mystery niggas
Egg return
WWE IS A MYSTERY RECORD PROFITS NO ONE SEES
*guitar riff intensifies*
>>21136685BENOITISBACK
>>21136685What was the payoff the last couple of times they did this angle?
>we don’t know who we want yet and we can just pretend the angle never happened if we change our mind lolYou best start believing in games, you’re playing one
>>21136685I took it like they're just teasing some worked interview with some big name journalist or podcaster to promote WWE's storylines.
>>21136685MCAFEE IS BACK BABY
it's david starr
it's travis scott
it's me
>>21136685It’s HHH. He’s growing his hair back out for this upcoming storyline.
>>21136685It's Netanyahu
How many weeks until it's dropped and never mentioned again? I'll say 3.
Brock comes out of retirement to help his Oba brother.
>>21137076>>21137078
Buddy
>>21136689Egg? Egg.
then who was phone
>>21137092Based Hunter cerebrally assasinating Epstein and blaming it on jewsNow instead of current set of jews and their blackmail slaves you have increased distrusts towards jews and feds for like 50 years at least
>>21136685Michael R. Hayes shoot says in one of the early Unreal episodes "who doesn't like a surprise?" or something like that. He poisons HHH's brain with these recurrent mysteries
“Person on the other side of a cell phone call” is possibly the laziest way I’ve ever seen to try an introduce someone and they keep running back to this. This is the most soulless era in WWE history.
>>21137290If you bring them backstage someone will take a photo and spoil itPlus when was the last time you didnt use your phone for 24h
>>21137290This. I'm only watching the show through this board's shitposts and I know that Randy did it, Fatu did it, and that's just this summer. They are creatively bankrupt.
This will never be mentioned again
>>21137298Haven't they done this with Pearce and Heyman before and it never lead anywhere?
>>21136685Is mystery box slop the lowest form of writing?
>>21136685that reminds me: who the hell was on the phone with randy orton?
>>21138108idk but tony khan has an important announcement this wednesday and gedo said he's talking to someone or something.
>>21136685No pay off, I'm sure.
>>21138136And whataboutism is the lowest form of defence
>>21138146and aewtists are the lowest form of life
>>21138146>i can not actually refute your claim, sirconcession accepted
>>21138162Nah I think you've got that one covered buddy
>>21138162nah that's E-drones actually
>>21136685It's Pat McAfee again
>>21138177>>21138162>>21138136Ol' bitch-titteroos really seething after that one huh
>>21137286Well, who doesn't? Dispute it.
Are you guys retarded? He was clearly faking a phone call to get out of answering the question because he didn"t agree with what The Vision did but didn't want to be cornered into actually saying it
I love yummy mysteryslop!
>>21136685It’s another Paul Heyman from an alternate dimension where he’s a face. This is the beginning of the WWE Marvel-style multiverse arc. Characters will soon be both heels and faces in different universes spanning different shows. So if you don’t like babyface Oba on Monday Night Raw, you can tune into Thursday Night Cooked where Oba is the heel champ. Endless storytelling possibilities (written by AI).
>>21138232Old people hate surprises (80% of wrestling audiences). Autists hate surprises (100% of wrestling audiences).
>>21138334This made me wonder what the demographic of wrestling fans is. Probably this: Kids (5–17): 35%Young Adults (18–35): 5%Parents (36–50): 35%Sad Fucking Losers (51+): 25%It’s gotta be, right? I can’t imagine why any prime, professional adult in their 20s and 30s would want to watch wrestling. It’s basically for parents, their kids, and old losers.
>>21137108Hrrgh...egg...
>>21138378Where do you fall, anon?
>>21138413Parents section. It’s a fun thing to enjoy with my son.
>>21136685Holy shit
>>21136685Brock steiner
>>21136685Yes, most successful TV shows set up future storylines for fans to speculate about. I can see why an AEW fan wouldn't understand this.
>>21137286>>21138232Mysteries can be great when you plan them out. WWE just does the same "mystery box" bullshit every show does now where they make shit up as they go and then end up with Pat McAfee.
Some celebrity will probably join the vision
Why does Paul love mystery nigga angles so much?
fucking christ, we're doing this again?!
>>21136685its vince
>>21139540It's an easy shortcut for generating artificial excitement if you're a hack writer.
>>21139540ChatGPT found out mysteries drive more engagement.
They never revealed it the last time did they? lmao
>>21136685It's Veer
>>21136685It's Justin Credible
they already dropped this btw
>>21139540Because Evolution is a mystery, full of change that no one sees.
