AEW is so dogshit and Osprey has been such a putrid dog shit cunt world champion LMAO
>>21479733Wonder how much money Tony is wasting paying all these "journalists"
>>21479733>edrones are mad because AEW doesn't just mog WWE at in ring action, they're now mogging them at promos tooIt feels good to be an EliteGOD
>>21479733Imagine having your babyface world champion get slapped in the face and just take it before walking away
>>21479766still seething after they outdrawed john cena, cm punk, and cawdy
>>21479809unsure if the last remaining e-drone here will ever get over that humiliation
>>21479733kek imagine watching this putrid diarrhea
>>21479733
I marathon'd the first 3 Harry Potters with my bipolar gf instead of watching Dynamite and I daresay that experience was probably better than this dogshit
>>21479809>gAyEDub beats NXT one (1) singular time in the ratings and gAyEWtists treat it like they won the Super BowlKek, it must be so pathetic to be a gAyEWtist!
>>21479978remember when you accidently confessed to reading r/midcarder bc you knew they'd be cp there?
>>21479733Fuckers like these people are the reason why AEW can't have a milly
>>21480170>It's Bobby Eaton the Pussy's fault that AEW can't get a milly
>>21479776>Imagine the babyface not falling for mindgames like a retardCody could never, unfortunately
>>21480060he went awful quiet after this one
>>21480573>Imagine the babyface not falling for mindgames like a retardSo wrestling, like all movies and tv, is fake. In order to create drama you need to create scenarios where the hero seems disadvantaged or in a losing position. That's how you get the audience to rally behind them. If the hero just no sells everything and acts completely unaffected by the villain then your villain looks like a useless retard and no one has any real reason to worry or care about the heroHope this helps
>>21479733>master class promo>you could barely understand what these two fags mumbled about in their accents and it was the same "we used to be friends" promo everyone in AEW givesTruly hate these fags with no hobbies who act like spastics every time anything happens on AEW like it's the greatest thing they ever saw in their lives. Wait until you have sex, bro. AEW won't seem so amazing after that.
>>21479733>anime profile pictureopinion discarded
I saw the guy on the right doing a gay TikTok dance
>>21479733https://x.com/WrestlePurists/status/2120691226034995428It's literally just a mediocre to normal promo, not sure why this guy's hyping it so hard
>>21480778>you need to create scenarios where everything is done the same according to this specific arbitrary formula I learned when I was a childSilence, pig
>>21480797Turn your right monitor on
>>21480778>no sells everything and acts completely unaffectedThis didn't happen btw. You might be legit autistic.
>>21480789>act like spastics every time anything happens on AEW like it's the greatest thing they ever saw in their livesno one says thatthey just say it's better than WWE (which is true)
>>21480060>gAyEWtist immediately brings up pedophilia to defend gAyEWWtf?I have no idea who you are talking about.Think you got me confused with someone else, you schizo.>>21480585Nah, I was sleeping, you should try it some time, maybe your brain would be less fried from the gAyEW slop LMAO
>>21480837fletcher sounds so silly lmao
>>21480865>Starts saying some catchphrase>Gets the everloving shit smacked out of his face>Gets yelled at and bitched out by his opponent>Doesn't react>Finishes his catchphrase and leaves the ringIt's EXACTLY what happened
>>21480858>No our new way of no-selling and creating zero drama is better! What do you mean everyone is shitting on this segment? No! It's all of them who are wrong! That's why we haven't drawn a milly in nearly 4 years and only had 1700 people in the building. DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>21480911>>Doesn't react>>Literally smiles and then chuckles in Kyle's faceThanks for your participation in our autism survey, anon
>>21480934>smiles and then chuckles in Kyle's faceOH MAN! He smiled AND chuckled? When's award season? Because this kind of acting is surely in line to win
>>21479733standards are so low now, man
>>21480941kek what a raped emotionally blind bitch
>>21479733It truly was a corny and overacted terrible segment
>>21480869Pick a single episode of Lucha Underground from the first 3 seasons at random and it will be better booked than any episode of Dynamite in existence
>>21481099Lucha Underground was taped in bulk and never aired live.
>>21481174And somehow it is still better than anything Tony produced
>>21481195>somehowYeah it's a mystery why a show that's taped and edited months before it airs has an advantage of not having to deal with injuries etc. >it is still better than anything Tony producedIt's so much better it's never coming back on air, yep
>>21481174Taping in advance and pre-editing is the meta and the fact that nobody adopted it just shows how dumb everyone is
>>21481277the meta for having a boring show that never gets more than 1,000 concurrent viewers, sure
You have to remind yourself that eniggers have been watching the same dogshit big bitch promos for a decade now. They're utterly mindraped.
>>21481248Pretending AEW is still on the air because of the quality of the show and not because Tony doesn't give a shit about losing millions of dollars is some of the most disingenuous shit you fags spew and that's saying something.
>>21481278>defending AEW>thinks LU is boringKek what a pedestrian
>>21481287dynamite pulls the same live US viewership, often more, than raw at a fraction of the price. can't wait to see your shooting star press off a bridge at Renewal Day 2 btw.
>>21481295>pulls more viewership than a dying show that has abysmal overnightsHow does that refute what he said about aew being qualitatively garbage?
>>21481303>Pretending AEW is still on the air because of the quality of the shownot able to read? or just shoot retarded?
>>21480955You have no actual defense which is why you've had to resort to nothing but name calling and personal attacks lmfao
>>21481305Yes, that's a quote from his post relating to the poor quality, but how is what you said (the following post, that's how the passage of time works), refute that?
>>21481309you're a shoot retard then, got it
>>21481313Congratulations on managing to hit post with your monitor switched off lilbro
>>21481314yawnfeel free to keep seething, i won :)
The only person who’s storyline’s are worse than Will’s are Swerve’s.
>>21481314kek raped that retarded pig
>>21481317I got you in your feelings.
>>21481295>dave saidYea dont care, bitch. Rewatching Lucha Underground again this weekend while you pretend to enjoy Full Queer
>>21481368>Rewatching Pimpinela Escarlata and Joey Ryan while you pretend to enjoy Full Queer
>>21481380And somehow they were still better booked better and seem less faggy than Tony's current world champion
Trannies begged for it and Tony gave them what they wanted
>>21479733Bobby don't miss
