/FIT/ BIRB EDITION!!!On the last episode, sour grapes Bayley made it clear that she was not done with Lyra despite having lost 2 out of 3 times! Talk about a sore loser! What more can /ourbirb/ do to make Bayley understand? In the meantime, there have been rumors that their next match will contain a "rare" stipulation. What will it be? We shall see! Oh, and congratulations to Tatum, who won the tag titles with Alexa last night! Will we see her on Raw now? Lyra's journey continues...Previous: >>21298866Bayley interferes to cost Lyra her victory against IYO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlj1hrHyM9Y WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials (Lyra will surely reactivate her socials THIS week, right, RIGHT?):NONE because she deleted all of them.
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>>21324084Could watch for hours
This might be my new favorite goofy Lyra image
>>21324084look at her go
This is it.
I swear to god I just hid the previous oneFuck off
Maybe you should work out and get rid of some of that pent up anger. This is the /fit/ edition of /birb/ after all, tubby.
>>21324160faggot lol
aoife
>>21324160>announcing you’re hiding one general instead of the hundreds of off topic armpit +1 Asian onesKEK
>>21324224We all know he doesn't actually hide it and obsessively checks up on it :)
>>21324084Kwab
>>21324084Punch Lyra
>>21324231Kek true
Lyra loves to work out!
>>21324269>he's seething again
>>21324596
>>21324615She probably got wet during this
>>21324842Most women do with punk.
>>21324084need to breed this thick little dumpy irish lass
>>21325623>thick>littleHuh
>>21326909>5'3">130
Birb.
>>21324084these jits crack birds
>>21324123You could have at least posted a higher resolution of this, you freaking suck this is why your threads are dimeless
There he is.
Shut your freaking mouth, do better. I'm tired of your bullshit.
Archived.
My bad, I forgot you were fragile. I forgot someone who doesn't even know me told you I'm an asshole. I forgot that I'm a villain.
Money in the bank is that bad huh? Why didn't lyra make the card?
>>21329464huh?
We ain’t getting Stephanie matches ever
I hope Lyra and Bayley aren't on the Saudi Arabia shows because I don't want them to get blown up
>>21329491Because she's an untalented bitch
>>21330414This. Fuck Saudi shows the crowd is ass
>>21329464You okay?
>>21330414If the Muslims kill Lyra I will shoot join the military to make them pay.
>>21331411Houthis areOP
>>21331411Fucking based. I hope they call it off altogether, especially Mania. Fuck Saudi crowds, they have no enthusiasm whatsoever.
I am attracted to Lyra's very slight lazy eye
>>21332075A new era
Birb thighs wrapped around my head
Hahahttps://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1975925787954946418
>>21329491Because this will be a failed cash in
>>21332829read this to the tune of Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
>>21333102>I told you to stop having your fan attack me over one loss
>>21333102Kino match
>>21333315Need more of this.
Anal with Birb.
>>21333678
LJ Cleary just showed up in TNA's Call Your Shot Battle Royal. He was the first one eliminated but hey it's something.
>>21334742Very odd how many successful females get with jobbers.
>>21334742Gotta start somewhere. It's still a step up from indie events.
>>21334749LJ and Birb are together since high school (she was 19 and he was 16 when they started dating iirc)
>>21335343Uhhhhhh
>>21336471Why does no one wear those shorts. Fallon should focus on those
>>21336849Nothin to smile about
>>21331357I like how her boobs look in this
Hopefully some Lyra on my TV tonight
>>21337891Backstage segment where she makes more faces
>>21337891Never mind that’s a no
>>21335343>>21335856dating since 2014, now engaged, Lyra was born in '96, he was born in '99
>>21338050Yikes?!
>>21338050They've been engaged for years. He needs to put a ring on it already, before she pulls an Arianna Grace and dumps him to go get used by Oba Femi.
>>21338076Maybe she's allowed to have road husbands.
>>21338082I genuinely think she doesn’t interact with the male members that often. Besides punk of course.
>>21338541>mask u sumthin birdy
birb kegel exercises
Why is this stupid fucking bird so sexy (she's not actually stupid)
>>21340357She’s pretty dumb(endearing)
>>21340357>>21340364Samefag kys
>>21340357She's just the girl in the back of the class who no one realizes is secretly the most beautiful girl in the world
>>21340376Ah so the reason you always liked her is because you were the cuck in the back of the classroom growing up and now you are projecting your ideal girlfriend onto her, that's sad little man.
>>21340397can you leave me alone already you are starting to affect my mental health
>>21340397This sounds very specific. Happened to you I’m assuming
>>21340414That's pretty damn pathetic little man. Also lyra sucks balls and has missed the past 6 ppvs.
>>21340445:( it's okay I will continue to support her run on the main roster because she was just like me growing up - a back of the class loser
>>21340497Yikes that's fucking sad. Appreciate your honesty though.
Lyra Valkyria should be fired
>>21340445>missed the past 6 ppvsIt's actually over for her
Why can't he just be happy with his own waifu and stfu? He sounds extremely jealous of us and Lyra.
Gamethread saying Lyra had a segment during the commercial break that we amerifats missed
>>21341220>https://x.com/poisonouspixies/status/2109807060636635427fucking kek
>>21341295Kek she’s so based
OH N-
>>21341347Bayley is always there to ruin her happiness!
But seriously folks
>>21341444I need someone to post the full segment
>>21341513>and then I’m gonna burn all your YA novels
TWO BIRB SEGMENTS
>>21341672FML I tuned out already
https://x.com/poisonouspixies/status/2109817235531579629
>>21342006Reminds me of Orton vs. Taker
>>21342006HE HAS A MECHANICAL ARM. YOU FIND THIS MAN.
>>21342882Kek, is this for Main Event? I'll be tuning into Rumble if so.
>>21342889Apparently so! Sol vs. Lyra!
>>21342895They picked the right player to get me to watch on their new streaming home!
>>21342882Lmao
https://x.com/CaptainShocky/status/2109844702581358854Bayleys music played and sol won with the distraction
>>21342916That’s a shocker
>>21341725
>>21343344Six Seven
>>21343344Holy fuck Lyra CHILL
anal threesome with Birb and Bayley
Stop gang stalking Birb
>>21343344>Lyra's impression of a Make-a-Wish child with cerebral palsy is so offensive that Iyo is in disbelief
>>21343344What the bird doin'
>>21343344I'll give her some dick, she'll calm down
>>21332075
>>21343580Continued...
She is fast becoming one of the most beloved members of the roster
When’s the next big event? Wargames?
Lyra Valkyria? more like Dickin Herpoopholia
>>21344548Huh?
>>21344548>>21345044Samefagging your own autistic comments like this is exactly why you mental health is in the gutter, little man.
Your last comment was 5 hours ago on your thread before you posted one word and responded to your own post with an insult to keep it bumped
My last comment was replying to your mental breakdown, and that's the last time I will console you in your time of need. Guess you are back to your old ways.
He’s still pretending he’s not popping up with his one word responses to keep his Toyota-thon thread alive.
I don't bother forcing threads alive unlike what you do with this one. When I don't draw I take it like a man and walk home. You should learn from me.
>I don’t force threads as I wait 6 hours to type the first name of my waifu
You just expect me to keep up with all of your inside jokes then when I ask about what they mean you proceed to ignore me. This is why you sat in the back of the classroom.
>h…heh you expect ME toNo one expects you to do anything don’t worry.
I don't like that passive aggressive attitude little man, tone it down. Guess I just found another reason why you sat in the back of the classroom.
>nigga wrote some false flag post and ran with itGrim.
>he's got a new inside jokeGrim. You will never learn how to interact with other human beings at this rate.
>heh inside joke amiriteOh this is gonna be so easy.
Did they stuff you in lockers as well?
>h…heh school references bro I swear I didn’t write that weird fantasy bro Grom. Grem. Grim.
Are you backtracking and claiming that wasn't you now? Am I getting the inside joke right this time?
>typed all that weird shit and expected people to believe it was someone elseIs it that easy?
Bump it :)
If you were gonna be this embarrassed about it then why type it. Odd behavior.
Why did you?
I think you just unlocked a new level of delusional insanity little man, congrats. Should I start calling you Kofi Kingston now.
You’ve gone mad anon. Typing shit and accusing someone else. Raging while pretending you’re innocent and then going to your Toyota Chan general crying. Just sad.
IM ON A NEW LEVEL (of insanity)Kek based little man.
No one knows what you’re referencing brochacho.
Oh but I'm supposed to know what the fuck "Toyota Chan" is. Do you even watch wrestling
>I am pretending to not get the joke :(
>>21344264We used to swimThe same moonlight waters
>I'm gonna pretend to not know who the New Day is so he doesn't own my ass in this internet discussion :(
Who?
I ask again, why is he so jealous of us and Lyra? Shouldn't he be happy with his waifu?
I'm so excited to see their big blowoff.
>>21345872I hope it's a good one. I don't mind if they continue Undertaker vs. Orton memery for a while because this week was fun
>>21345887I think it should end.
>>21345872Always wanted to see these two fuck and piss
>>21346351Punk could see it at the snap of his fingers
>>21325092I cannot imagine a bigger fantasy for a YA-loving teenager to be able to come out, center of attention, with your own custom golden angel wings.
>>21345872These two, one of my balls each
>>21346454
>>21346464Dream threesome
The Celtic Warrior was fondled in the chilly winter of '25.
Haven't posted in here in a long time (for good reason) but holy shit the faggot passive aggressive behavior from you Lyrafags towards other women is so pathetic and catty and homosexualEvery time I come in here I have to preface my constructive criticism on Lyra by saying "I like Lyra" before any of you will believe I'm not secretly your thread nemesis that you've been shitposting about every day for months/weeksThe Lyra Valkyria experiment is a massive failure as of now. She's going to be lucky if she's still with the company in a year or two. Nobody disregards her wrestling skills or ability to have a decent match with Becky Lynch or Iyo Sky. But this gimmick, this storyline, there's no way that any of you here can actually be happy with this garbage. She's going nowhere, she looks like dogshit, stuck in the Bayley vortex for almost 2 yearsSo what's going on? Are any of you able to have a discussion with a fellow fan about this without deflecting to other womens wrestlers or projecting about your internet nemesis
>>21326909Thick as in stupid, not thicc, obviously.
Cheeky players
Oh I missed that
