>MY NAME IS SLUMPTY....PRONOUNCED WITH AN 'UMPTY'>YO LADIES, OH HOW MY CORPSE IS FUNKY,>AND ALL THE TRANNIES IN THE GAY FED, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO BUMP THEE>I'M DYING SHORT Y'ALL, AND JUST LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY>I HAD TO DROP 'CAUSE THE STEROIDS PUMPED ME>I'M OUTTA TIME, A DEATH RIDERS FLUNKY,>I'M FUNKY, I LIKE MY FENTANYL LUMPY,>I'M DEAD WITH THIS....SLUMPED WRESTLER PAC
>>21293337AEWchads:>lol they cut his pay and the stadium is tarped edrones:>LOL HE DIED!!! I CANT WAIT FOR MORE TO DIE!! YOU STARTED THIS AEWTIST!!!edrones are legitimately subhuman
>>21293337lmao
>>21293354Who the fuck cares what the wrestlers are making? Your niggas are dying and the show is likely getting cancelled. You have nothing that can hurt us. We have all the power right now.
>>21293337HOLY KEK
>>21293354Apologize to Hulk Hogan and Jack Swagger and then we can talk.
>>21293337
>>21293337OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>21293354Pretty much.
>>2129333710/10 for actual effort with the lyrics, kekaroo
>>21293337Nobody knows what this song is
>>21293354OP got this lad boiling. Go bump your nic cage threads.
>>21293354AEWslumpers:>Oh no we brought a butter knife to a gun fight. Tony save us!!!!!
>>21293354I sincerely hope you die. I hope all AEW wrestlers, staff, administrators, paid bloggers, and the few fans that attend the shows die. AEW started this war and the deserve no comfort.
>>21293354>moralismGood job proving this whole time that AEW fans were outsiders like we said they were. Go back.
>>21293337THE SLUMPTY DANCE HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE SLUMPDO THE SLUMPTY SLUMP
MY NAME IS SLUMP>sick ass bass line
>>21293354Rebel's gonna die, kek
>>21293337>Slump up the Pac, slump him up>While the fed is tarpin'>And the fans are harpin'>Look ahead, the Stink is larpin'>Slump him up a little more>Gets the dronies goin' on the image board>See, 'cause that's where the Tony's at>And they're All Out out when he do that>AEW-a, a place to slay>Another body on the floor tonight>Made my day
FENTY SLUMPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY GONE DIE
the slumpty dance is your chance to do the pac
Kek. I am slumping.
>>21293354good golly this caused a meltdown lol
>>21295437He doesn't even realize anons are picking old songs on purpose to slump-post with now that we know from other threads that it makes him seethe, kek
>>21293354Nailed it
>>21293337DO THE SLUMPTY SLUMP, COME ON AND DO THE SLUMPTY SLUMP (OH OH, KILL ME BABY)
>>21293337We got a new hit on our hands.
>>21293337>I'M DEAD WITH THIS....SLUMPED WRESTLER PAC
>>21293354You sound mad as hell, lel
>>21293337based lyricschad
>>21293354This seething idiot's doing threads now about Hogan dying and he can't even lyricpost about it right, topkek
>>21293354Look at him, look at him and laugh
>>21293337How did I miss this thread, this shit is hilarious
>>21293337Popped me
>>21293354KWASB (Kek What A Slumped Bitch)
Oh how I love to slump thee
I can't believe he was found slumping.
>>21293364>Who the fuck cares what the wrestlers are making?Their wrestlers are dropping like flies yet the most they can clap back with is fucking salaries and ticket sales, lmaoSalaries and sales can always improve, but you can't un-slump a slumper like Neville
>>21300132grow up
Why did the janny delete the Kriss Kross thread but not this one?