Times you were at an indy show? I'll go first >be me >Show up to my local indy show>bring a lucha mask and hid in the bathroom and put it on >run into the ring between the matches to go into business for myself because I'm not on the roster >say the word to gain some heat>huge pop for some reason>guy from the back comes out >shoot superman punch him in the dick with my brass knuckles >another huge pop because the crowd thinks this shoot is a work>run out and leave the high school gym before a shooter can get me mfw
This actually happened>be me in 2009>be at the mall>big guy with a long ponytail handing out fliers for a wrestling show down the street>convince my girlfriend that we should go check it out>the show is inside a church>there's only one match on the card>it's the big dude from the mall against a fat white guy in an afro wig with a black supremacist gimmick>me and my girl are the only people there other than what is obviously the two wrestler's families>minutes into the match the big dude takes an unprotected chair shot to the head>he isn't moving>everyone freaks out and jumps in the ring to check on him>we're told to leave>pull out of the parking lot and see an ambulance rushing to the sceneI often wonder if he made it
>>21152828I wonder how many times you make unfunny samefag greentext stories before you get bored and abandon the thread?
>>21152902I hope not
>>21152911It wasn't looking good. That chair shot sounded like a fucking shotgun blast.
