>the timekeeper turns heel and he run away with the bell making the match unable to finish
>heel attacks gorilla position so nobody knows who's meant to win the match
>Harambe in gorilla position
>wrestling venue has a "no fighting" rule
>This...is a falls count nowhere match!!
>No DQ title match>wrestler shoots the opponent>police arrest him and shut the company down>title is in limbo
>last man standing match >both wrestlers unable to get up after the count of 10>the ref declare the winner by default due to the only man standing in the ring
>First Blood match>First wrestler to bleed is declared the winner>Both wrestlers go coast to coast on their necks and bleed out in the ring>Title awarded to woman valet as she just started her period
>booker turns heel and writes all of his notes in the primordial language of the Elders of R'lyeh so that no one can read them lest they awaken the tentacled horror held within its city walls
>>21463257Did the ref DQ them?
>heel ring announcer uses the face's real name, address and social security number
