A Special 3-Hour Dynamite And Collision Marks The Final Stop Before WrestleDream This Saturday!...AEW Dynamite & Collision live TONIGHT! from Wolstein Center in Cleveland, OH8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX>AEW World Champion Will Ospreay & Andrade El Idolo vs. Tommaso Ciampa & Samoa Joe>The CEO Mercedes Mone & Divine Dominion vs. Triangle Of Madness in a Trios Match>Death Riders vs. Don Callis Family in a Trios Match>Darby Allin (c) vs. Hechicero in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match for the TNT Championship>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Myron Reed in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match for the International Championship>Adam Copeland vs. Josh Alexander in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match>Brian Cage vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match>Ricochet vs. Ace Austin in a Clockwork Carnage Qualifying Match>Persephone & Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. vs. Dani Luna & Hyan** 3 Days Out From WrestleDream **
tell me why i just tuned in and fucking mark davis is pinning the ace
Christian should be in this match not Crop
in TK's shoes I woulda offered the supermax to Walker, but then the incessant pissing AND shitting from the nujamals about how AEW even "stole" their commentators
>>21350786Because Mox wanted it
>>21350786he rules
based mox selling outta davis' piledriver. piledrivers are BACK!
>>21350786YOU’ll finna know it!
This is the worse show I ever see
>>21350786the ace knows when to lay down
>>21350803Gms
Tired of people kicking out of piledrivers. Thank you Mox for protecting the business brother
Not a lot of people can say they've pinned Jon Moxley
Cope!
there's like 8 matches they cant all go 20 minutes can they?
where is christian
>>21350798He's Excalibur's eventual replacement, which is years from now
>>21350842Snorting coke off someone's mother
>>21350786davis RUNS this company now bitch
cope singalong fucking SUCKS
>IT'S SO REAL TO ME
They're singing his song Maggle
Mox will job for anybody whenever he damn well pleases. What the fuck are you on and were can I get some?
How is this still airing the reliable Hollywood inside nick said it was getting cancelled?
>>21350842Back to being off TV for probably months while Cope does his bucket list sidequests
the edge singalong has to stop.well, i guess it's okay if the fans are having fun... shit's repetitive though
What a mark, fuck Edge
>>21350837Three hour show plus the overrun
>>21350869it's cool in person probably not going to stop any time soon
>>21350846i could totally see it, which is why new japan should produce a new play by play gaijin sooner
is cope ever gonna be AEW world champion like he (apparently, according to excalibur) said he wants to be?!
>>21350786Because he's wrestling Mox on ppv and they had to try to build some interest for what is little more than a Collision match where Mox will obviously beat his ass.
Peepfag is seething.
Copeland is the definition of an entrance merchant
holy fuck man 0 reaction for josh.
>>21350869eh, they might never see him wrestle again i'll allow it
Cope and Alexander both have sunken eyes
what if two wrestlers end on the same amount of points?
>>21350867Only a true kwaboty would predict AEW is cancelled
>>21350895niggas from toronto be like
>>21350891Needs character work. What's his gimmick? Canadian wrestler?
>>21350896It's a draw duh
>>21350869They've sung Judas for 7 years even when Jericho had "please retire" chants. It's never gonna stop.
Shouldn't Edge be trying to win back the tag belts instead of this? Where is Christian?
>>21350886they gotta fly them out so it's costlyhope they find one though. maybe the renewed hype among hardcores will help
>>21350883No it's not. I'm glad I was at the Dynasty two years ago where the crowd just didn't do it. FTR did their heel turn conchairto and it just felt right.
bald guy looks like big dimes billy + konnan
>>21350912Doing coke lines off your mother in catering
>>21350905No, they go to penalties
I see the vision: the cope-ster is gonna do the J-O-B tonight BROTHER
>>21350912I think his actual kids are playing hockey or something.
>>21350925He really needs to, at least one of these matches has gotta go to the less favored guy.
>>21350891No eyebrows no pop
>>21350925He ain't working clockwork carnage probably too much for him
are they gonna do any upsets since all the qualifying matches have really obvious winners?
>>21350925Christian told him losing would make him more relatable
>>21350895the canadian race developed this to deter the effects of snow blindness
>>21350948They're putting the TNT title on Hech and the International on Myron tonight (they're not but it would be funny)
>>21350948Either this match or the Ricochet/Ace Austin one are the only two upsets I could fathom.I doubt either will happen.
>>21350948Reed is winning brother, bet the house on it
>>21350895It's your stupid silk slacks dumbass
>>21350960i think ricochet/ace is gonna go to ace, if only because ricochetty was probably going to lose to jay prior to his injury
>>21350960edge might want to make joshhe's been trying to make maple leaf pro
What was that counter?
>>21350960Ricochet losing is barely an upset
Book Josh on Collison so he can work on his character. Should have leaned into the whole Ibushi thing
i watched josh alexander vs will ospreay ITNA impact 2023) recently
Christian is objectively better than Edge. Fuck this. Edge never put over a young guy in his life too. Meanwhile Jericho and Nemeth do. He’s just like Punk. Mark for himself
>>21350984Christian works less than Roman these days
Cope couldn't lift his ass up
>>21350984christian should get the thank you short world title reign but i know cope is gonna be the one to get it
god could this match be any slower? please fuck off edge
>>21350982josh got injured himself too a lil bit after ibushi so there wasn't any chance
>>21350983if alexander could reliably hit that top gear he'd be a huge deal but he needs to be carried
Seeing how gassed Cope gets, maybe Alexander should win
>>21350975Edge has been claiming to want to make the young guys for 2 years in AEW and beats every single one of them.
what a slow shitty spear
>>21350996They should have face Christian vs heel Edge over the world title and they can both trade title reigns
Knocked his damn head gear off with that one lol
josh bros….
Based unc
>Cope is actually working Clockwork CarnageWell I'll be
>>21350997Well now he's gonna fuck up the CC too
ON THIS DAYI WIN THE MATCHNEVER PUT OVER NEW GUYS
He speared his headphones off
aww dude, cope are you fucking for reals
>>21351008yes i was thinking he might have shifted his plansnow he probably just wants to go as long as possible
Sorry Cope you're taking a Storm Breaker this Saturday and eating a pin, brother
cope thinning up top i see itget on fin big bro
christian wtf
Damn, Christian is falling apart
>Christian injuredOh no
Christian tribute show confirmed
CC is just built different
that's brutal for christian, he's not gonna have much career left now
CHRISTIAN TRIBUTE SHOW INCOMING
Oh that sucks to hear
HES SO FUCKING GASSED
>christian dedthe peepfags in absolute shambles, condolences
Christian needs some milk
fuck IT'S OVER
this nigga gassed af
Guarantee he’s not watching
Ok Christian needs a fucking world title reign when he comes back. Tony Khan is a dipshit faggot if he doesn’t
cope should turn heel
My inside sources tell me that Mama Wayne visited him in the hospital
>>21351024lol im a retard
>>21351041I feel like it's already is over. Maybe one retirement match.
GOOD
>Cope retirement tour next year
wow we were one year off cena v edge retirement
Fuck
Oh shit Cope is retiring next year
Official Edge Retirement run.
This would have been a good place for Ospreay to come out but we got Don Callis. Come on bro
all the wrestlers are getting old
all these niggas want the sting retirement
>>21351077Why is their biggest face going to come out and interrupt Copester's retirement announcement? It's a heel spot.
Kenny retiring Cope next year
AEW has 1% of media for Edge/Cope’s entire career and I am 100% sure that it will still be 200 times a better run than Cena’s
>>21351080cant blame them really, no one wants to go out like kurt angle against baron corbin second in the card at wrestlemania
Did you guys see that video of Kyle Fletcher shoving a dildo up his ass and sucking in it
Don't worry about Christian guys, it's just another rib
does the tonedawg give edge a "you deserve it" reign? or let him fail and put over a few new stars along the way
Takeshita time
ZE ALFA
>>21351102Prostatechads always win.
scenes when mina shirakawa retires cope in the main event of all in
>due to clockwork carnage rules there will be no interferenceAs opposed to normal matches, where interference is legal?
>>21351102skye is a lucky lady
>>21351104Maybe if it's really late in the year, Will needs a proper run
Sorry Renee the average American is retarded you're gonna have to explain Clockwork Orange with crayons
>>21351102Who needs a woman when you have Kyle Fletcher?
So is Clockwork Carnage just an 8 man ironman match?
>>21351104Giving him or Christian reigns would be dumb. You don't need to give old dudes pity reigns, Danielson was an exception because he just retired from full time and spent that year putting on amazing matches anyway. Cope meanwhile is wrestling at 0.5 speed.
>>21351102you're thinking of austin theory
>>21351100Stings retirement run was shit. He didn’t even get to give a final speech before the mic got cut off. Fucking liar you are.
>>21351102Source?
>>21351130They enter in intervals and anyone who's pinned while people are still entering gets removed from the match. When the last guy enters the match it becomes a multi-man ironman.
>>21351118>Retires Edge and wins the World Title
kek forgot i had that tripfag filtered until i turned off recursive filtering
>>21351105I've missed these posts
>>21351105Start what?
>>21351104he hasn't done it yet, first time for everything though
>>21351151What's Kairi gonna do during her downtime on that Jericho cruise ship
>>21351149it's sort of an anti ironman, the scoring period is only 15 minutes
brian cage openly admitted to active steroid usage yet TBS & tony allows him to wrestle
>>21351157The fuck are you yapping about?
Takeshita getting manhandled
>>21351183Steroids can't give you an unfair advantage in pro wrestling because it's, get this, fake
>>21351175That's the most iffy part of the match to me, seems way too short to work. Either everybody's getting pinned or nobody is in that time.
>>21351203thought that at first but i think the idea is it's like now njpw does things when they get close to the time limiteveryone goes ham and it's pure chaos there will be plenty of time beforehand to build stuff
likely retirements in the next 2-3 years:cope (confirmed)christiandustin rhodespaul wrightsamoa joesammy guevarakota ibushithe hurt businessthe young bucksjay whitechris jerichobilly gunneddie kingstonsteven borden
who the fuck is paul wright
This match rules
Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!
There should be a thing in wrestling where every ref is different and wrestlers are either happy or sad when they get certain refs. Refs should have character, like ones count slow, ones count fast so you have to be more carefule, etc. I think that would be cool
I earned this.
>>21351228well...
>>21351228WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>21351229need to book take against more beefcakes
>>21351236based watermelon chad
>>21351224I’m retiring as a fan once Jericho and Christian do
>>21351235they do this in the fed
HOLY SHIT
big muscle man that can do flippy shit is pretty funny
Cage is ready for the strap
>>21351105>AVOP-349
>>21351235AEW has a couple like that. Bryce always works with MJF and tries to deal with his cheating. Aubrey always works with Jericho and is a hardass. Rick Knox always refs the Bucks and is a wet blanket about tags.
>>21351247
If Buddy doesn't come back this month I'm just gonna assume he's in the dog house or some shit
Could see Cage as TNT champ, him and Darby would be sick
>>21351224the last one can’t retire because he’s already dead
Stretched his ass
Hey man this Clockwork Carnage match has some pretty big stars in it. I think I'm sold
>>21351289He’s in an indie match against dijak in Australia in two weeks.
Takeshita back on TV and getting a win
>>21351286JAV NUMBER. NOW
>>21351313grim
new UE is underwelmingwhere the fuck is ilja bro
sex with the brawling birds
>>21351255Jericho will try at least to beat Flairs pre Last Match record which was 63 and he's 55 nowAnd remember despite him being a bumbling geezer now he's never had any serious injuries and has Darby level durability. I can see him going to 70
No breasts on these birds
ospreay cant be fucking serious with the balding look
WHATS THE QUESTION!?? :D
HOWYOU KNOW
it's weird that andrade and will are in the same stable and cool even though andrade has the MITB
new united empire kinda lame
>>21351320>>21351273
Wtf was that backstage promo
>>21351338but they have fat asses so it’s ok!
>>21351324For aew it is. Knowing that a returning employee would rather return to some shithole rather than your own company
>FTR still wearing the mechanic getup
bald shooting on his shitty family lmao
>>21351325It's hilarious looking back on all the fanbooking against what we ended up with.
>Bratty daughterkek
Greedy ass wife? wtf lmao
When did Dax turn heel on his family?
>ftr vs bucks againkill me
>>21351345He has to give notice before he gets the match so it's not like Will has to be scared of a cash in when they're together.
MOTOR CITAAAAAAAAAY
tony remembered he hired these guys
MOTOR CITAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO HATERS PROVEN WRONG
Tony remembered he signed the MCMG
MCMG
>Motor City Machine Guns I forgot they were signed
>>21351370he's trolling his kid, it's a dadpilled move actually
The watermelon has so many seeds god why
sabin is rightputting all the uncs from other companies in the tag scene is actually a good recipe for success it seems
HOLY FUCKING NO POP
>>21351389They've been on tour with their band I think
kino incoming
holy fuck brosKINO AHEADand of COURSE stoke has a problem with it
>Best of 5 seriesVery Baseball coded
Based manager Stoke
>>21351401Nothing has gotten a pop tonight except Takeshita, but he could get a pop out of 2008 Corpus Christi
>>21351338bird breast mass accounts for 20% of their entire bodies sort of a foolish name, the ornithologists must be seething
this is why AEW needs a general manager type figurethey need to start this series tonight wtf, what a shitty way to debut MCMG on dynamite otherwise
If they're going to do this then every match should have a gimmick to be honest
This crowd hasnt reacted to anything but Edge so far. Its been a lifeless show.
>>21351429everyone is still sad about pac
I'm all for this Swerve and Hangman bitter exes fued
>Misterrrrr Hangman!
Tranquilo Mr Hangman
>>21351422Flightless birds which often live on islands (like England) have smaller breasts than average. They're like kiwis or emus.
>>21351423lol no the only time that shit worked was was vkm
Big match for Myron here
dez is the michaels i'm sorry myroncels
another wrestler coming out to negative pop
I believe in Myron.
>>21351429Not true at all but nice cope dronie
>>21351433Nah it's a Cleveland thing, it's like this every time they go but they insist upon it because of Mox.It'll be more of this in Orlando for the pape.
>>21351429ohio is a drone zonesort of explains why it sucks
Luv the rascalz, luv all the drugs
>Okada
i really like the rascalz, i just do2026 has been a good year for AEW acquisitions and they are an underrated one imo, everyone points to ciampa or
>B I T C H
Reminder that Okada likes to put over nobodies sometimes. Did it for Bronson Sneed
time for Lil Kazu to do the J-O-B
Okada is an average civilian force to be a top hero
>>21351465Rascals have won me over like you can’t believe.I love their flippy shit.
>>21351469If it wasn't for the title I could MAYBE see it
>>21351459I was actually just thinking about drugs. I have a whole assortment here to choose from, like weed and ecstasy. I think I'll choose one that alters how my mind works and gives me a great trip
this match is both for the title and a spot in the clockwork carnage match??that's so stupid, way to make it obvious tony
>>21351491you're right lol
>>21351485Was this post believable btw
Okada has the best shit eating grin in the business
kazu looking pudgy
>>21351496Depends on which voice you read it with.
NOOO YOU CANT CHEER FOR OKADA HE'S A HEEL
>>21351496no
>>21351491Same for the Darby match, but Grande Hech is winning
>Myrion Reedgoofy GoT ahh name
funny + cool sequence
Cleveland loves their Japs
>>21351509If wrestling was entirely real with nothing scripted I'd still root for the heels.
>>21351491Either this or Hechicero will be an upset victory.
>>21351522bro's from Greywater Watch
>>21351506east asians have fat skin it's a little weird and soft and spongy you need to have a lot of muscle and lbf to have pronounced muscle mass
>>21351522Is he a bastard? Reed is one for them in ASOIAF.
>>21351524The Gallagher of wrestling!
>>21351517>>21351536100% it will be hech going over darby(and that's a good thing (sorry lil nigga but he's kino))
>>21351550tnt title is on the line too so I don’t think so
>>21351542Reed is a house name in ASOIAF
lol
>Born to be a comedy wrestler>Forced to be the greatest of all time
>>21351554it's an upsetthis match will go as expected to get you thinking "well of course okada won and retained" and lull you into a sense of safety for darby, only for big hech to pry the gold from his hands
>>21351506He doesn't want it enough
Myron Reed grabbing some motherfucking AIR
Tony will just not have an upset
>>21351567They are not putting the belt on Big Hech bro
>>21351577bro that's the alchemist of lucha librehe can do it
Myrons wifes ass
omg this nigga is killing okada here
>>21351565it is the heaviest of burdens, but that's why we love lil kazu
Reed hurting himself doing offense
>>21351586I see anus
Justified "Myron Reed" chants. It's happening?
>>21351586masha slamovich is so lucky
>>21351586wow
>>21351577what if CMLL Friday's new station is TNT mexico?
for me, it's myron sneed
RAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
okada phoning it in as usual
Damn good match
Damn I thought this dude would’ve gotten at least one RM counter.
Reed bros...
where the fuck is MJFwhat's he doing
>>21351616new japan
>>21351616feuding with a fat ass japanese dude
>chant his name during the match>gives the finger to the crowd afterwards Based Okada
why does nana switch from an american accent to an african accent seemingly at random
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WHO?!?
Who?
THEY GOT MOJO?!?!?!?!
all black people know each other
Why is he so angry?
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Do you think Creed has played Hood Warfare 2?
Whomst?
Is this guy going through a table?
>>21351636Same for Japanese people
kek, hood n-
Bandito bros...
New Level should be wrestling The Elite
>>21351569Damn
That was something
>>21351586Raquel. I fucked her before she was with him.
