you are shitoko, an obese mexican loser. you have put off your revenge on society for a long time, but with ICE closing in, you need to figure out something quick.you are banned from owning a gun, you don't have a driver's license, and you are too fucking fat and slow to carry out a mass stabbing. luckily for you, your farts are so fucking disgusting that they can knock out and even kill gringos.with that realization, you now have a concept of a plan, which is a good start. now you need to figure out the rest.>search for an enclosed space with lots of people>search for food that causes massive and horrendously malodorous flatulence>get a fucking job so that you have more money>read books to increase your IQ and plan better in the future>solve some puzzles to increase your IQ and plan better in the future>write in
>>6366412>goon to touhou and drink coke
>>6366412>you don't have a driver's licenseDrive anyways
>>6366412>read books to increase your IQ and plan better in the future
>>6366425you try to goon to touhou but you can't find your tiny mexican pecker because it's hidden under your massive gut.>no mame wey. my peepee obsessed with miyou then go to the fridge and open it. unfortunately, only 1 gallon is left.>the fridge obsessed with me o algoyou down it in a single chug, then unleash a burp that kills several of the cockroaches in your house.>>6366479you realize that you don't have a car, either, and you don't know how to steal one.>el carro obsessed with mi>>6366656you waddle your ass down to the library. the librarian gags for a moment as you approach.<h-how can I help you, sir?>hola pende-senor i'm looking for books to make me smarterer<um... you'll have to be more specificwrite in the books that you want to ask for. also roll 1d100 bo3 to not fuck up this basic conversation
>>6366705We would like a book on how to hotwire a car, a book on american cheeseburger food (trying to blend into the culture, o algo), and a book with tiddies, since we have needs cabrón.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>6366748I forgot to roll o algo
/qst/ obsessed with mi...
>>6366705>no image
Jvg87Zz7 obsessed with mi...
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>6366705book on vegetables and digestive enzymes so we can grow deadlier
>>6366412 (OP)>search for an enclosed space with lots of peopleMi farts son already muy lethaloso, so mi just need to locatizar unos MAGA chuditos to gas. Mi will robar them of their dinero, y use it to buy libros, ese, yeah.
>>6367591roll niggatype dice+1d100 in the options field o algo
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>6367624
update probably tomorrow o algo because sleep obsessed with mi
As Shitoko was talking to the librarian, three ICE agents enter the library and announce:>this is a raid you have illegal aliens or somethingThey walk up to Shitoko>sir have you seen any illegals we received a report that there was a mexican here or however taco is fried>ay caramba, americanos are obsessed...Shitoko whisperedWhat does Shitoko do?>Pretend to be American >Escape >Fight>Write-in
>>6370615Pull off one of the ice agent's masks, revealing him to be hispanic
>>6370615>Write-in >"You are not allowed to arrest me, the DOW is over 50K."
>>6370808Shitoko senses a familiar scent of tacos and cola from one of the ICE agents>ay hermano why you working for ice obsessed traitoroHe reaches for the agents mask and pulls it off. The face behind the mask could be called hispanic. It would be also equally valid to describe it as saxon, nordic, indian and SEAsian, among many other races.>what are yo-The agents take a couple of steps back and pull out their handguns>you are under arrest for assaulting an officer and being mexican or something>get down or you will be shot or whatever>>6370811>"You are not allowed to arrest me, the DOW is over 50K"Replies Shitoko, in an uncharacteristic manner. The officers seem to second guess whether or not Shitoko is a mexican.>you don't sound mexican i think >we still should arrest you for assault or however the milk is shakedWhat does Shitoko do?
>>6370953"I announce the talmud o algo"
>>6371035
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>6371035
>>6370953"six seven o algo"
