AEW is fucking dogshit right now.
>>21332779heh cope
>>21332779You just know not single one of them will be under 5 minutes. The jobbers will all get 20 minute bangerinos where they get all their shit in
>>21332779Who’s that gremlin having a match against Edge?
>>21332779Wow, literally fucking ZERO matches where the outcome is up in the air
>>21332790Didn’t wwe just have a huge event where the outcome wasn’t a surprise?
>>21332794No? The only match that the winner was obvious was Roman.
The PAC tribute shows probably didn't help, but every match is predictable when you think about it. The only match of the weekend I'd argue wasn't predictable was the women's MITB but I don't watch the weekly shows so maybe it was to those who do. Few matches for BFG I can't call, but I haven't watched TNA in about 6 months.
>>21332790Josh and Hechicero are the only plausible upsets here. Looking very grim
>>21332797Penta was 100% obvious after Mexico and so was the Oba match lol
>>21332797If you thought Roxanne was winning then I dunno what to tell you
>>21332779What is the point of qualifying matches if it's just gonna be "Deserving Guy vs Local Talent"? The G1 Climax qualifiers are between two guys who deserve to make it. It's just meaningless filler to not put Cope, Ricochet, Takeshita, Okada in automatically.Hechicero vs Allin is the only one that makes sense in kayfabe in terms of two guys that should have to fight each other for a spot.
>>21332794I didn’t think Penta would win. Especially not so soon after he already got his time in the spotlight during Mexico’s Raw.
>>21332800Nah anyone but Jevon or Trick could have won and the Oba match could have had a fucked finish. It's not even the same strastophere as this shit but cope with b-b-but WWE if you must. It's all you fags ever do.
>>21332779I wish at least one of these matches weren’t so obvious. They should be good but there isn’t one match here where we don’t know the outcome.I am rooting for Myron like you can’t believe but there is zero way he is beating Okada.
>>21332779>cope in a world title match Tony's lost it
>>21332817>couldSo head canon.
>>21332779Idk and I doubt the average person know who any of these fuckers are except edge. He isn't even called edge in are so there goes the average viewer. I can see why no milly
>>21332817>Nah anyone but Jevon or Trick could have wonI don't even watch at I know that's bullshit lol. Had to laugh when Michael Cole screamed "watch out Sami" way to tell everyone there's absolutely no chance he's ever cashing in on Roman, the champion of the brand he competes on.
>>21332820I don't know why Okada is even in contention for the shot seeing as he just got beaten clean earlier this week in a title shot. In kayfabe I don't know how he qualifies over MJF, who Ospreay interfered with and cost him his belt.
>>21332817Damn drones really are retarded. This dude watches thinking anyone can win a match in WWE and the winner and finish isn't easily predictable after 5 years of Paul slop.
>>21332842I thought KO and Bron had a better chance than Penta. Punk coulda won too. Why are you upset? After 7 years of retarded Tony booking, you thought he could sustain momentum after All In again? Kek how many times has he fumbled momentum and you still convince yourself this time the pendulum will swing for good and then they lose head to head to Lexis king and a women's battle royale
>>21332842so true fellow xir, can't wait for Myron Reed to beat Kazuchika Okada for his international championship!!!
Why are the titles on the line? As if it couldn't get any more telegraphed. Lil Nigga and Okada aren't dropping those belts.
>>21332853>>21332856>B-but AEW I thought you didn't like whataboutism? Didn't take you long to change your tune did it?
>>21332820Thinking about it, AEW doesn’t shy away from upsets. Maybe it’s not as obvious as I think. Gonna guess one or two of those matches are gonna be an upset.
>>21332885It's an AEW thread where we're discussing AEW.
>>21332897Fair enough anon you got me there. However I only keep up with WWE through twitter clips but watched last night and I knew the outcome of every match except the women's MITB. Punk is feuding with KO, Trick is US champion, they don't care about Bron, Jevon is a shitter and Penta is coming off Mexico with a lot of buzz. Shit was mad predictable.
>>21332779>LIVE 3 HOUR SPECIALGenuinely why does he keep doing this when the ratings go off a cliff with every overrun. We don't want Rawslop ffs
>>21332926They always add on an hour of Collision after Dynamite whenever there's a Saturday PPV.
>>21332779Tony could have grabbed ANY jobber from AEW, ROH, CMLL or NJPW so he has the CMLL heavyweight champ of all fucking people to job to the twink. I hope every single person in CMLL and NJPW hate Tony
>>21332779who the fuck is the guy with the headphones and why is he facing Edge?
>>21332932This. Why not Daniel Garcia or some other Slop Rider?
>>21332935He could have had Trent Baretta or Matt Sydal or who the fuck else knows but nope, gotta have a guy that should be protected take the fall to a faggot that shouldn't be able to pin anybody
>>21332932>>21332935How you know someone won't cost him the match leading to him defending his TNT title at the ppv?
>>21332945Tony has already choreographed that all these upper card/main event guys are gonna be in the same match because he loves doing that shit. Clockwork Cumstain will be like 75 minutes long, full of no selling, get 7 stars from Dave and will be forgotten the week after. Rinse repeat until AEW gets canned
damn CMLL fags really do be seething that they're the robin to AEW's batman in the partnership huhkeep in mind we don't actually need you so don't be ungrateful, we're the one doing you a favor and don't bite the hand that feeds
>>21332779>a bunch of meaningless matches where everyone knows the outcome so they can be in a convoluted title match where everyone knows the outcomeWho watches this shit? At least in WWE the matches are predictable because it's the logical conclusion of the story they are telling. This is just a card of jobber squash matches and Ospreay should be in a feud, not doing random matches that should be used to get the title off him if they needed to. Why use this now? Tony is so fucking off with his booking, completely lost in the weeds
>>21332945>darby is going to lose the match for his title so he can defend his title at the PPV
>>21332958Andrade won that retarded Casino Gauntlet match and has barely been seen since, despite being the technical #1 contender at any given time
>>21332958I only watch AEW ppvs these days desu. It's a workrate fed so the builds don't really mean anything, you can just watch the PPV matches isolated from context like when you watch old WWF or AJPW matches.I would have preferred if the go home show had the obvious entrants in the match have segments and interviews where they talked about the upcoming match and set up angles for the in-ring dynamics, temporary teamups we might see or two guys who might ignore the match to just go at each other. Instead we have to watch them qualify...?But really AEW tv is beyond meaningless which is why the PPVs do good business despite the shit ratings.
>>21332945Okada and Darby's matches are for their belts as well as the qualifying spot.
>>21332779time to clutch our pearls E CHADS
>now
>>21332779I don't know who half these people are
AEW is always dogshit during NFL season.
>>21332779This is what happens when you book people based on how much they kiss your ass, Tony. Paul does this as well but at least the people he chooses to have on his good side can draw a dime or two. Minus Damien Priest.
>>21334310>AEW is always dogshit
>>21332779>nowlol
>>21332800Yup, looking at the card where it says "Penta defeated the other guys" it seems pretty obvious to me.No, but seriously. During preliminaries people where saying it was gonna be Cody or Punk and then just Punk.
I like Megan Bayne tho
>>21332779That's even worse than usual
>>21332779What are the stories?
>>21332779>Josh Alexander vs Ace Austin vs Brian Cage vs Myron Reed vs HechiceroAm I supposed to believe that a possible lineup for the clockwork carnage match is that?
>>21332786Josh Alexander. Was the top guy in tna. His only win in aew was the time Kota Ibushi injured himself and couldn’t get back in the ring.
Tell me a time it wasn't shit
>>21342413Ugglee
>>21332779>A whole show of qualifying matchesSheeshNo stories?
>>21332779CMLL being cool with their World Champion constantly losing in undercard matches.
>>21343576That's wrestling in general
>>21332779Ayo he said right now KWAB
>>213327793 hour dynamite
>>21332779So the Okada - Reed and Darby - Hechicero matches are title matches as well?Why?
>>21332779Based, I'm getting tired of tag team and trios matches.
>>21347129To make it even more obvious that Darby and Okada are winning. In Tony's eyes, putting the title on the line makes it that much more of a prestigious important match or something I guess. And instead, Okada will go 15 minutes against a no-name jobber and Darby will continue to bury the CMLL heavyweight champ
