>SLUMPER! HE'S A SLUMPER!
OH I'M SLUMPIN BABY
don't laugh
>turns out chicks don't like it when you slump in front of them
>it seems girls don't like it when you slump right in front of them
>Now, this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should slump.
>What is the deal with slumping!?
>>21261535>I didn't even know he was slumped
>>21261535Hey Normand, we’re just breaking balls. Relax.
>So I let this guy cum in me, and 5 seconds later he was slumped over.
>>21261469>>21261483lmfao
>>21261536>it’s not sleeping>it’s not humping
>So I let this guy cum in me, and 5 seconds later he was slumped over. Then I got my period, so it was okay.
>So I let this guy cum in me, and 5 seconds later he was slumped over. Which was nice because I hate the post-sex talking.
>>21261469Slumped my ass
>>21261483no one did
>>21261483dont slump
>>21261536>>21261569>What good is it? “Excuse me sir would you like to either sleep or have sex in a warm comfy bed?” Oh no, I’m fine, I’ll just bury my face in the dashboard. I’m a slumper, you know.
>They say they found the kid in a slump! They should look for my marriage next, it's been in a slump for 20 years!
>So I let this guy cum in me, and 5 seconds later he was slumped over. It was my fault for letting an asian guy fuck me.
>>21261469Is he really?
>>21261512underrated response
*climbs on a stool and slumps*
>Bloody wrestlers, coming over here and slumping.>Cunt
>Yeah but what side was he slumped on?
>White boy got found in his car slumpin. Hamburger.
>>21261469yikes this isn't flying on the joshicord
