You woke up today in your crappy apartment, and discovered you're a monster now.Shit.Why did you transform?>Shut-in among shut-insWhat's so wrong about wanting to stay inside your apartment!? You have a job! People are scary! People are mean! The sun causes cancer! All of them just want to drag you out to laugh at you! Fuck them! Fuck them! The dim lighting of your room, the cozy way your bed stinks, that's what you can trust! The dark is your friend! Your home is your castle, your cave, your lair!POWER: SHADOW PALSYou have ribbons of darkness dangling off you that form hands. They act automatically to attack and defend you. They can't really be controlled beyond deactivation or getting them to not attack or defend, but they regenerate quickly and with zero cost of energy. You also get stronger in darkness.>FEAR OF THIS EXACT FUCKING SCENARIO...Goddamnit. You turned into a monster because you were scared of turning into a monster, and then getting brutally killed without a hero even asking if you wanted to surrender first. What the fuck. That's not even irrational. In fact, your fear is proving really rational right now! And of course, you look fucking terrible. Horrible. For fuck's sake, you don't even have THUMBS.POWER: CLUSTERFUCKYour... unique form provides many surprises. You are incredibly hard to predict in battle, and can do a LOT of things- though not very well. A Very Jack of all-trades build. However, is the most overtly monstrous looking option, and is the most likely to get you attacked on sight.>ParanoiaYou know the truth. The REAL truth. There's something wrong with the hero commission. You've seen it. No one believes you. But you know. You know the truth. You'll make them see. To save them. You saw it. You're the only one who did. King is not the strongest man in the world. You knew him. Before he was king. His scar, from a mere tiger class. You must expose the truth before it's too late. After all, the hero commission is clearly worshipping the demiurge and preparing King as the sacrifice to Yaldabaoth to wake the slumbering queen in the cereal galaxy. This monsterization is clearly the result of them slipping drugs in your food!POWER: TEMPORARY ENGLIGHTENMENTWith the gaze of your many eyes, you can make someone see the truth, the hidden conspiracies, the shadowy cabals, the coming of GOD, the people who orchestrated the fall of Pogs. They shall be your steadfast ally, but alas, the 5g singals poisoning the air will re-assert their grasp in time unless you refresh your casting.NOTE: Updates will likely be inconsistent, I gotta do the verification thing a lot
>>6426866>FEAR OF THIS EXACT FUCKING SCENARIOis funny, so I vote
>>6426866>FEAR OF THIS EXACT FUCKING SCENARIOOH NO
>>6426866>FEAR OF THIS EXACT FUCKING SCENARIOYou are...the monster monster!
>>6426866>>FEAR OF THIS EXACT FUCKING SCENARIOWHERE ARE MY FUCKING THUMBS. FUCK.
>>6426866>>Shut-in among shut-insedge lord lets go
Shiiiit. Shit. Shit. Shit.Man. This blows fucking ass.You take a look at yourself in a mirror. Oh yeah. This is exactly the horseshit that you feared the most when thinking about crap like this. You're not humanoid, not cute, and your design is incredibly vague in a way that could possibly imply you're one of those really fucked up sexual deviant monsters- no ones gives two shits over if anyone pastes those on arrival, even if technically speaking, heroes are supposed to give monsters that aren't actively attacking or vandalizing property a chance to surrender. At the very least, you don't feel particularly dizzy or sick from having all these extra eyes now...From moving around, you've determined that your "main" body is the weird little lockbox, while the bullshit flesh tree above you is more like... a tail with eyes?Either way, these sawblades make it impossible for you to do anything.All in all, from your legs to the tip of your tree, you're about 6ft tall, and your main body is about the size of a dog....Crap. Your original plan in this nightmare situation was to calmly call the hero commission and inform them of your change, then lie face down on the ground until they got here and you got locked in a treatment center. You don't think you could dial your phone without breaking it... Why on earth did you decide to save money by buying a rotary!?WAT DO?>Go out into the street, park your butt, and calmly wait for a hero to arrive, then explain the situation.>Attempt to dial your phone (Roll a 1d100)>Freak out and trash your apartment>Write in
>>6426911>Write-inSurely we had a contingency plan for "Scenerio where I become a monster that looks so freaky he'd get murdered immediately if he tried to surrender"
>>6426869>>6426875>>6426897>>6426901>>6426905Whoops, forgot to reply.
>>6426912Supporting the contingency.
>>6426911>write in>You have a good friend in the apartment building over, go and knock on his door to ask for help and find him turned into a monster as well! (Judgement bird)
>>6426911>>6426912+1 this. We had... a PLAN
>>6426911>Go out into the street, park your butt, and calmly wait for a hero to arrive, then explain the situation.
>>6426912>>6426925>>6426957>>6426958>>6426962Oh wait. Right, the backup PLAN for if you ever ended up incapable of dialing the phone! RIGHT! You have been paying your neighbor about 1000 Yen a week in return for the promise that if he ever met a monster that could do your secret knock, they would calmly and helpfully call the Hero Association for you and explain there was a good likelihood that there was a non-hostile monster right outside that may be their neighbor.You attempt to leave your apartment. ...Unfortunately, you don't have hands...Well. Time is of the essence, so...A deafening shriek and crash is heard as you tear through your cheap metal door with your sawblade hands. As you stick your tail/eyes out of the hallway, you realize that a small child from the lady who lives above you was in the hallway, and is running away screaming.Hm. Oh. That's not good. Very bad. You're pretty sure his mom owns a shotgun.You awkwardly gangle over to the door of your neighbor, and do the secret knock with your weird little drill feet. 2short knocks , 2 hard bangs, 2 short knocks, and 3 double-knocks....Shit... You don't hear any movement inside... It's decently early in the morning, so he might be sleeping... or he might not be home... The last time you saw him was... 2 days ago... FUUUUUCK. No, no, he's probably inside, right? RIGHT!?WAT DO.>Do the knock again, but LOUDER>Shit, Shit, Shit, okay, no, go into the street before shotgun mom comes!>Fuck it! Tear down the door, and when you spot the neighbor, do the knock on the floor and hope he recognizes the pattern! >Write in.
>>6426988>Do the knock again, but LOUDER
Finally the door opens and inside the friend is dressed in a hero suit, he was playing hero with his girlfriend. His girlfriend unaware of the secret pact, now chose to run towards the phone to call the hero association.> Kill your friend's girlfriend.> Try to explain yourself. > Run away.
>>6426866Are you the guy who did the last one?>Do the knock again, but LOUDER
>>6426988>Do the knock again, but LOUDERTrust in THE PLAN
>>6426988>Do the knock again, but LOUDER>>6427009Anon, are you trying to vote, or are you trying to write the quest yourself?
>>6426988>Shit, Shit, Shit, okay, no, go into the street before shotgun mom comes!
>>6426988>Fuck it! Tear down the door, and when you spot the neighbor, do the knock on the floor and hope he recognizes the pattern!We don't have time for questions!
Right, no, no, STICK TO THE PLAN!You tap your drillfeet against the door again.2 short, 2 hard, 2 short, 3 double...Uh-oh... Still nothing. FUCK. Okay, okay, no, no. AGAIN.2 short, 2 hard, 2 short, 3 double...Finally, you hear some movement inside! A lot of movement! Someone runs up to the door... you hear a little movement... and then the person inside runs away from the door.Hm. Oh no.Your neighbor might not have realized you were doing the knock, walked up, looked outside the peephole, and simply saw a monster and panicked, then ran away to call the police. Alternatively, they ran up to the door, saw that you were a monster, made the reasonable decision to not risk you accidentally cutting them in half if you tried to knock just as they opened the door/you went full dickass monster and are just trying to get a free kill, and is following the plan to call the hero association.Either way, this does not solve the shotgun mom problem.Your apartment is one of those "the hallway is a balcony" setup thingies, so you can clearly hear the kid running up the stairs. To his mom. Who has a SHOTGUN.Oh god, oh shit, monster rights are non-existent, the official advice to civilians is to literally always shoot first and ask questions later! Fuck, fuck, FUCK.WAT DO?>OH GOD STOP THE KID, STOP THE KID, NON-LETHALLY OF COURSE. (1D100)>STICK TO THE PLAN. SIT DOWN AND HOPE YOU CAN TANK/DODGE A SHOTGUN BLAST (1D100)>BREAK DOWN THE DOOR (1d100)>RETREAT TO YOUR APARTMENT! MAYBE STAYING IN ONE PLACE WILL MAKE THEM THINK YOU'RE NOT AGGRESSIVE!? RETREAT! (1d100)>Write inNOTE: For ease of questing, if you do a write in, roll a 1d100- not every action will need a 1d100, but it's better if rolls are pre-loaded so I don't gotta do them myself.Rolls are Best of Three.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>6427218>RETREAT TO YOUR APARTMENT! MAYBE STAYING IN ONE PLACE WILL MAKE THEM THINK YOU'RE NOT AGGRESSIVE!? RETREAT! (1d100)If it's good enough for the Joestars then its good enough for us!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>6426911>even if technically speaking, heroes are supposed to give monsters that aren't actively attacking or vandalizing property a chance to surrender.NON CANONNON CANON!!!!!!!>>6427218>RETREAT TO YOUR APARTMENT! MAYBE STAYING IN ONE PLACE WILL MAKE THEM THINK YOU'RE NOT AGGRESSIVE!? RETREAT! (1d100)
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>6427218>RETREAT TO YOUR APARTMENT! MAYBE STAYING IN ONE PLACE WILL MAKE THEM THINK YOU'RE NOT AGGRESSIVE!? RETREAT! (1d100)
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>6426866I see someone got inspired by monster quest>>6427218>STICK TO THE PLAN. SIT DOWN AND HOPE YOU CAN TANK/DODGE A SHOTGUN BLAST (1D100)
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>6427218>>STICK TO THE PLAN. SIT DOWN AND HOPE YOU CAN TANK/DODGE A SHOTGUN BLAST (1D100)
