>Why didn't Kenny come ou-ACK
>>21354727Already abandoned your other thread eh fatso?
>>21354735You're mentally ill
>>21354751I'll take that as a yes, fatso.
everything on this board is two guys doing a boke tsukkomi routine in every thread
>>21354727I don't know most of the people in this movie. I don't expect it to be good. I'm still going to watch it in hopes of seeing Dan whoop one ass. Just one, and I'll say it was the best movie of all time and program an army of bots to do the same.
>>21354727Why didn't Kenny come our?
>>21354761We don't sign our posts here.
>>21354727Callina Liang owes me sex
>Street Fighter (not starring Kenny Omega) imdb rating: 6.1 stars>Sissy-Boy Slap-Party (starring Kenny Omega) imdb rating: 6.4 stars
>>21354727
>>21354727>ACKAnother death at PDW?GOODT
e-gods what’s the narrative we’re going with here?
>>21354832Which is why I called you a fatso
>>21354928>it's supposed to be bad>it being bad is actually good>it's HECKIN FUN>something something AEWTake your pick
>>21354928It didn’t cost WWE a dime and their stars just play bit parts.
>>21354939Cook that cHomo
>>21354939You didn't tho
I'll pirate it just to see the great Volk in it but I really won't watch anything with Cody in
>>21354954I sure did, fatso.
>>21354957Stop signing your posts.
>>21354963I didn't. I called you a fatso again.
>>21354968You didn't tho.
>>21354947>It didn’t cost WWE a dimeBut it did cost them credibility by proving their biggest "superstars" are anti-draws.
I blame Goto. NJPW is an anti-draw
>>21354970Sure did. Fatso. I call you a fatso because you're fat.
>>21354976Prove it.
>>21354928>I watched it and had a BLAST in the theater!
>>21354979Post a picture of you on a scale. If you need me to buy you one that won't break I can.
>>21354985Come to my house pussy.
>>21354988When and where fatso
>>21354989Hollister CA 95023. Anytime bitch nigga.
>>21354996That city has 50,000 people. Need to be more specific fatso.
>>21354996You fucked your cousin
>>21354999She was adopted.
>>21354727If woke RT critics hate it that means it's good.
>the singular edrone is gonna blow his entire disability check buying tickets to a shit movie to stand up for the fed
>>21354727It could be 10% rated and id still watch it for that chinks big ass thighs
Aewtists hate that dronies have disposable income.
>>21355037Reviews have already said there's pretty much 0 Chun-Li/Cammy fanservice, don't bother
>>21355049Nah. I dont care what the reviews say. I need me that chink and her thighs thoughbeit
>>21355057Hey man, here reviewers/critics are king.
>>21355059Where
>>21355057Have you read what I've said
>>21355064/pw/ Critics words are gospel.
>>21355064Planet Retard
>>21355072Allegedly
>>21355070Yes but I didnt really care for any of it thoughbeit
as opposed to the movies that will be coming out/have come out starring aew wrestlers?
>>21355011This. Reminder: that Mortal Kombat (1995) has a 44% on RT, and that movie is great.
>>21354727I told ya it was gomna be the modern speed racer
>>21355082Find those on direct-to-dvds in the dollar store..at half price.
I saw an early screening. I liked it.
>DO NOT REDEEM THE MOVIE SIRthis jeet gave 9.5/10 to the AEW Slump Forever game btw
>>21354727kek the lone dronie on here has to spend his mom's upcoming social security checks on tickets for this movie now because if it does bad in theaters it somehow means Tony won in his little pea brain and that can't happen
e-gods, we fucking won
>>21354751>You're*your're areftfy fucking retard
I'm seeing this in 4 hours, I'm really stoked. I haven't been to the movie theaters in like 10 years
>>21355296That movie was based
>>21354727It's already up past 40%. Looks like the typical cagematch slumperfaggots ran to do their typical review bombing
>all the pompous obtuse critics who see movies for "high art" and snobbish colloquialisms are getting outweighed by critics who just want to see movies for entertainment and funYou love to see it.
>>21354727E-bros they are laughing at us
I’ve got a matinee ticket I need to burn so I’m gonna go see it in half an hour. I’ll leave a review when I get back.
>*Guiles music starts playing*We are SO back, Codybros!
It looks like it's going to be the same as that recent Mortal Kombat movie, basically just a longer fan film that doesn't know the characters and has no story, but because the costumes are accurate fans will just pretend to accept it.
>>21354727>caring what tranny movie critics think in 2026
>>21354763Now this I believe
Oh no wonder it sucks. It's a Andrew Schulz vanity project
>>21355578>and has no storyRetard. You probably have zero clue who this is >>21355515
>>21354727Eternal Jannetty to the 1994 edition
>>21354727rotten tomatoes user have one of the worst tastes imaginable tho
>video game movie starring multiple wrestlersit was never going to be good
>>21355684>CentelYou got worked
