The Hulkster is up therehampage got cancelled nyla has aidsstill tony
>>21223126Yep looks like All Facts to me.
I kinda feel this quote applies to AEW's enitre fanbase.
>>21223126Ran this shit through a facts machine and it came out that there weren't any lies here
>>21223134Dimes>>21223144Dimes>>21223147Dimes
And I mean, folks...
>>21223271It do be like that
>>21223144https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6U65ggjxUv4
>>21223126Wasn't this thread made like 3 days ago
I dont get it
>>21223126>fat wopBased. Reminds me of the 90s again
>>21223126Still remember that storyline where they caught Vito working over in AEW
hulk hogan is getting raped in hellfraid so
>>21223357That's impossible though, by virtue of the fact that he's in Heaven thanks to accepting the sacrifice that Jesus Christ made for him at Calvary. You could have eternal life too if you accept Jesus into your life as your Lord and Savior, friend.
>>21223357But enough about what fate awaits all gays (You)
>>21223369Except St. Peter is the final arbiter at the gates of heaven and judges people based on their sins and Terry R. Bollea had zero hope for redemption as he broke every deadly sin ergo he is being spit-roasted by demons in hell as we speak. ‘Fraid so.
>>21223418Nah, that's just popular myth. The Bible doesn't teach that at all, nor does tradition. No Christian believes that, not Protestant, Catholic, or Orthodox.Jesus is King and the final judge. Son of God and God.>"For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16God's sacrifice is greater than your sins, fullstop.
>>21223418Mmmmmm.....nah.
>>21223418Source?
>>21223485His loose monkey-poxxed asshole
>>21223493nah thats you im afraid
>>21223126>The Hulkster is up thereMaybe on opposite day, brother
>>21223126nnoooooonoooooooonoooooooooo deploy the joshi threads ASAP
>>21223532Still hurt to sit without a donut, eh?
>>21223580nah he's Up There
>>21223126Everyone is saying this.
Why did nobody show up to Hogan’s deathbed?
>>21223582Joshi-chads love the Hulkster though.
>>21223601This.
>>21223613Because even in death, Hogan refused to be buried.
>Hogan's daughter Brooke, who was estranged from her father since 2023, did not attend his funeral servicesGrim.
>>21223634>run a black boyfriend gimmick>get buriedkwab
>>21223641>fucking a BBC is more important to Brooke than attending her dad’s funeralI mean folks
>>21223634Doesn't sound any different about how your loved ones will regard your funeral.
>>21223641Sorry that happened to your mom, anon.Rest in pepperoni, never forghetti.
>>21223682Source?
>>21223634She also removed herself from Terry’s will. She hated him so much she didn’t even want to profit off his death.
>>21223701She was dumped in one of those sewer pipes that drain toilet waste into the ocean. City workers have been trying to unclog her tubby ass for weeks now.
>>21223734nah
>>21223744Yeah.Grab some Crisco and go and help them.
>>21223764my parents are a loving elderly couple im afraid with 9 grandchildren and 4 great grandchildren
>>21223799Your parents live on the main floor and are awaiting the day they hear a shotgun blast coming from your room in the basement, so much so that the smell of your rotting, decaying corpse is a God send compared to the B.O. smell you've permanently caked into the walls.
>>21223126Yep and Lyra should be fired
I don't think anyone deserves eternal suffering so I hope that Hogan is not in hell, but fuck Hogan. He was a genuinely bad person and doesn't deserve to be remembered as a hero. But I still don't wish Hell on him.
>>21223827no they live across the street and 4 doors down the road by the church
>>21223899Suuuuuure they do, tubby.Stop raiding their fridge and take a shower. Maybe try changing your sweatpants while you're at it. You've been wearing them for 2 weeks.
>>21223939I wear a shirt and tie every day and drive into the city for work
>>21223328kek
>>21223950>I wear a bike helmet and ride on the back of a short bus everyday to tard wrangling school.FTFY
>>21224124NTA but why do you have it out for him this much, you're trying way too hard here.
>>21224212
>>21224212xhe cant handle that the Hulkster is Up There
>>21224638Oh wait, that guy was a Hulk hater?My bad, I got confused. Please carry on.
>>21223126Everything else is true but is the Hulkster really up there?
>>21225791Absolutely. Now watch the trannies seethe about this unvarnished TRUTH!
>>21225958Trnnies can get to heaven. AI proves it
>>21223369>That's impossible though, by virtue of the fact that he's in Heaven thanks to accepting the sacrifice that Jesus Christ made for him at Calvary.>And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Learn the religion you're pretending to have.
>>21225963Actually, they open up a direct portal to hell after swanton diving off a suicide bridge in Portland. Kent Brockman proved that.
>>21225958>AI slop has too many restrictions and guidelines to render Hitler correctlylmao the fucking state of this """technology"""
>>21223271Remember when he coined the phrase "All Petite"? Dimes.
>>21225980The point of Matthew 19:24 is that wealth (and attachment to wealth) can't get you into heaven. He didn't say rich people can't be saved at all. The point is that the path to Heaven is hard, impossibly so actually. All the works in the world can't get you there. No one is good enough, and you can't do enough good works to be good enough. Which is why you need a Savior to do it all for you. Which is why Christ came into the world and why you can only be saved through Him.> “No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon. (Matthew 6:24)So, respectfully, you should refrain from playing gotchas with other people's religions and taking potshots at them for your own misunderstandings when you really don't know what you're talking about.
yeah the Hulkster is Up There
>>21226826Indeed.You don't have to be perfect. You don't have to be sinless. Because none of use are perfect. None of us are without sin.You just have to accept Jesus into your heart and do your best, trusting that Jesus makes up for your shortcomings as He promised.And the Hulkster, flawed as he was, knew who his Savior is.
>>21226832that's right dude HH
>>21223126I bet Tony watched prowrestling with his son AJ back in the day. Dude listened to Tool and Marilyn Manson so you just know he was Monday Night Wars maniac.
>>21226855>spends a lifetime of doing duplicitous acts and backstabbing others for his own gain>when old and frail, finally gets prostrate for jesus in a weak vain attempt to atone for his past misdoingsclassic american christian
>>21228037But that's how Jesus works.And here's the good news: Jesus will do it for you too. All the bad stuff you've done, washed away and forgiven, Christ's very own righteousness attributed to you for all eternity. All you have to do is repent, accept Jesus as Lord, and do your best to follow Him. And you can have eternal life.
>w-where am i brother?>it's really hot here...>where are all my hulkamaniacs?>someone please...please help me brother...
>>21228078>When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.>Of all the realms and peoples of Middle-earth, Tolkien first introduces us to the Hobbits, the “Little Folk” – smaller than Dwarves and very adept at hiding from all the bigger and clumsier peoples.Huh, writing fantasy sure is fun, isn't it.
>>21228056I'm not sure how just it is to ruin peoples' lives and then God just forgives everything you did. Like imagine killing 6 million human beings and going "Sorry bro" and God actually buys it. Is that fair to the six million people you killed?
>>21228132u gonna ask them lil bro?
>>21228132The Lord knows your heart - you can't just say it, you have to earnestly repent. And God knows your heart, you can't hide it.I doubt anyone who killed six million people earnestly repented of what they did. Doing that requires a certain level of deadness to God's grace and a closed off heart.But God can forgive anyone their sins if they are earnest. Including you, whatever you've done. Maybe you're not in a place in your life where you're able to hear that message now, and that's okay. But maybe you will be some day and the Lord will be there for ya like he was for the Hulkster, brother.
>>21228152>I doubt anyone who killed six million people earnestly repented of what they did. Doing that requires a certain level of deadness to God's grace and a closed off heart.But I thought God could do anything. He can't convince someone who did that to earnestly repent? Or will God simply refuse to do it? Doesn't that imply there's a limit to God's love? And why didn't God stop any of that from occurring to begin with? It seems objectively evil in every way, and I'm not certain how God could swing 6 million people dying as somehow "for the greater good" if it's also simultaneously too much to forgive.
>>21228167God can. Because, again, he can do anything.You operate under the assumption that we must be able to comprehend the mind of God and the ways He works in order to follow Him.>And why didn't God stop any of that from occurring to begin with?You know the answer to this. Free will. You operate under the assumption that human beings are good. We're not. We're evil, as evidenced by the fact that we do deeply evil things, all of us. And God lets evil things happen to us for that reason. The problem of evil isn't a gotcha, it's a starting point, a very simple thing that can be observed around us.Now, you'd have a point if God just left that state of affairs. That would be evil. But God didn't. He sent His only begotten Son to die for you. Yes, evil people deserve to be punished for their sins. But God, in His mercy, sent His Son to pay that price for you. Not everyone will accept. But you can.Let the dead worry about the dead. It's not my place to sit and worry about what happens to this person or that person. My job is to worry about myself, my own soul, and what my own fate will be. Just as your job is to worry about your soul.
>>21228209How can there be free will when God is infallible, omnipotent and all knowing? He created all things knowing exactly what would happen.
Hulk Hogan's in heaven.And anyone that says otherwise sucks dick with their buttholes every weekend, not just cause they're gay, but because they think its just the most funnest thing to do.
>>21228261You know what? You're obviously not in a place where you're looking for the answers I have to provide. And that's cool. I'm not looking to change your mind on anything. That's not what sharing any of this is about.Just realize that you live in a dark, bleak world. A dark, bleak world filled with suffering and death. Understand that happiness is fleeting. And understand that despair is the natural response to this state of things.Maybe a time will come when you're looking for a bit of hope, at which point I hope you will remember Christ is there for you, just as he was for the Hulkster. No one is offering you that hope and peace except Jesus.
>>21228078>AI slopSup, Kerpal?
>>21223126I heard the Hulkster and JC (the promoter's son) teamed up and are dominating the territories in Heaven right now
>>21223126>Hulk Hogan's longtime manager and friend, Jimmy Hart, revealed that the fans viciously booing the late wrestler during his final appearance on WWE television on Jan. 6, 2025 "devastated" Hogan.>"That devastated him," Hart said of the jeers on an episode of "Stories with Brisco and Bradshaw" published Thursday, while noting the political undertones. "That always bothered him, it sure did.">got back on coke after being sober for years because he realized the world had turned on him>eventually dies of a coke-induced heart attackkek what a KWAB. i'm glad he died miserably.
>>21228358>JC (the promoter's son)KekJC O'Mac
WHEN THE HULKSTERS UP THEREAND IT'S BASED INSIDE
>>21229072Okay but what about Hogwheels and Chris Benoite? Are they up there as well?
>>21228078i thought hell would be full of hulkamaniacs, because they're all as soulless and evil as their idol.
>>21229099In the former case, there was no mention of Jesus at the funeral so I'm guessing no. Didn't seem to be a religious service.In the latter, it was a murder suicide. You can't kill your family, repent, then kill yourself because grace and repentance don't work that way (accepting Jesus into your heart isn't a magical formula but rather a matter of embracing a radical change to your heart that would preclude following through on the suicide part).
>>21229099Benoit is
>>21229222He could have been if he had stopped after killing his family. God's mercy knows no bounds.But his suicide precluded that. Which isn't to say all suicides go to hell but it happened right what he did.
>>21229229*happened right after
>>21223357Nah that’s your dead piggy friend actually.
>>21229229He was murdered in a satanic ritual
>>21229245If it was Sullivan then, yeah, it's likely he was martyred for the True Faith.
Eddie is down there though randy told me
>>21229294Depends.On the one hand, he lied, he cheated, and he stole.But on the other hand, did he accept Jesus as Lord and Savior?If no, then, yes, he's down there.But if he did, in fact, accept the Jesus paid the price for all his lyin', cheatin', and stealin', he's up chillin' with the Hulkster because Jesus is based like that.
>AHHHHHH IT BURNS I DON'T SEE THE HULKSTER BROTHER
wasn't hogan involved in scientology? pretty sure God frowns upon false idolatry. and that's before we even start talking about the street drugs.
>>21230203He supposedly was and God does.But it depends. Did he join? Was he involved in the false religion to the day of his death? Or did he repent to the Lord and accept Christ's gift of salvation, denouncing his former affiliations?
>>21230203He was a Scientologist, hence why he's in Hell.
>>21223126Many fact machines are saying this.
>>21223714Now she's trying to get sympathy by pretending to be after he REAL reason her dad died. She's a stupid bitch.
>>21230405Ya snooze, ya lose, Brooke.
This is the most true, it's damn true thread in a while. And that's the damn true bottom line, brother.
>>21230792
>>21230192Kek
>>21230752holy shit is his son a manlet?
>>21230752Based
>>21231510The worst thing to happen to Hogan, y'know, other than being in Hell.
>>21232647Hulk's in heaven, tranny. Accept it.
>>21232670>posing with your pedophile cult leaderNot trying your hardest are you?
>>21232833That's no way to talk about Andre.
>>21232833Why does a picture of your current United States President and WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump make you have a pants shitting melty?
>>21232833But enough about Hogan, which is why he's in Hell.
>>21233385>That's no way to talk about Andre.I was just making a joke you fucking dumbass.
>>21223126Just doing a /pw/ pulse check. Has the amount of Hulk Hogan hate gone down in the last month? I know in general the board has been less toxic, more fun.
>>21233418i wasn't talking about andre, incel. but you knew that and thus why you immediately deflected.anyway, based pedophile defender.
>>21233438That was the joke you stupid fucking retard.
>>21233455>i-i-i w-wasn't a-actually t-talking a-about h-him...sure you weren't, based pedophile defender.
>>21233501What the fuck is your problem.I'm not defending Trump, I've been against that asshole since before he came down the escalator back in 2015.So shut the fuck up and learn to have a sense of humor dickhead.
>>21233547based pedophile defender
>>21233743You don't need to sign your posts and announce your presence in threads around here.
>>21223126Are aew cultists allowed into Heaven? Cause if aewtists are in Heaven I'd rather stay here and haunt my enemies.
>>21230192do u think hell is scary? Kane is from hell but that's because he's a Trump buddy
>>21233788>Deuteronomy 23:1>Leviticus 18:22>Romans 1:26–27 >1 Corinthians 6:9–10Nigga? It ain't lookin' good for them, like at ALL. No wonder they screech and shart about it so much.They know.
TRVTH NVKE
>>21233206fraid so
>>21236158'fraid you're brown
>>21223126Still Rony indeed
>>21223126Hampage is never coming back
Terry R. Boollea is in hell?
>>21237858'fraid not.
>>21223126>thinly veiled terry "the cuckold" bollea worship thread for all of his incel worshippersperfect. now i get to illuminate the currently ignorant all about TERRY BOLLEA'S KEKOLDRY. terry bollea spent his last days paying for both the CAR driven as well as the HOUSE occupied by his wife's 19 year old boyfriend. this is also known as cuckoldry. he died as a self worshipping, disingenuous, backstabbing, chicken shit, racist, roid tranny cuck and there is literally nothing you can do about it.
>>21238058>and there is literally nothing you can do about it.Easy. We just call you a cum-burping faggot and laugh in your face.
>>21238077>i can just psychologically project my homosexual fantasies and that will somehow make it so terry bollea did not die as a cuck bitch, siri accept your admission of defeat and recognize that you are a very sexually frustrated and closeted hogantranny who refuses to accept was an actual cuckold.
>>21238081You can also accept the taste of my nuts in your mouth while you're at it, faggot! HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAA!!!!
>>21238081accept the fact that terry 'the cuck bitch' bollea was an actual cuckold*; typo that i'm not deleting and reposting because the resident hogantranny will shit his pants regardless. (the resident hogantranny indeed showed up to shit his pants while i was typing this btw lel)
>>21238103Nice blog of you crying, Hogantranny. Gonna post your shit-caked brown thumb again yet or is it lodged too far up your loose asshole?
>>21238130That's a very nice drawing of yourself.
^ the resident hogantranny with the most limp dick reddit faggot he could muster in response to suffering yet another embarrassing defeat in the face of being unable to deny that his parasocial father figure died as a total cuck bitch lel.
>>21239256Speak English, Kerpal.
^ the resident hogantranny struggles to understand his second language and now thinks i am his cousin; the terry 'the bitch cuck' bollea worshipper has been mind raped yet again lel.
>>21241758Reminder.
^ the resident hogantranny has confirmed his existence as he is the only one fragile and stupid enough to think that everyone he doesn't like is his boogeyman; one pig passed but the spirit has been reincarnated into this little faggot bitch who worships a dead cuck lel.
>>21241918Reminder.
^ the resident hogantranny has been mind raped even harder by my hulking dick than previously thought and he can only post material from his masturbation folder to help him forget that he worships a dead cuck bitch. how very gay and embarrassing.
>IT'S HOT AS HELL, THE BOOKER WON'T LET ME GO OVER AND MY CRACK CONNECT ISN'T WORKING. YA GOTTA HELP THE HULKSTER OUT OF THIS ONE BROTHER!
>>21242195>>21242239Reminder.
^ the resident hogantranny keeps proving his superior's point and refusing to accept the reality that his parasocial father figure died as a cuck bitch. even monkeys get bored after screeching this long but they simply can't compete with this subhuman faggot lol.
>>21242848Reminder
^ the resident hogantranny keeps posting reminders of his boogeyman, yet terry 'the cuck bitch' bollea is still dead. lol.
>>21243280Reminder
>>21228132Are you saying that God should hold a grudge? That's very petty even for humans.
>the resident hogantranny still has not revived terry 'the cuck bitch' bollea and he will be posting reminders of his boogeyman as long as i continue to string him alonglol here's what the derelict 3rd worlder has been trying to slide btw:>>21238058
>>21223126Nyla has aids?
>>21244415HIV but Tony pays for that Magic Johnson shit. You're more likely to get AIDS from a real tranny (Brandon is just a cross dresser creep).
>>21237858Fraid so, it's been confirmed.>>21238058Kek, Hulk T Hogan was a cuckold? Oh nononono HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>21244827You're thinking of Trevor
>>21245402KWADB
Poor Sodutw
>>21246567At least he has Hogan for company in Hell
>>21223126This got crying on the cord
Miss you hulk
Pac will be where??
>>21245402Ricochet?
>>21223126Still Tone. 7 years running
HE'S SO FUCKING MAD HOLYSHIT
>>21241781>>21242069>>21242285>>21242876>>21243331qrd?
>>21254732it's just a hogantranny melting down over the following fact: terry bollea spent his last days paying for both the CAR driven as well as the HOUSE occupied by his wife's 19 year old boyfriend. this is also known as cuckoldry. he died as a self worshipping, disingenuous, backstabbing, chicken shit, racist, roid tranny cuck.he thinks that by shitting up the place (classic jeet technique) he can hide that fact.
ayo he madddddddd
