FIRDAY KWAB SLOPDOWN

>>21484809
>cena shilling yank only slop
FUCK YOU LET THE EUFAGS BUY IT
>Tiffany returns for her very obvious heel turn explanation
She was just so sick of how needy Chelsea is and how everything about her is so fake
>Fake Mythical man vs Gunther
gay
>mfts
KINO
>japanese puppet men
gay

Gunther losing clean to Balor is the only reason to tune in but even that's not enough. What a pissant card and what a pissant show.

>>21484809
kek obese subhuman smarks are seething today

Friday means Sam’s Club pizza!

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>>21484809
watching for Tiffy

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>>21484809

here is Smackdown the show got leaked to YouTube early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6_L_CaOOQM
Team Santa vs Team Jesus getting booked for Survivor Series

>>21484809
oh god the cena classic what a joke event
based johnny boy tho just doing as he's told

Are we gonna get the coconut/bulbasaur gang wars today?

>>21484942
Heavier on the women's side more likely since they haven't officially started that build yet. Bayley got pulled from working an NXT event and is there tonight.

gay thread

>>21485016
So I can skip this one then. Thanks.

>>21485016
Jade bayley feud oh boy

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Pizza and a hot dog!

>>21485050
It’s Smackdown. You can always skip it. It’s VERY clearly the B-show.

>>21485050
Honestly you probably should.
I don't even know what you could do tonight other than setup midcard stuff for Survivor Series. Cody and Punk have their stuff booked already being in USA vs Mexico 5v5. If you're not interested in Trick Williams or wherever this Gunther/Balor is going, there's not a whole lot on the men's side to look forward to. They don't shit with the Tag Division.

>michin is gonna be in wargames
>she's going to be shaking her gigantic black ass on the top of the cage

nice

>>21485132
Stop pretending she’s attractive.

>>21485137
Anon Michin is attractive in the same way Thekla is attractive
You want to do things to her that you'd never do to a normal woman

Maybe Evil debuts and helps Bakusai because what else is he gonna do in NXT.

>>21485107
>>21485109
Thanks for the tips anons

Im gonna get drunk

>>21485145
Wish EVIL would have stayed in Japan. WWE/NXT killed his aura

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>>21485091
Cheese pizza for Club Penguin?
https://www.cpjourney.net/

>>21485166
Same anon
but my excvuse is I'm an eufag and this shit is not tolerable sober

We commin from Leonida

Tony Kwab is finna SEETHING

>>21485184
based i need to get drunk to stay up watching ads until 3am

>>21485202
>3am
>Ads

This is prep for tomorrow night when AEW has a show end at 5am to watch Marina fist Mercedes to death

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I made spaghetti and meatballs.
Eating outside and having cigar and sipping on jap whiskey.

>>21485214
needs parmesan

>>21485214
Watery sauce

>>21485214
nice china

>>21485214
I’d coat it in my “special sauce”

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>>21485224
I'm sure my mom would happy to hear that. Literally all I have in my cupboard is Polish pottery.

>>21485091
Your mom got this plate from dollar tree
>>21485214
This guy MOGS. Respectfully.

Smackchads it’s our night!

>>21484809
>Finn Balor vs. Gunther
>MFTs defend the WWE Tag Team Titles against Bakusai
Both will end in DQs

How rigged will the cena classic be?

>>21485252
Considering Pro Wrestling is fixed, I'd say about 100%

>>21484809
What happened to Demon Finn?

>>21485254
went back to hell

>>21485252
anon under vince the wwe at least pretended with the taboo tuesday
>a hardcore match
>a street fight
>a no holds barred

And they still had backups if they gave decent choices
>hardcore
>stretcher
>first blood

Hunter's WWE?
Holy shit, they literally have a fake show about a fake show but pretend it's real

Why is josh wrestling so gay?

>>21485254
he doesn't wrestle on TV

>Tiffy will hold the belt until Rhea returns
Either way I lose. I can't stand either of them.

>>21485273
joshi

I am ready for Michin's extremely gigantic black ass

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Hell yeah time to shitpost with the boys

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Lads.... what is it tonight?

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I'm thinking of only watching PPVs from now on

>>21485289
Michin's gigantic black ass

i wonder if any wrestlers got fucked over from the plane groundings

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MEGA POO

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I maded Proscuitto, Salami, and Pepperoni Subs with Mustard, Green Onions, and Mayo for Friday Night Smackdown :)

One for tonight and one for tomorrow :)

>>21485289
Pomegranates of course

Very ethnic crowd

>and now, for the CC, a tournament that isn't actually a tournament
>but now you understand, you the viewers can decide
>if you are American only and sub
>no, you can't be non-American and pay to vote

I want to give my money

>>21485293
Considering how many wrestlers live in Florida I doubt it had much of impact.

>club wwe classic

Don't care

Massive poo

>>21485297
And Habenaro Colby Jack Cheese

Cena should come out with a suit instead of his gear since he won't wrestle

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damn thats a lot of people
>>21485289

>>21485289
Flavored lube and edible body paint, unfortunately

>>21485297
1. Did you toast it?
2. Colby is a choice with those meats.

Would still eat.

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that's big match john brother

oh a little fan in it spins

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Shortest.

Retirement.

Ever.

>>21485307
I like that he hasn't worn the jorts at least.

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GREATEST OF ALLL TIME

>>21485307
I wouldn't rule out a xina match for the Xina classic desu

>>21485310
1. I toasted the buns with olive oil in the oven. I dont like super toasted melty subs

2. Only cheese i had on hand

>>21485293
smackdown is probably fine but full gear is 100% fucked

Noam dar was on raw 10 years ago

>>21485320
what is that

Charles confirmed tranny? HOLY SHIT

THE NEPOBABY CLASSIC ROLLS ON

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He looks so cool?

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brother kendal gray is gonna win the john cena classic
AND WE LIKE THAT

>>21485315
>as long as I’m not wearing jorts I’m technically not lying
sneaky corporate weasel John

This is like that dumb in season tourney the NBA does

>>21485322
why

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fuck this shit

>charles
Eh

I kinda like this Charlotte gear.

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>charles

>Ashley Flat Iron Board
Charlotte ruined herself with crossfit

>I know the tournament was supposed to be for up and coming talent but we REALLY need to put butts in seats

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This tournament is going to suck, isnt it?

based chuck

>>21485340
the whole point is that it's main roster vs NXT
the only NXT girl announced so far is kelani jordan

>forces the servant of color to be the rope bitch
Giga over with me

>>21485340
It's supposed to be MR talent vs NXT talent.

But charles has only one good match in her full career

>>21485326
He looks like Malcolm X

>for ten years I've been trying to get into a storyline

So the CC is shoot trying to be a shoot?

>>21485343
>>21485345
No, it's fucking Not you idiots

charles manifested working with john cena like she manifested motherhood

>>21485326
Yes

"STORYLINE"?

YOURE LIVE ON AIR. STOP KILKING THE BUSINESS

>>21485349
It is, are you retarded?

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>storyline
fucking hell paul

charles telling them to stfu lmao she is the funniest wrestler of all time

>>21485353
It was never fucking mentioned as that you dump fuck

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>i know my 87 year old dad is drunk right now

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This promo sucks get out of the ring

>I shit the bed (_______)

>chuck wankfest
god fuck this

>I shit the b__

Is charles a heel here?

kek crowd doesn't care about this bitch ass looking ass tranny ass

What is she referring to

>Charlotte without Alexa

NO DIMES

>>21485367
Tiffy's 0-3 comment.

FUCKING SHIT GO ON A PODCAST

I fucking hate this bitch so much

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why do they keep mentioning AEW wrestler ric flair?

so this is genuinely a tournament where it's shoot not kayfabe?
Like holy fuck what's next? Is Charlotte going to say 'I'm Ashley and I will win'

>>21485353
>>21485357
>showcase new talent and SOME main roster talents
it was never main roster vs NXT

what is this bitch babbling about

>you deserve it

Deserve what?

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This is so fuckin cringe

What is this bitch yapping about?

I thought becky getting exposed as the asshole in their relationship is what turned things around for charles

Charles is mentioning SA-SHIT almost ruining her career backstage

>>21485367
charlotte and tiffany shooting on each other during a promo

I need some Japanese pussy bros

I’m just gonna admit it. I don’t like Charlotte.

kek at the one guy booing

It still blows my mind that I’m older than her. Plastic surgery is cancer

>you deserve it chants when she has 11 fucking title reigns

>>21485381
the BIDF tried to sweet that under the rug
charles dindu nuffin
becky is a shoot heel

is this a shoot tournament? if so womeme stand no chance lol

>>21485382
No, shes mentioning the incident of her being sexually assaulted backstage last year

>>21485214
making your own sauce takes less than 5 minutes you know
you can boil the tomatos and mash them on a cast iron pan with seasoning for a rustic style sauce
obviously the meatballs are the part that will take you 8 minutes instead of 5

LETS GOOOOOO!
AEW LOST!

>win a fake vote
I... I like charlotte. I'm glad she got more than just 'flair's kid' but the fuck is this
>breaks kayfabe non stop
>I need a storyline with you John
Is this seriously what the fuck hunter thinks is good

Based John big leaguing these no dimes shitters and stealing mic time.

>Charles comes out to make the segment about herself
Cringe.

>john going over time
Finn getting squashed as his match gets cut down by five minute

>i'm going to go over my time but I don't care
yeah way to put over the current generation

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I know like a sound like an incel but Charles is too ugly for me to care about her

>im going to cut into some midcarder's time and I dont care
=BASED

>>21485399
thanks, John!

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it's weird to think that they are inevitably going to rerun a charles/becko program where the roles are reversed and charles is the face

>women's titles
doesn't count

>>21485375
He said it is Main Roster vs NXT in an interview for Sports Illustrated a few days ago.

>>21485398
the segment that's about her being invited to the john cena classic? she made that about herself?

i shed a tear

Charles wants the BMJ seed inside her soon to be dried womb

>>21485402
We don't post selfies here, incel

>Charlotte
>Being 18x champ
She is nearly 50

>>21485408
Nope not true

>>21485408
that was different than the original announcement. So it’s changed since then. They can’t keep shit straight

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>>21485407
and 3 of those title wins were during a week where the womeme title was a hot potato

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>DOOD THIS IS ALL FAKE BTW
what the fuck is up with wwe these days?

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some boos in there for cody

The world would be a better place if more people were like John Cena.

>team mexico
>pulling from smack
AAA...... At least pretend Fenix is part of their roster he is the fucking champ

holy shit did Rey get his shins removed

>>21485415
Brother, you can look it up on their website.

>>21485402
>I know like a sound like an incel
Good morning saar

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sasha carried charles

>>21485423
It’s Axiom
>But he’s from Spa-
Doesn’t matter

>>21485427
I'm drunk

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>not opening with charlotte/jacy when she was already out there
For what purpose?

>>21485414
wasn't Goldberg near 50 when he last had it

>>21485426
Nah Here's what I'm gonna do instead.
I'm gonna hide this thread, and you will NEVER be able to reply to me again, because I'll be gone. Your insane seething compounded by your burning insecurities will make me live rent free in your mind and absolutely smother your pathetic limp spirit.
So, I win. Enjoy seething forever, you retarded faggot jabroni bitch. Bye. :)

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Why does aldis care about Team USA

Does anyone shoot like MFT

>>21485435
For a struggle session

>>21485418
another one is the nxt womens title which is barely more prestigious than the 24/7 title

big boos for #1 contender cody lmao

>Coconut niggers vs jap comedy act
And fuck triple nose and TKO btw

>>21485432
Rey Mysterio is very racist

This is the match

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>>21485435
>open with a heart felt promo that makes you tear up
>get squashed 8 minutes later

cody looking healthy

>>21485423
it is clearly going to be fenix
who the fuck else is it gonna be? ivar? kevin owens?

>>21485450
wish we could say the same about you

>>21485447
Most Mexicans are

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>Panda Express commercial without Chinese women
For what purpose?

>>21485436
She better hope her knees are still good

>>21485449
tbf, I think the match is going to have a fuck finish anyway, probably fairly short too.

>>21485451
it should be a non-Mexican in a mask, for the lulz

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They should bring back the Black Reign gimmick.

I thought the Black Reign gimmick portrayed by Dustin Rhodes in TNA was really cool

btw this is all fake

>>21485451
He's saying they're making fenix be a smack wrestler and not a AAA one

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>>21485429
and what's sasha doing these days

>>21485456
running out of aunties

>>21485456
panda express doesnt want to out all their chinese spies

>>21485463
AEW is where the best wrestle.

>>21485460
They should be bringing back the Seven gimmick. It was kino. And would be very relevant in this day and age.

>>21485454
>>21485447
That's literally impossible. They cant be

>>21485409
he had no answer to this
you cooked that pig

>>21485461
nu uh, my dad works for wrestling and that is false and untrue. you are just gay

KINO ASS THEME

>>21485466
>tfw no chinese spy pussy
It's like Xi doesn't even want a grassroots takeover

>20 mins of a 2 hour show on a charlotte promo
no wonder smack doesn't get 4 threads anymore

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Tiffany supporter BTFO Charles

Need it or keep it?!

I love Bakusai.

shinsuke is permanently over
give him the WHC

How much do you think Hiromu's coat weighs?

BASED MUPPETS COAT

i love this funny lil jap man

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Nakamura's face theme is legit one of the best in the entire company. They should just use that banger for the both of them

can hiromu get over bros?

Bukakke!

>>21485469
>telling minorities what they can and can't be
Wow. Yikes. Oof -no, BIG oof.

>>21485475
>posting yourself (with a cringe username to boot)
Grim

Am I losing my mind or is this a new ref? Feel like I would know most of them.

nooj mentioned

>>21485481
It at least as much as five ikemen Jiro jackets

>>21485486
I feel like he should've started on NXT

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>CHOPPAS

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How the fuck did gayew do a zoomer streamer gimmick before WWE? we fumbled this one.

you choppa me...?

Gunther btfo

>>21485499
Didn't they have someone with a twitch streamer gimmick in NXT a few years ago?

>>21485499
Theory had a social media selfie addict gimmick for a while

>>21485499
Does the Grayson Waller Effect not count?

>>21485502
I dunno. I dont watch that awful "show"

>>21485499
There was the british chick that was a kayfabe streamer

charlotte sucks

why she keeps doing the retarded queen act if she wants to be a baby face

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>>21485499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZM-wHRMaVA

>>21485494
it ain't helping big evil
but evil uniquely cannot restrain his urge to put over young talent

>>21485512
if she showed a tasteful amount of butthole she would really get over

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>>21485499
>his gimmick is that he begs 12 year olds for their lunch money in donations over the internet

>>21485513
>>21485507
>>21485505
>>21485504
Yeah but they are doing like a looksmaxxer clavicular gimmick and it's pretty topical and actually funny

>>21485499
they could have done this with the vanity project but HBK fumbled and didn't push it hard enough
and it's sad because nick wayne's gimmick is total kino and we could have had that

>>21485513
Isn't she married to one of the guys from Pretty Deadly?

>>21485486
He is a getting decent response. Still odd that he went straight up when Evil didn't. Perhaps a Nakamura favor. I assume he is on the shinsuke grind of taking it easy and collecting checks

>>21485521
so they're ripping off Vanity Project

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Hey!@

Dustin rhodes Here

>>21485521
they should make peptide gooner his theme

>>21485521
I mean technically this is the Vanity Project's gimmick minus the streaming aspect.

>>21485526
kit wil son

>>21484809
Any chance of a womemes match? I need to rub one out

Shinsuke very jiggly now

More like Shinsuke Porkamura

>>21485537
Fuck off

How is Nakamura still so over despite everything?

>>21485537
>>21484842

RAM

>Haku still taking bumps
Badass…

Haku took a bump...

>haku taking a bump
kek

oh no it's the fatasses

>Viking raiders now
Lame

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>actually worked into a seethe right now
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Why?

This sucks

BACK FROM AAA

>>21485554
kek

All new Japan in the ring

>>21485543
>>21484842
>Oops! No Asses

I rather see these two than the fucking rednnecks

>>21485543
shinsuke is thing: japan if that concept was a wrestler

Remember when these two were dating?

>someone who cowers away when someone stands up to them
Um... Finn, buddy, Matt Cardona did and he literally killed him

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hello everyone
happy friday the 13th smackadown

>snore raiders
aw... i was rooting for nakamura

these two used to have sex

>>21485566
And now Cathy is walled and has no eggs LOL

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FALLON SEXO!

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i'm ngl if i was HHH trying to unfuck the tag division i so badly raped, the first thing i would do would be to fire the war raiders
at least erik, maybe ivar can be a kino singleton again

>>21485576
Where is that not cool faggot in your webm anyways?

>>21485571
Fraxiom and Priest?

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Stomach is still sore. Still not drunk.

I would take Lyra Ivy and Raquel over the Viking raiders and Finn. Combined. I would take 20 masons and 1 Reina Volcan over one Finn Balor.

>>21485566
cathy dated velveteen dream (based)

>>21485543
It's a split between a cool theme song and people who remember his NJPW matches

>>21485566
>>21485571
I wonder if it's awkward for them to do these segments now...

wait, where is the big tits viking girl?

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>>21485576
>the best thing to unfuck a division is to have less people in it

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>>21485568
>monster
I should really go to to gas station but it’s cold as balls

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How are the wrestlers going to leave Ft. Lauderdale if all flights are grounded nationwide?

>>21485589
let go years ago

>They got Stunning Steve Gear

>>21485589
Bald vikings gave her a career ending pregnancy or somethibg. Who cares

>>21485590
it's about picking the right people
the snore raiders are taking up space that could be used on better tag teams that aren't proven crowd killers

>>21485592
theyre converting it to be the next performance center

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Is anyone actually watching saudi manai?

>>21485592
They just lifted that a couple minutes ago

>>21485592
They all be sleepin at the PC

>>21485580
he's apparently fine but they're not sure what to do with him or how to bring him back
to be fair there's really nothing for him to do that isn't a retread on raw right now, they could send him to smack but it's already crowded
i don't miss him

>Second time a match between these teams has ended in a DQ
FUCK OFF.

AXIOM AZUL

HAHA IT’S WEPA TIME

axiombros THIS IS IT

>>21485601
If AEW does a counter program then no.

just fire the mft and war raiders no one cares

FUCKING SHIT GET A FUCKING PODCAST SOMEWHERE ELSE

Chelsea green is awful

>>21485609
That's not his name.

>dimeless mexican #1 vs dimeless mexican #2
ughhhhhhhhhhhh

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If I wanted to fix the tag team division I wouldn't feed Fraxiom to Zesty Taker

ALL RISE FOR THE RESTROOM

ALL RISE FOR THE BATHROOM

>>21485620
>>21485620
>>21485620
>>21485620

>>21485591
you got this, anon. just wait for the piss break match and send it

ALL RISE FOR YOUR COCK SUCKED

>turn heel
>still playing to the crowd

Axiom basadito

ALL RISE FOR THE PHONE SCROLL

>>21485618
Neither is Mexican tho

>>21485621
true, I’d get rid of Fraxiom entirely. those guys blow

>>21485622
>>21485623
Lmfao it's kinda crazy just how badly he's fallen off. Not that he was ever great. But he at least felt somewhat important a few years ago

>>21485624
>>21485624
>>21485624