PAC found slumped in car, dubbed A SLUMPER. https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/28/pac-discovered-in-car-before-death/https://nypost.com/2026/09/28/sports/aew-star-pac-found-slumped-over-in-car-outside-restaurant-before-death/
My reaction to AEW ratings every week>this is going to be a slumper
based he didn't kill himself
>>21255203Gravity finally remembered him and pushed him down
Drug related, presumably.
>>21255203confirmed the jab got him
>>21255203HE WAS A SLUMPER, JERRY
>>21255203embarrassing being tagged a slumper
we in here >>21255256
KWAS - Kek What A Slumper
>>21255203>This is going to be a slumperoh no
>>21255203 he ate something he was allergic then died from the anaphylaxis
Slumping is what I do when I see some 205Live shitter on the card
aew fans be like yeah im slumpin bro
https://youtu.be/3U059AQ5O-o?si=uWHilqx63yeUXdRN
Reddit is taking it well
>>21255387Tell them they need to play some tetris
>>21255203damn what a shit way to die
Cum in lungs
>>21255407You'd be surprised how many people die while taking a shit
You just know e-drones gonna be spamming "a slumper" in the ratings thread this week
>>21255203
>>21255387I still don't believe reddit users are real people, they have to be bots.
>>21255203Hmmm very bizarre circumstances. Its almost like a very rich boss had him killed...
>>21255415You best believe you’re a SLUMPER if it works you into bubblin and boilin.
>>21255203Cant believe Pac is a Sl***er
>>21255203I'll shoot myself at a Raw or Smack show live so I don't die alone
>>21255203>i'm a slumper>*guitar string*>yeah i'm a slumper.>*guitar string*>*dies*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDwjmblEJHs
>>21255455I'd rather die alone than around subhumans personally
>>21255468Fair point, I'll do it at Dynamite instead
>>21255203I’ll shoot myself at a Collision taping live so I die alone
>>21255203Heart attack most likely then. Another dude that went too hard on the juice. RIP and all that.
>>21255527lmao you virgins are adorable. Clearly a drug overdose.
>>21255203I personally can't wait for the AEW steroids trial, it's gonna be glorious
>>21255542They'll do an autopsy. It'll probably take a few weeks for them to officially reveal the cause. And when they do, I want your apology. And your anal virginity.
>>21255542>>21255527most likely both. roid abuse cocktailed with drugs leads to death
>>21255203People are spectating it was a blod clot or aneurysm. Was he vaxxxed?
>>21255576speculating* blood clot*Fuck.
So he pulled an Eddie Guerrero?
>>21255594Maybe.Definitely.Probably.No.Yes.
>>21255436Kek
He do be slumpin' tho
>>21255542why didn't Tone share the quality stuff with him?
>>21255387lmao
>>21255387yeah the lonely fucks talking about jesus in the sticky here are so less cringe
Oh shit was he doing the fent fold?
>>21255203Those poor authorities had to deal with another SLUMPERGettin real slumpy out here of late
>>21255643Christ is King, and you will acknowledge that one day. I hope that it's voluntary.
>>21255667Cooked that nigga
>>21255203Will Gayew be fined or taken to court over this and the “no wellness policy” thing? Seems possible.
>>21255667You worship a Jewish magician lmao
>>21255664Get this SLUMPER out of here
>>21255415this nigga is so slumped about the ratings this week already
Time to unblock the Venis
>>21255415No slumpy?
>>21255662It’s crazy that low IQ people will just do this to themselves.
>>21255662HEEM SLUMPY
He finna get fined so hard for not returning the car.
>>21255787Unironically who is on the hook for the rental? His corpse probably leaked a bunch of fluids in the seat and on the carpet too. That clean-up ain’t gonna be cheap.
>>21255819DOIN THE SLUMP SLUMPDOIN THE SLUMPEVERYBODY’S DOIN THE SLUMP
>>21255819Fucking kek
>>21255293>He Slumped?>SLUMPED IT BIG TIME
So that's it. That's PAC's legacy and how he'll be remembered. As a "slumper" on /asp/. It wasn't worth it.
>>21255864A REAL SLUMPER
Him slumpy
So that's it? Stupid fucking jokes?
>>21255945Not enough slumpin for ya?
>>21255882As opposed to? Dood was never gonna be remembered otherwise. I liked him well enough, but I was thinking about it this morning, and I could not remember more than a handful of his matches over the last, what, 20 years? I watched one or two of his pre-WWE matches, they were fine. I watched a few of his NXT matches, again, fine. I watched years of his main roster shit, again, fine. But what do I remember about it? He wrestled AJ Styles in a losing effort that ripped off a finish from a recent Amazing Red v Styles match, he tagged with Green Arrow, and his finish was good. That's it. I don't even remember any of his moves outside of the Red/Black Arrow. Dood was just utterly forgettable.
>>21255203Slumper bros.....
>>21255882Flippy shit doesn’t get you much.
>>21255882Buncha ding dong diddly tryhards on this board
>>21255463
>>21255255In the Smashing Machine, the same thing happened to Mark Kerr but he was lucky they found him
>>21255882>manlet>good cruiserweight>finisher was pointless but looked kind of cool I guess>found dead in a restaurant parking lot, probably from exploded heart via steroids or drugsNot much of a legacy desu famalam
>>21256267Is Mark Kerr related to Nick Kerr?
>>21255203>this is going to be a slumperwhat did he know?!
Does AEW not have any kind of wellness policy?
>>21256488officially yes, though reportedly it is so lax that it is openly flaunted and encouraged to ignore it
>>21255397>>21255442>>21255637Are you things so fucked up that people mourning a death is weird to you?
>>21256300That wasn't funny chuddy. Do better.
>>21255203so what did he OD on?
PAC is getting tons of love internationally while you mongoloid basement trolls are destined to be forgotten.
>>21255387performative as fucklmao
>>21255203I was just about to reprimand my E-brothers for forcing a meme>Slump'but I didn't know it had real world value lolSo... slump away, baby! #Slumper
>>21256611Mediterranean Casual CuisineThat slumpin' bastard
>>21256611semen (in his lungs)
I'm the Slumpty Slump, first name Slumpty.Glad I stumbled in, 'cause my energy is empty.I'm about to pass out on your favorite couch,Woke up this morning with a permanent slouch.My knees are weak, my neck is feeling lazy,People look at me like my nervous system's crazy.I don't dance straight, I just kinda sag,Looking like a half-empty laundry bag.Do the Slumpty Slump, come on, do the Slumpty Slump.Just sag your shoulders, let your body take a dump, dump.Do the Slumpty Slump, y'all, do the Slumpty Slump.Watch the whole room fall into a sleepy lump, lump.
Some based knower posted a thread about Hayden Panettiere when it was announced PAC died... how does /pw/ always know the TRUTH before everyone else does?As for Hayden, they found >>21256480 all over the crime scene along with whip its (nitros), marijuana, etc. You only hear about the Fent part though?>>21255307I don't trust TMZ for my unbiased news, sorry.
>>21255643the vax is coming for you next
>>21255387go back
>>21257289Hayden's toxicology came back already. She in fact died of an overdose of a mix of drugs including Fent, a muscle relaxer and anti-anxiety drugs. That's what was in her system at the time of death and acute cause. Sure, she had a chronicled history of tons of other stuff (she wrote about it in her autobiography, including drinking every day starting at 6 am).---------------------------------..her death has been ruled an accident caused by the toxic effects of multiple drugs, including fentanyl, officials said Tuesday.https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/hayden-panettiere-died-fentanyl-overdose-coroner-says-rcna593657The Greenville County Coroner’s Office attributed her cause of death to the toxic effects of fentanyl, 4-ANPP, Alprazolam, Methocarbamol and Quetiapine.
Hogan is still burning in hell btw
>>21257642Don't hear what I'm not saying. Do. Not. Trust. Anyone.You need to wake up slumper and realize you're living a lie.
>>21255387they should join him
>>21255805His widow will be sent the bill
>>21255564You act like Tony isn’t going to pay to have those results buried.
>>21255643>>21255687
>>21255203>Mediterranean restaurant I always knew those oceanjews put poison in their food
>>21257696Based, fuck that bald dead faggot
>>21258370In a related thread some anon brought up FTR Gun and I left him hanging because I didn't see the correlation btwn running a black granny off the road + pistol whip her VS a slumper Tony is going to buy his way out of another black mark on AEW
>>21255576vax was mandatory for pretty much every company, tony probably mandated, uh, xerdated boosters id guess
>>21258452At least he didn't get found slumped.
>>21255203no can breathe without
>>21258513He was though, Pac was giving a tribute to Slump Hogan by ODing on fent like the Hulkster did
>>21255203I heard he was murdered by>Jimmy "Slumperfy" Snuka
>>21255415Become an slumper
>>21258513Yeah instead he got found on the floor in his empty house after ODing thanks to his crack addiction LMAO
>>21257696ywnbaw btw
>>21259290So no slump? Got it. Thanks for conceding that.
>>21255411I'm reading this while taking a shit
>>21259360Nah, he was found prone. Just like prone boned, because Hulk Sissy got fucked by life and karma in the end and now Satan is raping his sinful asshole with a thorned cock and making him scream in unimaginable agony for all eternity lol
>>21259854>>21259290>>21257696Kek
>>21255411That only ever happened to one person, Elvis.
>>21255203Donald Slump
>>21255203TMZ is reporting that this is the second time authorities have found Benjamin/PAC overdosing in his vehicleTMZ called PAC a>"Two Slump Chump"
>>21255629it's fucked up how his friends just left him there
>>21255387>muh story Oh my god nigga
>>21259854>Nah, he was found prone. Just like prone boned, because Hulk Sissy got fucked by life and karma in the endI don't care for the Chudster but you should have ended the post here and left out the gay fanfic
>Gravity remembers>Pac slumps over
>>21255387>thats not how his story was supposed to endis this their first day as a wrestling fan? so many wrestlers die in undignified ways hell most people do as welldo they think life is some sort of movie? kekaroo
>>21261048imagine this>be born in 1923>stock market crash when you're just a kid>pre-teen and teenage years during the 1930's when everything goes to shit>turn 18 right when the USA enters WWII>drafted to fight in a foreign war>get rewarded for killing another man>come back, things seem a bit more optimistic>get a decent job, get married, buy a car, buy a house, have children>the 60's happen and now everything is integrated by force>more and more immigrants also arrive>the country you were born in and fought for no longer resembles you or your children>grow old, wife dies, kid stick you in a nursing home>get abused and beaten up by untrained, unqualified rest home staff>one day some barely literature, low IQ, low impulse high school drop out doing an internship just starts beating the shit out of you for no reason as you lie in an iron lung>fucking die>nobody remembers you for being a war hero or a pillar of the community, people just assume "well that racist old cracker shouldn't have said the N-word"matches for this feel?
>>21255203So that's why aewtists are flooding the board with slump posts. They're trying to claim the meme.
Why are American cops so evil, they dont even see a real human being they just see a slumper.
>>21255203PAC was slumped and dumped by a packet of low-grade fentanyl in the mild early-fall of 2026.
Hogan was found dead and alone by a gram a cocaine in the early days of 2025 much to the laughter of everyone.
KWASB
>>21262199>Hogan was found dead and alone by a gram a cocaine in the early days of 2025 much to the laughter of everyone.
>>21255203OP, is this true? >>21265041
I didn't realize Pac was that popular and well known! Tributes are pouring in across the USA!
>>21264145Kek
>>21265069I'm still morning Steve Borden, I can't handle PAC right now :(
>>21255244>based he didn't kill himselfDidn't he?It's like the Hayden Panettiere debate. Everyone knows she wanted to die. Said so herself many times and even wrote a book about it. So who's to say overdoses aren't actually suicides?
>hogantranny has to use AI slop to fight backluhmayo
Medical workers are some of the worst human beings you'll ever meet despite their contributions to society on a professional level.
>>21255203LMFAOOOO
>>21266547Don't blame the ambulance drivers for Benjamin's overdoseC'mon dude
>>21266547>it's their fault that PAC took steroids all his life
>>21261963AEW was crushed under the weight of constant ratings slumps and Piccolo predictions in the surprisingly mild autumn of 2026
>>21262199>>21259854>>21259290>>21258452>>21257696Basearooni
>>21266547Nigga they look at brains and blood and guts falling out of human bodies all day every day they have to have to disconnect from it somehow.
>>21255203they see this frequently enough to give it a name. definitely drug related
>>21255203still laughing at this dude dyingLMAO!
>>21265201Is there a "slump dance"?
>>21255203joshipedos working overtime to slide KEKtony kwab took the whip out
>>21270063Unless its a freak embolism it has to be drug related. Id guarantee he's been to different doctors around the US and in the UK who had individually given him different prescriptions for pain and inflammation without checking what other meds he was on. He'd wrestled a big match probably had some pain taken what he was prescribed without knowing he couldn't mix these ones and this happened.
>>21257642Why was she taking so many fucking downers?? How many downers do you fucking need for a 36 year old cute ass white girl?? Did she have onset PTSD from WW2, wtf??
>>21265069Can you literally die like this on fent?
>>21270063I immediately thought when they said slumper, that must've been jargon for shit they've seen constantly on 12-14hr shifts every night.
>>21270063HE'S A SLUMPER!
