The 'riturn LOOMS Edition(Well 'ritards... the Captain posted some SEXO pics on the gram with the caption "Pirate Princess back soon" which confirms the 'riturn to the ring. Where will she go? Nobody knows but we do know the Captain is CUTE and SEXO as well as GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE!)PREVIOUS: >>21104387Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is CUTE
Kairi is All Elite?!
>>21138152Certainly seems that way
>>21138215Tony better make Cap'n the champ and have her beat everyone
>>21138152That cunt Brit Baker will bury her.
>>21138687Kairi will make her seethe and then insane elbow drop that yinzer skankazoid
>>21138118Kairi “ToneDawg Bunny” Sane
>>21138152Yep seems she was on Tony’s yacht this whole time
>>21138152I just confirmed this is real, and it is, but also doesn't really mean anything because she (her agency) liked every single reply yesterday indiscriminately.
>>21139182Could be TNACould be MarigoldDoesn't Marigold have a big show coming up? Maybe Rossy swings for a threedom triple threat match.
>>21139209I still expect her in AEW because they can offer her the most money.She'll only pop up somewhere else if AEW doesn't want her.AEW would be stupid to not want her.
>>21139182yea, i remember years ago she liked twitter replies saying her ass looking juicy
>>21139134Kairi is too nice of a personBe nice if she ends her career though.
>>21139565Kek 'ri with more freedom to do what she wants might end with her or someone else suffering a serious injury.
>>21139209>Could be TNAwhy are you guys like this? why would she ever sign with tna? plenty of wrestlers have dipped this year.
>>21139720Yea TNA just ain't gonna happen. They couldn't pay her enough to make moving back to the US worthwhile. Even if I'd like to see her fight Xia.
did kairi beat the wall? she actually looks hotter than she used to
>>21139773looks like she is applying a filter like all joshi do
>>21139773The Captain never loses
>>21136519The board added a 5 day bump limit on threads to cut down on the necrobumpingSo now it's 310 or 5 days to hit bump limit
>>21138118More blue 'kini?We eatin' good, 'ritards
>>21140014Many people are saying this
>>21139764They do one live show the Thursday after a PPV and do a months worth of TV tapings between that nights show and the one on Friday after it. Kairi can fly in for a match or appearance once a month then do some sort of video package remotely. So if she wants to work with Xia and thinks that's the best spot to be in so she's not lost in the shuffle and get paid decently she'll do it.
>>21138152eww>>21138118>>21138123based
>>21141796I guess that could work. But flying in and out once a month would be a pain in the ass. And I feel like she's just too big for TNA. Of course Dolph and Jeff are big names, but together they probably eat up a huge portion of TNA's budget. Maybe a short guest run for her would work out.
>>21142299Dolph and Jeff would both give their whole scrotums for the opportunity to sign with AEW. Dolph has practically begged to on Busted Open.Like was said earlier in the thread, the only way she won't end up in AEW is if AEW isn't interested, and they'd be r-worded to not be interested.I think if Kairi pops up anywhere that's not AEW, it's a sign that AEW's finances are in trouble and they're tightening their belts.
>>21142310Tony has learnt his lesson finally about signing all these ex WWE shitters though thankfully
>>21138687Britt was only brought back because the rebel death show is on next week she will be tossed after the rebel show 100 percent guaranteed
>>21142321He has yes, but Kairi would sneak in to the top 10 probably, at least top 15 in the division. This isn't Sheamus we're talking about.
>>21142324Persephone has outclassed her in all the segments they've had together, it's been crazy.
>>21142328Britt was 100 percent only brought back a week before the rebel death show I mean what are the odds it was just time right now a week before rebel tribute show is on? Britt is dating some wog journalist anyway. She's rubbish
>>21142338Perse should turn on her and beat her down, then squash her and take her back off tv until her contract ends.
>>21142367Tony will fuck her off once the rebel shit is over then bring her back for the finale when rebel dies in a few months I still find rebels nudes extremely amazingly good. That tiny little landing strip pussy was 10/10
>>21142381Her tits were lopsided and it ruined it for me.The way conservatives feel about women with tattoos or septums is how I feel about bolt-ons. Instantly no attraction when I see it. Great body outside of that though.
>>21142402I have a really strong feeling to any woman with a landing strip. I'm neither here nor there on fake tits, because they all taste the same
>>21138118Sweet new kairi thread!
>>21142510Mina mogs her though even lulu was more beautiful in her own way Man I wish lulu didn't get raped by that fat pig
Hojo
>>21142811smol Princess, smol mp4
>>21139773Kairi's always been a beauty but at some point she grew out of her slightly awkward cuteness and into the goddess she is today. She's on the same trajectory as Mayu who is sexo AF now, but with Kairi it's not quite as dramatic because she was pretty from the start.
Anyone who claims to not be in love with the Hojo is a liar. See through their lies, anons!
>>21138118>Pirate Princess back soonI hope this means Kairi will lean into the qt chungus pirate gimmick - hat, treasure chest & all.
>>21138215gross>>21138478does tiny even book the women's division? doesn't he hate women on account of he's a homo?>>21139134based>>21139169>>21139174tony's gay
>>21139279>>21139182kek, sure that wasn't just Kairi being an ESL or Kairi thinking her ass looked juicy? Rhea liked a cum tribute and Kairi retweeted footfag porn>>21139773dropping an elbow on the wall
>>21136519>>21139891to be fair, this is something I and a bunch of other posters suggested because we used to have the same retarded necrobumped >this makes him madthreads up for a month. Like 20-30 of them at any given time and they'd only die after a particularly big PPV or episode of RAW and the dead guy and the other guy would play necrobumping slide games so pages 1-4 were all month old bullshit threads and if you made a new thread it would slide off in under 10 hours with like 5 posts. With the new autosage rules (and the dead fag dying) it takes like 12ish hours to even hit page 9 or 10 and it's not worth it to try to slide or necrobump shit >>21140074face looks weird
>>21141796does TNA hire freelancers like gayEW, stardom and marigold?>>21142381kek>>21142402I fucking hate boltons. there are so many cute reddit ethots who get bolt ons for some reason. It makes even less sense because they acknowledge that guys prefer them with small real tits and the bolt ons never look good
>>21142510me when Mom says the pizza rolls are done
>>21142901I thought Mayu went from dog ugly to hot to wall? Like isn't she walled now?>>21143048camo bra>>21143160They didn't let her do that enough in the WWE because she was always in tags
>>21143532Last time I would have seen Mayu was when she fought Iyo. She looked good then.>she was always in tagsShe deserved better. Hopefully AEW doesn't just drop her in a tag team with Mina from the get-go.
Tiny 'ri
>>21143937crazy how her feet don't touch the floor
>>21142310AEW would still have to offer her quite a bit. Kairi can always go with the much comfier option of just bouncing around freelancing in Japan while making more magazine appearances. Maybe settle down for a final run in Stardom or Marigold and release one last solo coombook to rule them all.
>>21143937luv this compact pirate
>>21144000>digits
>>21144000How does such a smol and cute jap broad end up a pirate anyway?
Kairi posted exclusive subscribers only content on IG
SRS doesn't usually posts about Joshis, unless it's AEW/WWE related
>>2114547810 bucks says its just that she hasnt signed anywhere
>>21145478I hope the AEWtists are ready for us to praise everything Kairi does and call the rest of the show gay.
>>21145478well she used to be in WWE
Roses are redViolets are blueMany people are sayingThat Kairi is CUTE!
Sean just posted the update. Waiting for someone to leak it.
>Kairi is not yet signed with AEW but there have been talks between her and AEW, a deal just hasn’t been completed>(Fightful Select)
>>21145874shes clearly going there otherwise she wouldnt have bothered negotiating with them. out of all the promotions, none can get her the money she is clearly trying to get besides aew.also found it funny how in the report it clearly states she is not going to marigold lol
why would Kairi sign unless she wants to go to ROH like Mina or job to random shitters like Shida
>>21145946shes 37
>>21145946money
>>21145946Wrestle 5 dates a year for a milly, not a bad retirement plan
Kairi needs to get a proper thong bikini on
>>21145946She's more popular than Mina and Shida and she would likely make more money than them. I'm willing to bet her contract would be for AEW only, like Mercedes and other big names.
GREAT HODINI WAVE YOUR WAND
Don't know how you guys feel about sloppa. I feel my sloppa is tasteful and of high quality. But I won't post if you don't like it.
>>21146441what ai are u using?
>>21146441needs to be longer with more passion.
>>21146466Crano>>211465184 sec is by far the most cost efficient
It's weird seeing so many people saying Kairi vs Mercedes (praying hands) when Mercedes is the entire reason she left Japan and went back to WWE
>>21146780Huh? She left after she was assaulted by Nia Snax multiple timea and decided to be with her husband. Also Hana's passing give her a lot of pause and influenced her desire to return to Japan.
>>21146843>reason she left Japan and went back to WWEI think you're misunderstanding the post
>>21146885mone commented on kairi’s latest post. stop making shit up.
>>21146898Kairi literally said herself that she planned to retire after a long run with the IWGP title that was promised to her by NJPW, and when they made her drop it to Mercedes early she decided to go back to WWE, or are you calling Kairi a liar now?
>>21146441is this real?
>>21146606>>21146441Bahhh gawwwd
>>21146927>>21146843You're both kinda right. Kairi was screwed by IGWP and Sasha. Always suspected Tone was pulling strings. If he doesn't give the Cap'n her win back then he can go fk himself. Was probably why she went to WWE, which was a good thing because Kairi made bank and we got to see so much of her.She also went home during the pandemic because she was miserable. Reckon there was a conspiracy involving Charlotte and Nia to bring Kairi down for being prettier and not home-grown. She had the pirates curse for both WWE main roster runs and was fumbled badly. She still made the most of it though.
>>21147318Sasha will bury her again
>>21147353It's time for Kairi to steal her crown. She was always better (and has real hair)
>>21147318didn't you read her whole nxt rant?>some guy who looked like krillian tried to marry her>some black guy followed her home and she had to move and didn't live near the other nxt girls>got coof >like 4 concussions
>>21147418snatch her wig too
>>21145584We got used to that when Mercedes signed. But then her fans eventually started loving the show and now are sickos begging Bayley to join her.A glimpse into your future.
From the Fightful report it's basically confirmed she's Elite and they're working out the details, meeting in the middle.Barry Bloom is probably playing hardball, he's a great agent for his clients.I expect her by All Out.
>>21147439Lol she kept Krillin's ring though. There must have been many contributing factors to her deciding a return to Japan was best. Getting married was a big one. Taking concussions and scars too. It seems like the fed always held it against her for leaving the first time. But fk that. She's taken a million bumps and has never been disloyal. Just like Kota.
>>21147532>Lol she kept Krillin's ring though.but she didn't marry him
>>21147439Was niah or that blonde flair chick the one that slammed the tv thing into her head concussing her on tv
'ri calculating how many handbags she can buy with tiny's money
>>21147993Lol
>>21145890I don't know why people would think Kairi would go to Marigold? Why would she wrestle in front of 500 people for peanuts? Because Rossy won't be able to pay her even a fraction of her WWE salary or what AEW would be offering her.
It's great to know that same people who will be coming in here to praise “le based tonedog” are the same people who made threads calling Kairi “a dangerous botching shitter”, really warms the heart, I'm sure it won't be insufferable
>>21148688Mayu>>21148910please don't call them people
>>21147397>>21147418Love lewd 'ri
>>21149137same
Cute little ToneDawg bunny
>>21148910Those were your own doing that edrone
Couple more yacht trips and some gifts and Kairi belongs to Tony. Man is so based lol
All you Ri’tards WILL watch AEW , literally no reason to have alliance to the Fed
>>21149634We will watch Kairi's segs and matches. I don't think AEWtists are ready for how badly we'll shit on Tony if he doesn't make Cap'n the champ and have her beat everyone.
According to SRS latest stream a few minutes ago, there is nothing imminent between Kairi and AEW, just some talks, and there's other places making a BIG play for her, and AEW needs Stardom to be on board to get the money right, whatever that means
There are no other places
>>21149582>>21149589>>21149608tony prefers men>>21149634I'll watch Kairi segments and matches, but I shan't watch the rest of the tranny fed. I'm not a fan of gay flippy shit>>21149713this
>>21149735Just repeating what he said, he also said it sounds like she only wants part time in America, so with him saying AEW needs Stardom to be on board that could be a hint why it's taking so long
>>21149715Tony fumbled
>>21149752doesn't tiny own stardom?
Who else could possibly make a bigger "play" than nepo-baby billionaire money mark Tiny Khunt? This is all a pre-signing PR campaign to make it look like he out maneuvered everyone when there is literally NOBODY that can offer what the little boy can.Same shit, different talent.
>>21150090no marigold?
>>21149715The Kairi part at 1:49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eH7_cpvQRY
>>21150116??
All 'rilite Wrestling
>>21150090The quote is "there are other companies outside of the US that have tried to make some major plays"It could be CMLL, STARDOM or any of the companies under the CyberAgent umbrella. Sean also made it clear again that it's not Marigold and he didn't understand why people would think that because they can't afford her.
>>21150117>getting the money rightkek so what im getting at here is that the ideal thing is an aew/stardom dual contract but kairi being kairi wants big money but she cant possibly want big money while working for 2 companies. aew will give her less because she would in theory work less dates and stardom cant afford her on their own.
SRS said he thinks she'll end up on a Stardom/AEW dual contract.Which is honestly ideal because then AEW only has to borrow her when there's something for her to do and you homosexuals who hate AEW don't get to whine about her usage.
>>21150160I just wanna see her doing funny antics with Mina
>>21150157Exactly. If somebody is asking AEW for a million dollars then they better be fuckin ready to sign a long term exclusive contract with AEW.Why would they give you big bucks for a few dates per year?I'd do it if she agrees to go full nude on ppv, but not for clothed.
>>21150157>>21150160My guess is that Kairi wants X for a dual contract but STARDOM can only afford to pay 10-20% of X and AEW would need to cover 80-90% of her salary, so now it's about what finding the right % for both companies.
>>21150173lets be honest here. kairi is not worth a million dollars. she never won the wwe womens belt. she was pretty much an afterthought on the main roster. a sidekick if you will. her second run in wwe was a bust and it ended in a bust. mercedes was and is worth the money that tony paid her. she was able to ask for millions and once the timing was right, she went on a full indies run with the occasional appearances while still on tv in aew. kairi cannot do 50/50 with aew and stardom or even 75/25 and expect millions.
>>21150195about finding*
>>21150195yea and aew arent paying more for less dates. desu they shouldnt budge either. if kairi wants this to be her best run, she needs to take whatever theyre offering so she can go out with a bang.
>>21150160>you homosexuals who hate AEWI think you mean>you heterosexuals who mostly watch women's wrestling and don't particularly like companies that only have 1 women's match a week
This is going to be Barry Bloom's toughest challenge yet. Trying to get a money hungry wrestler like Kairi big bucks but without the accolades and prestige of WWE booking to back it up.
>>21150199>This Michilin chef isn't worth a million dollars, she never won McDonalds employee of the month
>>21150333The only Michilin chefs that never worked at McDonals were people like Kenny Omega and Will Ospreay. Kazuchika Okda too. Kairi is not a Michilin chef.
>>21149634>literally no reason to have alliance to the fedExcept that I've been watching the fed since I was a kid and only stopped when Kairi was fired. Brand loyalists from both sides and their console wars are gay. I just go where she goes.
I can't hold out 3 months... Happy Christmas 'ritards!
Tbh, Kairi is not really a game changer.Even thekla was a good hire for aew since she has a lower salary and can speak english unlike Kairi.To add, instead of Kairi. AEW can just hire Kana at a higher price since she has a lot more prestige and a better wrestler than Seiko Hojo
>>21150751Stardom Kairi was one of the best there ever was. She just wasn't allowed to wrestle her own way in the fed. And her wrestling isn't even the main reason people like her anyway.Kana is done. She only has a handful of PLE appearances left in her. Why would she tarnish her legacy by going to AEW now? Unless she got to fight Kairi and finish their story, there is zero reason for her to do that.
>>21150789>Kana is doneneeds more money to fund her hobbies
>>21150195>>21150141Kairi is fighting for right to 'ritire her friend Poi!
>>21150199If she becomes Tony’s yacht bunny he will give it to her. Both the 1 milly and the dick
When this ToneDawg bunny debuting?
>>21143520I think the TNA contract is like an AEW contract in that they're paying someone to work all of their shows as scheduled, but in their free time can work with indies. Dolph Ziggler/Nic Nemeth is their champ and he gets booked on non-TNA shows. IIRC he's working a show in Hungary this week. So Kairi would be able to work shows in Japan when TNA isn't having a show.
>>21150090>Who else could possibly make a bigger "play" than nepo-baby billionaire money mark Tiny Khunt?The only thing I can think of is that the long rumored company that Vince was looking to start up could be happening soon now that the Grant trial is over. He needs names to fill the roster and Kairi would be one of the top names regarding women that are available if, big if, that promotion is starting within the next few months.
I feel like the biggest barrier preventing me from enjoying AEW is the faggotry of the fans. WWE fans (especially Kairi fans) openly acknowledge that WWE is shit right now, and that Gaych sucks. But AEW fans are just robots in a contest to see who can eat out Tone's ass more, despite the fact that Tone is an even bigger faggot that Gaych who pushes an inferior product. Truly contemptible behaviour. I'd never consider myself one of you, even if Kairi turns up.
