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LIVE FROM THE BEAUTIFUL CITY OF RIYADH, IT'S CROWN JEWEL 2026


Roman Reigns vs. Sami Zayn | WWE Crown Jewel 2026 Hype Package
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZ_ZQ5SmHo

Countdown to WWE Crown Jewel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WmmqjItEmg

>World Tag Team Championship: The Vision (Bron Breakker and Austin Theory) (c) vs Penta and Je'Von Evans
>Last Man Standing match: Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
>WWE Women's Crown Jewel Championship: Liv Morgan (Raw's Women's World Champion) vs Chelsea Green
>WWE Crown Jewel Championship: Roman Reigns vs Sami Zayn
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>>21456727
>Start times
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>>21456729
>10:30 pm
shan't be watching but will keep up to see if they get attacked kek
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>starting the gamethread a full day before the event to artificially inflate the game thread count

It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
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>>21456742
>inflate the game thread count
and what would that achieve?
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>>21456742
The show is in a few hours retard
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>>21456730
Good afternoon saar
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If nothing happened to the talent in the airport, nothing is gonna happen in the show itself.
I'd be more worried about something happening after the show.
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>>21456730
Fucking jeet piece of shit
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>>21456756
it's evening
>>21456779
ya finna cry dronie?
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>>21456780
Ya finna bathe smelly?
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>gets zutted
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>>21456730
They sold like Ziggler in the 2010s for this one
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I will keep a tab open with an illegal stream just in case they get bombed lmao
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>>21456814
Same
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It's Riyadh Season baby
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>World Tag Team Championship: The Vision (Bron Breakker and Austin Theory) (c) vs Penta and Je'Von Evans
Vision Wins
>Last Man Standing match: Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
Cody Wins
>WWE Women's Crown Jewel Championship: Liv Morgan (Raw's Women's World Champion) vs Chelsea Green
Chelsea Wins
>WWE Crown Jewel Championship: Roman Reigns vs Sami Zayn
Sami Wins

Nice card
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>>21456814
Considering the same
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Tiff is cashing in on Chelsea.
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>>21456729
GOD I HATE DAYTIME SAVINGS
FUCK TRUMP, BEN FRANKLIN AND BOTH PARTIES FOR SHOVING THIS SHIT

If you work with Logistics, this shit is a pain in the ass
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>>21456888
Why would she
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>>21456729
>Vancouver
wtf are you thinking?
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>>21456899
So she doesn't have to worry about Roxanne and Raquel stopping her.
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Hey guys! I might have time to post my moms breakfast!
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To determine what may happen, let’s ask: who are these matches “about”?

>World Tag Team Championship: The Vision (Bron Breakker and Austin Theory) (c) vs Penta and Je'Von Evans

This match certainly isn’t about Penta. He’s already got the briefcase. There’s no cashing in here. This story is just him being a babyface by helping JeVon.

There’s also no reason to believe THIS match will be about Austin Theory. At some point, I do hope they give the TheoryMaxxing duo a real singles-division midcard shot (instead of being buried as jobbers in the heel stable), but I don’t think tonight is “about” that coming out party.

This match is “about” the feud between Breakker and JeVon…but even further— this match is about why the fuck is Bron Breakker feuding with Jevon in a tag match in the first place when he should be at the top of the card winning titles as the future of the business.

I think Bron being “angry over his demotion and using it to fuel his rage-turn into an utter monster” is still the primary driver of what this match is “about.” It’s what all Bron Breakker appearances are about now (which is good, imo).

I expect this match will further that mental Breakkerdown, so to speak. Maybe it’s because Bron smashes everyone in dominant fashion and wins. Maybe it’s because JeVon pins him and they lose. Winning or losing this match really doesn’t matter. It’s whichever outcome best drives Bron deeper into his raging monster phase.

>What I’d Do
JeVon pins Breakker for the win. Bron flies off the handle and annihilates everyone after the match (including Theory). If Sneed and Logan travelled to Saudi, I’d have them rundown and try to stop him. Then he shoves them too. Nothing too crazy (tho I suppose that would be cool to see Bron take out the entire Vision himself. That could work too.)

The point, though, would be to introduce tension and division inside The Vision so they can start Breakking Bron away from it.
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>>21456727
WWE presents: Blood and Guts Saudi Arabia
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shan't be watching
shall be hanging out itt playing both sides
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>>21456727
I’ll be watching but I only care about Reigns v Zayn
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>Last Man Standing match: Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton

This match is obviously about Cody, whether he has what it takes to “kill the legend killer,” and what that means if he does.

In classic pro-wrestling fashion, it makes sense to have Randy cut a passionate promo like his most recent one (where he says he loves wrestling and will do this forever even if doctors have to turn him into Robocop) —only to have him immediately retire after this match because of what Cody does to him.

Thing is, tho, I don’t feel like they’ve properly built to that yet. Yes, they had Cody punt Corbin, but it was kinda botched at the end of a random Smackdown and they haven’t really talked much about it since lol.

I actually think the Cody heel turn build has stalled lately. They’re not doing the sorts of things with Cody that you’d expect if they were about to complicate his character. For example, having him come out as the good guy first invitee of the John Cena Classic was a wholesome moment. Having him on commentary at NXT about the Dusty Tag thing was wholesome. They don’t seem to be “building up” Cody’s motivation for a major character change. They WERE. But they seem to have paused it?

Eventually, this feud needs to end with Cody punting Randy into retirement, and that being the hard launch for the “new Cody” character. But I don’t think they’re there yet.

>What I’d Do
I’d have Randy win to get the Cody spiral back on track. We’ll obviously get the moment where Randy is on his knees and Cody has to decide whether to punt him. I’d have him fail again. Something where Cody realizes he doesn’t have what it takes. It sends him deeper into his self-doubt and only Heyman can pull him out (which I hope is where this is going). As I said, eventually Cody will punt Randy and retire him. That’s where this ends. I suppose it could happen tonight. But I’d keep building it.
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>>21456975
>>21457042
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>>21456936
I didn't follow the build much, is there a stipulation that they aren't supposed to be there or something? Cause if that's the reason, then she should cash in on Liv lmao
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Zero way there are any japs are staying up to watch this shit.
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>>21457053
And that’s a good thing!
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>>21456727
>sami and romanetty are champs
jesus christ can't remember the last time i even put on a ppv in the bg
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>>21456727
So muslim wins to stop them trying to bomb the WWE?
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>WWE Women's Crown Jewel Championship: Liv Morgan (Raw's Women's World Champion) vs Chelsea Green

The women’s division is a mess, and there’s not clear what this match is really “about.”

It COULD have been about Chelsea wanting to establish herself as a real champion by beating someone formidable like Liv, but that’s not what they’ve been building. Presumably because they don’t see Chelsea as a real champion either and don’t want to spend time on it lol.

Maybe that’s Smackdown’s fault more than Chelsea’s fault, but they haven’t put her in positions to shine since winning the belt. Hell, they even let Roxanne pin her a couple weeks ago lmao.

Instead, this whole Chelsea run has really been “about” Tiffany. I don’t know if Tiffy travelled to Saudi, but this whole storyline is really about her.

They haven’t been doing anything LATELY to build divisive tension inside the Judgement Day. So I wouldn’t expect Roxanne to come out and screw Liv over. I mean, it could happen, but that’d be in the “out of nowhere” shock/surprise category.

It doesn’t do anything for either of them for Liv to beat Chelsea clean. So that won’t happen.


>What I’d Do
Sometime during the match, Tiffy runs out with the briefcase. We assume she wants to cash-in on Liv, but she cashes in on Chelsea instead. Tiffy wins the Unversal title, then in the chaos, pins Liv to win the Crown Jewel title (Cole wonders whether she can do that). Somehow, the segment ends with Tiffy holding up all 3 belts at the same time because why the fuck not lol
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>>21456727
What happened to Balor vs Gunther?
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>>21457125
Danhausen electrocuted Gunther too hard.
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>>21457125
>letting a shoot faggot go to the land of executing gays

bad idea
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>>21457133
Good thing you've stayed home, as always
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ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
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>>21456727
Let's be honest. No one is watching this for the wrestling. We're all watching with morbid curiosity
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For the most part I was completely indifferent to the "everyone's gonna die" fear mongering but the commentators not being there is just pathetic
What a bunch of cowards
How do you even come back to work on Monday and look the wrestlers who went there in the eyes like fuck you lmao

And zero matches I care about holy shit
All the guys I like have been jobbing or MIA since MitB, Penta is in tag slop, Bron is in tag slop, what the fuck are Jevon and theory even doing here, Bron/Penta is right fucking there, what a bunch of retards, fuck you lmao
Shall skip the mandatory Ibn-Sami Al-Z'ayn victory, I have better things to do than watch goatfuckers get their hometown pops
What the fuck man, this event is a true absolute fucking stinker, WWE right back in the creative shitter they had reached around mania, but with even more Muslim dickriding, fuck you lmao
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>>21457133
I thought Gunther had a wife
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>>21456729
Shit start time. Right at noon on a Saturday in the fall when the weather is nice. I got other plans at that time I'll have to watch it in replay later.
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>>21457172
Yeah an indian wife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WmmqjItEmg

do people really watch countdown?
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>>21457172
balor is a shoot faggot
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>>21457180
He’s zesty.
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>WWE Crown Jewel Championship: Roman Reigns vs Sami Zayn

The build to this match seems like they’re trying to make it “about” Sami. And Sami being disrespected and underestimated by Roman, and everyone.

To his credit, Sami has been cutting solid promos during this build, but the “I’m disrespected” motivation is pretty boring stuff.

They tried to make it “personal” with the honorary uce references, but I dunno. This match mostly seems like it’s happening because Roman is the big star, Sami is a Muslim, and the show is in Saudi.

I hate to be that cynical, but it’s hard for me to overlook the fact that Sami is an open Muslim and this is in Saudi. This is a business, and if I’m planning the booking a year ahead, I’m gonna consider that.

And as for what that does to the match, I mean, it’s like when Punk is in Chicago or Cena is in Boston. True, Sami did get pummeled by Drew at the Rumble in Saudi. But since then, he won his first title in Saudi and he won his 2nd title on the fucking 25th anniversary of 9/11. It’s REALLY tempting to imagine they’d book Sami to beat Roman because Crown Jewel is the only PLE where it’s considered “safe” to have your unbeatable champion lose.

Ironically tho, I don’t think it “does much” for Sami to win. I mean, is he suddenly going to be respected for beating Roman? I don’t think so. And if you do have Sami beat Roman, then you REALLY have to stick with Sami at the top for a lot longer. Do they want to do that? Ugh…

>What I’d Do
I think it’s better to have Roman win and let this be the start of Sami “realizing the error of his hubris” and turning back face in time for Sami to join WarGames in the Bloodline 946 feud. There’s no set limit on how many people can be in WarGames. Could be 5 on 5 or 6 on 6. Or if they really wanted to twist it, Sami could actually join 946 and be an Honorary Deuce this time lol. (As in gangbangers throwing up the “peace/deuce” sign).
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I would just swerve the fuck out of everyone and have Penta cash in and pin Roman. Thats the only way Roman is losing the title or losing at all and they can keep it up with Sami like that
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holy kino

https://youtu.be/7FkeTPlcAVU
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>>21457190
Nah buddy will help Roman.
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what's the match order? I'll watch Livs match but I'm not missing football to watch any of the other shit
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>>21456924
westcoastoids btfo
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>>21456792
Surely not?
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>>21456875
Is the Reigns vs Sami match even for titles?
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>>21457199
I'm assuming: tag, last man standing, women's, roman
>>21457244
no, never is in saudi - it's just a shitty 'champ vs champ for a title nobody cares about that only counts in saudi'
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>plane wasn't attacked
>no one will attack during the event
>everyone got a 3000$ bonus

This sucks
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>>21457199
CG stands for Cum Gargler
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>>21456727
aint this finna bombedola?
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>>21456729
>Vancouver
That's wrong thoughever
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is that the actual """""""""card""""""" lmao
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Oh hey! The Cena Classic belt IS a spinner belt!
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>>21456982
kek
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The card is Grim. I'm gonna watch but bitch the whole time. And probably enjoy the show. Yes I'm the modern wrestling fan. Only plus is collision tonight.
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Lyra is nowhere to be found in saudi arabia, and nobody knows where she is since she lost.
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And it begins.
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>>21457351
And nobody cares
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>>21456727
Based. Love WWE. So much better than AEW.
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>>21457355
And yet you want her at AEW, just take her, haitch and nepobecky ruined her
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watching for liv and chelsea
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>>21457397
Embarassing
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>>21456727
This card is really dire.
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>>21457419
Must be a wrestling promotion ending in E
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>four one-hour matches
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who the fuck ever thought 4 match ppvs were a good idea
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>FOUR (4) fucking matches in the whole cars
>All of them won't literally matter unless they give the tag belts to penta and jevon
Grimola, I hope a sandnigger drops a nuke while ramen is doing his gay entrance
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>turn it on
>commercials immediately

I’m out
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did they move the event to a tiny underground bunker
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Muhammad jihad durka durka.
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>That delay before the pipe the chants in
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why is crown jewel at the nxt arena?
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If sami wins do the saudi's bomb it themselves and if he loses do they stilkl bomb it
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>yfw a bombing attack is way, way more exciting than guaranteed anything ((they)) could possibly have planned for tonight
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I hope it's just a 2 hour show and then they escape as fast as fucking possible
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Crazy they are doing a show in a country we are at war with
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>>21457467
They moved it for security reasons. It was initially supposed to be in the Riyadh season arena that holds 30k.
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I thought they moved it?
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>cody not in full patriot guile gear to defend his fellow Americans

hmm
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The Pyro just scared the fuck out of me lol
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>>21457473
They used to call that Tribute to the Troops
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It looks like an nxt venue tho
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Can't decide If I should watch this or play WoW Forever
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Why are they wrestling at noon
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>>21457484
both
mute wow forever so you can hear the bombings
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Every time that fucking pyro goes off I'm gonna think they're being bombed
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>>21457484
>playing WoW
ur a fail at life
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ridiculously big stage for the venue
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>>21457487
Good news is there's only two more people on the show with pyro.
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LOL
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Randy looks shoot haunted
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Loud crowd for a 7k arena to be fair
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small arena
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Did they announce the attendance? Looks like 2k tops
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>>21457484
>>21457488
NTA but you know there are other games right? WoW Forever will literally be there… forever. Watch NXT Arabia.
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>>21457494
are they scared someone is going to 9/11 on live tv?
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Wow cool NXT show bro
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I watched Street Fighter last night and it sucked. I didn't think the humor was good. The casting and music choices kept me from buying into the movie. Instead of Balrog I saw 50 Cent. Most of which isn't actually 50s fault, they were literally playing Many Men when he showed up on screen. Just stop being "sELf AwARe" for 5 seconds and let me immerse myself. Hated it.
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CROWD IS HOT
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>>21457494
Isn't this due to the announce team doing commentary from WWE HQ?
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>>21457494
it has to be anon
if the muslims shoot shoot, it'll cut out by a few minutes
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Randy's theme song is really about their prophet Muhammad
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>>21457500
>playing WoW
just admit that you are a tranny
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>Pedo heel Randy
Based
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he wants to kill those kids with his bare hands
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>>21457507
lmao
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>glorified house show
no thx
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>>21457484
It's pretty shitty if you arent in a guild
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>>21457493
There will be pyro for the 3 title wins probably too
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I thought music was supposed to be haram?
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Im hanging folks in rdr2. With this joke of a ppv in the background
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Only 4 matches on the card? Take your sweet ass time to the ring, Randy.
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I feel bad for fags watching 240p Russian streams
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>>21457512
I just have the show on a second monitor incase there is a terrorism
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Reminder that Muslims believe this literally happened
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>>21457515
That’s a good point. I’m surprised they’re allowed to rock.
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I went to get my snackies but a worker was blocking the chips I wanted so I had to get something else fml
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holy packedola
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>>21457503
Everyone forgot about that movie two weeks ago dude you didn't need to waste your time finding out how bad it is.
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>>21457515
It's not music, it's an entrance theme pal
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>AL QAEDA IS ATTACKING CODY! THEY ARE GOING TO BEHEAD HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING SOMEONE STOP THIS!

Would you mark out?
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Do they even speak Enlgish there?
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>>21457515
makrooh
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>>21457518
A real Chad like me skips the lackluster PLE to play Deus Ex: Human Revolution
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>>21457521
I don’t get it
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>>21457529
Fuck yeah
Randy 'muslim' Orton
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>>21457526
woops
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>>21457518
Someone want to show bro what vee see is lmao
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>>21457529
Why would Al Qaeda attack their own?
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Is Randy Orton a God in Saudi ? Like how Roman is a god in India ?
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>>21457518
>ips screen
trash
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This feels so spooky watching this, like I can see the fear behind their eyes
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I’m emulating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake with a fork that gets me a solid 50 FPS while you guys watch this
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>suicide dive

they're temptiong fucking faith
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>>21457536
Looks like the PC but bigger
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>>21457543
yeah middle easterns love characters like undertaker and randy orton
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What a fucking mark crowd, I hate them
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>>21457546
>50fps
gpu? I'm on a 2060 and holding at 30
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Is this one of those arenas that was built in 20 minutes?
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Why do the Saudis chant WHOOP THERE IT IS every time?
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>>21457546
I have it on switch 2. Can the emulator render at 4k or is it still ugly as sin
>>
Michael Cole drinking that John Cena juice.
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gonna play Phantom Blade Zero and check the ppv once in a while to see if they're gonna be blown up
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ELECTRIC crowd tonight
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>>21457543
Big dog is big God saar!
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>>21457505
Yes
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Even the stewards are Randy marks
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>>21457552
Mark crowd >>>> smark crowd >>>> dead crowd
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these sandniggas are so distracting
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>>21457567
true
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>Houthis view womens rights as a threat to Allah
Of fucking Jesus christ I wish I didn't just Google that shit
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>>21457553
3080, I followed some emulator tweaks and got a shader pack and it’s working fine though I just left the forest so we’ll see if it still holds up
>>21457556
Yeah it can do 4K but I’m not fullscreening, I have it set to 1080
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>>21457570
bye bye liv and chelsea i guess...
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>>21457546
>>21457553
>>21457556
I have a pretty nice PC, and this is hilarious to me that this is not only possible but happening. How big of news is the seethe over GTA VI decompiling gonna be? How much lost money is there about to be? Sort of insane happenings.
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>>21457570
Yup. Livs in trouble trouble. probably gonna get decapitated mid rape.
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>>21457570
based houthis
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Just noticed Cole and Graves aren't ringside but the local commentary are? I thought WWE would get first choice on commentary placement.
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>>21457570
based houthis
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Crowd is hot, making the card much better.
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>>21457533
based. that game is better than mankind divided despite it having a better hub world.
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>>21457579
They did.

Their first choice was to stay the fuck home and call it from monitors in America lmao
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>>21457579
their first choice was to get as far away as possible
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>>21457579
Theyre doing commentary in Stanford,CT lol.
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>>21457579
Fag 1 and fag 2 were too scared to travel so they are doing commentary from WWE hq
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>>21457579
They're not in the country at all
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>>21457579
They had Cole and Corey stay in the US and do the commentary from there
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Imagine paying one red cent for this absolute slop
>>
What would happen if a titty popped out in a women's match? Would the event be abandoned and everyone in the arena stoned to death?
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>>21457576
there's just no way Rockstar doesn't announce PC release for early 2027
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Durch dem Tisch!
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come on, cody! find it in you, brother!
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>>21457596
Rdr2 will mog gta 6.
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FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY
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>>21457579
yeah corey has jewish ancestery thats why he didnt travel
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Cody done shoot concussed himself on the camera.
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>>21457599
twitch thots about to AI this pic with themselves in place of cody
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I just want Sami to win.
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>>21457556
How good is it? Loved the game as a kid but I'm not buying a switch 2 unless it fails completely and gets to bargin prices.
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I remember now why I dislike Last Man Standing matches. It’s a lot of slow pacing and standing around while Charles Robinson yells numbers.
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>>21457583
>>21457586
>>21457589
>>21457590
>>21457592
Makes absolutely no sense, surely the wrestlers are more valuable that commentators. That just makes this feel like more of a glorified house show than it already does.
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i hear voices in my head
they speak arabic i don't understand
they talk to me
they talk to me
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The 4 matches will last like 40 min each, aren't they
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VINTAGE ORTON
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>>21457619
40 min liv chelsea banger
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CODY CODY CODY CODY
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>>21457618
I hear Muhammad I've been told,
I'm going to fuck a six year old,
A six year old.
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>show is on a 10 minute delay because there's unironically a fear that the show might get drone'd killing everyone in attendance
genuinely how much of a fucking mark do you have to be to wrestle on this show? this is worse than every yardtard spot combined
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Saudis look so goofy. I can't believe any one takes them seriously. They're like the weird foreign kid that people only hang out with because he has money and a nice house. You can tell they think they're really cool.
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KO and Punk had a way better version of this match last night
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>>21457617
yeah they wrestlers are more valuable which is why saudi pays enough for them to be there
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why is last man standing no dq
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Cody always looks like such a fucking goof when he Codes up
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>>21457617
there's an actual reason
the show is on about a ten minute tape delay
If in the event they do get bombed/attacked/whatever, commentary will do some shit and they'll play some pre-recorded shit from NXT
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>>21456792
Oh nonononononono
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are these sandnigger smarks chanting "overrated"
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I'm barely paying attention to this match and even then I know it's been going on at least 10 minutes too long already
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this match is ass. I hope for a surprise suicide bomber
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>>21457636
If there was that much risk they wouldn't be there
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>>21457648
anon... they have zero rights in this case
it's either 'do it or get depushed for the rest of your contract'
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>>21457648
>If there was that much risk they wouldn't be there
kek, you think the jews running TKO give a shit?
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cody should not get up from this
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I am playing Road Rash 25th anniversary Remastered because EA gave it to me for free alongside wing commander, EA made everyone turn against Bioware fags after this because nobody fucks with the old library.
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>>21457628
Yeah, this whole show does feel really fucking weird already.

Small venue. Small crowd. Massively outsized stage/ramp to cover for it. Arabic crowd. Weird looking bedsheet outfits in the stands. Commentators aren’t there. Major tape delay in case of a fucking bombing. Limited card. Poor Liv and Chelsea will be covered head to toe. Airing on Saturday morning in most of the US.

Feels like a show that either everyone will phone it in and get home as soon as possible…. Or a show where some weird wacky shit will happen because everyone feels the weirdness.
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They’re filming. Cody is lying dead on the ground and they’re filming.
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>even saudis boo when cody stands up
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Such primitive little cretins in the front row with their phones
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MODIFIED CODY SPLASH DANGEROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
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The Cody fall is so silly.
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>>21457651
surely roman reigns and cody rhodes have enough money at this point that they could tank it and leave the business altogether
by going to this glorified house show you're saying "i'm such a fucking cocksucking mark that i will lay my life down for WWE and TKO because i'm afraid i won't be the fake fighting champion anymore"
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>>21457653
I do think that a bunch of your most popular wrestlers getting killed would probably affect you in a negative way financially.
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>>21457653
I don't think TKO or Triple H would send all their top stars to a country where there was significant risk to them just for a couple of hundred million dollars. That would be a very greedy and foolish move.
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>>21457665
Cody maybe?
Reigns saying 'fuck you' gets the rest of the samoans shit on
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They're not going to just suddenly explode out of nowhere, but if they obviously don't want to air an air raid siren and everyone running either.
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>>21457665
Being a fake fighting champion is a hell of a lot more fun than sitting at home
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>>21457669
but they still have cm punk, the rest of the samoans and blacks gangwar, the gay pimp, etc
they've got enough backup at home
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>Riyadhi Nightmare
Surely that’s a beheading offence.
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I just hate last man standing matches, the constant counting for things that obviously aren't gonna end it is annoying and slows down the pace so much
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>>21457665
I bet Cody has made nowhere near as much as you think. He was probably just happy enough to be "the guy" for a year.
He's a dimeless midcarder LARPing as a main eventer. He's the Anthony Mackie of WWE.
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Why don't the sing Cody, Cody Rhodes like the British Muslims?
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>>21457571
Cool. Im selling my switch 2 today thanks
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This is one of the weirdest most uncomfortable viewing experiences I've ever fucking had, it just feels off
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Why is WWE running an ROH venue?
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>>21457681
yeah way better than usual wwe matches
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>>21457682
We call that the Apex center here tranny
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>>21457675
has there ever been a good one of these matches
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>cody with the 3 burger attack
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>inb4 crossroads on steel steps
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>had to go on an emergency food run right when cody was making his entrance
>match still going
Has it been going atleast?
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how do you not do the move on the stairs right there
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>>21457691
We're just waiting for the punt spots
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codys finisher is so fucking gay. if you have to hit it three times to beat anyone get a new one you dork
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>>21457681
Yes.

Especially because in every shot, you can see rich fucking Saudis standing up and walking around, not paying attention or giving a single shit.
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randy is dying
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bladed?
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>finisher spam
woah, so creative
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Did he just brain Randy on the steps?
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>cody loses because of his ego
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HEEL TURN
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>>21457699
nah hard way
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Cody sucks
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I can't believe how unbelievably unathletic Cody is.
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>The blood streaks over his Dream tattoo
Kino
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Lame result desu
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>the finish is just Cody kicks him and wins
Okay
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>>21457669
Triple H probably talked to Trump and had Trump's people tell the Houthis they'd be bombed back into the stone age if they did anything
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He shoot brained himself on the steps, did they finish early?
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>>21457699
Yeah. They've done it sparingly. Gunther did it not too long ago too
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he leaky
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Cross Rhodes is such a weak finisher.
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Decent match but Cody's finishers suck ass. cross rhodes looks like it doesn't hurt and cody cutter never lands right
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I went to look at the match card for today and googles overview gave me this.
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>>21457714
low media literacy score
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>>21457712
Fucking poetic
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That was the most boring last man standing match ever. You could tell they didn't give a shit. Cody didn't even care enough to blade.
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Saw Randy's head start leaking straight away after hitting his it on the stairs.
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>>21457687
I'm sure there has to be at least one, but I don't know it
>>21457712
ayup
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Well that was a plodding drizzling shits.
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Paul can’t book
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>>21457722
It is
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Cody turning heel on Raw?
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So it just...finished? what? I give that match a 1/5. What a fall from grace. The last match they had was really good
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>Randy gets hospitalized and stuck in Saudi
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Breakfast! Even when it’s almost 12.
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>>21457725
They didn't even try to make it better than the Punk/KO match and they had from Monday to do it.
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>PLE filled with RAW/Smack recaps
LMAO
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Did the bloodline actually turn face or did they just become de facto faces against 946?
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>>21457723
I understand theoretically the significance of it but he literally just kicked him, nothing about it made it stand out in the match itself.
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>>21457739
hummus for saudi show. nice choice
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>>21457742
gen z fans are too casual to watch week to week. they need an update on what they missed.
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>>21457742
I'll take recaps over the usual ads that they run here
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>>21456727
Every CJ show has been fucking dogshit, total waste of time slop. This will be no different.
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Did they really add what's his name from TNA and expect it to be a big deal
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>>21457743
They keep trying to depict them as "Cool Tweeners" but in reality they're just faces, because the only people they feud with are heels, with the exception of LA Knight. But face vs face is a thing.
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946 are the good guys
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god those titles are so arab and so ugly
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>>21457743
I think they're both tweeners, as in, nobody gives a shit who wins this feud yet but they assume it's gonna be the bloodline, so they're prepared to mildly cheer and YEET
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Ugh, these poor guys.

You spend months trying to build a story and then you have to try to pay it off in Saudi under these conditions.

That was a shitty match with a predictable finish that didn’t have any sort of real “heel turn” vibe to it at all. I don’t feel any differently about Cody’s character now that he was “able to punt” Randy. The whole thing was just so weird and fucky.

I guess all they can do is just go forward from here with something.
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Jaida my queen
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>>21457750
watching wrestling week to week is real creep behavior especially if you watching more than 1 show
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What the fuck is this Xbox commercial?
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>>21457733
I’d imagine so. He’s got no feuds left on Smackdown
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>>21457733
un-american nightmare cody where he joins houthis
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>10 minute tape delay
>10 minutes of recaps and ads suddenly
Please fuck no
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>>21457773
kek
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>>21457740
I'm sure no wrestler wants to be there or gives a fuck about the saudi shit shows anyway.
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>>21457766
They made an alligator shaped xbox as a GTA tie-in but they for whatever reason they can't mention GTA
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>>21457757
Well Solo was back in the Bloodline reluctantly when he was a face. I thought Roman was still supposed to be a heel when he fought Knight but he won clean. And since it's pretty much a main event level feud they're in you can't really have heel vs heel as the crowd need someone to back.
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>>21457773
>implying
Nah, they'd be good enough to show the attack live
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>>21457733
Is Raw gonna be on Saudi this monday?
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where are the bombs, or is it the show
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>spoilers already on twitter because we're 30 minutes behind the live
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>>21457779
Very 20210s coded response
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How much time are they trying to kill here
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Bros I'm concerned about Liv and Chelsea. They're too pretty to be raped and killed by the hooties
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>we will be right back ads on a ple
Uh oh
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>>21457785
Nope
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>We are going to Disney World
>Mickey Mouse title
They're trolling us aren't they?
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commercial break is so long. what are they hiding
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Welp thx for the delay. Just made me fail NNN
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>>21457786
Bombing will be during the women's piss break.
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>advertise boxing
>two wrestling ads
>advertise the same boxing
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YO THREADBITCH
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AHHH SHIT WE BOUT TO GET BOUNCY
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>>21457815
>>21457815
>>21457815
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>>21457815
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>>21457801
advertise the xbox
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I cannot fucking stand Evans, the sooner he's jobbing to Tozawa at house shows the better.
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Dimes gold gear on penta
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Homy shit this is gay af



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