>After months of Qabalistic meditation, I have succeeded in rising on the planes enough to commune directly with the Dark Lord on one astrologically malefic night.>He says we're going to have a six-month feud exploring the lingering effects of depression and how people trying to recover from it are often re-victimized because they're held personally responsible for not having their lives in perfect order, reinforcing anti-social tendencies and feelings of alienation.>The culmination of this feud? You're booked to go over me, so I quit the fed and add a section to my Book of Lore(tm) explaining how I conquered a non-copyright infringing derivative of your character because you were just a figment of my fractured psyche. You'll go on to job to Gunther in a non-title match on a throwaway PLE in Indiana.THY WILL BE DONE
These were funny for about 2 days before you guys overdid it
>>21373390Hey, Tommy Dark, Tommy ends, Tom Thumb or whatever you call yourself now.Career not going as planned, huh?
>>21373390aw dude
>>21373361kek
>>21373371Rare Buddy win.
>>21373390that's been /pw/ for the last 3 years anon
>>21373361This meme was always funny and you guys never overdid it
>>21373361Just put the fries in bag Tommy, other customers are waiting
>>21373550Common
>>21373578And folks
>>21373390Are you new here?
>>21373390>*Rolls through the ropes and sits cross legged in your path*>These were funny for about 2 days before you guys overdid it
>>21373957You tell me
>>21373361He worships Lucifer because Lucifer was the first self mark.
>>21374044So u dont know
>>21374051Gosh,when you out it like that, this Lucifer guy doesn't seem so cool
>>21373390you've probably been posting 92 stuff for like 10 years shut up fag lmao
>*sits crossed legged on the Dude Wipes logo*>darkness!
>>21374051Fans only got behind him because they were sick of jesuswinslol, and they needed new blood in the main-event scene. Most smarks now accept that he was booked well, and he was just a crybaby because Moses vs. Pharaoh got to main-event over Satan vs. Job(ber).
>>21374317Kek never change /pw/
>>21374051>Tries to big league the top guy and head booker>Gets kicked out to the outlaw mud shows>Seethes about it forever
>>21374317>Booked "well".Lol Lucifers mid carder career ended here when main event Jesus no sold his finisher (temptation driver) and then threw him off the top of the mountain mountain, effectively burying him.
>>21374543For someone who's calling others self-marks, you sure are a mark. Lucifer may not have been the guy, but he made a career by being the guy who works with the guy, and if you ever got ya fat ass out of the audience and into the lockerroom, you'd understand that that's a respectable place to be. Obviously Lucifer was going to put over newly debuting talent that management was hotshotting into the big leagues. He might've had an ego, but he knew money when he saw it, and had no problem doing business.
>>21374145Never
>>21373390Sorry for your anhedonia.
>>21374178Why doesn't he sit pentagram legged? Is he just a poser?
>>21375770I don't know how one could sit "pentagram legged" you need bit more joints for that than what humans got
>>21375777He's dutch, he should have enough joints.
>>21375788Dutch people have more joints? How long have they been keeping this secret?
>>21373361SATANA
>>21375983Since the dawn of time, they are lizard people
>>21376003vade retro undercardas
nothing you guys can come up with will ever be as funny as the real thing
>>21376011>Let's get one thing straight: I'm not
>>21376011What chapter of the lore book is this from?
>>21373361BREAKING NEWS: TOMMY ENDS HIMSELF >Headline coming soon.
>>21376107The Book of (no) Job.
>>21376011Ain't no way this is real. Looks like something an edgy high schooler would write from the early 2000s.
>>21376767Nah man,this is what an emo english major would write on myspace
>>21376222kek
>>21376767>>21376821It doesn't even look like that. It looks like someone trying to imitate a cringy edgelord.
>>21376011>We live in a society. I was born in the shadowy heart of Amsterdam *evil Dutch laughter* My father was a chartered financial adviser *wolves howling* My parents bestowed upon me a name, that name...was Tom *lightning strikes* I carry the weight of their sins upon my soul. Jaywalking, tax avoidance, that one time my mom yelled at the Pizza Hut driver for showing up 10 minutes late with our wagonwheel Margherita meal deal. All of these terrors have I endured and they only made me stronger. I have trained in the dark arts of Magic the Gathering. I have cried tears of blood upon the soul of George Floyd. Fuck normies, fuck jannies and fuck grandma for making me go to church when I was 12.
>>21381328Topkek
>>21381328hahaha
>>21381328>Fuck normies, fuck jannies/Our cringelord/?
>>21373361>After months of Qabalistic meditation, I have succeeded in rising on the planes enough to commune directly with the Dark Lord on one astrologically malefic night.That would actually involve delving into the Klippothic realms, as rising on the planes brings you to unity with the Godhead beyond the Abyss.
>>21374051Holy kek that's apt af
>>21374051>>21383498Nah. Picrel was.This fucker created the flawed world you see around you. Most know him as "God" because he claims to be (and thinks he is), but the real God is beyond him.Lucifer ("The Morning Star" - aka Jesus Revelation 22:16) came to point us to the true God (who is not the God of the Old Testament) and was killed by the God of this world (Yaldabaoth - Satan) for doing so.He was the first self mark and he's suckered most into being marks for him as well. True salvation lies within, not without.
