you are shitoko, an obese mexican loser. you have put off your revenge on society for a long time, but with ICE closing in, you need to figure out something quick.you are banned from owning a gun, you don't have a driver's license, and you are too fucking fat and slow to carry out a mass stabbing. luckily for you, your farts are so fucking disgusting that they can knock out and even kill gringos.with that realization, you now have a concept of a plan, which is a good start. now you need to figure out the rest.>search for an enclosed space with lots of people>search for food that causes massive and horrendously malodorous flatulence>get a fucking job so that you have more money>read books to increase your IQ and plan better in the future>solve some puzzles to increase your IQ and plan better in the future>write in
>>6366412>goon to touhou and drink coke
>>6366412>you don't have a driver's licenseDrive anyways
>>6366412>read books to increase your IQ and plan better in the future
>>6366425you try to goon to touhou but you can't find your tiny mexican pecker because it's hidden under your massive gut.>no mame wey. my peepee obsessed with miyou then go to the fridge and open it. unfortunately, only 1 gallon is left.>the fridge obsessed with me o algoyou down it in a single chug, then unleash a burp that kills several of the cockroaches in your house.>>6366479you realize that you don't have a car, either, and you don't know how to steal one.>el carro obsessed with mi>>6366656you waddle your ass down to the library. the librarian gags for a moment as you approach.<h-how can I help you, sir?>hola pende-senor i'm looking for books to make me smarterer<um... you'll have to be more specificwrite in the books that you want to ask for. also roll 1d100 bo3 to not fuck up this basic conversation
>>6366705We would like a book on how to hotwire a car, a book on american cheeseburger food (trying to blend into the culture, o algo), and a book with tiddies, since we have needs cabrón.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>6366748I forgot to roll o algo
