What was Mr The Rock Johnson cooking and what did it actually smell like?
>>21465082Poontang Pie and maybe one day you’ll find out what it tastes like. If you smell what I’m cooking.
>>21465082Pancakes
does anyone have the copypasta about the guy who thought Rock's gimmick was eating pussy
He was cooking salmon to eat hot sauce with, but everyone made fun of him so he brought out my man Tajiri with the pies
little known fact: the rock's character was originally supposed to be a drug dealer. "rock" being a reference to the form some drugs take. "know your role" was actually "know your roll" and he was saying know how to roll a joint, and after you roll it shut your mouth over it and stop speaking. "smack" is another word for heroin, he was going to lay the "smack down" on his opponent - literally lay them to sleep.so what was the rock cookin'? he was cookin' drugs, obviously.
