>you have to be pants shittingly terrified of me during our entire feud>I will get the better of you in every segment>and then I'll go over clean with a tombstone pile driver after kicking out of your finish two times in a row selfish bitch
>>21344194>Never the guy>Never drew a dime>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers>Never cut a memorable promo>Never put anyone over>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE"""""""">Shit taste in whiskey>Shit hairline>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.>Jannetty to his wife in his own podcast>Jannetty to his wife in the booking of AAA>Is called Mark McCool
>>21344205say it aint so
>>21344205There we go
>lets you kick out of the chokeslam>jobs to you clean>goes on to do the comedy dancing bit on the post show
>mmmmmmm, I am a baddass 1% biker that lives on the edge of society, I live by my own rules and nobody elses>mmmm that's why I back the blue, and support our nations law enforcement...mmmm they are some real heroes>mmmmmmm brb my wife wants to join my podcast
Riveting thread
>>21344194Imagine Taker's ball-gargling skills to have kept ol Vinny Mac interested and loyal all those years.Dude had to have been born with no gag reflex frfr
>>21344205I'm afraid this is true
You will never make me hate Take, tranny.
>>21344501or takertranny. she knew how pop the boys with a badd ass take thread.
Mmmm clean pants now that's badass
>>21344194Nothing wrong with this because he was a separate attraction away from the world title picture, like a hidden bonus boss. He only held the top belt for 237 days total in his WWF/E career. It wasn't like he was like the Fiend burying everyone in existence for the world championship.
>>21344276>still somehow 100% believable when teddy has him fight a guy as punishment, and the guy is terrified
>>21344205'fraid so
>>21344632There’s plenty wrong with it. Yes, it could have been worse. Do you know how much of Stone Cold’s ratings shattering run was tied up with this ugly ass bitch nigga? How boring it started to be? Yes the feud was with Vince, but the guy actually in the ring with him 60% of the time always ended up being Carder. Do you know how hot wrestling was at that moment? Anyone they put in there would have been made at light speed. Pete Gas could be a Hall of Famer right now if he got a program with Austin in 98-01. Guys had to get in the ring with this cornball, jump through all these hoops and make him look strong, look at someone like RVD in 01. What was gained by jobbing him to Taker, taking a hellacious chokslam through tables onto the concrete. Why does RVD who’s got organic momentum and getting himself over have to make this fag look strong so he can shit on a hardcore belt he didn’t want, squash most of the roster and cut weird promos about how if he had to suck Vince’s cock so does everyone. There’s so much wrong with every era of this goofy fuck.
>>21344632i t gets to be that the gimmick has an oppressive effect on the other guy's gimmick
>THE BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE WWE JAWN
>>21344194Did they ever explain what "pure strikes" was?
>>21344266what a stupid shit meme. learn some grammar you subhuman pajeet monkey. the aryans should have exterminated you all when they had the chance.
>>21344194Sounds based to me.
