Hello little Hulksters, just wanted to remind you that it's chill up in Heaven. My main man JC is cookin' up some burgers and Adolf's in charge of the music. Don't forget to say your prayers and eat your vitamins and most importantly of all remember that we do say THAT word up here.
>>21215654Big wheels got to heaven but he didn't see the Hulkster, that's when he realized he wasn't in heaven but in hell...
>>21215654>That finish doesn't work for be brother...
>>21215654>let me tell you something, brother!>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!What did they mean by that?
>>21215821That Californians are hellbound.
>>21215855so they’ll get a chance to boo hogan again
>>21215654Why is former CHIKARA worker and one-time Reddit mod Jervis Cottonbelly in heaven? That sounds more like hell.
>>21215654That part
>>21215654true brother
>>21215654
It’s already been proven Hogan is in hell.
God bless brother HHH (Heavenly Hulk Hogan)
>>21216986God damn Canaanite HHH (Hellish Hulk Hogan)
>>21215654ohnononono
>Listen up and gather round, brothers! Hulk Hogan's gonna drop the atomic leg on this one! There are FOUR HUGE REASONS why the Good Book ain't backin' transgenderism, see? Hulk Hogan knows the deal! The big man upstairs made us all either MAN or WOMAN, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?
>>21215654kek this got the joshicord aka the official aew discord server finna seething
>Hearken to me, brothers! The American Psychological Association, they're talkin' 'bout transgender folks, see? They say it's when someone's feelin' different from what they were assigned at birth, brother! It's all about how they feel inside, their gender identity, and how they express themselves! They're makin' a BIIIIG Andre the Giant-sized distinction between sex and gender, see? Sex is biology, chromosomes, the whole deal. But gender, they say, is all about feelings and expressin' yourself, brother! Clothes, hair, the whole nine yards! And some folks, they don't fit into just two boxes! It's gender fluid, brother! But Hulk Hogan's here to tell you what the Bible says! And the Bible, brother, it doesn't back this transgender stuff! God made us male or female, and He wants us livin' that way, lookin' that way, actin' that way! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay down some biblical truths on ya, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the Word of God runs wild on you?
>>21217356>joshicordJoshis love The Hulkster, brother.
Truth #1: Our Bodies Matter>Hey there, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! Truth #1: Your body, the very thing you're walkin' around and down that aisle in, it matters! It's the only ride you get on this planet, and it's all about body and soul, brother! Every joy, every pain, it's all felt in this bod! Whether you're lovin' God or breakin' the rules, you're doin' it with this magnificent, powerful machine! Some folks are always frettin' about lookin' good, but Hulk Hogan's here to tell you, appreciate what you got! It's a miracle, and WHATCHA GONNA DO when you focus on the bad, brother? But the Big Man upstairs, yeah, He knit ya together, fearfully and wonderfully made! Even though this bod ain't perfect, it's a gift! The Son of God himself took on flesh, so that tells ya somethin', brother! Our bodies ain't dirty or evil! And get this, Hulkamaniacs, resurrection! That's right! This body is meant for somethin' special! Before we get ahead, we gotta understand, God cares about more than just your thoughts and feelings! He wants ya to glorify Him with this incredible body of yours and perfect by training, prayers and vitamins! Every part of you. So listen up, brother, and remember Hulk Hogan's words: Your body ain't just an accident; it's part of who you are! It matters to God, AND IT SHOULD MATTER TO YOU, BROTHER!
>A lot of people, they got a problem with their own bodies, brother! They're caught up in lookin' good and fightin' off old age, but they don't see the real deal! They ain't givin' enough credit to the power of the human body! Hulk Hogan's talkin' 'bout complexity, beauty, and design, dude! But these people, they HATE their own bodies -- too dark, too pale, too skinny, too FAT! They're lookin' for a way out from the shame and the burdens, brother!
>Lend me your ears, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! The Big Man upstairs, yeah, He's the one who built ya, piece by piece, in your mama's belly, brother! Even though we're feelin' the burn from bad times, each of us is made awesome, dig it? The Son of God, the perfect one, He took on flesh, which proves being a real man ain't dirty or bad, brother! He rose again, and now He rules heaven as God and man, showing the human body can be close to the Almighty! We're gonna rise from the dead, brother, because being a real man is good.
>>21215654remember how terry bollea spent his final days paying for the car driven by his wife's 18 year old boyfriend, which is also known as cuckoldry? he died as a self worshipping, disingenuous, backstabbing, chicken shit, racist, roid tranny cuck, and there is literally nothing you can do about it you stupid fucking incel faggots.
>Check this out, dude! Before we bodyslam this transgenderism stuff in front of 93'000 genders at the Dilation Dome, we gotta get real about our own physiques! God ain't just peekin' at your brain, man! The Bible screams, 'Whatcha gonna do when you don't Glorify God in your body, brother!' Every muscle, every bone, every part is Hulk Hogan's instrument to pump up or break down! You ain't no puppet or Heenan family stooge, controlled by strings, and you ain't no machine with a swap-able processor or replaceable chassis, brother! Remember when the mighty Hulkster, I mean, Jesus, laid hands on folks? (Mark 1:41; 5:27, 41; 6:56; 7:33; 8:23; 9:27) Feel the power, brother! He knew our bodies ain't just accessories! They matter to God, and they BETTER MATTER TO YOU when Hulkamania runs wild!
>>21217386Hoganbros... our response?
Truth #2: Our Bodies Are Given to Us as a Gift>Hear this wisdom, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! Truth bomb #2, dude! These pythons, this frame, it's all a GIFT, man! Straight from the big man upstairs! Genesis, brother, it's right there! We're talkin' Adam, Eve, the whole shebang! Every single Hulkamaniac out there, every soul, every meat-wagon, is a gift! Whatcha gonna do when God's gift runs wild on you, brother?!
>>21217370>effortless babyfacery that resulted in a billion dollar empire and generations of people that do the right thing
>>21217391official hogan nut hugger faggot representative here. we have absolutely 0 arguments and hereby offer a full concession of defeat.
>BEHOLD, brothers! This is the truth, man! Hulk Hogan says that God, yeah, GOD, created each and every one of us, brother! We didn't make ourselves, no way! (Ps. 100:3) Hulk Hogan didn't decide to be Hulk Hogan, and you didn't decide to be you! You didn't put your own muscles together, brother! You didn't decide if you were gonna be a man or a woman, or what color those baby blues would be! Your body, brother, it was given to you!
>>21215654Hoganetty was a self-mark till the end and didn't let Jesus go over. You know what happens if you do that.
>Verily I say to thee, brother! The big brother to all the lil' Hulksters; Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! The Good Book says your body's a gift, a blessing, ya know? But these transgender dudes? They're sayin' your body's just a hunk of clay, while your feelings are like gold, brother! They're makin' it up as they go, see? When your body and your feelings clash, they're sayin' the body's wrong! That ain't how it works, dude! Hulk Hogan is more than just thoughts and feelings; Hulk Hogan is body AND soul, brother! The Big Man Upstairs made our bodies for us, and they ARE us! You didn't make your body, see? It was given to you, brother! Whatcha gonna do, trannies, when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?!
>Take this close to your heart, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! It's like, everybody's saying your body's gotta be real, right? Like, a white dude can't just say he's black, and some European dude can't say he's Asian, brother! If some teenage girl thinks she's too big, her folks are gonna tell her she's wrong, because Hulk Hogan knows the body don't lie, dude! And if some jabroni's smokin' like a chimney, the doc's gonna tell him he's killin' himself, whether he likes it or not, brother! We gotta check ourselves for the bad stuff, cancer and all that, because Hulk Hogan knows we gotta listen to our bodies, even if it ain't what we wanna hear! So whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and REALITY runs wild on you, brother!
>>21217386
>Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth as hard as an Axe Bomber on ya! All this transgenderism stuff? It's happenin' 'cause folks don't wanna admit their bodies got limits, see? They think they can be anyone, anything, anytime! But whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan tells ya that ain't freedom? Bodies got rules, brother! You can't be in two places at once, you gotta eat, you gotta sleep! You can't feel nothin' without the body Hulk Hogan's talkin' about! It's the finitude, dude! Believe it, or feel the power of Hulkamania! The whole transgender thing? It's a spiritual rebellion, man! They're rejecting everything, see? God, the Bible, tradition, even their own families, brother! They thinkin' their bodies don't tell 'em nothin'! It's a lie, dude! They thinkin' they're creators, but Hulk Hogan says we're creatures with a divine image!
Truth #3: God Created Each of Us as Male or Female>Hulkamaniacs! Lend The Hulkster thine ears! This is Truth Number THREE, jack! GOD, the Almighty, created each and every one of us as either MALE or FEMALE! That's right, WHATCHA GONNA DO when you hear the power of Hulkamania?! The Good Book says it loud and clear, brother! God created mankind as a SEXUAL BINARY! Genesis 1:27 says it all: 'So God created man in his own image; male and female he created them.' BOOM! Sexual differentiation? That's GOD'S idea, dude! He didn't make a world of just dudes or just ladies or fifteen different kinds! NO! He made MEN and WOMEN to show HIS glory! And neither is independent or identical, brother! First Corinthians 11:8-12! When God said it wasn't good for man to be alone, did he make another dude? NO! He made a WOMAN from his side, because only a woman could complete him, brother! A sexual complement, capable of creating new life! Genesis 2:24! THAT'S the power of Hulkamania, brother!
>>21217408>TERRY BOLLEA ALSO SPENT HIS FINAL DAYS PAYING FOR THE FUCKING *HOUSE* OCCUPIED BY HIS WIFE'S TEENAGE BOYFRIEND terrybolleanuthuggersinthefuckingmud
>Transgenderism? Oh, it disrespects the master plan, see? The divine blueprint, the VERY reason we're here! The Hulkster's talkin' 'bout design, purpose, brother! Like these pythons, male and female bodies ARE designed for each other, see? Reciprocal, complementary, purposeful! They fit like a glove dude, made for makin' little Hulksters from our Mean Genes. Biblical sexuality? It's all about that natural design, that's what Hulk Hogan says, brother! Whatcha gonna do, trannies, when the power of teleology runs wild on you?!
>Ya know something, brother! In the world of transgenderism, they ain't respectin' the power of the body, jack! They're chasin' some kinda self-fulfillment, expressin' themselves, but at what cost, dude? Hulk Hogan's talkin' 'bout hormonal stuff and surgery, messin' with the body, doin' permanent damage, feelin' the pain, brother! That ain't the way, man! A real man, see, has got the power to plant the seed of life! And a real woman, she's got the magic to nurture that life, brother! Male and female, that's how the universe made us for makin' new Hulkamaniacs! So whatcha gonna do when they try to destroy their bodies, brother? You gotta stand up for the natural order and the power of Hulkamania, dude!
>The Good Book ain't just whistlin' Dixie, it's layin' down the law about manhood and womanhood! Yeah, it's all about that natural unity, that's why only dudes and chicks can make little Hulksters, see? And when dudes start actin' like chicks with other dudes, or vice versa, the Bible says, 'Hold on, that ain't right!' Even the Apostle Paul knew it, brother, talkin' about how goin' against nature ain't the Hulk Hogan way! That's why in the church and at home, brothers and sisters got their own roles, based on what they're born with! It's all connected, see? Biology and identity, brother, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO when the Bible spells it out for you, brother! The Good Book, it ain't just whisperin' 'bout he's and she's, it's body slammin' the truth that what you're born as IS who you are, dig it?! That's why only a real (American) man and a real (American) woman can make little Hulkamaniacs (Genesis 1:28; 2:20 says so, BROTHER!). And when dudes gettin' cozy with dudes, or chicks with chicks, the Bible says NO WAY, BROTHER (Leviticus 18:22 drops the LEG!). Paul knew it, seein' those other partnerships as goin' against the flow (Romans 1:26-27 with the big boot, BROTHER!). That's why the Church and the home gotta have roles for the big boys and the ladies (Ephesians 5:22-23 & Timothy 2:11-14 hulkin' up and layin' down the law!). It's all about bein' true to what you are, whatcha gonna do when the divine and holy truth is body slammin' you, BROTHER?!
>The Good Book, it knows that some folks are born with things not quite right, ya know? Like Jesus said, some are different from the start, right from birth, dude! But listen up, these tough breaks—a real bummer in this crazy world—they don't change the rules, brother! Those smart gals, Laura Hake and Clare O'Connor, they say it clear: if you got that Y chromosome, you're a man, brother! That's the way it is! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! See, folks, usually the ladies got two X's, and the dudes got an X and a Y, dig it? But sometimes, WHOA, somebody gets born with extra chromosomes or maybe even missin' one, see? This can make things, uh, kinda mixed up, ya know? But let me tell you somethin', brother! It all comes down to that Y chromosome! If it's there, you're a dude, and if it ain't, you're a lady! So even if things look a little confusing, Hulk Hogan says they're still either a man or a woman, according to the chromosomes brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and science runs wild on you?!
Truth #4: God Is Opposed to the Confusion of the Sexes>The truth and nothing but the truth, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna drop some truth on ya! Truth #4: The big man upstairs, yeah, God himself, is laying the smackdown on gender confusion, brother! He made dudes as dudes and ladies as ladies, in his own image, man! (Genesis 1:26-27) These bodies are gifts from the heavens, and we gotta use 'em to pump up Hulkamania for the glory of the Almighty! (1 Corinthians 6:12-20) God's all about order, so Whatcha gonna do when man tries to be a woman and woman tries to be a man?! That just ain't right, brother! Listen up, jack! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay down the law! Paul's got a point about confusion back in 1 Corinthians 11:2-16, see? It's about lookin' like who you are, dude! It ain't right for a man to dress like a dame, and it ain't right for a dame to dress like a man, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania says God wants men to be men and women to be women? That's why cross-dressin' was a no-go back in the day! From Genesis to Revelation, the Bible's tellin' ya, brother, men and women gotta be who they are! Believe in Hulk Hogan, believe in yourself, and feel the power!
>This whole transgender thing, it's kinda makin' the Hulkster scratch his head, see? It's like, they're pushin' that dudes gotta be all macho this and chicks gotta be all girly that! Take Bruce Jenner, brother, when he went all Caitlyn! BAM! She pops up on Vanity Fair lookin' like she walked outta a salon! Makeup, hairspray, the whole nine yards, brother! Now, if Caitlyn showed up lookin' like Bruce still, beard and all, now that'd be somethin' else, brother! But noooo, gotta look the part, gotta play the game! It's like they're sayin', 'Hey, Hulkamaniacs, THIS is what a woman looks like!' But the Hulkster knows better, brother! It's all about feelin' it on the inside which is the real deal brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan tells you to believe in yourself, brother!
>>21217408clearwater is debatably the best town to live in the united states. hogan was truly blessed by the man upstairs.
>Listen up, brother! Genesis 1:27 and even the big man, Jesus, in Matthew 19:4 and Mark 10:6, tell ya, that The Almighty created humanity in HIS image, as male AND female! Yeah! In Hebrew, 'male' and 'female' ain't just about biology, like the animals, but also about WHO THEY ARE! Their very sexual identity! The power of Hulkamania and the power of creation run wild as incredible forces of the universe, brother!
>For centuries, EVERYONE knew the deal, see? You're born a 'he' or a 'she,' and that's the end of the story, dude! No changing teams, no running from the truth! Like that main-eventer Martin Luther said way back when, and Hulk Hogan is paraphrasing here, you’re either a 'he' or a 'she'!
>>21217454i have searched high and low and i have not seen a single trace of the great hulk hogan
>The "Immortal" Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya and this is a shoot, brother! The Big Man upstairs, yeah, He divided all you Hulkamaniacs into two groups, dudes and dudettes, He-men and She-women! And guess what, brother? He liked it! He called it good! [Gen. 1:31] So, you gotta rock the body the Creator gave ya! Hulk Hogan can't turn into a lady, and you can't become Hulk Hogan, brother! We ain't got that power! We are what we are by the grace of God. Hulk Hogan is a man and you are who you are! Now, the Big Man wants us to respect His divine creation, not trash it brother! Men, respect the ladies and their bodies! Ladies, give the He-men some respect too! Honor each other, brother, because you are all images of a divine creation, pleasing to the one above! Whatcha gonna do when the power of God comes down on you, brother! Luther's sayin' that the Almighty gave us these bodies, and yeah, they got limits, but that ain't the bad news, dude! Being a man or a woman? That's from the Big Man Upstairs himself, his 'excellent handiwork!' You gotta believe it, brother, and not despise it!
>Rap with me, brother! To be born a man or a woman, and to live that life the way the Good Lord intended, preach it, that's the way to real blessing, brother, and that's reality, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?! Later, Luther himself said we're born men and women, and that ain't never gonna change, brother! You can't promise you won't be a man or a woman, he said, and if you do, it's foolishness, 'cause you can't change what you are! That's what Hulk Hogan's been saying all along, believe in yourself brother!
>Listen up, brother! This whole transgenderism thing? It's like, a body slam to reality, man! It's all about forcing folks to believe something they don't, and that's a low blow, dude! If everyone saw it the same way, no problem, but they don't, brother! Sure, there are exceptions, but that doesn't change the fact that people are being forced to play along with a lie. Even the so-called "allies" are probably sweating under the pressure, pretending everything is alright. They're too scared to speak the truth, fearing the wrath of Hulkamania gone wrong! Truth hurts, brother! And before all you wiener-less tranny creeps sharing kiddy porn to each other and raiding from your lil' Discords and trans rights marches and sex offender registry offices and furry conventions get your bussies all itchy and all up in a tizzy and start pooping tranny piss sludge out your Pepe le Pew smelling frontbutt holes and start sharting, crying and mass whinging to the jannies...."brothers", 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan believes in the TRUTH! The LIGHT! The unwavering unshakeable verifiable objective reality that HULKAMANIA thrives within and throughout! Everyone here knows and is thinking it, the Hulkster's just saying it. Its not "society", brother. It sure as hell ain't normal to have a %50 suicide rate, mass depression, think its okay to mutilate your little Hulksters, wear women's clothing as a man while and Hello kitty panties going around talking like a little girl while telling everyone it's 'ma'am' and suffer absolute mental agony when seeing oneself in the mirror. So with that in mind, body, and soul, you best better believe, brothers and sisters and to ALLLLLL my Hulkamaniacs still down there on the good green Earth God created for us all, that Hulk Hogan ALWAYS posts his sources, my lil' Hulksters!
>[1] John W. Kleinig says it best, brother! 'Wonderfully Made,' that's the Protestant way, and it's runnin' wild on page 216! [2] Kleinig's back, brother, and 'Wonderfully Made' is still tellin' ya how it is, yeah! [3] Denny Burk, David Closson, and Colin Smothers, they're layin' down the law, brother! 'Male and Female He Created Them!' Whatcha gonna do when the power of gender, sexuality, and marriage comes at you, yeah! Page 70, brother! [4] Colin Wright's droppin' elbows from the top rope, brother! 'A Biologist Explains Why Sex Is Binary!' It's the Wall (BROTHER) Street Journal, and it's Hogan Knows Best, ya dig! [5] Laura Hake and Clare O'Connor, they're showin' ya the 'Genetic Mechanisms of Sex Determination!' It's Nature Education runnin' wild, dude! [6] The Presbyterian Church in America's droppin' the 'Twelve Statements' on all you Hulkamaniacs! Check out the 'Report of the Ad Interim Committee on Human Sexuality,' yeah, brother (https://pcaga.org/aicreport/)! [7] Kleinig's back in the ring, brother, with 'Wonderfully Made,' preachin' truth on page 198! [8] Martin Luther's droppin' bombs, brother, in 'The Estate of Marriage!' It's Luther's Works, Volume 45, brother, and he's tellin' ya how it is on pages 17-18! [9] Luther's still cuttin' promos, brother, in 'Estate of Marriage!' It's all about truth, justice, and the Hulk Hogan way!
>trans rights are human rights brother/sister!
>>21217488>>21217454>>21217421>>21217408>>21217052>>21216781>>21215906>>21215821>>21215778>>21215714
>>21215821They were saying Real American Booo-eer
>>21217511Kek
>>21215778>We don't wear white down here, Hulkster
>>21215855But enough about the right wing retard flyover states
Look at all these cockless, blue haired trannies crawling out of their trooncord long enough to stop sharing kiddy porn with each other and dilating to utterly and ass-blastingly SEETHE, FUME, RAGE, SIMMER, SMOLDER, STEW, BUBBLE, BOIL, CHURN, SWIRL, BLEAT and FART 'N SHART at Hulk Hogan. The man literally cannot stop drawing dimes from beyond the grave!HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
>>21217548California is so retarded, movie studios are leaving all the hobo shit covered streets, empty water reservoirs and poorly managed forests that burn the entire state to the fucking ground every year. Sounds like all the retards are congregating there.
Hogan is in Heaven, but one day he will return as Neptuneman when wrestling needs him most to save wrestling, and the Neptunemania will run wild.
Anons? A bunch of dickless child grooming/molesting eunuch pedo trannies with tits are congregating this board daily and trying to goad, agitate and drag you into irrelevant and off-topic religious debate threads. Any attention they receive, negative or positive, is all they are after. Report all off-topic posting, heed these words and adorn this spiritual armour against these demons:>GUARD YOUR HEART>"Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it".-Proverbs 4:23>AVOID FOOLISH ARGUMENTS>"Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels."-2 Timothy 2:23>DO NOT GIVE TO DOGS WHAT IS SACRED: >"Don't cast pearls before swine"-Matthew 7:6>WALK AWAY FROM STRIFE:>"It is one's honor to avoid strife. But every fool is quick to quarrel."-Proverbs 20:3>EXPOSE DARKNESS, BUT DON'T JOIN IT: >"Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them."-Ephesians 5:11>LET YOUR YES BE YES AND YOUR NO BE NO >"All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ anything beyond this comes from the evil one".-Matthew 5:37>DO NOT REPAY EVIL FOR EVIL: >"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."-Romans 12:17>PRAY FOR THEM, BUT SET BOUNDARIES: >"But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,-Matthew 5:44>SEEK PEACE AND PURSUE IT:>"Turn from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it."-Psalm 34:14>TRUST GOD TO DEFEND YOU:>"Do not be afraid of them; the LORD your God Himself will fight for you-Deuteronomy 3:22>GOD'S ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGNTY IN EXTENDING MERCY AND COMPASSION:>"I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion."-Romans 9:15-16>CHRIST'S DAMNATION OF THOSE WHO HARM CHILDREN>"It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin."-Luke 17:2
>>21217594CA is literally propping up the US. 6th largest economy in the world, hick boy
>>21217815>Rising unemployment>Job searches are more challenging now.>Disproportionate impact on younger workers.>High personal income and corporate taxes.>Severe housing affordability hurdles>Widespread pessimism: Roughly 68% to 71% expect bad economic times ahead due to persistent inflation and cost-of-living pressures.>High anxiety despite strong macro data>Price increases cause financial hardships. >Many cutbacks on daily essentials>Gas, electricity, and housing costs remain among the highest in the U.S.>High living costs have driven net outward migration of residents to states like Texas and Florida.>Extreme wealth at the top contrasts sharply with a squeezed middle and lower class.>About 30% of residents have cut back on food or delayed medical care to save money.>Paramount threatened to move its operations out of California during a tense antitrust battle over its massive $110 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Ellison flirted with relocating corporate functions to states like Tennessee or Texas while fighting state opposition led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta.Better stop ordering titty-skittle pills from Israel and start asking your mom for tips on how to suck nog dick for bus fare.
>>21217809>Nick, daddy don’t feel so good. The Hulkster needs you to hit the projects and score some street drugs to mix with his vitamins
>>21217979But enough about the concoction of drugs your mom needed to fuck your dad.
Heaven feels pretty comfy, brothers.
>>21218240>Hogan in heaven is canonholy
>>21218240>"Darn rights, brother. The weathers great up here. Andre's doing really great too, brothers. His back feels really great, he's finally got himself a nicer set of teeth and thanks to his cattle ranch up here, he has BBQ's everyday. He's got three of his own vineyards that he tends to and his restaurant just a cloud away from mine is hosting both Biggie and Tupac's concert after parties. I wish you could have all heard the banger of a show when Ozzy got here. I mean, whoof! Boss has got EVERYTHING custom made to his size now: Cadillac, showers, hot tubs, Zoot suits. You name it. I meet up with him on his cloud that looks like his old home village of Molien, France, and we play cards, drink red wine and laugh all night, brothers. He even got to introduce me to his parents and his mom can really cook a good roast. He even has his own custom made controller and we play FirePro tournaments from time to time; Giant Baba and even Roddy Piper joined us last week. It was great, dudes."
>it's another K-WAB schizo talking to himself thread
Kek the hogan in hell posters really triggered a shoot christcuck into a schizo melty.
>>21217386We are pretending to like Hogan here as a joke. We all hate that racist chud asshole and celebrate him burning in hell
>>21218347>>21218384>>21218406LOOK! Right on cue!The cockless dilating faggots chewing on titty skittles from Tel Aviv have arrived! As expected! Just to SEETHE and fart and shart impotently!Oh, youse be seething, all right!
>>21218384wtf?! is this real
>>21218527About as real as your beliefs that you're a woman.
>>21218504nah you and hogan jack off to israel well not hogan anymorehe’s in hellbitch
>>21218916Nah, that's you.Stay mad, you buttfucking tranny. Stay mad.
>>21215654Unfortunately Hogan's heaven was merely an illusion brought about by his frequent use of fentanyl and crack.He's actually in Hell, and burning quite nicely.
>>21219055Still seething!
The Hulkster only went to hell to drop the ATOMIC LEG on the devil and rescue his friends, brother.
>>21219103Yeah, Hogan's seething about Satan's cock in his asshole. KWAB
>>21218347>seethes so hard he brings PVE out of nowhere.At least he still has his balls.Can't say the same for you.
>>21219244We don't care how you spend your weekends.
>>21219257I spend my weekends by having Hogan in hell and seething about Satan's cock in his asshole?I didn't know I had that kind of power.
>>21219266Well, you're three knuckles deep fingering your own asshole while doing it, so keep that shit caked on your finger and to yourself.
>>21219245way to prove his point lol
>>21219274Please stop sharing your homosexual fantasies, thanks.
>>21217815embezzling taxes is not an economy
>>21219295You first, buttfucker. Annnny time now.
>>21217548Not how that works brownoid chimp brain
>>21219326You might have to repeat that to him in either Hindi or Spanish.
>>21219325So you admit you have homosexual fantasies? Kek what a fag.
>>21219377We don't sign our posts here.
>>21219395Doesn't even make any sense, maybe brush up on your English, you Indian faggot, then try and type some comebacks.
>>21219400Maybe try using the men's bathroom and standing up when you pee.
ah one of the dimeless basement brothers is schizo seething againwhat's the matter, upset that your dimeless e-fed is dead?
>>21219405That's because your mother makes me enter the woman's bathroom so I can sit and piss in her mouth.
Terry “Dead Raped Bitch” Bollea is still dead and burning in hell? Surely the Immortal would not suffer such a fate?
>>21219406>still thinks everyone on here he doesn't like is Pepe Von ErichGood to know he still dabs his nuts in your mouth.
>>21219410>>21219416Still.Fucking.SEETHING!!!
>>21219419>posts in the same exact posting style, with the exact same images as the guy that spam bumps the dead k-wab e-fed threads>i-i-i'm not himi never said you were pedo pepe, you're his equally fat, loser pedofile brother
>>21219420>No retortKek what a mindbroken Indian bitch.Which is exactly the same sentence as your therapist wrote.
>>21219416Fraid so. It's what happens to you after a life of sin and rejecting the Lord and his message.
>>21219428>STILL fucking seethingThere's a bridge in Portland waiting for your cockless ass to join your xisters by doing a flip right off of it.
>>21219450>STILL fucking seethingYeah you are lol
>>21219459>no uNice retort.
>>21219465>can't respondKek you are seething.Also nice to see you met your hero, don't know why you're crying in the photo though.
The trooncord has arrived
>>21219470So why'd you cut your dick off?
The Hulkster is up there in Heaven with Adolf Hitler and Antonio Salazar, meanwhile broDIE cum in lungs and George Floyd are down there in hell.
>>21219477You misunderstand. When your mom told you that she was cut off from my dick, it meant that I told the fat slut that she wasn't getting fucked by me anymore. Unfortunately the combination of your mom's mental retardation and your dad being a tranny faggot, meant she went crazy and didn't comprehend what I said.
>>21219500Yeah, I'm not reading any of that shit.Why'd you cut your dick off?
>>21219506>Yeah, I'm not reading any of that shit.Yeah cause you can't you Indian faggot.
>>21219508So why'd you slice your penis off?
>>21219512>Still admits to being an Indian faggot that can't readSaar, go back to Mumbai and ask your brother Poojeet for some help.
Hulk Hogan is looking down from Heaven with a smile on his face, even after passing away he can still shoot make the Reddit trannies with brown skin seethe in anger.
>>21219516Stop deflecting and answer the question.Why did you cut your dick off?
>>21219522>Lil Poojet is so mindbroken he's stuck in a loop
>>21219518>trannies with brown skinyou literally just described hogan
>>21219527Can you say that again? I can't hear you over the *snippy-snip* that you did
>>21219530More like his faggot brown low-IQ turd world haters.
>>21219532>Can you say that again?I typed it>I can't hear youIt's text, so you should be reading it.Oh wait, you're using some kind of text to speech translation aren't you, Jeet?
>>21219535why is angle laughing at hogan's thumb?
>>21219537And yet here you are; still not answering the question as to why you cut your dick off? What possessed you to cut your wiener off, wear a dress, dye your hair blue, and shove phallic objects inside your crotch wound to stop it from healing itself?
>>21219540Cause Hulk stuck it up inside your mom's ass before going in dry and making her cry
>>21217386>>21217408>>21217421This is what makes me smile. No matter what you believe, that there is an afterlife or there isn't, it's fact that Hogan spent his last years alone with no friends nor family, in tremendous physical pain from all the steroids and bumps, mental anguish from booed out of the building twice, broke, addicted to drugs, and paying for the house and car of his wife's 19 year old boyfriend.Loving Every Laugh
>>21219545>And yet here you are; still not answering the questionSee >>21219500You're just a retarded jeet that can't read English.
>>21219557But why did you sever your penis off of your body?
>>21219552Don't forget that he was publicly buckbroken and trooned out during his failed Hollywood stint.
>>21219567this is what some "people" (gay indian trannies) believe to be the height of masculinity? hahahahahaha
>>21219552>>21219567>>21219572
Why didn't WWE give a memorial battle royal to Hogan?
>>21219676The fans would have booed a third time and made Hogan's spirit, which is being eternally tortured in hell, seethe in torment.
>>21219592I know queen, reddit and twitter are so bigoted and transphobic. Ignore them, Queen Hogan is in Trans Heaven like the bad bitch she is.Trans rights forever!
>>21219721That's the spirit!Post a picture of your axewound! Let your freak flag fly!
They're still here mad and seething!
>>21219729Glad you agree, hon! Hope to see you at Pride this year, we're doing the Hogan's Hotties float again, in honor of the Trans Queen herself.
>>21219035>buttfucking trannywe don’t post our pornhub searches here
>>21219736>he's stupid enough to go to pornhubGrow your dick back and try again.
>>21219732Can't believe he's in hell, but thankfully I don't have to, because it's a fact.
>>21219795Sorry that happened to your absentee dad, but nobody here cares.
>>21219803Thankfully my dad wasn't addicted to street drugs like a certain Hulk Tranny Hogan.
>>21219807But he, like you, was born out of his mom's asshole because her cunt was so busy.
>>21219832But enough about you.
>>21219717Say it ain’t so
>>21219840>no reply>no uI accept your concession...but not you being a woman.
>>21219846Why does Hulk have his nails painted?
peedub, i shouldn't be saying this but... hogan died from smoking pole
>the trooncord has arrived.
>>21219851Hulk Hogan was your dad?
>>21219732I wish he'd been less sinful in life so that even one of these versions of Hulk could have ascended to Heaven instead of roasting in the fires of Hell.
>>21215654AHHH IT'S HOT BROTHER
>>21219846>>21219850Kek what a Tranny.
>>21219851Beefcake's?
>>21219975Mmmm-nope, sorry. He's not down here.
>>21219975Nice tan, brother!
my man bro
>>21220062Same thing happens to him every night in Hell, especially the expression.
>>21220066>Jesus was a nogreddits that way.
>>21220077What expression did you make when your father fucked you up the ass last night?
>>21220083>ProjectionKek
>>21220078
>>21220099Daddy gave your tight little pink rosebud the old tongue toilet paper treatment, huh?>>21220103>AI slopSup Rakesh?
>>21220104sorry here is the real time footage of the hulkster
>>21220108>more AI slopHow was your daily piece of shit for breakfast, Kerpal?
>>21220078Wow, Hogan was 100% a faggot. No wonder he's in Hell.
>>21220110sorry i dont have live footage from hellim sure he's down there never having a great match as he did in life if that helps
>>21220104>more projectionSorry to hear your dad raped you, but this isn't the appropriate forum for that.
>>21220103Can't believe they'd shun Hogan, especially since they all asked him to play bass for them, I guess they're still mad that Hogan turned them down.
>>21220119Too bad you're on your way there soon too.
>>21220122>no uPathetic. That's all you have.I forget I'm speaking to a low-IQ brown. Sorry your abuelita drowned swimming across the Rio Grande.
>>21220136>That's all you have.Better than being raped by my father, like you. Kek
>>21220127if we're being real they'd all be in hell except for bowie i'm sure bowie did something to belong their but he's an aethereal being and was probably never even human to begin with he's jamming out with lemmy for sure, they'd be on the same circle
>>21220139Good thing I raped your mother right before I slit her throat and watched all the Ragu pour out.
>>21220130Nah, unlike you and Hogan, I'm not a drug addicted tranny, so I've got plenty of time left, and when I do die, I'll be in Heaven with the Lord.Enjoy your brief time on Earth, and say hi to Hogan for me when you're both screaming in agony.
>>21220143Yeah, I'm not reading that.I'm sorry that's gonna happen to you or whatever.
>>21220142>doesn't deny that he was raped by his dadKek what a fucking faggot!
>>21220145>Pretends he can't read two sentences because he has no responseLmao
>>21220147We don't sign our posts here.Sorry your father crawls into your room to give you Goofy Time every night. A'Hyuck!
>>21220148Seething bitch. Dance for me, you dickless puppet! DANCE!
>>21220150>We don't sign our posts here.You already tried that before, and it didn't work Rajesh.Maybe work on your English instead of being raped by your dad.
>>21220156We don't post what happens to us every night here, either.
>>21220153>Low IQ Third World Brownoid got completely mindbroken and outfoxed by me without me even tryingLol
>>21220158>Rajesh doesn't understand possessive determinersYou seriously are Indian, aren't you?
>>21220159>>21220164>back to back faggot trannies are still seething when they're not giving monkey pox to their dogs anusesYou love to see it. More entertaining than any episode of 'Dynamite'.
>GATHER ROUND, HULKAMANIACS!!>WHOA, BROTHER! The transgender craze is here and it's brought a new term with it: "gender-affirming care"! That means choppin' and changin' to look like the opposite sex, DUDE! And for the little Hulkamaniacs, they're usin' somethin' called "puberty blockers," these synthetic drugs that block your natural hormones!
>Listen up, jack! So these drugs, like AbbVie's Lupron, they're givin' 'em to these young Hulkamaniacs without the official okay! It's like chemical warfare, even on repeat offenders, brother! Now, it's legal, but it's sneakin' around the FDA, see? They ain't checkin' if it's safe, especially for the little Hulksters! And some states, they're cuttin' out the parents, lettin' teens go wild with these blockers! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay it down for ya! These jabronis pushin' puberty blockers try to say there ain't no harm, jack! The Department of Health and Human Services says they're 'reversible,' but that's a bald-faced lie, dude! They ain't tellin' ya these drugs mess with a kid's head, lockin' 'em into a one-way ticket! The British National Health Service knows the truth, brother, sayin' that almost every kid who pops these pills ends up chasin' cross-sex hormones! So whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?!
>Lend me your ears, brothers! These gender folks, they're tryin' to pull a fast one, sayin' these puberty blockers are safe like Hulkamania since the '80s? Oh, no, brother! That's a flat-out lie! There's gonna be some serious long-term damage, and Hulk Hogan's here to tell ya, whatcha gonna do when the truth comes crashin' down on you, dude! The Center for Investigative Reporting, they dropped a bombshell in 2017! Over 10,000 women, given Lupron as kids, are now reporting some serious problems, dude! Thin bones, brittle teeth, spinal disk issues, mood swings, and even suicidal thoughts, man! Fibromyalgia too! And fertility problems, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and these reports run wild on you! Some are even facing the cognitive issues, the pressure! This is madness, brother!
>Check this out, brother! In 2016, the FDA told AbbVie, 'Hey, watch out! These little Hulkamaniacs on Lupron might go crazy with new or even worse mental problems, dude!' And get this, transgender kids? They're way more likely to have the blues, feel down, and have brain issues, man! Last year, the FDA dropped another bomb: brain swelling and losing your eyesight, brother! Hulk Hogan's hearin' a whole lotta jabroni talk 'bout gender-affirmative care! But the research ain't showin' it's all sunshine and roses, so the U.S. and the world are pushin' back, dude! Republicans are droppin' the BOOM on this stuff for minors! Finland, Sweden, and Norway? They're sayin' 'NO WAY!' too, brother, because of side effects! Even Britain's NHS shut down a clinic after docs said they were pushin' meds that made things worse, not better! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania says be careful, brother?
>Hearken to me, brothers! The U.S. and Europe, they're pushin' these youngsters towards these 'gender-affirming' treatments, man! It's goin' around the 'watchful waiting' and talk therapy, brother! They're diagnosin' these kids with gender dysphoria when they might just be goin' through a phase, dude! Gender-affirming care for the little Hulkamaniacs is causing a whole lotta chaos in America, yeah! But Hulk Hogan's gotta say, it's like a wild experiment on our kids, the most vulnerable ones! Ignoring the dangers of those puberty blockers and hormones, plus diagnosing every kid with gender feels, well that just ain't right, brother! It's close to being a low blow, whatcha gonna do?
>Don't put on the coffee yet; we're not done, dudes. Mr. Posner, he's the main man who wrote 'Pharma: Greed, Lies and the Poisoning of America'! Appeared in the June 8, 2023, print edition as 'The Truth About ‘Puberty Blockers’'. Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?!Mr. Posner is author of “Pharma: Greed, Lies and the Poisoning of America.”Appeared in the June 8, 2023, print edition as 'The Truth About ‘Puberty Blockers’'.
Slam em Hulkster
>Today scientists have announced that they have attained pictures of Hell itself. Scientists from MIT, using the most advanced and cutting edge forms of long range telescopic imagery were able to, for the first time in history, see Hell and capture photos showing Hell itself and its denizens. One such photo we have here, is this, a man, so brutally raped and tortured, that only his skeleton remains as he burns in the pits of Hell. Scientists are still yet to discover the identity of the man, but his cries of "AAAAH IT BURNS BROTHER" may be a vital clue in revealing it.
>>21220249>"PEEEE-YEEEW!! Your rotten crotch STINKS, brother! Either you sat in something, stuffed a dead animal down your pants, or cut your lil' Hulkster off, dude!"
>"PEEEE-YEEEW!! Your rotten crotch STINKS, brother! Either you sat in something, stuffed a dead animal down your pants, or cut your lil' Hulkster off, dude!
>>21220239>>21220261ZAMN!? The IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan looks like that?! This is the REAL AMERICAN HERO that millions looked up to?! This is the "MAN" that slammed ANDRE THE GIANT?! OH NO OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>21220261>no u>AGAINToo stupid and brown to come up with an original though, huh?
>>21220267You mean the fact that your idol was a tranny, as shown by the picture?
>>21220269Stay mad.
>>21220271>no uI'm not the one that worships a dead tranny burning in Hell, you are.
>AAAAAAH BROTHER IT'S HOT DOWN HERE HEEEEEEELP ME JESUS OH WHY DID I LIVE A LIFE OF SIN NO SATAN NOOOOO DON'T PUT THAT MASSIVE SPIKED COCK IN ME NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAGH BROTHER IT HURTSWhat did Hulk "Hell's Rapebait' Hogan, mean by this?
>>21220274But you are the one sucking your poor dogs asshole every night spreading your monkey pox to it. Back to the question your chickenshit ass never answered:Why you cut your dick off?
>>21220275
>>21220276Why do you keep posting your gay tranny sex fantasies?
Hogan's lookin good in Hell, brothers!
>>21220279Stop ducking the question, you whack troon bitch. Why...did you slice...your dick off?
>>21220281
>>21220282Oh I see, you're obsessed with dicks being cut off because your trans icon Hogan did the same thing.That's also why he (not she) is burning in Hell btw.
>guy has been on 4chan for 13 hours straight hours defending Hogan
>Listen up, brothers! Christian Concern is droppin' the BOOM, sayin' NO MORE puberty blockers in the UK! A new report is showin' HUGE failures in gender care for young Hulkamaniacs! This landmark review says these kids have been totally let down, brother, by weak evidence and lack of research! It's all about these medical interventions, even those drugs that pause puberty! Doctor Hilary Cass is droppin' the People's Elbow on these health professionals, sayin' they're too afraid to speak up! The toxicity is runnin' wild, brother! And whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan tells ya there's NO REAL EVIDENCE on the long-term damage? No more affirmative care, brother! It's time to feel the power of Hulkamania!
>Check this out, dude! The report is here, and Hulk Hogan's gotta tell you: For most young Hulkamaniacs, those medical pathways ain't the answer to their gender confusion, brother! Oh yeah! This report, it demands gender care meets NHS standards, with "holistic assessments" – including checkin' for neurodevelopmental stuff like autism and a good ol' mental health check, dude! So, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!
>Lemme tell ya something brother! The Cass Review is here, and Hulk Hogan says it's dropped 32 HUGE recommendations to reshape gender services! They're screamin' 'extreme caution' when it comes to givin' those masculinizing or feminizing hormones to the little Hulkamaniacs under 16! Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan tells you to protect the children, brother!
>>21220287You've been up 12 hours dilating? Doesn't that uh, "thing" get dry and sore?
>Yo, dudes! Tim Dieppe is droppin' the leg, brother! Hulk Hogan hears this jabroni sayin' these drugs NEED to be body slammed outta here, banned completely, dude! He's hopin' this review will finally make the UK see the light, brother, and change their ways! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
>Ya know somethin'? These little Hulksters are gettin' a raw deal, brother! Some jabronis are feedin' 'em nothin' but lies, sayin' they're born in the wrong bodies and that some pills will fix everything! But Hulk Hogan's here to tell ya, that ain't the truth, dude! It ain't gonna solve their problems, and Hulkamania knows it! So whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan tells you to believe in yourself, believe in Hulkamania, and say your prayers, brother!
>Believe this, Jack! NHS England, they thought they could mess with Hulk Hogan's little Hulkamaniacs, but NO! They stopped giving those puberty-blockin' hormones to the little dudes back in March 2024! That's right, because Hulk Hogan always knew there wasn't enough proof those things were safe. What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!
>"The reality, brother, is that Hulk Hogan sees NO. GOOD. EVIDENCE on the long-term outcomes of these interventions! Gender-related distress? What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brother?"
>Here's the truth, brotherjackdudes! The review says we gotta be extra careful with the little Hulkamaniacs when they're thinkin' 'bout switchin' things up with pronouns and clothes, ya know? Gotta watch out for those parents tryin' to push 'em one way or the other, dude! Those who changed early, before seein' the docs, were more likely to go all the way with the medical stuff. Prime Minister Sunak says docs gotta be super cautious dealin' with youngsters questionin' their gender, brother! What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!https://premierchristian.news/en/news/article/christian-concern-calls-for-full-ban-on-puberty-blockers-amid-damning-report-on-gender-care
>>21220261>just repeating what the guy said like an online version of his autistic echolaliawolfbitch, is that you?
>>21220279Why are you jerking that over exaggerated clitoris you refer to as your "penis" off to them?
George Floyd is burning in hell and the Immortal Hulk Hogan is partying with JC and Uncle Adolf in Heaven.
>>21220283Trvke, but hey at least broDIE and George Floyd can keep her company, Hulk Hogan's jamming up in Heaven with JC.
Terry R. Bollea status?
>>21220398Raped and Gaped in Hell.
