Finally, EXACTLY what AEW needed, another 5'5" midget wearing a diaper, with zero charisma, who's entire character is how badass and good at wrestling he isThey really had a shortage of those
>>21372824Within a year he's going to be wrestling a pair of pants just like Ciampa
Hell yeah brother we only like dude wipes approved talent heree
>>21372824Johnny Gargano is in the main event
>>21372824He was never the same after getting hurt and coming back with a gaudy knee brace and a dimeless neck tattoo.
>>21372824Could be far worse. The actual marker of dimelessness is when you're one of those guys and Tony passes on hiring you
>>21372824not samoan enough for ya?
>>21373544Honestly surprised this game changed never showed up for a title match with Okada on PPV never to be seen outside of ROH afterwards, he looks custom made for it
>>21372824I wonder how long Tony's interest in this toy will last.
>>21373544Finner Man, what’s become of you?
>>21372824He looks like he'll be one of those Exfed guys that refuses to job
>>21372824wow another wwe firee
Why do smarks praise literally every shitter? I was a smark back in the day too. I thought punk and bryan were good. Im not going to pretend mustaffa ali and ilja dragonuv who have never done fucking anything are good
If there's a guy that could actually do something in gayEW it's him, gonna fit in with the midgets sure BUT he's a much better in-ring storyteller than any of them, he's hungry, and not just for a cushy job doing goofy indie shit. He looks like somebody compared to the rest of the crew, almost like a star even with the neck tattoo, has some measure of class and is an actual professional who isn't stupidly recklessEven with shitty booking he might be one of the very few who could raise his profile a bit in gayEWI think he's legit great in the ring and I think WWE could have done much more with him if he had better direction for promo/character work, it was almost there but not quite. Great run with the US belt when the show was in the shitter, should never have been made to drop it to melo, this was nonsense. Wish this based little nigga all the best really
>>21372824employing a russian while russian invasion of ukraine continues, evil company...
>>21372824Tony Con needed another dimeless stooge to pass the belt to since he ran out of them. Was supposed to be Stink Poonior, but we saw how that went LOL.
>>21373614You are low IQ.
>>21372824His neck tattoo ruined all of his aura
>>21372899>Cawdy>Ilja>DominikWhy does every wrestler who gets a neck tattoo fumbles and becomes shit?
>>21373632Uhh it's actually wholesome hecking chungus because he grew up in Germany as a poor immigrant
>>21374033He's still Russian, which probably makes him a KGB spy. Tony Khan is evil, and AEW is likely funded by the Kremlin.
GAMECHANGER
>>21373618>The aristocratic Russian dwarf with the gremlin face who flitted his limp wrists around like a maestro conducting recorded classical music is basically Austin pre-Stone Cold
How long until he starts wrestling in trios matches?
Take it to the choir
>>21372830Like Ciampa wasn't taking invisible grenades and fighting clothes way before AEW.
>>21372824His tattoo looks like a neckbeard.
