PONDERING BIRB EDITION!!!There's not much news to share since the last episode. The next RAW should be a live one again and we might see the fallout of Lyra's interference in the IC title match. Kek, what a cheeky player! Lyra's journey continues...Previous: >>21093368Lyra vs. Sol Ruca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6j67OQPRQMWWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials (Lyra will surely reactivate her socials THIS week, right, RIGHT?):https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
BIRB
It’s joever
>>21122744I don't mind threads autosaging after a certain point, but I feel like for the sake of the generals, it would be better if they autosaged after seven days instead of five. Then it could be a new general at the same time every week, and the first post could have a picture from her latest appearance if she was on the last episode. Oh well, I'm excited to see what she does next.
>>21123223Yeah 7 sounds good.
>>211232237 would make a lot of sense imo. But I really do get it. It's been nice without console war threads. They still happen but it feels like way less now.
Love the Birbler!
What’s the next event
>>21124914I'd expect her to be in Money in the Bank
can’t wait for this stupid ugly bitch to get cut
Currently 8:55 am.
>>21125125nah that's Dakota
>>21126657I miss her
>>21126200black lippy lyra is hot
What are they up to?
>>21128543So sassy
>>21129450Very generous on the booba
Lyra? Valkyria.
>>21128543hunting for culo blanco
>>21130480Oh wow!
>>21130460
>>21129849Kek
Truly, one of the best joshi.
>>21133405Kek
>>21130778This makes me diamonds
Tatum up! Please win!
>>21135780Kek, she looks like Coconut Head
>>21135857Who’s that
More birbkino tonight?!
>>21136682Doubt.
>>21136509Beauty
Bayley probably returning
>>21137687
>>21138105Hyped!
>>21138105Well no MITB
>>21138230I hope this feud leads to a real showcase match for pure wrestling. I'd love to see Lyra and Bayley in a 2 out of 3 falls match, or even, dare I say, an iron woman match.
>>21138808She's painfully beautiful
It’s over. Here are the money in the bank qualifications matches for this evening•Bron Breakker vs. Ethan Page vs. Rey Mysterio•Sol Ruca vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Maxxine Dupri
>>21138915Bayley will prob interfere here
>>21138985Bayley will interfere and Lyra will take the pin.
>>21138915Why doesn't birb simply fly in and steal the briefcase during the match?
Why didn't Lyra show up to Main Event bros?
>>21139452perhaps she is a dimeless bitch that no one enjoys on their tv screen?
>>21138915Does seem pretty much a sure thing Sol will be in the ladder match. Oh well, if we get more Bayley and Lyra I'll be happy.
>>21139452Literally no one likes her, not even the guy who makes these generals, but he won't admit that because his whole personality revolves around her
>>21139470Hey thanks for that. Didn’t need to wait 4-5 hours for a bump like you do.
>>21139493bullseye
This is where I reply to myself with affirmations. Clock it. Bullseye. Sliced.
>>21139452She is not on the roster to sell tickets she is only there to complete her humiliation ritual for the person she pissed off backstage then she will be released but for now let's enjoy the ride and laugh at her
>>21139507Diced that. Called it. Preened it.
>>21139516Who did she piss off and why? I mean we all know this is true deep down but I just can't help but wonder why it came to this.
>>21139507Odd how they always show up at the same time huh
https://x.com/WWE/status/2097059832440438993
>>21139556She got a bigger push than LA Knight and still floundered after all the opportunities she was given but on top of that her boyfriend was also wrestling on Ring of Honor not too long ago.
>>21139586LJ isn't nearly a big enough star for that to matter so is that really how petty they are?
>>21139609It absolutely is brother, you are talking about a company that had Christ Benoit and Owen Hart murdered over petty squabbles. Vince isn't there anymore but his lackeys still are, it is an evil sex trafficking company
>>21139470another bullseye
>>21139452Every time that little boy shows her face on a camera she actively embarrasses herself (no seriously I get second-hand embarrassment watching it) while also making the company look horribleAt least when Jade botches every match she looks good doing it lol
>>21139671Flat: The Match
>>21139675bullseye
Hopefully Lyra looks extra stinky tonight!
Good Wooos for Lyra despite being a heel!
>>21140839The crowd is dead silent right now buddy
>>21140877AEWtroon, we know you don't watch WWE.
>>21140898I absolutely do not watch that gay shit
>>21140693Get a new fetish
>>21140904Of course you do lol
The return we all saw coming
The audience has been quiet all night, but they were HYPED for that Bayley return. I think this feud is going to be awesome.
I'm just happy they were some nice jiggles
bayley......hate that bitch
>>21141070>when he puts it in the right hole
>>21141070Seeing bayleys ugly mug in person must be terrifying, I feel you Lyra
>>21141102To be fair, you'd get a similar reaction seeing her ass too.
She looked somewhat clean tonight. So obviously I was let down.
>>21141216>>21140925
>>21141194'fraid so
Bayley should molest Lyra every time she sees her in the locker room and backstage.
>>21141070I don't understand why Lyra's over-dramatic reactions make me hard; but they do.
>>21141311Needs to drag her into the shower and give her a JBL tier soaping.
>>21141392>lyra takes a shower >bayley pops up and smothers her with her tits against the wall>lyra changes >bayley shoves her against the locker with one hand in her shorts and the other covering her mouth >Lyra walking backstage >bayley corners her against the equipment and eats her out Book it.
>JBL tier soapingWhat did he mean by this???
>>21141410hot.
>>21141433It depends on the context.1. Most of the time he did it was to rib the new guys.2. One time he sodomized Grand Master Sexay with a bar of soap and toothbrush because he was bragging about raping a woman in the locker room.
>>21141683Sounds like some shit he'd do. Sick fucker.
>>21141742almost as sick as this anon writing out his lyra fantasies
Lyra is heading head first for female KWABOTY
>>21141806Who is second
>>21141897Her legs are like mighty cedar trees
>toxic yuri
>>21142057Why is she always getting sexually dominated?
>>21142057She needs to learn the Poison Mist to get out of these spots.It also helps her look dirtier when it's time to leave.
>>21142057Jeez
>>21142743Shocked.
>>21142057Booting up in seedance rn and taking the day off
>>21143181Hey man please let me know when you’re ready or do stuff because I like ai fakes
I love how happy the audience was to see Bayley. I think they're going to put on a classic.
>>21143467Is it because it was bayley? Or is ii because its someone returning?
>>21143480I think they were really happy to see Bayley, and they loved when Bayley started beating down Lyra. I think this is going to be great.
>>21143765It’s gonna be great.
>>21142743Pretty
>>21144694Dangerously close to the ass
>>21144231He definitely fucked Bayley
>>21144186lyra legs
>>21144895Nah I did.
>>21144942You fucking wish, let the Hollywood star take it from here
>>21142743>>21141360
>>21145305That ref bothers me
Birb
Call that other lady for help.
>>21146362Which one?
>>21146894Her indie teammate
>>21146924Debbie? She's 37 and freelancing, I don't think it'll happen, sadly.
>>21147635Christ bayley
Lyra.
>>21148284:(
>>21148284Kneepad Lyra
>>21148902:(
Little man is going through a rough patch his threads don't draw and neither does Lyra. Grim.
>>21150355No lies detected.
>>21150364Notice how he only posts Lyra before the gimmick change. Even he hates the new Lyra, fucking grim. LJ is her only fan now
>>21150372You’re slacking dude. Every 4-5 hours you gotta go and make a random comment to get your thread going.
>>21150372I'm glad she has Bayley to move onto now. SOL will no longer be pulled into her void of indifference.
>>21150402Ironically sol’s best matches on the main roster are with Lyra so more of that please.
>>21150388I'm not OP buddy>>21150402Not even Bayley wants to work with her though, every time they have a promo together if you pay attention you can see the secondhand embarrassment exuding from her facial expressions. Lyra is treading on thin ice right now she's probably stressing about losing her job everyday.
>>21150413No. lyra gets zero crowd reaction. Raquel gets more reaction than lyra. SOL is gonna win MITB while lyra jobs to Bayley and is then cut.
That’s two in a row while his general is wallowing in him responding to posts about iyos feet every 4 hours.
What's the last ppv she has been in y'all? Not looking good guess it is time for OP to get a job and close this thread.
>>21150457>time for OP to get a jobImpossible, Lyra has a better chance at winning the world title than that
>>21150357Can she do this move to white tank top bayley?
>>21150482bullseye
>>21150493Bullseye
>>21150355Bullseye
>>21150457Bullseye
>>21150496>>21150498>>21150501>>21150510Yes?
>>21150518Who is this dimeless villain? Must be Lyra's favorite since they have a lot in common.
>>21150440Clock that.
>this nigga doesn’t like bullseye No wonder iyo became a comedy relief jobber doing phone game ads
>>21150527Bullseye
Why is he always so mad tho? His imaginary rival is dead so by extension we are cleared of all charges unless he's really just mad about one loss :)
>>21150630Ya hit the nail right on the bread.
Early Christmas :)
>>21151200Does she have the world's most exquisite thighs?
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