try to control yourself
>>21105780If he's more valuable then why did he take the bitch paycut instead of working somewhere else? Oh right, because nobody wants this fucking shitter around.
>>21103666today is the 20th anniversary of miz's debut!
>>21103666He's as based as you can get in the wresslin biz>Works ultra safe, minimum effort. some days he only talks and takes light bumps>Fucked ring rats like a maniac through the 2000, liked it so much he ended up marrying maryse>Nuts inside maryse>She turns out to be hotter as she ages>Economically successful, content, family man>Plays a kayfabe egomaniac but is shoot detached and imperturbable>Worked on movies, reality shows, on commentary. Effectively unfirable, might end up unclogging toilets for wwe but wearing a tuxedo and earning six figures>Respected and eventually acknowledged by peers of renown>Nuts inside maryseDude is like reverse phil brooks
Why do bitches like him? Apparently Maryse pursued this jobber first
>>21106141Kek YJG love the Miz. I'll always think he's based for when he ribbed the giftcardsmeister so hard he had to apologise years later to the saudoids for his spergout.
>>21105789Let’s be real, Kofi and Creed are taking a paycut in AEW too, just with the hopes they’ll get more tv time in the tag division.
>>21106151He doesnt take himself too seriously and is funny
