Happy Birthday Cap'n Edition (It's the Captain's birthday which is like Christmas for /arrrr/. The Captain blessed us with some dangerously SEXO pictures and we all hope she's having the GOAT b-day today. May HHH walk outside and have a piano fall on his head for firing such a perfect goddess. We patiently await the 'riturn which should be coming anytime now as the Cap'n is looking FIT, CUTE and SEXO and is surely ready to make AEW watchable for a segment each week. It's a celebration bitches, happy birthday Kairi!)Previous: >>21194385Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is cute
>>21219622>>21219634WOOOOOOHHH HAPPY KAIRI'S BIRTHDAY!!She looks a gal in her 20's here.
>>21219650Nice - cakes out for KAIRI!
>>21219622
>>21219725same gear?
>>21219940pretty 'ri
I fucking love the captain
>>21220114Based and same. Can't wait for her return to wrestling.
Are the Cap'n eyes brown or grey?brown >>21219773, >>21219940grey >>21219622, >>21220114
>>21220166Just color contacts, she has brown eyes
I want to cum inside the Captain
>>21220219Thanks for sharing that about yourself anon!
snug mf
Cute lil tonebunny
Dynamito tonight?
>>21219622based>>21219284big hair 'ri>>21219624based>>21219634>>21219689cute
>>21219725never sell for someone smoler than you>>21219773that one has more gold>>21220114same>>21220166brown, she does the contact anime thing
>>21220411kek>>21220413based cheese poster
>>21220492I think the extra gold is a belt
Ancient Hojo & Natsumi
>>21220621gloves?
>>21220662maybe pink surgical gloves...looks like surgical scrubs she is wearing
More Kairi & Natsumi
Still glad she got fired
Kairi Sane & Hikaru Shida are both 38 years old now.
>>21220715the other girl has gloves too>>21220749cute
Kairi Fact: the Captain is CUTE and SEXO
>>21220964based pic
Sweet new kairi thread >>21220411>>21220413Based cheese poster >>21220114Same!>>21220621>>21220717Blessed young Kaori >>21220964Anime looking birthday girl
>>21220411That's a rare Cheese.
Why is the board randomly fast? hoggin?
>>21221127very rare and new to me
>>21220749Awww sweet>>21220938Studies have confirmed this.>>21220964Based Nitro V still at it
>>21223222Nitro V is a mfer who went full 'ritard
>>21223269I went full 'ritard years ago. Never looked back.
>>21223180champ
>>21221127>>21222566Went deep scrollin' and found some fresh new Cheese I'll post tonight
>>21224325Thanks. This a Cheese board after all.
Rare and precious Kaori
I wanna bust a fat nut inside the Cap'n
>>21219622Blessed Bday Hoj
Persephone issued an open challenge for the TBS title at ALL OUT on the main card..Potential Kairi debut.
>>21225657Maybe. But I have a feeling it's going to be someone that will do AEW and CMLL dates. Supposedly one of the issues with her deal getting done was trying to get her signed to a dual AEW and Stardom contract, but to work select dates. Adding CMLL to that mix may complicate things.
>>21224325basedo>>21225060a bit cross eyed
>>21225082the jerkoff glove
Cheddar!
>>21225826>>21225827Man if I knew it was this easy to get a 'ripost I would busted out the crayons years ago
>>21225657Hope so, not seeing the rumor mill in overdrive like it was for All in though.>>21225767Yea Kairi might be playing hardball on wanting to stay in Japan. Be neat if she 'ricaptured the IWGP belt off Syuri.
>>21226391>"Yacht Persona"
>>21226581Elite yacht club player
Kairi & Act
>>21226391Based
>>21225915but why?>>21226032>>21226033based Cheese poster>>21226391very athletic
>>21226701>>21226706>>21226713>>21226717>>21226802based
>>21227532nice
page 1 to page 9 in under 2 hours in the middle of the day on a thursday without a show or ppv on is crazy
>>21228708All of the gooners ran to Kabuki for our fix of lewd AI porn.
Cap'n
friendly sky pirate bump
>>21228813>>21228813nah, I'm saying why is the board so fast?
>>21229515aewtists are running and scrambling from the impending paramount merger and getting destroyed. this may be the console war armaggedon upon us
>>21228813It's like 2 poor quality AI clips and ya'll jumping around hooting like chimps with their dicks out lol. But at least they're better than the Kairi shoop you guys rave about when it gets posted a couple of times every thread...probably just to troll actual Kairi fans.
>>21229170based
Hojo player
>>21230034gangsta 'ri
>>21229878Sky Pirates looked angelical, i m o
>>21230657Kairi in knee socks just does it for me.
>>21230661Kairi the Sexy Ho'
snugster 'ri
>>21229170Based >>21230657I love my Cap'n!!!>>21230034>>21230656>>21231345Cute Kaori
>>21231447Damn it do be like that
No Kairi tomorrow >>21232263
>As of Friday, Kairi was not signed and not planned for AEW All Out.>One source said it would be nearly legally impossible for her to appear at All Out as things stand. >Conversations are ongoing with AEW, and it's expected that she would be on a dual contract if the deal does occur.>- @FightfulSelect
>>21232395She will not sign exclusively to AEW since it's a sinking ship
Tony Khan is a fumbling fool! The Captain must've heard that AEW is getting cancelled.
>>21233371DO A KICKFLIP
>>21233371>>21233563Kairiflip mctwist
>>21233371Kek so it must be
>>21232395>legally impossiblegetting her visa sorted out
>>21234238>Will be on a dual contractKAIRI isn't going to fully devote herself to AEW. Money and miles
>>21234238>legally impossible A minor concern for a pirate
>>21234289you still need a visa to work in the us
>>21232395>>21232904>>21233371>>21234289She unironically will not sign anywhere in America unless it's "at minimum" a dual contract with a Japanese company, AEW can "only" sign her if Stardom is involved, but other companies can sign her in partnership with "any" other Japanese company
>>21234853It it confirmed to be stardom and not TJPW or something other entity?
>>21235194>If AEW want her their only option is Stardom due to partner issues, so if Stardom doesn't want to join in, then AEW can't get her>Multiple other companies have given her offers>There is a "non AEW" offer that is big, involving multiple companies, it would cause intense nuclear seethe if it happensIt's a mixture of schedule and money, she doesn't want to be in America full time, and she wants a certain amount of cash, if the right combination of companies give her the right offer they can get her
She's going to end up doing Oz Academy, MLP, and JCW.
>>21235241Based Hojster working 4 $$$$
Hojo Bump!
>>21235241>There is a "non AEW" offer that is big, involving multiple companies, it would cause intense nuclear seethe if it happensQRD?
>>21235813WWEAAATNA..Marigold
>>21229655gayEW do be canceled>>21229878>>21230656cute 'ri>>21232288>>21232395sounds like tiny can't afford 'ri
>>21235813WWE?!? They have actually realised the error of their ways? Where you hearing this?
>>21233371based>>21234238I think they're saying she can't possibly get a visa that fast>>21234362kek>>21235241TNA 'ri
>>21235762based bump
>>21235970I want her to go to TNA the most. I feel like she will get to do whatever she wants there.
>>21235241How much money did Court Bauer get from his settlement with WWE? MLW works with both CMLL and Stardom, so they may be a dark horse in this.
>>21235813It involves CyberFight
>>21235820Sorry, replied to myself earlier. WWE?!? They have actually realised the error of their ways? Where you hearing this?
>>21236056Just a guess. It would be huge and give her a part time American/Japanese schedule that she wants. Can rerun the Asuka angle
>>21236056In case you thought you were talking to me, the big "non AEW" offer involves CyberFight, and it involves a lot of different companies, I hope it happens
>>21236063That would be the dream scenario. If they let Kairi and Asuka finish their story I could finally forgive them.>>21236071TJPW would be sweet. And putting my own selfishness aside, I suspect Kairi would be a lot happier staying in Japan.
>>21236091That's also why I like the sound of the CyberFight deal, it would also leave the door open to work with Asuka and Iyo among others
we got a badass comin' through lads... pepper yo' angus!
For some reason I remember calligraphy 'ri being posted by an anon years ago and another anon seethed about it. But how could they seethe?
>>21236102I just don't know about her turning up at all these different places. She'd probably be doing the job tour without picking up a belt anywhere.
>>21236346The phrase I was told was "Ultimo Kairi"
>>21236381Last month's Kairi?
>>21236255Bad ass Hojo>>21236315>>21236319>>21236320Goddammit I love this Pirate Princess
>>21236315>>21236319>>21236319>>21236320why would someone seethe?
>>21236346If Cyber Fight is in the mix and she actually signs with them I can see her winning the NOAH GHC Women's title. It is a globally recognized world title, so that's something that could entice her. Then she can tour with the belt, be a regular on the Magic Monday shows and have matches with her friends like Poi, Anou and Natsumi in any of the associated CF promotions.
it would be more based if she doesn't go to the tranny fed
I'm sorry but she's overplaying her hand here.>inb4 you call me an AEWtistEven in WWE, she never was pushed as more than Asuka's sidekick after she won the Mae Young and went to the main roster. It sucks but she's making this so unnecessarily difficult to the point people might not bother. She's not as young as she used to be, she will definitely not sign below a certain amount of money which she can't get from bingo halls in Japan and doesn't want to stay in America too long at a time? Does she even realize that what she's asking for will make people not want to push her and book her strong if she herself isn't willing to commit? What would the companies get out of someone who only wants to show up every so often and might get injured in another place? It would literally be so easy for her to work the money mark for some serious cash, but she's not big enough to demand all of this. Now go call me names for saying she shouldn't be doing this.
IWBAFNITC
I love Kairi and Kairi related activities
Cap'n!
>>21237787Oh I'm sure the lauded AEW whisperer Barry Bloom could talk Kairi into it if he thought it was the best deal available to her.
>>21236844It was a while back so the details aren't fresh, but someone was bitching asking 'why would you post these'. For some reason calligraphy 'ri bothered them. Maybe it was too off-topic from sweaty men wrestling in their trunks for him.
kairi is about to debut
KAIRI IS HERE
Please get your eyesight checked
kairi moon
>>21240792What is the meaning of this?
>>21236841>>21238380Based. The pirate player is my sort of player.
Did Kairi make her 'riturn?
>>21242862No
Kairi is smart. she won't sign an exclusive deal with gayew because she knows gayew is gunna get canceled
You guys really want Kairi on AEW after what they did to Butcher and Borden?
>>21243215Based I don't really wanna watch AEW
Ohh Kairi hanging out with Asuka in her insta exclusive. Maybe she is trying to pull 'ri back into the fed.
>>21243826It's looking like it might be so!
>>21243997I know I shouldn't get my hopes up, they're just galpals catching up. But if WWE does want Kairi back, they sent the right operative to get it done.
I only ask this here since I knew a few of you from here go there, but is there interest in keeping the /jp/ general going? It's hit autosage and I'm willing to make a new thread once it approaches end-of-life but I don't see any reason in doing so if there isn't any real interest in it.
>>21244709puroresu is cool, but it feels like it's just a few likeminded /pw/ posters splitting our attention from our /pw/ threads. I remember a while back anon suggested some sort of Kairi-Tam cosmic angels Frankenstein thread. It seemed weird but sort of makes sense. Most of the gals I like will be retired soon. Maybe we could combine the might of Kairi, Tam, Iyo, Mayu, & Poi threads into a Former Aces of Stardom Thread /FAST/.
>>21244859Not a bad idea at all really
>>21245001It would be an admirable gesture to unite in giving the golden gals of Stardom a home. Fans of wrestlers like Satomura & Jungle could join in, and the thread might even pick up new members as other joshi retire and no longer get much attention in Stardom general. We'd have to put the idea to the op's of /arrrr/, 'mu, +1 & Iyo thread. It wouldn't work without sacrificing those threads and I would be obliged to follow the lead of /arrrr/'s op.
>>21244859Who's the 4th joshi here next to Mayu? It's not Yoko, is it?
>>21245182That's Hazuki
>>21237787stardom would have no problem paying her, the only issue is JPY isn't worth dick even after Trump did that based as fuck thing and shorted the french/yuropoor economy to boost the JPY, it still lost half of the boost we gave it by fucking over the yurothirdies
>>21238380same>>21238102what?>>21238632cute>>21238802sounds like the guy was a homo >>21242862'fraid no.
>>21243458lol no, I don't want her in the tranny fed>>21243634same>>21244446shooter 'ri>>21244709we could use the /poi/ /zone/ thread if you want to wait before making new
>>21244859>>21245001/arrrr/+/fast/ ?it has been easier to keep threads up ever since the autosage became a thing and fatso died.
autosage or random hyper drive board?
>>21245484 (me)someone went through and bumped literally every console war thread which caused /arrrr/ to go from page 1 to page 5 in 20 mins
>>21245342>/arrrr/+/fast/?lol well yea, being a 'ritard that would be my preference. I see no need for /arrrr/ to merge into a faction thread. We get a similar number of posts to what we had before the autosage rule hit. And things will pick up when Kairi starts wrestling again.Tam thread seems comparatively strong to how they were before the autosaging too. Maybe not so much for +1 and Iyo? I dunno...there is not much point in /fast/ if 'mu, +1 and Iyo threads understandably don't want to merge. Even if I think it would be a sensible merge.
>>21245494good heavens
>>21245497obviously the solution is to start Roxy posting in /arrrr/
Where is Kabuki? Where is the /Klub/??
>>21246267seem the hogs are sliding hard today, hell this thread is on page 7 and it's only been an hour
>>21246562I mean most of the threads being spammed are about Sting's gay son so it's someone who hates AEW
>>21246570exactly its the large breasted man doing the slidingbut y'all keep blaming the dead guy
>yall
>>21246696>reddit spacing>y'allliterally a gayew tranny
>>21245497fwiw, I do the +1 threads, I'm fine with it. I mostly just throw them up when certain homos around here start getting extra uppity about joshi posting
>>21219622Luv dat cap
>Google Kairi Sane Roxy Perez>AI fetish art
The anti straight up admitted that he loves to suck dick. >>21247017
/Iyo/ back up. Make sure to bump to demoralize the cordtroon. They're shaken by the recent AEW failures and we can't let up
>>21247763Hoj post from the allies
>>21247702kek, what a faggot>>21247763I don't bump boyfriend havers' threads
>>21247763Nah, I think I'll stay right here
Ohhh slide is on. Just like old times!
>>21247763Oh shit I went looking but can't see no Iyo thread
>>21248382Fuck you. >>21248305and fuck you. I'm still bumping both, you traitorous pieces of shits.
>>21248756Based true believer. It's there as I just bumped it.
>>21248759I bumped you, but that's because I'll always support Threedom
>>21247490Even though this pic admittedly incites a chub, I don't wanna see 'ri getting beat up
>>21248860me too
>>21249324That's what I'm talking about!
I went ahead and created a new /jp/ thread because fuck that one guy >>>/jp/51291031.
another successful Kairi thead!
>>21251126Oh yeah>>21250906Got 'em squealin'!
>>21248382based>>21248718yeah, they/them is mad as fuck on /pw/ and /jp/>>21248759I'm not the traitor. I'm not the one who got cummed in>>21248774why is 'ri so smol here?>>21249290they also nerfed Roxy's ass
>>21249324is this real>>21250906based, fuck that fat hog>>21251126what is AJ doing back there?
>>21251410>I'm not the traitor. I'm not the one who got cummed inKana, Kaori and Masami aren't virgins, you spazz. Get over it
>>21251126Highly successful
>>21251439source, tubby?
And now PAC is gone, will Kairi make the right choice?
>>21251448beep beep obese virgin detected
>>21251732wow, your post detected you
>>21251581what's PAC?
>>21251769only an obese virgin faget would think hes not an obese virgin faget after being called one
>>21251769kek gottem
>>21219622Bump for Kairi
>>21251769nah your seething reply did
>>21251985sorry meant for >>21251926
>>21251986nah (you) and your seething caused the detector to go off. your typing was just you being a fat faget
