Spidey will be battling Doctor Locktopus in the issue
>>21155847ITS TIME TO KILL AUNT MAY
Cm Punk's humiliation ritual will never end
>>21155847honestly he can't be any worse then the writers they have been using on tasm for the past 15 years
The only draws for superheroes are Batman and Spider-Man.
>>21155876they're all drawn, retard
>>21155881kek
>>21155881chk chk GOT HIS ASS
>>21155847Well current Spider-Man is glacially paced garbage with stupid mystery box plots that take forever to go nowhere and when the reveals happen they're underwhelming and lame so I guess that fits.
>>21155847HHH is going over Spiderman with a Golden freaking shovel!!!!
>>21155881
>fumbled Spider-Man
>>21155938Triple H=Paul LevesqueGuy who cucked Spider Man=Paul ((Rabin)) Coincidence ?
spiderman is going to job to roman reigns
>>21155847>You see, uhhhhh you know how this whole series has been building up to Spiderman beating his ultimate nemesis? Well what if Iron Man shows up out of nowhere and challenges the big bad instead and Spiderman gives him his blessing and hugs him.
>>21155881>>21155890>>21155895>>21155944Draws as in a professional wrestling sense. Hand drawn shit is cringe, AI mogs it so friggin' hard bruh.
>>21156980they're calling it the most indian post ever made
What's the wrestling equivalent of this?
>>21156987AI is way cooler, check out DLSS 5 that shit rocks!Speaking of The Rock, when is the only real gigachad of professional wrestling coming back? WWE is pretty gay and bad without him.
>>21156989December to Dismember
YA SEE, MILES... IN THIS BUSINESS...
>>21156989>a single event that is so universally despised and its ripple effects are still around today and the writer refuses to admit he was wrong about the decisionfingerpoke of doom
>>21156980trvke woodditards aren't ready to face this factoid kek
>>21156989Wrestlemania 18 idk what this nerd shit is. Spider-Man is only cool on PS2 talking about pizza time.
Wrestling had a revival in popularity. I wish people would get into comics again. DC's Absolute Universe has been popular, but popular for a comic in the current year. I don't know if more people are reading comics who didn't used to, like WWE had new fans coming on during the Bloodline saga.
>>21157016>actually reading comicslame. Most people.just watch the movies or play the games.
>>21157016Ive dropped it after bane arc to see if pic rel is achievable natty
>>21157016i only read silver age dr. strange and fantastic 4 comics
American Comics are too confusing to begin reading.
>>21157036You really just need to dive in, pick a character you like, and go back and read their classic runs if you want to. Getting around to reading old stories is part of the fun. You don't really have to read every X-Men comic (and definitely don't read most of the modern ones), you can just read the most classic runs. There's a treasure trove waiting for you to sift through it.
>>21157047ok what are some good comics if i like starfire from the teen titans animated show and wanted to have sex with her
>>21157008in comic universe Spidey/Peter Parker married with Mary Jane but marvel writers can't self insert into that, so they divorce him with nonsense bullshit like peter made deal with mephisto(basically satan) to ressurect aunt may in exchange of his marriage
>>21157053Read this volume, it contains the most famous Teen Titans story ever.
>>21157047I've read all of X-Men including every major spinoff team. Krakoan era is definitely worth a read. Schism and everything after is a good jumping in point if you want to know all the newer mutants and the overall vibe of what modern X-Men comics are.Post-Krakoa hasn't been great really.
>>21157074>Krakoan era is definitely worth a readThere's okay shit in there but the fucking shit tier spinoffs are some of the most unbearable shit you'll ever read. Steve Orlando's self insert character whose power is that he puts you to sleep and has eternal gay sex with you in your mind.
>>21155847Levels to this game
Normies don't read comics, only geeks did that.
>>21157118but enough about wrestling
>>21157016I’d like people to start reading comics again as well but capeshit has to go. It’s had it’s time and has been stale for over 30 years
>>21155847WWE has a Director of Character Development yet not a single person working there has a good gimmick or story?
Triple GOAT Invented Spider-Man??????What can't this badass mfer do??
>>21155847Amazing Spider-Man is about to lose 60% of its audience
>>21157485Afraid so
>>21157656Kek
Those Batman graphic novels are still top tier.
>>21155847This probably ties back into Spider-Man's foray in wrestling. Make Spider-Man wrestle Ryback and have Alexa Bliss roast his costume.
How does the king of kings do it?
Why didn't Bonesaw come out?
>>21158707>graphic novelsbegging ya to have sex
>>21157074>Krakoan era is definitely worth a readMaybe on Planet Retard.
spiderman marries Jonah's daughter and ends up running the daily bugle
>>21155869I don't know about Chip Zdarsky's Spider Man run but his Daredevil run is highly regarded at least.
It's ok by me, I'm not a big fan of modern comics I might check out the new Doom Patrol comic but I don't see how either TKO or WWE could make the issue any worse. I'm willing to bet there are more wrestling fans that comics now than ever before and pro wrestling is just about as popular as comic books in general.
>>21160894i actually really liked gerard ways doom patrol and would recommend it
>>21155847He's listed as a contributor. Not a writer. That means he could have suggested an idea, got ignored, but paid for the credit.
>>21161371He's credited as co-writer.
>>21159978The only anon here that gets it
>>21160792He never wrote the main Spider-Man book and has said he didn't want to. He did a non-canon miniseries called Spider-Man: Life Story which is excellent though.
>>21155847Well he had to write it because he obviously can’t draw
How does Triple W have time to produce the most popular wrestling promotion in the world and wrote comics?
>>21155881for being a retard who signs his posts you make a good point
>>21159986No, modern women are soulless disgusting pigs.
How does Paul have the time to write comics all while raping Tony Khan?
Based af
>>21163337Oh ok. I was thinking of the Spiderman omnibus with his work (I've gotten big into omnibus collecting since last year) and in addition to the series you mentioned and some others it seems he wrote some issues of Volume 3 of the Spectacular Spider Man at least, which of course is indeed not the main ASM book.
>>21167478Cry for me some more about it, won't you little guy?
>>21167472I have some omnibuses. I think comics and wrestling are pretty similar in a lot of ways so I understand why there's overlap in the fanbase.
The jew scott levy once wrote a spiderman story
>>21167581Nice. Yes I agree with that sentiment. I think there is a lot of overlap in storytelling styles, tone, and presentation in comics, wrestling, and anime/manga.
>>21155847Legend
Tony Kwab could never
>>21155847Tony keeps trying to write for clifford the big red dog
>>21170617tony would hate clifford, he could never get color properly
>>21155881KEK FUCKING KEK OWNED
>>21155847Amazing news indeed!
>>21157656popped myself
>>21155852heh
>>21157016I can’t stop watching Lanterns. SQUEEE
>>21175994Not only was he outlived by HHH but by Vince lmafo his most hated man in the universe outlived him
Remember when Ben Garrison and HHH teamed up?
>>21176173Why are the AEW ratings so bad?
>writes comics>books 10/10 episodes of raw We love you hunter
Why didn't they ask Tony?
>>21157058I'd do the same if it was Marisa Tomei tbf
>>21155847THE KING OF KINGS ON YOUR KNEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0
