DOWN WITH BAYLEY EDITION!!!Something is wrong. Very wrong. Wherever Lyra goes, she is being followed. Be it in the ring or backstage, Bayley, Lyra's manic stalker, has been harassing her for a while now. Despite this being a clear case of workplace harassment, neither Adam Pearce nor WWE seem concerned enough to do something. Is this the way things work around here now? Lose a few matches so you stalk your ex (tag team partner)? Stand idly by as one of your top female talents is being harassed by a bitter coworker looking to ruin opportunities from newcomers? Adam Pearce? What do you have to say for yourself? Adam? In other news, Lyra had a match against Sol that was streamed on Rumble! It already drew 500k views, which is by far the most viewed video on WWE's channel on Rumble. Kek, what a megadraw! Lyra's journey continues...Previous: >>21324084Sol Ruca vs. Lyra Valkyria highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbciyt9lG0WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials (Lyra will surely reactivate her socials THIS week, right, RIGHT?):NONE because she deleted all of them.
BIRB
I love this stinky chudette!
>>21355007Not to mention Lyra's recent dangerous, reckless, bikini-clad behavior. This good bird truly has gone bad.
Bare Thighs Goddess
>>21355164The lens is not doing her any favors...
There are no less than five threads with an image of Lyra in the OP on the board right now. She is the biggest draw on /pw/ and it ain't close
>>21355173The protagonist of /pw/!>>21355164Looks like her knee is a little bruised.
>>21355176
>>21355164birb goes hawaiian
Lyra destroyed GAYEW
There was a period of time on WWE NXT programming when Lyra Valkyria and Tatum Paxley were tied at the hip. Their dynamic went through several ups and downs and even saw Valkyria come back to NXT to assist Paxley.While guest appearing on Off The Ropes, Paxley spoke about the new version of Valkyria that is featured on Monday Night Raw. Paxley said she’d love to interact with the new Valkyria.“I knew she had it in her. That’s exactly why it was her all along. That’s why she had my heart. I just knew that she had this little quirk to her. I just knew it, okay? I love every second of it. I would love to have a long playdate with this Lyra Valkyria and get to know her. Because I just feel like it was in her this whole time, and I couldn’t get it out. But now that it’s out there, oh my gosh, I would love to just have a long sit-down with her.”Paxley continued speaking about her history with Valkyria. She looked back on when Valkyria came back to NXT to save her. Paxley said she cried when she first learned of the plans. She added that she owes so much of her career to that NXT run with Lyra.“Oh my gosh. I won the Battle Royal to go against Jacy Jayne to get to the title and it was one of my first big wins of my career, and we hadn’t seen Tatum and Lyra (Valkyria) together for a while and I’m not even kidding you, when they told me Lyra was coming back for that episode, I cried. Picturing the moment of her running out after the win really warmed my heart. I owe so much of my career and where I am right now to that storyline that I had with her, and even of getting goosebumps just talking about it and talking about her. But yeah, I remember the feeling. I think she was actually the one who told me. She was like, ‘Hey. You know what you’re doing on Tuesday?’ I was like, ‘No,’ and she’s like, ‘Well, I think I’m gonna be coming to see you,’ and I was just so overjoyed, tearing up. It was beautiful, beautiful.”
>>21355164I want to bust a fat nut all over her thick thighs
>>21355221Aww, Tatum is so cute. I hope they reunite soon. Maybe we get an interaction at the Rumble.
>>21355234Holy
>Tatum is roadwives with Fallon :(muh kayfabe
>>21355409They all need different friends
>>21355164she showed her feet too which are nice
>>21355458TRAITOR
>>21355458Who is the guy behind her fiancée?
>>21355458Somehow DanHausen looks more normal in gimmick.
>>21355458So many subhumans in one photo, this has to be a record
>>21355007She looks like a crazy homeless woman that prowls the streets to rape young men.
>>21355883Ere thou cast judgment's harsh degree, look within thine own soul's glass and see.
>>21356019That's some fancy vernacular, are you ivy league educated?
What is it about #ourbirb that makes her such a bigger draw than Ospreay v Okada
>>21356107She's cute, can wrestle, makes humans of questionable gender identities seethe and is fun to watch!
>>21356119It's all starting to make sense
>>21356119I mean….wheres the lie?
'Lyra beats Dynamite Edition' should be the next OP.
>>21356269Either that or a birthday edition
>>21356871Lyra describing the trajectory of AEW ratings
>>21356952Kek
Lyra Valkyria should be fired
>>21357145A certain unwashed back of the classroom loser will not like this but it is true
I'm still not taking a shower lel stay mad :)
>>21357145Anyone who outdraws aew will have a job for life.
>>21357212What's going on with that wrist
>>21357212yeah we know you aren't little man
>>21357145>>21357201gAyEW autofellatio spotted
'fraid not pussy
Very odd how he’s back to attacking her. Aew lost to her and he still didn’t make a general for the bug
>>21357263Bullseye
>>21357268Bullseye.
>21357292I accept your defeat
>angry gAyEW fan shows up>at nearly the same time another shows up to "agree" with him>thinks we don't know he's using either inspect element or hopping on his phone Your flagship show lost to Main Event btw
>>21357263he REALLY did not like this one. truth stings i guess.
>>21357334Little man will really do anything but shower it's crazy
>>21357292He hated this! And he has no general!
>>21357341careful, you are gonna make him create a new thread and run away like he did with the last one
Looks like I struck a nerve!
>>21357342Preen that. He can’t even beat main event.
>>21357212Dude just take a shower
>>21357358615k now
>>21357212OP really do be stankin'
>>21357358>>21357365Is that why he's so mad? He might kill himself if this one gets a milly, he's already having a preemptive meltdown in here!
>>21357212you talk a lot about preening but you can't even preen yourself?
>>21357384Freen that.
>>21357351Why do you think he is so eager to hit the bump limit right now kek
>>21357388oof
Lyra squashing AEW Dynamite and Collision seems to have really upset someone
>>21357420Glad we have confirmation now. I always had a feeling it was an aewtist.
>>21357388Preen that.
>>21357395You’re helping him
>>21357395True.
>>21357212Yikes
>>21357420Terry that.
>>21355007Looks like a pagan war goddess
>Sol and Maxxine posted pictures in their thong bikinis, while Lyra hides away
>>21358513Sounds about right.
>>21358513Over with me
>>21359193Kam is a lucky man
>>21359507Ghost.
>>21359507If you want to see wrestlers out in the wild, Halloween Horror Nights seems to be the place. A lot of them live in Orlando and HHN is the big event that all the locals go to every year.
>>21355883put your family photo album away
Has OP taken a shower yet?
>>21360072Take a wild guess
This is where I post.
>>21360115grim
>>21360172And then this is when I respond to myself.
>>21360197Kayden is sort of hot.
>21360197>21360201Samefaggot
>>21360201Short of hot
Lyra might've taken this picture herself but is intentionally depriving us of the view in her bikini.
>>21360252Might’ve been rox
>>21360254Then Lyra should've been in the picture
>>21360072He just posted 7 samefags in the span of 30 minutes, what do you think?
>>21360252>might'veDefinitely did.Birb loves butts.
>>21360252unreal how much more feminine maxxine looks compared to sol
>>21357212Jobless and showerless, grim.
>>21360269As long as Maxxine doesn’t smile she’s attractive.
>>21360270As long as he keeps samefagging things will never change
>>21360266How did I not see this before? She really isn't all that different from the coomers on /pw/ kek
>>21360288She’s a full on gooner for Christian and dolph.
Lyra comes off as a girl whose anus smells fucking awful
>>21360282What a pathetic OP
>>21360296op knows all about that
Three in a row from me :)
>>21360266Sucks they were only on Raw together for a very short time
>>21360772BRAP
Just a reminder. Birb help boost the first episode of Main Event on Rumble.
>>21357212Lyra would be repulsed by the mere stench of you, how do you live with yourself?
>>21360780This is true
>>21360784i don't bother living life that's how
>>21360780Yup. He's melting down about it ITT. Kinda based ngl
>>21360791That's actually sad little man
>>21360791grim.
So I’m assuming he says something stupid and then he pretends it’s one of us and he insta samefags.
>>21360791It will sound ridiculous to you but showering and being cleanly helps mental health a lot more than you think. You should try it sometime
>>21360832Obviously, just no sell it.
>21360832>21360850autofellatio
Instant response.
Instant seethe
Too easy.
>>21360791STOP samefagging your threads all day and get a JOB. Hell just go outside. Literally anything will help you at this point op I promise you but you need to start taking the first steps now.
Getting your hourly bump in I see
>>21362390Two lovely girls
>>21362404Unlike yours where it takes 4-5 hours.
>>21362638You are obsessed with me aren't you
>>21362661You love this thread.
>>21362710Shower.
>>21362765Hit the weights
>>21362710He didn't deny it btw
>>21362794He loves us.
Hourly necrobump! Still haven't showered :)
>>21363041That's a cute one, thanks for sharing! Saving it.
>>21363049No problem :) Just don't ask me to shower!
>>21363065Well yeah joshi fans usually don’t.
>>21363041>Completely ignores the advice everyone tried to give him in the span of a few hoursngmi
>saving pics of Lyra to false flagWeWon.
>>21363100It's kind of cute that he says mean things about her because he has a crush, like a little schoolboy
>>21363100Btw he posted one that hasn't really been posted in here for a while I think, so he really has been slowly building his own Lyra folder :)
>>21363041We know you haven't little man
>Destroyed Ospreay>Destroyed Okada>Destroyed TonyThe real Brawling Birb
>>21363401Kek this is true.
>>21363401no lies detected
>>21363401Huh
>>21364341Miss Kairi
Iyo vs. Bayley vs. Sol vs. Lyrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GymQLgWD7x8
>>21365243KAYFABE
>>21365247Surely Bayley must have snuck up on Lyra again and she didn't notice
>>21365243Uh, explain the sign
>>21365243>Male Talent
ALOHA, BITCHES!
>>21365560Kek
>>21365560BASED
https://x.com/WrestleFeatures/status/2111521112148283737
>>21360241somebody said Breasts?
>>21366198Heaving
https://x.com/heelruca/status/2110557892805828764
I want everyone to know, I still like birb
>>21366591
pity bump
Oh boy
Here's another pity bump for the road ahead
6
shower
No five hundy?
>>21367975Bullseye.
I don't watch wrestling anymore.
>>21366522I need this expressive player in a match with Mayu soon. Can we email Rossy and ask him to work this out?
>>21369658I think there's no chance this year, Summer Destiny already happened
>>21370907Yeah I don't expect it this year. But I think they'd have such a good match, and especially now that she's basically an anime character, I think they'd love her there.
>>21371286Is she ok
That's what happens when you don't shower
>>21371375She and I had sex and until the room became too unbearably moist, humid and smelly to continue.
>>21371405You'd know a lot about not showering huh
>>21371405what if her bf likes it when her asshole stinks
>>21371863UNTIL THE FUCKING ROOM STINKS
>>21371914
>>21372018Preen
>>21372768Thighra Valkthighria
Lyra has officially outdrawn Ospreay v Okada by over 200k
>>21373063Seems like it was an easy thing to do.
>>21373063Oh you just know he's gonna lose it once he sees it
>https://x.com/MichaelSFNR1/status/2111830072608936303Kek, what a worker!
>>21373218She’s so based
>>21373218Kek, I haven't seen anyone do this before
>>21373218Kek that's a good bit
>>21373288I'm sorry Lyra, it's true. Ciampa tried to pin a pair of pants and then made the pants kick out. Ilja Dragunov will soon be wrestling the invisible man on PPV. You and Bayley have to save wrestling.
https://x.com/zelina_deol/status/2111681255444197617
House shows truly are NOT mistakes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGuETjYEhMQLyra vs Bayley in a Hawaiian Street Fight
>>21373786Dimeless match dimeless thread
>>21373786I’ve noticed a large amount of YouTube videos are incredibly FUCKING BRIGHT.
Why is OP obsessed with stinky assholes?
Good afternoon!
sybau OP answer the stinking question
Bump
>>21374038Because I smell like one :)
>>21374074You ain't ever beating the stinky NEET allegations
>>21374086Why would he? That’s your post.
>>21374096Huh
What losing to Main Event does to a mf
Huh indeed my bean boy friend.
>>21374074grim
>>21374106Grim
>>21374074>>21357212Some things never fucking change, eh?
>>21374106Some things never change
>21374106>21374128>21374143I'm thinking this is a same faggot? Can someone concur for me?
>>21374096You calling him out struck a nerve it seems
>>21374152NahThis is me though>>21374086>>21374074>>21374105
>>21374161Clocked and locked.
>>21374158>youThat's your post.
>>21374158Signed and delivered.
>>21374173Fried and dined.
>>21374161Based. This is also mine>>21374181>>21374173>>21374183
Idc who it's from but the variations of "that part" always crack me up.
>>21374188Trim that.
>>21374074Why do Main Event viewers smell like shit?
>>21374158Trine that.
>>21374200OP would know
>>21374217Well that's why I am asking him
>>21374185Bro you’re kidding. These are also mine!!>>21374217>>21374226
>>21374250Wow. Sliced that.
>>21374250Why are you talking to yourself
>>21374263Well that’s why I am asking him!!
>>21374263he does that a lot when he loses arguments
imagine the putrid stench of Birb's asshole after a long match
>>21374266He does that a lot when he stinks like Toyota Honda.
>>21374272Price that.
Brand new Toyota and Honda cars smell amazing so thanks for the compliment
>>21374281Price that.
*generates free entertainment and causes aewtists of questionable gender identity to lose xheir minds*
>>21374329I lied. This is three collisions
No one in this thread watches AEW
>>21374374Thank god.
>>21374376>Thank god.That's how I'm gonna react when you finally take a shower
>>21374391Yeah you stink bro.
>>21374400No, you.
>>21374416Reflection.
>>21374400Xhe doesn't realize that computers don't transmit smells and that xhe's stinking up xer own room.
>>21374427You just transmitted it. You transmogrified it.
>>21374427So you don't know?
>>21374667repugnant foids, Lyra gets it.
We like Tatum here.
Tatum was given a choice to work with Flair or Lyra and she picked Flair like the backstabbing foid whore she is nah fuck that bitch we do not like her
>weBack to this gimmick huh
>>21374667I miss when Tatum's tattoos weren't her entire body. Lyra is the last zoomer woman with no tattoos.
>>21374953She recently got new ones too. I personally don't really care honestly but I can see why it bothers others.
>>21375064Kek
>>21375064a bit anal full nelson coded, no?
>>21375290Look on her face says "I didn't agree to anal!"
>>21375064
>>21375447Kek
>>21375064Lucky Sol
>>21375639Ouch.
Pre birthday edition next?
>>21376049Sex with Birb edition
>>21376049Make a webm of her taking the table backstage
out of character cute birb
>>21376432Her bangs make her even more average looking(affectionately)
>>21376451Yeah she looks cute still but you'd almost look past her. Also based fan making respectful but confident physical contact.
>>21376432>wearing her fiancé's t-shirts while she's on the road We all deserve a woman like her
This thread is stinky, is OP no-selling the shower again?
>>21377334Just another day that ends in Y
>>21376057*Anal with Birb edition
When new bread
smelly-san is desperate to leave the thread he got btfo'd in kekdon't worry little guy new bread is coming soon
Expecting more Lyra on my TV tonight
>>21377542Backstage presumably
>>21377334like always
DOWN WITH BAYLEY
>>21377542Imagine if she pooped her by accident and it was white.
>>21377542Where'd you get that one from?
Lyra vs Lola tonight
>>21378929Bayley will interfere
Lyra's Bizarre Birbventure continues here:>>21379048>>21379048>>21379048>>21379048
