You know how Sting's son looks just like Sting? Who holds the copyright for the Chris Benoit name? Tony should hire a Chris Benoit look alike to show up as assplay's mystery opponent at forbidden door and beat assplay clean in the middle of the ring
>>21136469Chris already has a surviving son who looks like him, David.
>he doesn’t know
>>21136469Forbidden Door was months ago
>>21136469Why would you want this to happen?
>>21136498His eyes look like buttholes.Besides Tiny can't make a profit on Benoit's memory like he does for Owen Hart (who Tony never even met) so he'll never give this kid the time of day.
>>21136498It's a shame he got off the juice and stopped lifting after training to be a pro didn't work out, now he's just skinny and way too old for anyone to invest in him.
>>21136539why wouldn't you?>>21136510how would anyone know? no one watches gayew
>>21136977he has the tights Chris killed Daniel and Nancy in?
>>21136977Dude has always come off as a massive fucking dork
>>21136469David could have been a 6-foot Benoit but is a little too autistic. He never even started lifting.
>>21137015Jesus! Hahahha!
>>21136977>>21136498why does he always look he hasn't slept in weeks?
>>21137154>why does this one photo that keeps getting posted never change?not sure