We Yuropoors Now Edition (The Captain did NOT show up at AEW all out of lives and 'ritards around the globe arrrr heartbroken. The noted 'ritard PAC quite literally died because of Tony's failure to deliver the Cap'n. 'ritards everywhere want answers as we await the Captain to make her CUTE and SEXO 'riturn.)Previous: >>21219622Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is CUTE
The ri'birth
>>21254110B'ri'ish player
>>21254110God bless the Captain
IWBAFNITC
Sweet new kairi thread!
Where will the Cap finally make her 'riturn? I'm starting to feel lile AEW is out
>>21255395I think Kairi is playing the game.
>>21254110Nice to see Kairi Mayu and Io paying tribute to /ourslumper/ PAC
>>21255776Did he really OD?
>>21256492Slime 'ri
not exactly Kairi related, but BIG IF TRUE about Vaq
>>21254110based 'ri thread poster>>21254111source?>>21254358eww>>21254447>>21254893basedo
>>21254909you know it>>21255395stardom>>21256492very cute>>21256779I posted this and I'm now in that limbo where I got timed out by the janny but the mod hasn't banned me yet, but will
>>21256492Moneyshot Hoj
Lady Kaori
>>21254110>>21257933There was a Teen Titans villain named Mad Mod whose superpower was to turn people British. Americans would run in fear as he zapped them with his British ray while taunting them with phrases like "You'll love being British!"Glad Kairi escaped being colonised into becoming a gyaru or some similar foolishness.
>>21254447viva le stay-puft marshmallow 'ri!
>>21254110>>21254909NEW KAIRI THREAD!
>>21257933KAIRI's old nose.
>>21259131I stole it. Pirated it, even. Her old nose is mine now.
>>21254447>>21258753Very anime looking Cap'n
>>21256492Cute
>>21259643>Dr. Slump characterVery insensitive post given the recent tragedy
>>21260143Old Nose Kairi?
>>21260285I honestly don't think Kairi ever had a nosejob. Maybe her nose looked a little different once her face naturally matured and she began paying more attention to her makeup. Pic related is relatively recent and her nose looks no different from her younger pics.
>>21260285>>21260545I think a lot of it was just weight loss and makeup, she was a lot chubbier in her earlier Stardom days, she was billed around 15ib heavier back then, so her face will look thinner now
>>21260700The weight thing is probably it. Kairi grew out of her baby fat and has maintained a slimmer, athletic figure ever since. I put on about 15 pounds myself while inactive for 2 months after breaking a patella. My dad commented that I was looking fat in the face lol. Works both ways, I suppose.
>>21260813It seems to make sense
New Kairi workout she posted on Instagram!
>>21261225Based
>>21260661Nice underboob, Iyo.
>>21261225Nice that the Dojo put up a flag for PAC
>>21261225Based strong Cap'n I can't wait for the 'riturn
>>21261225She looks ready to take on two at a time if she has to!
>>21254110I really dont miss Mayu's old teeth
>>21261225She's gonna SHEEM some bitches
lmao Japanese girls love the UK
>>21262434Those are dentures.
>>21261739>>21261925>>21263182Cap'n looking fierce and badass.
>>21261225nice handstand split, cant wait until she uses this! (irl)
>>21263343I don't give a shit what they arethey are a massive upgrade
>>21264425Yea her flip kick looks rad
Hojo
>>21264613Just so you know.
I'm in love with the Hojo
>>21265924 I love Japanese girls so much
>>21265924>>21266096blessed young hoj!
>>21258708to be fair, I'd kill myself if someone turned me british. that sounds horrible
Kairi is in a bad place right now [spoiler]england[/spoiler]
>>21258753puffy face 'ri>>21259064based>>21259643very>>21259828what?>>21260143is she in leaf land? that looks like a leafistan cartoon
>Kairi doesn't have a new nos-
>>21260545>>21260700nose jobs are pretty common in generalthey made the female chinaman in katseye get one>>21261225damn, Kairi is in a super bad place >>21261739same>>21263280they shouldn't !
>>21264613>>21262434weird how mayu went from ugly to hot for like 15 mins than immediately wall>>21265924no pants 'ri>>21266357that's a stunt double
>>21266349Windows have Japanese writing and there are advertisements for Japanese wrestling promotions on the ring mat
>>21266366the nose is a stunt double?
>>21266389it's a weeb gym
>>21266489Not in the UK. They have Farsi
>>21266096They really are the best. Love the Chinese and Korean gals too.White women had it all last century, then they just threw their crown away.
>>21266357old 'ri with 'new' nose
>>21266357new 'ri with 'old' nose
>>21266548Big nose>>21266542Thinner nose
>>21266366>weird how mayu went from ugly to hot for like 15 minsShe's one of those gals who can look pretty or pretty ordinary depending on her mood, the wind direction or the alignment of the planets.
>>21266548that's the new nose
>>21266599>>21266602crazy to think Mayu once had sex with 8 men at the same time
>>21266607But I thought this was the new nose? (again, old 'ri)
>>21266607Or is this the new nose (taken around the same time as this >>21266672. Point is it's the same nose.
>>21266348kek the Titans treated him like an especially loathsome villain.Still love the Brits though, even if do I enjoy revving them up. Love the old rock music and books and me Warhammer 40k. London is most definitely shit (been there 4 times as half my family live there) but the little country towns are still a white man's paradise.
Any of you 'ritards collect Kairi's photobooks?
does it hurt to bump in bedazzled gear?
>>21266096Same bro
>>21266736they eat beans on toast and eels in jell-o
kairi loves being a yuro
>>21266980I got myself some memorabilia, kairi's new magazine and a Tam book but you're the only pro collector here lad
>>21267332You tell me
>>21266692>Point is it's the same nose.At the point it isn't
>>21267947Found spare copies of Bon Voyage and Everyone's if ur interested. Sadly not signed but got them for a bargain.
>>21267810Beans on toast are good (dis n*gger eatin' beans). They can keep their eels and go eat a spotted dick though lol
The Captain of the SEXO ship
>>21270106She needs to get the torpedoes out.
>>21270334Grok, make her topless
>>21270334Those are prime fat tits.
>>21270106>>21270334Holy lewd
>>21272773But Ava is smol? How short is Kairi
Someone is having a meltdown of epic proportions over in the Anne Kanaya thread. >>21247017
>>21273046I think she is built at 5ft 2"
>>21269241KAIRI THE SEXO!
>>21272773>watching Ava Addams POV and imagining Kairi next to her for comparison's sake
>>21266980Yes I have quite a few >>21269762What kind of bargain did you get?
>>21273189Good heavens, I don't even understand what set off such behaviour
>>21274225Picked up the pair for 150 USD. Only bought them to make a profit on ebay but now I figure it would be better to do a solid for a 'ritard instead of price gouging another Kairi fan.
>>21272773Is that... camel toe on Hojo?
>>21274636I will surrender to nobody but General Tojo
The Captain WILL 'riturn and save professional wrestling
>>21275060>>21275087>>21275091>>21275093The captain of SEXO
>>21275087>>21275091this is what this thread is about
>tfw banned for calling a certain dead wheel chair user a pedophile
>>21260545Really?
>>21275772A classic
>>21276096Can't be soon enough!
>>21277263you dont lose weight and the of end of your nose shrinks. surgery is popular in japan and her being a rich celebrity it makes sense she chopped a bit. they have great surgeons too
>>21277914Too cute. Want to join in.
Kairi player!
Aww Rhea replied to Kairi's latest IG post that she loves her
>>21278341Love her
>>21278479She's the cutest thing I ever saw! Kairi is funny, kind, smart, beautiful and has many talents. People should be forced to stare at a picture of her on their wall for 10 min every day and send her positive energy.
>>21269241stripes>>21266672>>21266692>>21269727she had multiple nose jobs so she could switch back and forth between noses
>>21270422>grokgood morning, saar!>>21273046yes>>21273189>>21274256fatso do seethe about joshis. they/them is a muslim and seeking knees is harem
>>21275772>>21277439I rarely have cookies that last long enough for VNR or only 2 pic captchas
>>21277914lesbiansis Poi wearing Kairi gear?>>21278429based
>>21278756>is Poi wearing Kairi gear?Wouldn't you if...you know...if you were Poi?>>21278756>basedIt is based. I wasn't even mean about Rhea either. It was just the best pic of both ladies I could find at the time. Got a soft spot for all of her friends.
>>21277474I think there's something with here eyes too, maybe the inner corners. There seems to be less space between her eyes. Could be filters, who knows?
>>21278906>>21277474Well, I can hardly say I'm an expert on plastic surgery. Maybe she did get some work done. She was always a beauty but looks even better nowadays.
Kairi-chan with Owl-sama
>>21278905imagine the smell though
>There is another...
>>21279773Who dis?
>>21280172Can't you already tell?
>>21279773AAA appearance soon? Could this be true??
>>21279773imagine the handjobs
Hojos Bizzare Adventure
>>21279210kill that hog
>>21279216Kairi's a big winnie the pooh baseball fan, I see
>>21286270I swear I don't even get half of your references lol. I really am...from planet retard.
>>21281039no...is it Kairi on the left? But who is wearing her Kairien mask on the right?
>>21286211lol'd how Asuka is grooving off in the corner to egg Kairi on
>>21286487>I swear I don't even get half of your references lol.https://flasharch.com/en/archive/play/53534e845a88464f12e4d7a5eba20f65you gotta play the game
I'm totally in with a pretty Asian lady at work. She gave me a pineapple biscuit the other day while giving me the shoosh finger. Nobody else got a pineapple biscuit. I'm gonna ask her out.
>>21286509so you don't know?
>>21286570Oh. Of course.Referencing a pic of Kairi with an owl to some Japanese Winnie the Pooh baseball flash game has got to be among the most obscure and might I say, frivolous remarks that I have ever read. Good job anon :)
>>21287114No, I guess my ass better call somebody.
snoozin' 'ri
>>21287481>obscurethey literally have the winnie the pooh homerun derby video game, in the original japanese, in the baseball hall of fame next to Ichiro's jersey, an otahani display, artifacts from Babe Ruth going to japan, the home plate from an interment camp baseball field, fucking samuri armor and a newpaper article or letter or something from like 1890 japan about how much that specific nip loved baseball
>>21287501sleepy
NEW THREAD >>21289351
