>>21116539
>leaving
>earnings
Do better

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>>21116539
Lmfao absolutely based

>>21116539
would it be wrong would it be right
if they cut my pay tonight, chances are that they might
compensation out of sight
and im contemplatin dynamite

>>21116539
IF I DON'T TAKE MY CUT TONIGHT
CHANCES WILL BE THAT I'LL BE ON DYNAMITE
ON TBS OUT OF SIGHT
CAUSE I'M CONTEMPLATING CAREER SUICIDE

>>21116539
Kek

>>21116586
fucking based

THEY’RE CUTTING MY PAY
NO HEALTHCARE IN SIGHT
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD PAY FOR MY FLIGHTS
THEY’RE CUTTING MY PAY
NO HEALTHCARE IN SIGHT
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD PAY FOR MY FLIGHTS

NICK KHAN IS TIGHT
KOFI WAS RIGHT
SICK OF PAYING ALL THE TIIIIIIIIME

LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH MELTZER WOULD GIVE ME THAT FIVE

>>21116561
popped me
>>21116586
cringe

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HIS NAME IS HUNTER
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM
HE WON’T SIGN MY CHECK
I GOT A SQUASH MATCH IN AN HOUR
OH HOW HE SUCKS
IN DX GEAR AND CROTCH CHOPS
BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM
AND HE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME
'CAUSE I’M JUST AN UNPAID JOBBER, BABY
YEAH, I’M JUST AN UNPAID JOBBER, BABY
LISTEN TO MOTÖRHEAD, WITH ME

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LEAVE THE DUBYA E, OR GET MY PAYCHECK CUT IN HALF,
MOVE A TON OF MERCH, AND YET IM PAID LIKE A JEET,
PAY ATTENTION TO THE FINE PRINT IN THESE NEGOTIATIONS,
I WRESTLE MAIN EVENTS BUT GET PAID LESS THAN TOMASSO CIAMPA

FIFTY PERCENT, NOT PAID IN FULL,
NO HEALTHCARE, AND NO COMPS,

I TOOK A PAY CUT TO STAY IN THE FED,
I PAY FOR MEALS, MY FLIGHTS AND MY BED,
I WILL REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET
MY PAY SHOULD BE DOUBLE

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CUT MY PAY
CUT MY PAY
SETH TRANSITIONED TO THE BELLA SISTERS

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I CUT MY PAY TODAY
TO SIGN A NEW DEAL
I FOCUS ON THE WRESTLEMANIA MOMENTS
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

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>>21116892
OHNONONONONONONONO

>>21116539
I hate how i can't point out that none of this is funny in the slightest without everyone calling me a seething drone even though i dont care about WWE at all

Not one funny post yet

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SOMEONE CUT MY PAY
HMMMM MMMM
SOMEONE CUT MY PAY
YEAH
HMMMM MMMM

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MY NAME IS CUT
MY NAME IS CUT
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH RAISE, UPGRADE, BOOST OR BONUS
MY NAME IS CUT
IT’S ALWAYS BEEN
CAUSE I’M THE MOST SCARY SON OF A BITCH YOU’VE EVER SEEN
I DRESS LIKE A JEW
YES A HASIDIC JEW FROM HEAD TO TOE
I’M RATHER DRAB, EXCEPT FOR MY PROFIT FILE
I MAKE IT CLIMB, WELL MOST OF THE TIME
ESPECIALLY TODAY AS I TROD BY THIS WRESTLER OF MINE
5’6 AND DIMELESS AS HELL
I GOTTA CUT HIM OUT BEFORE HE STARTS TO SHILL FOR AE-DUB
MY NAME IS CUT
MY NAME IS CUT
BUT CALL ME HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY, THATS LONG FOR CUT, SO I’VE BEEN TOLD
TOLD THAT BY THIS RAPED BITCH THAT LIES BESIDE ME, BEATEN, BATTERED AND BRUISED
I’VE GOT MY PRIDE, I DRINK MY PRIME
I DRINK ONLY THE FINEST EXCEPT I HAVEN’T DRAWN A DIME IN SEVERAL MONTHS, OR WERE IT MY ENTIRE CAREER?
THE MOANING OF THAT FIRED BITCH COULD DRAW ANY MAN TO TEARS
WE HAD OUR WORDS, A COMMON CHAT
SO I KISSED HIM UPSIDE THE CRANIUM WITH A CEASE AND DESIST LEGAL SPAT
MY NAME IS CUT
C-C-C-CUT
MY NAME IS CUT
WHERE YOU GOING VIEWER BOY?

>>21116892
KWAB

>>21116539
Leaving and earning doesn't even remotely rhyme. This thread sucks. You were so close to not being a faggot.

>>21116755
>AND YOU KNOW YOUR SALARY TRUE
BETTER THAN I DO
>AND YOU KNOW YOUR SALARY TRUE
BETTER THAN I DO

>>21116892
AND YOU COULD PIN 'EM ALL
IN BIG SHOWS I WOULD WORK
BUT MY PAY JUST WENT DOWN
AND I CAN'T SELL MY MERCH

>>21117054
/pw/ is filled with lyric simps. I can't believe the anons here are heirs to the /asp/ legacy.

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>>21117341
/asp/ was but a shadow of /sp/ longest running episodical general.

I don't see how all these wrestlers believing in WWE is a bad thing.

popped my ass: the thread

anyone can make up a song if they don't match the cyllables

>>21117439
>believing your boss
Mark ass bitch. You're nothing to them, just a replaceable body. Get your money while you can and don't stay to get fucked in the ass

>>21116586
Lmao

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SO CUT MY PAY AND BLACK MY ASS
(SO CUT MY PAY AND BLACK MY ASS)
SO I CAN JOB TO MIZ TONIGHT
OR DIE

>>21118388
thanks for letting us know you seethed

>>21116539
>CUT MY WHOLE EARNINGS
saaaaaar, saaaaaaaaarrrrr

>>21116561
based

they're selling like prime Curt Hennig ITT

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WITH MY INCOME IN A MIX, DOWN 20 THOUSAND ACCORDING TO BIX
THROUGH THE EMPTY TOWNS AND VENUES, ATTENDANCE 96

>>21116586
lolol

>>21118406
kek

>editing cawdy into established scenes yourself
based
>making AIslop do it for your untalented ass
cringe

>>21119697
kek based

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>>21116586
another backfire

>>21116625
>NICK KHAN IS TIGHT
>KOFI WAS RIGHT
>SICK OF PAYING ALL THE TIIIIIIIIME
bars

>>21119627
that's not even a typo or incorrect English?

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>>21119697

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One
I can't make a milly
Two
I can't make a milly
Three
I can't make a milly
Four
I can't make a milly
One
Someone's got to watch
Two
Someone's got to watch
Three
Someone's got to watch noooow
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR!

>>21117387
/asp/ revisionisim is so brown coded its unreal

>>21119965
>doesn't immediately understand why this is nonsense english
saaaaaar, saaaaar!

>>21120276
it's perfectly fine by British English standards

>>21120212
Oh he seethin'

>>21116539
kek

>>21120212
jej

>>21119697
popped my ass

>>21119697
Monster poo

How many days can you samefag your thread bud? You’re really “owning” the “e-drones” mate, keep it up!

"go my unpaid minions" ahh thread

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>>21119697
based

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Now I know that I can't make you stay
Paul, where's your heart?
Paul, where's your heart?
Paul, where's your-
And I know there's nothing I can pay
To change THAT PART
To change THAT PART
To change...

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>>21124988
lel

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CUT MY PAY
BOTCH MY WEALTH
CUT MY PAY
SHOW ME WHO YOU WORKIN WITH

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NOW I KNOW YOU BE HATING THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
L.I.M.P DICK IS RIGHT HERE
PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE DON'T PUT HANDS IN THE AIR
CAUSE THEY DON'T CARE AND WE DON'T CARE (YEAH)
ONE TWO THREE TIMES SEETHING AT THE BIX
LOST A TWITTER BATTLE TO A JOBBER LIKE THE MIZ (YEAH)
SO WHERE THE DIMES AT PUNK?
SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND BACK THE FUCK UP WHILST WE KEK AJ UP

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I DON'T WANNA PAY
I DON'T WANNA PAY MIZ
I DON'T WANNA PAY
MIZ ANYMORE

great thread

You’re doing great man! You’re SO funny, that’s why nobody is posting in your thread and you have to samefag it 8 times a day to keep it off page 10

>>21120212
KEKYROO

Did Cody actually take the cut?

Codester, my favorite midcarder, I know your self-mark ass is reading this thread and seething right now

>>21117439
Idk I see the NFL and Soccer players all the time say how endorsements is where the money is and how they live just off that. Then people expect me to think it don’t matter here? Cody probably getting boat loads more in commercials, something he aint gonna get in aew cus no one gives a shit about that

>>21119697
Dimes

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IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR JOB, WE WILL CUT YOUR PAY IN HALF,
YOU CAN WRESTLE DYNAMITE, OR ON A HOUSE SHOW YOU CAN KISS A MAN

>>21125863
genuinely popped my ass

>>21120217
nothing that guy said is false, newfaggot

/wwe/ lives on

>>21125778
Except NFL and soccer is actually popular unlike wrestling. Endorsements? Lol. Maybe they can use Cody for bud light

>>21124998
kek I'm glad someone picked up on that
far too nuanced for the edrone mind

>>21124208
You keep crying
It's not working tho

>>21116632
kek

>>21125020
underrated

epic ball knowledge guys xD updoots to the left!

>>21126394
keep selling, pigbitch

get it guys, "selling"? Heh, that's a little "insider term", it's okay if you don't get it. If you know you know :^)

MASTURBATION
NO SKEETING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
GONNA BEAT MY WEENIE

>>21126456
are you ok?

>>21125863
fucking kek

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BATISTA CUT MY PAY

>>21128478
kek this one has layers

>>21116539
oh no ahaahahah

>>21116539
Fucking lmao this board is peakin

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>>21116586

>>21124988
I AM NOT AFRAID
TO KEEP ON JOBBIN
I AM NOT AFRAID
TO WATCH MY PAY GET CUT
HONEY IF YOU PAY
YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
COULD SEND ME GOING TO TONE

Whisper my name and don't say it too loud
'Cause you gotta come here and you know I pop out
We turnt up Coachella, had boys backin' down
And we might do the same if we touch Rolling Loud
If you my nigga, then say that, my nigga
Like, "What's up, my crodie? Come hug me right now"
Come up to me and get one of them out
'Cause you know all these niggas been countin' me out
Okay, okay
You gotta whisper my name
Yeah, hey
You gotta whisper my name
Yeah, hey
Yeah (whisper my name like the ghost of me)
Yeah
Ay, ay

I don't know most of these songs.

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WAS IT ALWAYS IN YOUR PLAN TO CUT WHAT’S PAID TO ME?
TO MAKE ME KISS A MAN ON HOUSE SHOWS OR JUST LET ME LEAVE?
TO SIGN A DEAL OR JOIN KOFI?

IN A FED FULL OF JOBBERS THAT’S RUN BY JEWS,
WOULD MY WAGES ME GOOD, OR WOULD THEY CUT IT IN TWO?
(tell me it’s not true please Paul) TWO
(I don’t know where else to wrestle now)
IN A FED FULL OF JOBBERS THAT’S RUN BY JEWS,
MAKE ME KISS CM PUNK AND ALSO DANHAUSEN TOO,
(my daddy looking down on me) TOO
(these aren’t the hard times he was talking to)

>>21130007
popped my ass

>>21119965
>>21120324
No it isn't.
Your skin, hair and eyes are brown.

Ahahahahaha you will see a suicide soon

>>21130518
pigicide

>>21130508
Nta, but it's a bit awkwardly worded, but it isn't incorrect.

What's my pay again?
What's my pay again?

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I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF LOSING INCOME, LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP
WWE SAID MY MERCHANDISE CHECKS ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOP
AND DAVE HAS GOT A NEWSLETTER THAT SAYS I'M GETTING DROPPED
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO LOSE MY CHECK

>>21132163
lmfao
this thread is killing me

>>21116553
"Savings" was right there too

based thread, edrones mad because they couldn’t do better

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>We love you Tony! keep overpaying for shitters while you lose to the wrestling school and are millions of dollars in the red

>>21132600
they lack any imagination

>>21116539
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>21135138
that was my reaction also

slide's closed

>>21116539
pree dat

>>21124998
lmao

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Who cuts the pay? (Who cuts the pay?)
You cut the pay
and I get the pay
Who cuts the pay? (Who cuts the pay?)
You cut the pay
and I get the pay

>>21116539
kek wwe main eventers really are wrestling for a hotdog and a handshake

When I'm with WWE, baby
I go out of catering
And I just draw enough
And I just draw enough

All the cuts you give to me
And every bump you gave
I just can't draw enough
I just can't draw enough

We slip and slide as we fall in loss
And I just can't seem to draw enough, ah

>>21116586
lol

>>21125062
lmao

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>>21142770
kek based

>>21142770
>>21144623
fucking kek

kek I just saw this thread and it made my day

>>21132554
savings still doesn't rhyme with "leaving"

>>21119697
Dimes AND based

>>21144660
No, we need more jeets console-warring like in every other fucking thread.

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I could see cody taking a cut if it meant he stayed face and in the main event scene

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Now look at them Samoans, that's the way you do it
You play main eventer on the NXT
That ain't workin', get called up to Smackdown
Money gets cut to stay in WWE

>>21144971
We've got to shill these drumstick ice cream bars, cricket wireless and wheatley
We gotta promote Ridyah tourism, we gotta promote the UFC

>>21144971
>>21145011
kek based boomerchads

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ALL THE CHECKS YOU PAID, ALL THE CHECKS YOU PAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD, RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
This wage is not enough (enough, enough, enough)


I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for a raise it's only because
Being with TKO has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect enterprise?
I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block samoans out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just tone and me

Nobody else, so we can be free

>>21116539
HAHAHA