>RAW Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuACard:* Liv Morgan vs. Stephanie Vaquer – World Championship match* Money in the Bank Qualifying matches begin>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kEtAbLj-c>RAW Classic Moment of the Week:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93wEFKO6d5E
I’m gonna assume Roxanne or sol are gonna win the MITB. Bayley is gonna screw up Lyra sexually and iyo won’t win because Paul doesn’t like her.
Are they finally live again?
Last Raw I'm watching live until January great way to go out with a Liv main event.
>>21138173AINT NOBODY WATCHING THAT SHIT NIGGUUUUHHHHHH LMAOOO
>>21138211kek cook'um
>>21138189Yes.
>>21138173Hope to see more rap concerts!!!!
My mom is gonna go shopping so she might just bring pizza and hot dogs from Sam’s Club.
>>21138228Thankfully, the Quavo thing was very short and not a “concert” in any way. I was concerned they were gonna give him like 4 songs over 15 minutes, but it was just him doing his new single for like 2 minutes. If they keep that shit like that, it’s fine. Basically equivalent to having to sit through someone’s kid butchering the national anthem. …nOt ThAt tHaT’s hApPeNeD rEcEnTLy
>>21138173Is the Mexico show this week or next?
>>21138335Next.They’re in Alabama tonight, I believe
>>21138330even given these racist a 'song' is still too much
>>21138173Ever since Flop In was a gigantic flop and financial failure they have been more unhinged than usual
we want Roxy!
>>21138440>not worshiping blacks mean you must be IndianI see
>>21138458No that was just an esl sentence.
>>21138173Buddy soon.
>>21138481How do I get a job like this
live or taped?
>>21138750Live
Yep, Raw always starts off the week right. Blessed to be an E-God.
Why isn't Liv vs Steph a pudding match?
>>21138827because you haven't exterminated joshipedos, do it and the world will return to the early 2000s
>>21139163HOLY BASED. SLICED
Here are the money in the bank qualifications matches for this evening•Bron Breakker vs. Ethan Page vs. Rey Mysterio•Sol Ruca vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Maxxine Dupri
>>21139172>still doing the triple threat qualifiers to protect people
lmao
>>21139187I mean it’s obvious that Bron and sol are winning.
>>21138335Smackdown is in Mexico City on Friday and then RAW is there next Monday
>>21139172I hope Sol wins, so all the retards who suddenly became fans of Lyra seethe.
>>21139204Yep.Not about the outcome tho, anon. Enjoy the journey. Watch someone get speared. Watch someone get soul snatched. Be a fan.
He seethed.
I hope my mom brought more hot dogs. Usually it’s two pizzas and one hot dog. I genuinely like Sam’s Club hot dogs more than their pizza. They’re not Costco.
>>21139204Agree with Sol, though I think we might see interference cost Bron the win the men's match. Depends on if Oba sells the injury until MITB or he is already back now.
>>21139533How far are you that you eat two pizzas?
>>21139547Two slices isn’t a lot I think.
>>21138173Monday Night Puta
>>21139566I hope La Puta wins, but she probably won't.
>>21138173Your average RAW episode that draws 3.7 TV rating.>Jack Swagger defeated Santino Marella in just 25 seconds to qualify for 2010 MITBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWeyyOma6I>MVP defeating Zack Ryder in just 45 seconds to qualify for 2010 MITBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja8zTEq1gG8>The longest match of that RAW episode was 9:05 and ended in DQ - Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng3bwhx1lp0>Diva Pajama Pillow Fight (ending in exactly 2 minutes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HEOiuphF5s>D-Generation X vs. Big Show and The Miz (Miz-Show) (clocking in at 4:30)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1pLW4r2NNU
We want Roxy!
Two pizza slices and a hot dog. Arizona rx to drink.
>>21139736
>>21138173Joe Hendry vs. JD
>>21139729In the good old days, most matches were around 3 minutes or less and only the main event and sometimes another match (usually a title match or important storyline match) would go longer than 5 minutes.
I'm not going to watch Raw tonight due to the low quality of WWE's shows lately. I'll find something else to do.
>>21139878Thanks for letting us know
>>21139882More JD humiliation rituals
>>21138173>making a gamethread an entire day before the actual show just to inflate the numbersare we serious right now?
women's slop
>>21139938It's Monday, retard.
>too lazy to cook dinner>go to BYO-Pizza place>ask for corn as a one of the toppings>look at me like I'm from MarsI can't be the only one does this, right?
>>21139973HOLY FUCK I'M LATE FOR WORK
>tape multiple weeks of shows in advance>make the roster work labor day though Evil fucking company
>>21139202he looks like a gay mini version of Benedict Cuminhersnatch, or whatever his name is
>>21139539they want to stretch the feud so i can see them waiting till MITB in which Oba will return during the ladder match and cost Bron
>>21139202He is one of those anti-woke fags. Probably Nick Khans fuckboy or something.
hello friends
Only got gummy bears and Pepsi for tonight's show unfortunately.
Currently on the treadmill
>>21140195you have 2 minutes to finish up
Let's Gooooooooo!AEW LOST!
Im so fookin hungover>>21140126Hi
This music is just the Walking Dead theme
>>21140186Based af
Lost my league game because our bot decided they want to freeze lane while their enemy bot sits mid
netflix is going to try to blur blood in real time
>>21140233Just ignore the fact that All In outdrew SummerSlam
>>21139853erm
hello everyoneit looks like its not taped lets hope liv loses
finna set up a nfl fantasy league for /RAW/
Bronson is looking great
>>21140253Stop posting off topic garbageAnyway, what do Stephanie Vaquer's farts smell like?
Bronzempic
BIG BRONSON SNEED
BAU BAU BAU
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Bronson is going to end up looking like a smaller Strowman
Logan needs to leave this dimeless group and win MitB
That doesn't even look like Sneed anymore
Nice theme for the vision
BAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Logan PaulWhat the fuck was his problem?
That’s Buddy!
Where's Heyman?
>obese fatfuck botches and breaks Logan's arm>takes a longer vacation than Logan
>Theory has Maxxine>Bron has SneedLogan bros we're third wheeling hard
How did Reed heal a bicep tear faster than whatever Logan has going
Oba is gonna jump Bron Brekker during the match.
LoGOAT looks great with long hair>>21140286Lmfao
>>21140294Logan is a fan of sloppy seconds
medium sized bronson sneed
>>21138173Let me know when the race traitor’s match is over so I can start watching
Sneed looking trim
>>21140293Wait where did him and Montez go again
dimes
>ober
>>21140301yup ask riley sneed
>>21140286Would do this but instead of a PokeBall it would be a fun and instead of random Japs it would be joshipedos
these suck so bad
>>21140307on paid leave for grinding dongs in front of security’s face
Bronson > Oba
>>21140307>>21140293They were placed on indefinite suspension for this little stunt of sexually harassing a random guy
So we're getting Vision vs Bloodline with "shocking" 5th man Seth Rollins I guess
The Vision is basically WWE's version of the Dimeless Riders
He said EDRONES
Sexxine.
When is Judgement Day going to feud with The Vision?
Don't give womeme a mic
Theory and Maxxine have zero chemistry
My little brother watches Logan's podcast and apparently he tells his viewers that he's a good guy in WWE and the fans love him lmao
>>21140326She's built
TOZAWA
OTI.....awwww nuts D:
This is live? What was the point of pre taping if they didn't give them the holiday off?
When is Gabel going to remember these guys exist :(
based tozawa
Otis pop
OTIS :D
OTICE
Otis need to take ozempic and look like prime macho man
>The "Vision" back to feuding against Alpha Academykek what a shit stable
>>21140333based
its weird how they took a 2 month break from this feud then returned to it
>>21140332Because they have to tip toe around Maxxine's husband's small penis/insecurity
What made them decide to kick the show off with a group of guys who can't do shit on the mic
OTIS!!
we supposed to believe Otis is a serious threat now?
I to work on my baby body
>when its jobber day
Reminder that Tozawa is pure evil and got caught torturing monkeys.Do not support him. He's not cute. He's not funny--He's pure evil.
>>21140338When theory goes after the US title. Gable, Otis, tozawa, creeds, ivy vs the Vision +1Would.make for a good survivor series match
>>21140353Yes.
>loves ham>over in Birmingham Is it really that easy?
>>21140357Qrd?
>>21140351Its labor day. Always been a skippable ep
they give up completely during football season, and they weren't really doing anything interesting to begin with
Joe Tessitore seems like a fun guy to suck off. Like he'd really appreciate it
>>21140366Yet here you are.
>>21140357monkeys are evil creatures. They get what they deserve. also their brains taste good
>be vision>Theory always has to wrestle and take pinsWhy?
>>21140363Google Dragon Gate Japan monkey scandal. Tozawa and other jap wrestlers had a pet monkey they would abuse
>>21140368Joe Tessitore looks like he's in a constant state of perpetual slight worriment.
>>21140367WWE is run in a way where the moment they hit a specific low revenue point they will be sold to the Saudis. There is no future for this company at the moment it's being run how like a private equity company would run them
>>21140374Someone's gotta do it...
>>21140370Its decent background noise
Based theory bullying Tozawa
>>21140374>Bron is sort of maybe main event material>Logan says lol no>Sneed just came back and they need to protect his monster heel thingThey know the Theory experiment can't be salvaged
it's weird how no one brings up theory as someone who took a massive paycut. vince was probably giving him a big payday
>super ultra progressive jewish chick liked me on hinge>haven't gotten play in awhile gonna larp my ass off
>>21140357WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAGGOT
>>21140392>things that never happenedsure thing mark
crowd looks so bored
>>21140357Nobody gives a shit about Monkeys.Harambe deserved it.
Almost hit em with the shoot worm
Bron Breaker>just beat the strongest guy in the company>is now the future of the companyDom Mysterio>lost to comedy jobber>stuck doing goyslop commercialsAny fucking questions?
>>21140392Where else would he go? I can't imagine Tony has always wanted another guy who is mid in the ring and fucking horrible on the mic.
>>21140389He's the best wrestler of the 5. He knows moves, safe, sells, bumps, can wrestle big and small guys, and knows ring psychology. Theory is underrated
Need Bronson to call Otis a fatass
>>21140393pussy aint that good nigga. don't be desperate.
>>21140406you forget that tony picked up chiampa
based ober
YOU'RE NOT MEDICALLY CLE-ACK
>>21140377Damn, I want to punch him now
like dude just put some fried chicken in the middle of the ring, hell even some purple drank. maybe even put a moat around the ringhes not that hard to counter
Tozawa could've taken them
Why is Oba still no selling chair shots and multiple spears
This crowd is castrated af
>>21140407Before the Vision I would have agreed with you, but he's shown nothing in that time. How do you even describe this new persona? Wasn't he wearing a fucking scarf or something? Horrible shrill promos.>>21140411I hate to defend Chimpa but he's better than Theory in the ring.
KILL THAT NIGGA
>>21140422the show is just boring
lmao the crowd no selling this whole segment
Zero reaction for Smallson Reed kek
now their writing Oba off until MITB
Lmao oba got fucked up 2 nights in a row
Instead of gigantic fat now Sneed is just regular fat
Buddy vs Sneed.
and the crowd goes mild
selling a beatdown only to nudge off bronson stepping on him. that nigga HATES fatson sneed lmao
are they so creatively bankrupt that we are having a survivor series match that includes Tozawa and Oba on the same team.Here is a better idea. For the love of g_d WWE just retire the PPV or make it a flex PPV that can change every year and is only Survivor Series when a real grudge match is needed. They could hype up the announcement of what PPV it is every year. Why do we have to be in this trap of the same PPVs every year didn't TKO bitch when they took over that they don't want the same PPVs all the time?
>>21140421>Why is the guy who beasted three F5s and a Tombstone on a chair not going down to average heel tactics?They have to be consistent and have what he's able to firm and keep going be congruent or else it all falls apart. They've gotten him down back to back nights regardless. Not a bad thing that it takes a bit more effort
So The Vision are now the strongest wrestlers in the company right? They beat Oba who squashed brock.
CRYME TYME
oba got big mad with that footrest shit lmao
kino promo
>>21140450Niggas
OO-BA>ACKOO-BA>ACKOO-BA>ACKOO-BA>ACK
>>21140426Nothing that pushes him to a "it" factor, but has the strong above midrange across the board. You need guys like that. That said, him cashing in on a us title and not being able to keep up with Cena on the mic fucked him over. Cena really should have gave him better tips than sticking to a script
>>21140445>are they so creatively bankrupt that we are having a survivor series match that includes Tozawa and Oba on the same team.Definitely not. It's the beginning of September. They need some filler stuff before getting into the build on all of that. Otis and Tozawa have been whipping boys for years. They're just serving their purpose
Did they take Corey off of Raw because of Big Cass?
9 = I4 = D 6 = F
big fan of these GTA niggas
Im glad they made Royce a heel. He looks so ugly and unlikeable, he cant work as a face
Menace II Society is my favorite "hood" movie
>>21140460No because he is preparing for Mexican Wrestlemania
>>21140460based tjpwgod
why doesn't hobbes just kill them in a drive by
>>21140466Based comment
Oh they're actually airing this
So Jacob has to keep wearing those gold grills for rest of his career because hes missing his entire front row of teeth right?
I forget that even though they are Samoans, they are honorary niggers from the way they talk.
>>21140466da fuq u mean nigga?
>>21140445For most of its history Survivor Series has been random teams of jobbers with something else as the main event man.
>>21140460they switch tessitore to Monday so he can call football games on saturdays
wait what the bloodline the good guys now and royce is bad now
>>21140466>>21140479Kek
>gable demoted to commercial break promos Paul fumbled
>Otis and Towzawa getting beaten to a pulp every week>Gable doesnt helpwhat the fuck is his problem? i thought he was going on a redemption arc
>>21140482Yes.
>>21140482No its heel vs heel
>>21140480Savio Vega was the most boring wrestler ever. "I am Puerto Rican" is not an entertaining gimmick and surprise Zelina Vega got let go doing the same thing
This was Chad's wrestling peak. The IC belt is nothing compared to this run
Vision are basedI love how they buck backed that faggot
As is RAW...
>>21140489I'm rooting for the samoans>>21140494Based
>>21140495We don't have dedicated European autists who spam nonsense to try to artificially pump the thread numbers
>>21140493his peak should have been beating Gunther for the IC title at Wrestlemania
>>21140487
VAQ
KEEP ON RUNNIN GAY BULL
>>21140497Fuck you
la pasta primavera
FUCK vaquer she broke that deaf guys heart
Goddamn, Becky on PEDs TBF.
>TriplemaniaHere is night 1, I'm guessing it's after Smackdown
>Triplemania starts at 10based will probably go to 1 AM and will lock out annoying euros from watching
>>21140486I was thinking the same thing but then I thought they didn't want him back with AA because it wastes the push. But he's wrestling Dragon Lee so I don't have a fucking clue what they're doing.Also his new entrance and the clapping thing is so ass I think they're sabotaging him.
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME
>ASKEW
OOOOOOOOBAOOOOOOOOBA
this fag got called up from nxt
why do they insist on having the two worst promo women in the company do a promo every single week
Sexooooooo
BABABABASED KIT
perro
I really think Jackie found God because she doesn't dress like a whore anymore
Why are Smackdown guys here?
KEK BASED MIZ
Glad Big Dimes MIZ got away from the danhausen vortex
>Everytime I trust someone they betray meIs it a rib towards Randy Deafton?
inbred bamafags btfo
BASED MIZ!!!!!
>top heel stable DQ lose against the comedy jobbers
wow punk looks like shit
>>21140513are they not doing their version of the Rumble this time?
>>21140515>I think they're sabotaging him.Is it a day that ends with y? Then Shorty G is getting buried on the main roster.
BASED KIT
MIZ IS SHOOTING
wtf happened to jackie's face she looks like she got a shit load of extra surgery
isn't this guy supposed to be brain damaged because of danhousen
>>21140513Night 1 is so ass in comparison with Night 2
fucking hell this guy is gay
Hey Alabama might be a backwards shithole, but atleast the lights are on in this building.>Looking at you Florida State
I CAME TO GAY
>hillbilly comedian nobody knows asking Miz who he iscome on now
what happened to Kit Wilson's tag partner is he still injured or they fired him?
What was the point of this
Okay the hurrcanrana popped me
that dude is like 80 pounds
>Mat MatthewsWho the fuck is this fag.>looks him upHe's an actual fag. Are fags over in Alabama now? How far they have fallen
I wonder it Kit feels guilty that it took his partner getting a career ending injury in order for him to get over
>>21140538On night 2/sunday
Hunter, contract now
>>21140554Still injured
>>21140554Probable career ending injury
>>21140555setting up the next celeb fight no one wants
Why the fuck don't these two have the tag titles?
OH SHIT HE'S GOT SOME MOVES
>>21140554He got hurt bad. They haven't fired him.
>>21140554Nathan broke his neck iirc
Oof why did they have to bring a HOMO on screen
>>21140554
>>21140507No, thanks.
HES DEAD
lmao, based sell from this guy
Wasn't this dude involved in the literal last matchWasn't that like 20 minutes ago already
Would be cool if Ethan won.
>Bron spears the faggy comedian during the commercial breakworth every penny of my netflix subscription
WHY
Oh no, Bron, don't spear this guy... whoever he is.
TOTALE-CELEBDEATH
Based as always
I just did somthing really bad
>>21140587I'll admit I wasn't sold before but smelly homeless Lyra is dimes
Did someone die? Crowd is DEAD.
>>21140599stuck your dick up your own ass didn’t you? Happens to the best of us
>>21140603Yeah that comedian
>>21140586Yes he's based
>>21140603the 80 pound eceleb just got taken out in a stretcher
>>21140603stupid rednecks need to be told when to cheer or boo
>>21140603Vision will do that
>>21140600She really is and this version of her could easily be a babyface too.
Unironically a bad crowd. Show isn't even that atrocious like usual
>>21140615>when the lsd and shrooms hit at the same time
>>21140616>>21140616>>21140616>>21140616>>21140616
GAY MYSTERIOOOOOOOO!
kek based spear
I give the redneck twink credit for that sell.
why wouldn't rey shake that kids hand what a duck
>>21140615She looks like her hairy pussy stinks which is over with me for some reason
>>21140599AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>the lyratroons are back at it Fuck
