>Wrestling? Isn't that the stuff that's fake and gay?
>>21438265Oh so this is fake and gay?*tombstones her through the fuckin table*
>>21438265Don't remember starting a conversation with this foid.
>>21438265My new zoomer gf loves wrestling thoughbeitShe’s a mark for the attitude era divas
>>21438265>shut the fuck up bitch
>>21438265
>>21438265Women love it when you do wrestling moves on them though.If you can't lift your girl up for a fucking scoop slam, fireman's carry or a powerbomb she's either too fat, or you're too weak.
>>21438265Nah you are thinking of AEW, the fake and gay wrestling fed.
>>21438265I slam her face into the plate and put wasabi in her eyes. “WAS THAT FAKE YOU FUCKING BITCH?”
>>21438265Nope, it's all real.>*procede to put her in a front chin lock*
>>21438265Spotted right away this was the chick from Marble Hornets with blonde hair.
>>21438387My power move with a woman is to transition from her riding to mish by picking her up and gently laying her down, all without exiting. Gets them every time.If you don't lift, start. The benefits are well worth it.
>>21438265Why the fuck are you bringing up wrestling? I said I'm going to do things to you that tomorrow you are going to call out and be resting.
>>21438466The fuck is marbel hornets?
>>21438475it's a post-unc thing
>>21438478>2009>post unc thinglmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>sushi with coke>"So is this restaurant."
>>21438475Slenderman webseries or ARG if memory serves
>>21438480>quoting then quoting
>>21438479Nobody who uses Tiktok has any idea what Something Awful is.If you say someone was an "SA goon" to modern audiences, you are telling them something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT to what you think you are telling them...
>>21438487Why the fuck you bringing up tiktok and sa?
>>21438501NTA but try to follow along.First dude said it was the chick from Marble Hornets. Then someone asked what Marble Hornets is.Marble Hornets was based off of Slenderman, who was first introduced on SA several days prior.
>>21438506Did you miss the post that said it was post unc? Maybe you should follow along.
>>21438511If the Attitude Era is for uncs, then Marble Hornets/SA are post-unc due to being later but not a full generation later.That's the joke.
You want something that makes them regret asking without making you look defensive.My favorite:"Of course. Do you know movies are scripted, too? Doesn't stop me from enjoying a good story."A few alternatives depending on how confrontational you want to be:Intellectual:"Fake is an interesting way of describing a form of live performance where the outcome is predetermined but the physical risks are very real."Condescending:"Yes. I also know restaurants don't actually hunt and kill the food in the kitchen."Flirty:"Of course. But I was hoping you'd be more interested in what I enjoy than in testing me."Devastatingly casual:"Yeah. Do you know what a work is?"The wrestling purist:"The outcome is predetermined. The athleticism, injuries, storytelling and crowd reactions aren't. But I suppose that distinction requires some thought."My vote is the movie comparison. It's short, confident, and doesn't turn your date into a wrestling convention.
>>21438265>*Give her a BBC DriverIS THAT FAKE BITCH
