TIMELESS TONI STORM SOON BROS
Shes my loving gf (in ai roleplays)
>>21374711She’ll return with Buddy.
Yawn
>>21374739u good?
>>21374711Did she miscarry? What's on the tape?
>>21374745He's probably tired of Toni's same old tired ass gimmick.
>>2137478Doubt Manthony Storm would be pregnant
>>21374790u good?
>>21374711Probably something to keep the who attacked her angle going while she's out
>>21374783Was it even confirmed she's pregnant?
>>21374745>>21374797u good?
>>21374803She is. They said she wasn't out for any bad reason and that she isn't injured and that she'll be out for a long time. There's really only acceptable reason for her to completely disappear the way she has that would fit those qualifications. People also creepily stalked her instagram and saw she started following a bunch of maternity accounts>>21374798It's likely this. Something that lets them keep that going while she's still absent
>>21374711>3 hours>still no recordingJUST POST IT ALREADY, YOU FAT BITCH
>>21374803if you were Juice wouldn't you put a baby in that ASAP?
>>21374798The fact that it's a cassette tape and only audio gives a built-in excuse for it not to have to show her while she's pregnant too
>>21374803some mark on twitter said they met toni's mom and her mom said she is pregnant
>>21374711>not one single person that attended the show yesterday brought this up>Host | Interviewer | Podcaster in the bioSo this is bought media.On the plus side: I really miss Toni so this is good to hear.
today/tomorrow (depending on where you are in the world) is toni's birthday
>>21374827>So this is bought media.Noticed that too. Someone even asked her where she got it and said it was passed out to media. Apparently there are 5 different tapes. So Tony's using the media once again to report favorably for him kek. Would be really funny if any one of the five just don't entertain it
>>21374831Finna shoot a timeless loadola
>>21374838>So Tony's using the media once again to report favorably for him kek.Get a life, subhuman.
>>21374811u good?
Update Renee is the narrator She says the following: since March 18,2026 no one has seen or heard from ToniSo last Wednesday, a package arrived at the AEW office in Jacksonville, Florida Brown paper package tied up with string, no return address, inside 5 analog cassettesThe cassettes are from an indeterminate past, meticulously labeledIt was long rumored had Toni had a recording device inside her purse She recorded every conversation, meeting and moment and now the rumors are tire These are the Toni Storm Tapes
>>21374711Too fat for WWE.
>>21374853Get a profit, Tony.
>>21374927So it's just going to be different tapes to set up a handful of potential names who took her out. Clever way to get that material out there in terms of the medium used. Like another anon mentioned it works within the context and it also lets her contribute without being on camera while she's out prego. Weird/greasy to put them into the hands of wrestling ""journalists"" though. They could have just done some viral campaign ala the Wyatt stuff so fans could directly enjoy it themselves
>>21374927there is a mystery a foot gang
1st tape is labeled mundanities, inside into the every day of the timeless one Opening track is named: Morning mantra Someone is yawning to start, they say “there it is”Rustling heard and “there she is” Toni says I look like a dried apple carvingShe clears her throat “Okay let’s begin, I am capable, strong and ready to make the day my mistress” “Today is choose misery, conflict and hostility in all that I do. I exude fragility, pettiness and an unfillable void to everyone I see. I have no control or responsibility for my thoughts, emotions and actions and I have everything I need and nothing I want.”“I face the day with resentment and scorn. My mind is a mess, my heart is in shambles and my body is barely holding it together like an overstuff garbage bag but damn it, I am timeless.” She spits, “okay let’s start the day.” Renee returns, the next track is titled “talking to Chauncey? (Not sure on the spelling) Toni’s conversations with her 12 yr old cocker Spaniel”Toni says “Oh Chauncey, that’s a good boy. Chauncey!” Toni is playing with the dog. She says/whispers “take a chance on Chauncey” (twice) “what a beautiful boy” “Now you Listen to me, I own you, I created you and I can end you, you’re nothing without me.”“You worship the ground I walk on or I’ll make your life a living hell, when company comes over, they came to see me, not you. It’s not a time for your little tricks or performances, it’s not amateur hour with Chauncey, it’s my time, you’ll greet them and wait until I make a witty remark.”
>>21374978“And then Luther will escort you down to the basement to eat your ruffage (spelling?) otherwise you have one job and one job only to f**k, you’re a humping machine and I want you to scour this damn neighborhood and make love to anything that moves.”
>>21374978What the fuck. What's Chauncy got so much heat for?
>>21374994>otherwise you [a dog] have one job and one job only to f**k, you’re a humping machineAre these the Toni tapes or the Tony tapes?
>>21374994
>>21375100
>>21375103cringe
has it been 9 months already?
>>213751217ish I think? Was Revolting in March or April?
>>21375135*Revolution
I hope she has big pregger tits now
>>21374978twin peaks vibes
>>21374734>buddy has been out so long someone conceived and had a kid and the kid grew up and graduated high school and finished college and now has kids of their own and buddy is still injured
>>21375103>come on, man, lick my ass, we're making a movie...Sounds like my kinda movie desu.
>>21375161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCn3LYqCnrkKINO
>>21375195I'll be taking this role sorry brother
https://archive.org/details/wwf-diesel-audio-biography
>>21375471I enjoyed listening to this unironically, the '90s were so kino.
>>21375485There's a Shawn one also :https://archive.org/services/img/wwf-shawn-audio-biography
Tape released: https://youtu.be/wsDyms9vwYc?si=uRepAjOSxBE63Eju&t=58
>>21376482>Astrid AsksFucking who? THIS is who Tony has to rely on to get his media out there? Lmfaooooooo
>>21374922I'm trans, don't know if that counts.
>>21376482This is what AEW fans look like?
>>21376482So this kinda sucked. There's nothing interesting on it. It's just random skits and references
>>21374711If they had her show up out of nowhere for her return and do a lights out pop up appearance in the ring it probably would have been one of the biggest pops in AEW's history. Now they've already watered it down and put an expectation in people's minds that she's on her way back. Tony can't not fumble
>>21374803She had an abortion and needed time to recover
Would not hold my breath if I were you. She has a serious lower lumbar injury. Not pregnant. The dirt sheets have conveniently ignored this situation because Wil Washington feeds them much of their content and they can't afford to kill the golden goose.
>>21376531This is what WWE fans look like?
>>21374803No
>>21377417This is completely made up by the way. Nowhere reputable has it ever been disclosed that she's injured. In fact only the contrary>>21374819>They said she wasn't out for any bad reason and that she isn't injured and that she'll be out for a long time. There's really only acceptable reason for her to completely disappear the way she has that would fit those qualifications. People also creepily stalked her instagram and saw she started following a bunch of maternity accountsThis however is all trueThere's a weird number of people in denial over the idea that she's having a kid and it's really fucking creepy. She wasn't going to fuck any of you
>>21374978>CHAUNCEY
