just came back from rhea ripley's funeral. they locked the doors so we couldn't leave. we were forced to attend the ceremony so they can save face that "lots of people came".buddy matthews nudged me behind me and told me "oy mate go pay your respects to the open casket, kiss my wife on the lips, make it like you miss her if you know whats good for ya"there were no snacks and refreshments, nobody wanted to be there. also buddy matthews cheaped out on the candles. there were barely any candles!buddy i dont wanna kiss your wife on the fucking lips, and its not ok to lock people to force them to attend the funeral!and also buddy was trying to sell us 400$ bead bracelets saying "they were gonna increase in value"
No one cares
>>21457060they always bury wrestlers with their fanny packs
>>21457063it holds a bottle of jack for the judge in eternal wrestlers court
>>21457060in my head they're some cheap leather and bead bracelets I could find for 20 bucks on etsy
>>21457070buddy matthews told me that "its a rhea ripley original" and that "it was gonna sell for 2000$ online mate"
>>21457060based schizo
>>21457060new gimmick ain't getting over kiril
>>21457060why is Buddy wearing clown makeup?
>>21457061I do.
