>old guys are dropping dead from steroid abuseTick tock, Phil.Tick tock.
>takes roids>only now looks like a male
>>21261879>steroid abuseYou spelled vax wrong
>>2126187940 isn't even old
>>21261879He only started 5 minutes ago, takes decades of misuse for them to kill you and by then he would of died of natural causes anyway
>>21261984this 40 is the new 18
>>21261879>Oh yeah fuck yeah stroke that big fuckin black dick. Yeah coat that big black dick juice all over my fuckin face man.>Splooge all over over my face man.>Yeah give me that black dick cum man. Spray stone cold's face with it.>C'mon fucker blow it on me fucker.>Oh yeah! Fuck yeah man milk that fucker right on my face.>Oh yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! Fuckin' A man! Milk that fucker dry on my face man
>>21261879kek what a fake straight edge bitch
>>21261879He's only really started on the gear in the last year or two. So he'll probably be fine.
>>21261879>old guysPac was only 40
>>21261984Hes closer to 50
>>21261984Is that what you tell all the children you sexpest, Phil?
kek why does it make zoomie aewtists seethe so hard that their young female wrestling crushes all want to fuck CM punk?
>kek why does it make zoomie aewtists seethe so hard that their young female wrestling crushes all want to fuck CM punk?
>>21262084>more seethe kek
>>21262081I think it started after punk soloed Kenny and both bucks in a shoot, and it's become even worse now that they know that every female wrestler under 25 is basically begging to get PUNKed.
>>21261879Yeah he might be our next slumper, phils looking awfully purple. Hes the type of liberal sissy that probably took that vax and popped every booster he could
>>21262090>I think it started after punk soloed Kenny and both bucks in a shootPhil tore his tricep in the match with Mox before all that went down, theres zero chance he did anything but seethe in the corner. It was his little buddy Ace Steel that bit one buck and threw a chair at another while Kenny gave Larry a V trigger
>>21262091His body is ready
>>21262103yeah it's a widely reported fact that punk shoot kicked the shit out of Kenny and both bucks by himself, lil bro. if you want to say that he did it with one arm too, then have at it. The elite are already seen as big enough pussies that it probably won't really change much.
>>21262122>yeah it's a widely reported fact that punk shoot kicked the shit out of Kenny and both bucks by himself, lil bro>Source: my prolapsed anus
>>21262128imagine still having to cope about this years later. Punk broke your brain, lil trannybro
>>21262122If you unironically believe he could to that with a torn tricep you might be the most retarded Edrone on this board which is quite the accomplishment
>>21262143nigga of course I believe that punk could kick the shit out of theater kid Kenny and the manlet bucks with one hand. it's very, very believable to anyone who isn't a wound dilating aewtranny.