>Money In The Bank Qualifying Triple Threat Match: Charlotte Flair vs. Giulia vs. Lash Legend>Money In The Bank Qualifying Triple Threat Match: CM Punk vs. Finn Balor vs. Gunther>WWE United States Title Steel Cage Match: Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin>Chelsea Green, Paige & Tiffany Stratton vs. Fatal Influence
where's drewhe would end this chicanery immediately if he was here
cody in the bank noooo
SO WHICH NEGRO BUCK WE DO GOT FO DA MONEYZ IN DA BANKCAUSE SURE AS SHITE WE NO NO WHITE PERSON AIN'T DONE BE WINNING SON
BALORBROS...its our time
>>21234672>high school jock beating up the weird gothkid
>>21234677excellent question
the final MITB qualifiers are:tatum vs tiffany vs candiceKO vs cody vs gargano
>Tiff>Tatum>CandiceLow-key potential for a great match
>>21234677He’ll return at some PLE somewhere. To a loud pop.
>>21234663They’re trying to lead up to the Demon coming back again
>>21234680nvm cody promo first
>>21234677He's training again so he'll probably come back soon
>sinner still hasn’t made more fakesIt’s been two weeks bro Jesus
>>21234677He will probably return at or after MITB.
>>21234690oh my fucking god bruh
HE JSUT FUCKED A BLACK WOMAN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH
Oh man, either Johnny or his bitch wife will win their match, won't they?
sex with Cody
>>21234688Tatum should win. Tiffany won it already and Candace has wrestled in forever
Raheem wit the fat ass
Oh no its that suit again
>>21234706no? likely cawdy and tatum or tiffy
>>21234685
Never mind I’m not gonna eat more Skwinkles.
>>21234709Hasn't I meant
>>21234706one of them has toi think if KO fucks punk tonight then punk fucks KO next week, somehow gargano ekes it out over codyi think tiffany is a lock for the MITB match even if she won't win the briefcase so i'm sorry candice
>cody coming out to announce he will be taking a 2nd black wife
>>21234701Don't we all?
nobody wants cody in the bank
what is bro yapping about
>>21234722Tiffany doesn't need the rub though Tatum does
Why didn’t Orton and Cody have a promo face off and brawlWhat has happened to wrestling
>>21234717
>>21234733they already did that
Saar how can he kick
>>21234733Orton's sciatica is acting up
>>21234729I just want the Cody pairing with Paul Heyman to get going. I’m not getting any younger.
i got iti think when punk comes out to screw KO next week, randy comes out to back up KO, and cody gets in on that and that's how gargano wins it in the clusterfuck of it allit could lead to a tag match, phil/cody vs KO/randy at MITB
Bros I need to get jacked like CM Punk, what drugs should I use?
>those trapsPunk on TRT
What does CM stand for?
>>21234743you should call a doctor because youre currently having a stroke
>>21234731being in the match is a minuscule rub, actually winning is the real rub and i don't think there's any chance tatum would win the briefcase even if she got in the matchtiffany won't win it either but it could be used to further her story with chelsea
>>21234750cuddle monster
What are people from Chicago like?
>>21234746jenkem
Roids is straight edge btw
>>21234750Chicago Made
>>21234728No...
>>21234755alright hitting up my stroke doctor plug as we speak
>>21234759assholes of the 2nd highest order (new yorkers are worse but you hit a point of diminishing returns)
Chez the CuM Punk
>>21234766she could be my stroke doctor if you know what i mean
>>21234750the real answer is "chick magnet" but that was 25 years ago and it can just mean whatever you want it to now
>>21234759
>>21234750Child Molester
>>21234770Sounds like a bad idea considering she's had a stroke or two anon. I'd look for a better doctor.
>>21234670stop THIS you cranky old reddit faggot geezer *just fucking BLASTS a 5 second fart so violent i nearly shit my brains out all over your stupid post*
he's going with ilja
why the FUCK did they give finnalor the jannetty entrance WTF GIVE IT TO GUNTHER WTFFFFFFFFFF
>>21234756It only furthers her story with Chelsea if she wins which she won't. Tatum still need exposure in front of main roster crowds. I can see why they would want Tiffany though since she's already proven she can bump well in matches like this.
Stupid sexy Balor
>>21234783all fates are the same
>>21234781i just want her to do my prostate exam
>>21234783Collision is heating up
finn vs punk in ireland was a great match
This match is for the gooners
>>21234783Carmelo vs Adam Cole BAYBAY
>>21234783Send Balor with to the midge fed
>>21234798balor is one of the good ones (ir*sh)
>>21234790what the hell
>>21234795Too bad there's not another women's match
>>21234798We’ll take buddy for Finn and that’s a SHOOT
remembering how bret hart told gunther he sucks because bret was too much of a pussy to take chops his whole career
No more brother wars.
balor is 0% bf
>>21234790why do so many ex WWE guys lose 30 IQ points as soon as they appear in AEW?
I think Money in the Bank qualifying should be determined based on the credit score of the competitors.
>>21234814bret specifically hates taking chops it seems, even though it's probably the safest move in wrestling
>>21234814Gunther was exposed as a shitter once he stopped being able to literally beat the shit out of his opponents. his whole gimmick was "he hits hard for real!"it's so retarded
>>21234817Finn Balor's diet consists of only eating animal abs.
>>21234814>>21234823what a pussy
BEEG CHOPPA
>>21234825And I’m jelly af
>>21234824he's putting on a very good match as we speak
>>21234783hell yeah no jobbers
HE AINT FINNER NO MORE
>>21234824gunther carried solo sikoa to the best match he's ever had, that's how you know he's the real deal
>don't catch him just have your back break his fall which causes him to bounce off and almost land on his neck
>>21234790finally they aren't held down by wwe style
>>21234783The internal ratings for that series of matches had to be fucking awful.
>>21234822i understand that you don't want trick to win but this is a bit racist no?
>>21234818Because they know it doesn’t matter. There are very few “AEW Fans.” Rather, their audience is 90% people who hate WWE for some reason. The wrestlers know those bitter spiteful fans will be there no matter what, so there’s less incentive to actually give your best.
>>21234844that's sad because they were great matches to be honestthe other guy that melo had a series with, andrade, outright said like a month or two ago he misses melo and wants to wrestle him againhe could go to the dub if he wanted i think
>>21234845Nah I'm just trying to get some more Jewish representation.
balor needs to be NJPW junior heavyweight champion one more time before he hangs it uphow this happens, i don't know, but it needs to
>>21234844>>21234847melo is honestly lacking for a workrate guy. all the luchadors lap him
>>21234844>The internal ratings
>OOOH YEAH THE ELBOW FROM PUNKIs CM meaning 'Cock Magnet'?
>>21234849oh well by all means then carry on
ASS TO ASS
whoever gets the pin depends on which hand gunther taps with
>recreating the allied forces taking on Germany
Vaq dance>YJK
balor shoot crushed phil's ribs with that one
A couple kids were wrestling down the street the other day. One kid did Finn's finisher on the other. He's dead now.
excellent match so far
loving this sequence
uncs are workin
>let good workers work>match is goodWOW HOW HARD IS THAT
Yeah solid match
>>21234869How the fuck do you die from giving a stomp?>>21234873stop speaking like a negro. You are a 50 year old balding man
Other than Corbin fucking up those Bookends, the wrestling has actually been pretty fucking good tonight. Even the women's 3-way wasn't "that awful".
BALORBUDDIES FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR MATCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gunther pinned????
LMAOOOOOOOO
damnit finn
Noooo we wanted Balor not more Phil
OMFG THAT CHOP
CHEZ won
>>21234886How many years has it been?
That was an enjoyable match
fuck you punk
the match was great but yea finn shoulda won
CM Hogan lol
>>21234896Except for the ending
I hate the result but I liked that finish.
penta is absolutely winning MITB, it doesn't matter who qualifies next week
Punks gonna have Roxanne in bed now
kek based punkster
Gooner cursed
cutting to big gunt seething while his voice overlays them in the ring is funny kek
wrong winners for both mitb matches. i bet cody wins next week too
>>21234915It's Gargano or we riot
>>21234888>>21234889Balor winning the belt off a cash in would ultimately do fuck all for him. As soon as he'd lose it he'd fall right back to where he was on the card. Let him get there the right way as a babyface and let the crowd rally behind him if it's going to happen
>>21234915fuck that would suck
The absolute burial of Balor, though>Punk steals his win>Balor bends over and asks for more by shaking his hand and "showing respect"
what's crazy is im pretty sure Punk was the second to last guy to pin Gunther back when he won the Heavyweight title
>>21234922feels like with ilja gone the next time gunther holds a belt, they could set that upor gable
>>21234907It won’t be someone from Raw. Whoever dethrones Roman will do it clean and win by an inch.
>>21234664Is this faggot shit over yet! Let's CONSOLE WAR!!!! Remind the internet why they should be afraid of /pw/
see you guys tomorrow for worlds collide
>>21234915Nah Randy will pull the ref out of the ring as they’re counting or something
>>21234941we have til next october, oba will clearly beat roman at mania, that's telegraphed, but there's 6 months after thatthere has also apparently been noise about a straight rematch between roman and penta, don't know if that'll involve the briefcaseand, he doesn't have to cash in on roman anyway, last year smackdown's naomi cashed in on raw's iyo (i agree it'd be weird if he cashed in on whoever the WWE champion will be by then but still it could happen)
>>21234952it got cancelled
