Collision Sets Sail Aboard The Norwegian Jewel For Chris Jericho's Rock N Wrestling Rager!...AEW Collision Rock & Wrestling Rager live TONIGHT! from Norwegian Jewel in Miami, FL8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX>Andrade El Idolo (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa for the AEW National Championship >FTR (1) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (2) [Match 4 | Best Of 5 Series]>Jericho vs. Blake Christian>Persephone vs. Mina Shirakawa>And More!** 7 Days Out From Full Gear **
>>21457588BASED
lmao
>>21457588curious how the set will look on a cruise ship. wresting needs more cool venues
>>21457588What to expect from this? Never watched the boat show
>>21457588This is going to be awesome cant wait to see what it looks like.
>>21457601>>21457631They've already done a show on the cruise before
>>21457640I figured they did but i have no memory of it.
We'll be watching!
>>21457588Minas best look
I love Tony Khan.
>>21457676OOH OOOOOOOH
>>21457645Something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l-AFiCDYhcThat show was taped though, tonight is live
>>21457676HUGE POP
Hey, sickos! Did you hear the news?
>>21457676poster of the year
who BUSSIN tonight
>>21457676>Lois, a Collision on a boat’s a Collision on a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a Collision on a boat! You know how much we’ve always wanted one of those!
I'm hearing the Hardyz will make an appearance
>>21457949Family Guy Season 1,2, and 3 are goated
>>21457588>Persephone vs. Mina Shirakawahope Mina wrestles in a bikini & Kairi debuts to save her from a post match heel beatdown
>>21457686Ah man its going to be awesome.
>>21457676huge pop outta me brother. best poster on this otherwise forsaken schizo hellhole board
You know who else is on that ship tonight?
>>21457752>**Gratuitously excessive amount of pyro explodes** Tony needs to outdo that famous Nash WCW pyro with yung bussin
>>21458075would be a very kino way to debut her
>>21458075>>21458060Soon they will be together & defeating Divine Dominion in the ultimate underdog sexo match
YUNG BUSSIN HAS SPOKEN
>>21458108ong blud no cap frr
The Cruise is actually now called the "Nick Wayne mogs Jericho at Sea" Rock n Wrestling Rager btw. Make sure to include that in next Thread OP. Name it correctly
>>21458108HE YUNGHE BUSSIN'HE BEAT THE FED
>>21458108WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>21458075>>21458088If it's not a vignette of her hijacking the boat and looking down the camera and doing the "I AM DE CAPTAIN NOW" bit, what are we even doing here anymore
>>21458245she should pull up in her own pirate ship
>>21457676OOOOH OOOOOOHunanimous Wrestling Observer Newsletter Poster of the Year 2026
>>21458075Music hits....no one comes out. Start hearing horns blaring. Camera pans down to the water its Kairi on a tub boat pulling the horn.
>>21457752>>21458108W
>>21458449wish kairi would pull my horn
set for tonight's show
>>21458567i thought this was jericho's personal boatwhy the fuck is itlike a full on multi billion dollar cruise
>>21458567kino
insane transformation
>>21458449>Tub boatYou mean a Tugboat?
>>21458586buy a brain sweetie
>>21458691>collision themed pool coverkek
Willl my wife's nipples be on the show
>>21458691holy kinogoing to be out getting drunk tonight with the boys, maybe beat the shit out of an e-drone or two, but i look forward to this when im hungover tomorrow. enjoy fellow sickos
>>21458720Absolutely based Saturday night out with the lads
>Blake Christian Someone post it
>>21458691>be dehydrated>drink a vita coco>fall into the deepest most peaceful sleep of my entire life>open my eyes, disoriented>i am unbelievably at WCW nitro Spring breakout '98>tony khan is standing next to me>he puts a hand on my shoulder, reassuring>"don't worry anon, everything will be ok">i wake up weeping, a deep sense of melancholic relief and joy washing over me>everything really is going to be ok
>They're on the boatSo Kairi tonight?
>>21458859It's now or never really. There'll never be a better place for it.
>>21458719Nobody wants to see those disgusting brown things again, hope Tony fined her and told her to use tape.
>>21458889Anon Marina is wife. Who the fuck you talking about that's not White
We're not getting Kairi unless everyone's sources have decided to go completely silent on her Visa status
>>21458859she’s meant to be on the cruise anyways so it would be perfect
>>21458672Yeah lol just a typo.
Perse vs Mina, idk if my brown penis is ready for this one
this thread is only botggs
I assume these Jericho cruises are sausage fests. What do the female talent do all day on the ship
>>21458936Hide in their cabin and maybe lez out with each other
>>21458901If she's not hired and not under contract she can appear on the show, they just can't officially pay her for her work. So Kairi shows up and then when she gets back to Japan a few incredibly expensive handbags arrive at her apartment gifted by a fan in Jacksonville.
>>21457945yung cuh could legit be a model
>>21458060>>21458927The angle for the match should be that Mina didn't know/forgot she had a match today, so she has been out sun tanning in her bikini and drinking all day long, when suddenly her music hits and she has to run to the ring and go wrestle right away. But oh no! Her big boobies keep spilling out of her tiny bikini top! And she's too drunk to see straight! Whatever will she do?!?
mommy
>>21457588>le heckin' dream match that was already on NXT ten years ago>pointless MCMG and FTR shit>ROH shit>womeme shitBravo Tony.
>>21458946basedFuck the Taxman
>>21458972>Mina with tan lines
>>21458982That match exhilarated me in a way in a I'm not fully comfortable to process/admit to yet.
Is this gonna be live or is it gonna be like the first show where they have to fly the tapes back?
>>21459020Nope, broadcasting live from the boat, somehow. I suspect it will be docked at land somewhere where they can maintain a stable broadcast connection. Then they will head out to sea afterwards.
>>21459020it’s live, the ship hasn’t left yet
>>21459038Miss Toni like you wouldn't believe
>>21458108ummm chat can you ask grok if this is true
>>21458936Fuck fans but not >you
>>21459038>tfw no timeless love bombs in sailor costumes for the cruiseFucking gay.
>>21458936I WILL board this SHIP like a SOMALI PRIATE and FORCEFULLY give mina MY SEED
>>21459032umm actually this is a common misconception. The boat will never sail as it lacks any sails whatsoever. The boat will instead be powered by motors attacked to propellers
>>21459007me
>>21459038saved
>>21459063Toni is legitimately the most beautiful woman in wrestling and she is also charismatic which is just the cherry on top. Wrestling doesn't deserve her.
>>21459063This draws my audience
eufagI am tired, been up around 20 hoursBut I suppose by law I need to get the beer in because I hope, despite no proof, that Marina's tits will be on my screen later
>>21459131I can understand staying up for her armpits but tits? She has none bro
>>21459141I think it genuinely depends if she's ovulating or notIf she is she gets some fat on them
>>21459131Marina was in England for EVE Friday, so idk if she'll be back for collision.
>>21459165Did not know thatI will skip the show and sleep early
>>21459143This guy knows his pits
>>21459131this one's for you Marinabro
>>21459210not ovulating since her tits barely are fat there
>>21459097Ok juice
>Mox not bookedMox finally took PTO. Rest up ace of the universe
>watching cfb on dazn>See as for full gear on dazn>Oh shit I might watch it>Google it, you have to pay extra on top of your subjesus christ lol
Surely Buddy appears.
>>21459240the cost of the subscription is discounted from the regular price. But I have a hunch that when the next Skydance deal comes through they're gonna pay to get the PPVs for all max subs
>>21459228There's a reason why all the e-drones are clamoring to have her in their pissant sex trafficking company
>just saw nearly all the deathriders were at the uk event for Marina's matchI guess she really isn't showing upUnless recorded promo?
Low-key cute https://x.com/protodupri/status/211875275465097641
>>21459248Google said it's 20 euro for the ppv, on top of the price of the sub, I genuinely didn't know ppvs on streaming platforms where a thing anymore other than boxing which is on the way out too
>FTR vs MCMGI hate both these self-mark teams especially cuck Dax.
>>21459269Shit you're on DAZN my brain immediately went to HBO Max because that's what we have here. Either way it's cheaper for you to get a MyAEW subscription and get the PPVs that way if we're being honest
>>21457964One and two are good, three is started to go downhill and it's been shite ever since.
>>21459274Of were being honest I am not paying for ppvs in 2026, I'll maybe watch on psp, haven't watched any shows in like 2 years
>>21459280Such a boomer take, this is the same vibes I get when people tell me only the first 10 seasons of The Simpsons are good. Family Guy doesn't even get good until after the third season so I guess different generations have different senses of humor.
>>21459294I'm 38. I just distinctly them going too much into pop culture references and the "lol so random" remember the time segments in the third season. Each to their own, if that's what you like. I just felt they were trying too hard.
>>21459304Yeah for sure, to each their own. My doomed generation loves that brainrotted kind of humor so that's probably why I liked the later seasons more than the beginning ones.
>>21457588Jericho needs to fuck off already, he looks so disinterested being out there and he only comes alive when the nerds are singing his theme song
>>21458075The Hurt Syndicate?
>>21458075Buddy.
>>21459280>>21459294Issue with things like later family guy and simpsons is that the show isn't being written by good comedy writers, but instead are being written by fans of the show. There's genuinely NEVER been a good show/movie/book/etc written by a fan
>>21459348In terms of The Simpsons I could see how that would be an issue but in Family Guy the most iconic moments from the show happened after the first couple of seasons and it was at it's most popular during that time
>>21459261If she's not booked to be on the boat, she won't appear live on this episode. Maybe in video package form
>>21457588Want Tony to announce that once the ship enters international waters, AEW will have it's first ever monkey knife fight, TONIGHT!
>>21457588Do you think Jericho charges Tony for running shows on his cruise?
>>21459401Monkey fights probably do exist somewhere in the world right now
wwe fan here. Going to switch to aew tonight. What time does it start?
>>214595517 pm
There's an ancient, unseen evil lurking deep in the waters where that boat is right now............
>>21459431
>>21459551What time zone are you in
>>21459551In 2 hours
Here for Vanilla Baby
>>21459246>>21459347They should throw Buddy overboard
>>21459585Choke you but he ain't no killer baby
>>21459561Uk
>>214596061am your time. 2hrs from now
>>21459556The Kairien...
>>21459557Cockfighting exists so there's no way Monkey fights don't, it just sounds too entertaining for rich people to not partake in. You see cockfighting everywhere because anyone can buy a chicken and make them fight.
>>21459626YOU JUST KNOW
>>21459626Oh no….
the blood and guts demo this week is kind of insane. gen alpha and zoomers showing up for blood and guts like that is pretty incredible. something shifted
>>21459626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7iJmqQwQ1g
Last time we had a boat show
>>21459626she's on a new level
>>21459676>Jon Moxey def. PAC (World Title Eliminator)>Britt Baker def. Priscilla Kelly>Inner Circle (Chris Jericho, Santana, & Ortiz) def. Jurrassic Express (Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus, Marko Stunt)>MJF def. Joey Janela>Kenny Omega & "Hangman" Adam Page def. SCU (Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky) ( AEW World Tag Team Championship)
>>21459690you wish it's going to be this many people this time around
>>21459661They see geezers like Sami Zayn holding a championship and white haired bitches like Cm KEK and fat fuck Kevin Owens main eventing shows. Might as well jump ship at that point.
thank god we have this
Kairi won't debut on a random Collision. This is the Jericho Cruise schedule. She will wrestle tomorrow and won't be back until Wednesday. She could debut at Full Gear instead.
>>21459661The kids that grew up with WWE are branching out. It's like going from Barney The Dinosaur to Dragon Ball Z
>>21459727There's definitely a number of people who had this happen>Watching WWE>Hear about NXT on Wednesday and how it has CM Punk, John Cena etc>Goes on Social Media and hears about "Blood and Guts">"Shit I gotta see that"Vince unironically handed AEW a gem
>>21459551>watching when Marina Shafir isn't on the showanon really
>>21459627
Let's say I was to shoot try to kidnap Marina ShafirWould she shoot beat me unconscious? Asking for myself
>>21458720Good job. Have one for me brother.
>>21459778love this phat bitch
>>21459819my t levels just rose
>>21459803Daily reminder one of the negros from shane taylor promotions wanted to do the bucking bronco shit to Marina and she legit shoot just moved and he looked pissed off
>>21459819>>21459823the Hanoi Hottiethe Da Nang DarlingMy Vietcong Vixen
>>21459661I guess the Twitch partnership helped
>>21459803Hmm....
>>21459715>wrestling & live music>live musicOh no...
I'm going to say sorry nowI will be fucking Marina posting non stopI want wife on the show and if I don't get wife on the show I will shoot kill Tony in fiction by making him a CAW in Mortal Kombat Armageddon
>>21459856
>>21459690>cawdywhatever happened there?
>>21459871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frqmPn8OPPw
boober bros i think we're eating a pin tonight
>>21459819BOOOOOOOBSPAIZURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>21459939Marina's are better, anon>>21459210see?
Tournament for the rest of the cruise
Women's
>>21459961>>21459964How much money does Jericho have that he can just rent out a cruise ship
>>21459961heh hey bros what if the masked brother's mask had an N on it and his name was the masked well...you know...lol
Muto and Malenko also there
>>21459979MARINA WILL FUCKING RESPOND LIVE VIA SATELLITE STREAMED FROM MY BASEMENT
20 minutes till wrestling on a Saturday.
>>21459979
>>21460001
>>21460001I was waiting for the slap.
>>21460000based get
>>21460001My wife's tits are fat, she was ovulating
>>21460001Her coordinating her outfit to the theme of the show waa good stuff. A professional
Rice, carrots, chicken, potato’s, jalapeños and yogurt!
Mox never misses a show lets gooooo
>>21457588How much human trafficking occurs on this cruise every year?
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>21460071>be eufag>doubt wife appears so almost don't get beer and stay up to watch>once again take a risk on her showing up>she will be thereMY WIFE LOVES ME
>>21460079a lot I would assume but that happens on almost every mode of transportation
>>21460082clon board
>>21460079A lot, only killing solves it.
>>21460079You just fucking know Marina is trafficing Ukranian girls with promises of better lives in the USA then she shoots on them all and then death rides them all
Sheeeeeeeeessh Yung Bussin has made it onto the ship
>>21460082
for me, Mina is WIFE
Uhhh TNT can you fix the screen
KAIRI TONIGHT
Persephone where is your nippels
>>21459944Marina has no tits
Blake Christian is my favorite jobber
Got a feed, but in spanish. Fuck. Sucks being a poor pirate.
>>21460109Who cares
it's vanilla baby
>>21460107
Not Dasha can get it
>>21460113Wife's tits are perfectionboth when not and when ovulating
These people on this ship may be shoot Fozzy fans
WE ARE LIVE!!!!!!
I want to go on the Jericho cruise
Props to Jericho. Not sure how he pulls these off
Why is Jericho dressed like Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
wtf is Jericho wearing
can jericho shoot diethanks
Not as well lit this time around but I still love it
JUDDDAS IN MY MYYYYIINND
>>21460130>an entire boat of wr*stling fans>or perhaps worse, Fozzy fansYou don't want to be there
BIG RATINGS VANILLA BABY IN DA CRUISE
SOVL
Why is Jericho dressed like that
Jericho dressed like Michael Myers
>>21460095Its his boat now. The "Nick Wayne mogged Chris Jericho at Sea" Cruise
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
Blake/Yung Bussin tag team would be kinda cool. AEW needs a zoomer faction
>>21460144he's gonna strip
Taco Cat chants is not something I expected
What ever happened to Pineapple Pete?
why is Jericho dressed as a janitorDoes he have to clean the ship too
That's Andrade's gimmick brother
Chris Jericho has just won the internet today!
>>21460155he's the Cleaner now
Nigga this has a frat party atmosphere lmao (compliment)
Is he wearing a jumper now?
TACO CATTACO CATTACO CAT
Jericho looks like an inmate on his own ship
How is that not a DQ?
I genuniely cannot express how much I hate JerichoEven if Marina shoot killed him with a fucking grenade, my reaction would be: why was he even on my screen
Even if we ignore the Taco cat thing, this is a very weird outfit for Jericho
>>21460158EPIC RANDUMB TACO CAT xD
getting 2019 AEW vibes from this
WE LOVE VANILLA BABY
>>21460168He's boomermaxxing to counter Nick's zoomermaxxing
>>21460166IT'S HIS CRUISE
I never really care for best of series. Seeing the same matchup over and over just gets stale.
>>21460166International waters
>>21459626>>21459803Kofi is alive???
>>21460172I love it. Current AEW is definitely the best it's ever been in ring and talent wise, but there was just something more flawed and less... perfect about it. I want to go back to 2019 production values
>>21460172The feeling is shoot restored
>>21460187For now, the Texas Death Match hasn't happened yet.
>>21460190THE SHIP IS THE FEELING BRUV
>>21460168It's his Boomer-on-a-cruise costume.
WWE:>Soulless and bad energy 4 match shit show emanating from a bunker in the middle of a war zoneAEW:>Live from bangers from a cruise ship with a white hot crowd and kino set #levels
>>21460172Quarantine Wrestling was the weirdest era of wrestling
>>21460176>Jericho with a NIMBYmaxxing gimmick against Nick Wayne's YIMBYmaxxing character
>Stealing Kairi's debut shtickKnock that off Vanilla Baby
I've ran out of vodka. I won't finish the show now
Is this ring smaller than usual? This doesn't feel like a 20x20
>>21460202one company sends you a party cruise and the other an active war zone #levels
You just know Darby wishes he was there to do an overboard spot
>>21460197I rewatched the 2020 Dynamite from the ship today and it really do be that way though be it fr
Blake is the chocolate part of The Swirl
>>21460212I’m gonna need a creeps and liars status
why isn't there a pin technique that also works as a submission?
>>21460210might be a 16 or 18'
How do the wrestlers not move if they are on a boat?
Is Nick Wayne doing a Clavicular gimmick lmao
>>21460218Hate 'Em
>>21460208>ran out of vodka>during a Marina appearanceDo you fucking understand she's MoldovianWife shoots vodka from her nipples
>>21460224basically yeah, but more charismatic. And self-aware
>>21460222Same ways you don’t move in a car or plane
Pretty good match desu
>>21460085Marina is working the EVE show tomorrow afternoon in LondonShe might not be on the boat
>Blake Christian losing to Jericho Nick Wayne beat this dude
>>21460232crowd sort of elevated it
I'd love Marina if she had tits
>>21460227Moldova is noted for for it's wine actually
>>21460222The boat is also a wrestler
>>21460239Look likes you’ve had a couple glasses
>>21460212Who's gonna jump from that roof now?
i'm like 30 seconds behind you guys
>>21460237Her rock hard eraser nipples are plenty for me
>>21460243Cruise Ship just hit an iceberg
>>21460235Blake Christian doesn't have televised singles win in his entire tenure in AEW
How does Nick afford all this pyro?
yo chat who is this guy?
>>21460233She will be on the boatShe will show upOtherwise I will shoot kill the USSR>>21460237She has tits. They shoot Moldovan vodka>>21460239Yes but at the time she was born it was under USSR>>21460243drink more USSR Moldovan vodka from Marina's lack of tits
WWWWW
>>21460222The boat is doing the job
I appreciate that they're actually pushing Nick Wayne. I'd genuinely consider building him to beat Ospreay when the time comes
YO CHAT ITS YUNG BUSSIN!!!
THE YOUNG MASTER
What does the N stand for?
BROS IM BUSSIN
NEXT GAMETHREAD NEEDS TO BE CORRECTLY NAMED NICK WAYNE MOGS JERICHO AT SEA CRUISE
Ayo chat it's Yung Bussin
Where's nick wayne's mom
FUCK THESE SCUMBAGS#Bandido4lyfe
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Lexy looking supple and sexy as usual
>>21460258N(ICK WAYNE BEAT CHRIS JERICHO)
>>21460265She does the pyro
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They should do a heavy metal gimmick and come out to Pantera.
>>21460286kek nice call
>>21460279Twice
>>21460292
Not enough Guts in Blood and Guts
>>21460242Darby if he was there
>>21460313there wasnt a single disemboweling spot! False advertising smdh
I need more screaming Julia
