OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde.You're gearing up to head for the Final Battle™, so right now you're just chilling back at the guild. You've had quite a nap.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>6417914What are our optionsI hate the new captcha system
>>6417914>STRETCH AND TAKE A POST-WAKEUP WALKDer Snoozer
>>6417926>>6417928Ah yes of course, your options, post-wake up:- Go for a walk- Have breakfast- Mald over new Captcha- Hang out with the homies- Beat up OP- Check gear- Mald about new Captcha- Flip that table over there
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>6417934Go to the King's castle.
>>6417935Of course! With the current crisis, surely you can complain about the new Captcha--I mean petition the King for supplies or whatever
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>6417939Let's go!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>6417939>>6417940How far is the king's castle from here
>>6417940Of course, just a moderate trek through the city. You can go alone and get the other members to come with. Up to you, really.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>6417952If we bring everyone there then he'll be convinced
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>6417953>>6417952Das rite
Rolled 93 (1d100)Not the fucking king castle guy again...
>>6417954>>6417955As Firemane resolves to grab her friends to go meet the king, an Anon loathes the prospect
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>6417960Such is life.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>6417960He just kept suggesting the same thing over and over and over and over and over last time thread. It's annoying. I don't WANT to see the king.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6417960The king clearly has a fan
>>6417963Maybe the king will sent us to do some cool quest, perhaps? Instead of dealing with the barbarian horde this time around.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)>>6417972>>6417967You mean the barbarian horde coming right for the kingdom? That horde?Uh sure, why not
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>6417972>More no-kings nonsense Geez, I wonder who could be behind this signpost?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>6417972Why would we need to meet a king now? We didn't do it before, we just went through the guild. This ain't no generic d&d where we gotta meet a king so he can tell us to go clean a dungeon full of skeletons.
>>6417973Yes. Let's leave these anons and go collect our boys
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>6417978Go and scoop'em up.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>6417978Well, a horde led by the Final Boss(TM) would definitely require the attention of the king.And probably the entire guild is there
>>6417979Right, the only one Firemane can sense is Ezekiel, dont ask her how she can do that, while the others would probably need Firemane to ask around for a bit
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>6417985Take the scenic route.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6417985Does Ezekiel know?
>>6417987"Hey, suspicious guy I met in a back alley, you ever get a feeling like you're being stalked by a hot woman""What"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>6417989Suspicious guy suddenly disappears, replaced by a burn smear on the ground
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>6417989"Hey, check this out."Guy flashs open his cloak trenchcoat style to Ezekiel.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)>>6418000Aw man, it's one of those cursed weapon sellers-wait that hand...
>>6418003Wait a minute...that card..
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>6418007WHAT DOES IT MEAN"Cmon, I need to get back to kidnapping little g- I mean hiding in small dark alleys away from the sight of guards"
>>6418009"So, you want some of this super fantabulous artifacts and weaponry, kid? It's quiiiite a deal"
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>6418010Don't believe him he is a space deer
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6418010For some reason you really don't trust that guy.He just extrudes a bad omen
>>6418012"Don't look at me like that"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>6418014>>6418013
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>6418014"It's alright. I already have a Hyper Weapon"Ezekiel whips it out in between his legs.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)>>6418000>>6418018lmao GOLDNight Knightess walks in on them and misinterprets the scene.Or does she?
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>6418018>>6418019Alright anon, now the joke's just getting old. Just call it here.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>6418018>>6418019I'm sure the seller is a perfectly ordinary skeletonEzekiel's not even the right gender for him
>>6418019"Hmmmm yes. Very good length. Sturdy, rigid, even"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6418027GET AWAY FROM THAT PEDOPHILE
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>6418027FAK'N LEGEND MATEOh shit, thank you. I haven't laughed like that since I was a little school girl. Still laughing.She covers her eyes and whisks Ezkeiel away, yelling about how you should only be doing that with someone you love and on the day of your marriage in the matrimonial bed.
>>6418029Ezekiel isn't a kid though
>>6418032GET AWAY FROM THAT EPHEBOPHILE
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>6418027>>6418031
>>6418029>>6418031>>6418035"ZEKE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!""I was just showing him my sword!""GASP! NO! YOU CAN'T BE SHOWING YOUR SWORD TO RANDOM STRANGERS! YOU SHOULD ONLY DO IT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED! IN THE SANCTITY OF YOUR OWN CHAMBERS! WITH THE LIGHTS OFF!"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>6418038"Damnit, I was going to capture him for my daughter"
>>6418034No pretty sure he's just a young man of legal age.
>>6418040"Drat. Well there goes that venture"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>6418045He didn't buy it, looks like it's Plan T - Texas.Better report to Kid's brother that it's back to killing
>>6418048Anyway, we return to Firemane, whose Ezekiel Senses has just been triggered....He's in the presence of a another female!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>6418051Hey Firemane what's-CAN'T TALK ANOTHER FEMALE HAS ENTERED THE AREA
>>6418052And so Firemane busts through the guild hall's wall and ran off towards Kid. The Guild man will definitely deduct that from her pay later.And I...gotta eep. Communist Overlords demands I wake early tomorrow. Bread continue laters wheneverupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>6418055Thanks for running. Don't work too hard now.
>>6418055Funny how Lolisniffer always somehow sneaks in somehow, or his children Sometimes both.It's as if he's the mascot of notapaladin
Also, reading the previous thread, that spooky witch looks familiar...Almost...green
Nom*
>>6418102Wwait a minute, you're not OP!
>>6418102I can't believe you'd leave a man without his poak bun
I miss these thread-wait the quest is still going?
>>6418102Stealing an honest man's lunch, baka>>6418222Yes
>>6418247It's Bandit, he's always stealingWe should have killed Fester againAlso Firemane not beating the allegations
>>6418032>>6418041>he just looks like a short teenFiremane shush
the next update will not be one month from nowit will be two months
>>6418102A dog's gotta eat.
Bread continues tomorrow
>>6418438Noice!
>>6418438op that's stereotypical
OP ate too much dog
