/pw/ - I have traversed the astral realms, where veiled i - Professional Wrestling

Anonymous

10/19/26(Mon)07:54:53 No.21376006

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Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)07:54:53 No.21376006 Archived

I have traversed the astral realms, where veiled in midnight’s spectral hue, I spake with gods of elder days, whose names the mortal world once knew.

And lo, I feel the fateful hand of Providence descend on me; from Progress Wrestling I shall be cast, as doom decrees, irrevocably.

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)07:56:50 No.21376013

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)07:56:50 No.21376013

>>21376006
>And lo,
it's Iyo now

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)07:56:56 No.21376015

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)07:56:56 No.21376015

>>21376006
fucking kek
who knew a /x/ pseud gimmick would get over in rasslin

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)07:58:24 No.21376021

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)07:58:24 No.21376021

>>21376006
>I've got an idea for a match Damo, I face off with your top babyface and squash him in 3 minutes, as I am empowered by Lucifer

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)08:01:39 No.21376025

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)08:01:39 No.21376025

>>21376015
It's not over though

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)08:02:06 No.21376027

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)08:02:06 No.21376027

>>21376006
>Thanks for having me on your show
>Okay I'm going to need to go over, and my opponent will need to read my lore document or I might not get over
>...what do you mean you're cancelling the booking??

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)08:03:49 No.21376030

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)08:03:49 No.21376030

extra points for spake

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)08:32:45 No.21376090

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)08:32:45 No.21376090

>>21376006
Darknigga like Ultimate Warrior with his promos. If Ultimate Warrior was an Ozempic-loving bookcuck turbofaggot

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)08:35:02 No.21376091

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)08:35:02 No.21376091

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>>21376025
With us it is. And that's all that matters in this dying industry.