The Action Continues As Collision Takes Over Night Two Of Grand Slam France!...Saturday Night AEW Collision Grand Slam France TONIGHT! from Adidas Arena in Paris, FR8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX>The Young Bucks (c) vs. The Dogs for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Conglomeration vs. Death Riders in a Mixed Fight In Paris Match>Andrade El Idolo (c) vs. Michael Oku for the AEW National Championship >Jericho vs. Nick Wayne>Lee Moriarty vs. Speedball Mike Bailey in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match>Sisters Of Sin vs. Divine Dominion vs. Wrathlander in a 3-Way #1 Contenders Match [The Brawling Birds On Commentary]>Swerve Strickland vs. Carlie Bravo** 7 Days Out From WrestleDream **
>>21323716BASED
There's some guy on this board that makes like 5 AEW hate threads an hour throughout the entire day. Never seen derangement quite like that. Wrestling schizos are on another level
THANK YOU TONYclap clap clap clap clap
>>21323716Here for Buddy.
Hey guys I might post my moms dinner on the MITB thread.
Julia I think finally has a personality. Skye Blue is a work in progress though as she still sounds monotone as hell when speakinghttps://x.com/AEW/status/2108656321901854854
>>21323716CM Punk
We'll be watching!
>>21323894I will kill myself if you do
>>21323716the Kris Statlander experiment has failed
>21324041...got FIRED. Yes, we know. No need to bring it up all the time.Honestly I already forgot he was in AEW.
>>21324083she should have sex with me
Je suis ready for zis
who the fuck is Charlie bravo?
>>21324041
J'ai un sentiment OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOHque cette nuit va être une bonne nuit
>>21324218He's one of the guys in Shane Taylor Promotions. This is probably his first televised singles match
>>21324218He's the Michaels of the Infantry
Renée Baguette
>>21324346I recently got into Chinese face reading and the lines on someone's face can reveal what someone's personality is like and what they've been through in life. Phil carries a lot of sadness and sorrow and has a bit of mania. The bags under his eyes can also mean he may have some type of kidney/liver issue
>>21324495kek basé
them <3
>>21324539Shame we cant have an AEW Women's general thread due to one dronie schizo who has decided to flood the board with garbage everyday
>>21324505you've never seen a more meth head looking straight edger than Punk. I know crank heads and speed freaks and alcoholics who look healthier and less world-worn than Phil does. He is living proof that carrying grudges and spite and hatred inside you for years will physically wear you and age you worse than drug abuse does. His face tells the story of his true mental state.
>>21324581nah man no way
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR BOTCHINGEVERY LITTLE FLIPSTER FAILS
>>21323716CALL ME NICK WAYNEUH UH UH.............. I'M NICK WAYNE
>>21324581He's the wrestling industry's Ethan Ralph
Holy fuck Willow is unrecognizable here
>>21324776she's actually really pretty gabe kidd is a lucky guy
>>21324798She can really White it up when she wants to
Blessed evening with both Jamie and Lena showing up.
>>21323716If The Undisputed are part of the>"wrestling's supposed to be silly! NES cartridges lol everyone knows it's not real!"why won't they 'fake' hit Marina Shaffir in their mixed tag? If it's all fake, "fake" hit her in the face with the chair, you dumb fraudulent faggots. This is my problem with these cunts. And why the fuck are Max Castor and Bowens gone, but that dimeless fuck Lee Moriarty is still there?
>>21324908Someone said Castor said something dumb to or around some WBD exec that was at an AEW show and it got him heat. Not sure if true or not
>>21323716Hey fellas! We got any spoilers? Have to know if I should cancel my date tonight. Lmk thx.
>>21325018>Date Whoa a top 5% male
His life is reduced to samefagging a gamethread for a show 5 people will watch kwab
>>21325075The MITB gamethread is one dude arguing with himself and some joshi boogeyman
>no MOXhe better be on commentary
>>21325125He will.
>>21325018>>21325075the same seething bitch made these 2 posts. Probably from separate devices/IPs.
>>21324833Snu-Snu fed
>>21324776shame about the tattoos
>>21325204Every woman has tattoos now finding one without them is like finding a unicorn in real life
Tony, you have ONE job.Marina not being on my screen when Becky Lynch is on my screenI do have two monitors and I can watch both but don't make me do that
>>21325318So u got a kinda type huh
>>21325325Anon, I'm the eufag from Ireland who tis usually drunk for these threadsIt feels wrong not supporting the junkie from Dublin and also feels wrong not supporting my wife's nipples in AEW
>>21325336gotcha. I get it.I dig em both too. svelte mean bitches
>>21325318>he doesn't have two screensngmi
>>21324908Because fuck you, that's why
>>21325669Chrome has this new feature where you can split tabs and have two screens but I'm not going to need it tonight because I mainly watch AEW
>>21325669Anon I have dual 4k 34 inch monitorsI just don't want to have to pick between sound>>21325761I'll be mainly watching WWE since the matches are ghoing to be better since both mitb spotsI might watch Jericho's match in the hope he shoot dies
>>21325787>I just don't want to have to pick between soundIf Michael Cole is doing commentary during Becky's match then it's not really a hard choice
>>21325829I mean for the ot her shiteI like Cole actually. He's a great stooge plugging shitIF Barret is on then AEW is muted until Marina's shoulders, back, face, middle fingers, feet, nipples and fags in her pockets are on my screen
Darby about to make a Coffin Drop from the top of Mont Blanc!
Is this shite still streaming at 8pm EST?
>>21325969once you climb everest every other mountain afterwards is a cake walk
>>21323716>Clockwork CarnageIf they're going to rip off Survivor Series couldn't they at least thing of a better name?
>>21326347it's an ironman gauntlet match survivor series does not have that
>>21325969He got over the death of PAC very quickly
As for me? Well... I'll be watching Alabama vs Georgia of course.
>>21326577Penn State and USC
got my chips and salsa ready
>>21326729And they just played Tarzan Boy going into the commercial
Well I’ll just repost my moms dinner
I love Tony Khan.
>>21328303can we get a pic of your mom
>>21328347All you need to know is that she’s short and old.
>>21328354Thunder Rosa?
>>21328354leo rush?
>>21323716>Sisters Of Sin vs. Divine Dominion vs. Wrathlander in a 3-Way #1 Contenders Match [The Brawling Birds On Commentary]this is the match
>>21328400No she’s wrinkly but not that ugly >>21328416Her arthritis prevents her from moving like him
>>21328426What about anal warts?
>>21328502Thankfully she’s not sick enough for me to do anything related to changing her. No home for her ever.
I really like the aesthetic of the Adidas arena it's bright and cozy looking
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>21323716Kek wait Tony actually aired this shit tonight? What a fucking retard, aint no one watching this
>>21328540el clon board (who is missing for some reason)
>>21328519Have fun in the ER when she's picked up on a psych hold after wandering around the neighborhood naked and demented.
>>21328563methinks the dreaded visa issues struck again
>>21328572I don’t think every old person gets dementia
>>21328574Remember when a bunch of luchadores lost their visas overnight because Konnan snitched to the US government about some dodgy visa loophole just to fuck over CMLL?
>>21328574Why can't he just marry an underage belt bunny in NE fed territory like a normal wetback?
i dont think claudio has said anything about pac's death :(
Always great when Mox is on commentary
>marina's match is first>becky's match is onONE FUCKING JOB TONY
>>21328594True. Many people die from lifestyle choices or straight up an hero before they get that bad. >>21328602He would respect him for not breaking kayfabe.
Tony should book OnlyUseMeBlade for Blood and Guts
>>21328598Is he really bitter as fuck for only getting on AEW once and taking a piledriver exposing his hernia?
>>21328602he touched the rag on his way to the ring
Kyle's autism doesn't let him know he shouldn't attack a girl
>>21328598that's why he has no legs, you'd think he would take any time to reflect>>21328601we all saw how charles almost sent andrade straight to ruin, barely made it out relatively unscathed
>>21328653I think Konnan legit got his legs amputated recently
why is commentary pronouncing adidas so weirdly
>>21328674>No legsPoor dude maybe that's why he's so angry
619 Head Scissors?
Waiting for the eventual Roddy/Marina spot
>>21328715yeah marina has been doing that for a while now
>Rock of GibraltarCan you smell what it's cooking?
>>21328744prob the cleanest one shes ever hit
>>21328747Dwayne got over with me again after that PAC video he did on IG
>>21328693They always pick the weird regional guys as the talent's agent for commentary. JR, Schivonne and the worst woke, smug moron Excalibur. The world did not deserve Joey Styles.
>>21328672>>21328674Now he can do a rolling clothesline in his wheelchair
>>21328730They already did that like six seven months ago.
>see Wheeler flying >Say to myself that was cool as Mox days That was cool as hellHe's just like me bros
>>21328730they do this every match they're in, retard
Need Yuta to grow his hair again
>>21328786
This match rules
>>21328837I'm sure he's trying
>>21328864Been enjoying Orange Cassidy again, lately
>>21328845YJK they both have marks like this where they can't be seen in ring gear all the time
Marina vs Roddy All In 2027
Kyle bros...
Well that was a great show since Marina';s match is overwould rate it 10/10
>Show at SeaYou just know Darby want to be tossed overboard
>>21328943uh bro, your divine dominion match later??
>>21328758It was real classy. I'm not even sure how well he knew Pac
>>21328954Marina is the only reason to watch tbqh
I think it's time for Tony to start calling up talent from ROH
why is young bussin style jacking the protostar
Uh, uh, call me Nick WayneUh, uh, I'm Nick Wayne
>>21329000It's our time Cole Carter bros
Jericho is such a bro. Hosts a cruise event just so wrestlers in the industry can do drugs and fuck hookers in peace
>>21329014Him a Bussing Star
>>21329056Imagine the cock fights
>>21329093And the monkey knife fights
>>21329110>monkey knife fightsShane Taylor Promotion bros...
Thank God for collision. That shit I just saw on MITB was tragic.
yung bussin taking some good bumps
>>21329142Seems like they punished Vaquer for taking a nude pic with the belt
Every year Jericho's chest parts farther away like Moses did the Red Sea
>>21329056>do drugs and fuck trish adora in peaceI will be there no matter what
Is this Digger movie good or bad? Just got a commercial for it
>>21329163He's always grabbing his lower back. Seems like he takes more damage than Darby
>>21329197This, but trailer trash Billie Starks
oh yeah I forgot Jericho does a rana on all 4 corners
>>21329212All my filmbro friends love it and I'm inclined to agree with them since I love birdman
>>21329217for all the pearl clutching people do with darby, he really does know how to land well
>>21329258I think the 4th was his cleanest one
Jericho is like Jerry Lewis in France
>>21329270/ourtumblingsavant/
reminder that fozzy performed in front of 81k people at wembley. not many bands can say that!
>Lionsault Jericho shouldn't steal Ricochet's moves
This is substantially worse than their 1st match imo
Wayne holding on to the leg for a 20 count
Who are the producers in AEW does anyone know?
call me wayne nick
oh yeah takeshita just sort of disappeared
>>21329362He went back to Japan to talk to his ancestors
S P E E D B A L L
Moriarty needs to keep the tiger mask on until he develops a personality
SPEEDBALL (speedball)
Speedball's theme is like a weird mixture of Last Dragon's Glow and TMNT's Turtle Power
That was a Darby like dive
I was going to call Speedball vs Lee a heatless match but it's a qualifying match so I guess it makes sense
Hechicero vs Darby is a hell of a match
Fucking Jay White is cursed
>Okada vs MyronNice!
He barely connected but looked like he kidney kneed him
some really great matches coming up
WE’RE SO ELEVATED
BRUV
Bishop Kaun always stands there like he has a toothache
how long is Ospreay going to do the headband gimmick it looks sort of goofy sometimes
>>21329623His hairline starts too far back
who /onanewlevel/ here
I always thought it was Charlie Bravo
Why does Shane Taylor have motherly hips
>>21329678To give birth to a litter
>>21329165Looks that way.
>>21328943This nigga doesn't fuck with zesty whytebois like yung bu$$iN
I can't be the only one who would nut in cider Trish Adora
>>21329748This, but Shane Taylor
I'm starting to believe bravo bros...
RIP El Generico
>>21329588Hope so, so far it's been a hangover compared to Tuesday.
Does Shafir change with the rest of the Death Riders?
>>21329762He's not like that
>>21329828PAC's death really derailed a bit of the programming, which is understandable
ey this guy is mad
Was that Shafir's longest promo since You Don't Know Me?
>>21329839Statistically they are more likely to be like That. They got that sugah
>>21329890Case in point the chocolate Assplay
I have one question
Was it just me or did the girl on the right look similar to Mariah May?
>>21329886The one on the steps in the arena?
French women look like THAT?
Oku looks locked in brother
Amira Blair is painfully average and I dig it
>>21329981he's going to be wrestling in revpro into his 40s it's time for him to start making some moves or something
Damn, he hit the gate hard
Hold up! Damn that chick was really into it lol
>French Chocolate
>go to commercial >Come back and Andrade is in trunksHBO, you bastards!
I feel like that contract isn't going to lead to anything
>>21330189Andrade vs Ospreay Winter Is Coming in Mexico most likely
My mommy likes rick and mortyyyyyy
Andrade didn't appreciate that kiss
>>21330196Andrade needs to cash in on Will's gimmick match. Snowman has zero plan and just needs to end it to avoid another Christian scenario
they're singing his song maggle!
JAMIE
More like bra less birds
Jamie and Alex talking all over the announcer is great
I can't imagine Excalibur drunk. Well maybe I can and he looks a lot like Joss Weadon under the mask.
This should be a squirt tapping match
>9 hours and only 200 repliesKWAB
highly visual match
Tremendously visual match
FEEL THE BRAPS! BRAPLANDER!
Stat just landing hard on Skye Blue I know that shit hurt
i like the chick in the blue and black's butt
Julia a cute
Did the Birds say they're into feet? It's a pandemic
I NEED A QT BRIT SICKO GF
>>21330347Do you think they got worked up by that Marina promo?
This is a badly executed match. Lots of slow moving. At least they all look good.
>>21330347Our time Shafir bros
>>21330353Sisters of sin of there so it's a given.
I just saw a gif of Kyle Fletcher shoving a dildo up his ass
This is a very bottom heavy match
>>21330362I gotta lay off the sauce
>>21330366they dont call him the pornostar for nothing
>>21330362They're actually getting worse...
kek at that tag
Hey this match ain't bad
>>21330377Julia Hart getting buzz with stardom uncs was the worst thing that could've ever happened
Lena loves to eye fuck the camera
Julia, all you had to do was hold on
>>21330389I thought Stardom was supposed to make women wrestlers BETTER.
>>21330396I'm pregnant with her baby now
>>21330403Her promos are getting better
Love me some fat bottom girls
Statlander's fat ass
Braps with the win. BRAPLANDER moves on.
>>21330396she knows im watching
these my dawgs fr
wow I tuned in late thinking the street fight was the main event god dammit
>>21330389Bald means high test. Hairplug cope niggas will never get it.
Nick Jackson for the C2
>>21330454I'm going to go on Jericho's cruise for cheap hair plugs
This upcoming Wednesday is beyond stacked
Wardlow looked like his knees were on borrowed time
>>21330475didn't austin have fucked up knees? he did well
>>21330489I hope Wardlow does too but he's injury prone
Seems like the Dogs know their roster spot
THIS IS THE MATCH
>>21330522I didn't know I wanted masked Mercedes
Have they said what's main eventing WrestleDream next week?
>>21330522Thekla randomly being able to go from incredibly hot to grotesquely ugly is impressive
>>21330535Probably the Clockwork Carnage cause it's for the championship
young bucks really are one of the best
Shout out Farooq
>>21330522incredible goons
>>21330551I would like to make a shout out to El Dandy
Solid ass match. The action never stopped
>>21330465Brother they got a carnie for that on board that will come to your cabin
This post is for Big Hechicero
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no gamethread 2?
ive never seen a lotr movie they seem long
>>21330602Unlike my wee weeAlso, we'll never see a trilogy that great again
>>21330592taped show with a lot of in ring action nigga
>>21330522FINNA.
>>21331329You gonna bump this gamethread all night? I don't think aew fans appreciate being reminded they only got one gamethread
>>21331505you have a problem E-pig?
damn this shit is getting cancelled
>>21330650>a lot of in ring actionoh no sounds horrible
Couldn't fill a gamethread with all this samefagging jej
>>21333647LEAVE US ALONEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS ON PAGE 10 YOU LOSER YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
>>21333460
I guess the AEW tranny was watching money in the bank like the rest of us
>>21335002seethe some more? i don’t watch maga television & shows littered with advertisements.
>>21331505>I don't think aew fans appreciate being reminded they only got one gamethread>fansThere's only one left.
>>21330474with shit
>>21335508That part
>>21323716>they still haven't filled a single gamethread 2 days laterTime to pull the plug, Ellison.
Dronies are so embarrassing
LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE LEAVE US ALONE WHY IS THIS STILL UP
>>21337990Nah, not filling a single gamethread is though
I couldn't watch the show live with you guys but I just finished itGreat show as usual!Also, e-drones are subhumans
I hear aew has been in a slump
>>21324979Well, Max just fucked up on TNA so I believe this
>>21340617
>>21342363STOP!!!
>>21342369No
Crown Jewel got cancelled lmao
>>21330592Heh
>>21324041...is not a draw.>>21345009
>>21323716AEW is on right now?! What channel?
>>21323716Dead thread
Never Forget (RIP aew)
>>21347212Forget what?
BRO!!!! STOP! STOP!! STOP!!!!!!!! LET THE THREAD DIE WE’RE MOVING ON
Stop talking to yourself, tiny man.
>>21348502stop bumping this fucking thread.
>immediate answerwow you really have been living here for dayswhat a sad tiny man you are
>>21348521Edrone, you’re so delusional that you’re trying to make it seem like i’ve been the one bumping this thread when it’s been your obsessed ass this whole time. you’re only continuing to bump this thread because im giving you attention, but it won’t work & you’ll get tired of bumping this thread because this is my LAST time responding to you. fucking E-PIG. your species disgusts me.
