WE GOT HIM
Surely they will beat NXT now
>>21370051Cool man. Enjoy the two weeks of hype before everyone stops pretending to care
+1 rupee has been deposited into your google play account Saar
>>21370091This your new gimmick?
Based as fuck. So many good matchups to be had.
>>21370051where kairi?
>DADDY!!!!!!! DADDY I GOT ANOTHER ONE DADDY!!!!!!!!!
>>21370091>projecting
>>21370051Soon to be attempting to pin a pair of pants.
>>21370105With the hurt syndicate
Him vs ishii might create choppa phase 3
>>21370051That tattoo is so fucking bad
Can't wait to see him struggling to beat Mike Bailey and Pockets in some 20 minute bangerino on Collisison
>>21370141turn your monitor on Cody
>>21370101>So many good matchups to be had.
>>21370051Another fumble by the Paul le-vech
>>21370248>fumbleWill he get AEW a milly?
>>21370083I wish i could send tony a basket of fruit or dog assholes for taking these annoying niggers off my illegal wrestling entertainment stream.Here's hoping tony sacrifices them to vishnu or whatever demon his kind worships
Gonna be forgotten about in a month
>>21370051ANOTHER TOY!!!!!!
>>21370684but they're actively using Ciampa well, what's your point, or are you just a drooling inbred
>>21370051How long is he gonna be locked in Tony's toybox after the initial excitement wears off?
>>21370712>actively using Ciampa wellStop embarrassing yourself.
>>213707545 weeks.
Ilya is so based the only way I could ever see him getting booed for the maximum russia gimmick is if they did a show in Ukraine. And even then it’s not a sure thing. He’s got IT
>>21370850explain what's wrong with this
>>21370925I will not go down to your level of retardation. Figure it out yourself retard.
>>21370850so drooling inbred it is, thanks for confirming
>>21370924>Ilyahow do you spell his name wrong when it's in big giant fucking text in the OP image
>>21371019I may be retarded
WE GOT HIM!
>>21370925It's a parody of the fact that pro wrestling isn't a legitimate sport on a show that purports to be a legitimate pro wrestling promotion. A comedy act like Danhausen could make it work, but Ciampa looks like an overgrown child playing around in his bedroom. It undermines the sadistically driven title-obsessed egomaniac character he has portrayed beforehand. No one but overgrown children will pretend that this nonsense worked to generate interest in AEW. That is what is wrong with it.
>>21370956can u ask ur friends in discord or on twitch chat
>>21370051Ok, when's he going for the AEW championship? He doesn't deserve going through midcard hell. If they do that, that's another Tony fumble.
>>21371117>It's a parody of the fact that pro wrestling isn't a legitimate sport on a show that purports to be a legitimate pro wrestling promotionthis doesn't make any sense. it's showmanship, showmanship is in real life sports too and wrestling generally takes it to another level because it's fake..what the fuck is "legitimate pro wrestling" by the way lmao
>>21370051Good for him getting the big payday, terrified for his health in a promotion the encourages retardation and self harm, just don't die dragon
>>21371140He was a sicko even in wwe. Multiple 5 star matches
>>21370051Thank god this cringe spastic is off WWE
>>21371140>terrified for his health in a promotion the encourages retardation and self harm, just don't die dragonno you're not
>>21371150Enjoy your overcooked 45 year olds edrone
>>21371162Weren't you just celebrating the New Day going to AEW last month you hypocritical cocksucker?
>>21371146>>21371152He's excellent, one of my favorites, still don't understand why they let him go.. but you need to understand he WILL do something stupid, I once saw him at a house show use his own thumbnail to blade his forehead, for a fucking WWE house show, imagine the stupid shit he'll do on AEW PPV
Who else do we need to free from wwe prison? Is it just Gargano? KO and Zayn are old now so they missed their chance
>>21371138Legitimate pro wrestling upholds the illusion that what is being presented is a real competition for the sake of entertainment. Don't pretend like I just taught you something.And "showmanship" is such a broad and ambiguous term that it can be applied to virtually anything in the context of an event involving spectators. Except, of course, fucking around in a wrestling ring like you're engaged in a physical struggle with a pair of pants.... there's no showmanship in that.
>>21371174And his wife
>>21371169You lost three huge stars that fast?
>>21371162>Soon to be AEW Champion
>>21371162I believe Sheamus is closer to 50
>>21371200Don’t want him. His tv age is too high and he has no personality
>>21371176>Legitimate pro wrestling upholds the illusion that what is being presented is a real competition for the sake of entertainment.how old are you? aren't you too old to be on 4chan? you must be 60+.
>>21371194>three huge starsWho?
>>21371224said the anon defending the view championed by 65 year old Vince Russo
>>21371162Cope is literally going to be a champion by next year
>>21370081>>21370083>>21370091>E-drones seethin' that's what I was hoping for when I clicked on the thread
>>21371194But enough about PAC, the Butcher, and Stink Jr
>>21370850I popped big for this
>>21371257>seetheCome back in a month and tell me I wasn't dead on with this >>21370083Remember MCMG too? Kek no you don't. No one does. They still haven't even wrestled on Dynamite
>>21371250Yeah for like one month and then he retires, and gets replaced by a 30 year old. Seff Roman and Cody still have 5 years left in them
>>21371261it's good to know that no one likes you IRL just like no one likes you here
>>21371267>Remember MCMG too? Kek no you don't. No one does. They still haven't even wrestled on DynamiteThey just wrestled tonight on PPV you retarded faggot.
>>21371257>I thought about people I don't like before I encountered themRent free.
>>21371280No one watched that shit PPV
>>21371280>on PPVThey wrestled on the preshow KEK. And that still isn't Dynamite you illiterate dumbfuck
>>21371280you think that people on here watch wrestling? they're all 40+ nostalgia fags who want to talk about the undertaker and stone cold
>>21371341At this point, that crowd is 60+
Shame to see. I remember his match against Walter/Gunther at NXT UK. I thought "man both of these guys have an insanely bright future!" Was only half-right. You dropped the ball on this one Noseman.
>>21371341>you think that people on here watch wrestling?You clearly don't because then you'd know what he's saying isn't even true. This anon >>21371310 nailed it
>>21371019He was thinking of a different Illya.
>>21371399Fuck you’re right. I played that game last month lmao
Another 5'10 cruiserweight.
>>21370574based as fuck
>>21370051>WESee a psychiatrist.
>>21370051Whoa another ex WWE guy
>>21370083Thank you Tony for getting these shitters out of WWE hopefully Big E does something retarded and follows them
>>21371399Now i want Dragunov kissing a darker skinned Dragunov
>>21370051Holy shit, WWE is finished now. Ilja will be bigger than The Rock and John Cena. He is a global superstar.
>>21370051Just one more ex fed toy daddy and the show will be good just one more
>>21372135Tony is still pissed he didn't get his Goldberg toy. >"Daddy is mean! Bad daddy!"
The only succesful exWWE guys in Lil Bro Fed re the ones who didn't want to be in WWE anymore like Moxley and Jeribloat. Everyone else just failed or are huge retarded worthless self-marks.
Jesus fucking christ. I thought it was a joke that his entrance theme is Red Alert 3 Soviet theme but apparently it really is. What the fuck man?
>>21372701That’s how he is
>>21370051Didn't want New DayOr Keithly, Black, Edge, Champo, Hurt Business, Cole, Cool Kyle, Robby, Fish...in fact the only Exfed guys I wanted were Mox, Jericho, Danielson and Christian.Sure as shit didn't want Ilja. He looks like he's going to be one of the Exfed guys that has an attitude.
>>21370083They're in their 40s and putting over guys in their 30s. That's the prime use for these shitters.
>>21372701What’s the problem anon
Which of /ourguys/ will TK feed to him first? Got a sneaking suspicion that Darbs will be dropping the TNT title to him at Full Gear.
>>213710502021-2022 was mental man.>Okay so we just got done beating NXT>You know what we should do?>Let's hire everyone from NXT, the same NXT which people actively chose not to watch over our show, and we'll put them in the main event scene
>>21370051i could never take this dude seriously irl. i wish it was anytime prior to, 2000. everyone guy would be testing these manlets
>>21372739Wasn’t the same nxt. AEW beat shitty rainbow NXT, then hired all the ppl from based black and gold NXT.
>>21371288millions of people worldwide did, E-swine>>21371310>They wrestled on the preshow the match ended on PPV, which means they wrestled on PPV, you fat fucking retard
>>21372701Based Red Menace gimmick.
>>21370051Funny how everything AEW touches turns to gold while everything WWE touches turns to slop
>>21372747NXT2.0 was mid 2021 to mid 2022. AEW was beating the weird NXT B&G revival with Keithly, Balor, Cole and Kross as the "top draws"
>>21370091Kek acting like AEW isn't the Amerikike tranny fed for circumcised faggots.
>>21370051Congrats maybe another ex-WWE will help you beat Main Event.
>>21370574This popped me bigly
>>21372701That's what he used before WWE. Me fursonally I would've changed to Hell March (any)
>>21372760>the match ended on PPV, which means they wrestled on PPVIt was a preshow match. It began on the preshow. It was promoted for the preshow. It will go down in history as being part of the preshow. Check wikipedia, check cagematch. It was a preshow match. This shitty promotional tactic from Tony doesn't work and just serves as example #812 of how he cannot hit his times
>>21372934How many minutes did they wrestle on the actual ppv broadcast? Was it 0 or more than 0?
Who's in TKs ear asking him to hire these shitters? No one in the history of wrestling has ever tuned in to see Ilja Dragonov. And that's not even getting in to his other questionable decisions the last 3 years.
>>21372990
>>21372999>Who's in TKs ear asking him to hire these shitters?TK. Anon what? Tony's wanted every WWE toy he can buy since the start of AEW
>>21372990>>21373037
>>21372736KOR 100% going to be one of his first matches
>>21373037Show me the ending to this match on the YouTube broadcast of the buy in bro
On behalf of the sickos we don't fucking want him
>>21370051i thought that was a poorly fan made graphicwhy an euro trash with ugly big neck tattoo, unkept beard and bad haircut is using a nice suit? just to copy cody?
>>21371267MCMG got lost in Tony's Toybox after he signed New Day right after them.
>>21373285Show me the start to this match on the ppv broadcast bro
>>21371268>Yeah for like one monthI accept your concession
>>21373369Learn English before you criticize next time, Randeep