ITT: We invent implausible but possible things we want to happen in wrestling or would be really funny if they did.>Vince comes back with a billion dollar vanity indie fed as the absolute distillment of all Vince schizokino.>Meltzer decides he's done being "the greatest journalist of all time" and decides he will become the greatest booker of all time, using his decades of knowledge and loads of smark money (mostly Tony and Jericho's) to open a TNA sized fed as the most indierific flippy shit but also "King's Road" fed.>Vince's Titan Sports Entertainment runs a Monday Night Wars angle with Meltzer's Observer Pro Wrestling but obviously not on TV because neither of those geeks are getting a TV deal at this point.>Eric Bischoff makes a guest appearance at Crown Jewel, leading to the entire WWE roster being detained by Houthis for 83 weeks.>This power vaccuum allows McMahon-Meltzermania to RUN WILD (average 120k views per week)>This eventually leads to a double invasion angle and a match between the Octogenarian Genetic Jackhammer and Dave "the Tongue" Meltzer.>Meltzer gives it 3 ***
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