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Last Time on 3rd Born Son:

The Latterborn chose to escape with their loot rather than risk venturing deeper into the Doom in search of Brightroar. During their escape, they lost many of their number and almost the whole of the expedition to an apparition of the Many face God, a Thing that sought to have them take on the debts owed by those within the doom.

With Jason's lead, the Latterborn denied the debt and managed to escape, only for Asha and Jason to be cast into the boiling sea of Old Valyria. Miraculously, they awoke off the shores of Tolos safe and sound, where they made the decision to walk the demon road to return to Volantis.

On the way there, they stopped at Mantarys, where they discovered a branch family of the Blackfyres ruled over the forgotten city of mutants and the twisted of form, the Lady of Blackscales rules. Haenora Blackfyre, daughter of Maelys Blackfyre, was informed about the fate of her father, and became distressed.

x

“Sers,” you said, standing from your knee and holding your arms out “I must tell your lady the truth, but it is a harsh one, one that she will need support to bear.” You say, looking at each of the black cloaked men, then to Lady of Blackscales with your kindest eyes “Please, search me for weapons or threats as is your duty, but allow me to step closer, so I may support your lady in this telling.”

Asha looked at you with a mixture of confusion, astonishment, and the annoyance only a spouse could hold for their partner.

“No, no, y-you can stay away, Just…I d-don’t need,” The lady said, the imperial tone she had before gone, and the scared woman lost to time was laid bare.

Balarys, the black cloak closest to the Lady, stepped forward and took a knee, gently placing a hand on her shoulder. She seemed to calm, though her breath still showed signs of panic. He then looked at another Black cloak and nodded, who returned the gesture. The second black cloak stepped forward, his hand on his sword, which looked to be a curved blade meant to fly out of one's sheath with ease and speed. You had no doubt that if a man were to charge any one of them, or their lady, Seven forbid, their blades would see their work before the attackers heard the grind of metal on leather.

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>>6427107
He searched you, and removed any weapon he could find. He was thorough, doing his duty well as he found every weapon that had been on your person, and even a few knives that Asha had managed to somehow hide on you without your knowledge. You did not show your reaction, but you reasoned that you would have to speak to her about those hidden knives at some point in the future.

Once you were given the all clear, you were escorted by the Black cloak to the Lady of Blackscales, his hand at his blade ready to cut you down. Their willingness to allow you this close showed the short history of the order, the untouched nobility and trust that could only be fostered when taught how only to be an ideal knight. Your father might have considered this a weakness, a vulnerability to exploit, instead you could only feel happiness that so far from the stories of your home you could find such chivalry.

You came to her side, a woman whose world was collapsing around her, whose reality had been upended by an unknown history and truth. “My lady,” you said, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder. For a brief instance, you felt the texture of smooth scale beneath her silks.

She pulled away as if your touch was wild fire, pulling into herself “ No, take him away, I don’t wish to-“

“Your father Maelys Blackfyre,” you began, cutting her off as you hand gently found her shoulder again, showing no fear or hesitation “is not known well in the Seven Kingdoms, however from what I have seen here I can piece together what occurred from both what I know, and what I suspect. Daemon Blackfyre the 5th did something to garner your father’s ire, I do not know what, but it lead to your father slaying Daemon.” You said, and watched the woman’s shoulders slump as a dream died “After that, he took command of the Golden Company and found Allies with other crown seekers. Together they became known as the Nine kings, though the seven kingdoms derided them as the Ninepenny kings. They were united by purpose, promises to help one another gain kingdoms, and perhaps deeper things still. However, they met their defeat in the step stones attempting another Blackfyre invasion.”

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>>6427109
“No!” Lady of Blackscales said, surging forward and grabbing you shirt, shaking you in a panic as you looked at her with sympathy “No, grandmother had no plans like that. The golden Company yes, but no other crown seekers. It would have been the Golden Company, a vanguard of Faceless Men, a dozen other companies of sell swords, a hoard of Unsullied, there were even whispers that a distant aunt may bring to bear a Dothraki Khal.” She said, the scale of the planned invasion making your brows rise “And at its center, My Lord Husband Daemon and I, with our Black Cloaked Kingsguard, and the wealth of Valyria flooding our forces and turning the lords of Westeros. My father would have led a great host, all according to my grandmother's plans! You lie, my father would not go without these things!”

You placed your hands on hers, squeezing them to show your sincerity “I do not know what became of your Grandmother’s plans, only that they did not manifest. To the world, Maelys was the last Blackfyre, or at least the last Male Heir. He met the combined might of the Seven Kingdoms, and fell in battle against a Knight by the name of Barriston Selmy… Most believe your family to be extinct, and lost to time.” You say, your words feeling cruel but needing to be said.

Devastation. That was the only word that could describe the pools of violet that were searching your own for deception. They found none, and you saw beneath the veil of silk tears begin to fall, and you ignored the scales you saw around her eyes and the feeling of serpentine flesh beneath the silk gloves she wore. Her head fell, eyes cast down to the earth as the sound of a dying animal rose from inside her. You could not fathom her pain, her loss, or her disappointment in the life that had abandoned her.

Then, you could not fathom the rage as her gripped tightened on your collar, sharp finger talons cutting through the fabric of your tunic as she began to stand and soon show how much taller she was than you “Liar, you’re a liar! An agent of BloodRaven! An acolyte of our greatest enemy, of the betrayer, of Bittersteel’s obstacle!” She said, her voice rising as a feral tinge came with her words.

Asha rose to her feet, and froze as the entirety of the Blackfyre Guard took battle stance, all ready to bare steel.

Balarys stepped closer to the raging woman, as you tried to find the words to calm her “My Lady please, you must calm yourself. I do not thi-“

“The Pitt, yes send him there, until he confesses, until he tells me the truth.” She said, letting you go and dropping you to the ground.

You landed, standing tall as you tried to speak “My last, I do not lie. You must believe me, why else would your father not return?” You said, then was pulled back by a black cloak before a strike from the Lady of Blackscales cut open your face.
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>>6427111
“Silence! My father wouldn’t abandon me, he wouldn’t leave me all alone.” She said, her voice shaking, quivering as the Black cloaks pulled you away just as much for your own safety as to follow their Lady’s orders.

“Go, take them away, Brothers.” Balarys said, standing between the Lady and you and holding her close “Be calm my Lady, we are here for you. I am here for you.” He said from behind his helm, holding the shaking woman and whispering as she broke down in tears.

“Come, we must leave her until Balarys can calm her.” One of the Black Cloaks said, Asha and you were taken away from the room.

“I did not mean to cause her so much harm, we’ll leave so she may find peace.” You said, then noticed that the Black Cloaks did not take you back the way you came but deeper into the Manse.

“My apologies Ser, what you tried to do was noble, but…our Oaths are clear. We were given orders. Until Balarys can calm our lady down, you will be placed in the Pitt.”

“That’s bullshit! She’s crazy, fuck your damn oaths you fucking cowards! Let us go!” Asha said, thrashing and pulling and nearly toppling the Black Cloak holding her until he repositioned and overpowered her.

“Hey, do not harm her! Ser Knight, you must release us. We have done nothing to deserve this treatment. We can even prove our words to the lady, do as honor dictates.” You said, trying and failing to exert your power to escape.

“Our honor lies in our Oaths to abide by our Liege’s orders, as all true knights. “ he said, Sounding as if the words were a struggle to speak.

“Then send someone to Volantis, find the Latterborn, find my brother Tyrion. They can prove our words, they can prove our innocence!” You said, as they pulled you below the floors of the manse, to a dark place below.

X

“Go brother, venture further than any of us ever have. An injustice is set to occur, one that will curse our name and the name of the Queen we swore to serve. We cannot stand against her orders, but we can act. Go to Volantis, Valenor, and get the proof our guests need. Find the Latterborn, find Tyrion Lannister. Pray to The seven dragons, pray to the seven who are one, that he has the proof we need. Find the truth of what happened to our Lord Maelys, find out the fate of our teacher, the Man who Knighted us.”

Valenor took off that night, the smallest of the Black Cloaks and so the one of their number who could mount a horse. He tore through the lands of always summer, a mission, a quest, the honor of his order on the line.
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>>6427113
Had the lives of two innocent people not weighed his soul, he would have been overjoyed. He owed his name to the god of travel of old Valyria, and he owed his knighthood to the warrior and maiden. Now he charged forth, and sought to do honor to all, and to make this worth of the Black Book maintained by their order.

The slavers and Dothraki he left in his wake stained the earth red, as one of the Black Demons of the Demon Road rode on.

X

Haenora tore through the letters and missives left behind by her grandmother and father, searching for something she had never seen before, information she had missed all the times she had read them before. Some were ripping, falling apart after so many years of her handling them. No it couldn’t have been years, was it?

Did they abandon her? Did they leave her branch to rot away? Had her father ruined everything? No, he was a dutiful son, one who never stood against the Matriarch of The Blackfyres, who was a dutiful son. Even when her grandmother died, the plan continued on, until that damned letter from her Daemon.

“My Lady, please you must rest.” Balarys said, stepping aside as a lock box was thrown across the room “Haenorah! This is unbecoming!” He said, stepping forward to grab her wrists before she through another case of letters.

“That right, I’m unbecoming! I’ve never been the proper lady!” She cried out, her silks removed as only Balarys was trusted to see her “Too emotional, too stupid, too monstrous to be a Blackfyre. They abandoned me, all of them, leaving me alone, leaving a horrid mistake to rot away in shame.” She said, trying to pull from Balarys’ grip, to unleash her emotions “No, no no no, he’ll come back!” She screamed out, her mind having been flitting between both horrid realities.

Balarys tried to weather this storm, tried to help guide his Lady to the truth. She tattered from the reality of being left behind, that her tears had lead to everything unraveling, or continuing to live a failing lie that promised only loneliness. He could only do so much, could only give her so much. He held her against his chest, his armor left behind, both of their artifice removed only with each other “Haenorah, please, you have to let him go, stop letting that boy hurt you. Accept your father loved you,”

She buried her face in his chest, malformed yet somehow perfect for her she found all these years “NO! Silence, I’ll cut out your tongue!” She cried shrilly, meaning none of it as she struggled to escape and fought to find comfort in his arms “He’ll come back, the plan…the plan can’t be dead, I was born for it.”
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>>6427114
“I know My lady, by precious Haenorah. I know.” He said, sitting on the ground and keeping her close as she sobbed, hoping to navigate this mood to save the two held below. “You were born for so much more…”

X

You say in the large circular pitt that was your cage, one of many beneath the Manse. Asha was held somewhere else, though you hopped the Black Cloak that had left with her treated her well. As well as yours did you, a cevasse board between the both of you with multiple games shared. He was better at it than you, though you had earned a few victories when he had been forced to fight on your terms, namely around your forts when you had the time to prepare them for attack. “You are a predictable tactician Jason,” Camithor said, his third arm resting as he thought over his next move.

“But effective when allowed, I take it?” You said with a smile, ignoring the shackles connecting you to the wall.

“Yes, should I ever have to take a city blessed by your focus and time, I shall have to pray to the seven that the war is not lost by attrition and siege alone.” He said, moving his dragon forward.

There was an animalistic yawn on the other side of the pit, making you antsy before you maneuvered your archers to cover your ballista. “I hope I have the opportunity, and my fate leads to me being something besides Lion food.” You said, eyeing the massive white lion resting. It was twice the size of a westerland lion, and its muscles made the well fed cousins look pitiful by comparison. “Those things roam the Dothraki sea?”

“Were it not for the few Dothraki brave enough to hunt them, they would rule it uncontested. Keeping one was something the old Matriarch did, a luxury to help her pride.” Camithor said, hesitating to move his dragon forward to the pass you had fortified. While Your archers could threaten his dragon at close range, the dragon could move and destroy such a unit easily by positioning itself outside that range. However, the ballista they guarded could strike at that range, and its inner range where it was ineffective was covered by the archers.

Had he been faster, perhaps he would have been able to take the pass with ease before you had set up your defenses, but as it stood he would lose his dragon while yours remained safely behind your lines. His only real option was to send forces into the pass, where the ballista could not be used to try and take the pass or slay your archers, but your dragon would be able to move and devastate his forces before he could set up his own Ballista, which took a turn to set up.

He instead moved his knights east, towards another pass you had not had the time to fortify, splitting his army as his knights and dragon went south while his main forces held yours at the pass.

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>>6427116
You let out a curse, mobile warfare a weakness of yours as now you had to decide whether it was worth moving your dragon east to intercept the enemy army and risk a dragon battle, or try and push from your position to terrain that favored your enemy. There was also the possibility of trying to double down on your current strategy, to fortify your position and weather his assault on your positions until you could strike out from a position of strength.

You bit on your knuckle, Camithor chuckling from behind his helmet as he crossed his arms, proud to have once more carved an advantageous position against your playstyle. He then looked up at a series of candles placed high above, and measured them in his mind before letting out a curse in high valyrian “Ah, it is time for a shift change. We will have to continue this game another time, Lord Jason.” He said with a nod, standing up and packing away the game, leaving marks that could be cleaned later where pieces had been.

You smiled, leaning back with a sigh of relief “Well It works for me, gives me time to consider how to respond. You truly have a knock for tactics Ser Camithor, why I think you may even have talent enough to best my father given time to gather experience.” You said, earning a grateful bow of the head from the knight.

“You honor me lord Lannister, though I am just a simple knight, I do not imagine I will lead armies any time in my life.” he said humbly, heading towards the cage door behind the White Lion, the beast not reacting as the Black cloak walked by and brushed its mane.

“You never know, one day Mantarys will be a shining Jewel the world will have to marvel. I can see it in the streets and people, there is great potential and hope here. It will need great defenders and noble people to protect it. I believe it has them to spare.” You said, smiling as you saw the Knight hesitate at the gate, and then leave. Your words had affected him, and though they were true you knew it was no less a manipulation.

The more they felt duty demanded one thing from them, the more they would resist the contrary. You remembered how you aunt Genna would have you Frey cousins do her bidding to prove their better nature, or how quickly ruffians would act like nobility with the coaxing of your uncle Gerion. You smiled, hoping that you were never proven wrong about the desire in most men’s hearts to live up to the example of Chivalric tales of old.
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>>6427117
Returning to your predicament, there was the pitt, the cage, and the cell door that lied behind the white Lion. You had your armor still, you had even your weapons as well. They had not taken your possessions, as they did not feel you should be a prisoner. This gave you options, you thought as you examined the valyrian knife in your pocket, then the stone of the dungeon you rested in.

It was clean and well maintained, but not Valyrian in design. It was made of quarried stone, brick and mortar, and reinforced with iron bars and bolts. Meaning it suffered from time and erosion like all mundane structures. Your eyes glanced to the point where your shackles connected to the wall, and knew that there was a slight looseness to it that had been missed by less discerning eyes. Given time, you could remove it from the wall easily.

The problem was what came after. The White Lion stood as a guard you had no doubt, one kept on its own chain that could not reach you as long as you stayed within a specific area of the cell and did not agitate it. Behind it was the only cell door out. Managing to escape would be difficult with such an obstacle.

You paused and closed your eyes, hearing the sound of cursing and shattering plates in the faint distance, your heart warming at the distant confirmation your wife was still fiery and unbroken. You trusted the Black cloaks to do their best to make her stay comfortable, and she would do her best to make each second she was in chains a curse upon them.

You opened your eyes, and considered. They had sent one of their own to find your brother and the Latterborn, to bring others back and confirm your story and aid the lady of Blackscales in calming her mind and accepting his misfortune. However, there was no guarantee that would work, and a part of your mind whispered that you still did not know which side of the coin Haenora had landed on when the gods saw her birth. Did such a saying apply to the Blackfyres? They were of dragon blood just like their rivals the Targaryens, yet they were also different. You knew that the saying was an oversimplification, that the history of each mad Targaryen was more than just they had been born wrong.
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>>6427118
But then you also considered if you even could escape? Could you pull it off, could you manage the feat of breaking free of your chains, getting around the lion, opening your cell, finding your wife and freeing her, then escaping from the pitt and the Blackcloaks? There were many what ifs, and unknowns. You had survived the doom, a far harsher place than this, but there were different rules here, and survival could not be won simply by will alone.

>>Begin working the chains, and wait between the changing of the guards to whittle it until you can see your chance to escape.

>>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.

>>Other?


(AAAAAAGH i DID IT AGAIN WITH THE TITLE!)
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>>6427119
>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.
We have a Mantaryan knight rushing for Volantis to contact Tyrion, AND Victarion headed the same way - so idunno, there's cavalry coming and going for us. Jason is more exceptional than people think, but he can't tangle with a white lion, probably can't evade the keep's guards. I think we should rely on Asha rescuing us (a solid possibility) or simply allow for our various sympathizers to ameliorate the situation. In the meantime we could stand to become a better tactician, it'll pay off later when the wars cook off across Westeros.
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>>6427119
>>Other?
Well we need to tell them that the Targ's are dead/gone and that the Lannisters had a major part in that. Robert is now the King.

Then we need to make sure Asha is okay and not making the situation worse. Ask if we can see her and convince her to not try and stab the guards at the earliest opportunity; she will absolutely make an escape attempt. I know they must obey their orders to keep us down here in The Pit, but simply moving a prisoner from one cell to another whilst "inspecting the old cell for signs of meddling" isn't breaking their vows.

Lastly, while we're stuck here, we might as well try to make some value out of it. Try proposing the negotiation points to the knights and see what they think. They obviously can't speak on their lady's behalf, but we can ask how they think she'd feel about some of our ideas. Setting up a trade agreement with Tyrion could greatly benefit both parties, and also prevent another fiasco like this from happening since the Blackscales would begin getting news from the rest of the world when their merchants travel to Volantis.
Alternatively we could try to demonstrate value by offering our expertise in construction and begin drafting plans on how to help improve Mantarys.
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>>6427119
>>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.
I loled at Asha somehow sneaking knives onto Jason without him ever noticing or being the wiser to those kinda antics of hers. Good confirmation that Jason specializes in siege and defensive warfare too as previously suspected by anons. So Jason can into warfare and commandship but is highly specialized.

I wonder if we can request if our lady wife be moved closer per any chance? I'm not sure how fast Tyrion can get here, even if he will be most welcomed on account of being a dwarf.

>>6427135
It might be better to leave the trade negotiations to Tyrion. Although anons did hash out the rough terms and plans for it last thread to be brought up.
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>>6427136
>leave the trade negotiations to Tyrion
Oh absolutely. Nothing would get signed on papers until the whole situation has cooled down. This would probably just be Jason getting an idea of how they would feel about the proposition, and learning about what they need vs what they can offer.

Even from a prison cell, he'd be pursuing what Tywin would advise him to do lmao.
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>>6427119
>>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.
Also
>Asks for the guards to "give a quick check to the other cells in case of middling" while taking us to Asha, and try to convince her to be nice
>Tell Camithor to talk with Balarys, to tell him that when the Lady is a little more calmed down, we can tell her a little about modern history, and hint about the Targaryen's fate, to try and cheer her up a little


If Lady Blackscale gets a little curious about our proposal and hoping to know about the fate of the Targaryen, we can then maybe offer her our services for some reconstructions or planning for the city. To me it's more appropriate if we do it in person instead of through one of the guards.

Good to have you back QM!
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>>6427119
What do you mean? The quest name has always been "Lannister QM"? kek

>>6427135
>>6427151
I mean shit we have time to spend, may as well.
>+1 to the talky talk with the blackcloaks.
Even if I kind of want to break the chain loose and then just stick around anyway as a power move. "Yeah I could have left. It would have been rude though so I waited instead.".
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>>6427119
>Lean back and consider your stratergy

>Support of >>6427136
Asha moving closer to her emotional support Jason will help keep her better.

But uh, she isn't going to have the great trust we do in Honour.

I'm fine floating trade points with the guards, but maybe we should leave it until we are freed. Because it would amuse me terribly to be let out of the cages and immediately go "well that was mildly unpleasant, Now, I noticed there is space for some investment opportunity."
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>>6427136
+1

Maybe we can invent sandwiches with his help
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>>6427119
>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.

>Other?
>Tell good Ser Camithor and Commander Balarys that we are always open for a talk with any of them, or the rest of their Black Cloaks brothers, and of course Lady Haenorah. We really want to do a long discussion with her. So much to talk. But we shall wait for when she is ready. If she doesn't trust us still, perhaps hearing rumors in Volantis and buying books there could be a way for her to learn on her own ?
>Also a small request : give us some paper and ink. We have an active mind, and we are interested in making some architectural projects on paper. And some romantic poetry to narrate and deliver to Lady Asha, so she becomes more calm.
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You know I hope Sandor doesn't overreact when he comes down here with Tyrion. Thankfully he does keep a pretty cool head and can behave himself most of the time.
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>>6427206
Valenor seems very honorable, i think the guy will win them over. Its really Haenorah the issue. Haenorah just need to kind of move over this, accept it.

i have a way for her to do that. Haenorah didn't just lose her father, but also her future husband who turned to be a piece of shit. Hearing of Jason sending to his wife romantic poetry while in a cell, its the exact kind of thing that will move her out of her funk and make her interact with Arya and then us.
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>>6427119
>>6427203
>support
Sending letters to Asha is a nice addition.


As of now we just have to wait and let cooler minds prevail, Lady Blackfyre's guards seem like proper knights that won't let harm befall Jason.

It is also nice to have some bonding time with the sigil of our house
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Wait a moment, The Mad Maid called us the pale lion and now we are stuck in a cage with a white lion. Very interesting indeed
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>>6427227
Indeed she did. . .
Obviously the cat can be made tame. . . .

The forbidden kitty
Wanna hug
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>>6427119
>>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.
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>>6427119
>>Lean back and consider your strategy for your next game with Camithor, and use this as a chance to try and improve your strategic and tactical mind for warfare, or at least get better at Cevasse.
At least these guys are actually doing something to help us, unlike the useless bootlickers in Aerys' king's guard.
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>>6427119
>>>Other?
Starting trying to make friends with the cat. Not much else you can do, trapped as you are.
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>>6427297
Barristan the Bystander catching strays.

Unironically kinda funny a few mutated descendents of Old Valyria are showing Duncan the Tall levels of honour when they are perhaps the furthest from Andal culture as you can get. Puts most knights in Westeros to shame
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>>6427362
To be fair, every single one of them is probably drinking some serious idolatry kool-aid. They are trying to fulfill their ideas of what a knight SHOULD be in a land that has no knights to compare themselves to. It's kind of like a dude swearing he is going to be a great samurai after reading like two examples of bushido and giving his 110% to be as much like he dreams samurai are. If they were actually born and lived in Westeros and saw how these "noble" knights tend to behave they'd probably not take the idea of honor and duty quite so seriously. Small blessing I suppose that Essos is full of absolute shitheels with no concept of chivalry.
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>>6427371
True... Knighthood in westeros is mostly a political appointment after all, and it is rare to find a true knight. Currently in the story only Brienne of Tarth is embodying those ideals in Westeros and in the past even Duncan was more of an anomaly than anything. Not one soul in a Tourney of Knights stepped up to Brightflame but him.

Honour in such a world is still hard to come by, even tho they are trying to fulfil an ideal that isn't there it is commendable.

I would probably say that they should at least know of how most knights act tho, considering Blackfyre history of getting fucked over and over again (even before the war of the ninepenny kings)
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>>6427119
>>6427151
+1
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>>6427362
>>6427371
They are a mixture of Old Valyrian and Westerosi culture. In their eyes, the Blackfyre's are a Dragonlord Dynasty. They also style themselves as the Queensguard counterpart to the iconic and highest ideals of Knighthood that is the Kingsguard. So they would hold themselves to extremely high standards just to prove their legitimacy.

Keep in mind they apparently still abide by the Valyrian god worship.

>>6427380
They're based in Essos and their most common foe is slavers and Dothraki. Not to mention hearing about what happened to the Blackfyres. The only reason we were given any kind of leniency was due to being Westerosi and not judging them as despicable mutants. Keep in mind how Jason interacted with them upon seeing and meeting them for the first time. He treated them normally and even honorably, which would have had them shocked and stunned. Jason might be an autist but his brother is also a fellow 'mutant' since he is a dwarf. So Jason was never prejudiced against them and since they aspired to be knights treated them as such despite being in Essos. Thereby acknowledging their hard work and sacrifice thus proving themselves.

They only feel discouraged because there are no wars to fight officially to prove themselves and they fear for their Blackfyre saviors. As without them, they would be without a Dragonlord and risk degenerating. This is an especially worrisome threat to such knights, especially those as dreadful as the Queensguard. Hence why they are being so lenient to Jason a normal man and high noble who truly acknowledges them that they hope can help salvage the Blackfyres. Given Jason being able to introduce a trade partner and even help with infrastructure, there is a very good chance he can do just that, assuming Lady Blackscales doesn't completely succumb to madness. Which is their biggest concern, followed by no heirs.

Jason's angle on the other hand is much more questionable and upsetting his wife with his foolishness. However Jason is an Adopted Dragonlord and the Blackfyres can potentially really aid his twin brother Tyrion. Jason also doesn't underestimate the Blackfyres despite being Matrilineal now, given his taste in women. He just understands that Westeros especially now wouldn't ever consider them but in Essos they're still useful.
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>>6427411
I really doubt these guys are deeply considering the benefits that Jason could bring their liege.

Their internal monologues and actions really paint them as naive in the political sense and more concerned with their personal honour and the ladies conduct.
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>>6427428
They indeed seem to take after Daemon Blackfyre himself in that regard. He too was a honourable fool just like Ned Stark
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>>6427434
I deeply prefer an honourable fool to an ignoble schemer.
The world would run smoother but bloody with the Fool
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With new circumstances, if we still wish for parlay.

Revised Latterborn-Blackscales Agreement V.4.0

1- A preleminary proposal is offered by the Latterborn first. Finalization of the agreement at Tyrion&Tysha estate, where we will also invite the Blackscales has guests.

Latterborn Expedition (Latterborn Trade Company) Offers :
- Urban review of the city of Mantarys
- 1 City Construction Project
- Future Demon Road Forts (for now we can put it on paper would be still a good gesture)
- Inclusion in our future Trade Route (Lannisport-Oldtown-Dorne [Sarella\Asha help]-Lotusport-Volantis)
- Potential healers/medicine/maesters included with the trade we bring to Mantarys above^

"Blackscales" Offers:
- Guaranteed armed guards for escort for Latterborn traders, guaranteed housing for Latterborn traders, guaranteed for Latterborn traders safety and security in the city
- Secret friendship&collaboration between us
- Latterborn Trade Outpost in Mantarys (With agreement to allow us to transform it in a larger building in the future)
- Jason and Latterborn become capable to recruit a limited amount of volunteering Mantaryians to use has personal guards (they will be well paid, armored, armed and trained. Years of service before their return home will be also agreed upon.)
- Other stuff to be decided

Gifts
- We send them discretly some smiths/artisans and some learned men (all trusted and loyal to Jason) for help their industry and the city it self
- Maybe an order of some arrows, shields and raw materials. Include armor pieces of scale, chain, splint, or lammellar.
- Other Architectural Projects of Jason for Mantarys : 1 A written and drawn study for give the city a "Sky-Shield" closing it to the outside poisonous air and occasional dragonglass winds (might have an illumination issue ? I just throwed a cool name but its not too tall in my imagination). 2 A written and drawn study for reform the current closed agriculture spaces of Mantarys (this might be key for ensure tpopulation growth) 3 A written and drawn study for new fortifications for the city that uses the terrain to its full advantage, and made for stand modern siege warfare.

Removed talk of husbands, Since she already has a man and doesn't seem like the sort to truk with a husband for marriage and a Paramour for love.
Removed sending a rider, they already did this and frankly paying for what you already have is bad practice.
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>>6427448
I mean, the deal is nice and all but they imprisoned us even if it was done in emotional distress. We can probably get a lot more concessions out of them to "right that wrong" as honour demands. I am sure Tyrion will help buff out those details

imo we shouldn't have offered any marriage stuff anyways, they dont know us so it would be rude. (a side note, don't think Balarys and Lady Blackfyre are romantically involved, it seemed more like a father-daughter type of relationship to me)
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>>6427411
>Keep in mind they apparently still abide by the Valyrian god worship.

They actually practice a varient hybrid of the worship of the seven, one that i found interesting from the GoT mod for crusader kings.

The Faith of Dragons, it is rooted in the belief that the 14 flames were simply more diverse aspects of the seven, and by extension, further aspects of the One.

>>6427411
>>6427380
>>6427434
That's the crux of it. Their only example of Knighthood would be of the idolized Daemon Blackfyre, the progenitor of their house, along with the other honorable knights that Blackfyre blood produced. It's an ideal to live up to, and one that has been commonly kept by the males of the Blackfyre line, and from them to their squires.
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>>6427471
We should do the Jason thing and say its water under the bridge, which would trigger them in a good way especially when Lady Haenorah understands the reality of things and that Jason&Asha only wanted to offer help and knowledge. They would then have to give us gift something due to the nobility of the gesture, which benefits us and improve our starting relation even more.

The agreement will be done with a good advantage afterwards thanks to this, and of course Tyrion mind. But I recon we would be fair still, since Jason is not against seeing Mantarys flourish.

Also the agreement was yet to be offered, so not one single point of it was mentioned. We are still at "explain late Targayens dynasty history, start of Baratheon dynastry and current world situation" part, but we are barely even started telling it. So we have a lot of talk to do still.

>>6427448
Good. I approve of the revising. I was thinking of doing it myself since i made that write-in and some stuff that happened now made those two points not necessary to do.
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BTW QM I dunno if I said this last thread but I am 500% certain that Haenora would be a fan-favorite were she canon. Maybe not when the books came out, but she'd retroactively get more popularity in the mid 2010s as anime got more popular.

This is because you made a tall dragon mommy with big "I CAN FIX HER" energy.
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>>6427495
She'd be a fan favourite sure but she isn't nearly evil enough for "I can fix her" territory, in planetos that is rightfully Cersei Lannister's spot.

On another topic, do you guys think there is a cosmic force out there that makes it so some Lannister's always end up in the dungeon of a slightly not all there matriarch?
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>>6427521
Since Tyrion will most likely not be taken by Cat, the loom of fate has woven us back into this dilemma. It's like pottery, it rhymes.
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>>6427521
No no it's more like "I can fix her broken heart" as opposed to "I can fix her fucked up evil ass tendencies".

Haenora is the fairytale princess that the reader wishes to sooth the ills and ails of, wheras Cersei is the "I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy. HOWEVER..."
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>>6427471
Well yeah, But what concessions.

The wealth of the city and it's Vsteel is it's most attractive asset, and they have a shit ton of it.
Like damn man, they had MANSE SOLDIERS outfitted with the gear. Surely some of that armory can be forked over for some compensation.

>>6427473
Mhmm, Playing it off ourselves is a good move. But leaving Tyrion to press the advantage of "you imprisoned my brother for telling you the truth?!" lets us have our cake and eat it too.
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>>6427648
We could potentially get more but I believe a single Valyrian Steel longsword (for Sandor) to signify friendship between both parties will be more than enough to make this whole fiasco right. We are offering them a lifeline with our trade deal which in their position is a lot more important than a single piece of their armory.

I wouldn't mind a water under the bridge approach either, but with all of the clauses in our trade deal Mantarys stands to gain a lot anyways which will give our company a lot of influence over the city. If all goes as planned it would more or less put Mantarys in the position of a strong regional power which other "free" cities would have to contend with. With their fortified position if the Lady Blackscale doesn't lose her ambitions she could invade Tolos and have full control over the Demon Road as a whole, and the tolls collected from a safe Demon Road would truly be more gold than they know what to do with.
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>>6427790
>believe a single Valyrian Steel longsword (for Sandor) to signify friendship between both parties will be more than enough to make this whole fiasco right.
Tywin is that you????
Devilish gambit, sir.
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>>6427793
Look, in this situation honour demands some sort of compensation. Jason was more than friendly with them and what we are going to offer them is going to be worth more to them than anything they have in their armoury. They lack connections and even access to simple basic information, so a single sword is a cheap apology if they can afford to outfit so many of their guards with Valyrian Steel anyways
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>>6427648
>Well yeah, But what concessions.
There is some stuff I have thought about that I didn't add in the 3 agreements.
It's why I left a voice like this :
- Other stuff to be decided

This being mostly, I think :
- Information and knowledge of the Valyrian peninsula
And a few other points we would want, if we think about it.

>Mhmm, Playing it off ourselves is a good move. But leaving Tyrion to press the advantage of "you imprisoned my brother for telling you the truth?!" lets us have our cake and eat it too.

If we want it to go like that is also fine. Though I assume any piece of Valyrian gear they have was taken with heavy casualties and sacrifice. They probably learned to make better expeditions through trial and error in time, but still, it's doomed Valyria.
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>>6427867
If we hadn't been to Valyria ourselves asking for one of their weapons would be insulting, but we have been there and know the sacrifice those lands require. By putting us in a dungeon when we had been invited as guests to Lady Blackfyre's manse she violated guest right, putting us under the threat of death when we had just escaped the doom with our lives. Asking for a weapon as compensation truly isn't much, otherwise how are they any different than the hated Bloodraven who killed one of their own when they felt safe under the protection of guest right
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>>6427873
A greatsword would be nice.

But a long sword is acceptable.
A very temperate offering is "if Broghtroar comes into your hands, you will make every effort to deliver it to the Lannisters"
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While we're here, we should ask them about their opinion/plans concerning The Beggar King.
Leaving him to his fate might be more humiliating, but I wonder if the Blackscales might take action since they didn't previously know.
This goes for both short term and long term.
Even if Jason wouldn't want any part of it, we can still gauge the situation and feign support.
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>>6428109
Jason will tell them the fate of the Targaryens anyways however I doubt the Blackscales can help them even if they want to. Both Viserys and Dany are under the thumb of Ilyrio and Varys and their sorry state is engineered to allow for fAegon to rise uncontested, and there aint no way those two will let go of a potential threat to their plans. There just isn't a way to contest the spy network those two built and seeing as they let this branch rot when they had the power to help they would hide the Beggar Prince and Dany from the Blackscales as well so they could be sold off and forgotten in the Dothraki sea
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>>6428244
I mean... there's only so much that a spy network can do against brute force. If a 6'8" brick wall in pitch black armor knocks politely on their door and says "I have summons from your distant kin. Please come with me." and just takes 'em to Mantarys, what the fuck is Varys gonna do? Send an assassin there, like a normal person isn't going to stick out like a sore thumb?

Of course, they could always try and shuffle Viserys around so he can't be reached. But with a proper appeal playing off of his infamous pride to make him want to come to the Blackscales, suddenly an uncooperative Viserys is a lot harder to handle. This forces Varys and Illyrio to either make their control over him and Dany a lot more official (and thus reduces their usefulness drastically), or let it slide and hope that they get forgotten in Mantarys (also bad, because there's no gain).
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>>6428250
I feel like the Spider and the Fatty would notice an absolute UNIT on a direct approach vector to their favorite little pawns. Or that they'd have a handful of agents nearby at any given time. But most importantly, if the Blackfyres got their hands on the Targ brats they'd almost immediately kill them. So if it ever got that far it wouldn't really be a question of what the two schemers would do since they'd be squabbling over corpses at that point. Also, being a big tough guy doesn't stop you from getting poisoned or having all your gear stolen while you sleep. Lots can happen on a long road. Always better to be strong and cunning rather than REALLY strong.
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>>6428250
Even if the information that the Blackscales are looking for them reaches them (which it might never due to all the info they get being filtered thru Varys) since Viserys and Dany are both kids I don't think it would be hard to make them scared of obviously mutated people clad in dark armour.

Like just tell the kids Mantarys the city of monsters is looking to get you and they will want nothing to do with it. Not like Viserys is the smartest kid anyways

>>6428257
I don't think they'd kill some poor kids. They despise Bloodraven for what he did, they would probably try to not be as dishonourable as him.
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>>6428244
>Ned does his whole "I want no part in this plan to assassinate an innocent girl" speech when he comes south
>Jason, like his father before him, goes to Robert with a way to kill the Targ survivors which conveniently doesn't get the blood on Roberts hands, since the Blackscales will be the ones doing it
Tywin would be so proud
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>>6428259
>I don't think they'd kill some poor kids
You're right, they might brutally torture them. How shortsighted of me.
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>>6428279
I believe Lady Haenora is smart enough to not blame two dispossessed children, one who was 8 when his father was dethroned and the other born after their family lost all power for the sins of their forefathers.

She might still geld Viserys if he gets uppity tho. That "I am the dragon" bullshit won't fly well if said in her presense.

I know in canon Mantarys beheaded Dany's envoys but a queen demanding an alliance is a lot different than two kids with no money, no prospects for the future and a king that wants them dead being moved from house to house trying to survive. From what we have seen these people are honourable and through us they wont be isolated and will know what is going on in the wider world. I see no indication they would kill those Targs

Now Bloodraven on the other hand.. if they knew what he was right now no force on earth would be able to stop them trying to burn down every weirwood they can find. They'd make R'hllor blush with the amount of fires they'd cause
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>>6428288
Executing envoys is a sign of utter hate and willingness to eradicate the other party.

They have special protections under the flag of peace. And this gal threw us in a dungeon for telling her bad news.

I'm pretty sure she would kill the targs in essos if she knew about them
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>>6428308
We did shatter all the hopes and dreams she had with the news we gave. 30 years of complete isolation from the outside world and the first news she recieves is the utter decimation of her entire bloodline, that is enough to make anyone irrational. Aerys burned people for far less

And with the envoys it would be nearing 50 years of no contact. To her it must have seemed like a Targaryen colonial force sent by Jaehaerys seeking local allies to fight her battles for them. If I were in her position I'd cut off the head of those envoys as well.

The Blackfyre's were always the more honourable branch, I believe with information of the current times Lady Blackscale would show clemency and honour to two kids who are in similar (arguably worse) circumstances to when the Blackfyres first came to Essos. Of course, these are all moot points since there is no way that Ilyrio and Varys will let those two amount to anything at all.
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>>6428313
I don't care if we brought her news that the. . . We brought her worse news than that, though my imagination is failing me.

There are rules to these things.
And she does not care to follow them.
Hate of the Targs would see the beggar Prince dead and his sister besides. She might give a pass with the little girl if she got there early enough but a teenager? I wouldn't bet on it.
Also, you know, don't kill envoys unprovoked. It's bad for everybody involved.

Honour and law is a fiction that takes a lot of effort to make. Abusing it tends to leave it useless and mocked.
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>9-post update
>50-post deliberation
Gonna put money down we hit 200 posts of anons chatting before another update
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>>6428343
>Lacking nuance and focusing solely rules
Stannis is that you?
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>>6428345
>Gonna put money down we hit 200 posts of anons chatting before another update
Fork found in kitchen.
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>>6428288
They've also been told for generations that the Targs are their enemies and want to drown their children in piss or something. Which is actually more than likely true. There is a seething, foundational hatred between the two, and the Blackfyres have the bitterness of diaspora to fuel their loathing unlike the Targs who just had to deal with occasional uppity usurpers sailing the sea to get their armies crushed.

Smart isn't really a question, either. It's not unwise to crush your enemy utterly. Nor is it unwise to fully unmake your foe even when they are not a threat. There's no promise for the future so making sure there is no variables is just good math. I for one will not bank on the better nature of someone when they've had to listen to bedtime stories of flaying the "traitors to the rightful heirs" for about a century. And Haenora also has a "personal" reason in that it was the dog-fucker-knight of a Targaryan usurper that killed her dad and a price must be paid for that, conveniently there are some Targ whelps right there to exact it upon.

I would expect her knights to maybe have qualms with it, but not her. The wounds are gonna be very, very fresh for quite a while for her.
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I think you guys are glossing over the fact that if we tell the Blackfyres about Viserys, they'll also find and kill Danaerys, and without Dany, we don't get her dragons, and without her dragons, the Others *will* destroy Westeros.
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>>6428525
Too meta. Plus we have dragon blood so we could
>Pic related
Or the Blackfyres could take the eggs and we would be the one Westerosi family they're on good terms with. Could REALLY upset the canon timeline, REALLY fuck with the loom of fate, weave up something unrecognizably strange...
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>>6428525
I mean I don't want to tell them about the brats. I also don't know if Jason actually knows about them, anyway. At least any more than "They exist" if he overheard any talks about them by Tywin or Robert. But it would work out in the end. Surely someone would manage to have a schizo vision before the Comet comes and set something up. Hell, in the diverging canon of having the Targ brats killed, maybe Haenora would get ahold of the eggs and she'd do it in a manic episode. How's that for a Mother Of Dragons? One with proper draconic features. Eat your heart out, little Daniel girl. Alternatively, Faceless Men or Red Priests do it. For giggles.
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>>6428525
>>6428533
Haenorah is a lot more interesting to me than Danny. She could rally the same kind of forces if she had dragons. I kind of love the idea of a deformed draconic queen and her small mutant kingdom raising dragons and gathering hordes of savage exotic warriors. It is so aesthetically evil by typical fantasy/tolkien sensibilities, and their invasion of Westeros whilst being generally more honorable and rational - and eventually saving the world by taking on the Others - is such an incredibly GRRM subversion of fantasy tropes. I'm almost surprised he didn't come up with it himself.
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>>6428496
Call me an optimist if you want but I believe her good nature will prevail. Viserys she might kill considering his ambitions and awful personality, but Dany? Surely she can sympathise with a small girl being moved around and being forced to live as a bargaining chip for other people's ambitions. We are trusting her good nature now, i dont see why we shouldn't do so with this as well
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>>6428533
>I don't want to tell them about the brats
The problem is that the Blackscales will eventually find out anyways if we help Mantarys establish contact with the rest of Essos. Better that Heanora hear it from us and we gain favor with her rather than her knights hear it from some random merchant.
If Jason is the one to tell her, he might be able to steer her reaction/plans.

>>6428533
>>6428536
As awesome as that would be, I think it might be too much of a headache for the QM to deal with if things diverge so drastically from the canon timeline. Keeping things similar enough provides more source material to work with
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>>6428536
Well cause he wanted his "elves" in the form of Valyrians, so he wouldn't want to make them gribblies except when it was tragic and it killed them. They're supposed to be ethereally, almost supernaturally beautiful people, with magic in their blood and mystery in their past and all that jazz. Despite what the shows seem to want to say, with some of the casting choices kek. So the idea probably never even crossed his mind.

>>6428545
>Surely she can sympathise with a small girl being moved around and being forced to live as a bargaining chip for other people's ambitions.
I don't know. She seemed to think of Daeron like her knight in shining armor rather than feeling like she was a political piece being moved. Maybe I am misreading it and she's just being willfully delusional to protect herself psychologically.

>trusting her better nature
Well you'd be comparing apples to carrots there. Completely different scenarios. She's mad at us because we gave her bad news, she'd be mad at them for daring to be born of the wrong bloodline in that scenario.

>>6428549
I still don't know if Jason is even aware of their existence to tell about them in the first place. I can't remember if it ever came up before. But even if she does find out about them, through us or otherwise, I am sure Varys and Illirio have taken steps against the Blackfyre women taking vengeance out upon the kiddos. Since they'd both also probably assume any dragon with black scales would wish to see the Targs dead. So I'm not too worried about it either way.
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>>6428557
>I still don't know if Jason is even aware of their existence to tell about them in the first place
Jason should know about them since it is common knowledge those two escaped to essos. He would have no clue where they are tho

>she's just being willfully delusional to protect herself psychologically.
I see it as that. Daemon caused her to hate her own body to the point of never showing her skin to anyone but her close guard. And now she will know he is dead. A part of her healing journey will be to take off her rose tinted glasses and see that it wasn't her fault the guy was a cunt

I won't say she doesn't have the potential of going full Bobby B on them, but considering her own life of being abandoned and left to rot due to no fault of her own I think she'd find a kindred spirit in Dany at least. I'd like to believe that is the case, historically Blackfyre's have always had more honour than Targaryens
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Looking like lean back and relax won, with some people wanting to get a visit on the wifey and maybe talk on politics or lay some ground work for Tyrion at least?
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>>6428593
Even if not politics, then at least inform them about the Targ's being overthrown by Robert.
Poor Heanora has been devastated by the news of her father, so at least the death of her arch rivals might cheer her up.
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>>6428593
>>6428599
Yeah I can get behind that
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>>6428593
sounds like a plan
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>>6428593
Sounds like a plan.
I'm more in favour of poetry than direct visitor to Asha, she might be getting very annoyed that we are treating this like an involuntary holiday
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>>6428593
Give them our interrupted history lesson
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Alrighty, work kicked my ass so i had to focus on that then sleep immediatly when i got home

Gonna start writing now.

I can't write poetry so if someone wants a poem write one out and i'll add it in, otherwise it'll just be mentioned
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>>6428831
What an eventful place we're ought to be
After so many perils, is this our fate
Oh! What a tragedy this is!
That I'm not anyway near my Reaver Queen

I hear your spirit, I feel your rage
But I miss your gentle touch, your lovely embrace
Don't fret, my beautiful lady, don't you worry for me!
Your Lion is certain we will be together, and free
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>>6428836
Jason is going to make Asha fall in love with him again with how adorable he is being, and also going to be shouted at for being so relaxed for a life and death situation
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>>6429073
>inb4 the true love shenanigans jason and asha exude drives blackscales so far up the insanity pole she integer overflows into being perfectly sane again
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>>6429082
I would assume that it'd actually make her mental state worse.
>"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! WHY COULDN'T DAEMON LOVE ME LIKE THIS!?!"
Her Blackcloaks might think it's cute though.
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>>6429073
Is it possible to exceed the 20/20 relationship meter?
She was already crazy for Jason before...
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>>6429108
Tomboys dig emotional boys, it is known
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>>6429108
>>6429141
Tomboy reaver Queen GF and her Castle Core Greenlander BF
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>>6429150
Old Way supporters on suicide watch
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I wanna get one of these mutant knights in our cadre, I can't lie. I like their whole deal and how chill they are, and they would fit in with our colorful crew of misfits.
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>>6429269
Buddy cop movie with Sandor "All Knights Are Fakers" (heart of gold with more chivalry than most actual knights) and Ser "Literally a Giant Monster" (actually lives up to every ideal of chivalry that he possibly can). Throw Brienne in there when she starts going on adventures.
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>>6429269
Naaah, I don't think we should. The more we expose them to the wider world, the less intimidating and mysterious they are. With how shitty the world is we need to ease them up first to the reality.

Plus, it would be easier if they stay here to make up our fake story of how we survived Mantarys. My idea is that we got lucky to find an intelligent but still bloodthirsty mutant gang leader who caught us, and Tyrion paid the ransom with some gold because they're stupid and that was more than they've ever seen.
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>>6429269
Well, Ser Valenor seems to have the desire to travel and see the world, so he might certainly be open to join our retinue on Lady Blackfyre's leave. I do think that would be really cool as well but it depends on how well the trade deal flies

Jason is going to have the reputation of a mustache twirling villain to all the traditionalists in Westeros tho. He is the antithesis of nearly every single cultural expectation placed on him mostly by just being a weirdly well adjusted and good natured guy.

No wonder Tywin is seethe central...
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>>6429281
We could just say we found a honourable man who saved our life from the dangers of the Demon Road and knighted him for his valour even if he is a mutant. Any knight can make a knight after all and it isn't like mutations in more "civilised" cities around Old Valyria are completely unheard of

I think making an excuse is the easiest part of this ordeal, getting the Blackcloaks to move an inch away from the protection of their Lady is the real issue when it comes to getting one on our cadre
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>>6429279
>>6429281
>>6429288
>>6429306
Since we were going to use these negotiations to angle for a Valyrian weapon, we could pose an alternative in having one of her Blackcloaks sworn to our service? Then let Haenorah decide if she'll honor us with a weapon, or one of her warriors.
Really early in this quest, I pitched the idea that Jason would have a rebellious streak to him (like all of Tywin's kids). But instead of that manifesting as sociopathy, incest, or alcoholism, he would be a criminal that used his architectural talents to go out at night and rob all the nobles and merchants he has to rub elbows with by day. Now I am kind of liking the idea that, beyond just being an extremely chill, amiable sort of guy that (almost compulsively) resolves complex conflicts... He kind of gets a kick out of making friends with the kinds of people Tywin wouldn't even bother speaking to. Lesser houses, Summer Islanders, sorcerors, mangled enforcers, Martells and their bastards - now Mantaryan mutants? Some part of Jason likes to push the envelope around who he breaks bread with.
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>>6429336
>"Jason, even if you're not as problematic as your brothers and sister, the friendship you keep to yourself brings shame every waking moment you keep them around."
>"First I can't make my port and now I can't have friends? Can a nigga just have ANYTHING in this House?"
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>>6429339
>"Even your language is being ruined by them! Where did you even pick up such terms?"
>"The Summer Islands."
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>>6427448
>Since we were going to use these negotiations to angle for a Valyrian weapon, we could pose an alternative in having one of her Blackcloaks sworn to our service?

>>6427448
- Jason and Latterborn become capable to recruit a limited amount of volunteering Mantaryians to use has personal guards (they will be well paid, armored, armed and trained. Years of service before their return home will be also agreed upon.)
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>>6429345
>>6429336
could be done
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>>6429336
Unironically, Jason's hidden talent might be being a genuinely good diplomat. His appreciation for hard work no matter whose hands it comes from is endearing to everyone who strive for something, and his curiosity only makes people more amenable to him. I am not sure him pushing the envelope when it comes to the company he keeps is something concious tho, perhaps it is but to me it mostly seemed to be that he simply never internalised the "you are better than everyone else" philosophy Tywin tried to instill in him. He also seems to not care much for social norms that doesn't align with his interests, disregarding any that would limit his learning
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>>6429356
Jason might actually have imposter syndrome because of Tywin telling him he's a fuckup who isn't as useful as his siblings.
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>>6429362
Damn he actually might, would be very realistic in his case too
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>>6429362
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE THREAD 1, MAYBE 2

The whole thing about Jason being mediocre at everything is that he's put at the standard of people like Jaime and other knights, while he might be someone who's above average in the things he was trained since young age, constantly being put down by Tywin and in turn, putting down himself, limiting himself to realize and measure his actual capabilities

Or if it's not that, truly his escape from Tywin and the expedition to Valyria buffed him so significantly. Like throwing a kid in a Jungle and finding him out completely safe but obviously changed, something like Tarzan. He was finally away from under Tywin's thumb and being left to actually grow and develop, and then threw himself to danger for the sake of it, cranking up his need of survival and other skills. The social skills he got it from all those fortuitous encounters since he was able to interact with other people, and even if he was underestimated like someone inoffensive and weak, it helped him to use it like some kind of protective shell to the eyes of the Westerosi lords back in his home. People might've see him as a simpleton who maybe gets whipped around and controlled by his wife, or maybe someone easily corruptible and easy to sway, but after the expedition there's just two ways he might be perceived: someone lucky like his ancestor Lann the Clever, or someone who plays dumb and it's actually a powerhouse. Whatever raw material Jason was made off, it was certainly shaped by strife, perils and dangers.
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Wait a second...
That Summer Islander who got shredded by the wind glass was the first time Jason saw someone die, right?
Does that mean the scum along the Demon Road who he fought would have been Jason's first kill? Or did he kill anyone during the riot at Oldtown when he was knighted?
I'm thinking about that scene where Robert commands Jamie and Ser Barriston to tell war stories and describe their first kill; in which case I'm wondering how Jason might respond.
Saying that he killed some slavers in order to protect his wife is a genuinely beautiful.
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>>6429412
Well, his first human kills were those Ghiscari, but he had to kill his fair share of cursed Valyrians beforehand
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>>6429412
In the riot he saved a woman and child.
In the Doom, He slew deathly ashen wright's and witnessed a man flayed to the bone by dragon glass winds. A half dozen or so more died under his vision.
On the Demonroad is his first human kill, 2 slaver Ghiscari who thought they would make a good sale.

No notation of him ever going hunting
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>>6429412
>>6429414
>"Ser Jason Lannister, I have to ask, how was your first kill?"
>The group of young squires, knights, and the maids serving the drinks would look at him, expectantly, eager to hear what Jason "The Doom Tamer" Lannister kill was, and maybe learn more about his legendary expedition
>"Aaah, yes, my first kill! A glorious endeavor for such a dirty business. Well, I have to say with honesty, that it was an act... Of love"
>Everyone looks around, confused, while Jason, with the biggest, shit eating grin and caressing his beard, let the silent hang for a moment before continuing
>"It was right after the expedition, going towards Mantarys... And I had to valiantly defend my wife"
>Everyone in the tavern roll their eyes and barely contain a few sighs, as they were baited with another story of how much he loves his wife

Do you think Jason gives the vibes of being a cool uncle like Bobby in a future? Maybe look fairly Nordish after Asha's conquest and uniting of the Iron Isles? Spiritually Dornish, Aesthetically Nordmen, originally Greenlander
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>>6429414
We probably won't be able to share this story with everyone but his first first kill was an entire cursed dragonlord household. It was a mercy kill sure but I doubt killing some weak slavers after such a traumatising experience even registered too much for Jason.
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>>6429421
ritualized mercy killing too. Fucking metal and hardcore as hell. All cursed and some twisted even the babes. Yeah I very much doubt you will EVER get Jason to admit what his first kill eve was unless he was so wasted he couldn't remember the conversation afterwards. However there were witnesses and they could share the tale in his stead. As Jason sure as hell isn't ever going to reveal it himself.

Otherwise, the only 'human' kills were firstly ghiscari slavers.
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>>6429439
Are slavers really human, though?
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>>6429439
I imagine him getting very wine drunk with Jaime one day and exchanging stories when he asks about his trip to Valyria or his first kill and Jason gets a 1000 mile stare
>it was in an ancient dragonlord's manse
>I killed them brother, they were in agonising suffering for centuries
>burning from the inside out
>not just the men, but the women and children too
>I killed them all
>the gods.. they are cruel
then he chugs a bottle of wine and passes out on the spot
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>>6429456
Well, in comparison to undead eternally on fire ash wights they are
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>>6429670
Once Jason is back at Casterly Rock safe and sound, we should absolutely send a letter to Braavos and ask for a priest of The Many Faced God to visit as soon as possible. Tell them about the demon we saw and ask if Jason's afterlife is in jeopardy. If their god is angry with him, then ask what we can do to atone... or on the flip side, determine whether that demon was completely full of shit when it tried to guilt us into accepting the debt.

I'm still convinced that the demon was lying (specifically because it tried to get Sarella to turn on us), but better to make sure, right? 'All men must die' is probably fine by Jason when he's seen what happens to those who aren't allowed to die, and he'd want to make sure he doesn't share that fate.
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>>6429679
Nay, Jason contested to the claims of the demon and it bowed to the latterborn in return. They hold no debts. Although Jason directly conversing with a fragment of their god would be something that would interest the house of black and white greatly, but they are also rather secretive

It could lead to them granting Jason a boon, but I am not sure how wise it is to get involved with a bunch of death cultists
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>>6429679
I don't see ANY value to getting the murder cultists involved.

We are fine, our afterlife isn't in any kind of danger. I don't think the bravossi have an afterlife either, that's more of a Westerosi thing.
Though the dothraki have some too.
The many faced god is just Death.
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>>6430017
>you met an angel of death? and you are still alive? well that can't be right, let's fix that right now
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>>6430033
Nah, Bravossi zealots would take it the other way.
"Death speaks your name, and you die. That you are stood here, means he did not wish you yet."

It's a very self-reenforcing ideology. Their hitman assassins, the faceless men, also have a thing about never being permitted to take a life that isn't called.
Aka, no killing for personal gain [in theory].
Ignore how they charge rates to assassinate high officials.

But they do also have a thing about death being a merciful gift, borne out of their flight from the doom of Valaria so. . you know. Gifts need the right recipient.
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>>6430033
A fragment of their god let Jason live it would be heretical for them to go against the decision of their god
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>>6430333
>"Ser Jason, Let's see is I understood your story... When our God came to you, saying you were indebted to it, instead of paying the price, you insisted you owed no debt?"
>"That's right, no matter how it tried to spin it, the Latterborn owed no debt, and thus we escaped."
>The Faceless man just shits himself

Tbh I can't wait for whatever type of interaction we get once the story reach the Faceless Man. Will they see us like a semi-Saint for not only meeting their God, but winning against them using their logic? A heretic that they will gladly accept a way lesser pay if someone hires them to kill us? Outmost respect? Shit can get wild
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>>6430336
They might just confirm our suspicions and say that the demon is a fraud who's full of shit. In which case, they wouldn't view Jason as someone special. They'd just think "this guy encountered something that was larping as us. Cool I guess".
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Here's a fun thought experiment to pass the time...
Elden Ring worldbuilding was also done GRRM. What do you guys think the characters in Game of Thrones would think of the characters in Elden Ring?

Stannis would probably have immense respect and sympathy towards Morgott.

Godfrey and Robert are quite different, but they'd relate to each other's depression after their respective lives plateaued.

Littlefinger would be ultra inspired if he learned about how The Tarnished climbed from literally nothing all the way to the highest position in the land.
On the flip side, Varys would probably be a #1 Ranni fan since she wants the world to rule itself rather than be puppeteered by supernatural beings.

No one would have anything in common with Marika except maybe for Cersei during that brief window after Joffery died where she said "what's the point of power if it can't protect the ones you love".
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>>6431708
>cersei idolizes marika
>not because she defended her family but because she got to fuck herself literally and rule over everything with an iron fist
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>>6431708
>Littlefinger would be ultra inspired
I've always had a thought about "what would the timeline look like if Petyr managed to clutch a win against Brandon Stark?" Like, Brandon slips on a rock and Pete knocks him over and wails on him until he wins or something.

Does he get his fairytale romance? Does Brandon stand up and then just fucking strangle him to death after? Do the Tullys say "no lol" and marry Cat off to Brandon anyways? Does Brandon say "Aight, I respect it" and back off?
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>>6431708
Well Radahn is just Robert Baratheon without any of Robert's flaws so anybody who likes Robert would probably like Radahn.

Arya would think Malenia was the coolest bitch ever.

Brienne and Nepheli Loux would be besties.

>>6431716
The Tullys would almost certainly tell him to fuck off.
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>>6431708
The dragons in Elden Ring are intelligent, can talk, and can even shapeshift into a humanoid-like form. This would make the Targaryens either freaked out, super jealous, or they'd think it's the coolest shit.
The Targ's would also sympathize with all the incest.

Speaking of which,Loras and Renly would be best "friends" with Miquella.

The faith of The Seven would be horrified by the idea of Dungeater, who can poison the afterlife of all your ancestors if he curses you.
I have no idea how the church would feel about Goldmask, who argued with God and won.

>>6431720
Radahn was a bit more of a nerd than Bobby B since Radahn went and had to actually study magic. It'd be like if Robert went to Old Town and had to earn a few links.
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>>6431708
Tywin would kill to have a son like Messmer, who despite being deformed still obeys his parent and serves his purpose until his dying breath.

Mohg would actually look down on Dany for her pursuit of the Iron Throne.
She frees all those slaves, but then heads towards war just so that she can reclaim a lost birthright rather than stay and try to build a new future for the downtrodden.
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So boring assholes, is this better than active discussion?
Are you getting everything you want?
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>>6432375
Anons that hate the constant lore-chatting probably just don't check the thread but every few days now because the pace of updates has slowed down to a crawl, and so I imagine they are pretty pleased that the discussion has died, seeing as it makes it easier to identify if the QM has potentially dropped another update.
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Sorry for no update guys, it’s been a really busy month for some reason. Legit a big overlap of birthdays, Father’s Day, family plans, and obligations.

Still present, still chipping at update.
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>>6432399
I am taken by a certain level of spite.
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>>6433233
It's not especially rational either.
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>>6433234
I'm not starting a conversation either but I enjoyed having them.
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>>6433235
so the idea that someone else enjoys a state of affairs that I don't, offends me.
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>>6433236
So why not have a bit of a laugh.
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>>6433237
a proper update is about 8 posts or so?
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>>6433238
So if I do one more.
With the right name.
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>>6433239
Then I wonder who'd check for an update.
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>>6433233
>>6433234
>>6433235
>>6433237
>>6433238
>>6433239
>>6433240
You need to stop drinking man.
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>>6433246
Or, or, he needs to drink even more. Either or.
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>>6433249
natural selection could run its course then. Very nice.
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>>6433240
>Then I wonder who'd check for an update.
Me.
Congrats, you tricked me.
And I guess now that anons are doing stuff like this, I am only going to check the thread once a week from now on, regardless of post count. LQM leaves votes up for two or three days anyways.
See you guys later.
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>>6433286
>Gets tricked one
>Shit it's pants

It was just a little bit of tomfoolery anon, come on.
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>>6433246
>>6433286
absolutely satisfied.
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I think the scale lady is hot, and even if somewhat insane, I think we can fix her.
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>>6433481
She's in her 40s and desperately needs a baby right NOW to avoid total extinction of her House. We aren't exactly in a position to help without getting shanked to death by the reaver wife. Hell, I don't think even our blinded uncle could save us from that sticky situation...

>>6432399
We already gameplanned whatever we could; to be frank, there really isn't much else to discuss. Even the Westerosi future projects have been covered Like the Riverland canal project with two viable locations or mapping out King's Landing to troll the Spider and Littlefinger, assuming we don't get fucked over by Tywin again. We already came up with a negotiation plan to help Tyrion out with the Latterborn. Meanwhile, Asha hasn't revealed what her actual plans are to Jason yet. Hell, even Jason's 'plans' are made up of construction or how to accidentally get him to do something, according to player plots Like when we sneakily introduced Asha to her viable allies the Martells, despite them hating Lannister guts..
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>>6433503
If only we'd voted for Marge Tyrell instead of Asha, we could probably marry Haenora thus securing the Blackfyre armory for Jason/House Lannister. The Tyrells would hate us but oh well.
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>>6433503
While Asha is against the idea of salt wives in the current way the ironborn practice it, it is also PAINFUL to see the blackfyre lady be left to rot, likely without a suitable spouse.

Maybe a justification like the Martell Paramour could be called in? Or maybe this could be a showcase of an alteration of Ironborn culture, where the idea of saltwives and rockwives in a household are nonexistant, instead allowing for more equal polyamory?

I know i am somewhat grasping at straws here, but WE HAVE A SCALED MILF RIGHT THERE!
it would be a crime to not take it upon ourselves to ferry her back to the rock and teach her how to love and have a life of her own after her previous purpose was shattered!
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>>6433524
the woman has a lover. Convince her to marry em
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>>6433503
Said it before, say it again...

HAENORA X SANDOR WHEN???!?
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>>6433481
>>6433524
Impeccably based taste, but there's no way that Jason could be the one to help her.

That said, it doesn't mean we can't help her find someone else.
The question is how many bachelors are there to pick from who aren't married by the time we reach the canon...
Fuck it, marry Theon to her so that he doesn't get REEK'D
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>>6433538
>Theon
Isn't he kind of an asshole?
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>>6433566
So is Sandor, but both of them are canonically capable of developing in a positive direction like all of God's children when shone the appropriate measure of grace, should they choose to embrace mercy, however, he still isn't appropriate because he's even younger than us, I think by three years or so? It might just be too unseemly of an age gap on top of her condition. Being married to a disreputable, disfigured, AND infertile woman? I think if we tried to suggest it, Asha might bash us. If Balon heard we thought to add that kind of insult to injury, I think he would drown us.

I think Balon or Asha taking her as a vassal and initiating her into Ironborn culture in order to empower her to take a salt husband and thus keep the Blackfyre legacy alive... Could be interesting.
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>>6433566
He suffers from an inferiority complex and his own father tried to murder him so he couldn't challenge the preferred heir, his older sister Asha. He was raised by the Starks to be a lord in their style of rulership. Theon really got done dirty throughout the series. Like, damn man. It was never his idea to betray the Starks.

>>6433524
She needs a legitimate heir for the Blackfyres which is tricky. Even more so when its a literal dragon lady milf whose about to hit menopause. Like seriously who the fuck can handle that? No Jason doesn't count even though his autistic ass definitely could. The guy has weird ass taste in women and is spiritually Dornish, albeit without the whoring.

In terms of how Asha views it...well she DID offer him a threesome that one time but he took it as a threat. She does have a ravenous sexual appetite not helped by Jason being her exact type as a pretty boy So Asha is...sexually open to it. So long as she gets to join in, much to Jason's horror and every other man's extreme envy. Outside of sex, however she doesn't like the idea of sharing him.

As for how Asha views salt wives she isn't against it per a sey given how she handles her troops. However she IS against the stifling burden of traditional lady duties. Which has her seething like nothing else. Only Brienne and later Arya can grasp how much fucking HATES it.

She does dislike, however is the status of Salt Wife offspring being viewed as lesser. As canonically the only man she considered marrying was the knighted grandson of a salt wife. Which she found regrettable as it was why she couldn't marry him as it lowered his status too much but neither is she outright against the tradition. Rather, she desires its reform like how she views other Ironborn methods.

Which is quite hypocritical of her, given her possessiveness and protectiveness over Jason. Albeit she makes the concession of sex, so long as she can join in too. Not sure how Jason can point that out to her though without high impact sexual violence. So Asha has put some thought into it but doesn't want the traditional 'Greenlander' method either with bastards and being an accursed LADY.

Jason on the other hand who is definitely against it. Not that I blame him, given her insanely high libido. He can handle her... eccentricities, but when directly involves him again he panics. After all, he DID consider that threesome offer as a legitimate threat from Asha was his reaction.

>>6433535
I don't think Sandor can handle all that fire, anon. He needs a chill ass lady to calm him down. Don't forget how the summer islander girl handled him. He needs a soft chill not a fiery touch.
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>>6433574
Balon might on account of wanting to eliminate Theon whom he considers a disgrace and threat to Asha being heir. I wouldn't be surprised if he were that spiteful. Asha on the other hand would drown Jason over it and kick his ass. As Theon is her only remaining family member, she actually likes and wants to be close to. She sorta wants everyone else dead but him.

Haenora is far too lady like for Asha's tastes and recently pissed her off bigly. Asha prefers any other type of woman, which is why she has taken a liking to Dornish women who are much more likely to suit her tastes. However she would agree with the Blackfyres being a matriarchal and matrilineal House now would get quite the kick out her given how that fits into her own desires and ambitions.QM strongly hinted at this with Asha fantasizing over Golden Kraken reaver daughters and Knightly Sons.

So IF Haenora made certain concessions on behalf of the Blackfyres, Asha would be quite inclined to hear them out. As a truly matrilineal House(albeit not by choice) perfectly suits her own tastes and ambitions practically to the T. However, that would require both parties actually realizing how much they have in common and their mutual ambitions. As truthfully, Asha has far more to gain from it than Jason. As Jason isn't the ambitious sort and is gonna get stuck playing damage control for the foreseeable future thanks to his family. Too bad Jason isn't quite aware of this. He only knows about Asha being a Ironborn reformist but not the rest yet. It is also why she will get along great with Danny, so long as their ambitions do not clash.
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>>6433580
>I don't think Sandor can handle all that fire, anon
You know, you're probably right. A woman like Haenora would probably drive a guy like Sandor insane. He just doesn't have the fortitude or emotional maturity for it.
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>>6433535
Nay, Gerion X Haenora is the correct match here. Both are depressed and both are similarly aged. Truly, a match made in the Doom
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>>6433589
>>6433580
Again, I don't think this bitch is emotionally mature enough to handle a political marriage.

Convince her to expel her head demon from the Queens guard and then marry him.
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>>6433535
Sandor has already someone else.

>>6433747
Really sounds like an extremely bad option.
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>>6433756
Bad how? As in we get little actionable gain out of it?
Because you are correct, we don't.

But playing match maker might earn us some good grace.
If I thought she could handle marriage for station, I would be all aboard for Uncle Gerion. But I just don't think she can.
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>>6433723
I wouldn't bet on Gerion. He might love Joy's mother.
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>>6433757
No I think is bad, because, I don't think suggesting to expel her head of the demon guard, and the guy that is currently calming her down and convinced her not do anything to us, is a good idea. Same guy who also greenlighted sending a demon guard knight to Volantis.

I think she needs Balarys. This guy is a voice of reason, leader and experienced.
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>>6433761
You misunderstand me.
The oath of a kingsguard or Queens guard forbids marriage, inheritance and claims to land.

I'm assuming these guys have the same restrictions, because they are good restrictions.
So if you want to let her marry Balarys, like I do, then he needs to not be a Queensguard. So release him from his vows, expel him from their ranks, and have her marry him without his oaths getting in the way.

He's not of noble blood but he IS someone who can balance/reign her in.
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Problem with her getting with anyone else is that she CANNOT be known as a Blackfyre publicly. Nearly absolutely NOBODY within Westeros wants anything to do with more Targaryens, especially so close to Bobby's rebellion. So even if we were to get Haenora into Westeros, making any deals with the intent of either bettering ourselves or her by dealing with the other houses would be extremely risky.

I think Haenora and Gerion would be the potentially likeliest match that could work, both due to his personality, and his blindness keeping Gerion out of the loop when it comes to her eyes. But I also feel like marrying Haenora to a cripple, and one who already has his Honour tainted would be both an insult to her, and weigh her down for the rest of her life. It also makes her family line a potential rival to us, allowing for another "two family lines both able to claim dragon ownership" situation.

Marrying Theon to her...Honestly that is kind of cruel to Theon. While in terms of prestige, it would make his kids the heirs of dragon blood, it would also put that massive target on his back, without any protection as at best, he would be getting harassed about it while under Ned's protection, and at worst being warred on when back on the Iron Islands both by insiders and outsiders wanting to kill his family if it ever got out, and him having NO support network.

And Balarys? While likely the best person for her emotionally, it gives her no connection to Westeros. She would effectively have the best chances then to just stay where she is in Essos while raising the next Blackfyres instead of throwing herself back into the Westerosi gauntlet. Which, does not help us, or her really. It does not change her, or her future childrens situation.
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I think the best option, both for her and for Jason, would be as follows:

After having talked with her again and fully gotten her to understand the situation as the last potential Blackfyre, try to make a deal with her. Ideally, this ideally would be that Jason was to take her as a second wife, specifically a Salt-wife under Ironborn tradition. In accordance, she would join our court, and any children she would have would be under a new house, one which could allude to her past without saying anything. Maybe something like "Black serpents" ?

Effectively, we would have our family line remain with Asha in house Lannister(For now), while the secondary house would become blood related but under house Lannister's protection. One could see it, in a way like the relation House Targaryen had with House Velaryon but with a stronger direct line and more direct contractual agreement.

This information would DOUBTLESSLY at some point leak. Either intentionally, or not. And when it would, it would both allow for the cover story, of Jason the Dense not being aware of the true nature of Haenora, as well as the potential that she genuinely meant to start over without her family legacy. Which, would both give her house the legitimacy of her bloodline, allowing house (insert name here) to take the same effective role as Blackfyre already did in relation to the nominal house Targaryen. This family has already changed its name once, why not again to save it?

If we wanted to jump ship from the Lannister name, we would then have another house that would without a doubt support us, and another family line if Asha's were to die out in the conflict with the Iron Isles we are going to be part of.
But before all of that, it would give Lannister legitimacy in the east, as Haenora and her house could become an arm of the Lannister family within Essos due to her "Eastern royal lineage" furthering the Lannister trade fleets size.

ALSO it would allow us to rawdog the milf, that is VERY valuable too.
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>>6433772
Oh. Yeah I forgot about those. Sorry i misunderstood. I agree with this idea
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If you think about it, now DILF has a new meaning in this situation

Dragon I'd like to fuck
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>>6433772
Honestly I don't see the relationship between Haenora and Balarys as romantic at all. It seemed much more like they had a adoptive Father and Damaged daughter type of thing going on from the update. I don't really see them marrying and it wouldn't be good for her imo
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>>6433788
She isn't gonna wanna leave her city state due to how vital it is and firmly entrenched the Blackfyres are there. That city holds THEE secret armoury of the Blackfyres which she is responsible for safekeeping. She is just completely out of the loop of what the Blackfyres are up to and isolated.

Theon doesn't know yet that Balon wants him dead and the Ironborn see him as soft turncoat greenlander. Especially now that his sister is a proven Hero and chosen of the Drowned God.

Balarys and the Queen's Guard hold themselves to the highest of Knightly honor. That isn't gonna work whatsoever. While Gerion is also a mess who dreads Tywin's interference(correctly). Still the best option from our extremely limited options of who can handle a Dragon Lady. The matchmaking difficulty is truly hellish.

>>6433792
You are ignoring how Asha will react. She is open to sexual liaisons with other women but gets touchy about more than that. Which she knows is a problem but with Jason being a Greenlander she can delude herself. There is also the fact that Jason isn't enthused with having to deal with more than one woman. He might have inherited his maternal grandfather's sexual stamina but not his lust. Jason already gets taunted for his Dornish mindset. Doesn't yet realise the full implications of how the Ironborn are going to see him from being Drowned in the Smoking Sea and saved by the Drowned God.

There is also how the Blackfyres are seen as a joke in Westeros once they heard the Blackfyres lost all their male lines and resorted to matrilineal descent just to survive. As well as the massive political burdens involved with that. While it is true Jason is the most... eccentric Greenlander and nontraditional Westerosi nobleman that doesn't mean its good idea or easy to pull off. Jason has made it very clear how unenthused he is at the idea of handling more than one woman. Asha alone keeps him plenty 'busy' and, being offered a threesome from her, he treated as if it were a dire threat instead. Completely missing the point of the offer or how open Asha is sexually.

Asha would need to be the one to push for it and given how Haenora recently pissed her off. That isn't terribly likely. Especially with how protective and possessive Asha is of Jason. Despite her being open to polygamy thanks to Ironborn concubinage, she knows Jason doesn't approve of that, despite being offered threesomes. Most men would thank the Gods for such an 'understanding' wife not treat it as if it were a curse or threat. Asha and Jason's view of sex is pretty much total opposite and while Asha isn't against concubinage, she does seek to reform it in some way. We really only know she doesn't like how Salt born offspring are viewed as much lesser despite being 'legitimate' and not a bastard, as well as her own sexual antics and loathing of ladyship, along with her desires for her own daughters to have similar freedom and power as reavers.

Not to mention convincing Haenora alone.
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>>6433959
Haenora sees herself as a Queen and is already styling herself as matriarchal. Hence, the existence of a Queen's Guard and her having gotten comfortable with rulership. What haunts her is what happened to the Blackfyres and personal rejection due to her mutations. Throw in some hardcore baby rabies to prevent the extinction of her House and her ambitions, it's not a pretty mix. She wants a fitting match and will want monogamy. Compare to that with Asha, who is very much the opposite and has realized how much she has in common with the Dornish mindset. Haenora isn't gonna want to leave her city state, which she has so firmly entrenched herself and her family has sacrificed so much to establish. Much less go into hiding as another noblewoman when she has such ambitions and strong image of her own (delusional) status. The Blackfyres see themselves as the rightful rulers of Westeros.

Even IF she gets over her personal issues and heals. It doesn't change the fact that the only ones who take female rulership seriously is Dorne in all of Westeros. Ignoring whatever the hell Asha is definitely planning and up to.l While Jason isn't strictly against that sorta thing given his treatment and relationship with Asha there is a reason she loves him so much. Jason still is well aware of how the rest of Westeros views such things. It would take the return of Dragons breathing fire down everyone's necks to make them reconsider that stance. That is ignoring how is own family is tied up in ruling Westeros. Even with his Valyrian sympathies with how he interacted with the Martells and the undead Dragonlord that adopted him. Not to mention Haenora herself, as he astoundingly doesn't mind the mutations.

Jason is eccentric, but he isn't completely clueless...let's just ignore how he doesn't know what Moon Tea is or how miserably Asha failed at seducing him. He is a very special kind of dense with certain matters, which drives her up the fucking wall.

I think you would have an easier time convincing Asha to make Haenora Jason's paramour and have Haenora legitimize her offspring. But right now, Asha considers Haenora a threat given her protectiveness over her mate, as she considers him incapable of defending himself properly. Which she even pointed out to his face when they left Westeros and Jason has never done anything to prove otherwise in her view.
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>>6433967
He's killed slavers and engaged in a riot, he can defend himself.
Nor is he retarded.

>>6433792
you've got the issue of using an Ironborn tradition, when we are a Lannister. It's not a legitimate practice under the faith of the seven, nor is it something Jason would like to do.

We can't marry the bitch. Our uncle is the closest possible match from our cohort.

>>6433855
I mean, you can maybe read that, but she has a father, and wouldn't replace him. the way it's written, I think they might be in their small clothes, but I guess it does just say "without silks or armour"
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>>6433967
>>6433959
I think this whole talk about Jason not accepting a threesome went from "Oh this mf is so doesn't he doesn't noticed her wife is a horny bisexual bitch" to "Jason is 100% AGAINST anything other than FULL HETEROSEXUAL, MONOGAMOUS AND PURE ONE-ON-ONE MARRIAGE, he hates faggots and would DIVORCE HIS WIFE if he found out"

He might've said that he barely can keep up with Asha, but I don't fully remember who he told him that. The point is that, he doesn't know if he actually has it, nor hasn't thought about it, he's just an autist with a fixation in wooden blocks and he thinks more about that than about sex. If Asha someday drags him to a brothel with some other girl, and she tells him she wants this, it might be part of their routine, the same it is for the relationship to be the way it is, and just how they finally fucked the first time. If Asha drops more obvious hints about it, MAYBE, Jason will make the same he's been doing since day one: make a plan, and surprise her with doing it (point being, the first time they met and how he didn't pitied her, and how he picked that she hated the Westerosi traditions and decided to play by her rules, like in their wedding day where he showed the boat he design for her)

Sorry if I got too autistic about this, but the mental gymnastics about this whole hypothetical "Jason breeds the dragon lady" scenario was driving me nuts.
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>>6433788
>>6433967
>>6433980
I feel bad for Haenora and want to help her

However, I think a bigger issue is that she has just had a massive mental breakdown after DECADES of waiting.
If we try to mention the marriage stuff after she has calmed down, she might just have another manic-episode, or worse, she might suspect that we are trying to pull a 'Tywin moment' and manipulate her while she's vulnerable for our own personal gain (marrying into a priceless armory *is* something that Lann the clever would totally try to pull).

The best bet would be to keep things professional for now, and not mention the marriage stuff until a few months from now. By then we can have shown that we intend to genuinely work together via Tyrion and the merchant stuff, and she will also have had time to learn about the political situation of the outside world / gotten caught up on recent history.
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>>6434005
That is why I'm arguing against it.

>>6433980
I'm pointing out how Asha sees it. Jason does see the distinction but she doesn't believe it.

>>6434011
I would rather avoid the dragon lady but dat armoury man...I can see the appeal. Plus Asha is way too much trouble as is. Gods have mercy if Jason adds a fucking wannabe dragon lady queen on top of it. Danny is gonna be bad enough as is to deal with.
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>>6434005
>"Jason is 100% AGAINST anything other than FULL HETEROSEXUAL, MONOGAMOUS AND PURE ONE-ON-ONE MARRIAGE, he hates faggots and would DIVORCE HIS WIFE if he found out"
Holy based
No wonder The Seven smile upon him
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>>6434019
>A Thing wanting to stab jason in the face for talking back
>The Many Faced God: "Yo hol' up he's kinda GOATED tho"
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>>6434014
We have the Maznareon dragon egg, I bet Haenora would be willing to fork over at least half of the Blackfyre armory for it. Valyrians go crazy for the things.
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>>6434414
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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>>6434417
>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
t. valyrian
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>>6434414
I think it was clarified that it wasn't a dragon egg
Although she could probably still identify what kind of monster egg it is for us if we showed it to her; that way at least we'll know what we have on our hands
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>>6434495
It has to be some kind of dragon or dragon-adjacent creature, right? We found it in an enchanted valyrian vault. Maybe it's a sea dragon's egg?
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>>6434513
The going theory is a split between sea serpent and chimera
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>>6434514
It's just a dog, man.
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>>6434515
w-what kind of dogs have you seen in eggs?!
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>>6434539
The good kind?
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>>6434539
>w-what kind of dogs have you seen in eggs?!
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>>6433980
...Damn it, I did not really consider the religion of The Seven. Actually missed the forest for the trees :/
I think Jason might have become quite a bit more pluralistic in his religious views after meeting a literal demon, one that is not described in the religion of the seven. If he ever learns of the cult of the death god, then I think he would be able to make the connection. But indeed the political optics once home would not be ideal.

>>6433959
>>6433967
>>6434014
I think as some others have stated that Jason is not Monogamous only, as much as he is just autistic in the hyper-fixation way because of the way player characterization works. He is just dense and fixates on whatever we choose him to find most important at the moment. So, if we collectively agree, it also shows itself in Jason's personality. Just like the journey to Valyria was WAY out of usual character before our choice. While Asha will probably feel conflicted, I feel she would understand it if Jason had something with Haenora due to political reasons. The woman is old, She will grow frail while Asha and Jason will be in their primes and live out their lives together. She is not a romantic rival.

Also, even if the Blackfyre name is in shambles, it still has the Golden Company. In a way, this possible integration of the Blackfyres back into Westeros could both bolster Lannister forces, and give the Golden Company a place for members to settle down. Also, I think the idea that Haenora wants to stay in Mantarys is not really the case. The city holds no real trade, no great resources to make use of, and the population is unable to socialize with any neighbours due to their "cursed" nature living next to Valyria. The city also holds no security other than which can be taken by and kept with physical force. Genuinely, if we offer a keep in Westeros her house and people could move into, I imagine Haenora would jump for joy. "Going home" to Westeros has been an old dream the Blackfyres have longed for for much longer than the current Targeryean outcasts, and would give her family an opportunity to trade with the outside world. Making a deal with her which gives a foothold and a legitimate political position in Westeros would be a massive win for her, because by this point her family line, and herself, are used to constant failure. So even a partial success (since her family has always been ride or die with total conquest) is better than the "shits fucked" she is in currently.


>>6434011
Fair points, I definitely think that whatever we do from now on, trying to just be honest and open is the best thing we could do for now. After she has calmed down, the fact we did not lie will help immensely. Since no matter if we do get....close and personal or not, we are still a potential political ally for her and what is left over of the Blackfyre household. One she would likely recognize is a boon greater than any weapon.
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>>6435758
>I think Jason might have become quite a bit more pluralistic in his religious views after meeting a literal demon, one that is not described in the religion of the seven.

Stranger, who's domain is death and who's presence kills you.
It's really not that big a stretch, nor does the existence of other religions invalidate his own. The old gods exist, after all, as does the drowned, neither of which acknowledge the others.
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>>6435758
>Genuinely, if we offer a keep in Westeros her house and people could move into, I imagine Haenora would jump for joy.
I'm sorry anon, but that's like giving a handful of chocolate to a puppy because they're yummy, and I'm talking about the ones that don't lay eggs.

It's the same thing some anons talked about bringing Haenoras guard's and the cultural/idealistic shock they get when they arrive to Westeros. Honor is barely holding on, and it will be dead with Ned Stark, but maybe it will happen sooner if we do your plan.

Tywin could pull a Red Castle and just kill Haenora and their mutant people, because he will gain the "honor" to "kill a Blackfyre terrorist" and "stop Jason's insurgency before it grew out of control". We might be the heir and not be deformed, but Tywin was still going to kill Tyrion because he was a pain in the ass and make things simpler.

The best we can do is to offer trade and assistance for her to make some actual change in Mantarys, and maybe send some letters to the Golden Company and make them link up. It sounds more interesting if we can make it happen, and then gain a huge boon for Jason for the gigantic miracle that is securing a huge vault of VS for the Blackfyre that are active in the "normal world", a huge leg up for Jason and Asha to distance themselves, and maybe bring the Golden Company when the Kingsmoot happens and Huron thinks he can actually do something.
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>>6435803
>We might be the heir and not be deformed, but Tywin was still going to kill Tyrion because he was a pain in the ass and make things simpler.
There is no way that Tywin would kill Jason; he's too valuable.
Doubly so if Jason doesn't have any children yet.
Once Jason has like 5 kids, then he will become slightly less crucial. Even then, if he comes back as a hero who survived The Doom, that's a ton of value to the "family name" that Tywin is obsessed over.
At worst, if Jason REALLY pissed off his dad, Tywin would just have him locked under house arrest aside from important public events.
However, that's the worst he could do to Jason. Tywin is far more likely to threaten and harm people Jason cares about in order to keep him in line; Data, Sarella, Tysha and others are all at risk if Jason becomes too much of a pain in the ass.

That said, Tyrion is kind of an exception considering how much Tywin hates him specifically. His other children get a surprising amount of leeway considering the bullshit they pull. Even if he doesn't love them, he takes his role as a father very seriously and does what he can to protect their image or fix their mistakes.
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>go away from thread after long time without updates
>finally come back
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>>6436093
Dead quest
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>>6436097
There have been bigger breaks, but the level of discussion devolving to the level of "bisexual wife threesome polyamory harem monogamy" talk is not a good sign.
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>>6436102
We reached the point where not only anons don't know what else to talk about while waiting for updates, but also about things to complain about
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>>6436097
>>6436102
>>6436198


It's fine, we just got to be patient.

We'll know its fucked when the incest goblins that have killed 90% of the other ASOIAF quests start squatting in the thread. There's really no need for there to be constant discussion, anyways
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>>6436201
>We'll know its fucked when the incest goblins that have killed 90% of the other ASOIAF quests start squatting in the thread.

That shit didn't kill most of the ASOIAF quests.
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>>6436205
It killed most of the recent ones, I should've said that. Bastard of westeros, for example.
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>>6436208
Myrcella too, noped out at the post where she was perving on Tommen and taking notes in her diary
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>>6436211
Honestly, our QM had incredible foresight making it clear Jason would never harbor any Jaime esc feelings towards Cersei early on. Because Lannister based quests seem to especially attract those sorts
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>>6436208
>Bastard of westeros
Go back and read the last thread, what killed that was the consistent shitflinging between players and at the QM not the specific incest plotline.
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>>6436198
>>6436102
There is no longer anything productive to talk about; instead is why. We already covered the negotiation terms with this Blackfyre branch, which took awhile. Stuff for Westeros was covered in the first thread. We don't know what exactly Tyrion has built so we cannot provide input on that. Asha is still holding some cards close to the chest on what she is plotting but this is understandable considering she plans to murder her father in law and her own relatives. We don't know what Littlefinger and Spider are plotting. So on and so forth.

What else is there to discuss? No seriously. Anons at this point are grasping at straws because we already covered so much of it. Canal project in Westeros for the ironborn and profit? Check. Visiting vast buildings? Check. Negotiation terms? Covered. What else even is there? Anons even agreed that with personal experience from Valyria, Jason is gonna treat the North as a top priority with the Others and wights, which every other great lord ignored. Anons already plotted kidnapping the two good Lannister bastards and leaving Cersei and the eldest to die cause fuck King's Landing. That place is an accursed deathtrap.

Of course some brainstorming about what Asha will do but we don't even know what her full plans and plots are. We only got a lucky break when anons tricked her and Oberyn into hanging out instead which let us know what was going on with her.
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>>6436229
Anon, respectfully, there are a dozen other quests going with no discussion like this going on, all just as rich and layered with their plot. A few significantly more so, actually. It's ok to not have discourse on the daily, but if you are in the mood, I'd really recommend you take the energy to some of those other quests. Anyone posting in this thread ought to, honestly. The breaks between updates are very long, and if just half of the time spent deliberating on things that are many, many, many updates away, meaning like a year or two IRL at this pace, could be better spent on other active games. Would significantly improve the health of the board.
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>>6436259
Why the fuck are you assuming I only do this quest? I'm just pointing out that anons were running out of stuff to discuss. As for quest activity and discussion complain in quest thread general about it. A lot of anons despise any kind of discussion that isn't the QM. Frankly, I don't care much since the quest style I prefer is long dead anyhow.
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>>6436278
>Why the fuck are you assuming I only do this quest?
I just said that if anons want to gab, and there's nothing else to talk about here, they (or you) can take that impulse to another thread in the meantime.
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Yeah, update for everyone so people are informed.

Still alive, and the month of June where both everything was happening and whatever funk I was feeling is over.

I plan to try and get a post out at in the next couple days, hopefully tomorrow, and will be focusing on getting us through the Mantarys Arc so we can get back to Westeros.

This arc either started at a bad time for me or something tripped me up, but I appreciate everyone’s patience and have been loving the discussion.

To clarify something that occurred earlier, Asha was not offering to invite that summer islander woman into a threesome with Jason and her. She was trying to make Jason aware that she noticed him staring, and Jason misinterpreted that as the above, which annoyed her but Jason managed to make up for it with the time he spent with her in the summer islands.
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Jason wouldn't know this without metagaming, but if Heanora gets married and has babies ASAP, then during the War of the Five Kings she could offer the support of Mantarys and the armory to the claimant of her choosing in exchange for a promise that one of her children will eventually marry the heirs to the throne.
On top of boosting military strength, it also might provide some legitimacy to the pretenders who don't have as strong of a claim.
What do you guys think?

>>6436336
Welcome back QM!
We missed you
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>>6436336
Welcome back and not nearly as funny as the previous misunderstanding. Oh well at least we can look forward to Jason giving Brienne the first sincere compliment regarding her femininity in her entire life. That is gonna be a funny interaction.

>>6437899
Might be something Asha will think of. Jason will likely be torn between damage control thanks to his incestuous siblings and dealing with the North and its Others and wights at that time to consider it. As thanks to Valyria and the QM confirmed he will take the tidings seriously from the Night Watch.

The biggest problem with Haenora is finding someone who can stomach her mutations and knock her up ASAP. That is a very...very short list of viable suitors indeed.
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>>6435803
...Very fair points. Casterly rock is definitely not a place of honour, neither now or in the future. >>6437899 Seems to be the best idea overall, at least for now. And either way, the possibility of a new trade network to bring profits for house Lannister would definitely help. With a higher income, more of the crowns expenses could be laid on house Lannister instead of the iron bank.

By the way, since there is a chance that we might have dragons-blood now, might it be worth touring the ancient dragon sites on the way home to Lannisport? One could go explore the Dragonmont of Dragonstone to see if there might be any eggs left over in the secretive paths inside. Maybe even go and visit Summerhall to see if one might be able to dig up one of the eggs left after Egg's attempt at hatching them? Even if we cannot hatch them ourselves, they would likely be useful in future negotiations with Blackfyres and are just a cool status symbol.
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Hey wait a second...

Doesn't Samwell Tarly's dad pay warlocks to visit and use magic that will make his son become brave?
If that hasn't already happened yet, then maybe Jason should make use of the opportunity when they're in the area.
If we haven't managed to open the lock on the book by that point, then we could quietly invite them to stay at Casterly Rock while incognito, and study the magic on the lock. If they manage to help us open it, we can reward them with gold and also offer to share some of the secrets within.
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>>6438907
We are NOT telling a bunch of "warlocks" (conmen) about our secret ultra rare, highly valuable, mint condition valyrian grimoire, let alone allowing them to get anywhere near it. Even if they weren't fraudsters (they definitely are), why would we invite total strangers to take a look at our magic book instead of going to Marwyn or Malora?
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>>6438915
Well we can do both in case Malora/Leyton and Marwyn can't unlock it.
The other reason is that last thread there was one anon who hated the idea of sharing the book. I imagine that it was because it'd be dangerous for someone else in Westeros to have that knowledge; but if it's some warlocks from halfway across Essos, then there won't be any local consequences for us to worry about.
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>>6438907
>>6438919

and why are you trying to ruin our comprehension of the maddening and divine? We will learn at our own pace and be better for it.
Also these cunts will try to steal it.
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>>6438919
>but if it's some warlocks from halfway across Essos, then there won't be any local consequences for us to worry about.

>meanwhile, the warlocks chatting up some heads of state about a magic book so they'll send thieves and assassins to nab it so they can get it back into essos
One must never underestimate greed, my friend. Loose lips sink ships. And I surely wouldn't trust some two-bit, chicken-blood-slinging, nondescript-chanting, incense-burning, feng-shui-claiming, star-interpreting, pointy-hood-wearing, hashish-smoking, copper-clipping, fast-talking, slow-walking, branch-shaking, slipper-wearing, snake-oil-selling, unwashed hooligans from across the sea any more than I would trust the average cutpurse in Flea Bottom.
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>>6437899
Nah, secrecy is best for Mantarys.
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>>6438926
Uh, my dude, did you, perchance, hire these warlocks for a service at some point in the past?

And find them unsatisfying, Mister Tarley?
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>>6439089
I am inclined to agree with the anon above when it comes to talking to the warlocks. They are nothing but junkie charlatans that have next to no power up until the dragons are borne, and after they are born they show that they are nothing but untrustworthy imbeciles by locking up Dany and her dragons

Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to do that if you are a damn order of maegi and know the power of dragons yet think you have what it takes to chain them and their mother up without taking any precautions towards dragonflame, the one thing dragons are known for.

If they found out about our book we will never stop having them as a constant thorn at our side. Not to mention they probably wont be any help whatsoever since they are a bunch how old decrepit hacks and their only real achievement is having the worst kind of immortality planetos has to offer

Also Euron Greyjoy is most likely in their order currently, and i CERTAINLY don't want him to get any ideas.
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One of the easiest ways to potentially get shitters off of our backs, might be to make copies of the book and release them, or as close to a copy one can make without the magic. Even if i am not happy about the idea of loosing exclusivity, as long as we dont add in possible "murderfest 3000" spells to a public release, then it would take the inevitable heat off of our backs and still give us the reputation boost of saving that knowledge from The Doom.
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>>6439177
I would vote against that. Malora and Marwyn I am fine with sharing since we know them, but anyone else? Let them sail into Valyria themselves if they wish to have such knowledge. Sharing with Malora and Marwyn will also help Samwell Tarly learn it when he gets to the Citadel on Jon's orders, and beyond those people I see no reason to share that grimoire any further.
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>>6439182
>inb4 malora is "the mad" because she is gonna wind up siding with euron in the future and it was foreshadowing the entire time
wwwoOoOoooOooo spoOoOoooKkyyyyYyyY
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Question about Ned.
When Joffery ordered to have Ned executed, do you think Joffery would have allowed a trial by combat if Ned had immediately demanded one?

Ned agreed to "confess" in order to protect his daughters under the assumption that he would be forced to take The Black. Once that went out the window, he didn't have much reason to not try and buy more time for himself. The other reason that nobody tried to do much to help him was because they hadn't expected Joffery's sudden change of heart, and thus has no time to do anything. An extra few hours, and perhaps someone could have secretly set him free.
What do you guys think?
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>>6439287
He would have been denied, because he already professed guilt.

Trial by combat is to determine guilt.
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>>6439288
He couldn't have asked for a trial by combat prior to the confession, could he?
Sansa and Arya being hostage was the problem.
If Jason is even at Kings Landing when all the shit goes down, I guess the only way we could change things is if we try to secretly help the two Stark girls leave
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>>6439326
If he doesn't profess guilt, his daughter Sansa would be killed in an "accident".

Nor would trial by combat be a terribly good idea, since all his household has been killed and he's been maimed, leaving him without champion.
Anyway, we wouldn't be interfering in the Stark coup in KL if we were present. Nothing we do there would abort what was already planned, unless you wanted to draw swords with Ser Iyln Payne.

His death was not part of the lannister plot.
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>>6439326
Unfortunately Ned signed his death warrant the moment he stepped foot in Kings Landing. His death is just the perfect domino that would make the war of the five kings inevitable, and there are many who stand to gain a lot from such instability.

I would like to help the Stark girls at least if Jason ends up being in the city come the time of the plot, but truth be told I think it isn't likely Jason will be there in KL when we have the Iron Islands we need to consolidate under Asha's rule and finally make the Ironborn into a functional society.

Which will be difficult because Balon is a MORON but at least they have the Harlaws who are quite the civilised people even according to greenlander standards. They will be our natural allies there to counteract the rest of the old way stupidity.

Anyways, I hope we skip the numerous dishonourable acts done under the Lannister banner by simply not being there at all. I wish to stay as far away from the pillaging of the riverlands as possible. And by then we should probably build a proffesional standing army that is not dependent on the minor feudal lords calling their banners but directly loyal to Jason himself. With the prestige from Valyria we might be able to do that without Tywin gutting that project to placate his bannermen like he did with the seawall.
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>>6439354
>I hope we skip the numerous dishonourable acts done under the Lannister banner by simply not being there at all.
>local autistic spared beheading by virtue of "Look at this cool rock I found"
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QM

I SUMMON YOU
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>>6439392
Am alive, no excuse. I have written an extra page, which is mostly Asha being frustrated at your poem not holding a secret message in how to escape and also frustrated that it’s very charming to get a poem from her Greenlander husband.
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>>6440442
Take an Adderall. Now.
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>>6440443
I am trying to get myself to start writing at least an hour a day, but you guys are suffering my lack of focus and discipline so yeah maybe I do.

Here is some art that made me think of Asha as insufficient payment
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>>6440653
Purchase a copy of Help! For Writers by Roy Peter Clark. It identifies dozens and dozens of individual, typical problems for writers, and neatly organizes something like 200 different solutions overall for things ranging from 'block', to editing, to cooking up ideas. It can help you figure out what exactly is getting in the way here and then you can fiddle with how best to navigate it.
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>>6440653
I was joking about the Adderall btw, it probably would actually get the update done but don't take amphetamines you aren't prescribed just for a fanfic on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
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>>6440657
Nah I know.

And yeah I need to take some steps.

I’m gonna try to get further today
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>>6440653
>>6440738
No sweat QM.
Don't burn yourself out trying to rush things
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>tfw you cuddle with your blackscales gf and you wake up the next morning with road rash
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>>6441476
Most scales are surprisingly soft to the touch, getting a road rash from them would require... very aggressive and active cuddling for an extended period of time

Something I hope Jason's beloved blinded uncle will partake in eventually. Gerion deserves a dragon queen for himself
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>>6441476
>Why would one cuddle on a road?
> - Jason Lannister, probably
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I was rereading the first thread and stumbled into this part:
>Arch Maester Marwyn uncovering a single scrap of paper. Written in high Valyrian, on Vellum that shined like gold, was a description on how to use Dragon egg shells as a medicine.
I completely forgot about this. We also found egg shells in the hatching pit at the Maznareon manse. Did we keep those and bring them back to the ship along with the other treasures?
If so, that's an excellent ace to have up our sleeve.

If we somehow managed to actually brew a mystical medicine, I doubt there'd be enough for more than two doses, but that's still priceless.
The question is whether we attempt to make use of it now, or if we want to save it for years down the road...
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>>6441526
The Mad Maid also gave Jason access to the most forbidden texts of Westeros to peruse during his studies. It's why/how he knew about the fucking worms and blood magick plague in Valyria. Jason actually knows a lot more forbidden and obscure knowledge than he realizes, courtesy of the Mad Maid mainly, who gave 0 fucks about letting him read them(he just couldn't keep the books or copies). Keep in mind that even Marwyn didn't have easy access to those texts. Pretty sure the only forbidden book Jason hasn't had a peek at is the Targ book of prophecy and dragon dreams carefully collected and curated by their Dreamers over the ages. Even Marwyn has only seen scraps and a few loose pages of that one.

He could/would if he studied medicine but he hasn't so far. It's why, while knowing about the blood magick plague, he didn't know how it could be treated, just that it was an incurable hellish death sentence. So he hasn't gotten a good look at the medical texts forbidden or otherwise. Although given his scare with toxic gases and powdered dragon glass, I wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly took up a serious paranoid interest in it, as hinted by the QM about Jason developing a thing for cooking for the same reason and thus becoming nearly impossible to poison as a result of his new 'hobby'. Jason has an actual serious reason to take up a serious interest in cooking and medicine thanks to his Valyria experience. A high lord or not.

Mad Maid is honestly honorary Auntie material desu. She saved Jason and his expedition a LOT of suffering and deaths thanks to her flippant attitude and granting Jason direct access to those forbidden books. Otherwise Jason would have had no idea about the fucking worms or blood magick plague...much less the obscure Valyrian traditions and rituals he used with the undead Dragon Lord.

Although if we offer copies of the books we found to the Hightowers I'm sure we could get some copies of otherwise impossible to acquire books in exchange. Jason certainly has the genius to hide those securely in the Rock somewhere with his expertise.
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>>6441588
Jason doesn't personally know enough about medicine or alchemy to utilize the recipe, but that doesn't inherently mean he can't get help from someone who does.
Simply ask one of our teachers or pay someone like Qyburn to do the recipe.
If we make use of it now then I doubt that it'll do anything crazy like restore Gerion's sight or regenerate Sarella's hand, but it could probably ease their long term pain or cure any side effects Asha might have from drinking so much Moon Tea.

In the long term? I can't think of too many debilitating conditions that anyone has aside from... idk, Stannis's daughter?
If Jason showed up one day and cured her disease, I wonder if that we be significant enough of a kindness to make Stannis waver on his rigid code.
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>>6441602
>cure shireen of her ugly (and dormant death disease i guess)
>stannis tells us not to come to king's landing tomorrow
Ride or die status attained? It'd certainly be far more love and kindness than either of his brothers ever gave him kek
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>>6441602
>I can't think of too many debilitating conditions that anyone has
Jon Arryn when he's poisoned.

>>6441615
I think Stannis would only grow more suspicious of Jason. He'd refuse to believe that a Lannister would ever do something without expectation of repayment.
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>>6441621
Honestly that'd make it even funnier. Eventually it'd come to light that Jason really is just that kind of cinnamon roll and he really did just see a sick girl he could help for the sole reason of "It was the right thing to do.". Huge payoff for the hilarity.
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>>6441631
And the political brownie points of saving it for the King's Niece instead of any OTHER grayscale victim, of course, but the reason behind it is the same either way.
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>>6441636
To be fair, what are the odds Jason is going to come across a random greyscale sufferer in his travels through Westeros? Most of em die, some of them even from the disease! Dohoho
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>>6441636
Well considering the proper treatment of greyscale requires fire magick and this particular medicine involved dragon eggshells...
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>>6441631
Jason "the Based" Lannister
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>>6441636
Which other greyscale victim, the pedo or the griffin in love with Rhaegar?

I for one would rather Jason stay the hell away from that disease. Greyscale is magical in nature and is extra infectious for those with dragonblood, which Jason is.

Besides, Jason is an architect at heart not a doctor. We would need to get a specialist like Qyburn to help us and do you really want someone like him to have access to ancient Valyrian sorcery?

Tbf to him he is incredibly competent, reanimating the mountain is an incredible feat without R'hllor magic. Even if it is not the intelligent undead R'hllor made and just regular necromancy.

I wonder if Jason actually met the guy? He did study under Marwyn as the mastiff was the only one who supported his theories (or so he says) and he might not have gotten kicked out for his unethical experiments yet.
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>>6441673
Saving a little girl despite the risks to oneself sounds like the kind of thing Jason would do.
Besides, if it really is that big of a deal, then yeah there's nothing really stopping us from having someone else make the medicine followed by someone else administering it.

That is, of course, assuming it works. If there's enough for two dosages, then it might be prudent to try testing it on someone else first before giving the little girl some kooky alchemy recipe. If it goes wrong or is just a dud, then best to find out ahead of time rather than risk Jason's niece-in-law.
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>>6441621
>>6441631
>"My son cured Stannis Baratheon's daughter? Hmph, that idiotic Valyrian Link of his managed to be of some value after all. Using the medicine as leverage to ensure a marriage between Jason's children and Shireen was smart thinking. It will further cement our alliance between the Lannisters and the Stormlands, giving us acce-
>"... what do you mean he did it for free?"

>They say that Tywin's teeth grinding could be heard from beyond The Wall that day
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>>6441709
>Tywin gaslights himself
>"Of course... Stannis is so honorbound that when Jason inevitably asks for a marriage between my grandchild and his daughter, he'll accept AND it'll improve the standing of our house, because it won't look like we had forced it... how genius."
>or
>"Ohhoh... Jason, holding a favor in reserve to hang over his head? How delightfully devilish!"
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>>6441699
>jason gives patchface the cure to give to shireen
>later on patchface does his weird psychobabble about "fair lion beneath the tide" to stannis when shireen recovers
>stannis doesn't put 2-2 together until he overhears someone parroting what malora calls jason
>big brain moment when "fair" and "pale" can be used synonymously
Too bad only a handful of people know that Patchface isn't actually a moron and does seem to care about Shireen enough to properly follow instructions to help her. I do not trust the mermaid smooching nutjob. The funniest thing to me about having someone else give her any sort of cure is that if it does work, Jason probably wouldn't even care to get credit, he'd just be happy it worked. So unless someone outright said it no one would ever know.

>>6441709
lmao pops is gonna need some veneers if this keeps up.
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>>6441699
Thing is, Shireen doesn't die from greyscale she just gets a gnarly scar from it. So Jason wouldn't really be saving her, he would just be getting rid of a scar. Since she was born on 289 and the sickness hit her in her infancy, she already has that scar and is 2 years old right now

Idk tho, healing isn't Jason's expertise, just because he has a Valyrian Steel link doesnt mean he is the cure-all to all things magical. I'd rather focus on the things he excells at which is building things, and magical building techniques is a lot more alluring than playing doctor with limited knowledge (and if we do go to the citadel to learn more, metallurgy is a lot better for his skill set than medicine)
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>>6441735
To be entirely fair to the medieval mind though, just seeing signs of the illness is enough to assume it's still there and active. Even if it isn't actually doing anything. Superstitious minds and all that. It would be a truly immense peace of mind if those scales fell off and she had nice healthy skin grow back instead. It is just a good gesture and little more, you're right. Still it would effectively remove the biggest hangup Stannis has in finding Shireen a betrothal, let alone one with a man of merit and good temperament. Which for a guy with only one child is a huge deal.

But it is nice to be nice.
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>>6441740
Aye, fair enough. It would be a nice gesture for sure. I am just unsure if Jason trying to create a potion from a half-understood scroll would be smart in the end.

We'll meet up with Stannis when the Latterborn arrive at King's Landing anyways. He is master of ships after all and would probably the first to greet Jason and his Ironborn escort.

What I am truly looking forward to is the look of terror on Cersei's face. The Valanqar paranoia is going to hit her like like a 4 tons of Valyrian Steel Door
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>>6441754
>like 4 tons of Valyrian Steel Door
Perhaps we really did bring the DOOR with us. Stannis probably will be rather displeased if we pull up with a bunch of Ironborn won't he?
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>>6441797
>Stannis probably will be rather displeased if we pull up with a bunch of Ironborn won't he?
Yea he certainly will be, not much he can do against the King's favourite lion tho.

Jason will carry that DOOR with him to the grave, even if he didn't physically carry it.
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As was confirmed previously that we can do return expeditions to Valyria, then we can still come back for the Valyrian steel doors even if we did not get them on our first visit due to the exit rush.

Who knows? with proof that it is possible to survive old Valyria, as well as a survivor of the expedition at the head (Jason, Garion or both) I imagine we could plan another, much better equipped expedition once back in Westeros that a lot more would be willing to join.
All things considered, we only visited one Manse with PLENTY of other locations available.
I imagine getting into contact with the Alchemists in kings landing might be useful, if we are to better protect our ships hulls in any future expeditions.
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>>6441869
"Can" does not mean "should"
Unless it's as an old man, I don't think Jason should EVER return to Old Valyria.
First, after everything he saw it wouldn't surprise me if he's been traumatized by the place. Second, do you really want to gamble against that faceless demon, who is going to be extra pissed upon seeing Jason and the Latterborn again after what happened last time?
Sure, future attempts might have more support or be better equipped, but any 'subsequent expeditions' should be handled by other people who we send there on our behalf, not by us personally anymore.
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>>6441740
>>6441754
>the look of terror on Cersei's face.
Her reaction concerning the prophecy will be fun to see, but I just realized there might but something even better.

We wouldn't do this, and it wouldn't go through anyways, but if the "Shireen gets betrothed to one of Jason's kids" joke actually happened, then when the 5 kings war starts, Cersei would hit UNIMAGINABLE levels of seething.
The idea that her hated little brother would have a chance of removing her precious children from the throne and replace them with his own? She might have a legit aneurysm from the blood pressure rage.

The most hilarious part is that Jason wouldn't even have planned any of it if the betrothal happened prior to Ned sending the letter. Cersei would panic and think that her "stupid little brother" was just putting on an act all along and had secretly been scheming to steal from her kids the whole time. In truth, Jason would just be siding with Stannis out of obligation, whilst Asha would suddenly start drooling at the idea of her grandkids sitting on the Iron Throne.

In this dumb hypothetical, I wonder who Tywin would side with...
Joffery to not suffer the embarrassment to the family name of admitting that Cersei did some incest?
Or side with Jason+Stannis just to ensure that the war & his heir are not lost?
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>>6441941
Tywin doesn't have the capacity to recognise that the incest is real, even if he is told by the person committing it. He is far too prideful to believe his entire legacy is a lie, and as Cersei's kids already have a throne he would just declare Jason a traitor and work against Stannis. Not to mention if Stannis gets the Iron Throne there isn't any way he isn't either loosing his head or being sent to the wall so he has incentives to make sure he doesn't win.

The only winning move when it comes to the war is not to participate and prepare for arrival of the others. Winter is coming and all that. Plus, the fortifications at the wall are in dire need of repairs, something which Jason is practically made for. His repairs might have the funny side effect of Janos Slynt keeping his head if we decide to improve Greyguard, and Jon not dying in the first place if he has our support in his decisions as Lord Commander.

Speaking of Betrothal, we probably wont have kids before Asha can secure the Iron Islands. The current year is 291 (coincidentally the year Tommen is born) so if Asha can stamp out the people that don't support her and bring the islands under her heel in 5 years and have kids after the kids will be 3-4 years old by the time the main story starts in 299, so not exactly of age to make any promises to wed.

I wonder if Jason and Asha will keep having twins like Tywin and Joanna. Twins seem to be a common occurance for Lannisters so i wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.
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>>6441875
Traumatized? Almost certainly. But Jason's genuine heart makes me believe he will probably take upon himself the burden of trying to unfuck old Valyria. After all, there are literal thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands living around those lands which are left to suffer eternally either as worm food, or as ash liches like the Maznareon.
Also, while I do recognize that there is a large chance The Thing gets involved with Jason, I want to counterpoint that we actually don't know if that is the case. After all, it left, with QM's wording leaning more towards the collective will and agreement of the crew being that which drove the demon away. That is of course just one possibility with other theories allowing other possibilities. But I like to think that The Thing's seeming acceptance also means that the Latterborn are "immune" to its machinations, as long as they keep away from saying the wrong thing while within old Valyria. Things which might bind them to the curse via some form of obligation.
Maybe after Garion gets scale girl preggers, he could sail back into old Valyria to check out what is or is not the case for any future expedition? That way he could also try to get Brightroar back and fix his wounded pride from The Latterborn expedition. And if he dies, then we stay the fuck away.

>>6441948
>Implying Jason and Asha won't be going at it like Rabbits once out of Essos
I think the kid will be born before the return to the Iron Isles. Especially since now that we are out on our "grand adventure" i imagine we won't be taking the quickest route home. Especially if the Blackfyre plotline brings us to other cities in an attempt to help Haenora legitimize her claim as the leading Blackfyre in Essos as to give us a strong ally on the continent. Which is what it is.
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>>6441970
>implying we haven't been going at it IN essoss every night
>implying the only reason we stopped WASN'T because we were physically separated
Our child is going to have a literal lion's mane lmao
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>>6441970
Asha explicitly wants to first take away her father's position so he has no power over her to make children. As she is the one taking the moontea, I highly doubt Jason and her will have any kids until they're in a position where they can wield power to prevent their respective patriarchs potential meddling.

And even if they make a kid now they would be only 7 years old by the time the canon story starts. Still not old enough for much and learning how to go about life.

I'd still bet on minimum 3-5 years for them to have some kids. No matter what happens tho they will be one of the best parents in the setting, especially compared to their own family (although Asha had a pretty good mother)
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>>6441941
That actually might be less of a joking "what if" then it sounds like.
For one reason: Asha.

Jason will inevitably find out about the incest one day. If he tells Asha, and this is before Jon Arryn's death, then she might try to take advantage of the opportunity. We know she's absurdly ambitious. She might jump at the chance to have her children on the Iron Throne by using this insider information.
If she pushes for her kids to get a betrothal with Shireen, then even without knowing about Ned, she could publicly reveal the truth (or have someone else do it for her). If she does that after Robert's death (so that he can't remarry and have legitimate heirs), then her son would become the next King after Stannis passes away.
Forget two thrones, Asha would have The Seven Kingdoms in her hand.
Jason wouldn't want to sabotage his family and ruin the lives of his niece and nephew, but Asha could plan this behind his back.
Honestly, I am now very scared of our pirate wife.

>>6441948
There's one crucial detail; Jason is Tywin's only heir.
He'd have to pick between supporting a retard like Joffery, or having no one to carry on the family legacy.
If Jason did manage to somehow get his kids in line for the throne anyways, then Tywin might think it's worth trying to cut his losses on Cersei's end.
Hilariously enough, it might be easier to lie to Tywin by telling him that the incest isn't real and that Stannis is just power-hungry, but that the lie and rumors are more beneficial to the family despite the embarrassment.
Siding with Stannis and abandoning Joffery entirely could almost avoid the entire war; Stannis still assassinates Renly via the shadow baby, Joffery barely has an army consisting only if Crownland forces, and the Ironborn are on our side due to Asha. That only leaves Rob, who can be placated by letting him avenge his father. Ned supported Stannis's claim, so if Rob is willing to back down on his "King in The North" and bend the knee to Stannis, the war could be ended easily. To avoid Stannis's punishment for seceding, Rob could say they were rebelling only against Joffery, who was illegitimate.
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>>6441994
>There's one crucial detail; Jason is Tywin's only heir.
Tyrion was his only heir in canon as well, yet he was going to have him murdered or sent to the wall. I think he would sooner hedge his bets with Jaime rather than stick with Jason if he breaks off from the family in such a manner. The Tyrell's would never support Stannis either, so the Tyrell-Lannister alliance wouldn't happen if he were to support us which he certainly wouldn't. Why risk supporting a claimant when you can simply keep the throne instead?

Stannis is the rightful king according to the law, but his foreign god, awful diplomatic skills and complete and utter rigidity is going to end with him far away from the throne no matter what he does. Even if he does get it he will have to spend all his reign putting down religious and noble rebellions left and right. He isn't a viable choice for king on the long run unless we can prevent Melisandre from ever meeting him somehow

Stannis will ask Jason to bend the knee at the wall if he is there at the same time with his own forces (which he will be). It'll be a very interesting conversation indeed. Of course, by that time, the red comet will be tearing apart the sky and if Jason can have his dragon egg hatch by then even stannis might think twice about bossing him around. (I sincerely hope it is a dragon specialised in construction, not war like the Targaryen dragons)
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>>6442004
Yeah, but Tywin utterly hates Tyrion as opposed to Jason, who he is merely mildly disappointed by.
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>>6441993
I don't think Asha had the time to take any moon tea after their last night in Valyria, thanks to the faceless demon showing up. And I doubt she was able to get her hands on any in the time the pair have been traveling along the demon road.
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>>6442004
>I have three dragons, all made for war! You will surrender and kneel!
>meanwhile jason pulling up with the dragon equivalent of the killdozer
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>>6441993
Asha firstly is pregnant as confirmed by the QM when we voted for when Asha would get pregnant the first time. Turned out fucking and losing the moon tea in Valyria was a bad thing and we should have had the kid BEFORE going there. It was going to either happen before or after Valyria...instead of during. Oops. Not to mention the whole undead Dragon Lord thing and Dragon's Blood according to him...

Secondly Asha is far more concerned about her father in law and wanting him dead as she feels threatened by his influence over HER family. She is both very possessive and protective of Jason. Her wanting to kill her own family is due to their blatant stupidity as is typical among Ironborn. She only really got along with her brothers, deceased grandfather, and mother. However she doesn't see them as big a threat to her family has Tywin however she DOES see them as a threat to her ambitions and hates them for getting her brothers killed/herself kidnapped.

Right now Asha is currently pregnant as she missed her moon tea and conceived her firstborn in Valyria.

>>6441994
Let's be honest here, Asha is gonna figure it out long before Jason thanks to noticing the dynamic between Jaime and Cersei and how none of Cersei's bastards resemble a Baratheon. She is lewd enough and good grasp of intrigue to easily put the pieces together. Yeah, Asha is absurdly ambitious. Definitely one of, if not the most ambitious woman in Westeros. If the two don't become bitter enemies, she will get along great with Danny.

Asha already goes behind Jason's back. As revealed when Jason introduced her to the Martells, and she had that private talk with Obyrn. Jason is aware of it but turns a blind eye, as proven with him ignoring her piracy. Jason isn't completely blind to what she is up to but doesn't see a reason to rock the boat. However he doesn't know about her plotting for Tywin's death or wanting to kill her own family members. Only the Hound might suspect that, as she likely approves of him wanting to kill his brother as well. Not to mention her sand snake friend that would have made her curious about Dornish Culture especially given her desires for reform and Jason being spiritually Dornish.

As for Asha's ambitions and plans. She already has 2 realms secured through her own marriage. Beyond that she needs children. So far, diplomatically, she has a way in both North and South in Dorne. The QM confirmed the war of 5 kings will be a lot more drawn out than in canon. Jason won't be able to ignore the Others in the North. So truthfully, he'll likely end up leaving early to support the North as he'll believe the warnings about the Others. So he'll tap out early. However, Asha is a very different story. For her this is godsent opportunity for her ambitions(until then, she'll likely focus on diplomacy within Westeros and fighting in Essos). She won't agree with attacking the North due to them being one of her only viable allies.
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>>6442019
Dorne meanwhile, is the only ones who don't mind female rulers in all of Westeros, so she also cannot afford to antagonize and make an enemy of them either. While in the North, she needs to rely upon her only surviving brother to ensure an alliance there. Hence, if an Ironborn civil war doesn't pop off before the war of five kings and will definitely kick off during it when her father insists on invading the North instead of a far easier and richer target like the Reach as she suggested. That will force Asha to revolt right there and then to prevent such stupidity from ruining all her plans and risking the life of her brother. Asha simply CANNOT afford for the North to be attacked by the Ironborn and won't be willing to go along with Tywin's plans to support the King's Landing Lannisters. After all doing so would throw away the opportunities she could find during the war and frankly, she fucking hates her father in law.

Which does lead to the question of how she'll approach the Baratheons. Reach is likely to be sacrificed by her in order to rally Ironborn support and prevent them from attacking her two allies, the Westerlands(controlled by her hubby) and North(alliance secured by her brother's relationship with the Starks). Not to mention she ALSO cannot target Dorne for being the only ones who support female rulers too...so yeah Reach is gonna get fucked by Ironborn under Asha. She will however, spare Old Town for obvious reasons thanks to Jason(should have accepted his generous diplomatic offer too lol).

However, it is a good point on how she will consider interacting with Stannis because Renly is impossible simply because the Reach MUST be targeted by her Ironborn for being an obvious juicy target. There is also the fact that for Stannis, Asha is a blatant female ruler, knows that if he has no other children, he can be 100% assured that Asha will back and protect his daughter and her daughter in law. Which is something he cannot say the same about anyone else except Dorne and they kinda hate the Baratheons...which funnily enough makes Asha the most important marriage ally whether he likes it or not. There simply ISN'T anyone else who can offer what she can. The issue of course is Jason and how long it takes Asha to take over the Iron Islands and get to the other side of Westeros.

Don't forget little Arya whom Asha will also adore and want as a daughter in law too...not to mention how Arya will look up to Asha as a powerful dream role model for herself. Of course that hinges on Asha having sons quickly enough to make those marriage alliances happen. Whether or not Stannis will be like Robert and realize that Jason is the only good lion.
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>>6442029
Admittedly that is assuming the Thorn Queen doesn't worm Margaery into Asha's arms. As she doesn't actually approve of her son's plans and desperately wants a way out for her protege and favorite granddaughter. The best way for her to do that is through Jason and Asha. Which would put Asha into quite a bind because...who is she supposed to unleash the Ironborn on if that happens? The only remaining options would be sailing around Dorne to target someone else. I wouldn't put it past the Thorn Queen, though someone like Jason is the perfect candidate in her eyes in all of Westeros, with how he interacts with his wife. She would absolutely kill for something like that for Margaery and frankly, Asha CANNOT stand her ladyship duties whatsoever. So it's not like she doesn't have a way in either. With her abilities and experience, she is very likely one of, if not the only, person in Westeros who can see through Asha. Asha just happens to provide the perfect means of eluding her son's stupid plans...
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>>6442029
you can just attack Dorne.

I really do need this to be cleared up, just because dorne likes matriarchs, it doesn't mean they are off the hit list. They need to support the RIGHT matriarch, otherwise they are just another enemy. Having ideals doesn't make you not a target.
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>>6442072
Not with Sarella in our retinue and having already made an effort to create some friendliness with Oberyn.
But we probably don't need to worry about it because it will be three or four years from now IRL by the time we get around to that kind of problem in game.
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>>6442072
There's also the fact that Asha isn't exactly a great person. She's not horrible, but she's twisted in her own way. She's also not necessarily gonna like people just because they agree with her or because they share some qualities with her.
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>>6442077
If the Martells don't dance the party line and support someone like Rob or Renly or Stannis or whoever against us, then making efforts or not, we've just gotta accept that conflict is inevitable and do the required amount of damage to remove them from the field.

If you are not with us, you are actually against us in a kingdom wide civil war.

>>6442019
Also while I am on the topic, I don't think the Ironborn are that stupid.
I think Balon's stupid and that drags everyone down with his poor decisions.
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>>6442004
>>6442009
I think the QM mentioned that the egg we found wasn't a dragon egg.
Odds seem likely that it's probably some sort of sea monster egg.

In which case, an interesting point to bring up is that whilst Dany's dragons can fly, the rest of her armies of Unsullied and Dothraki cannot, and will need to sail.
If the egg hatches and grows at a comparable rate to the dragons, then it might be viable to have trained it how to attack ships from below and sink them without being in danger.
Suddenly Dany has quite a bit less leverage.

>>6442084
>If you are not with us, you are actually against us in a kingdom wide civil war.
Ah yes, lets attack a pacifist faction and make EVEN MORE enemies for ourselves. Brilliant.

>>6442029
>the Reach MUST be targeted
I thought we theorycrafted last thread and determined that Essos is ripe for the looting.
Even without the Canal idea, just plundering their coastlines and retreating back to a safe harbor should be more than a sufficient start
That said, I'm not sure why you are so certain that The North would be favorable towards Asha just because of Theon. After Ned's death, I think any bridges will be burned. Doubly so if the Red Wedding still happens.

Slightly different topic, but troops can be sent to The Wall without having to swear an oath or take the Black, right?
If the Lannisters have 50,000 men, then sending like 300 soldiers to assist the Night's Watch wouldn't be hard to allocate, would it? How much of a beneficial impact would that have on Jon's adventures?
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>>6442096
>That said, I'm not sure why you are so certain that The North would be favorable towards Asha just because of Theon.
It's not only because of Theon, but because we're directly being scourted towards the Iron Isles by Asha's uncle, which mean surely we'll make a stop in Winterfell and maybe an opportunity to meet other nobles. Asha WILL want to maybe twist or turn whatever opportunity she gets to reach to her little brother, maybe we can squeeze one quick stop when going to the Iron Isles and another when we go back to Casterly Rock. I mean yeah, maybe Jason won't make an outstanding impression for them to make them believe he's the good Lannister, but there will be some familiarity for the Starks to meet Jason.

After all, this whole trip was to make sure Jason and Tyrion to get some influence and connections by themselves so they don't depend on their shitty parent.
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>>6442096
>I think the QM mentioned that the egg we found wasn't a dragon egg.
I required it to be a form of construction equipment to be the killdozer and so I willed it thus.
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>>6442004
I assume due to our narrative connections to the Iron Isles, that the egg is a sea dragon / sea serpent like Nagga from Ironborn myth.
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>>6442072
Its more about Asha's diplomacy. Her ambitions and goals aren't the same as Jason's despite having 20/20 relationship.

>>6442077
Wait...didn't Sarella join Asha's retinue? Oberyn is more Jason isn't like the other lions. We pushed Asha forward for that interaction.

>>6442084
The problem is they still sided with Balon's retarded idea to fight the hardass North that are broke as shit. Really the North should be the very last place the on list for Ironborn hit list. Asha's reformist faction was the only opposition.

>>6442096
It was about AFTER the Civil War started. Not before when Essos is obviously the better target for Asha.

Red Wedding cannot happen if the Ironborn are diverted, since that only happened because the Ironborn blocked their only other route into the Riverlands. The North assumed the Ironborn would be friendly because of Theon. They didn't realize that Balon was that much of a petty stupid squid until it was too late. Asha also views them favorably.

Most of the troops available to Jason during the Civil War are gonna be mostly defensive and the fleet because Tywin never used his naval forces until Stannis showed up. Jason is very popular among the gentry and smallfolk in the Westerlands. So if he wanted to, he can easily rally quite a few men at arms, common soldiers, and hedge knights in a pinch. It's only in upper noble circles that his influence is weaker than his father's. In the lower ranks, everyone definitely prefers Jason.

>>6442099
Yeah, Asha desperately wants to see her brother and will be favorable to the Starks and they vice versa, thanks to Theon. However, Jason is a different story. This won't really matter to the Starks until Ned dies, when they remember they have a 'viable' ally via the Iron Islands thanks to Theon. Their mistake was assuming it would be Balon instead of Asha. This time, Theon will be aware that Asha is definitely the better diplomatic target than their father on account of being a Reaver Queen and first hero in ages. Not to mention the Starks themselves. The North is one of Asha's only viable allies, too.

>>6442104
Also hinted since the Mazneron are a maritime Dragon Lord House.
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>>6442096
>>6442104
Qm hasn't said what type of dragon/creature it is. Anon's assumed it might be a sea serpent of some kind due to the artistic depictions on the Arakhs. I for one would much rather a construction dragon, but any magical creature is cool.

>the Reach, Dorne etc MUST be targeted
Raiding is somewhat of a way to prove legitimacy by the old way, which Asha wants to dismantle. She doesn't have to do it since she already raided Old Valyria out of all places, so her mettle has already been tested. I for one would vote to simply enact her reformist changes rather than placating the idiotic old way supporters, and not attack our potential trade partners.

The Iron Islands are located in such a place where they could easily be a natural trade hub between the North, the Eiverlands, the Westerlands, the Reach and Dorne. What we need isn't to bring bullshit piracy to potential trade partners but to bring prosperity to the Iron Islands which is economically in the gutter.

The thing that Iron Islanders have never had is proper stability and prosperity. They live in squalor, but if Asha can reasonably improve the material conditions of the people there she will naturally gain immense support.

I'll remind you all that she nearly won the kingsmoot at old wick, before Euron came with his bread and circus and talks of ruling the 7 kingdoms, her plea of settling in the north and farming was being recieved extremely well. Euron simply derailed that with Valyria bullshit, which now he doesn't even have a monopoly on.

I for one will vote against the old way cunts at every opportunity. We do NOT need to raid at all, and can consolidate power the Lannister way. Throwing money at the problem

>Right now Asha is currently pregnant as she missed her moon tea and conceived her firstborn in Valyria.
If Asha is pregnant, I would bet on Jason becoming a lot more violent and protective in the future especially against his own father. Right now he wouldn't think of killing the old Lion, but if he tries to pull the same shit he did with to Jason to them I have no doubt he'd somehow mysteriously burn from the inside out one day in a freak accident
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>>6442163
The Hightowers are from the reach ruling one of their most prosperous cities, Sarella is the daughter of Oberyn and we are the heir to the Rock, and Asha is on the line to become the head of one of the most powerful navies in Westeros. Like the beginnings of a great mercantile empire is right there, and I for one would much rather try our hand at building something akin to the Hanseatic city states rather than the HRE bullshittery going on in the rest of the realm. Hell, Tyrion is already building a trade network in Volantis, we need only connect to that and we could make more money and improve the lands than we know what to do with.

And it isn't like piracy of the Ironborn has to disappear, we will just rename it to privateering and have them raid non-latterborn trading vessels to get a monopoly on the sea.
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>>6442163
I'm sure if Jason put ten toes down and took his balls out and told Tywin not to fuck with his kids or he'd kill him Tywin would be extraordinarily furious but would ultimately and begrudgingly accept it. Tywin would be well aware that if Jason really did follow through with it, Jason would get away probably scot free despite the kin-slaying because 1) he would be doing it for his children which is admirable and B) he'd be killing Tywin which 80% of everyone in Westeros would agree is also an admirable thing. And since Jason would get away with it what would happen to house Lannister's reputation would be one in the gutter fraught with regicide and patricide, and inevitably fratricide since he knows Cersei would do something fucking dumb too. It'd be the one moment Tywin would want to throttle Jason and beat him with a hammer in which he simply couldn't get away with it.

But I'm sure Jason could just tell Tywin firmly that his kids are to be untouched and Tywin would relent so long as Jason is proving to be effective at improving the house's standings in the realm. Which coming back as a big dick hero from Valyria should hold plenty of capital and esteem in that regard. Then again Tywin is a smarmy prick so who knows.
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>>6442191
Truth be told, I don't think Tywin will handle losing power to Jason well. This Valyrian adventure is something that is monumental, and the Tywin being outshone by his own son who rejects his ideals and parenting is going to make him seethe if his devotion to legacy obsession doesn't get infront of that.

Usually with parents like Tywin they push their kids to achieve greatness until they break, but when they achieve anything they will try to take credit for whatever their children did for themselves to present themselves as more powerful. It is very likely that he will try to be even more strict and tyrannical towards Jason and his family now that he has proof he can put all his expectations and hunger for power on him.

Jason has a backbone tho due to the positive influences in his life, so he will resist his father, which might cause him to double down.

Also, this Valyrian escapade is going to bring Tyrell and Martell courtiers to us as well. The Hightowers are Tyrell bannermen and we have a Sand Snake with us and they will also use this as an opportunity to get more prestige. They will certainly be at the Latterborn Tourney, and Jason will be the one constantly getting visitors who wishes to talk with him.

The Queen of Thorns will probably enjoy Asha far more than Jason, which means potential trade deals between the breadbasket of westeros and the place which needs food security the most.

Raiding is a losing strategy, the state of the ironborn is a testament to that. Lets actually take steps to rid that backwardness from those wannabe vikings
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>>6442191
There's no way that Jason would just get away with murder. Doubly so for kinslaying. Public disdain for Tywin won't mean shit.
The mad king was the most hated person in the realm, yet everyone shits on Jaime for being an oathbreaker.

That said, I don't think Jason would need to threaten Tywin. In canon, he was willing to be hands off towards Cersei's kids and Kevan's children. He can be a horrible cunt, but there are still some lines he won't cross when it comes to family.
As long as the oldest boy is properly trained to handle his responsibilities once he comes of age, then I think Tywin would back off a bit.
We see how he acted towards Tommen; he's willing to be supportive rather than controlling.

Although if we're spending of violence, then although murder is out of the question, that's not to say the realm would bat an eye if Jason beat the shit out of his father during a "family squabble".

>>6442234
I don't think that Tywin would necessarily have a problem with Jason being more independent and showing a backbone; it's with how Jason directs it.
What he wants most of all is an heir who is like himself to keep the family in good hands, and what he hates most of all is the idea that Jason will end up like Tytos.

Running off to Valyria (despite being successful) was "reckless and irresponsible" but at least it was brave and heroic. Something the laughing lion never was. Tywin might think Jason is a fool, but at least people might actually fear or respect his son rather than treat him like a laughing stock for getting beaten up by his wife.
As long as Jason demonstrates that he can handle rulership of the Westerlands, then Tywin will be significantly more happy (doubly so if Jason can do it on his own without help).
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>>6442244
>I don't think that Tywin would necessarily have a problem with Jason being more independent and showing a backbone

with parents like Tywin, they often do not see their children as individuals but as extensions of their own ambitions. Tywin explicitly seems them as tools for the family with no regards to their well being and wants. With Jason's Valyria prestige, he becomes a tool he no longer has control over. Usually when that happens such controlling parents lash out or try to increase their control tenfold, which will not fly with Jason.

I do hope what you say does happen, but in the end I think Tywin is too traumatised by his own father to ever let a vision other than his own be triumphant over his very specific and narrow one. He is the type of person who thinks they'll live forever and thats never a good thing
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>>6442244
Asha and the Martells will take care of whacking Tywin. Jason doesn't have to do shit and shouldn't get involved at all. As for Tommen that only happened because Tywin realized how much of a fuck up his older children were at raising an heir via Joffrey forcing him to step in. Before that he wasn't too keen on interfering; it was only with Joffery that he finally realized how badly he fucked up by staying out of it.

Yeah, Jason turning into Tytos is definitely Tywin's greatest nightmare. As Jason takes after his grandfathers and everyone knows it. Even as far as Dorne they have heard the stories and comparisons. The only reason others don't take it to heart is that everyone has also heard about Jason's obsession with construction. So he isn't as useless as Tytos. However, Tywin doesn't really see it that way...

Jason's rulership is a hybrid. Keep in mind Asha stated she would help keep his bannermen in line and be deeply involved in rulership, especially given his disinterest those poor bastards have no idea what's coming. Even seasoned salty veteran reavers deeply FEARED that woman but she is a top tier leader by far. While Jason himself is most popular among the gentry and smallfolk. Honestly with the two combined they only lack influence with merchants...but remember what Tyrion just decided to invest himself into? The original agreement between the twins was Tyrion was gonna be his right hand man and steward. However for now Tyrion cannot return until Tywin is dead. Making it very easy for Danny to find her prophesied 'imp' way ahead of schedule.

Nobody is gonna underestimate the old blinded lion or the mad lion after hearing about their achievements. People used to look down on Jason for being the most 'mediocre' child of Tywin but now he is definitely the craziest among them. Nobody wants to fuck with crazy and everyone knows Jason is a goddamn madman with giant Valyrian steel balls.

>>6442253
Yeah, it's made very clear that Tywin despises Jason's idea of leadership with a burning fury and hates his actual plans(see Jason fortification plans with uplifting the smallfolk and gentry). The kicker is Jason isn't actually a bad leader, he just knows he is mediocre outside his specialty and should find trustworthy experts to do it instead. Granting almost unheard of lifetime opportunities for promotion and achievements under him. Which Tywin deeply hates. This is why Jason doesn't mind letting Asha take charge. He knows she is a better leader under most circumstances(except certain diplomacy and especially defensive warfare/sieges which even Asha acknowledges Jason as a master of). To outsiders it looks like Jason is pussywhipped but truthfully, Jason would promote anyone if they proved their expertise and welcome them into his retinue. A mediocre but self aware leader who craves experts by his side is one of the best leaders you can have. Which Jason is. Which Tywin fucking hates.
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>>6442276
>The kicker is Jason isn't actually a bad leader, he just knows he is mediocre outside his specialty and should find trustworthy experts to do it instead.

I certainly agree that the ability to recognise ones own shortcomings is one of the greatest skills to have in a leadership position and I hope Jason will pass that lesson onto his kids. It also interestingly makes him a foil to Cersei since her style of leadership is one where she believes she is the most qualified and smart person in all topics and reality bends to her ego.

Jason seems to have inherited Tywin's appreciation for competence without his elitism while his sister inherited his innate cruelty and ego. Two Lions on the opposite ends of a scale.

Speaking of Tywin, I do think Oberyn might poison him during the Latterborn Tourney. I believe when Oberyn was given a seat at the small council he did poison Tywin in canon (and thats why his corpse turned green and stank like a shart), and since he would certainly go to Kings Landing to see his daughter be honoured properly that might happen a lot earlier with a slow acting poison of course unless Doran stops him.
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Alright everyone, I’ve abused your patience enough and I have banged my head against this part enough.

So to get my ass kickstarted and things going, i’m going to just condense and skip forward through this portion of the story and see if we can get either back to Westeros or at least back in Volantis.

So I think what I’m gonna do is just do a series of votes to do things, lay out what I had planned for this arch, and answer any questions so we can speed run past.

Sound good?
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>>6442338
Sounds grand.
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>>6442338
Returning to Volantis is a bit we should probably focus on, but after that skipping right to the return of westeros [with or without a detour to get more summer stone] seems like the two points to really hit
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>>6442338
I'm fine with it, although with how many interesting possible events, both magical and non magical which exists in Essos, I would be saddened if this skip removes the connections and gains otherwise obtainable.

AKA, it is cool, as long as it does not also skip the cool shit.
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>>6442338
Good plan. Better than just tangling yourself further in the knot you'd made. Unlike a certain fat man.

But I agree with >>6442343
, try to include the cool stuff
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>>6442343
>>6442346
No need to worry about that.

Some stuff you will be leaving Mantarys with

-A White Lion Cub, from the semi domesticated breed held within Last BlackScale’s menagerie. They are large and expensive animals to maintain, but grow large enough to rival a horse and but to shame any of their Westerosi cousins. This acquisition seems to complete The Mad Maid of Hightower’s prophecy of calling Jason the Pale Lion, or he thinks so at least.

-A representative of Mantarys, who we shall vote on in terms of who they are and what they can do and provide beyond being a representative of Lady BlackScale’s court.

-(Later) The summer Islander researcher who is studying the Rainbow Stone (she ends up going back with you seeking asylum after she forgets to mention how she managed to borrow with no intention of returning single barrel of whatever the summer islander priests use cure the rainbow stone into its stable form. Along with a good source on an uninhabited island for future mining prospects of the stone,

-A trade deal allowing safe Passage of all Latterborn travel, both Mercantile and Mercenary, worked out between Tyrion and Lady Blackscale, the two of them having reached an agreement and Tyrion earning the Lady’s regard with both his charming words and his devotion to his family and wife.

-a payment of Valyrian steel as apology for the Lady Blackscales mistreatment, one she desperately wishes to make up for after she is shown proof of Jason’s claims of modern history. Not a lot but definitely would feel like a lot under normal circumstances. Like two or three swords or a composite steel armor.

The first vote is that, there was a lot of push to try and score a connection with Lady Blackfyre and get her a marriage that was politically advantageous while also there was a side of sympathy.

I think this process will be something that requires more thought, as while Uncle Gerion is a candidate, he’s about the only one available that is viable, thought you could try to swing Sandor.

>Allow the representative of Mantarys to search for a proper husband for the Lasy Blackscale?

>Promise to search for a proper husband personally so you can have full control on who knows about Lady Blackscales.

>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.

>Other (write in an idea)
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>>6442356
>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.

Join the houses!
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>>6442356
>>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.
Makes him a legend, and I really like his blindness being compatible with her appearance, and the idea of him still loving her physically... It's kinda romantic! Same age range. I will say that my deal breaker here is that he has to be allowed to see his daughter again, at least once. Whether she comes here or he brings his Lady to Westeros under clandestine circumstances at some point. Tywin may bitch but whatever.

Also HUGE W WE GET A MUTANT FOR OUR FREAK FRAT LFGGG
Plus a baller as lion thanks QM
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>>6442356
>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.

It's been awhile but this is the guy with the bastard daughter right? This would help legitimize her?
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>>6442356
>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.

"a blind man can find beauty in everything, even those thought of as ugly by every other person in the world"
Time for Uncle Gary to settle down :D
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>>6442356
>Gerion vollenteers

We can handle his daughter somehow.
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>>6442364
This wouldn't make her less of a bastard, because her mom is still lowborn, and while Haenora might be willing to treat her like royalty, I don't think it would be very kind to ship her to Mantarys to live full time. Jason vowed to legitimize her when he has the authority to do so. To that end I think an ideal future is one where Gerion spends most of his time with Haenora, but visits Westeros every year or two, and his daughter is folded into the administration of the Latterborn Company perhaps, maybe helping run the Westerosi office? That way she can spend most of her time in the West where she wants to be, but has access to her father, travelling from KL, to Volantis, to Mantarys. That might be a good between space for her until we can fully make her a lady, it's certainly better than carrying on as a peasant.
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I just realized...Imagine the reaction Bobby will have when Jason comes back home. Like, he was nearly about to follow us as well, imagine what he'll be doing as soon as he finds out that not only was the adventure a success, but Jason came back dripped out beyond belief in magical bling and with a Lion mount.

the "Holy shit, I LOST OUT ON SO MUCH" will be unbelievable. The bread and circuses King's Landing hold might not be able to contain him anymore.
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>>6442338
Yeah that sounds good!
And if we blast through this now, it's not like there can't be a flashback later on if you feel like fleshing out anything important that might have been skimmed over.
Although if it's not too much trouble, I'd love to know what Heanora's reaction was to learning that The Targaryens are gone and that the Lannisters + Jaime dealt the killing blow. Not a full paragraph or anything, just a rough tldr.

>>6442356
>Other (write in an idea)
I'm fine with the Gerion idea, but I really think we should give her some time. If it's done urgently, then it might look like we're trying to take advantage of her.
Maybe something like six months for her people to find a list of candidates, and that Gerion is honored to be on that list.
She should decide for herself, not get pressured into this by people she's known for only a few days/weeks.
Another token/gesture of goodwill could be for us to reassure her about the Valyrian Steel gift; tell her that she doesn't have to let us keep them, just loan them to us for a generation or two before we return them (if all goes well between our two families, they may just let us keep them anyways in 50 years). If we want to go the extra mile, get the Planetos equivalent of a prenup for her so that she knows we aren't trying to steel her armory by marrying into it.
The other reason I think we should give her some time is because it would mean that Gerion can return with the rest of us to King's Landing for the victory celebration and that he can see his daughter. Tywin will obviously ask why Gerion needs to go back to Essos, but we can say that he'll just be in Volantis keeping a close hand on Tyrion. It's not like Gerion can do much here in Westeros if he's blind.
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>>6442379
I really like the "make a list, put Gerion (AND SANDOR, YOU COWARDS) at the top of it," idea and we can even show off Gerion (AND SANDOR) immediately to her so we can see if she'd prefer a hunk or unc

>>6442356
>Other (write in an idea)
Put me down for "make a list and then parade Gerion and Sandor in front of her as the first options we know won't fuck her over, promise to make a larger list for later if she should so desire".
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>>6442380
>AND SANDOR, YOU COWARDS
Why would we give up one of the best fighters in all of Westeros as a bodyguard and also put him in a marriage that will make him miserable?
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>>6442379
Brother she is paying reparations for assault and threat of beheading.

Do not turn down valerian wergeld
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>>6442378
The feast he'll throw will be the stuff of legends. And the perfect chance for Jason to invent Sandwiches
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>>6442381
Who said it'll make him miserable? I, personally, ship it, and think it could make him happy.

And when the War of Five Kings kicks off, he can come triumphantly clad in Valyrian Steel to Westeros, to kill his monstrous brother. Storybook type shit.
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>>6442383
Yeah, no shit. But building a long term friendship via short-term gestures means even more VSteel treasure down the road. Meanwhile just grabbing it now without saying anything looks greedy.

Honey can catch more flies than vinegar, which is something that Tywin never understood.
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>>6442356
>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.

I wish we had better options...but honestly finding someone who can handle a dragon lady mutant is gonna be absolute hell difficulty.

>>6442379
Don't turn down the Valyrian steel are you crazy?

>>6442380
Isn't she like...20 years older than him?
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>>6442387
And?
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>Sandor
Don't be fucking retarded you dolt we're not giving away Sandor
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>>6442388
And she's infertile and Mantarys is a barren shit-hole for the most part and if he becomes her husband he really will have no latitude to ever return to Westeros - why would she let her husband travel alone to fight in a war against her allies? You know Gregor is employed by Tywin Lannister, right? Setting them up means no Cleganebowl and really no Sandor. He is probably our best warrior. Why do you think he would enjoy being married to her? Even if I accept that, which I don't, why would he enjoy living in Mantarys? Feels cruel. Just using him.
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Gerion is just the best choice here, if only so we can also tell Tywin we basically forged a political foothold for the Lannisters in Essos.
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>>6442378
What truly sucks about YA BOY BOBBY BOY is that even if he did go on some great adventure he'd still wind up hating it. It's all a distraction for him so he can stop self-loathing. What the man needs is therapy and a hobby. Quickly, let us build him a small replica castle and task him with carving and painting knight figurines to man the walls!
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>>6442400
Robert invents a wargame. Proceeds to make a the Rhaegar unit have the worse possible stat spread
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>>6442402
>special rule "whoreson": when confronted by any other [renowned knight] rhaegar must flee the encounter, when this unit dies the opposing player is allowed to piss on it
I pity the poor autist that tries to insist to Bobbert that Rhaegar should at least be able to fight because that autist is going to have half of his teeth removed in under a half a second after the words leave his mouth.
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>>6442356
>Gerion volunteers, as a way to secure Latterborn power, set up his nephews, and because he is moved by Lasy Haenora’s story. Leads to him likely never returning to Casterly rock.
I support that other anons write in that allows both sides some time until the procedure is finalised
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Reading things up, and Gerion has full support. However I also like the idea of there being time for both parties, so how about instead of a marriage pact it’s a courtship pact.

Gerion will return to Westeros so he can help his daughter and bask in a little adulation, but he shall write and keep close contact with Lady BlackScale as they court one another. Lady BlackScale is allowed time to brief and discover herself, as well as naturally come to care for Gerrion. Gerrion, despite being the fourth born son, complimented her voice and strong spirit, comparing her to the Maiden own in both her inner strength and dutiful actions as a daughter.

So they will not immediately wed, but the courtship will continue.

>>6442390
She is also not infertile, though she is past her prime. She is a woman grown though.

>>6442387
She is actually only a couple years old than Gerion, about 5 or 6. She had flowered a little before her father left to go out Daemon the fourth into the ground.
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>>6442435
Now let’s vote on the apology Steel.

>Receive a pair of Valyrian dueling Swords, Named Rise and Fall. Their hilts are designed so that one has a dragon curving up towards the blade while the other has a dragon diving to the pummel as a hand guard. They are light, and short, but would make for deadly weapons in any duel. Rise is shorter with a sharper point for penetrating armor at close range while Fall is curved in order to make its cuts deadlier with its longer reach.

>An odd weapon that appears to be designed for a foreign culture, it is a ribbon thin length of steel that streatches out to 10 feet long when fully unround. Attached to a handle, the weapon was shown in use to Jason and the Latterborn, and it was a terrifying dervish as the fighter spun and slashed, the ribbon unfurling out and becoming a deadly whip like blade that held all the deadly sharpness of Valyrian steel. It proved less effective than normal against armor, but it was able to cut through unarmored dummies like a scythe through wheat. This weapon, a Valyrian steel Urumi, was named Wheat Cutter.

>A set of Composite Valyrian and Mantarys Steel plate mail. Using interlocking pierce of steel, this set of armor covers the most important regions of the body in light Valyrian steel, which allows thicker steel plates to be added in other areas to match the protection of the mythical metal. All in all in weight less that a standard suit of Plate, but is not as weightless as a full Valyrian Steel suit would be. It is decorated with vines and unknown flowers, and is one of the custom pieces made by the master Blacksmiths of Mantarys. The Helmet fully covers the face, but the face guard is made of Valyrian steel and is thus able to be made to allow easier breathing and sight without compromising structural integrity.

>A Valyrian Steel and Dragon bone Long Bow, the size of a man, with 10 Valyrian Steel Long Bolt arrows. The bow body is made of dragon bone, said to have been the bone of a dragon that had served well for centuries before it was slain over the River Rhoyne. The string is made of Valyrian steel fibers, a technique that is lost to even those who know how to reforge Valyrian steel. Together, those who can pull back on it can loose arrows meant to slay dragon and rider both. The bow is carved with storm clouds and what looks to be a woman with the lower body of a serpent like dragon throwing bolts of lightning. The name of the Bow appears to be in honor of a Valyrian Goddess, “Vhagar’s Call.”

>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.
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>>6442436
>Graciously decline the gift
>Perhaps offer to finish a game of westerosi-chess in liue.
>If so, definitely brace for a punch to the shoulder from the wife for admitting we were playing chess in prison.

I WANT THE BOW, BUT FUCK. FINE.
we can get this shit. . . in a few decades. . patience. . .
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>>6442436
>A set of Composite Valyrian and Mantarys Steel plate mail. Using interlocking pierce of steel, this set of armor covers the most important regions of the body in light Valyrian steel, which allows thicker steel plates to be added in other areas to match the protection of the mythical metal. All in all in weight less that a standard suit of Plate, but is not as weightless as a full Valyrian Steel suit would be. It is decorated with vines and unknown flowers, and is one of the custom pieces made by the master Blacksmiths of Mantarys. The Helmet fully covers the face, but the face guard is made of Valyrian steel and is thus able to be made to allow easier breathing and sight without compromising structural integrity.


Cause lets just one up every claim to fame Euron Gaybitch has
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>>6442436
>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.
The armor is tempting but let's not shake down our future kin for free loot. The dothraki lion is already a pretty good gift, a beast to rival the Stark dire wolves. I wonder if we could ride it once it's grown.
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>>6442436
>>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.
>Take a token gift instead with a *wink wink nudge nudge* so she doesn't feel too indebted. Like, a dagger or even a pin/brooch or something.
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>>6442436
>A Valyrian Steel and Dragon bone Long Bow, the size of a man, with 10 Valyrian Steel Long Bolt arrows. The bow body is made of dragon bone, said to have been the bone of a dragon that had served well for centuries before it was slain over the River Rhoyne. The string is made of Valyrian steel fibers, a technique that is lost to even those who know how to reforge Valyrian steel. Together, those who can pull back on it can loose arrows meant to slay dragon and rider both. The bow is carved with storm clouds and what looks to be a woman with the lower body of a serpent like dragon throwing bolts of lightning. The name of the Bow appears to be in honor of a Valyrian Goddess, “Vhagar’s Call.”
This makes Dara our bro for life and also turns him into a 360 no-scope nightmare sniper. We will be able to curbstomp problems from a battlefield away. Also amazing to have a Valyrian ranged weapon.
>>6442442
Dude you're insane
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>>6442436
>A Valyrian Steel and Dragon bone Long Bow, the size of a man, with 10 Valyrian Steel Long Bolt arrows. The bow body is made of dragon bone, said to have been the bone of a dragon that had served well for centuries before it was slain over the River Rhoyne. The string is made of Valyrian steel fibers, a technique that is lost to even those who know how to reforge Valyrian steel. Together, those who can pull back on it can loose arrows meant to slay dragon and rider both. The bow is carved with storm clouds and what looks to be a woman with the lower body of a serpent like dragon throwing bolts of lightning. The name of the Bow appears to be in honor of a Valyrian Goddess, “Vhagar’s Call.”
I call this the "get fucked dany you stupid bitch" option
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>>6442450
Yeah no, you're right, I explicitly said earlier DO NOT turn down the wergild, but then I saw "this can have future benefits" and my soul writhed! It WRITHED! We could have the armoury in 2 generations for the family. . . Slow and gentle!

>>6442436
>Bow
GIVE ME THE DRAGON BOW!
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>>6442442
Ignore this, do this >>6442459

I want the bow! Gimmie the Bow!
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>>6442445
Fuck it
I'll switch from the plate to the Bow
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>That bow
HNNNGNH
BUT I WAS GOING TO MENTION MAKING A BOW AND ARROWS OUT OF WIERWOOD ONCE BACK IN WESTEROS

fucking hell, well guess that idea goes on the backburner since it seems everyone wants the bow, which honestly I cannot see a reason not to get.
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>>6442465
Probably because there are only a few people who'd make proper use of the bow in Westeros. Only one of which is currently on our side. Honestly Dara is probably the only guy who could fully utilize the bow. I doubt it is easy to draw something that uses dragonbone for limbs and goddamn cable as a string. Out of everyone with the muscle necessary he's the only one who is an archer of renown.
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>>6442469
I mean, people can always learn.
And now we have incentive.

But yeah, Dara just became danger number 1, 2 and 3 in westeros with this shit
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>>6442470
>people can always learn.
It would take years of practice just to get the muscle necessary to draw that big bastard. And then it would take years to get good enough to matter. And then you'd probably need several more years to actually get consistent at hitting distant targets. Getting that good at archery really is a lifetime affair, not a matter of study. Like Jason will never be nailing a rider at a hundred paces going full tilt because he'd never find enough time to practice without neglecting his other studies. At that point why use a bow at all when you could just wait for them to get closer and impale them with a scorpion you had wheeled up so you hardly even need to aim anyway?

And with only ten arrows? What happens if you shoot someone and someone just steals the damn arrow? It'd be worth a fortune so you know someone would. Something to keep in mind is that arrows are often crafted to fit a bow as well for its dimensions. Arrows for warbows are big and thick and long unlike arrows for a hunting bow which will be thinner and shorter. Sure you could just make other arrows but they wouldn't work anywhere near as good as the arrows made specifically for the type of bow, which in this case is a rather unique one. Basically, logistics.

I can absolutely see reasons why the bow choice could be sub-optimal. It has a very specific use-case in which it is probably the best, but outside of that it has got hangups.
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>>6442474
>It would be a lfietime affair
So MAKE IT a lifetime affair. It's not for Jason, it's not for anyone but Dara in this time, but we have a serious incentive to make archery a serious point of study for House Lannister and our Descendents.

In the long view of history and the Game, this is a really, really good thing to get up to par with.

Also, just on your point about arrows, Make custom arrows. The Vsteel arrows are NOT for casual use. They are for the eradication of tip top threats.
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>>6442475
We can't expect Sandor to drop everything to take up archery. And we can't trust anyone else to really be loyal. Don't get me started on Theon. He's such a baby about "belonging" that he can't make up his mind on his own loyalties. Guys a dick until he loses his dick and realizes what a dick he was. What about Humfrey? Think he'd be interested in the bow? He probably likes hitting people with hammers a bit much for that but he has time and brawn for it. The point is, having a singular man who can use the object is a dangerous idea. If he gets put out of action for any reason it's now an empty option. At least with the Urumi you can put a clamp on the end of it and turn it into a giant bandsaw if you want to get creative. But a bow is a bow and it needs an archer. Eggs and baskets and all that jazz.

You COULD make custom arrows, but they wouldn't function as well. Wooden arrows would probably shatter or snap under the strain, fully iron or steel arrows would be heavy and not fly as true. Valyrian steel's properties being as good as they are kind of fucks other arrows being used for it. This is also why goldenwood and goldenwood bows are so fantastic. They have exceptional qualities to them. Arrows made of them would probably work, but the Summer Islanders don't sell the wood to outsiders.

Just to play devil's advocate.
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>>6442481
Sure but we have contacts on the islands, so I'd say we should have a ton of custom made goldenwood arrows for this bow, and save the 10 dragon-killers for when SHTF.
If by some terrible tragic chance we lose Dara or he loses a hand/arm/eyes, the bow ceases to be a weapon we can easily utilize.
But at that point we can and should simply trade it to another House for a perpetuity of fealty, or sell it for the absurd price that such a tool would rightly command and use that sum of money, which is not derived from our family mines or business interests, to re-invest in and expand the Latterborn Company. The now useless bow is thus transformed into, idunno, a couple dozen very useful war elephants, or a flotilla of heavily armed and armored ships with full, seasoned crews, or even simply a massive tract of arable land to feed our warriors.
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>>6442481
My guy, I want to give the Bow to Dara and let our children learn the way of distant death.

I don't care about Sandor, who isn't an archer, or Humfrey, who is a beserker.

Also to focus more on the oppertunity cost here.
This Bow is UNIQUE. You can, and will, find hundreds of other swords, axes, shields, cloaks, ect ect ect. There are about 220 something Vsteel weapons running around westeros.
But this bow is absolutely unique and irreplacable. that as a status symbol alone is worth more than the rest combined.
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>>6442436
>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.
gotta wingman for our uncle.
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>>6442436
>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.

IDEA:
We decline it now, and once the 5 kings war starts we can humbly ask for one of these treasures to be loaned to us.
THEN
Once Dany gets involved, we return the one that we borrowed and ask to swap it for the bow. If Dara is not in our entourage at that moment we quickly run and find him; tell him that he'll have the chance of becoming a dragon slayer.

I'll point out that we don't NEED any of these at the moment, and their only benefit would be to show off at the celebration party; which we already have plenty of cool loot
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>>6442490
This is predicated on the idea that our kids will have a talent for bowmanship. What the hell are we going to do if our children are shit with ranged weapons? Are we just going to make them use the bow anyways?

>>6442493
See, now this anon has the right of it. We get the benefit of stronger relations and can borrow the bow when we need to. Hell, send a hunk of gold and one of our own Valyrian weapons as collateral, if need be. No doubt that the Blackscales will jump at the chance to kill another targ.
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>100+ posts deliberating on trade deals in granular detail to secure additional Valyrian steel treasure
>"I humbly decline, m'lady, your smile is treasure enough"
Fucking kek I can't even complain its pure Jason Lannister - blistering autism capped off with astonishingly peculiar selflessness
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>>6442488
I can't say with certainty the politics of the Summer Isles to know if they'd ship extra arrows to Dara and his cohort or not, so I just assume they won't. They very well might. It'd be something to ask. Since they would at least NOT send them to anyone else because they are their treasured trees and they do not share. They know what they got kek

>looking at other houses tracts of land when asha is RIGHT THERE
for shame, anon. But yes. It's something to think about even if it would be terrible to trade it away.

>>6442490
I know what you're saying and it is absolutely valid. I'm saying that having a problem "right now" doesn't care about plans for the future. We shouldn't worry about just what to do later on with it when there are issues with the plan we should be addressing currently.

>This Bow is UNIQUE.
Not necessarily. Just because it is rare amongst the rares doesn't mean it is singular. I know this is being pedantic but still. The thing that sets it apart is the cabling. Dragonbone bows do exist and are considered superior to all other bows with the only others coming close being the goldenwood ones. So what is actually truly valuable about it is the valyrian steel twine. And no matter what we pick, ostensibly the bow will still exist in their armory. So it's not like not picking it means it goes away forever. Hell just KNOWING it exists means you can enact your plan of training any kids to git gud with the wind of death. You don't actually have to HAVE it to train for it after all.

As for being a status symbol, Jason is gonna be doing just fine in that regard already, with all the goodies thus collected.
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>>6442497
if there is no kid any good at Archery, I will settle on a kid who likes archery and will practice for the honour. If we don't have any kid in the entire 4 branches of the lannisters of the Rock, or the other branches at Lannisport, then We wait until the next generation. and if we don't have any THERE, then fuck me man, what kind of family can't manage one archer autist after 3 generations?! It's a noble art and something every knight has to learn! PEASANTS LEARN THIS CRAP!

>>6442500
the current use of the bow is Dara, our legendary bowman. Who you might argue is not a steadfast ally given his somewhat lacking score and agreement only to go on a suicide mission with us.

but it's the cabling I want, which is why it is valuable.

>>6442499
I'm fine if it passes, because yes, my immediate action was to capitulate. I'm swinging between greed and propriety
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>"A bow in the hand is worth two in the bush"
>*Asha pops up from under Jason's chair, blushing*
>"Did someone say bush?! Where?!?"
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I wonder which option Tywin would go for...
Probably the armor in order to protect his precious pawns so that they don't die before fulfilling their purpose?

>>6442497
>No doubt that the Blackscales will jump at the chance to kill another targ.
Oh shit, I forgot that we haven't told her about the Beggar King yet. I'd love to know how she reacted; Heanora would probably be rolling on the floor in laughter.
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>>6442504
>It's a noble art and something every knight has to learn!
I dunno it seems like being good at shoot-flinging is notable amongst Westerosi knights. Which would indicate it isn't exactly common practice. Considering they seem to enjoy spear hunting more than bow hunting when it comes to sport.

>the current use of the bow is Dara
Yeah, my entire argument is "what if he is taking a piss and can't shoot something right now?" lmao you always need a backup when it comes to something important or valuable. I'm trying to be practical and not wind up with just a wallhanger for a while.

>cabling I want
I have an idea. That one anon who wants to Ocean's Nine-Eleven some noble vault. Grab him three sticks of butter, a handful of burlap sacks and one singular pantyhose to wear on his head. He just needs twenty good minutes.

>>6442505
>"What were you doing down there?"
>"Jason.... dropped his quill."
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>>6442510
>That one anon who wants to Ocean's Nine-Eleven some noble vault.
Ah, honestly I have let go of the dream of Jason being the Westerosi George Leonidas Leslie - I maintain that it would have been very cool, thematic, and an original approach to the setting. But! I'm happy with the version of Jason we've got.
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>>6442436
>>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.
Anyway I forgot to vote earlier, whoops.

>>6442514
Don't let your dreams be memes, anon. We're gonna steal Littlefinger's favorite cameo from his manse probably a lock of red hair, the fucking freak. Zero detections speedrun strat.
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Alright looks like Graciusly decline the weapon wins. This does not mean the weapons are gone forever, but they do not exist in your armory.

This earns you big brownie points and further earns you a great reputation amongst Mantarys’ people for you noble behavior, as well as the respect of the Queen’s guard who appreciate your generosity in the face of their Lady’s poor behavior.

>>6442509
As for the news of the Targaryen’s, Haenora showed joy and vicious glee hearing about the events of Summerhall, Happy to hear the line of Daeron the usurper was slain. She showed great mirth at the news of Jaime kill the mad king, praising Jaime for knowing that the realm needed him to act and asked for Jason to extend her compliments for his brave work. She clapped and reveled at the news of Rhaegar being killed at the trident, calling him a dreaming villain and hoping that King Robert made sure to make Rhaegar’s death painful to pay the Targaryen’s back for their misrule and to avenge the kings lost love.

Then, you got to Rhaegar’s children…And her mirth died, and she could not will a smile or laugh at the news of their deaths.

Then she heard of the state of the last Targaryens, how they had been turned from their home, lost all their money, lost all their guardians, survived on the whims of traders and nobles of Essos.

Then she had to hold herself and steady her breath when you said the last you heard of the Beggar Prince, he had to sell his Mother’s crown in order to provide for him and his little sister. She did not say much after, and thanked you for the news but insisted on changing the subject.

Alrighty, now I think I’ll write up the options for the representative of Mantarys who will return with Jason.
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>>6442542
Like another anon pointed out, it seems like Haenora really felt some compassion from the children from their enemies. After all, they were kids that were left alone and losing everything little by little, something that could've happened to Haenora. Maybe there's a chance the Eunuch can lose the Beggar King and Danny from their grasp, but there needs to be plans to do so.
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>A hunch backed smith who holds the knowledge of reforging Valyrian steel, along with his apprentice and his supplies. He’s a secretive man who rarely speaks, letting his apprentice do all the talking while he does his work. He’s seems excited to go to Westeros due to hearing stories of the artisan quality of tourney armors and weapons, as he has a desire to make works of art with his Valyrian steel remakes. His apprentice is an androgynous youth of albino complexion and a clubbed foot, but is otherwise rather fair.

>One of the Black Cloaks of Mantarys, the smallest of their number and the one who can appear normal as long as he does not remove his armor. He is the man who rode out to get Tyrion, and hopes to gather knowledge of the world so he can send back stories and news to his Lady and his brothers in the Queen’s guard, he also desperately wants to participate in a tourney. (If anyone remembers their name please say XD)

>A city official from Mantarys, a young woman of serious demeanor and cold humor that is going to Westeros in order to hopefully set up trade connections and to learn westerosi ideas and systems to help improve Mantarys. She is a girl who Lady Blackscale took under her wing when she was young and her parents died, so she is fiercely loyal. She hides her Lowe face behind a veil and wears gloves and silks to cover her body, but her long silver hair, dark skin, and piercing blue eyes make are a testament to healing city of Mantarys. She refuses to reveal her mouth. She is extremely skilled in administration, agriculture, and studied in both Essosi and Westerosi Legal theories.

>Other?
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>>6427113
The Knights name is Valenor. it says so here.

>t. Go to Volantis, Valenor, and get the proof our guests need. Find the Latterborn, find Tyrion Lannister. Pray to The seven dragons, pray to the seven who are one, that he has the proof we need. Find the truth of what happened to our Lord Maelys, find out the fate of our teacher, the Man who Knighted us.”

Valenor took off that night, the smallest of the Black Cloaks and so the one of their number who could mount a horse. He tore through the lands of always summer, a mission, a quest, the honor of his order on the line
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>>6442544
>>A hunch backed smith who holds the knowledge of reforging Valyrian steel, along with his apprentice and his supplies. He’s a secretive man who rarely speaks, letting his apprentice do all the talking while he does his work. He’s seems excited to go to Westeros due to hearing stories of the artisan quality of tourney armors and weapons, as he has a desire to make works of art with his Valyrian steel remakes. His apprentice is an androgynous youth of albino complexion and a clubbed foot, but is otherwise rather fair.
This is a brutal choice. Another hero unit is baller. A secretive lady who can do the number thing when Jason or Tyrion isn't around is baller too. But having someone securely in Casterly Rock who can do stuff with Valyrian Steel, however infrequently it may happen, is also baller. Instead of having to ride to King's Landing to argue with Tobho Mott or sailing to Essos to find a smith we could have a smith in one of the most secure places on our continent. The knowledge that Casterly Rock can reforge Valyrian Steel all of a sudden too would bring acclaim to our house. Probably enough so that Tywin wouldn't bitch about having freaks around too much hopefully.

On the other hand I was thinking about doing a write in for some sort of half-mad mage-scholar who went to Mantarys to learn about the curses and ensorcellments upon the land and people. But we have Malora and perhaps Marwyn back home who might be able to help that way. It's a hard choice.
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>>6442544
I want the Woman. She's like a one stop shop for everything we need in an aid.

Admin, Agriculture, Legalism! A desire for trade! She can be intergrated into the trade network and keep in contact with Tyrion.

>A city official.

I also like the black cloak for more battlefield protection, the guy who helped save our bacon and that he doesn't have a reason to return home once he's learned enough.
But we have several hero units. And wars are won by logistics.
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>>6442544
>One of the Black Cloaks of Mantarys, the smallest of their number and the one who can appear normal as long as he does not remove his armor. He is the man who rode out to get Tyrion, and hopes to gather knowledge of the world so he can send back stories and news to his Lady and his brothers in the Queen’s guard, he also desperately wants to participate in a tourney. (If anyone remembers their name please say XD)
I would be satisfied with the smith, but we will only rarely need his talent. He is of very limited use. How many times will we reforge Valyrian steel in our life? Outside of that, I am sure he is exceptionally talented, but can only outfit or equip one person at a time. We can access him via our traders and ravens, and the time delay from the distance will mean little because the times we need his service are going to be far and few between.

But another top tier fighter? A guy that is Clegane-sized but probably a bit stronger from densely wound mutant muscle fibers, with all the training of a knight? Another gem for our retinue I wouldn't want to pass up.
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>>6442544
>A city official from Mantarys, a young woman of serious demeanor and cold humor that is going to Westeros in order to hopefully set up trade connections and to learn westerosi ideas and systems to help improve Mantarys. She is a girl who Lady Blackscale took under her wing when she was young and her parents died, so she is fiercely loyal. She hides her Lowe face behind a veil and wears gloves and silks to cover her body, but her long silver hair, dark skin, and piercing blue eyes make are a testament to healing city of Mantarys. She refuses to reveal her mouth. She is extremely skilled in administration, agriculture, and studied in both Essosi and Westerosi Legal theories.
I'd really like to take the black cloak but the bureaucrat is probably the most practical option.
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I like the lady but honestly, we have Tyrion and Jason himself is no slouch in the administration department.

>>6442544

QM would you be open to proposing a fourth option to be a Spymaster? Will leave the details up to you.
I want to be clear that I still want it to be Sarella, because the loyalty and predisposition and connections are all right there. But some anons really disliked this idea. A strange Mantarian spymaster, perhaps with a heightened sense of hearing or an uncanny ability to imitate the voices of others? Or just plain old fashioned stealth skills generally... That would be more of a boon than any of the other three at this juncture.
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>>6442544
I'm between the smith or the Mantarys official. It's always good to have another passionate and knowledgeable person like the smith, and on the other hand, the official is the perfect recruit for the general talks we had planning for the future, someone intelligent that's focused on Mantarys growth on the long run and with the idealism to better the people of the city.

The knight is cool too, I'm sure he's a bro unit, but the other two are more interesting to me. It's a really hard choice
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>>6442556
Tyrion is staying in Volantis until someone finally murders Tywin.
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>>6442556
A spymaster on loan isn't that good either.

We could just use our aunt.
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>>6442499
Playing the long game with uncle and making a good impression. If we play it right, we get way more than just a bow. Also yes it does fit Jason to the T(and will make Asha want to drown him again). Also we won't even have Dara until we send a letter to him about the Others unless we use the bow on Theon.

>>6442488
Dragon bones are still available and scattered all around. Its more a question if anyone even knows how to make a dragonbone bow still(which cannot be said about the other two top tier bows) or where to find dragon sinew. You have big ass dragon skeletons scattered throughout Essos especially around the shadow lands.

>>6442542
Hm...so Haenora takes issue with child killing and what happened to the Targ orphans. Gonna be interesting to see what she'll think when Danny finds Tyrion and her abusive mad brother.

>>6442544
The smith would be amazing if we had more expeditions into Valyria with the Latterborn and to be honest Mantarys isn't far away when they regroup with Tyrion so...

The city official and the blackcloak are interesting. Jason won't mind a woman official but the Westeros will take issue with it, especially a mutant on top of that. As for the knight so long as he plays up the mysterious knight that is common in Westeros even in folklore he'll be fine. Especially with Jason vouching for him but I also really want those skills...argh...maybe Dorne would be fine with her? But she is a mutant...

>One of the Black Cloaks of Mantarys, the smallest of their number and the one who can appear normal as long as he does not remove his armor. He is the man who rode out to get Tyrion, and hopes to gather knowledge of the world so he can send back stories and news to his Lady and his brothers in the Queen’s guard, he also desperately wants to participate in a tourney. (If anyone remembers their name please say XD)

We can always find other advisers, but a hulking mutant knight that can kick a King's Guard ass is something else.

>>6442556
Sarella seems more interested in joining Asha's retinue. They really hit it off big time. True we need a spymaster but such a spymaster from here would be more loyal to the Blackfyres....and a mutant.

>>6442559
He'll either die to his daughter in law and the Martells or get whacked by Littlefinger and Spider.
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>>6442559
Right, and until Tywin is murdered, he will continue to be making all the decisions for us regarding laws, agriculture, and administration in our holdings - and with much more skill than this woman. He is the final boss of ASOIAF administration. As soon as he dies, and we actually need someone with these skills... We have Tyrion, who is also probably smarter than her. She is redundant in the short term. In the long term, I am sure she could help Tyrion very ably in these matters, but I know we can rely on him regardless.
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>>6442562
And how's he going to do that from halfway across the world?
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>>6442561
>Also we won't even have Dara until we send a letter to him about the Others
Citation needed, I am under the impression that he will continue to evade boredom at our side
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>>6442561
>>6442556
I’ll be straight up, I actually liked the idea of Sarella being the spy master I’ve kind of been locking into it.

She’s likely going to finish getting g her chain as a maester (Pretending to be a boy by the name of Alleras), then she can enter your person employ as a maester with all the guile while being a fake Maester.
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>>6442563
You said yourself he is staying in Volantis UNTIL Tywin dies.
So when Tywin dies... He won't be halfway across the world. Until Tywin dies, Tywin will continue to be the chief administrator of the Lannister holdings.
1 + 1 = 2
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>>6442565
BASED AS HELL WTF
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>>6442565
>Humphrey becomes our sworn sword
>Sarella becomes our personal maester/spy master
People are going to think they're gay.
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>>6442566
I can't really argue with that assessment. Only the contrary that while tywin is skilled, he only impliments what he likes. and he's a money guy, not a farmer guy.

>>6442565
Acceptable. But I don't like it.
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>>6442572
Fortunately, what Tywin likes is for the Lannisters to be very rich and powerful. Even more fortunately, Tyrion has the intellect of a money guy and farmer guy and a few other things besides.

Also, give Tywin a little credit, he's also a gifted tactician.

Of course, Tyrion is even moreso a gifted tactician, as soon as he is finally pressed to try his hand at it.
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>>6442573
Tyrion isn't a farming guy.
I'd not even say he's much of a money guy, though I could just be downplaying what he learned from littlefingers books.

his adept ability is politicking, and he's very good at it. I'm unsure what other knowledge he has gained beyond history
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>>6442564
His stance and boredom of warfare. In Westeros, he'll be even more bored than ever. Remember how we got him to go to Valyria? When the Others show up, it will be easy to call him in. He is more similar to Robert but not quite battlethirsty because he grew bored of war. It took something like Valyria to draw his interest and you think being a retinue will keep him amused? LMAO. Even tournies and warfare are too boring for his tastes now.

>>6442565
Oh, I really thought Sarella would end up in Asha's retinue instead, with Jason getting Humpfrey. Which is an important distinction to make, albeit not that big a difference.

>>6442571
I mean...with Asha and Jason's relationship dynamic not that peculiar desu. Not to mention a certain Knight of Flowers is famously gay.

>>6442573
Tyrion is the son who took most after Tywin, which pisses him off to no end. Tyrion is mainly book smart. He wouldn't know about farming and his intrigue skill also isn't top shelf either. However he is wicked smart and diplomatic. Right now, he is developing his trade and intrigue skills.
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>>6442576
>Not to mention a certain Knight of Flowers is famously gay.
Stop anon, they'll get you hanged by spreading misinformation and foul rumors about Ser Loras!

>>6442565
>then she can enter your person employ as a maester with all the guile while being a fake Maester.
I like having Sarella around! But I'm still a little confused, why not making the friendship more public? Hell, maybe Sarella can just say she has some equity in the Latterborn company, staying with Asha because they're besties, and work as a Spymaster under that fake job. At least for me it makes sense to just make up any excuse like that, and not necessarily live like a maester as long as she wanna stay with us.
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>>6442581
Also, first I thought "well, she could be some long distance Spymaster", then I thought it would be stupid for how long it would take the information to reach Jason. Then I remembered that Aunt Genma (or however is spelled) already does that by being Tywin Spymaster with the Freys.

If she wanna be more comfortable, she can make her connections reach from our side to Dorne and then just stay home near her family and Humfrey.
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>>6442561
>a hulking mutant knight
He's literally the smallest of his peers to the point of looking normal when dolled up. The fuck you mean hulking? kek I figure he's probably got a stature similar to Jaime rather than Gregor. Unless he's lanky in which case he'd probably have a build similar to Sandor albeit significantly shorter.
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>>6442576
>Even tournies and warfare are too boring for his tastes now.
Ok so just stuff you have made up in your head, gotcha
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>>6442592
No, that was literally how we recruited him. He was bored as shit to the point that a suicide mission to fucking Valyria sounded like a great time to him. Wars and competitions just don't do it for him anymore.
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>>6442596
If I'm remembering right, the issue wasn't that Dara grew bored of war but that everyone basically agreed not to get him involved because whatever side he'd join would easily win. Also, the way wars in the Summer Islands were described makes them sound much more ritualistic and significantly less destructive and chaotic than Westerosi wars. Who knows, maybe deep down he has a Westerosi heart and yearns for ceaseless, senseless bloodshed?
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>>6442596
Yes. It is a fact that we recruited him because he was bored. Your assertion that he will be leaving shortly because he is bored again and will only return to our service when he heard about White Walkers is all totally speculative and based on tenuous assumptions that I find irrational.
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>>6442576
>He wouldn't know about farming
Like he wouldn't know about plumbing and sanitation, or about greyscale and stone men, or the political and economic circumstances of the Vale's hill tribes - his whole deal is that he drinks and he knows things, man, famously. Stuff he doesn't know, but needs to, he learns inside of a week. It's why he is the best advisor in the books.
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>>6442544
>A city official from Mantarys, a young woman of serious demeanor and cold humor that is going to Westeros in order to hopefully set up trade connections and to learn westerosi ideas and systems to help improve Mantarys.

Blacksmith is cool, but too niche.
Blackcloak is awesome, but not needed right now. We already have The Hound and plenty of Lannister soldiers to bodyguard us.
The girl is exactly what Jason is in need of. She could even tutor him in statecraft since Jason is mediocre at the moment. Normally I'd say that we should bite the bullet and have Tywin be the one to train Jason in running a kingdom, but it would please and impress him more if Jason was able to show that he can manage the responsibility on his own. Besides, it's not like he can't get training from both of them.

That said, we should let Valenor escort us back to Westeros just so he can participate in the 'welcome home' tourney. Afterwards he returns home. Although... once Robert dies, it might actually be a good idea to try sending the girl back to Mantarys so that she isn't in danger, and swap her with the Blackcloak since there will be a war going on. By that point Jason will hopefully have learned from her, and a bodyguard will be significantly more vital. Plus, once the war starts, it'll only be a few years before Tywin dies, and thus Tyrion can come home and fill the void left by the girl.

>>6442556
Not to be rude towards Mantarys, but I think that a spymaster is the last thing we want from this place.
Poor Heanora went decades without knowing anything about what was going in in Westeros. So unless they were getting actively sabotaged by someone like Varys, then they've clearly demonstrated that none of them would be suited for the task.

>>6442565
Kino!

>>6442581
>why not making the friendship more public?
Oh fuck no. Tywin wouldn't let her within ten miles of Casterly Rock, and would have her killed or "an accident" remove her from the picture if he found out.
The 'Maester Alleras' identity is for her own safety; the disguise helping her remain covert in order to better perform her job is merely a bonus.
Pycelle could be a problem because he might be able to find out that she is faking it. On the flip side, I wonder if Sarella would be able to make use of the Maester network to get an extra avenue of rumors.
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>>6442608
>but it would please and impress him more if Jason was able to show that he can manage the responsibility on his own
>"So you sought tutoring on how best to manage a realm from some nameless woman halfway across the world? Had you need for an education you might have spent your time with the Maesters learning statecraft instead you sporadic child. Come, let me test the fruits of your studies and see whether or not you require correction."
I dunno about "happy" or "impressed" but he'd probably feel something about it. Insulted that we didn't ask him first, of course. If it showed good results or progress he'd probably at least respect that Jason didn't straight up waste his time on something and made himself more useful.
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>>6442608
>and swap her with the Blackcloak since there will be a war going on.
Idunno if that's an option, just like I'm not sure anons are right to think that graciously declining steel now means we can just jaunt over to Mantarys-mart later and grab that bow in a pinch.

Our father is already the pre-imminent master of Westerosi statecraft, macroeconomics, and one of the better tacticians around. Our brother is set to exceed him in all of these qualities AND be at our service as soon as we actually inherit the assets and land we actually need those skills for. Giving him an advisory assistant is alright, but if you already acknowledge that we will benefit more long term from Valenor, shouldn't we just take him now and give us more time to build up his loyalty?
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>>6442608
When you explain it like that it makes sense. Sarella Spymaster ftw
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>>6442608
>Pycelle could be a problem
He will be a problem no matter what because he is lodged so deep inside of Tywin's sphincter. He'll be trying to keep us in check until we inherit the house, and even after that he might betray us for Joffrey or Cersei because he is naturally predisposed to the malignant Lannister ideology that Tywin has cultivated aka his hereditary personality disorder that uses narcissism and sadism to try and contain a persistent anxiety, self-loathing, and inadequacy STARING DIRECTLY AT YOU CERSEI, JAIME, AND JOFFREY, wrongly seeing it as the framework of a benevolent dictatorship, basically.
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>>6442542
I just realized that we didn't offer a gift to Heanora!
Do we still have that silk dress from the bedroom of the Maznareon Manse?
I don't think Asha wanted it, so we could offer it to Lady Blackscale if she'd like.
It'd be a sweet token to give her, since it might make her feel less self-conscious about her appearance if everyone tells her she'd look beautiful wearing it.

>>6442623
>Our father is already the pre-imminent master of Westerosi statecraft, macroeconomics, and one of the better tacticians around.
>If we will benefit more long term from Valenor, shouldn't we just take him now and give us more time to build up his loyalty?
If anons are willing to bite the bullet and have Tywin mentor Jason on politics and governance, then yeah we obviously wouldn't pick the girl.
I was just under the impression that everyone wanted to keep him out of our plans and ideas, in which case, we'll need someone else to fill that void.
One other thing is that she can help Jason get more love from the common folk and the merchants, which is something that Tywin is TERRIBLE at.

As for Valenor, he'd already be at peak loyalty unless Heanora somehow does a 180 and betrays us all.
I just don't think he'll be that useful right now because we're not in a war, and we also already have The Hound.
One caveat is that Blackcloak will assumedly have his own VSteel equipment, so bringing him along means we'd get to have our cake and eat it despite choosing the 'politely decline' option.

>>6442622
>Insulted that we didn't ask him first
Probably, although I'd wager he could be mildly placated by saying something along the lines of:
"Father, you won't be around to hold my hand forever. I need to learn how to handle things on my own, without you. Yes, I'll make mistakes, but I need to fix them myself and learn from them rather than rely on you to solve everything for me. How else will the family legacy be safeguarded?"
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So I’m counting
> 3 For Black Cloak

>3 for city official

Waiting for tie breaker
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>>6442544
>>6442556

What about both? Sarella could come as a spymaster, while the Administrator comes as a fellow Lego enjoyer.

Im going to otherwise vote for
>A city official from Mantarys, a young woman of serious demeanor and cold humor that is going to Westeros in order to hopefully set up trade connections and to learn westerosi ideas and systems to help improve Mantarys.
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>>6442678
Honestly, I’m not opposed to both. They’d probably appreciate the company of a country man, and the black cloak could act as her sworn sword.

Alright both is good.

Anything else people wanna check in on or vote on?

While I wait, someone mentioned offering a gift to complete the deal

Any ideas?

I saw someone mentioned the Valyrian Silk dress, as well as remember offering to help with construction or promises of food or possible contracted labor.
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>>6442686
I don't see much reason to give her the dress, Gerion's blind and it might actually be a good gift for Cersei so she hates us a slightly less. I'd go with helping out with construction since that's what Jason's good at. Maybe Jason can take inspiration from that castle we stayed at in Dorne, I imagine it gets pretty hot in this part of Essos.
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>>6442544
>>A hunch backed smith who holds the knowledge of reforging Valyrian steel, along with his apprentice and his supplies. He’s a secretive man who rarely speaks, letting his apprentice do all the talking while he does his work. He’s seems excited to go to Westeros due to hearing stories of the artisan quality of tourney armors and weapons, as he has a desire to make works of art with his Valyrian steel remakes. His apprentice is an androgynous youth of albino complexion and a clubbed foot, but is otherwise rather fair.
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>>6442686
Architecture plans!

I quite like both options to come with us, and in exchange they get builders plans!
Dear Seven, let us have our fun with blocks and benefit!
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>>6442673
Gerion's blind and who knows who called dibs on the dress. Presumebly Asha but she prefers the armoury to show off instead...maybe in private with Jason? Haenora has already been rewarded with being able to get back into contact with the world and a trade treaty with the Latterborn under Tyrion. Which will be a huge help for her city state. Both Gerion and Tyrion will be there to keep an eye on that Blackfyre branches movements.

Tywin has already been grilling Jason for leadership since Jamie joined the King's Guard. Its something the two bonded over with how harsh Tywin is about it and the abuse only surpassed by what happened to Tyrion. However Jason is too mediocre and has a entirely different concept of leadership which makes Tywin rage endlessly. It was the biggest beef Jaime had growing up with Tywin was his 'lessons' that weren't the sword. Since he was supposed to be heir and got treated accordingly.

Jason isn't a bad ruler; he just has his own specialty(known to a LOT of people at this point desu) Its no secret how good Jason is at infrastructure development or defense works, and being so personable as to win over the lower classes with both his plans and personality as well. Something that is very rare among the lords of Westeros. He also isn't biased in whatever source of expertise he can find as he is very self aware of his own abilities and lack thereof. It's the biggest reason why Asha gets away with so much shit, because she is legitimately superior in that capacity. So Jason doesn't see a reason to intervene the majority of the time.

Basically Tywin cannot actually teach Jason that much, and he certainly tried. A LOT. Their leadership styles are too contradictory to work. It's gotten so bad that everyone in the Westerlands is aware of the divide between the two. The smallfolk and gentry prefer Jason while the Lords prefer Tywin. Which was rubbed into all their faces when Tywin blocked Jason's plans to upgrade the coastal defenses and issue land parcels to support the garrisoned defenders there. The QM explained this in detail before. It's the perfect summary of why the two clash so much in terms of lordship.

Jason already solved his issue with gaining support among the lords or more specifically, it was Asha who told him she would 'solve' the problem with his bannermen for him. Those poor bastards... Tyrion right now is working on his merchant relations and trade skills. Those twins already have a longstanding agreement about when Jason takes over. Really just needs to doubledown what he is good at OUTSIDE of Westerlands so Tywin cannot sabotage him. He made quite an impression in the Reach and Old Town when he helped upgrade their defenses, but he isn't as famous as in his homeland.
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>>6442686
It would make sense to assign her a bodyguard, especially if she is assigned a diplomatic role besides trade. It would be very odd for a diplomat to NOT have a sworn sword for security after all.

The best gift Jason could offer besides the trade treaty(technically more Tyrion's thing), or courtship(Gerion covered that). That involves his own specialty of construction. The best gift Jason could offer is an infrastructure blueprint or even a mini model of the city. Jason would be jelly as fuck of having a whole city state to rebuild and improve upon. I have no doubt he brainstormed quite a few ideas. Give them the blueprints as a gift and gesture of goodwill before leaving. Maybe even include the modeling sets Jason left behind to go with it.

Besides that, labor and supplies would also be a viable offer but would again need to be arranged through Tyrion with his trade network he is building and connections. The only resource that Jason can guarantee is gold. If the Blackfyre branch of Mantarys needs a cash infusion, which is very likely given how goddamn expensive it must be to rebuild and run such a dangerous city state. After all, it's not like they can sell Valyrian relics or Steel. Draw way too much attention.

If Mantarys wants resources, they have to somehow reclaim either the extended Valyrian mining operations or its destroyed bread basket. Jason hasn't had the chance to take a look at how to do that but he could if he made the trip but that requires manpower and they'll exposed to the same curse as Mantarys. Although makign contact with the other surviving Valyrian city is possible, it is extremely dangerous given where it's located.

Honestly, the trade deal should already cover the resources and labor exchanges. Mantarys would have lots of relics besides Valryian Steel that they gathered up and hoarded. They still have expertise like Valyrian forging. It's just shit is extremely expensive to build and upkeep given the environmental problems and crippled population growth from mutations.
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>>6442673
>which is something that Tywin is TERRIBLE at.
The way I see it is Tywin is like Stannis in reverse. Tywin is an absolute dickhead who tries to come across as principled, whereas Stannis is a decent man who doesn't care if he comes off like a total asshole. Tywin is tolerated simply because he is really, astoundingly good at management. Stannis is tolerated simply because he is so unshakably consistent in doing things by the letter. And the real kicker comes in when you realize that Tywin will bend the rules to his own benefit even at the cost to those who serve him and that Stannis has more moments of him bending the rules to benefit those who serve him than otherwise. They're these weird mirrors of each other, both born of trauma relating to parents, one a slow and agonizing fixation and the other a sudden and calamitous loss. Yet both pushed themselves to excellence in what they do. The smallfolk despise Tywin while he plays The Game and the highborn reject Stannis while he refuses to play The Game entirely.

It's two different brands of autism facing off. And then you got Jason with the steel chair who doesn't really excel at any of that shit but he is just so damn personable. Someone like Jason would be the perfect wingman to either of their acts for different reasons. In Tywin's case it's the carrot or the stick. In Stannis' case it's good cop/bad cop. Too bad Tywin is too much of a tyrant to ever let anyone touch his controller and Stannis is too much of an autist to invite someone over to play in his sandbox with him. Until Robert demands Stannis hangs out with Jason to "pull that stick out of your arse, little brother."
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>>6442686
Taking both is a funny mirror of Dany getting Grey Worm and Missandei at the same time, an aide and a super soldier
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Honestly once we are back in Westeros, one of the things i hope we might be able to do is talk Bobby into making a new Small Council title called "Master Architect" which could oversee state-level construction projects.
Other than being able to help with rebuilding and preparing The Wall, there are other projects i think could be really neat and would improve upon the centralization of Westeros. Possibilities such as improvements on the kings road, a centralized food storage in the crownlands for the long winters shared between the kingdoms, as well as universities for working skills such as smithing, wood working, and better agriculture techniqes.
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>>6442544
>>A hunch backed smith who holds the knowledge of reforging Valyrian steel, along with his apprentice and his supplies. He’s a secretive man who rarely speaks, letting his apprentice do all the talking while he does his work. He’s seems excited to go to Westeros due to hearing stories of the artisan quality of tourney armors and weapons, as he has a desire to make works of art with his Valyrian steel remakes. His apprentice is an androgynous youth of albino complexion and a clubbed foot, but is otherwise rather fair.
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>>6442736
I think it exists as Master of Stone? I may be misremembering though. Might be under Master of Coin.
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>>6442740
it is the master of stone, and that is what he does.
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I cannot find any reference to that title anywhere?
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>>6442748
Previous thread, option to skip ahead to when Tywin bought/pressured robert into giving us the title so we could make use of our talents in the capital.

Might not be official lore, but in this qst it's a position that exists.
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>>6442753
Oh, well fair enough then. Thanks for the heads up!
Ideally i would like if we could get Bobby to elevate the position from a minor seat into one that is under his direct power rather than under lord Baelish. Our reputation should be high enough with Robert, and Rob too lazy about administration to actually disagree/care about the political dissonance it would make in the small council.
Something like "Hey bobby, i have a lot of cool ideas which will make your reign even cooler. Could you elevate the Master of stone title so every time i want to build cool stuff i dont have to bother you for express permission on every budget? Otherwise i will be counting coppers with Baelish constantly"
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>Graciously decline the gift, showing no hostility in order to pave the way for future closeness and hopefully encourage a good relationship. No immediate benefit but will show Jason is someone who cares more for connections than the steel of Mantarys, which can have its own benefits.

Maybe an apology aswell?. I dunno.
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>>6442773
Two votes behind, brother, we're here now: >>6442686
Easy to get lost in such a wordy thread
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>One of the Black Cloaks of Mantarys, the smallest of their number and the one who can appear normal as long as he does not remove his armor. He is the man who rode out to get Tyrion, and hopes to gather knowledge of the world so he can send back stories and news to his Lady and his brothers in the Queen’s guard, he also desperately wants to participate in a tourney. (If anyone remembers their name please say XD)
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>>6442774
Thank you brother. Just caught up. Didn't see the other posts, i just hope that when we reach weastros we can get a proper celebration party. With enbolements and Feasts. Like i wanna see Roberts reaction to the hammer we got him
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>>6442776
Can we interest you in not breaking the stalemate and going with
>Both! >>6442686


Because making hard choices is for undiplomatic bitches
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Sorry should have been more clear, I’ve already locked in on doing both.

Also I am working on the update now. We’ll be immediatly dealing with Victarian
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>>6442795
Hell yeah, I've been waiting for this one
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I was thinking about some possible construction projects, and i have a quick question.
How hard would it be, to try and absorb Harrenhall into the crownlands?
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>>6442858
Fairly hard. It's a seperate designation for the riverlands/reach and controls some of the most fertile land in the continent.

Removing it would be a serious upset and also remove important political office.
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>>6442783
If its any consolation id have voted for both if thats an option. I mean might aswell do a whole as pop exchange plus. I REALLY want a big ass knight. My biggest problem is that he isnt horrific eoungh.
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>>6442893
That is only because he is in armour and in armour he passes as normal enough. Hence why he got sent.
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So uh... how do we want to behave in front of Asha's folks?

Does Jason go the "Hello sir, it's nice to meet you" route or does he pull the "Ya daughter calls me daddy too"?
The Ironborn don't typically respect usual etiquette
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>>6442921
Call Baelon a retarded goatfucker to his face. What's he gonna do, kill us?
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>>6442921
While some might argue that it might win us a manner of respect to say that we won the "Iron Price" for Asha by beating the shit out of her before we got married, we should probably just let her do the talking.
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>>6442921
Uh let Asha handle it? They'll be cool with us when they hear about Jason and Asha drowning in the Boiling Sea only to be rescued by the Drowned God. Which also technically sanctified their marriage in the Ironborn tradition too...not to mention during their actual marriage ceremony Jason followed the Ironborn way with the whole kidnapping the bride and taking her to the ship...

Besides that would be good to somehow show off our siege expertise if Asha doesn't bring it up. That is something they'll greatly respect besides the whole Valyrian Expedition.

>>6442923
Technically, it was Asha beating up Jason. He lost, although it never said anything about role reversal in their traditions...
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>>6442921
We will let Asha take the lead, but we'll let our Valyrian steel and meat popsicles (Valenor, Sandor, Humfrey, Dara, God damn what a baller fucking lineup of shit-kickers) speak for us where needed as well. Victarion is a big scary bastard, but he will show respect to someone that escaped the Doom with a Valyrian sword-spear in hand and four very scary guys at his back that all think he's a badass because they've seen him in action.
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>>6442926
>Technically, it was Asha beating up Jason
He beat her up too, it was kinda the point.
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>>6442921
>jason chuckles at a comment victarion makes
>victarion immediately threatens to disembowel jason
>sandor makes it very clear that he is going to castrate victarion and then choke him to death with his own cock
>meanwhile euron is pissing himself laughing while watching with his cellphone on the planetos maps app
God I fucking hate Maury. Shit tier broadcast I swear.
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>>6442926
Look the important part was we started a fist fight over it.

The less important part is telling them we lost.
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I WANT TO KILL EURON AND STEAL HIS SHIT
another Valyrian armour would be neat as hell, and he probably has some valyrian weapons as well from his own expedition into Valyria.
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>>6442938
>from his own expedition into Valyria.
Who's gonna tell him?
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>>6442939
I will.

>>6442938
You're adopted.
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>>6442944
KEK!
>>6442938
Anyways man, at this point in time, Euron has yet to make his death-defying voyage into the unknown reaches of Old Valyria! We beat him to the punch (^:
And guess what else? He never actually goes to Valyria. It's all but confirmed outright that he never makes the attempt. Instead, he captures a ship owned by the warlocks of the House of The Undying, and from there absconds several relics, chiefly the great dragon-binding horn he later CLAIMS to have retrieved from Valyria. His crew is mute and he knows more about magic and exotic locales than most, so it isn't difficult to show up with something like that and paint himself a legend. We'll know for sure a decade from now when Jason has the chance to ask him what he saw, and whether it resembles our own journey. Another great reason for us to never share details of the expedition.
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>>6442939
>>6442947
You guys are a bit too confident in the canon, because Jason's actions might have the consequence of having Euron ACTUALLY do a successful voyage to Valyria this time around.

If so, he will be way more scary with the loot he finds, and a potentially horrifying end-game threat for us.
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>>6442970
I maintain that the worst possible endgame threat for us is Baelish + Bronn
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>>6442984
>think there's gonna be a fight
>bronn actually just piles up cow shit and causes an explosion to kill us
>complains about being covered in filth afterwards
Damn.
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>>6442984
Don't forget the fucking Spider. As much as Euron is gonna be a legit pain in the ass, he cannot exploit our weaknesses nearly as hard as those two. Luckily, we have the Hound to counter Bronn. As he also doesn't give a shit about honor and deep down is a good guy.

I honestly fear those guys more than anyone else. The only other group I can think that can be as menacing as them is the magic users and the priests because Gods as stated to the QM are gonna play a MUCH bigger role than canon. At least the mages won't be a problem until the Red Comet.

Also honorable mention of Danny cuz dragons. Hopefully Tyrion can pull through with that one or it's gonna really fucking suck. Legit our only hope if Asha and Danny decide they actually hate each other.

>>6442970
Asha is the first Ironborn hero since the Age of Heroes. Euron CANNOT compete with that kinda pull and influence. Unlike Euron, she PROVED her exploits and brought back plenty of loot. Euron also isn't popular among the traditional Ironborn either. If he were, he could prove to be a real pain in the ass. What makes him dangerous is his magic however, he approaches magic like a reaver. Something you can loot and steal, no problem. Magic doesn't work like that and he is also a heretic. Other mages are a MUCH bigger problem than Euron's fuckery.
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WAIT
I just realized!
We should make use of the smith while we're still here in Mantarys!
He can't come with us, but why should he need to?
Even if it takes an extra week, the delay would be well worth it.

We ask Humfrey and Sarella their opinion first, but we could chop the swordspear into two different weapons; a sword and a spear. More loot to divide equally between the Latterborn.
From there, depending on who gets what, we could also ask the smith to slightly alter some of the treasure so that it has the insignia or thematic iconography of the family who will receive it.
For example, if Humfrey takes the shield then he could have the Hightower crest placed on it, or if Jason takes the armor then the helmet could be changed to look more like a lion than a skull.
For the sword part of the swordspear, or one of the two curved swords from the Maznareon vault, if we have it reforged then we should totally name it something like Darkroar as a reference to the fact that we went to retrieve Brightroar and consolation cope since we didn't succeed.
Better yet, maybe call it Blackroar as an additional nod to the Blackfyres/Blackscales who we befriended and helped reforge it.

>>6442542
Not to be greedy QM, but could I also ask for a tldr as well?
I'm curious how Tyrion reacted to learning that Jason and Asha didn't return with the Latterborn, followed by everyone's response to Valenor showing up and telling them that the two are captives in Mantarys. I wonder if The Hound almost strangled the poor blackcloak lmao
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>>6442990
There were at least two Valyrian spears that were confirmed to be in our possession(largely thanks to them STICKING inside people). QM never said how many spears got stuck in the boat's hull when we escaped and got to pull out. We are better off melting down the spears because of just how much metal can be gained from them. A spear of solid Valyrian steel is not by any means a small amount of metal.

Also Asha seemed to have taken a liking to the swords and they bear Jason's adopted House on them. Maybe she wants some axes instead, we can make from the recycled Valyrian steel instead of spears. The tower shield also provides a LOT of metal but using the spears to melt down and remake into weapons to hand out would work out better. As they aren't relics. I do suspect though, Sarella is gonna want a spear to give to her father for you know what.

Also, do NOT harm the ritual dagger. We probably need it for magic. Among all the steel we recovered, it has by far the most magical connotations behind it. Most of the steel we got was looted from those spears, which is not a small sum.
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>>6442990
Anon, I really don't want us all to deliberate and argue over the optimal way to reforge various pieces of Valyrian steel.

I'm not even interested in debating how to allocate the various weapons and armor among our entourage.

QM has obstacles enough to keep the story rolling. I think the smartest thing he could do is just assign all the loot himself. Seeing as we didn't even claim the bow, it seems most anons feel that we have our bases covered in terms of Valyrian implements, and seeing as we didn't take on the smith it seems most can't think of something that's worth reforging.
QM even offered up a pair of dueling swords, having remembered several anons wanted Jason to use a saber. No one went for it. The whole VS situation just seems totally square to me.
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>>6443008
>Most of the steel we got was looted from those spears, which is not a small sum.
>>6442795
QM I hate to pester you but I don't remember this and I would like you to confirm or deny it so I know what the exact situation is there as I vote going forward.
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>>6443014
>The whole VS situation just seems totally square to me.
There was also a general discussion about it before where everyone came to somewhat of an agreement on what goes where. Or at least it was jotted down concisely enough that it didn't need further discussion because people had settled on what they wanted to do with it all.
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>>6443015
You guys did get a solid number of spears from the Ash Weights throwing them at your while you sailed away.

I’ll settle in and say it was like, a total of 5 short throwing spears (including the two that stabbed into Humfrey and Dara).

As for the reforging, I’m going to stream line this.

Humfrey has a Valyrian steel tower shield that has been reforged to evoke the shape of his sigil, and bears the symbol of his house. It is decorative as hell because it’s Valyrian steel and can handle it.

Asha’s swords were remade into Axes that look like a kraken is gripping the heads and its body is forming the handles. She was also given the Valyrian steel scale Mail, though minimal changes were made in case someone else needs to use it.

The Valyrian steel helmet was reforged to take the shape of a Lions head, though it still is able to provide decent vision. The Valyrian scale cloak was not reforged but now is lined with white Lion fur, giving its wearing a pale mane and allowing them to stay warm and dry as well as protected and looking cool as hell.

The rest of the equipment is as follows

5 Valyrian throwing spears
1 Valyrian Sword Glaive
1 Valyrian steel hurdy gurdy
1 unknown Draconic egg
Various dishes and trinkets of high quality (with amounts of Valyrian steel inside it).
Valyrian Silk Dress
1 Manzenon sorcery tome
An unnessasary amount of dragon glass that sort of just ended up on the ship.

Anything else I may have missed?
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>>6443064
Ritual dagger.
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>>6443067
Yes that.

And I think that like, weird skull I mentioned.
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>>6443068
There were some other books too. Stuff valuable enough to be vaulted. Along with that weird skull.
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>>6443064
>>6443069
Yeah I think there was a book or two relating to the Maznareon family specifically or something like that. If no one else runs back to check I'll do it at some point tomorrow.
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>Glaive
HELL YEAH
Best thing is, Valyrian steel is most of the time described to be black to dark grey in colour, so i imagine it looks close to the Black Knight Halberd from Dark Souls.

Also, while we are here, could one of the throwing spear lances be forged into a war lance tip for use in a charge? The wood for the lance could be weirwood.
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>>6443102
What idiot would make a tip out of Vsteel. that's gonna get so lost
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>>6443069
>One Dothraki sword to Gerion, maybe both
>Dara gets one Valyrian Spear
>Sarella too
>Humfrey the Shield
>Armor set to wifey, but one we will use if we decide to brag in King's Landing
>Magic and normal Maznareon books to us
>Egg for our bedside table
>Skulls and Hurdy Gurdy to us
>Ritual (?) Dagger to us
>Various loots and other things get sold to pay the Islanders, maybe if there's another common Valyrian weapon we give it to one of them

From previous thread. We are up 3 spears.
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>>6443104
Listen man, if you go to a tourney and bust out the Valyrian Steel Lance, even if it’s just to flaunt, I’d say worth.

>>6443107
Since Gerion doesn’t have eyes anymore, it makes sense to not give him a Valyrian steel weapon, save perhaps one of the extra spears as a status symbol.
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>>6443110
I've not found the final tally of shit, but it really doesn't matter. We just generally know what's "lannister" and what isn't.
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Less just gooooo man, we got far more shit than we'll ever need.
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>>6443107
>We are up 3 spears.
I'm not complaining about QM's generosity but I'm glad I'm not going crazy, I feel I would have remembered if we'd gotten more than two at the time.
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What was the saying Tywin says? If someone else counts your money your easily parted from it.
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>>6443174
Hmm, I thought it was The Lion rapes the small dog when it barks, but I do like this one better.
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>>6443064
>The Valyrian steel helmet was reforged to take the shape of a Lions head
KINO

Also, holy shit. Asha is now decked out to hell and back. I was worried how a woman might fare against the more dangerous fighters in the setting, but if she's dual wielding VSteel weapons AND has VS armor? That is a VERY concerning opponent, regardless of her skill. Who needs a shield or to know how to parry when you have the best armor around?

>>6443131
>>6443135
The extra ones are nice because it means we have something cool to give to Sarella and the Martell's. Spears/throwing spears are something that suits them.
Alternatively Oberyn can melt them down later on his own time if he wants to make something custom designed specifically to deal with The Mountain.
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>>6443064
>The Valyrian steel helmet was reforged to take the shape of a Lions head, though it still is able to provide decent vision. The Valyrian scale cloak was not reforged but now is lined with white Lion fur, giving its wearing a pale mane and allowing them to stay warm and dry as well as protected and looking cool as hell.
Jason went through hell but came back dripped the fuck out. Jason "The Guilded Lion" Lannister
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>>6443206
Was that an intentional pun on that he made a guild

Or did you misspell gilded
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>>6443212
Guess we'll never know anon, guess we'll never know...
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>>6443102
What would be the point of making a lance out of weirwood? What would be the point of Jason having ANYTHING made of weirwood? He isn't a greenseer so that shit would be completely useless to him.
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>>6443238
Not necessarily. Weirwood is also just a really good material which does not rot.
It also lends into even more mysticism, so even if Jason doesn't have the ancestry of the First Men, he might still be able to make use of them for even stronger "magic man" vibes. As well, Daemon Blackfyre was killed by Blood Raven via arrow volley while in full plate, potentially lending to the idea that Weirwood bows in conjunction with Weirwood arrows might be able to puncture normal plate.
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>>6443249
Why not use ironwood instead?

>Daemon Blackfyre was killed by Blood Raven via arrow volley while in full plate, potentially lending to the idea that Weirwood bows in conjunction with Weirwood arrows might be able to puncture normal plate.
Yeah but I suspect Bloodraven being a powerful greenseer had something to do with that.
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>>6443200
>Oberyn can melt them down later on his own time if he wants to make something custom designed specifically to deal with The Mountain.
Don't be silly anon. He can't financially afford to reforge it.
Also, I am down to give one to Sarella but I'd be surprised if enough anons agreed to give one to Oberyn any time soon.
And finally...
Oberyn won't be dueling the mountain, because we have Sandor at our back and we won't let anyone else cuck him out of Cleganebowl.
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>>6443279
>Oberyn won't be dueling the mountain, because we have Sandor at our back and we won't let anyone else cuck him out of Cleganebowl.
Why don't we find another excuse to go to Dorne, bring Sandor to us, and just let him fight for Oberyn to kill Clegane. Oberyn get justice and Sandor get vengence
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>>6443279
>oberyn gives jason a bundle of javelins to be polite as he expects jason to die
>jason comes back and gives oberyn a valyrian steel javelin as a thank you
>101,000% return on investment
>"What the fuck?" economists say
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>>6443291
The ideal solution would be for Oberyn to give Sandor a poison on his blade that will make Gregor's death as miserable as possible, but I guess I'm not sure if Sandor would accept the (rather needed) assistance or swat Oberyn a way with a loud 'poison's for pussies and cowards'
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>>6443296
>'poison's for pussies and cowards'
Oberyn and Sandor types of "fuck you" are different. Oberyn would say "Yeah, make his skin rot in seconds, fuck him" while Sandor would say "Yeah, breaking every bone into little shard and chopping every extremities with a butcher's knife is the way, fuck him"

I say that a good middle ground would be for Oberyn to make a special poison that makes it so it burns like a motherfucker to the point it makes you scream. Not the nervous system and organs failing, but flaring up so much and reaching directly every fiber of your brain with DANGERDANGERDANGERDANGER... Almost like it "burns", you know what I mean?
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>>6443279
Killing gregore is an interesting question.

the time for executing him and denying any involvement was like 5 minutes after he finished killing the princess and her kids.

And we can't legally kill him and Loch without Tywin's permission.
So the attempt has to be an assassination.
I'm still in favour of forging orders for Clegane to guard something down south and giving Oberyn and Sandor the place to ambush them.
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>>6443305
Yeah that still doesn't answer the question of whether Sandor would accept the use of poison at all, or if he would reject it outright.
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>>6443332
I think it'd depend on how awful of a death it'd cause Gregor.

Will it make him shit out his skeleton? He'd probably be happy even if he didn't get to watch the light fade from the bastard's eyes as he choked on his own blood and or feces.

If it makes it quick/ painless? He'd probably be pissed
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>>6443292
Honestly i want to do it even if it is just to see his face.
Which reminds me, i REALLY want to see Tywins perspective of hearing/seeing Jason come home.

>>6443267
Maybe? At least to my knowledge there is not any mention of Greenseer powers allowing for such feats, since their perview seems to mostly govern nature and mental manipulation. Some massive stuff as well like the arm of dorne being shattered, but not exactly subtle magic like weapon empowerment unless you count the weirwoods themselves.
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>>6443394
The full powerset isn't well portrayed for greenseers only the nerfed version. Back in the peak yeah that shit was terraforming world wrecking destruction. Even nerfed, it includes dreamscaping, foresight, shapeshifting, mind manipulation, overgrowth, plant connection, and life extension. The Valyrian Dragon Dreams apparently has quite a bit of overlap with Greensight. Wargs are also a branch of it but not all Wargs can gain greensight but all greenseers can be wargs.
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>>6443394
Tywin's perspective will probably be exactly what you'd expect. He wouldn't believe that Jason was successful until he sees it for himself. Then he'd publicly act all proud, while pretending like it was his idea and that he knew his son would survive. In private he'd do his usual asshole routine.

Upon hearing:
>"Hmph, so he found Gerion at the last minute and convinced him to turn around? What a relief. I thought the boy was actually going to attempt the expedition. What do you mean he did, and was successful? You idiot, my son obviously didn't face The Doom; he just used the journey as an excuse to spend time with his wife and shirking duties for a few months. Tyrion was probably smart enough to make sure they buy a Valyrian steel weapon while near Volantis that they can pretend to have found in the ash."

After seeing, in private:
>"I don't know what's greater. Your bravery or your foolishness. You jeopardized our family by putting yourself in danger without first having a child. If you had died, our legacy could have been ruined. No amount of treasure is worth that. You also took your wife with you. Give me one reason why I should ever trust you again."


What I want to see is Jaime's reaction upon seeing Jason again.
The younger sibling finally getting to impress his cool older brother could make for a genuinely touching scene.
If he asks why we went and Jason responds by saying something like "I wanted to be a hero, like you!", then Jamie legit might start crying.
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>>6443803
This sounds about accurate, our success is big enough that he has no choice but to praise us in public, and probably to use that, but he's definitely going to rake us over the coals for disobeying him

HOWEVER

It should be said that I have to feel like Tywin wouldn't treat us as ungratefully as he treated Tyrion. He just really really really hated Tyrion.
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>>6443803
Jason won't know the truth about his big brother, the Kingslayer, until he starts spelunking King's Landing underground by mapping it and discovering all the Wildfire. Jaime won't be able to keep it a secret when that happens. Keep in mind they were already discovering mysterious caches of the stuff while Tyrion was there, which he later used to defend King's Landing.

>>6443805
The problem is Jason reminds him of his own father and uncle. Plus him being too 'mediocre' an heir drives him up the fucking wall, especially with how his rulership style directly clashes with Jason's. He doesn't hate him as much as Tyrion which doesn't really say much given just how much he hates Tyrion. Tywin isn't willing to look past his own daddy issues or consider Jason's lordship style as being effective.

The Mad Lion however, has big Valyrian steel balls and is a proven crazy MOFO. That is something even Tywin has to respect. However I can absolutely see him being a petty shit about not returning with Brightroar because you just know he is gonna be a shithead about that. Never mind looting a Dragon Lord's vault full of literally priceless treasure and relics.
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>>6443806
>However I can absolutely see him being a petty shit about not returning with Brightroar because you just know he is gonna be a shithead about that.
The best response Jason can do is to actually grab his VS balls and say something like "Why don't you go to Valyria next? Your lame son was able to go and come with all sort of relics, what's your excuse now?"

We can just shut up everyone with that, we're the living proof that it's possible to come back. Are they going to be pussies and shut up? Or are they actually going to prove something and bring back some Valyrian loot? We have supreme bragging rights now
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>>6443806
>However I can absolutely see him being a petty shit about not returning with Brightroar
Tywin isn't that delusional, he was willing to settle for any valyrian sword he could get his hands on.
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>>6443812
>Second worst son, you have proven you aren't a complete shame to our noble lineage in acquiring a valaryian steel blade for our house
>I shall dub it, Brighterroar
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>>6443812
>"Where is Brightroar?"
>"I did not find it, father."
>"I see. I suppose two hundred years makes for a difficult prospect. At least you did not return empty handed."
>"I also found this notebook which has vague clues about where Brightroar could be."
>tywin, internally turning to gold through sheer ambition and greed fantasizing about brightroar's retrieval "Well done, son."
>jason about to cry tears of joy for finally, finally getting daddy's barest approval with no veiled menace
God this broken fucking family kek
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>>6443815
>>6443816
Is Brightroar really that important? We have a LOT of Valyrian Steel. The value of coming back with Brightroar can't be all that greater than the value of coming back from The Doom
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>>6443819
I mean, Tywin didn't give a shit in canon. Valyrian steel is Valyrian steel.

However, it is funny to imagine him going "Its the principle of the matter, Jason" and be a salty baby about not getting a particular sword out of the gatcha hell roulette of the doom
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>>6443819
>>6443820
In Quest-Canon, LannisterQM has confirmed that Brightroar is ontologically THE "Lannister Family Sword" and that it'd genuinely move Tywin to tears to hold it. As opposed to the giant fuckoff haul of generic Valyrian Steel we got, which would probably make him nut instead.
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>>6443819
It's "House Lannister's Valyrian Steel Sword". Just like how Longclaw was the Mormont house sword. Or Heartsbane is the Tarly house sword. More importantly every great house has one, except Lannister because it was lost in Valyria because Ye Olde Tommen was a goober who thought he was Him and fucked up. It is in fact the reason why Tywin is willing to drop a kingdom's worth of gold to purchase a valyrian steel sword and no one will sell him one because fuck Tywin basically. Tywin canonically (quest or true) has always wanted to get at least A SWORD to replace Brightroar. It's a semi-big deal. It's not really relevant but it's background. Basically, Tywin's been malding his whole life because not having a fancy sword makes the house look bad by comparison.
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>>6443819
>>6443823
>>6443825
In addition, until such time as House Lannister’s new Valyrian steel sword gains its own legitimacy, it will be lesser than Brightroar in the hands of a Lannister. It’ll still be a great sword, but as I stated in the last.

Jaime with a new Valyrian steel sword is S Rank, while Jaime with Brightroar is S+, and Jaime Maximum Honor with Brightroar is S++
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>>6443819
Tywin is infamously petty and obsessed with Valyrian Steel swords particularly Brightroar, which he considers the greatest mark of shame for the Lannister House, hence his lifetime obsession with finding its replacement. Having clues of its location but still failing to retrieve it would rankle him like nothing else. Keep in mind, before he could BARELY suck it up because Valyria is impossible to survive escape...but now he has proof that is not the case and proof that Jason backed out before finding it. It would be about the 'principle of the matter' that Jason failed to rectify.

So yeah, he would be that fucking petty.

>>6443823
Don't forget Jason already distributed much of the Valyrian Steel already and had the two swords retrieved, reforged into axes for his wife. Holy fucking shit is Tywin gonna be fucking pissed that we didn't just dump a load of gold as a 'buyout' for our crew instead of the steel itself. Much less replace the sword with an AXE for an Ironborn savage of a wife. Not even a sword lmao. Holy fucking shit is he gonna be big mad.
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>>6443836
A real shame that Jason didn't bother to keep a single sword...lol.
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>>6443841
He did though. It just happens to be on the end of a Valyrian steel stick. I'm sure Jaime can figure that out. He's good with sticks. That's what Cersei says and she watches him train a lot. Very dutiful sister to him. Truly.
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>>6443841
Yeah I was thinking that I’d convert a few of the spears into a sword cause, I did legit forget about a sword.

Anyone got any ideas on what it should ook like or should it look like Brightroar?
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>>6443848
I mean, depends on where we got it. If it's a Maznareon Sword, it should look like a Maznareon sword, you know what I mean?
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>>6443848
I think the concept artists nailed it desu, this is 'Oathkeeper' as seen in the show, I think.
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>>6443848
>>6443851
And my ideas for a name are:

>Doomtalon
>Doomroar
>Goldclaw
>Doom's Dowry
>Doom's Debt
>Death's Debt

With a particular fondness for Doomtalon, but Doom's Debt is probably the runner up.
The name should reference its provenance since the iconography is likely going to cleave to Lannister sensibilities.
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>>6443852
Doom's Claw?
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>>6443861
Lacks a ring, and if you make it Doomclaw (like Goldclaw), I have to say it feels a bit derivative of Longclaw. Doomtalon has a real snap imo.
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>>6443863
I might have to argue against doom talon since talons are mostly an avian thing,

I do like the doom or gold being included in the name, but there could also be references to other stuff. Perhaps Jason saving his uncles honor or something.
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>>6443852
Some more suggestions for you:

>Pride
>Doom-Singer
>Weregild
>Ashenfang
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>>6443872
My vote is still going to be for a name like Darkroar or Blackroar, as a triple reference.
1. Our friendship with the Blackfyres/Blackscales
2. The fact that we acquired it during our quest for Brightroar, signifying this new blade as the inheritor of that legacy
3. Dark/Black is a gloomy word that emphasizes it's origins of being acquired from The Doom.

I also think it just sounds cool.
In terms of how it looks?
A slightly more spooky version of Brightroar, I guess.
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>>6443872
>>6443873
Doomfang could work?
I wasn't aware talons were bird-exclusive, I feel I've seen it used synonymously with claws before. The 'talon clan' from Gargoyles was basically all mammalian and with some reptiles, right? Though I think I remember feathered wings... Anyways, anyways, I am now gravitating more towards Doom's Debt to commemorate our escape.
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>>6443875
Honestly I like Blackroar or dark roar, you gave some pretty cool reasoning for it.

I could see the blade being gilded gold but a deep black in most other ways, with a crimson edge perhaps. A bit edgy but very cool
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>>6443879
I think the functional difference between claws and talons is that claws are retractable and talons are not. Which effectively makes talons more like pointy hooves than claws. That's why the Pegasus has wings, because birds and horses are essentially the same animal.
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>>6443852
Dooms dowery is sick
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Is this even our sword, or is it just Jaime's future sword?
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>>6443986
it's the Houses Sword. So.

Yes?
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>>6443988
If Jaime has it, it's not the House's sword, it's basically just Cersei's sword. It'll be weird if everyone else has an valyrian steel weapon but not us, the actual future leader of House Lannister.
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>>6443986
>>6443988
>>6443991
Tbh, I do think this is first and foremost Jason's sword, and then, eventually, it will turn into the Lannister sword. Brightroar is still out there and it can be found, but this one is one we reforged and got from our own expedition. If we don't find Brightroar in our lifetime, then our sword will be the new House Lannister VS sword.

Maybe we should look out for a way to enchant it after the red comet btw
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>>6443991
I see the confusion.

I honestly don't know. But if we want it to be fueled by legitimacy >>6443997 is the plan to follow
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>>6443991
>where's your special sword, little man?
>Right behind that trebuchet flinging hundreds of kilograms of instant death at your army and castle.
The fuck are they gonna do, parry the boulder? Lol. Lmao even.

>>6443997
>not enchanting every single scale of our fancy cloak like royce does with his bronze runic armor
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What if we were a little shit and named it Jason's sword or something, just fuck over our dad by naming it after ourselves and not a cool ass name
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Volantis was an old city, with old walls, old names, and old blood. It stood before the doom, and held within it the legacy of the Valyrian freehold with families that traced their lineage to that once immaculate empire. Yet they were vaunted by virtue of being survivors, by having been far from the doom and surviving since. What artifacts they had were the ones they managed to guard zealously, from each other and the world that would descend on them should they falter.

Survival was the source of their renown, so they could see what was born the day the Lost Lion of Lannister returned finally from his expedition. He arrived months after his remaining crew, thought to be a victim of the doom alongside his wife. He had gained fame enough for leading a successful expedition at all, even if it cost him his life. They had returned with artifacts, jewels, weapons, never before seen things and knowledge of the most hostile place on the planet. They were heroes to the common people, but the Latterborn were tragic heroes and a testament to the survival of the old houses.

Then he returned, Jason Lannister returned under escort by his dwarf brother, accompanied by his Reaver wife, escorted by a knight in black and crimson armor, and bearing with them strange people and stories they only partially shared.

He returned and ensured that all in Volantis would know it, renting a herd of elephants to pull him and his wife along and taking up the main road, to which he was welcomed as a hero. His splendor, his bravery, his humble smile, but most of all his survival led the enslaved, the common, and the noble people of Volantis to look upon this foreign lord with the admiration they had longed to give to one of their own for centuries. Many bristled that it was not a Volantine who had done it, but conquering the Doom and living to tell the tale was too great an achievement to hold against its holder.

Many wanted to call upon the Leader of the Latterborn, many wanted to deal with the Latterborn, many wanted a chance to find advantage over these young men and women who had so brazenly achieved immortality within their city without including any of them, despite all having laughed at the idea mere months ago.

But all came second, to a man who came with a small fleet of ships unseen for many decades in the free cities. A man who wore full plate whilst on a boat, a man whose soul was Iron, whose breath was salt, and whose visage was that of Reaver of Legend.

Victarion Greyjoy.

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>>6444024
Victarion stood upon the Volantine dock, his eyes having long picked apart the defenses and defensive forces of the ancient city and considering the place for a possible future raid should he ever have the forces necessary to raze it to the ground. The amount of that could be taken as thralls was staggering, and he could not deny that the look of the pale Volantine or the shaded skin of the various slaves were fetching. He closed his eyes, smiling to himself as he remembered his own wife, his third but by far his favorite waiting for him back home. She was a woman he had taken from the eastern fringe of the step stones, a pirate who was a mix of Braavosi and northerner and now his salt wife. She was tending to his affairs back home, possessing the will to do so that had led his men to respect her, her experience as a pirate serving well with the reavers she was surrounded with.

He let out an angry growl, though his smile was warm as he remembered how she had talked circles around him and found ways to hide insults within her warm whispers while they shared a bed. It was only her laughter that he could tolerate, even when it was directed at him.

He was in the midst of remembering her voice in the midst of a ribald song when one of his men called out “There she is!”. He opened his eyes, and stared out to see the face of someone he had not seen in years.

She was strong, she had never abandoned her pride or drive that her father had been so proud of. Asha walked as if she had already conquered and burned this city with her own hand, and she did so bespoke with two Valyrian blades at her hip, scaled mail of Valyrian steel, and a stare that was as cold and black as the sea in a storm. The Greenlanders had not ruined her, Victarion could tell, which made him proud.

However, the way she walked with her Greenlander husband caught his eye. There was no dominance or forced hierarchy that he could discern, neither side seemed to hold the chain of the other. While he was happy that his niece hadn’t become some greenlander sow, the fact that she had not curtailed or beaten him into subservience was a bad sign. Stepping forward, Victorion smiled and without missing a bit, sent a half strength punch out at his niece. She easily side stepped it into his guard, and landed a blow to his chin. He fumed and almost reached out to grab her, only for her to raise the knife he had kept at his belt to his neck.
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>>6444026
Both Reavers held their gaze, then Victarion let out a warm guffaw “There she is, not a bit of rust on that killing edge.” he said, heavily patting Asha’s shoulder, making her have to hold herself against his friendly blows as she smiled back. “It’s just as Balon heard, his daughter holds all of the fierceness a kraken should.” he said, glancing up to see Jason, and reevaluating his initial opinion.

Behind the greenlander stood a large, powerfully built man with burns across his face, the eyes of a man who held no reservation in killing and held no fear in him of Victarion. There was also a nearly equally large man in full plate that covered his entire body, it appearing to be black and crimson Valyrian steel or at least the spear in his hands was. Alongside him was a young Greenlander who had a hammer that looked like a rainbow and a shield of Valyrian steel, along with a Summerislander man who wore very little armor but whose powerful arms made Victarion know that his bow was a deadly and practiced weapon.

However, this retinue said the Greenlander boy was influential, possibly having convinced them or paid for their presence. No, what had truly caused Victarion to pause was that he had seen this Lannister Lion ready himself to fight, readying his hand to pull free his blade to fight alongside his wife before he recognized the truth of the situation. And most of all, this small and graceful greenlander looked at Victarion without any fear. It was not arrogance, it was not foolish pride, it was the kind of stare only someone who had faced battle and killed and come out harder could have had.

“So, this is the son of that Old Lion? Rather puny cub isn’t he,” Victarion said, watching as Asha grew annoyed at his barbs at her husband but not standing to defend him. Victarion stepped forward, noticing the Lannister made a motion to keep his men from interfering “So boy, you got a strange look in your eye, looking at me like you’re not afraid. You think you’re skilled enough to take me on then?”

The young Greenlanders stood there, his shoulders draped in a cloak of Valyrian scales lined with pale white fur, his hand resting on a lion head pommel of his likely Valyrian steel sword. His green eyes met Victarion’s dark ones, and he gave a friendly smile, not an arrogant one like the famed reaver had expected. “Probably not, but I have two reasons not to fear you.”

“Oh, what are they? Expect me to respect our ties and not strike at you as if you are my kin?”

“No,” the small Greenlander said, meeting Victarion’s gaze “It’s because I have already seen and experienced death, and do not fear it.” He said, Victarion looking to Asha and seeing her nod, a suspicion confirmed.

“Oh?”
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>>6444027
“Yes, and secondly, I do not fear you because you are not death.” He said, his body readying for whatever Victarion might try “Because you are just a man, like me. I have seen worse things than men.”

There was a tense silence that grew between them both, Victarion gauging whether he had been insulted or not and the small Greenlander named Jason waiting for violence. The silence stretched on until Victarion crossed his arms, looking down at the young man, and watched the Greenlander suddenly give a glowing smile “Ah but enough introductions, you are my good uncle and yet you look thirsty!” He said with a smile, a few servants stepped forward and placed kegs down on the dock “For your crew, some drinks to sate their thirst, and I invite you to our Manse. We have drinks and food to fill up on before we return to Westeros.”

Victarion watched as the Greenlander turned and began to walk off, his men already breaking open the cask and eating bread and pork offered by the Greenlanders servants. He looked to his niece, seeing a wistful smile on her face as she watched her husband walk off "Does he think to buy me with food and wine? That he can just throw gold at me and think that will earn his spot in our family?”

Asha let out a laugh, one definitely at Victarion’s expense that made his anger grow “No uncle, he seeks to give you drink, food, and hospitality. Jason has no schemes in his head, and has the guile of a dog, he just wants to make sure you enjoy your time under his roof before we all head out.”

Victarion didn’t believe Asha, but chose to sit on his suspicions for now. “…Did you tell him to say those things? Does he understand what they mean?”

Asha’s smile shifted, showing Victarion a hunger and confidence that proved she was daughter to the Kraken King “No, and they’re true. In the eyes of the drowned god, he was worthy. We are married under his gods, but he was claimed under ours on my ship, on my bed.” She said, her stance shifting to show how much she believed this claim “And we drowned in the waters of the Doom, waters that boiled and burned, that were infested with cursed parasites and krakens devoured by undying agonies. And we awoke unharmed. I saw the face of the Drowned god in that hell, and now I know his magic is real uncle.” She said, meeting Victarion’s eyes and showing him eyes only those that knew the truth of the world could.

“So you claim him as your Salt husband?”

“No,” she said, walking after her husband and not looking back as she spoke “He is my Rock Husband, by all the blessings of the Drowned god on my marriage.”

Victarion raised his brow, and felt growing irritation at the brazen way his niece had just defied the ways he and her father held dear. However, he looked at how she walked, confident and covered in all she had taken from the doom, what she had taken for the iron price.
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>>6444029


The Latterborn spent two weeks after the return of Jason and Asha to rest, to party, to revel, and to prepare themselves for the final step of their Journey: The return as legends to Westeros.

Dara and his summer Island followers chose to stay with the Latterborn, with Dara choosing to travel with Jason to Westeros for a time to see the land said to be so brutal by his homeland, his followers staying with Tyrion to find combat as Latterborn sell swords.

Sarella and Humfrey wished to stay together and be married, the ordeals of the doom having wiped clean the betrayal and left only trust and love for one another. She was without an arm now, yet she seemed to dote on Humfrey despite his desire to do the same for her.

Tyrion had cried his tears of joy to see you return, and ensured the celebration was as grand as he could make it, as it was also your going away party as he planned to honor his oath to remain in Volantis and cultivate the Latterborn’s businesses, with trade routes through the demon road as well as an arm dedicated to mercenary work already being seeded and prepared, funded by Tyrion's growing investments and the excess loot from the expedition.

The journey back was now the talk of the Latterborn Leadership. That had to decide just what they planned to do. Stopping first at Kingslanding for a time was a given, but what would the middle and end point of the journey be?

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>>6444030
>From Kingslanding, the Latterborn would split as the ships would sail back to Lannisport in order to secure the loot while the Jason and his main entourage performed a progress from Kings landing to the march through the crownlands, north to the river lands in order to revel with the riverlanders, down south to enjoy spring beauty of the reach and include the wedding of Sarella and Humfrey in the starry Sept into the legend, before finally returning to Lannisport and the Rock. Maximum fame milking, pushing it to be seen as arrogant by some but not unexpected for a Lannister, and taking a full year to make it back to Lannisport.

>From Kingslanding, sail down to Dorn and Sunspear to put your backing behind Humfrey as he braves asking Oberyn Martell for his blessing to Marry Sarella, and have them marry under the the Dornish sun before heading north to Oldtown to drop them off before heading back to Lannisport. Basic Fame Milking, and focusing on forging bonds with Dorne by helping Sarella and Humfrey. Takes 3 months to return to Lannisport.

>From Kingslanding, sail straight back to Old Town to have a basic ceremony quickly for Sarella and Humfrey, then prepare by gathering knights from the reach and the knights who remember Jason Lannister’s generosity, and as a sizable force to show the might commanded by Asha and her Husband, return to the Iron Islands against the wishes of Tywin and the crown as Asha makes her move against her father. Does not return to Lannisport, instead shifting into Iron island power play. WIll likely have to try and convince Robert to allow this while in kingslanding.

>Other?

Also while we're here, let's vote on some names for Jason's kickass new Valyrian steel sword.

>Blackroar
>Dark Roar
>Doom's Dowry
>Fourthborn
>Pride
>Ashenfang
>Other?
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>>6444032
>From Kings Landing, Turn this into a power play for the iron islands.

>Dooms Dowery

Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOO
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>>6444024
>>6444026
>>6444027

Reading this made me grin like an idot. Good shit, worth the wait. Now if only george could pick up the slack

Also, sup Vicky V?

>>6444032

>>From Kingslanding, the Latterborn would split as the ships would sail back to Lannisport in order to secure the loot while the Jason and his main entourage performed a progress from Kings landing to the march through the crownlands, north to the river lands in order to revel with the riverlanders, down south to enjoy spring beauty of the reach and include the wedding of Sarella and Humfrey in the starry Sept into the legend, before finally returning to Lannisport and the Rock. Maximum fame milking, pushing it to be seen as arrogant by some but not unexpected for a Lannister, and taking a full year to make it back to Lannisport.

>Doom's Dowry

Lets enjoy being out of hell for awhile and not immediately coup balon
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Anons, "Doom's Dowery" sounds fucking stupid, try actually saying it out loud a few times.
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>>6444032
>Iron Islands Power Play
She better be training with Sandor, Valenor, and Dara every single chance she gets to fold in their different styles. I do think Valenor puts us over the edge in terms of having a core group that could cut through dozens of enemies, now.
>Doom's Dowry
Originality is important
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>>6444041
Maybe you don't know how to pronounce the word dowry?
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>>6444043
It is pronounced "Dowry"

It sounds fucking stupid, dude
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>>6444032
>Other?
>Travel from Volantis to Sunspear to oversee Humfrey and Sarella's wedding in Dorne. Afterwards, travel north and stop at Dragonstone for a quick adventure while looking into books & lore regarding draconic eggs, and possibly visit the Dragonmont. Afterwards, travel to Kings landing to personally tell Robert our tales and meet our nieces. From there, travel north towards Crossroads Inn, visiting Harrenhall as part of our investigation into magical fuckery tales in Westeros and their legitimacy. From Crossroads Inn, travel westwards through Sarsfield back towards Lannisport & Casterly Rock.


A secondary objective which can be voted on separately:
>While traveling through Dorne, The Crownlands and The Riverlands, form a small caravan with as many different exemplars of books from around the country as possible. Buying from small town markets, to the personal collection of the lords of the cities we are visiting as well as copies their Maesters are willing to part with.

This way, Jason can both get some book learning done, as well as possibly help start a new place(or places, depending on if the University idea takes off) of learning in Lannisport. And who knows? Maybe Jason could find some rare tomes on the way, ones relating to magic.


Also on the swords name, i am voting
>Blackroar
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>>6444032
>Other?
>Take the same route we used to go to Valyria, support Humfrey for the marriage, crash at Kings Landing for Bobby's party and then make a feint and go back to the Iron Isles, to support Asha and flex the loot.

>Baleful Pride

I'm just making up a name because I don't get the ring for Doom's Dowry, not that convinced desu.
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>>6444041
I did. It sounds fine. Doooooms Dow-ery

And it's a good name for it's tale too.
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>>6444048
Of course for this vote, I want to clarify it is not meant to end here. Rather, this is just to allow for a more calm period in Asha and Jason's life where their legend can spread and they can relax while planning for the future. Tywin doesn't need more provocation than necessary, and with a bit of time on our hands it would allow for Asha and Jason's first kid, while Jason helps Asha put to paper the reforms she wants to make, and the possible building projects which could help the Islanders become more stable economically and thus need less of a "give me your shit" mentality as they are better integrated into the Westerlands.

Then in a year or two, Jason and Asha could try to take the Iron Iselands like in option 3 but with more planning. Like, maybe a new capital ship could be made for Asha out of black Ironwood with golden bronze reinforcements (and highlights) throughout the ship with a bronze front made to look like a Kraken, designed specifically to ram enemy ships. (which is actually pretty economical since Bronze can just be beaten back into shape or be recast)
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>>6444047
>Four posts
>All complaining about the sword
Ok man, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, but maybe instead of having a little conniption you could just, idunno, vote in the quest for a different name you like? Come up with your own? I don't care for blackroar, for example, I don't know if I like creating an emphasis on our alliance with the Blackfyres and would prefer something that isn't derivative of Brightroar. But I am not bitching and moaning about it repeatedly. I can appreciate that it has a fine ring and rhythm to it. It's also just the name of an object and it probably won't come up terribly often. It's possible to disagree without making it everyone else's problem, and you aren't presenting a particularly compelling case for not selecting Doom's Dowry. Have a nap or a smoke or something, put down an actual vote, stop being such a whiny little nuisance, please.
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>>6444075
Are we gonna run out of internet any soon? Why is it so horrible that I point out "Doom dowry" sounds stupid?
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>>6444076
It isn't horrible, just kind of pathetic behavior for an adult that is ostensibly here to participate in a collaborative game with others. You have made your opinion on the matter clear.

Why is it so horrible for you to actually cast a vote instead of screech and whine about your disatisfaction with other people's choices? It hasn't even won the vote yet, and you're complaining incessantly that other anons seem to be gravitating towards it.
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>>6444079
I will vote for whichever option is closest to beating it, since none of the other reccomended names sound as dumb
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>>6444082
Yes, you lack creativity AND patience, and instead of simply waiting for the opportunity to potentially out-vote the idea, you needed to make it clear with several posts just how much you dislike the option. Makes perfect sense. Sad little man.
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>>6444084
What's sad is how hurt you are by the fact that someone doesn't like your suggestion.
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>>6444032
>Blackroar

>From Kingslanding, sail down to Dorn and Sunspear to put your backing behind Humfrey as he braves asking Oberyn Martell for his blessing to Marry Sarella, and have them marry under the the Dornish sun before heading north to Oldtown to drop them off before heading back to Lannisport. Basic Fame Milking, and focusing on forging bonds with Dorne by helping Sarella and Humfrey. Takes 3 months to return to Lannisport.

This is the plan until we talk to Robert. I want to go for the Iron Islands power play and get that ball rolling as early as possible, but we need to see what the King and Jon Arryn think about it. Maybe Asha could explain some of her long-term plans and ask about advice?
We also DEFINITELY want to try and build up a decent relationship with the Martell's if Sarella is going to become a spymaster for us. I trust her, but if her family still completely hates our guts then they might deceive and trick her in order to strike the Lannisters. Plus it'll also be an opportunity for Jason to personally give Oberyn some of the VS throwing spears; have gave us wooden ones and we always pay our debts + friendly gift + we can whisper "make Gregor pay" upon handing it to him.
Also, while in Oldtown, we can visit Malora/Leyton/Marwyn. I'd like to show them the book, but if anons are against that, we can still tell them about what we saw. They'd be fascinated by the ritual with the dragon lord ghost, the Hurdy Gurdy, and the journal of the ancient Lannister expedition. Maybe we could even ask them to examine or identify the egg.
Separately, I'd like Jason to visit the Starry Sept and pray. After having seen a literal demon, and the fate of all those tortured ash wights? He probably has some trauma, and would now take his faith much more seriously.

So in recap, plan on the Dorne route, but potentially pivot to the Iron Islands route depending on what Bobby B says.
Cersei will be against it, since she doesn't want her hated little brother to accrue more power, but that might make Robert want to approve of our plan even more just to spite her lol
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>>6444048
Hmmm, interesting Write-In option.
Just go full magicmaxxing.
The only reason I'd not vote for this is because... isn't Oldtown THE best place for Jason to study the higher mysteries?
You'd get a lot more done in a shorter amount of time. The quick visit to Dragonstone makes sense since it is so close to King's Landing, but Harrenhal and everything else seems inefficient compared to just studying for a second VS Link with the Maesters.
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>>6444091
Nah it really is just your etiquette. Endlessly frustrating when anons complain and grumble instead of playing the game. Like I said, it's a make believe sword that won't be referenced often in all likeliness. I only hope Doom's Dowry wins now out of spite for you, because you are a thin-skinned little goober and it will probably make you throw another tantrum.
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>From Kingslanding, sail down to Dorn and Sunspear to put your backing behind Humfrey as he braves asking Oberyn Martell for his blessing to Marry Sarella, and have them marry under the the Dornish sun before heading north to Oldtown to drop them off before heading back to Lannisport. Basic Fame Milking, and focusing on forging bonds with Dorne by helping Sarella and Humfrey. Takes 3 months to return to Lannisport.
>Doom's Dowry

Let's build up s base first then go on a coup after
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>>6444032
>From Kingslanding, the Latterborn would split as the ships would sail back to Lannisport in order to secure the loot while the Jason and his main entourage performed a progress from Kings landing to the march through the crownlands, north to the river lands in order to revel with the riverlanders, down south to enjoy spring beauty of the reach and include the wedding of Sarella and Humfrey in the starry Sept into the legend, before finally returning to Lannisport and the Rock. Maximum fame milking, pushing it to be seen as arrogant by some but not unexpected for a Lannister, and taking a full year to make it back to Lannisport.

Oh I didn't think Dara would stick around. As tempted as I am to go for blitzing the Iron Islands I want to do some sightseeing damn it and we have business in the riverlands for that big project and I think Asha needs time to rally more Ironborn to her banner. Also I didn't expect Jason to have made such an impression on the Reach Knights. Didn't think his project there was that huge but it did massively benefit the gentry and smallfolk so quite a few knights must have gotten landed thanks to that.

Wait instead of returning to Lannisport can we go to the Iron Islands instead? A full year of traveling and rallying should work right? Although I do really want those Lannister fleets and bannermen...Jason is a very popular in the Westerlands too after all. Could rally quite a few knights and men at arms there. Not to mention pretty sure Asha needs time to plan and rally support. Unless there is something i'm missing about the Iron Island option.

>Doom's Dowry
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>>6444110
>>6444109
>Let's build up s base first then go on a coup after
That's sort of what I was thinking, but I wonder if it's possible to go to Pyke simply to visit and get a feel of the situation.
Asha gets to be celebrated as a hero and milk the fame/prestige, but secretly she's also eyeing up which families might support her reformist ideas.

Leave for a little while as she further builds up power with Jason, and once she's ready, THEN attempt her power grab.
In preparation for the attempt, maybe even "borrow" Theon for a year to further cement her legitimacy, showing that she was able to "rescue" her little brother, and correct the disgrace of his kidnapping. If Robert doesn't like that his insurance policy is leaving Winterfel, Asha could agree to leave her baby in King's Landing under his watch (and protected by Jaime) until Theon gets returned to Ned after a year or so.
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>>6444042
>>6444110
I would change my vote here to be a year of strutting and aura-farming and cap that off with an Iron coup. I know it'll drive Tywin insane but he had like twenty years to torment us, this is kind of the price he has to pay imo!
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>>6444116
I think my only big disagreement is that I will *not* support any situation that puts our child/children into Tywin's custody. Either have the Hightowers watch over them for a spell, or better yet, Volantis or Mantarys. Ideally we will get into a situation where the baby is with us and can be guarded by uncle Valenor.
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>>6444099
My reasoning, is that Jason already had a period of researching at Oldtown, and has probably already exhausted most of the literature on the magic available to those which are not Maesters themselves. As an organization, the Masters keep most of their ticks up their own selves after all, and honestly I imagine trying to pry anything of real value out of their hands to be an arduous task at the best of times. The fact Jason was allowed to go so far as to actually get a link of VS as someone not a Maester in training already boggles my mind.

The visit to Harrenhall relates to the tales of ghosts at the location, and possible connections to the Weirwoods at God's Eye and the Green men protecting it them. After all, ghosts know a lot of the past, and potentially even talk with one another. Maybe one could get a better understanding of the afterlife and the value of death in regards to the gods by speaking to the spirits? The Maesters seem to have a very bad grasp on the spiritual value, and lore regarding Green magic.

I would agree to go back to Oldtown at some point to try and find out more. With some more hands on experience, It will probably be easier as well to discern what sources are telling the truth and which ones are pure BS. After all, some Maesters just circlejerk and assume possible senarios based on what another Maester (who was totally unbiased, trust) said in a parchment halfway rotted through at the time of rediscovery.
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>>6444121
Would it be Tywin's custody? I thought we'd be leaving the baby with the crown (Robert/Jon Arryn/etc), and under Jaime's watch. I trust Jaime.
Besides, if it's a literal infant, what could Tywin even do? He can't leverage threaten his own grandheir, and he won't be tyrannizing them to study since it's a newborn who can't learn.

>>6444122
Hmm, okay yeah that makes sense.
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>>6444127
>what could Tywin even do?
Famous last words for many people stronger and smarter than Jason. I can imagine him using the kid to bargain with another family or even just hold the kid hostage to compel our submission. I just don't trust the guy at all.
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>>6444127
>Baby in KL
Bro, our bitch of a sister is going to either poison the baby or cripple them with some weird addictive medicine that Pycelle will give her, come on.
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>>6444140
Right, she won't be satisfied with Joffrey on the throne, she will want Tommen ruling the Rock, too. Our allegiance to Tyrion makes us a non-person to her, and her envy of our opportunity to be the heir she thinks she deserves to be just adds up to us being the kind of person she brutally betrays at every juncture.
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I wonder if we should try to impress or befriend Uncle Victarion, and if so, how?
Discussing our construction ideas is a possible start. Fortifications for Pyke, the big canal, etc. The opposite being siege ideas on juicy locations in Essos. Stuff that would equate to prosperity for the Iron Islands.
Alternatively, Jason could show interest in the religion of The Drowned God. Having seen proof of his existence and being directly saved thanks to his miracle, it'd make sense that Jason would take a sudden interest along with having a newfound respect/gratitude towards the diety of the Ironborn.
Or should we not bother, and just keep our distance to play it safe?

>>6444140
>>6444144
Hmmm, I trust Jaime's loyalty, but yeah, I might be overestimating his capabilities.
Pycelle is loyal to Tywin, who wouldn't want the baby harmed, so I don't think he'd assist Cersei in her schemes
But that still leaves people like Varys and Littlefinger, who are way too dangerous.

Okay, good point. Fair enough. KL is a bad idea, but the premise still sort of stands; we can leave the baby with someone trustworthy as an insurance for Robert in case he feels hesitant.

>>6444135
I don't trust him either. I just think that his desire for the family's success would stop him from doing anything too crazy.
We still want the baby to be raised at Casterly Rock; it's the safest place in the whole world for a Lannister.
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>>6444167
>I wonder if we should try to impress or befriend Uncle Victarion, and if so, how?
We're off to a good start, but we can only have a productive relationship with him by cultivating more strength over time, I think. I'd be interested to pick his brain about naval warfare and fighting on a ship, as he is one of the all time experts, but wouldn't bother boring him with high-brow talk about architecture, or try to flex by talking up our exploits.
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>>6444135
>leave the kiddo with Oberyn in dorne instead
>any time someone suggests fucking with the kid he hits em with the "don't act dumb" and everyone is baffled that oberyn of all people is advising caution and inaction
Honestly the only people I truly, truly trust to watch the kid(s) that isn't us and Asha or Tyrion and Tysha would probably be the Starks. Because as much as they hate Lannisters and look down on pretty much everyone who isn't a northman they take their shit seriously when they swear oaths.

>>6444167
>I wonder if we should try to impress or befriend Uncle Victarion, and if so, how?
On a personal level, not much probably. He's a lunkhead who really like violence. He only really respects good fighters. Talking about easy ways to make money or feed people would bore him or insult him even if you try to frame it as "Think about how much more shit you could steal if all your men were well fed and had bigger muscles because of it!" he'd kind of just not 'get' it. The way to schmooze him is probably to ask him about his exploits and talk about boats.

>I might be overestimating his capabilities.
Jaime is a LOT sharper than people give him credit for, he just is eternally moping until he gets his knightly mojo back. He needs a puff of that Hopium blunt. But yeah he would get it pulled over him by Cersei cause she ruins him and he finds it easy and comfortable and familiar to let her. If she wasn't dragging him down he'd probably be able to notice more shit from the other movers in the dark.
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>>6444181
The gods made jaime to good of a fighter and knight so they had to weigh his down with a twin.

Also i'm feeling like votes have settled, but i'm tempted to wait a bit more. how is everyone feeling?
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>>6444032
>From Kingslanding, sail straight back to Old Town to have a basic ceremony quickly for Sarella and Humfrey, then prepare by gathering knights from the reach and the knights who remember Jason Lannister’s generosity, and as a sizable force to show the might commanded by Asha and her Husband, return to the Iron Islands against the wishes of Tywin and the crown as Asha makes her move against her father. Does not return to Lannisport, instead shifting into Iron island power play. WIll likely have to try and convince Robert to allow this while in kingslanding.
>Blackroar
Here's my opinion, if Asha is pregnant, I don't want Tywin to take the kid, and I don't want Cersei to poison it. Get the fuck off to the Iron Islands so we can have our own power.

We should probably hand over some of the valyrian steel to Tywin, though. Jaime would make the best use of it.
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>>6444032
>From Kingslanding, sail down to Dorn and Sunspear to put your backing behind Humfrey as he braves asking Oberyn Martell for his blessing to Marry Sarella, and have them marry under the the Dornish sun before heading north to Oldtown to drop them off before heading back to Lannisport. Basic Fame Milking, and focusing on forging bonds with Dorne by helping Sarella and Humfrey. Takes 3 months to return to Lannisport.

>Blackroar
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Lann the clever will be so fucking proud from the afterlife if Gerion manages to marry into the Blackscales and have a chance to inherit both a city-state and their armory. Dude is rolling in his grave, but from laughter.

>>6442989
>Euron CANNOT compete with that kinda pull and influence. What makes him dangerous is his magic however, he approaches magic like a reaver. Something you can loot and steal, no problem. Magic doesn't work like that and he is also a heretic.
Again though, you're going off of how Euron is in canon. As a consequence of our actions, what if he actually is successful this time in going to Valyria and comes back with something terrifying?
Maybe he finds a magic book, relic, artifact, etc.
Or worse, what if he strikes a deal with the Faceless Demon? A supernatural monster who already has plenty of reason to hate Jason since he escaped from it's clutches.
If Euron sets it free or strikes a warlock bargain with it, then he immediately becomes a walking nightmare.

>>6442514
Hey you don't have to completely let go of that dream of a heist; you never know if one of Jason's kids might develop a talent for sneakiness and thievery.

>>6444187
>We should probably hand over some of the valyrian steel to Tywin, though. Jaime would make the best use of it.
For now, yes I agree with this. Eventually we might want the sword back if our oldest son is a good fighter, but Jaime can have it until then. Jason can learn to fight with the swordspear glaive. The extra range might help him compensate for inadequate skill.

>>6444184
HYPED
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Lets not forget to get Asha her own pet Kraken. Jason has his pet Lion; it's only fair we make sure she gets a pet Kraken to raise.
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>>6444230
I doubt krakens make good pets or can even be tamed to begin with and Asha doesn't strike me as much of an animal person anyways.
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>>6444032
>>6444048
I was gonna vote "Latterborn split"
But the magicmaxxing CALLS to me!

>>Pride
This name has Aura
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>>6444230
We got that egg from the vault.
Let's just hope we can hatch it in time so it can grow up along side the lion cub and Asha's kids.
Maybe that's what the magic book was for?
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>>6444274
Very nice. That makes it 3 votes if >>6444099 >>6444127 means their vote counts towards my write in.

Is there anyone else interested in joining in on the write-in? This way we might discover something at dragonstone, as well as narratively put weight into stories related to ancient magic in the north, stuff like greenseers and the white walkers. After all Jason is a very pluralistic and beliving man at the moment, but he likely has no real clue about lore regarding the north's magics.
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Power play: 3

Magic Max: 3

Basic fame: 2

Dooms dowry: 4
Blackroar: 4

Looks like a double tie.

I think for the Sword, I wanna vote for Blackroar, as it has a nice ring to it in my ear.

We do need a tie breaker for the process plan though.
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>>6444303
I mean it's not like I despise the magic plan, but if we go to the iron islands we can finally have children with Asha. No offense, but I don't want a single member of our family to be anywhere close to our kids. I guess Tyrion, but he's pretty far from Westeros.

And yes, that includes Jamie, knowing how he is, Cersei would probably find a way to manipulate him into fucking us over.
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>>6444308
That time for children is approaching no matter what plan you choose.
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>>6444308
I don't believe Jaime would fuck with Jason's kids in any way, even if Cersei told him to. Besides, no matter how shitty some of the Lannisters are, the Greyjoys are all worse.
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>>6444314
It doesn't need to be on purpose
>Cersei tells him to bring a gift for her beloved nephew
>Makes it out of fucking lead or something
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>>6444303
I could change my vote to magicmaxx, but before that I want to ask to either you QM or other anons: why not make the powerplay?

Is Jason's kids really in danger with the Greyjoy's that close? Is it muderhoboing their families something they usually do? Because my understanding is that, Asha is already popular or it will be once she sets foot + being the chosen of their God, so that should grant her and her family some immunity, right? Also, on top of that, if we're being escorted by Victarion it means that we won't certainly just go back to the Rock as if it was nothing, surely he will just drag us to the Pyke just as Asha's father commanded Victarion
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>>6444295
Oh, these two >>6444099 >>6444127 are both me. I was on the train while posting. However, I wasn't changing my vote, else I would have used greentext to signify that. My bad.
I was just acknowledging that the plan itself was a lot better than I had originally thought, but ultimately I still think that befriending the Martell's is the higher priority, as explained in my original post here: >>6444093
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>>6444316
Desu I'd argue that the Greyjoys have no reason to want any harm to our kid

In fact, if they were able to have our child raised as one of them; that is, an "Iron Islander", that would mean putting one of their own people in charge of House Lannister.
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>>6444317
Oh so basic fame would be at 3 and tied?
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>>6444303
On the one hand, traveling to Dorne lets us give Oberyn his gift without having to deal with Tywin being a bitch about it, he won't even know. On the other hand, doing the magic tour means we'd get to hang out with Stannis at Dragonstone for a bit. Both are very good friends to have for different reasons.
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>>6444035
I will change my desire for power play into
>Go for basic fame and Dorne allyship

if it will make things faster
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>>6444325
Hmm, bad idea. Tywin's gonna nab our kid as soon as they're born if we have it in Lannisport...
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>>6444320
Yeah I think that Dorne has these two >>6444195 >>6444109 plus myself which was >>6444093
My only caveat is that I'm willing to switch my vote to the Iron Islands power play, but first we need to see what Robert says.

Fame milking has:
>>6444037
>>6444110

Power play for the Iron Islands has:
>>6444035
>>6444187
And >>6444042 who had a few minor suggestions.

>>6444316
I'm fine with making the power play and switching my vote, but it will 100% depend on what Robert says, as I mentioned above.
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>>6444332
I'll be honest, I don't think Asha needs any help with the Iron Islands. She might not even want it if she hasn't asked Jason for help. It could be one of those "I need to do this" things some people get like. I dunno. Sounds like something to ask her, honestly.
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>>6444327
No he isn't, because we're just not going to let him.

>>6444332
regarding power play, see >>6444325
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>>6444327
I think Asha might actually kill him if he tried to.
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>>6444337
>>6444338
Tywin is still Big Boss is Lannisport, and if Asha stabs him that'll just give Cersei a reason to throw us out so she can install Tommen.
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>>6444339
Well you know what.
If we bring our one year old near tywin he will nab em.
If we bring our two year old near tywin he will nab em.
If we bring our ten year old near tywin he will nab em.
If we bring our 30 year old near tywin he will nab em.

Guess we can just exile ourselves from Lannisport yeah?

Or you can recognise that we have the status and the retinue and the skill and the will to defend our progeny and Tywin lacks the motivation to steal a kid who he's already grandfather too.

This is baseless scare mongering, please desist.
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>>6444340
The difference is that if we had the Iron Islands we'd have our own power base. We wouldn't rely entirely on Tywin's Inheritance.

Also, the danger is Tywin trying to take the kid to "raise them right"
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>>6444341
We are the heir to the rock. That is our inheritance as much as Tywins.

Not having the iron islands on tap does not endanger our kids and if anything somewhat improves our legitimacy.

There is less than a percentage of a chance of that being an issue. Because as previously established with exhaustive conversation, Tywin doesn't involve himself unless he must.
And just as another "think about it for half a second fact" children cannot start studying for at least 2 years after birth. Do you suspect He thinks Asha's milk will spoil him and he needs specialised wet nurses or something?
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>>6444347
You are underestimating how much of a petty cunt the Ole Lion can be.
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>>6444347
Gotta agree with other anon, we have defied Tywin to a pretty phenomenal degree, and we know how he responds to that kind of behavior: extraordinary brutality and astonishing torment. Until we KNOW for a fact IC that he won't use our child(ren) to corral our behavior for the foreseeable future, I won't willingly give him half of a chance.
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>>6444355
Well, it's a bit too late for this with people changing to going to Lannisport...lol
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>>6444350
>>6444355
Yeah, to everyone else. Not his own family (except Tyrion).
He let Gerion run off despite thinking it was a foolish idea. He let Uncle Tygett start fights. He let Jason get away with punching his wife, and the only punishment was a harsh scolding. He let Jason disregard the bedding ceremony AND sneak away on the boat for a few days with the only punishment being yet another scolding.
He's a piece of shit, but there are also lines he won't cross (except with Tyrion).

Hell, Tywin has been shockingly lenient towards Jason thus far. As long as we pretend to recognize that and placate him with something like "Okay father. I have been a wild son thus far, but that is behind me now. Not only do I have a child of my own to take care of, but I saw horrible things in Valyria that has made me a man, no longer a foolish boy. I will take things seriously from now on. I still don't agree with the way you rule, but those are difference we can work out over time. Now let's start planning on how to bring the Iron Islands under our control..."
Boom. Tywin problem is solved almost instantly. It won't last, as we'll eventually defy him again, but it'll give us years where he is supportive albeit grumpy.

His greatest fear was that Jason would become a pushover laughing stock like Tytos. This expedition has immensely quelled that fear, and pretending to care about what he thinks should handle the rest.
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>>6444367
I will simply point you to >>6444350 yet again. That's all I really have to say...
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>>6444280
We have to wait until the red comet to hatch the egg. I would like if Asha had her own cool pet.

>>6444338
She would. Plus she admitted to the Martells how badly she wants Tywin dead and they had some kind of discussion.

>>6444341
Tywin didn't give a fuck about his grandkids until he found out far too late how bad a fuck up Joffery turned out to be. Only after that did he decide to intervene. Tywin wasn't interested in interfering until he realized how much of a fuckup his kids were at raising children.

The In Laws are arguably a bigger problem, except for the Harlaws. Balon is a stupid squid even if deep down he realized how badly he fucked up, otherwise, he would never have supported Asha's reforms secretly. Vikarion is a coin flip depending on if he chooses his religion(Asha) or Traditionalism. Euron is gonna be a problem no matter what. Who knows about her drowned priest uncle...

>>6444355
Tywin knows better than to underestimate the madness behind the Mad Lion aka Jason Lannister. He was already known as an eccentric kid until he showed off his insanity and big Valyrian steel balls. Jason succeeded with his expedition and brought back a new heirloom sword for House Lannister. Tywin's biggest problem with Jason was his own daddy issues and their contradictory rulership styles. That he is also gonna be pissed off about how much Valyrian Steel Jason 'gave away' instead of paying them off with gold.

But messing with Jason means messing with the LEGEND he achieved, including his fellow hero companions. Its no longer about controlling his heir but suppressing a Living Legend and first batch of heroes since the Age of Heroes. Tywin isn't stupid enough to do that, especially when messing with one companion is gonna draw the wrath of the other heroes given their bond. Not to mention how everyone else will see it. Than there is the fact that Jason proved he is a suicidally crazy son of a bitch. That is something nobody wants to fuck with.

>>6444367
This. Jason proved he has far too big crazy Valyrian balls to be like Tytos. However, that doesn't change the incompatible leadership styles that grates Tywin to no end.
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>>6444367
>Yeah, to everyone else. Not his own family (except Tyrion).
Kek ok, maybe I was reading a different series from you. Jaime and Cersei are compliant because they know to fear the same torment that Tyrion was put through. Tywin has been lenient because we haven't pushed the envelope. We hit our wife? Not even an infraction, man, he hits our wife too.
>He's a piece of shit, but there are also lines he won't cross (except with Tyrion).
Nah man, he very, very, very famously crosses lines. Castamere. Martell infanticide. Red Wedding. There is a version of that kind of punishment waiting for us if he is sufficiently pissed, and I am not convinced that he won't be. Your speculation that the problem will be 'solved instantly' if we offer an apology is as speculative as my vision of him putting us on house arrest or using our child as a means of controlling our behavior. But the latter at least matches up to everything we know about the character. It isn't a risk I am willing to take.
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>>6444372
>Not even an infraction, man, he hits our wife too.
Maybe we're not so different after all. kek
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Alright so, the votes got a little funky because I misread them initially I think and then someone switched.

If my reading is right we have people wanting to go push for power in the Iron Islands but some of those votes are contingent on what Robert and Jon Arryn have to say.

As for the Tywin thing, he did let Cersei and Robert raise the future of house Lannister despite no doubt hearing bad rumors about the children, only interfering when it was shown that Cersei can’t control them and they are an active detriment to his goals.

But that was also to Cersei, the semi successful child who did her job and got married and had kids.

But keep in mind Tywin is pragmatic most of the time, and the pros and cons of trying to steal Jason’s child might not balance in his favor or house Lannister’s favor.
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>>6444379
With that
>>6444325
switch I think it's in favor 4-3 Dorne to whatever. Or Something. If that one other anon was voting for Dorne before, which I think he said he was.
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>>6444387
Ah so basic fame then?

If so I can start writing for that.
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>>6444387
After all the time anons spent talking about the long awaited world tour, and even more time talking about claiming the Salt Throne ASAP via Asha... This thread continues to surprise me.
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>>6444379
3 iron island
2 max fame
3 other
3 dorne


A couple of votes seem like they want to hear Robert's opinion before switching votes so I would suggest stating what Robert's opinion would be. Pretty much a threeway tie tho. Only firm loser is fame maxing.
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>>6444406
I'm pretty sure three people voted for the Iron Islands bit and two of them changed their votes. People never link back to the vote-call post when changing their votes which makes it take three times as long to actually track the changes. And adding conditionals to votes is also just annoying as shit but that's just a pet peeve of mine.
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>>6444415
One Iron islander vote did change which I included. The others are claiming they want to know what Robert says before changing. Still tied as fuck. With only one confirmed loser.

Yeah I agree. You can at least link your old vote when you change it.
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Alright well then since people want to talk to Robert before commiting to the Iron island power play, then we will be doing Basic Fame and heading to Dorne.

Writing now
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>>6444391
I'm just prioritizing Dorne so that we can get a better relationship with the Martell's. Especially if we want to keep Sarella as a close ally / potential spymaster.

If the other options allowed for helping Humfrey ask Oberyn for permission to marry his daughter, then I would have picked those options instead.
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>>6444892
I'm not complaining, exactly, I mean I'd rather have gone for some Iron Island action but none of these options are particularly detrimental to our long term prospects.
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It was determined that before anything, love stood paramount, as much as that made the likes of the Hound or Asha cringe. You attempted to taunt your wife with your own shared love, but she punched you in the side and left the room with you wheezing and laughing. The preparations began soon after, with you helping Tyrion with the legitimacy of the Latterborn enterprises by feasting and entertaining the nobility, even the standing Tiger triarch found time to indulge in your company. These acts added legitimacy to the Latterborn operations, which were already beginning to grow thanks to Tyrion’s investments quickly gaining speed, with those within the Tiger political party beginning to invest in the promising new company. Tyrion of course used this to his advantage, pitting the Tigers and the Elephants against one another in order for the Latterborn Company to grow more and more.

When the day came for you to finally leave, the Latterborn trade company was already beginning to ship out its first caravans and vessels across Slavers bay, and though it was small now Tyrion had no doubt that his political and mercantile mind would see it grow, especially as they gained fame with the Martial arm of the Latterborn already getting their first contracts within the disputed lands.

“Next time we meet, I shall be a rather wealthy man, or well, a wealthy man in my own right. A Lannister can rarely find himself destitute.” Tyrion said, smiling warmly up to you as he and Tysha stood at the docks to see you and your followers off.

Tysha smiled and handed you a hand made blanket, finely woven with silks and cottons by her trained and well worked hands “Safe travels Mi’l- I mean, Jason,” She said, almost returning to titles but earning your smile when she used your name “I will always be in your debt for what you’ve done for me and my husband, and…I am happy you have been so welcoming and taken me as family.” She said, standing as prim as she could as her cheeks blushed and her eyes misted, a former Crofter’s daughter now the wife of a rising merchant lord, growing wealthier than she could imagine each day thanks to her husband.

You smiled and without hesitation, wrapped your arms around her and hugged her tight, Tysha returning the embrace as you spoke “And I am happy to have you as a Sister now, Tysha Lannister. You saw the good in my brother, and made him happier than I ever thought possible, happy enough for his own wits to be left behind at times. I leave knowing that he will be in good hands, and I promise that once I am Lord of the Rock, you shall have a place of honor in its halls along with my brother should you deign to return.” You said, releasing her from your hug and parting with a kiss to her forehead.
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>>6445539
You then turned to your brother and went to a knee, hugging him tight. “Be careful brother, guard yourself and your happiness well and know that should you ever need help, I will always come.” You said, hearing your brother laugh warmly.

“And you take care of yourself, you won’t have my wit to help you back home…” His voice began to waver, and you could tell he was shedding tears “You will make a great Lord, one who truly deserves that title. Don’t let yourself change, not when you are already what the world needs.” He said, and you felt you heart clench as your own eyes began to mist, and the youngest twins of Tywin Lannister hugged each other tight, before breaking apart to go their separate ways.

You boarded Asha’s new ship, a ship worthy of the Iron fleet and second in size only to the Iron Victory, the ship sailed by her Uncle who stood as the Iron Fleet’s Lord Captain. Created by a famous Shipwright in the Iron Isles, one said to have created the Iron Victory as well, who had placed a Iron ram shaped in the likeness of a Kraken on its bow. It was a massive Reaver’s Longship, a proper vessel for an Iron Islander and a gift from her father as recognition for her great achievement. You had to spend an hour convincing your wife to accept the ship, but she refused any of the crew offered by Victarion, saying she would choose her own crew and not be given anything she has not earned, especially loyalty.

This had earned a smile from Victarion, who wished her good winds and offered you a silent nod acknowledging your existence before taking his leave, boasting that he would have his fun along the shore of the disputed lands and the stepstones before returning home. The Iron Lion was captained by Sarella, its holds filled with Volantine spices, silks and peppers from the Jade sea, and of course casks of the fine vintages of sweet red Volantine wine famous across the world.

Asha’s own ship, dubbed the Black Wind for its black sails, would be sailed by her on its maiden voyage back to the 7 kingdoms, its crew full of Volantine and Westerosi seeking to get back to the 7 kingdoms. While Asha swore to one day get a crew of proper iron born for her ship, she still treated her crew well as long as they performed their duties properly. And so, you returned to the sea, you carving your models and reading your books on the deck of Asha’s new Longship as she sailed.

With a proper Longship under her command, you saw your wife flourish like never before as she squeezed all she could and more from a ship she had been born to sail. She could navigate the waters without fear, she could race across the horizon and back to the Iron Lion without wasting time, and when the Pirates that lurked within the Stepstones tried their luck, their ships were torn in half by a black sailed ship that seemed to appear from nowhere.
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>>6445540
By the time you turned south to the Summer Islands, the Black Wind already filled its stores with stolen loot and plunder fished from the sea and taken as payment to allow the surrendering pirates to keep their lives. Under the escort of the Iron lion, you and your companions came back to a heroes welcome in the Summer Islands, with Dara legend’s surging to new heights and many merchants coming to trade with you.

Your cargo shifted and was exchanged, as you ensured that everything you brought back to the 7 Kingdoms would be that which you could sell for its highest price or would be the most well received as gifts. Foreign birds, vibrant flowers, silks and dyes, your cargo flooded with treasures that could buy out a hundred minor houses and more, a growing legacy of success that would only make your return to Westeros all the grander.

You spent only a few days in the Islands, recovering from the voyage, restocking supplies, and allowing Dara to lay down the ground work that would see many of the exiles and glory seeking warriors of the Summer Islands head straight to Volantis, their Hero Dara claiming that such a Brotherhood was where one could begin their journey to be like himself, though he did it so that he could never again have to deal with hangers on and sycophants that annoyed him.

When you left, you did so with home in sight, and of course a new companion.

Zoso Zhoso, the half reachman half Summer Islander daughter of a maester who had gifted you the rainbow stone hammer, agreed to come with you readily, partly because she was overjoyed to be in the household of a scholarly lord like yourself, and partly to escape retribution for the illegal acquisition rainbow stone and a limited amount of the core ingredient in the priests method of treating it to be immune to water. She did not know how to replicate it, but she promised that given time and with some luck, she could discover how to replicate or imitate it.

“By all the courts and children, how can you not get this? You’re trying so hard!” Zoso said, both of you sharing some drinks on the deck of the Black Wind by candlelight, you having chosen to take watch so as to contribute to the ship's operation. “It’s Dara, not Dara, or Dara, or Dara.”

You slumped back in your chair, rubbing your palms into your eyes in frustration “I am, yet I cannot get your confounding language. I cannot hear the difference in any of those! Do I at least say your name right?”

“Not at all, but mine is a hard one, so just call me Zoe.”

“…Zoe?”

“Yeah that’s right, well done.” Zoe said, you letting out a relieved sigh that you had managed that. She poured some more of the fruity alcohol from the summer islands “Do not worry My lord, we shall have you pronounce it properly eventually.”
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>>6445541
“Thank you Zoe, I cannot stand failing to say the name of one of my trusted companions properly. It feels like disrespect, that I cannot be bothered. I will learn to say your name properly as well, even if it takes pain and blood.” You said with your easy smile, nursing your cup as Zoso stayed silent. You felt something brush down the length of your ankle, making you jump and spill your drink “Seven Hells!”

“S-sorry! I kick my feet when thinking, apologies.” Zoe said, standing up and handing you some rag to help clean up the mess.

“Oh it’s alright, sorry for my over reaction. I must have been lost in my own thoughts, where did yours take you?” You asked, watching as Zoe doesn’t meet your eyes and looks out to the sea.

“…Are you sure about taking me under your employ? I am…My name there will be Zoe Flowers, a bastard, and a woman who makes pretend at being a Maester. I know Westeros is not so open minded, and I do not wish to be a-“

“Zoe, you are brilliant and someone who can understand what majesty lies within stone and mortar, and you have so much to give to the world. Besides, my reputation was not notable before, and despite my fame I’ll no doubt have, I will always be the average last choice. No matter what, you will have your place in my court.” You said, smiling at her, then lifting your glass for a toast “To Zoe Flowers, who will one day be known as one of the greatest minds in the seven kingdoms.”

Zoso Zhoso looked up to you in shock, her tongue still as she held her glass tightly. You waited, patient for a warm acquaintance that may one day be a close friend. Eventually, misty eyed and trembling, she knocked her glass to yours and you both continued to drink and make merry until you were forced to bed by the next shift.

Soon after you came to the eastern coast of Dorne, you first saw the tops of the Spear and Sun towers, then saw the legendary Sandship that once housed the ancient Martell’s seat of power, then came the rest of the city. It was breathtaking, curved buildings the likes you had never seen before save for Hellholt, though more so here. The three great walls of the city cut through layers of the Shadow City that hugged the ancient seat of power. The colors of fabrics and flags strewn across the roof tops and between the alleys., the smell of the foreign spices and smoke slowly growing less and less faint, it was everything he hoped for.

“So Sarella most certainly sent word ahead right?” You asked, seeing the open docks ready for both the Black Wind and the Iron Lion.

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>>6445542
“Looks like it, not surprising. I still don’t trust this,” Asha said, though it was nowhere near as strong of an aversion as it had been the last time you had encountered the Martells. “Be careful, okay? Oberyn may tolerate your existence, but the people of Dorne will only see a Lion, and Doran may not find you as entertaining.” She said, her eyes spotting the Sunspear banners and guards at the docks along with one figure standing tall and another sitting.

“I will be careful, Love, do not worry. Doran Martell will respect Guest right both because of sacred duty, and because should he hurt us, it would mean war with the Westerlands and likely more. If they were that impulsive, they would have done something like that already.” You said, walking up and lifting Asha’s hand to your mouth to kiss “We will be safe, and I’ll be careful.”

Your wife brought her ship in with a blush on her cheeks and a scowl on her face, a satisfied smile on yours as both ships docked. You waited to disembark until Humfrey and Sarella had done so, allowing their homecoming to be the first thing your visit to Sunspear would give. As you walked up, you saw Sarella hug her father tight, with a group of other women and Oberyn all fussing over her and examining her now missing arm. Humfrey stood off to the side, standing straight in the best clothes he could get from Volantis that fit his preferred style. He was sweating.

When you and Asha stepped close, arm in arm, the words died on the lips of the women as their glares leveled on you. They bore a family resemblance and a protective aura, and so you easily deduced that they were the Sandsnakes, the daughters of Oberyn Martell. Each looked at you in an affronted and hostile manner, barely contained hostility and subtle hints of murderous intent evident. Oberyn however gave a smile, and an apologetic shrug that seemed to confuse his daughters, more so when you gave an understanding nod.

Your sight then turned to Doran Martell, and your heart fell as you saw across his lap, atop the blanket that covered his gout ridden legs, was a sword. His eyes met yours with a coldness that fought back the Dornish heat, and you felt that your visit to Dorne may be short lived but ventured forward all the same.

Stepping forward, you bowed low along with Asha, showing due respect to the Prince of Dorne, and to a Lord Paramount to a nation that once rivaled the Targaryens when they held dragons. “Prince Oberyn Nymeros Martell, I am happy to see you have come to see Me and my companions land in your wonderful city, and I apologize that my presence had you trouble yourself to come down personally. You honor me where none is deserved.” You said humbly, showing contrition in having added any amount of suffering to the man’s already taxing condition.
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>>6445543
“Lord Jason Lannister,” Doran said, eyeing you closely as Oberyn stood confidently to the side, the Ruling Prince rubbing his thumb on the blade at his knees “You are the son of a Lord Paramount, of high birth equal to my house, why would you think House Martell would not give you due Honor?” He probed, watching and listening and somehow making you far more afraid for your life than Oberyn had been able to accomplish.

“Because my family deserves none after what was taken from you, the hurt and sorrow we have afflicted. The fact that you allowed me to dock or allowed me near your niece at all is an honor, both to receive from you and by her own presence alone. I apologize for my failure to return her whole, but the Doom nearly claimed us all.” You said, standing up, then motioning to one of the crew.

He brought forth the gifts you wished to give to the Martells. First was the Valyrian Spear, claimed from the flesh of Humfrey, it was presented to Doran Martell “I have brought gifts from my journey, and I hope you accept them.”

“Does the Lion think to pay back the blood debt with trinkets?!” Said one of the women, her anger loud and tinted with a growl like a predator. Doran let out a cutting noise from his mouth, making the girls flinch.

“No, no treasure I bring to you can pay back the tragic murders and ruin of Princess Elia, Prince Aegon, and Princess Rhaenys. These gifts are not for me or my family's sake, they are for the sake of the Kindness shown to me by Prince Doran, the Friendship of Sarella, and to help my friend Humfrey in his hopes.” You said, watching Oberyn lift up the spear and examine its make, his eyes going wide as he saw the fine Valyrian steel throwing spear and felt its weight in his hands “That spear was pulled from Humfrey’s body as he defended us and Sarella from the horrors of the Doom, and he wished it to gifted to you, my prince. He hoped that gifting you a weapon that had already tasted his blood would show his commitment to your daughter.”

“It is also,” Humfrey said, stepping forward and taking a knee as he was a mere fourthborn knight in the presence of Princes “my promise that should I be found to mistreat or betray Sarella’s trust, you may use that spear to finish the job the doom failed to accomplish.”

“Ha, it is rare a man gives me permission to kill him.” Oberyn said, spinning the spear in his hand masterfully.

“I do not lie that I plan to never be at the wrong end of that spear again, but Sarella I love enough to ensure that I never forget that my very life is on the line when it comes to our love.” he said, his voice resolute.

Doran raised a brow, then looked to the blushing Sarella who was already being targeted by the mischievous stares of her sisters who had managed to tear their glares from you.
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>>6445544
What other gifts have you brought?

>The Valyrian silk Dress, a finely crafted relic that is no less fine and beautiful as the dyes and stitching have stood the test of time. A gift of astounding rarity that could be passed down a family, given for Doran to give his daughter.

>Valryian Jewels and trinkets, some containing Valyrian steel in their make, of unseen quality. It is not your entire supply of trinkets, yet one could never find such a gift anywhere else, their worth not as great as a weapon but still great all the same.

>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.

>A bride price equal to that of a royal princess, gold and jewels that would buy out a small house and its lands to pay for the right of both your presence and Humfrey to marry Sarella according to his lower birth in Dornish culture.

>A formal and blood sealed promise to give him both the Mountain and Amory Lorch, to send them both down and ensure that the Martells would be able to exact any and all cruelties upon those men, swearing by the old gods and the new, and to work with him to ensure this promise is carried out sooner rather than later.

>other
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>>6445545
>A bride price equal to that of a royal princess, gold and jewels that would buy out a small house and its lands to pay for the right of both your presence and Humfrey to marry Sarella according to his lower birth in Dornish culture.
Keep It Simple Stupid (^:
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>>6445545
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.

It is always good to bring something personal rather than something valuable when it comes to friendships. Gold and jewels are usually dime a dozen, meanwhile thoughtful gifts lie close to heart and home.
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>>6445545
>A bride price equal to that of a royal princess, gold and jewels that would buy out a small house and its lands to pay for the right of both your presence and Humfrey to marry Sarella according to his lower birth in Dornish culture.
I'd be happy to give them Lorch but Gregor's death is owed to the Hound.
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>>6445545
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne

They can have the mountain later. But it's bad luck to seal a marriage with a death threat.
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>>6445545
>A bride price equal to that of a royal princess, gold and jewels that would buy out a small house and its lands to pay for the right of both your presence and Humfrey to marry Sarella according to his lower birth in Dornish culture.
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>>6445545
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.

The promise to help kill Gregor and Lorch is fine, but that should be something discussed with Oberyn and Doran in private. It'd be more meaningful if Jason actually signed it in front of them. Furthermore, if Jason commits to going through with that route, he should probably discuss an actual plan with the two princes so that it is actually coordinated rather than Jason just blindly fumbling to accomplish it alone.

Also, can I just say that this part was super fucking adorable:
>you saw Sarella hug her father tight, with a group of other women and Oberyn all fussing over her
Her return wasn't some glorious celebration the way that Tywin would want for Jason or Balon for Asha; it was just Sarella's family hugging her, excited to see her again and happy that she's okay. Very cute.
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>>6445573
>something discussed with Oberyn and Doran in private
As much as I'm into it, I don't think we should even discuss it in private just yet. They may have a certain respect for us, but it'd be easy for them to use our duplicity against Tywin - leak the scheme and create a lot of embarrassment and turmoil for the house, maybe knock him down and heir. Even if they both really like us, it's too politically advantageous. I think it oughta stay close to the chest until we have more power.
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I think trying to go after the Mountain at all is a mistake. He's not a threat to us. He's just kind of an evil cunt, but there are a lot of those in Westeros and we can't go after them.

The smart option is to just wait. Either he becomes a zombie as usual, The Hound decides to duel him, or we take over from Tywin and THEN we can get rid of him.
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>>6445603
after them all*
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>>6445545
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.
I don't know much about lore, but this seems more thoughtful.

Also, maybe Sarella's sisters might snap back and say "Do you think you can pay our sister's hand like she's a whore?". This one seems more appropriate as we are third wheeling and supporting the marriage, we're kinda like a wingman. We already left it clear that the spear was for Sarella, and that's the bride price that Humfrey paid. Let's leave it at that before people make rumors or some dumb shit because we just threw money to the Martell
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>A bride price equal to that of a royal princess, gold and jewels that would buy out a small house and its lands to pay for the right of both your presence and Humfrey to marry Sarella according to his lower birth in Dornish culture
As much as ud like to give them the mountain, we promised the hound he can have em
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>>6445629
Fuck right didn't think of that
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.

Probably for the best
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>>6445639
My old vote cant delete it for some reasin
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>>6445545
>>6445550
I'll change my vote to
>>6445629
To back the Rhoynish mementos. This anon (and others) make a good point. Us being a Lannister, throwing gold at the affair may be taken as gauche, but showing an appreciation for their heritage reflects the attentiveness and humility that distinguishes Jason from his family. Besides, she is a bastard and Humfrey is a third? Fourth? Born son, so even if we weren't a Lannister, inflating the ceremony with a lavish dowry might just be rude on its face, like making the shy nerd into the prom queen. Even if our intentions to celebrate them are pure, others might not see it that way.
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>>6445629
The sisters don't really have a rebuke for bride price.
It's quite literally "We know you are more valuable than your husband, here's the equalising share value" the amount is just how highly we regard them.

Of course, this doesn't matter to people trying to find faults.

>>6445603
Clegane is a walking advertisement of Lannister cruelty. That's his job, his purpose and why Tywin keeps him. getting rid of him ASAP is in the interests of the family.

Though, while we can't promise the mountain for torture and torment, we can offer his head. It's still a good means.
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>>6445644
>Clegane is a walking advertisement of Lannister cruelty. That's his job, his purpose and why Tywin keeps him. getting rid of him ASAP is in the interests of the family.
That's all very nice but until Tywin is dead, the Lannisters ARE cruel. Trying to go after someone who poses zero threat to us (for the moment) when we have far, far bigger threats is very silly.

Like, I realize that Jason is kind of a wish fullfilment character who gets to befriend all the cool people and be a nice guy and win, but we're not invincible.
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>>6445644
>We know you are more valuable than your husband
This is ultimately kind of debatable, I think. He may not be from one of the Great Houses, but the Hightowers aren't as far down the totem pole as, say, Mormonts. Likewise, her father may be a Martell, but she is a Sand, and lost an arm. I'm not saying it's right, but under the feudal paradigm of Westeros, it might even be the Martells that would need to sweeten the deal for the Hightowers if things were done to a T. Of course, ultimately they are both on the fringes of mobility and they love one another, so I don't know if either side even expects or wants some kind of significant financial transaction to take place.
>>6445645
>who gets to befriend all the cool people
I am pleased as punch about Tyrion and Sandy, I'll say, and I think Dara and Valenor are fucking awesome bonuses too, but we are missing out on a lot of my favorites, I'll admit. Love the Starks, Brienne, Stannis, Beric, Barristan and BRONN - a lot of them are probably going to be enemies at one point or another, maybe bitterly so, regardless of what we do with Jason. I'd say I ultimately agree that it's too soon to go after Gregor, and way, way, way, way too soon to openly indicate any interest in doing so. Still, with Sarella and Sandor in our circle we are utterly locked in on crossing swords with the guy, eventually.
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>>6445648
>It's debatable
Kinda? But going by the courtly thing.

The Martells are a paramount family, the Hightowers are not, they are vassals of a paramount family. Important vassals, but still vassals.

Further the Martells have special exemption that they can use the title of Prince, due to their concessions when joining the kingdoms, which gives them a notice of respect in purely courtly matters.

Now you are correct, that she is a Sand rather than a true issue which drastically reduces her official standing, but she is an acknowledged bastard and treated by her father as true issue. So the drop in value is only. . . like 20% rather than 90%
The arm. . it's not a genetic issue, and it doesn't make her incapable of taking care of herself, or ugly, so I honestly think that's kinda barely a deduction in value.

Humphrey though is a 4th born. So his value is already pretty low, even coming from a good family. No heir, not even a backup of a backup.
But he IS also a hero of a great adventure and has the backing of a Peer family heir.

If this was done to a T, given their fringe nature, I think the spear already covered most of the matter. An appropriate bride price was probably like. . . a dozen or three thousand gold dragons? or about a herd of good bred horses.

>>6445645
Yeah, we kinda jumped the "don't do a fixit fic" rail a while ago, despite best intentions.
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>>6445648
>Love the Starks, Brienne, Stannis, Beric, Barristan and BRONN - a lot of them are probably going to be enemies at one point or another, maybe bitterly so, regardless of what we do with Jason.
I kinda wanna see that, because it will be SOOOO funny to see the dynamics play out

>"JASON LANNISTER, I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS"
>"Lady Brienne, I know my brother is a pain in the ass and that Ser Stannis used foul magic to kill his brother, your Lord, but I had no play about it! He knew what I thought about Melissandre and her kind, that's why he sent me far to commit that murder. But I don't get why so much hate"
>"I'LL FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE AND EAT YOUR GUTS"

Of course, I'm exaggerating with Brienne, but I feel that Jason's whole personality during the conflict is going to be more like sportsmanship than anything else. Unless of course they try to fuck with him and his family in some fucked up way, that's when things get serious.
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>>6445648
Barristan would probably wind up against us. Just because he's kind of Lawful Stupid and a hypocrite besides.

>>6445652
Poor Brienne. If only she knew Renly talks mad shit about her out of earshot.

>someone endangers the kids
>warcrime simulator turns on
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>>6445657
>"Congratulations! You've been selected for a chance to earn honor and glory facing the Doom! Survive, and you get to keep 1/100th of your treasure :)"
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>>6445652
>>6445657
If Joffrey dismisses Barristan and he does his little routine of sidling up to Dany, I think there'll be compound beef. Even if Jason does something like disown Joffrey (maybe not even an option if Tywin is around), he will still support a devil he knows, like Stannis, rather than a Targaryen he hasn't met. Tyrion doesn't have the trauma(s) that triggers him killing Tywin, so he won't be fleeing to Essos as a fugitive, and the Spider won't be trying to link him up with her, so no direct inroad. Then of course there is our alliance with House Blackfyres. If Gerion actually manages to knock her up (and the mad lad may just try!), we'll might have even brought her line back. Hell, now that she knows about what's going on with the Targs, she might even start sending assassins. Selmy, of course, has his own history with the Blackfyres... Odds are strong we'll have to contend with him.

Starks will be beefing for obvious reasons. Again, even if we distance ourselves from Joffrey, even if Tywin doesn't pull his worst tricks, the part they play in Littlefinger's schemes and the dishonor of it all, the rebellion of it - plus our alliance with the Ironborn, who already may have designs on raiding along the Northern coast - it all just adds up to enmity.

I'm not sure if Robb will catch Jaime, still, and if he does, but we back Stannis, will things still conspire to bring him together with Brienne? I am wondering if it isn't more likely that she stays with the Tyrells rather than ending up with the Starks, and I think the Tyrells will probably still harbor problematic designs on the Iron Throne.

Our inroads with the Greyjoys and the Martells flips some interesting shit on its head, but I think having them as friends might just mean other enemies, too. If they don't move against Lannister interests so aggressively, they will find others to move on, that's just the way of the wheel.
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I really don't see us being anything but enemies with the Starks
>Joffrey does his thang
>Asha will probably want to raid as she did
>rainsofcastamere.mp4
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>>6445662
Why would we back Stannis?
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>>6445669
There has been some talk about it. If we CAN disown Joffrey, and choose to do so, our options are:
>Dany
>Renly
>Stannis
Because Robb just wants to secede, and Balon either won't try his shenanigans because it's inconvenient for Asha, or will have already been replaced by her (ideally).
This is barring the possibility that some other noble like Doran or Ramsay doesn't get big ideas since we have shifted the shape of the playing field.
I think the lack of familiarity and our loyalty to Haenora means Dany is obviously off the map.
Stannis is the one with the legitimate, genuine claim to the throne after Robert dies and the incest comes to light. Renly is not only illegitimate but, despite his relative popularity, not a particularly effective or at all seasoned leader.
So... Stannis is the most tolerable option, I think. Kinda hoping some other interesting prospects show up, though, seeing as Stannis has really compromised some of his better qualities by shacking up with Melisandre.
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>>6445675
Fuck it, West Sea Kingdom independence now!
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>>6445676
Switch over our primary title to "Iron Kingdom" and keep Lannister Lands as our overseas holding. Like the Plantagenet.
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>>6445669
>>6445675
I think it was mentioned earlier, but backing Stannis would be something that could possibly happen depending on Asha and her ambition.
Jason would probably get pulled into siding with Joffery simply because he's family, but Asha might secretly have her own plans and throw a complete curveball.

She will likely find out from Jason that all of Cersei's children are illegitimate. The moment that happens, she will have insider information that no one else will have, namely Stannis.
Stannis doesn't yet know that his daughter is technically the current rightful heir in line to the crown.
Asha could know that before he does, and use that to her advantage in order to have a shot at putting her own children on the Iron Throne; a prospect that would literally make her drool. Forget having the Westerlands and the Iron Islands, she could have a shot at the Seven Kingdoms.

At this point, Stannis doesn't have the Stormlands for his daughter to inherit since Robert gave that to Renly. So her prospects for marriage currently look low since she has greyscale and she would only get to inherit Dragonstone (plus the associated holdings).
If Asha offers a marriage proposal to Stannis for Shireen, then he'd think that she would get to become the Lady of The Westerlands and have her children inherit Casterly Rock. To Stannis, that would look like marrying upwards for his daughter, since he doesn't yet know that she should actually be worth WAY more.
If that agreement goes through, then all Asha has to do is wait until Robert dies. After that, she can orchestrate to have Joffery's illegitimacy be revealed, in which case Asha's children suddenly become the rightful heirs alongside Shireen.

It's a convoluted plan, certainly, but Asha is fucking crazy as well as power hungry enough to maybe try for it.
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>>6445669
Because he's the only guy who outright would get rid of Varys and Littlefinger on principle alone, let alone for the fact they are criminals to boot. How could you not root for him when he's willing and able to face that pit of vipers?
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>>6445645
Yeah I wouldn’t say we’re at fix it fic levels yet, but Jason is getting away with a lot XD I intend to make things more
Difficult soon. The sheer fact that the Doom has been conquered is going to have an affect on the world.
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>>6445675
I don't think Jason would have much reason to turn against his family unless Cercei tries to kill him or something.

Also, don't forget fAegon. You know, an interesting butterfly effect is that since Tyrion is already in Volantis, fAegon likely won't begin his invasion early and will go through with the plan to meet up with Dany.

>>6445683
Even without the incest, Stannis hates the Lannisters and I doubt he has a high opinion of the Greyjoys (or Ironborn in general) either. I doubt he'd be willing to marry Shireen off to Jason and Asha's son. If they have a son.

>>6445692
Replacing Varys and Littlefinger with the likes of Melissandre isn't too much of an improvement imo. Not to mention the fact that he slowly spirals into madness and hypocrisy thanks to Melissandre's influence and his own mounting desperation.
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>>6445696
> I wouldn’t say we’re at fix it fic levels yet,
No offense, but we literally fixed Tyrion's whole ass life with blatant meta knowledge.

Like, I understand that Jason is in a position where he can do a lot, but it's clear people generally use meta knowledge in the votes to steer us into avoiding disasters...you know, like randomly deciding to go after Tyrion to stop the Tysha marriage and keep it secret because we know how it'll end.
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>>6445698
>Melissandre
It might've been mentioned before, but we will either get our own "Melissandre" or the woman herself. Whatever the prophecy is (I don't know the lore), anons have said that she might be rooting for Jason. If that happens, is Stannis going to be corrupted? Or is he going to tap into his autistic righteous rage and go full integrity crusade? My theory is like the same I have with Euron: They'll find something or someone else that'll make them keep the same route like in the books, either making them more powerful or dangerous. Who knows? Maybe Stannis instead is contacted by the God itself in some vision and keep the same destiny, except is the God whispering to him.

>>6445696
Now that I think about it, Jason is like a Straight Renly. Everyone that gets to know Jason, they like him, and can he inspire confidence and loyalty with his personality and how he treats people. Personally, I believe Lann just decided to bless Jason, because for me it explains how he's just that lucky lmao
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>>6445698
>Not to mention the fact that he slowly spirals into madness and hypocrisy thanks to Melissandre's influence and his own mounting desperation.
He kills his brother (who was gonna kill him and didn't give a fuck) and a castellan in order to avoid a siege he didn't have time for. He never actually burned his nephew even if he was considering it because Davos sent the boy away before Stannis could choose whether or not he was gonna (he very well could have). At almost every other turn he rebukes her or tells her to make her followers chill the fuck out unless it's killing people who have directly faced him in battle or are otherwise criminals. She is a bad influence, certainly, but as long as Davos is there she makes little to no headway and most of it is reversed. She's more dangerous for pursuing her own agenda more than she is for encouraging Stannis to be a selfish asshole.

Honestly I feel like if he actually managed to become king he'd send her away. Or at least not hold her council in the same regard. Certainly not give her an official position unless it was to head her own state sponsored church to match the Septons. Since he doesn't give a shit about any of that shit. He does ultimately see her as a means to an end since his own self-loathing and disbelief is great enough that he doesn't actually buy her spiel about Azor Ahai but is willing to use it because it's convenient for him.

tl;dr, as long as gigachad Davos is around he'll turn out alright.
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>>6445702
Yeah I’ll grant you that one, though to be expecting people not to use meta knowledge is a big ask for a quest like this.

But yeah, I hope I don’t fully drop down that pit but we’ll see if I hold to that or slip in.
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>>6445758
To be fair, a lot of stuff is stuff Jason simply has no way of knowing so he can't really act upon. Jason could see Tywin doing something horrible to Tyrion because he already had that framework to recognize it. It's not exactly meta-acting when the character is keenly aware from personal experience that their abusive father might do something abusive to their most hated child. It's not like walking up to a tree and saying "Hey Bloodraven, suck my cock you root-juice-drinking bastard.". Just gotta keep characterization in mind and shoot down ideas that don't fit Jason's personality.
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>>6445545
>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.

>>6445683
It's important to point out that Asha doesn't see the Lannisters as family despite being Lady Lannister herself. Jason likely doesn't realize this either, thinking it's because Asha hates the 'Lady' part of it. Asha only ever acknowledged Jason as family(which she was deeply torn about, with how much she hated the Lannisters, especially her father in law) and Tyrion but only after their first ever fight, with Jason putting his foot down and making Asha back down despite losing. Asha never acknowledged any other Lannister.
In addition to that, Jason STILL doesn't know about how wildly ambitious or charismatic his wife is. She only recently let him in on the fact of her 'greater ambitions' with Reforming the Ironborn and preening over her Reaver Queen achievement by raiding the Doom. She offered to ensure 'loyalty' among the Westerland nobles. Jason has no idea what that fully entails or how big of a deal it actually is as Asha's leadership ability and means of ensuring loyalty are genuinely world class.
Jason will be too busy dealing with damage control trying to protect the Lannisters and then dealing with the Others in the North but that doesn't apply to whatever machinations Asha is up to. As unlike Jason, Asha is truly that wildly ambitious. She already achieved one of her dreams and main goals. Jason is the type of loving and trusting puppy personality that will be completely blindsided by whatever Asha unleashes. As she genuinely doesn't see herself as a Lannister and wants to forge her own family/legacy. She isn't gonna act politically like it either, with how she interacts with Dorne and the Ironborn. An important distinction to keep in mind. Asha is her OWN faction and not under the Lannisters unlike what many Westerosi assume. As Asha directly pointed out to her uncle and how she talked with Oberyn. Jason however, is too clueless to see this despite Asha not doing anything to hide it from him(see she just hates being a lady lol)

So arguably the biggest curveballs are gonna come from Asha. As she is both so close to Jason and doesn't actually see herself as part of the faction as him(Lannister). So we really cannot expect her to behave the same way and Asha keeps secrets from Jason. Its best to see her as an Allied faction whose goals do not overlap with Jason's/Lannisters own.
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>>6445545
>>A vial of water from the River Rhoyne, a simple trinket accompanied by an old painting of a Rhoynish city purchased from a Volantine noble. There are objects of the old Rhoynish heritage that you hoped would be appreciated.
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>>6445696
>>6445758
I don't think Jason is getting away with too much.
Honestly, the only part where I'm surprised is that Jason and Asha managed to actually have a loving marriage despite how things started. That said, I still find it believable since Jason did everything he could to make her happy, even if it meant throwing himself under the bus.
If anything, then this is where the difficulties should come from; the consequences of his actions mean that Westeros mistreats Jason for letting his wife "boss him around" and not forcing her to "act like a proper lady".
Yes, surviving the Doom is proof that he's brave, but that doesn't mean people would think Jason is worth listening to when he "lets a woman be in charge". Only Dorne and Olenna would think Jason might be a worthy ruler instead of just some hero who got lucky.

>>6445651
>we kinda jumped the "don't do a fixit fic" rail a while ago
I mean, have we?
Tysha is a given, but otherwise we haven't gotten to fix anything yet.
Befriending the Martell's is underway so far, but there's no way of knowing that they aren't just lying to our face and decieving Jason into thinking everything's chill when in secret they are planning to betray us.
Gerion surviving is the only other thing, but he's such a minor character in the canon...
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>>6445971
>Befriending the Martell's is underway
I don't even think befriending or getting justice for the Martell's is fixitfic, really, they aren't 'the good guys' just because Gregor and Tywin are clearly Bad Guys, yaknow? Like, don't the sand snakes also canonically kill children? Their house has some progressive ideals and that's cool but at the end of the day they're another wealthy noble family that crushes enemies and commands fealty. I don't know if any noble family is comprised of only moral people, except maybe the Starks. Kind of the Tyrells, after a fashion. Other than that, everyone has at least one or two shitheads on their roster. Lannister's have the lion's share (pun intended) of the major fucked up acts in the narrative, but I wouldn't even say they have the highest proportionate number of evil bastards. In canon there's Tyrion, Kevan, Gerion, etc, and in this story, Jason too. As far as I know EVERY Bolton is an evil freak, and as said above, Stannis becomes pretty wicked over the course of the story, which at that point it's just him and Renly, right? Not counting Stannis' wife or daughter.

Idk I'm being long-winded but I'm with you. Tysha was a big save but we are far from saving the world, and even if Jason wanted to, it just isn't gonna happen.
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>>6445971
I hate saying it but it's just a "vibes" thing.
If I tell the story in brief to someone who hasn't read it, regardless of the quality of said story, then you hit off little "fanfic tropes".

Did you save tysha? Yes.
Did you do some stupidly improbable feat that is thought to be impossible? Yes
Are you being "the one good lord in an evil world"? yes, asterisk.
Are you meeting all the fan favorites and generally earning their regard? Yes.

If you don't read it, it doesn't have the context and strength of writing to make those things feel earned and believable. And that generally casts aspersions on a work.

Does following the opposite of this advice mean that stories generally don't do anything big, or heroic, or notable, and are otherwise very self contained to "tiny village in bumfuck, nowhere" or mudcore "struggle to do anything and die under the weight of status quo depression fuel". Yes.
Are those stories good? Usually not.

I guess just. . . the tonal difference of the thread vs the book or show, one where we are optimistic about improving things rings of wish fulfillment in comparison to "and she shat and she shat and she shat until it was brown and red"
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I really hope Balon goes out like a bigger bitch here than he did in canon. Like choke to death on an oyster kinda shit
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>>6446325
>he doesn't "fall off a bridge" this time, instead he genuinely slips when getting out of the bathtub and breaks his neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voL49uXJiV4
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>>6445780
It’s looking like this one won, so I’ll start writing it up. I think I’ll be including some other POVs. Tywin and Robert for sure, but also bit of Joffrey.

If people like, go ahead and post some POVs you’d like to see and I’ll see if any inspire me.
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>>6446937
Euron, Doran, Euron, Balon, Euron, Mad Maid, and Euron
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>>6446937
The ones off the top of my head would be Theon, Cersei, and maybe Jaime.

Obviously there are other POVs I'd like to see, such as the Hightowers + Marwyn, but we'll soon end up seeing them in person anyways. Besides, the reaction to merely hearing that Jason and Humfrey survived will probably be what you'd expect "Woohoo! I knew those crazy kids could do it!" whereas someone like Cersei's reaction has the potential to be fucking hilarious.
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>>6446937
Honestly I got a hankering for a Littlefinger POV. No doubt his greed and ambition will flare up when he hears about the adventure, as well as the disbelief that such a thing was ever possible to begin with. And of course his canny eyes drawing towards those from the expedition and how he might ingratiate himself to any number of them.

Besides him, maybe a Stark POV? Arya fantasizing about herself taking on the Doom, or Sansa with her girlish dreams of what must be a grand hero in the forms of the men who undertook the journey, Robb insisting he could do it and Jon insisting he could fucking not, Bran being Bran about it. The happy shit. Before everyone starts to die kek
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>>6446937
Cercie, because her fallout will be hillarity.
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>>6446945
>>6446957
Hmmm, a Stark pov could easily be combined with a Theon pov. Two birds with one stone.
Speaking of birds, I wonder if Bloodraven knows we've got a Blackfyre diplomat + bodyguard with us. Imagine the seethe lol.

>>6446944
On the one hand, a Euron reaction would be really cool. On the other hand, I almost want to leave him as a spooky mystery until he becomes a late game threat.
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>>6446937
Cersei(probably funniest), Starks, Theon, Mad Maid, Martells, and Stannis.
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>>6447046
I want to see if he has a painting of Jason as a dartboard, or sewn his face onto a pillow.
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Writing update, made it to about 10 pages and finished a cersei, varys, and Petyr POV. not long ones but good for setting stuff up and getting some thoughts. not sure how close i am to finishing, but thought i should update.
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>>6447920
Dang hoss, sv som letrs 4 th rst o us
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>>6447920
>10 pages
Oh shit...
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I just realized, that if we now have a pet lion cub, we need a name for the lil guy! Especially before Tywin tries to name it.
Anyone have ideas?
If it's a boy, I think we should call him Tylann
If it's a girl, maybe Tyrenna.

>>6447920
When we eventually get to Kings Landing, it'll be nice to also see cousins Lancell and Tyrek while we're there. They'd still be like nine years old or something.

Although on the flip side, I'm actually quite scared of Littlefinger. Unlike Tywin or Balon who are openly assholes, Baelish is evil but knows how to hide it with a smile. Tyrion was smart enough to see through the facade, but Jason has a big heart thus he might actually fall for the act, and wrongly trust Petyr. In that case he is immensely dangerous to us. Hopefully Asha's gut is able to warn her despite her lack of intrigue.

>>6447323
If he's a sneaky bastard he might try to steal the book from us. Use Asha's power grab as an opportunity to strike while everyone is preoccupied.

>>6445645
Shit, imagene if Jason's kids end up being ruthless and ambitious. Tywin would fucking nut so hard.
He'd start to think that both the competence as well as the "idiocy" skip a generation in the family.
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>>6448129
>Although on the flip side, I'm actually quite scared of Littlefinger
I am far more worried about Cersei. Cersei is the sort of self destructive schemer that is far, far more harmful to the people she targets.

I wouldn't be surprised of a scenario where she tried to have us killed so she could frame Asha so as to eradicate all branches of the Lannisters that don't come from her.
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>>6448131
Cersei worries me, but I don't think she'd go that far unless it was due to something extreme.
Even in the canon, she isn't hostile to Kevan and his branch.
Hell, she sooner sleeps with Lancell than kill him.

Wait...
Oh shit that might be worse.
If she's really fucked up, what if "Auntie Cersei" tries to groom and seduce Jason's kid in order to control them?
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>>6448129
I still want to give Asha her own pet baby kraken damn it...

The schemers are indeed the biggest threat to Jason besides whatever madness Euron would cook but Jason would know that guy is a dangrous unlike the schemers.

Jason/Asha's kids have different uses. Jason mostly needs a heir and few backups maybe. Asha is a very different story as her children are an absolute necessity for her ambitions and plans. More is far better for her. She also fantasizes hard about reaver daughters and knightly sons...plus the QM made a quip about 'Golden Kraken' daughters like the Sand Snakes.
>>6448131
The problem with Cersei is she is THEE perfect patsy and puppet for both Littlefinger and Varys. If it wasn't for them giving her 'ideas' and backing her schemes she wouldn't be nearly so dangerous but she is also too dumb to realize she is getting played and loves to take credit for how 'brilliant' those plans worked out.

>>6448132
Cersei does have a hardcore incest fetish that would put a Targ to shame...
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>>6448142
>>6448132
Cercei is not really much into incest by itself, as much as she is specifically into Jamie because of the fact she mirrors herself in his image, loving him not much because of him, but rather what she sees of herself in him. I genuinely don't think it is in character for her to try and seduce Jason or his kids. What I imagine she might try to do, is destroy our image in front of those important to us whenever Jason & Asha overshadow her. Unironically one of the best ways to deal with her might just be telling Tywin, because if he hears about the fact Cercei outright undermined the reputation and value of a Lannister with NO strategic gains, especially one of the main members of the house, he will probably come riding to kings landing faster than someone on dragon-back just so he can put her into place.
While I don't like having Tywin be one of our political supports in that aspect, I whole heartly know she would not DARE do anything if she knows her Tywin will hear of it. It is one of her only true sore spots. And it will probably take Tywin's ire away from Jason, even if only momentarily.
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>>6448150
Agreed but she also has an incest fetish besides being a narcissist, hence why she immediately started to fuck her cousin when Jaime wasn't around. Tywin didn't do anything about the incest kids he only became concerned when he finally realized how much of a fuckup Joffery was. It is true Cersei fears but also admires Tywin she is just too stupid to accomplish what he does.
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>>6448129
I imagine the lion cub is male, it wouldn't be as impressive if it didn't grow a glorious mane.

>Anyone have ideas?
Tygan, Godfrey, or Loren?
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>>6448182
Godfrey is excellent
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>>6448182
>>6448185
>godfrey
What about Serosh? lel
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I will confirm that Pregnancy confirmation will occur in the next post, and by the time you get to kings landing, Asha will be between 4-5 months pregnant.

The child was definitely conceived in the Doom, with you guys spending about two months getting back to Volantis, then some time in Volantis and the summer islands, then a month in Dorne, then some time sailing up to kings landing.

As such, I shall run some votes while you guys wait for the next big update.

>Roll for Gender
>Male
>Female
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>>6448315
>>Roll for Gender
I live for gamba. Flip a coin. If it lands standing on its rim it's twins.
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>>6448315
>Roll for Gender
If it's a girl, Asha gets to name her. If it's a boy, Jason gets to him.

I put forth the name Lionel (or Lyonel, I suppose). Lionel Lannister, the Lion of Lannister.
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>>6448319
>Flip a coin. If it lands standing on its rim it's twins.
Or QM rolls a 1d100. If he gets over 55, it's a girl. If he gets under 45, it's a boy. If he gets a number between 45 and 55, twins.
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>>6448315
>Male
We need boys first for...plans. I'll take twins too.
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>>6448315
>roll for gender
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>>6448324
That seems like a good way to do it. I was gonna do 1d3 though, since twins are so common for this era of Lannisters
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>>6448315
>roll
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>>6448315
>Roll
As much as I want to just vote "boy", I think that leaving it to chance fits the spirit of the quest, even if it's not as optimal for success.

Also
>The child was definitely conceived in the Doom
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
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>>6448315
>>Roll for Gender
Best of 3 like always right?
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>>6448366
Sure that seems fun.

Give me some rolls people. 1d3

1- female
2-twins
3- male
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>6448369
Twins!
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>6448369
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>6448369
twins is best.
The lannisters are fecund
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>6448369
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>>6448370
>>6448372
>>6448376
>two out of three twins have a sibling!
kek
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It shall be twins!

First, let’s take some poles for their names.

Starting with the son, what shall his name be? Go ahead and post some ideas then I’ll start a vote adding my own ideas for Lannister and Greyjoy origin names.
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>>6448383
Tywin, to completely replace our father's legacy

Tyrion, to piss off our father

Asher, cause it'd be funny to see how Asha reacts

Balon, to royally piss off our father and supplant a different dickbag's legacy

Gerold, a lannister king who out ironborn'd the ironborn

Uthor, the first hightower and builder of the hightower

Sandor, to also piss off our father and give respect to our favorite sword slinger
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>>6448383
Lionel/Lyonel

Tygett (RIP Uncle Tyg)

Elric

Arthur
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>>6448385
>Sandor
>not Sandwin to fuck everything up
Come onnnn!
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I say the name of twins should be coordinated. What's a fitting name with a close female equivalent?
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>>6448383
Tybolt, the King of Cats!
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>>6448389
Lionel and Leona?
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>6448369
Let's go twins
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>>6448399
Kek, forgot to update the thread before rolling.
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>>6448393
I like Tybolt
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>>6448383

Aslan and Jadis. For the twins.

Serosh for a lion.
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>>6448418
I like Jadis but not Aslan. Neutral on Serosh.
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>>6448389
I love this!

>>6448383
Tygett and Tyreena
Ashton and Ashley (?)
Finneas and Fionna
Gerald and Gemma (We love our aunt :^) )
Tybault(Or Tybolt) and Tyleena
Lionel and Leona like >>6448394
Jeremy (?) and Jocasta

Now some names from Wifey's family

Vickon and Victoria
Goren and Georgina
Alton and Alynna
Dagon and Diana

I can't think for more names from Asha's family so I'll leave it at that, I'm sure QM could fine some better ones. Also, I was searching on the wiki and damn, the Lannisters and Greyjoy had more encounters that what I thought. Jason and Asha's match is really something unthinkable lmao
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You know. This might be the only chance to possible bond with Tywin in any shape or form. Considering that in this time line, Joanna died after giving birth to Twins.
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Personally, i think it would be perfect to just name the lion cub "Lann" as the house's founding father.

As for the twins? i like Dagon and Diana, especially due to the fact it sounds somewhat valyrian, and with the possible dragon riding fate passed onto our name...
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>>6448430
OR He'll be even more angry and bitter that we got to have twins and keep our wife while he didn't.

It's about 50/50 i reckon
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>>6448389
>>6448429
As an IRL twin I am against this KEK, but I go like Victoria or Diana for our girl's name. But maybe Victoria could be ASOIAF'd a little into Victara, or Victana?
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>>6448432
>>6448429
I doo believe i have a perfect pic of a mutated woman for Diane. Dinara from Access code: Heaven. She is not anywhere near Cersei levels of retard. But she certainly has that sheer fucking hubris to fit right in with the lannisters. "Why do i exist? I exist to rule this world. Why does this world exist? It exists so i would rule it."
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>>6448442
bald and ugly
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>>6448443
Mutants aren't supposed to look pretty, yes. Still better off than Shireen. May the Seven give her a kind husband.
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>>6448446
I don't remember it being confirmed our kids would be fucked up mutants like the blackscales.
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>>6448442
Why is our daughter a mutant?
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>>6448432
+1 to calling our cub Lann

>>6448441
I like the two options you gave! I kinda struggled to think how to ASOIAF'd some of the names desu
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>>6448383
I say that we should try to make their names have some sort of combination between Lannister names and Greyjoy names.
Tyrion, Tywin, Tygett, etc all start with Ty-
Balon, Victarion, Theon, Euron, etc all end in -on
So for the firstborn son, his name should be something like:
Tyton (sounds kinda like titan?)
Typhonn (sounds kinda like typhoon and the irl mythological god of storms)
Tynon (sounds kinda like anon?)

Of course, the spelling can be changed, and we don't have to go with the exact ones I suggested. I just want the Lannister-Greyjoy formula since it signifies our union between the two families.

>>6448447
>>6448449
Fuck the mutations, I'm worried that the twins minds will be corrupted.
They were conceived in THE DOOM.
Who knows what demonic blood magic will have saturated their souls.
I don't care if they look a bit deformed, I care if they grow up to enjoy cannibalism or talk to voices in their heads.
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>>6448465
Tython sounds better than Tyton
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>>6448465
>They were conceived in THE DOOM.
We're the Heir of a Dragonlord house and our wife is the chosen hero of her God, I'm sure the Gods are going to take care of our kids well-being and won't be affected by the Doom :^) trust
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>>6448465
Typhon is a reference to the Biggest Monster Ever, which would be peak if we have a fucked up little mutant child.

Also, they can have a little cannibalism and schizophrenia. As a treat.
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>cannibal monster children
You're thinking very low tier with this. There are probably more interesting ways to go about a cursed/blessed/special chosen of fate whatever you call it child.
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>>6448478
Obviously, they'll be able to shoot lasers out of their eyes and lightning out their sphincters
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>>6448479
>"As it turns out, Tython Lannister really did shit gold!"
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>>6448465
>talk to voices in their heads.
>this mf doesn't have an internal monologue
Bet they don't even eat apples in there.
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>>6448533
The problem isn't talking to your mind. The problem is when it starts talking back.
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>>6448535
Honestly do you know how funny it would be for someone to be schizophrenic but it was solely beneficial? Like the voices in their head were just different parts of their brain acting normally they just disassociated from them? Sitting around having dinner and the voice tells them not to drink the wine and it turns out the wine was foul because a rat pissed in it and the "voice" just recognized the undertones of an unusual smell coming from the cup and articulated itself. Being normal with extra steps.
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>>6448540
"I'm hearing voices, and they say that I need to get up in the morning so I shouldn't drink so much"

Honestly one of the least cool ways for mental illness to manifest. But certainly stylish
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>>6448540
>Honestly do you know how funny it would be for someone to be schizophrenic but it was solely beneficial? Like the voices in their head were just different parts of their brain acting normally they just disassociated from them?
I actually know exactly how funny this exact thing would be.
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>>6448540
"THEY'RE ON THE WALLS, THEY'RE ON THE WALLS"
"WORMS IN UNDER YOUR SKIN, WORMS UNDER YOUR SKIN"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"You know? You already spend money on every dumb little thing you wanted to buy, and now you have some good cash sitting around. Why don't you invest it or something?"

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF... Oh wait, everyone, shut up, let the last one speak"
"Just think about it, man. You know how to repair phones, why don't you buy some pieces and try to get some money with that? You already have some free time for that. Or just investigate and buy some stocks"
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>The Summer's Doom

“Ask of me and I grant thee Doom for thine inheritance and all the Salt of the World
Be silent in turn now yee Kings, quake in terror yee fair Queen.”

“Do this or be broken upon by a storm of Iron, obey or be buried beneath the walls of the Firmament. Yee shall be unmade as a Rat doth gnaw at history and left as only Dust.

“Be humble now be courts of finest silk and guided halls, be cautious when you fall beneath the shadow of summers end. Be watchful fair flocks who flit upon the winds for they come now.”

“Bare witness now to they conceived in passion yet baptised by death and preserved by tricks most landish and tides of guile. They will enter and walk they courts as a tide unrelenting and beast most fierce.

“Yet yee will not know them until the boiling shores reach thy step for you whom have all the world have lost an eye gaining not wisdom but folly. Beware the veil is broken and all debts unpaid are due.”

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The Cult of Starry Wisdom is going to be all over Jason regardless of what he wants, sailor occultists and hidden scholars all. Let it be said, let it be known. The Fair Lion and his Steely Bride have brought Doom unto these shores.
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>>6448449
Because we had sired her in Valyria and i figured that being a bit heterodox in terms of appearance is the least bad thing that could happen to her because of that?
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>>6448692
"She" is not a blackscales, and we didn't literally conceive her on the Doom. Plenty of normal non-mutants on the other continent.
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>>6448693
QM confirmed they got conceived in Valyria itself anon. Doom included. You know on the boat when Jason and Asha fucked, then she lost the teapot with the moon tea?
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>>6448540
Oh actually fun fact. Alpt of schizophrenia is that. Like there were cases where a schizophrenic women went out and thanked the government for beaming into her head positive instructions like going to the gym and shit. Real intresting shit
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>>6448859
>thanking the government
That's all I needed to hear, lock her in the asylum for she is clearly insane.
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>Gerold, named after Jason’s Great Grandfather Gerold “The Golden” Lannister, who ruled for a prosperous reign of over 30 years.

>Tybolt Lannister, named after a Lannister who in response to devastating raids on the Westerlands by the Iron Islands built the Lannister fleet in a bid to get revenge.

>Typhos Lannister, named after the Bastard Brother of King Tommen Lannister and brave partner to him in the last Lannister Expedition to the Doom. Will go nicely with Cersei’s second born son, Tommen Lannister.

>Quellon Lannister, named after the Grandfather to Asha Greyjoy and the precious Lord Paramount of the Iron Islands. Lead attempts to normalize the Iron Islands and improve relations with the Mainland, as well as a powerful Reaver himself.

>Dalton Lannister, named after the Reaver King during the Dance of the dragons known as Dalton “The Red Kraken” Greyjoy, a hero in Iron Born culture but infamous in all other places.

>Rohan Lannister, Named after Jason’s great grandmother Rohanna Webber, the last member of House Webber whose sigil was a spider, and was said to have practiced sorcery but was also known as a strong head of her house. Disappeared mysteriously.

>Tygett Lannister, Named after Jason’s uncle who taught him how to fight and was there for Jason growing up. It would be a way for Tygett to finally step out of Tywin’s shadow by becoming heir to the rock.

These are the names that stuck out most for me and I like their thematics.
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>>6449304
>Typhos Lannister, named after the Bastard Brother of King Tommen Lannister and brave partner to him in the last Lannister Expedition to the Doom. Will go nicely with Cersei’s second born son, Tommen Lannister.
Dalton sounds too close to Bolton, methinks.
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>>6449304
>>Tygett Lannister, Named after Jason’s uncle who taught him how to fight and was there for Jason growing up. It would be a way for Tygett to finally step out of Tywin’s shadow by becoming heir to the rock.
Those fighting skills saved our life, and as much as I like the name Quellon, our firstborn should be named for one of our own.
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>>6449304
>Tygett Lannister, Named after Jason’s uncle who taught him how to fight and was there for Jason growing up. It would be a way for Tygett to finally step out of Tywin’s shadow by becoming heir to the rock.
Rohan is a cool ass name but I'm gonna go with honoring uncle Tyg.
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>Rohan Lannister, Named after Jason’s great grandmother Rohanna Webber, the last member of House Webber whose sigil was a spider, and was said to have practiced sorcery but was also known as a strong head of her house. Disappeared mysteriously.

>Tygett Lannister, Named after Jason’s uncle who taught him how to fight and was there for Jason growing up. It would be a way for Tygett to finally step out of Tywin’s shadow by becoming heir to the rock.

>Typhos Lannister, named after the Bastard Brother of King Tommen Lannister and brave partner to him in the last Lannister Expedition to the Doom. Will go nicely with Cersei’s second born son, Tommen Lannister.

>Quellon Lannister, named after the Grandfather to Asha Greyjoy and the precious Lord Paramount of the Iron Islands. Lead attempts to normalize the Iron Islands and improve relations with the Mainland, as well as a powerful Reaver himself
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>>6449304
Typhos Lannister
or
Tygett Lannister

I would have only voted for Typhos, but...
>It would be a way for Tygett to finally step out of Tywin’s shadow by becoming heir to the rock.
This part is way too kino. His whole life he wanted to outshine his older brother, and he manages to do it even after he passed with the help of his nephew. He didn't get to go with Gerion and Jason to Valyria, but since the baby was conceived there, it's like a small piece of him got to be part of the adventure.
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>>6449304
>Typhos Lannister, named after the Bastard Brother of King Tommen Lannister and brave partner to him in the last Lannister Expedition to the Doom. Will go nicely with Cersei’s second born son, Tommen Lannister.
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>>6449304
>Typhos or Tybalt
In that order of preference.
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>>6449304
>Quellon
+
>Rohan
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>>6449304
I like Dalton, the thing is that it will be weird to name our baby with the name of the one guy who attacked the west while, our ancestor with the same name, was elsewhere. Cool name regardless

>Tygett
>Rohan
>Quellon

My votes goes in that order
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>>6449410
>>6449353
>>6449313
>>6449312
>>6449310
Looking like Tygett won,

Tygett II Lannister shall be born as the first born Son of Asha Greyjoy and Jason Lannister, Heir to the Rock.

He was born as a twin though, with a sister.

Go ahead and post some ideas for her name.

Some ideas I had

Alannys, named after Asha’s mother Alannys Harlaw and who Asha misses.

Rodrika, named after Asha’s eldest brother who died in the Greyjoy Rebellion, Rodrik Greyjoy. Prone to drunken fights, he was not a pleasant elder brother, but Asha mourns him all the same.

Marona, named after Asha’s second eldest brother Martin Greyjoy, who also died in the Greyjoy rebellion.

Quella, named after Asha’s grand father, a man who pushed for massive reforms and closer relations with the mainland.

I’ll let you guys list some more than we can vote.
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>>6449453
Verona, named after Veron Greyjoy, a man who was overshadowed by his brother, but was still a fine Reaver that brought glory to the Greyjoy name.


Since the boy will be named Tygett, I think it would be fitting for the sister to have a name that mirrors the history of her twin. Tygett never became as famous as Tywin; Veron never became as famous as Dalton. It sort of rhymes.
Out of curiosity QM, which name would Asha have voted for?
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Alannys, named after Asha’s mother Alannys Harlaw and who Asha misses.

That poor woman must be even more mentally damaged than she was in canon, somehow.
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>>6449453
I'll support Verona. Though I don't mind Rodrika either.
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>>6449453
>Alanya
Like Alannys but different, I don't want two II's
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>>6449471
Why not? We could call them the Mulligans or Doovers.
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>>6449453
+1
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>>6449490
Meant to +1 this >>6449456
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>Alannys, named after Asha’s mother Alannys Harlaw and who Asha misses.

>Alanya, named inspired by Asha’s mother.

>Rodrika, named after Asha’s eldest brother who died in the Greyjoy Rebellion, Rodrik Greyjoy. Prone to drunken fights, he was not a pleasant elder brother, but Asha mourns him all the same.

>Marona, named after Asha’s second eldest brother Martin Greyjoy, who also died in the Greyjoy rebellion.

>Quella, named after Asha’s grand father, a man who pushed for massive reforms and closer relations with the mainland.

>Verona, named after Veron Greyjoy, a man who was overshadowed by his brother, but was still a fine Reaver that brought glory to the Greyjoy name.

Verona has 3 votes
Alannys has 1 vote
Alanya has 1 vote, but I can combine it into Alannys vote if nessasary.
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I still don't like how "Tygett" sounds.
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>>6449521
Call him Ty. Lil Ty.
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>>6449521
What would you prefer?
Tygyatt?
Tygger?
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>>6449538
No son of mine will have that name with the hard R
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>>6449538
Honestly the other Ty- ideas all sounded better.
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>>6449539
Calm down my Tygga
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>>6449520
I'll support
>Verona
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>>6449520
>Verona, named after Veron Greyjoy, a man who was overshadowed by his brother, but was still a fine Reaver that brought glory to the Greyjoy name.
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>>6449542
A Tygger wants to borrow the heirship of the house?
How is a Tygger gonna borrow an heir position? He gonna give it back?!
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>>6449541
We didn't really vote for Tygett because we liked how it sounds.
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Alrighty,

Thw Twins Tygett and Verona Lannister shall be born to Jason Lannister and Asha Greyjoy as Lannister children, inheriting their father's name and family by westerosi tradition.

They will have the Blood of The rock and the sea stone chair, the Kraken and the Lion, And Be descended from Lann the Clever who took the rock from the Casterlies and the Grey King who slew Nagga.

A very heroic bloodline indeed, especially with their parents being themselves heroes of the modern age.
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Bloodline Traits may offer good bonuses, but they do not give you high ability scores by themselves. Gotta have some good birth traits for that.

I personally wouldn't consider Gian to be a negative trait, but that's what it is on the wiki...
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>>6449771
If our kids make their own House, or Jason and Asha do so, I already know the House's words

"Cleverly ruthless, or ruthlessly clever"
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>>6448129
>Shit, imagine if Jason's kids end up being ruthless and ambitious. Tywin would fucking nut so hard.
I was sorta thinking about this earlier, and I there's a funnier one that could happen.
If one of Jason's kids is a complete Andal-boo chud.
"My mother worships the Drowned God instead of the Seven? Disgusting! My father meddles with dark magic? Monster! My cousin Joy Lannister? Bastard! Lady Blackscale? Valyrian filth!"
Just a total traditionalist lmao
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>>6449772
Friendly reminder that gigantism causes great amounts of pain in various ways, causes certain organs to swell, and puts extreme strain on your circulatory system to try and pump blood over an abnormal distance. Which is why most people with gigantism die in their forties or fifties or younger. It's actually better in the game than it is in real life by far, since actual gigantism doesn't actually make you super strong.
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>>6449789
Yeah well this is an universe where people like the mountain exist, so you can ignore all that.
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>>6449790
>so you can ignore all that.
Ah yes, the Mountain, who famously is in extreme pain all the time, has impulse control issues because of what is likely pressure on the brain or hormonal glands, and also he's a big stinky poopyhead. Yeah, clearly none of that stuff is applying to him lmao
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>>6449792
Hodar didn't have that problem and he had the same thing.
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>>6449792
The Mountain is just a psychopath retard
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>>6449794
Hodor is "speculated" to be part giant, which is different from saying he has gigantism. There's also the fact that he has some kind of brain damage or neurological disorder so he might not process pain in the same way as a "healthy" brain would. Nor would he have any way of articulating he is in pain aside from randomly shouting Hodor. Which he does sometimes for a variety of reasons so who knows?

>>6449796
He drinks a fuckton of Milk Of The Poppy constantly and has horrific migraines when he doesn't. Sue me for using critical thinking, bud. But you keep thinking whatever you want to think. I ain't gonna waste time arguing.
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>>6449797
>He drinks a fuckton of Milk Of The Poppy constantly and has horrific migraines when he doesn't.
Probably because he's a battle addicted psychopath retard.
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>>6449800
You're absolutely right, pal.
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>>6449797
That sounds like your average opiate addiction desu. Could be from withdrawl instead of gigantism symptoms? He doesn't seem to have the classic "gigantism" look.
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>>6449831
That could easily be the case. But I think the fact that he still sometimes gets the headaches and pains despite being doped up implies underlying issues as well. His "issues" do tend to flare up when he's out doing things and wouldn't reliably be able to slam flower juice. Could be a matter of cart before horse in that by trying to address his symptoms he introduced new ones. Or it really is a case of mistaken identity on my part. As for the looks, he could just be mistaken as ugly or brutish, or he just got supremely lucky and his face didn't continue to grow into adulthood. Considering his freakish musculature it's probably not strictly a glandular issue that caused his height but it is likely part of it. Notably Sandor is also extremely strong as is Robert and those two are in a similar height ballpark. We could assume there is some genetic disposition for extreme physical strength in Westerosi men to some degree, probably something from Andal blood if I had to wager. And that the Clegane brothers both have this disposition for muscularity and strength, but Gregor had/has a glandular issue which compounded it and made him a true freak. It makes sense from the top down.

There's plenty of conjecture to lean on in either case. It could just be Gregor's natural inclinations are heightened from his bad habits or it could be that a bevy of conditions contribute to his behaviors. We don't have a definitive answer for either and it doesn't truly matter outside of speculation and worldbuilding. But it is sensible in my eyes at least that in a world with abundant dwarfism that there should be examples of gigantism as well. It fits into the same realm as trying to diagnose certain character's mental illnesses, most characters don't have a therapist to tell us "Yeah, he's a sociopath and that's why he flays people alive.". We kind of just have to guess why people are fucked up.
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>>6449788
Tbf they wont really have the time to grow up too much. They'll be born in 292 AC and Ned Stark gets called to down to be the hand of the king in 298 AC. So they'll just be little kids even younger than Tommen. It'll take a while to develop any sharp personality traits like that. They certainly wont be doing anything to make the eternally seething Tywin proud

Thats kinda why we should go to the Iron Islands to secure Asha's throne after our triumph at Kings Landing. Civilising the Iron Islands will be hard work but I am sure we will manage. We can visit Theon while we are close by too, and have a semi decent relationship with the Starks and go to the wall when we recieve the letter stating the dead rise.

The war of the five kings is not a conflict I wish to be involved in ideally. Everyone in that conflict loses and the Iron throne is meaningless when winter is coming. Stupid of Tywin to burn down the riverlands which is a bread basket of the region right before winter... so many will starve
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>>6449868
Actually fun fact, they’ll be maybe a few months or weeks younger than Tommen at the most.

However I will say I plan to space out the war of the 5 kings a little, in order to be able to handle it and also to give a little time to help Jason establish himself for it.
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>>6449868
To be fair, it's not like anyone actually knows that there's another long night coming in like a decade or so. And seasons are magical in nature anyway, they come and go seemingly at random (or with the Others) and winter can last anywhere from a few months to decades. I don't know how the fuck anybody is able to store enough food for the winter when it's just completely impossible to predict the seasons and how long they'll last.
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>>6450065
See there's this funny thing where they just stock up as much as possible and hope it's enough.

Plus Martin's sense of scale is whack, so the store sizes of a lot of his castles and buildings is ridiculous.
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>>6450066
>Plus Martin's sense of scale is whack
He really do just be saying numbers for shit. Did you know Casterly Rock is six miles wide or some shit? For one singular bigass hill.
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>>6450076
I mean Casterly rock IS built into a mountain
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>>6450065
A bit of lore exists on how they do it. In the North they have special winter crops, gather around Winterfell, and hoard cheese. Fishing is vital during winter to supplement food supplies. But yeah not much exists on how they do it exactly.
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>>6450066

The most unrealistic part of this setting is that house stark somehow managed to keep it's hold on the north for 5 000 years straight in spite of everything else we see in the series.
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In relation to the food storage of the kingdoms in westeros, it miiiiight be argued that the war of the five kings IS going to solve a population problem.

The winter is going to be long, so with a massive decrease in the male population prior to the winter, potentially a 10-30 percent population decrease depending on the severity of the war, foodstocks might last much longer as there is a smaller population needed to be fed during the winter.

The destruction of holds and their food storages doesnt help at all though, Tywin still causes the death of hundreds of thousands with his sacking of the riverlands. But in an idealized
Version of the war, where winter food production centers such as the Iron Iselands and Dorne stay untouched, while the rest of Westeros loose as many people without any real territory destruction, then it miiiight be logistically possible to get through the winter with lessened casualties for the women and children.
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A LOT of extra steps could be taken to make the survival of westeros easier though.

Just to name a few that Jason might be able to help implement... well the first one is better inter-kingdom trade, with better roads, goods such as the foodstuffs of dorne and the traded food from Essos could reach otherwise vulnerable populations. As well, if a better road network were to exist, an interconnected network of food storage facilities funded by, and controlled by the crown could exist.
In such a case, better preservation techniques might also become more widely avalible, as Iron Iseland fish & salt, as well as Beesbury honey and dornish spices become sustainably more common to preserve meats and fruits.

With a better road network, animal heards could also be moved south as the climate gets colder, allowing for greater herd size as well as fewer early casualties as northern sheep and cows are brought to the crownlands, or even northern dorne instead of dying en masse due to the extremely intense northern winter.

Additionally, a practice of sending off warfleets during the deep winter as sellswords could aliviate population pressure, as well as allow said warfleets to periodically come back with either foodstuffs, or goods to trade with for food. In essense, organizations like the Latterborn might be made as a crown institution.

That is just some of he possible changes one could do on a national scale.
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>>6450133
I mean sure but Casterly Rock is only a few thousand feet tall. That kind of width around you'd expect for a mountain way taller. Miles tall. It's just unusual as a combination.

>>6450153
>tfw just being decent somehow ensures thousands of years of fealty overall
The cold must do something to their brains.

>>6450177
I feel like most solutions to problems are "Better roads".
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>>6450065
It has been the longest summer in the history of westeros and it is common knowledge long summers are followed by long winters. Tywin is just shortsighted and doesnt care if hundreds of thousands starve because he sees smallfolk as less than human.

>>6450153
Unironically the power of the Starks come from ice magic. Just like how the Valyrian power came from fire magic the Starks maintain their rule through their magical powers too.

There are some theories as to how the old way is just an elaborate way to continue sacrifice of magical bastards to the weirwood trees with traditions such as the first night, and I dont think it is a coincidence that the Stark power started to weaken the moment good queen Alysanne outlawed such traditions.

>>6450170
I wouldnt say the Iron Islands are much of a production hub. Their soil is notoriously poor and cannot sustain their people, but due to that they have developed some good preservation techniques. The north is more of a production hub thanks to their glass gardens allowing agriculture even in winter, but that technology isnt widespread enough unfortunately.

Thats why i think we simply must go to winterfel before the war, simply to learn how to make those glass gardens ourselves. It not only will help us with making the Iron Islands more livable, it'll make winter have way less casualties in the future.
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>>6450195
Wouldn't the frequent storms be a hindrance to glass houses on the Iron Islands? The winds might damage them and the excessive water might cause flooding. They might be limited to planter growing which limits which crops would be successful.
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>>6450197
Those glass gardens can handle the hailstorms and blizzards of the north, so they must be quite sturdy at least when it comes to wind. The water issue however we might have to solve via aquaducts and reservoirs. Thankfully thats an architectural issue Jason will be giddy to take on
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>>6450198
>hailstorms and blizzards of the north
I suppose I forgot about the hail kek. But yeah, playing with elevation and trenches should be solution enough.
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>>6450195
The Iron Iselands are easily able to act as a food source during winter. Their fishing industry are, at least ideally, unaffected by winter weather. At least outside of the possible worst case of the islands waters being frozen over fully.
fresh fish during winter, and preserved dry, salted, spiced and honeyed fish are effectively able to last for many years, approaching ten years given the appropriate surroundings.
Additionally, the Winterfell glass gardens rely on the local hot springs, so the green houses themselves would only be beneficial during non winter seasons if built away from another hot spring. I definitely could see their use on the Iron Iselands, although the poor dirt there would likely need a thorough regeneration before any of it could be used for larger greenhouse activity.
Additionally, the amount of glass that would be necessary to make actual greenhouses on the Iron Iselands would likely cost A LOT due to the massive cost of glass in the medieval times. Just the wood alone which would be necessary to make the several tons of glass needed for glass gardens big enough to not just feed the castle of Pyke would be able to burn through probably something like half of the entire kingswood.

One might want a dragon, just for how much it would help with making glass.
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>>6450211
The fishing industry as all other industries except shipbuilding, stealing and raping are sorely underdeveloped in the Iron Islands. Honestly might be a cultural issue first and foremost but as it stands currently they are not a production center at all in anything but grade A morons. With the amount of Iron they have you'd at least think they'd have a good smithing industry but even that aint true.

We dont exactly need local glass production, many places in Essos specialise in it and we have (soon to be, thanks to Tyrion) one of the greatest trading networks on that continent to utilise for that reason.

A dragon would make things a lot better, thankfully we have an egg and we have the comet coming soon. We'll probably have to burn Balon, Euron or Tywin or someone to make that egg crack. Jason doesnt know that tho, and hasn't even solved the lock on his grimoire yet (which we should probably try to soon).
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>>6450195
>>6450211
>>6450215
Iron Islands are only broke because they prefer reaving over trading. They actually have a shit load of extremely valuable trade good that are salt. It is true their land is barren and they pretty much have to live off seafood. Probably has to do with all the salt and high metal content given how many mines they have and how many thralls they burn through to keep it running. Not even a shitload of fish guts and bird shit can turn around their shit soil. They do know how to work iron; it's how they get all their reaving gear. They only get squirmish about heavy armour for fear of drowning. Lumber however is something they do have trade for, usually from the North. Not anything they can do about that either. The Iron Islands while not rich in more valuable minerals presumebly have a lot of coal too on account of not freezing to death during winter given the lack of wood.
The Iron Islands most valuable resource by far is all the goddamn salt they have. None in Westeros can compare to how salty those guys are. Second resource to that is all the ores and coal they have but the problem is Westerlands and Vale are also loaded in minerals, even the North is, they just have a hard time exploiting it all given their population and size. In terms of heavy industry taking advantage of that Westerlands and Vale both kick their ass. Hell the Westerlands outright specializes in mining, smelting, and smithing. It's their bread and butter industry and why they are so rich. Beyond that the Iron Islands also has endless amount of seafood too. Starving isn't a huge problem the lack of food variety is because they really don't have anything else to eat besides that due to how barren their soil is. Too much salt and metal content, most likely cause. Besides that the only 'real' industry the Iron Islands have is their shipbuilding but like their smithies their too specialized in producing reaver/pirate ships. Its why despite how huge and skilled their shipyards are nobody really bothers to buy from them unlike the other big shipyards in Westeros. Everyone knows the ships they make are too specialized and unpopular except among reavers and pirates. Plus they suck at trade for cultural/religious reasons; otherwise they wouldn't be broke as fuck despite ALL THE GODDAMN SALT! Even fucking Essos cannot compete with the overwhelming quantity/quality of salt the Iron Islands are flooded with. But Ironborn custom frowns heavily upon trade with their 'Iron Price' bullshit. The Iron Islands should be LOADED with the obscene quantity of salt they have and Westeros shouldn't suffer from expensive salt. It would also save a ton of lives when winter comes due to food preservation.
Fishing does happen during winter however, it is much more dangerous, as apparently severe storms become much more common during winter. Given how the Ironborn can survive winter just fine, they must have the means to fish and replenish their food stockpile during winter.
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>>6450224
>Quallon kept ranting and raving about salt until the palsly took him, his heart driven to failure by his frustration with his people's inability to sell the small white rocks.
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>>6450225
>"Salt. Fucking Salt! All that SALT! And no one EATING IT! But the fucking FISH!"
>"Grandsire who is that unusual man muttering in the corner?"
>"Ignore him Joffrey, he merely spends his days rambling about food garnish."
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>"Lord Walder, lend me your power! This is teenage Rob Stark we're up against!"
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>>6450289
>Tywin Lannister
>War veteran
>Political genius
>Master strategist
>Brought respect to House Lannister through cruelness and pain
>Can't win a single battle against a dirty northern boy

Tywin being killed was a gift for him, he didn't suffered the slander that would've come his way after how shitty his campaign was.

Anywho, any news QM? Are you around?
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>>6450289
I don't know why but that cromagnon ass flat top chrome dome is fucking killing my sides.
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>>6450315
>Can't win a single battle against a dirty northern boy
Robb was so good, Tywin would rather permanently tarnish house Lannister's reputation by orchestrating the Red Wedding than face him in battle. A truly pathetic man.
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>>6450341
In Tywin's defence, it worked pretty well for the Lannisters. It only really blew up back in their faces because of his stupid petty hatred for tyrion which lead to his death, leaving a dumbass like Cersei in charge of the house.
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>>6450351
It's more the long-term consequences (for years, even decades down the line) of literally every house viewing the Lannisters as untrustworthy. Tywin is big on "Lannisters pay their debts" but... who's going to be willing to lend to the Lannisters or help them when, in the back of their head, they'll be thinking "But what if they just quietly have me killed instead? It'll be cheaper than paying me back."

Now, have the Lannisters done that? No (except Cersei maybe lol), but that is the kind of utterly FOUL rep that the Red Wedding gave them. There is ALWAYS going to be that stink of treachery hanging over them, that niggling thought in the back of their vassals' and contemporaries' heads saying "But what if I do something to upset them and instead of handling it like normal people they bend me over the table and fuck me and my entire house?" And if people think those thoughts long enough, they'll notice that the Lannisters, unlike the Targaryens, have no dragons.
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>>6450354
Well, if it wasn't for Cersei (and I guess, the lack of dragons) none of that would have really mattered since the Lannisters would have completely dominated Westeros.

Alas, poor Jason, it's too late to avoid the War of the Five Kings, so the Red Wedding will probably still happen.
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>>6450351
>In Tywin's defence, it worked pretty well for the Lannisters
I'm only a show only guy, and yeah, it worked well, but we're forgetting that there were 5 sides on this conflict.

Yeah, the Lannister ended up in a good spot after the Red Wedding, but only for the ones that were backing Jeffrey's side. The Frey's reputation was tarnished for all of the North (and no one could do nothing because they were backed by the Frey), the North as a whole was debilitated by the Iron Islands raids + the fact that Robb kept on pushing with whatever force it got, and Renly's allies were assimilated by Jeffrey's side after he was assassinated.

What I'm trying to say is that, all sides were either dealing with their own drama, away from the political or courtly scenes in KL, or coerced into celebrating the disgrace that the Red Wedding was. It might've turned into just another Rains of Castamere for Tywin, but if Tywin lived and all things ended well for him and for Joffrey, it would bring shame and dishonor to the House as a whole.

Joffrey being a freak and whatever other travesty he would've done if he wasn't assassinated, the whole fault would go down to the Lannister instead of the Baratheon, they would talk of how Tywin "seed" is evil, because he planned and executed two (or well, three, I don't know much about the other House that was eliminated by Tywin when he dealt with the Reyne) medieval terrorist acts on his lifetime. Hell, the Baratheon side wouldn't get more attention, because at the end of the day, it was a dispute about legitimacy and treason, and no one suspected or believed that Stannis used black magic to kill his brother, so it would go straight to the Lannister.

I believe that, if somehow we change the story, and Tywin and Joffrey would live on, House Lannister would fall in disgrace from that, or at least being seen as a fucked up House (and who knows how much we can save Wifey's face from all that pillaging and plundering she does on the side). Tywin likes to be feared more than respected, but living in infamy is a whole different beast, the House might've be ostracized, deals and cooperating between Houses might be steady, but once a single lord openly talks about how Tywin was a war criminal, and others starts to speak up, there's little he can do, because it's the court talking shit about him, not just a peasant.

Maybe I'm wrong but I do believe reputation might be just as important on those times. Hell, maybe House Lannister could end up being treated like the Frey
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>>6450355
They THEORETICALLY dominate Westeros. But in a feudalistic setting like that, no one man has a monopoly on power, and they'd be dealing with political instability for decades to come. It all flows up, you see, and he'd be getting jack shit out of the North and Riverlands, probably nothing out of the Vale, and not much out of the Stormlands, and, of course, nothing from Dorne. They 'dominate' by being the only coalition left standing, but being the biggest dick on the block doesn't mean that you're unopposed.

The Red Wedding was basically the nuclear bomb of Westerosi Realpolitik, except you don't need a yearslong nuclear program to do it yourself. Just planning, brass balls, and callousness. MAD is why nobody's done it before (and lived). Who's to say that someone doesn't just... pull a Tyrion? That is to say, a member of a disaffected house just walks up to him under banner of truce and then stabs him. After all, he did it to someone else. He and his godless house are no longer protected by the laws of men or the laws of gods. Same for the Boltons and Freys. I've little doubt that many riverlanders and northmen would just look the other way if there was a murderer in front of them, and they knew he'd killed a Bolton, Frey, or Lannister man, even decades later.
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>>6450355
>Red wedding will still happen
Likely not due to Asha's interference. She is a LOT more powerful and influential than in canon and always opposed invading the North. Despite being married to Jason, Asha is gonna go along with Tywin's plans or her own father's. Plus, thanks to Theon in the North, it is one of her ONLY viable allies besides Dorne. She MIGHT be able to win over the Reach if she ever has a good chat with the Queen of Thorns and made a deal with her, likely involving Margaery. This means Asha will intervene in the invasion of the North by the Ironborn and prevent them from cutting off the North from the South except through the Freys. So the Freys won't be able to corner Robb, thanks to controlling the only access South and North anymore. In fact, Asha is likely to side with the North and reach out to Stannis for negotiations. As Asha considers herself part of her own faction distinct from the Houses she was married/born into.

Jason, on the other hand, is stuck playing a very different game with damage control from the cruelty and madness of the Lannisters until he gets a letter from the Night's Watch to head North. Thanks to his experience in Valyria, he would take their pleas and warnings seriously. Right now he is 'trying' to make up with the Martell's but truthfully they take his wife much more seriously than him, thanks to her not being a filthy Lannister. Which she made VERY clear when she talked with Oberyn. Jason doesn't mind giving them the two knights but handing over his own father who gave the order is a different story...whom Asha also wants dead. In addition to backing Asha's plays right now with targeting the Iron Islands.

For the Red Wedding to happen again would require Asha not opposing the invasion of the North, which this time she REALLY cannot do as it would ruin being able to gain one of her only greatest viable allies in Westeros. It's a complete nonstarter for her. She'll fight tooth and nail to keep it from happening likely triggering an Ironborn Civil War if hadn't already happened before then.

Not to say that Tywin won't come up with some other Westeros Shattering atrocity to do instead. He very much will likely resort to that given his inability to counter Robb. It doesn't help that Jason himself would sympathize more with the victims and oppose the wrongs than go along with his plans. Jason IS the Mad Lion. He is already trying to clean up after Tywin's and the Lannisters' messes right now as heir. Thanks to Asha, there is a real possibility he can do it, albeit not in the way would prefer or know about. As Asha herself wants to ensure her 'family' doesn't get burdened by the Lannister cause and problems. As she acknowledges both Jason and Tyrion as family but not the rest of the Lannisters. Asha really is the key player in this and she is insanely ambitious.
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>>6450399
*Asha is NOT gonna go with Tywin's or her own father's plans.
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>>6450399
Now why the hell would she side with the North? Regardless of whether she hates Tywin, her hubby is still a Lannister, and unless she manages to become Queen of the Iron Isles before the war breaks out, she doesn't have anything besides like, her own singular ship without the resources from either Balon or Jason.
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>>6450399
>inb4 tywin puts the fear of god into everyone (us) by having the mountain snap one of asha's arms like a twig for some shit or another during a lunch some time
I'm not keen on underestimating Tywin or his means. If he can't pull off some big nasty shit he's bound to get real insidious with it instead. He's been so keen on spending no Lannister gold and instead spending everyone else's debt that he could probably just hire an Essosi army to all quiet like sail up to the North and start ransacking their lands the moment Robb's host marches southwards. Some Hunnic Horde type salt-the-earth beat. Fucked up shit with no survivors. Instead of butchering Robb and Co under the guise of peace he straight up has their homes burned, families kidnapped and sailed away, and everything wiped away in death and gruesome spectacle.

I fear the Muttonchopped Man.

>>6450406
Apparently because
>Theon = In the North
that means the North is a shoe-in. Even though she'd probably be more interested in getting Theon out of the North than she would be in allying the North, realistically.
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>>6450406
Theon's presence there makes the North a viable ally to her through him and she despises the other Lannisters. The only two Lannisters she acknowledges is Jason and Tyrion. Hence why she wants Tywin dead. It's important to note that Asha has never seen herself as a Lannister but cares for Jason and Tyrion just not the rest of the Lannisters...

Keep in mind Asha ends up leading the Reformist Ironborn and is insanely charismatic with world class leadership ability. She won't be limited to just a single ship for long once she starts reaching out to the Ironborn and rallying the reformists to her banner. With her being a Heroine with the Drowned God's personal blessing and sanctioning she will likely not be limited to just rallying the Reformists this time around either.

>>6450407
It's more about Asha having fuck all options as a woman and Ironborn, even if she is a reformist. She needs allies desperately. Tywin is in the way of her scoring the Westerlands. Dorne doesn't mind women rulers. She can use Theon to reach out to the North. The Reach will require winning over with the Queen of Thorns to stand a chance. Stormlands/Dragon Stone requires somehow dealing with Stannis. Vale and Crownlands are both a wash. She can most likely score Dorne thanks to throwing Tywin under the bus and the North if she interferes with the Ironborn invasion.

Yeah, that is why I strongly suspect he'll do something else if Asha blocks the Red Wedding from happening. Tywin ends up being convinced he cannot win the war so he does insanely desperate and deprived shit to avoid it.
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>>6450409
>Theon's presence there makes the North a viable ally to her through him and she despises the other Lannisters. The only two Lannisters she acknowledges is Jason and Tyrion. Hence why she wants Tywin dead. It's important to note that Asha has never seen herself as a Lannister but cares for Jason and Tyrion just not the rest of the Lannisters
Okay see that's what you don't understand , it doesn't matter that she hates Tywin, she cannot just randomly go on her own and solo an entire war by herself, she has one singular ship and unless she decides to start a civil war and get rid of the very army she'd need to take on the lannisters in the first place, she cannot join the north.

It just doesn't make sense.
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>>6450409
The only issue is the North doesn't really trust or care about Theon. The Starks tolerate him and the folk around where he stays are friendly enough with him, but the wider community of the North couldn't give any fewer shits about the "Ironborn brat prisoner". Likewise the North wouldn't really trust Asha even if Theon were putting in good words. As far as they know, she's just another Ironborn, and worse, one that cavorts with Lannisters. Her ability to find allies in the North are exceptionally low. She'd really be better off plying the Reach and attempting to navigate that thorn bush filled with snakes. And Stannis will naturally work with anyone who shows him proper deference and doesn't do a bunch of fucked up shit. It's very hard to get over bad blood. And the North has a LOT of bad blood with the Ironborn. Even if she is "one of the good ones" they'll still distrust her and assume she's just a more clever squid than her forebears most likely.

I for one look forward to Tywin hiring a Faceless Man and sacrificing Cersei to them to ensure the leadership of the North start dropping like flies. So many problems solved! A queen and a favored child as recompense for some frosty upstarts? What a deal.
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>>6450411
You clearly didn't read the whole thing. I pointed out she'll lead the Reformist Ironborn faction and they are insanely loyal to her even AFTER losing the King's Moot. She won't be solo, dumbass. Harming the Lannister Army is even dumber. She needs Tywin dead, not the Westerlands forces otherwise; she won't get shit after getting rid of Tywin. Tywin is her biggest problem and pain in the ass for her ambitions.

>>6450413
Theon is very close to the Starks and is like a brother to Robb the Stark heir. Even Ned intended on trying to replicate the relationship he had with Robert, albeit without the engagement. The North has been fanatically loyal to the Starks for thousands of years. You win over the Starks to win the North. So the other Northmen don't matter; the Starks do. Yeah Asha is desperate for allies and extremely limited. It's why she has to take whatever opportunities come up for them. Even Stannis is feasible despite how much of a pain in the ass he is.

I don't see Tywin hiring the Faceless Men given how much of a cheapskate he is but he certainly will if he's backed into a corner badly enough. Tywin needs Cersei who is obedient to him, to handle the Crownlands. Just like how he wants to use Asha for the Iron Islands.
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>>6450414
>I pointed out she'll lead the Reformist Ironborn faction and they are insanely loyal to her even AFTER losing the King's Moot.
Yeah well unless she does it before the war breaks out, it'll just increase the problems. So better hope she speedruns her ascension if you want to stop the red wedding..
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Asha is married to the Lannisters and since we will be spending some time there trying to civilise the place, they will have even deeper ties to Lannisport, Oldtown and Dorne (two of which are the greatest cities in westeros besides kings landing) through trade routes. For the north that means that the Iron-Gold alliance is a real threat, and Robb wont be able to leave just a skeleton crew up north because an ironborn attack will be taken into consideration from the start.

Theon also will be thorn between the two sides. This time he most certainly wont be Robbs envoy and will spend the whole war by his side, and wont get reeked due to that. Robb will probably have a smaller army due to leaving some of his bannermen up north to protect against potential attacks and not get pincered between two armies.

Asha is ambitious, but she isn't warlike. She wants to fix the ironborn stupidity first and foremost. She would prefer to be neutral during the war but Balon on the other hand might still push for independence. In which case she'll be forced to attack the north most likely.

The important caveat here is the wall. Both Jason and Asha have been to Valyria, seen the undying agony of the dead. Recieving a letter from the wall stating an army of death is marching on it, from a respectable commander like Jeor Mormont would likely push them to aid the wall in their endevours and Jason would certainly wish to rebuild the ruined castles there. That is our saving grace for the honour of house Lannister and our standing amongst the north. Tywin will no matter what resort to underhanded tactics but we can keep our honour by being so far away doing actual good that the stain does not rub off on us.

The army of the dead makes all that politicking redundant anyways. It is just making the realm weak and ripe for the taking.
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>>6450418
Oh also if Theon gets killed in the red wedding Asha will certainly take our dragon and make a second harrenhall out of the twins then a second harren the black out of Tywin. Balon might not care if he lives or dies but she does love her little brother
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We should get Theon a cat. Like, just a house cat. Cats on ships are good luck, aren't they?
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>>6450289
This caught me off guard and got a good laugh out of me and my friend.

>>6450315
Yeah still alive, had a busy week this week so not much progress. I plan to have Robert welcome Jason with tourney, as he loves to do, allowing Jason a time to bask in adulation, maybe participate in the tourney, and also get a chance to speak with the various lords in attendance. So another chance to build relationships with the houses.

In addition, I’ll be canonizing Robert Arryn’s daughter, The one that could have been Jason’s wife. She’ll be in the Vale mostly, but she’ll be in attendance for the tourney.

Also Jason is going to be insufferable about the news he is going to be a father, to others and especially Asha.
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>>6450498
>I’ll be canonizing Robert Arryn’s daughter, The one that could have been Jason’s wife. She’ll be in the Vale mostly, but she’ll be in attendance for the tourney.

and thus a huge chunk of the later Vale storyline becomes weirder.
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>>6450498
Is the kid from Jon Arryn's first wife Jeyne Royce or Lysa?

>>6450499
Hey, at least Jon's entire legacy in the Vale isn't simply being cuckholded by littlefinger anymore. He got a legitimate kid! (Sweet robyn is %100 not his)
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>>6450517
>Hey, at least Jon's entire legacy in the Vale isn't simply being cuckholded by littlefinger anymore

Sure, whatever.
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>>6450517
>Wenna Arryn (Born 282, would be a year older than you)(Seeking to bind the crown to his family more, Tywin took the already leaning Jon Arryn and got him to agree to a marriage pact between his daughter from his second wife to Jason Lannister. This tied even the hand of the king to the Lannisters, which Tywin sought to take full advantage of.) (OC added, Jon Arryn’s second wife died without a child. Pulls you more directly into King’s landing’s politics due to your connection with the hand, as well as the Vale.)

From the betrothal post
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>>6450524
Just realized a typo, it’s supposed to be born in 272, not 282. Bud mess up in my part.
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>>6450524
Ah, Jeyne Royce it is then!

Maybe we can talk about her maternal family's runes with her, considering we did try to utilise them during the Valyrian expedition.
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>>6450526
Actually looking it up, his second wife was actually Rowena Arryn, his cousin, as his first wife the Royce died in child birth, and Rowenna died from winter chill.

If memory serves I chose that route because it presented the best possible age for the betrothal rather than the Royce wife.

Though I will say she likely has good ties with the Royce, and is likely married to them or betrothed to one of their sons.
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>>6450525
>>6450526
I just had a weird brain moment. What if Jason returning from Valyria and telling MAD fucking ghost stories about it leads to a butterfly effect in which Waymar Royce takes superstition more seriously beyond the Wall and somehow he and the rangers he is allowed to lead avoid the Others in the near future because of it? Something that would likely have no real impact on the story but is a very hilarious turn of events that happens with no actual impetus on our part.

Thinking about dates and anon mentioning Royce reminded me that Waymar, another son with nothing to his name, was the guy in charge of the dudes that went beyond the wall leading to that one guy getting beheaded by Ned for desertion at the very start of the story proper. The random neuron activation inflicted me with psychic damage that I just had to share.
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>>6450530
Well, Waymar Royce is at most 14 years old right now, and is yet to join the nights watch. He only joins because he does not have many prospects as a thirdborn son, so he might actually choose to go join the latterborn instead if he gets inspired enough by our expedition.

It is also a good way to help our brother out if we send him such sons (and daughters if they wish for a fate other than being married off) to the latterborn. The company doesnt have that "ye shall not take wives" clause that would turn off many young men wishing to go beyond their families shadow, and would also inject some much needed Westerosi culture to that den of backwards slavers called Essos.
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>>6450407
>just hire an Essosi army to all quiet like sail up to the North and start ransacking their lands the moment Robb's host marches southwards
An idea that was previously brought up before is that anyone who is hostile to The North could send ships past The Wall along the coast, and start ferrying wildlings south. There's thousands of them up there. A veritable army who will raid and pillage your enemy for free, no questions asked. If handled in a sneaky way, then there's plausible deniability, where you could try to claim that you had nothing to do with it and that the wildlings managed it on their own. It'd double as extra ammunition to discredit Robb's legitimacy; what kind of "King in the North" can't even protect his land from the wildlings aka the ONE job that the Starks have had since time immemorial.

Same outcome, but much cheaper and potentially better results. Exactly the way that Tywin would want it.


>>6450418
>Recieving a letter from the wall stating an army of death is marching on it, from a respectable commander like Jeor Mormont would likely push them to aid the wall in their endevours and Jason would certainly wish to rebuild the ruined castles there.
I think I already asked this in a previous thread, but people can go volunteer to help the Night's Watch without having to take the lifelong vow, right?
I wonder if Jason could convince Tywin to send like 300 Westerland soldiers to The Wall to help alleviate the lack of manpower they're having issues with.
Timeline wise, it could happen when Tyrion would have gone to The Wall and the Night's Watch ask him to send help since he's "the queen's brother". Tywin might agree, but only so that he has troops behind enemy lines in case war actually breaks out. The bigger impact is whether this butterfly effect would have a positive impact on Jon Snow since the Night's Watch would suddenly have quite a bit more troops on hand to work with.


>>6450498
Glad you liked the meme edit! I'm still procrastinating on the other drafts I posted in the previous thread, but I'll get around to them soon. Also...
>Jason is going to be insufferable about the news he is going to be a father
Oh gosh, I hope Jason doesn't do that in front of poor Jaime. OOG we know that he actually *did* get to be a father, but in-character Jason wouldn't know that yet, and it'd be cruel to rub it in Jaime's face that he (supposedly) will never have children due to his Kingsguard vow.
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>>6450534
>I think I already asked this in a previous thread, but people can go volunteer to help the Night's Watch without having to take the lifelong vow, right?
Yes, Stannis does so in the books. The only thing is they are extremely short on supply and underfunded so they cannot sustain armies being stationed there.

>I wonder if Jason could convince Tywin to send like 300 Westerland soldiers to The Wall to help alleviate the lack of manpower they're having issues with.
There is no way in hell we will be convincing Tywin of anything like that. To help the wall we need our own independent power base.
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>>6450533
Yeah but it'll be within the decade. As I recall when he decides to go north and take the black he's only there for like a year before going ranging. I consider that near future. Maybe that was a bit erroneous of me to say. He could join the Latterborn. But considering he was kind of a ponce in canon he might be snobby enough to think mercenary work is beneath him. I suppose we'll see, eh? It'll be interesting.

Essos is a lost cause and their city-states show undue aggression. That's all I need to know, TEN BILLION MORE STAGS TO VOLANTIS!

>>6450534
>Same outcome, but much cheaper and potentially better results. Exactly the way that Tywin would want it.
I kneel. Clearly I am not ready to swim outside of the kiddie pool.

>people can go volunteer to help the Night's Watch without having to take the lifelong vow, right?
I can't remember if it was that the volunteers could leave at any time before taking the oath or if it was that they could serve for a while before choosing to leave honorably. It was one of the two I am pretty sure.

>tywin sending soldiers
I think the best we could do is convince him to send prisoners and criminals instead of forcing them to do backbreaking and suicidal labor in the Westerlands instead. But it'd probably be a hard sell even then.
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>>6450537
>he might be snobby enough to think mercenary work is beneath him.
Hey, it isn't "mercenary work". It is spreading the honour of the realm to distant lands, with the company that conquered Valyria no less. Truly depends on how good we will be at advertising the company, if we can get King Robert to back it as well and i believe we can easily do so (as he has said in canon that he wished many times to leave the throne to be a mercenary in Essos) we can spin it as a bigger honour than it is even if in practicality it is mostly mercenary work.
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>>6450543
>we can spin it as a bigger honour than it is
Join the Navy they said, see the world they said! Yeah marketing is pretty important I'll give you that. Maybe Tyrion will invent the world's first brochure pamphlet.
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>>6450536
>>6450537
>tywin sending soldiers to The Wall
The Westerlands have, what, 40,000 soldiers? 300 troops are a drop in the bucket.
If this is at the same time when Tywin tells Gregor to burn the Riverlands, then this would basically be an easy way to sneak troops behind enemy lines in case things escalate. A single raven letter and those troops helping at The Wall can just bail and start attacking The North.

Just convince Tywin that it would be beneficial to the family's interests, and he'll do it. Hopefully some good would come of it by coincidence and help Jon.
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>>6450714
I think a better idea, would be to bring in new recruits through legal reform.

Currently, Renly is in charge of legal matters, and the guy quite literally could not give two shits for the law. Man wipes his ass with legal documents. A good way to try and give the wall (and maybe potential future building projects) manpower, is to do a legal reform that sweeps through the realm, collecting as many of the criminals and outlaws as possible, by both actually enforcing the law, and improving upon it.

Jason could bribe Renly into passing a actually good law, like one requiring minor lords to have proper storage for winter supplies representative of at least 1.5 years worth of foodstuffs for their peasants. Do enough good sense laws, and after a few years, a few hundred shitheads are nearly guaranteed to be gathered.

Another way, could be to enforce already existing laws. Since at the moment, Renly went out to grab milk and cigarettes, most of the realm exists without much of the crown's legal enforcement and relies instead on local enforcement. Jason, could effectively gather new recruits for the wall, by asking Renly to just "Let me do your fucking paperwork if you won't do it"
With this second option, there would also be some wiggle-room to potentially enforce the laws more strictly rival houses and their soldiers. One could start the investigation within The North, and move through different kingdoms at a glacial pace, so that the Stormlands and the Westerlands would first become targets after the start of the war, allowing it to be moved onto a "to do" list for later, due to a reasonable cause.
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>>6450721
Enforcing laws whole sale without any real political goals besides making sure to send proper troops to the wall does sound autistically on brand for Jason.

I love to imagine like, Jason taking over a position on the council and Tywin going “Yes! That’s my boy, now abuse the position for Lannister interests!”

And then Jason just does a good job making sensible and fair laws that affect everyone, clocking in and out like it’s a 9 to 5 job rather than a political avenue.

“That damn simple minded boy, can’t he see the power he could be using to further his own ends?!”

Meanwhile Jason is happy being a stay at home dad while Asha Jockies for position and power, much to Stannis’ annoyance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCfmd2syJSU
Crazy moon theory anon must be cheesing over this.

>>6450714
I think the Night's Watch themselves would stymie that sort of thing, since the ravens are handled by members of the Night's Watch at the Wall. And they categorically refuse to play politics for their own safety, they probably would either not tell the men stationed there about it and kill the raven saying it got lost or conveniently send the men north of the Wall " "just before" " having gotten the raven, whoopsie daisy like. Tywin might suspect the Night's Watch would do that if he's canny or suspicious about them. Which would discourage him from trying such a thing. Tywin doesn't like moving parts like that in his plans so if that idea gets in his head he probably wouldn't sign off on such a thing. If he DOES send men North it's simply good for the Watch, and we can assume they won't wind up backstabbing the North just out of happenstance. But the question is if we can convince Tywin, which I am not sure we can do since Jason is best at making emphatic plays and Tywin is famously a fucking hardass, so Jason would have to play a subterfuge angle which he is bad at and would likely be unable to articulate a convincing enough argument to Tywin because of.

At least that's how things likely play out in my mind's eye. A long shot sort of deal.

>>6450721
>"Wow Renly is starting to take his job seriously!"
>Jason standing around the corner jingling fancy jewelry at Renly
heh

>>6450723
>Jason is just setting up the ground work. Any day he'll come to ask me how to use his position. Any day now he'll push the youngest Baratheon to resign and propose one of my brothers for the position. It is bound to happen. Surely.
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>>6450721
This type of action would both give more credence to Jason's moral character, as well as further our position and goals.

explained step for step:
Bribe Renly to just go back to fucking a twink, while Jason sets up the organization. Their job, would be to gather testimonies relating to the rapes, killings, thieveries, briberies, tax evasions and illegal seizures of goods within the North as a starting point. Then, after most people have come before judges, a panel of non local lords or their heirs for impartiality, they would send the mixture of minor nobles and peasants onto a construction project for labour, with the worse convictions and volunteers (Since many might not be welcome back after their shit got aired out) going to the wall after a a forced work period of 1-2 years.
In the north alone 1300 soldiers might be convicted, tens of minor lords, and several hundred peasants as well. Then, the organization might move onto The Vale or Riverlands, Then The Reach, Then Dorne and afterwards might the more loyalist kingdoms get under scrutiny. Likely after the war already began, interrupting the investigation.

Greatest possibility in my mind, maybe something like 4000-8000 Soldiers are convicted through this period through 2-4 realms, with hundreds of those going to the wall while others serve several year to decade long sentences, possibly forcing them out of the war of the five kings fully and allowing their labour to lessen the economic strain of our building projects.
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>>6450723
Despite describing in my previous post how the investigation could be used for political gain, I am mighty tempted to just forget that part and let the investigation be indiscriminate just to see Tywin's reaction lmao.
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>>6450725
>so Jason would have to play a subterfuge angle which he is bad at and would likely be unable to articulate a convincing enough argument to Tywin because
I mean... I would say that talking circles around the Valyrian Demon put him on a right path to get a sharper mind, don't you guys think? Maybe once Sarella joins us as a Maester we can practice and learn more about subterfuge with also some coaching from Asha
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>>6450732
Sometimes honest work produces the most political capital. People respect good arbiters whether it be for admiration or fear.

>>6450741
To be fair that plain-faced-prick got slammed with what amounts to Legalese, not subterfuge. Which Jason, being an autist, is naturally hyper-capable at. Try arguing the rules with a Sperg, it never ends well lmao Also being a Lannister gives him a leg up on that. Fuckers are all rules lawyers or rules ignorers.
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>>6450723
That'd be hilarious, but I suspect that while Tywin would be pissed and unsuccessful, Asha would be able to sneak shit past her husband and change laws under Jason's nose.
"Honey, kitten needs you to make piracy legal again ;) so can you put your stamp on this piece of paper. Don't read it btw, just sign it."
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>>6450732
We only did so well with that encounter because there was an anon who went full lawfag on its hellfire death and law obsessed ass with his legalese write in. Even the QM admitted we would have been fucked a LOT harder if it wasn't for that legalese.

Jason and Stannis will either hate each other or be BBFs with their shared autism. Its just Jason understands better how to interact with people but he can definitely nitpick the rules with him. Those two arguing would be absolute hell for anyone else around. The two spergs autistically screeching at each other.

>>6450723
All Stannis would have to do is make Asha witness him and Jason sperging out at each other. Asha won't stand a chance in the crossfire...
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>>6450754
>He stole bread. As a thief he should have a hand removed.
>Bread is not covered under law there as it is considered a non-possession culturally.
>Common law dictates that as it is an essential foodstuff it must be treated as a vital possession.
>They do not apply common law as they embrace maritime law instead.
>Maritime law cannot apply to islands of certain size.
>The islands themselves have not been properly charted for their span.
>Then we must take their measure first before continuing our deliberation.
>I concur.
>"Perhaps the King's Law should be applied?"
>What foolishness.
>Yes quite foolish, the King's Law speaks of milled flour not baked bread. Please leave this to us, ser.
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>>6450760
>"Jason, Stannis, is just bread"
>IS NOT ABOUT BREAD, IS ABOUT PRINCIPLES
>NO, IS NOT ABOUT JUST PRINCIPLES, IS ABOUT GIVING A FAIR PUNISHMENT FOR A MINOR CRIME

Man, I can only laugh. Let's see if they're at the same level of autism or if one of them is 1% more autistic than the other
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>>6450760
Holy fucking kino
I could watch 2 seasons of shit like this
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>>6450760
>>6450771
Really could make Renly commit suicide out of despair just to avoid another meeting with those two there and even Robert really will run away to Essos after abdicating the throne just to escape those two. Nobody would blame them either...
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>>6450771
>autistic good vs lawful autistic

>>6450773
The writers of that show better be getting paid big bucks for inevitably having to bump shoulders with the inhuman creatures known as lawyers to write accurately.

>>6450778
>robert gets BOAR'D not because he was drunk but because he was so exhausted from not getting enough sleep from listening to Stannis and Jason through the walls for nine hours before they determined that sheep are in fact less valuable than donkeys to determine a repayment plan for a woman losing a fat ass
>neither of them understood the husband was complaining about his wife losing her shapely figure
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>>6450804
>They're still right because mutton's a fattier meat
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Hate being that guy but with so many pages already wrote can we get some of them as Updates to have more to talk about but also keep things moving?
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>>6450892
I don't think an inappropriate ask. Sometimes when I get really delayed writing an update I will post what I have and just say that it may take a couple more days to finish. Readers still get some fresh content and the momentum isn't so throttled. These are games but they are also fanfics, I don't think every update NEEDS to be interactive for it to be a good story/quest, personally.
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>>6450895
That’s fair, I thought about posting before but felt it might get muddy.

But since I am being slow (I am writing more now actually, I just had a bunch of stuff get in the way), I’ll post the first ten pages.
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Doran held the vial of river water in his hand, a vial that any man could have bought from any shop and filled with any water from a piss pot to slavers bay, and called it the Mother’s own tears. Was it an insult, a hidden Lannister jest draped in flattery and false smiles? No, because Jason Lannister was not smiling, did not have that smug smile forged by arrogance born of gold and built on cruelty. No, there was no smile at a hidden insult, nor a shine of such cruel guile within the green eyes of the golden haired cub that bowed to him.

The Prince of Dorn then had his gaze glide to the painting, an ancient yet vivid one. It showed a city built in the middle of a great river, surrounded by drifting boats that held shops and manses, great ancient vessels that put the Greenblood Orphan’s pole boats to shame. He was Dornish, he was a Martell, but all the same he felt his blood flow at the sight of his other half’s ancient history being given form. It looked so much like Sunspear, yet the curves and brick work was different. Not wrong, but pleasantly unrecognizable, warm in how it felt right despite being all different. The colors and shapes of the boats reminded him of the days he and Elia would watch the Pole boats on the Greenblood, and a pain that burned more than the gout tried to claim his heart.

Rage, cold and tempered returned, carrying with it the desire to see burning gold and the old Lion stained red and hanging from the Tower of the Spear. His fist clenched on the hilt of the blade across his knees, and he knew already what his family were doing. They were watching him, watching the quiet and calm and placid Prince who held their leashes breaking, overflowing with emotion he never shared.

“With your leave my Prince, I trust I have done all I can for my friend, and thank you for allowing me to look upon your beautiful city. The Sandship took my breath away, and your towers are a marvel that deserve to pierce the horizon. However, I shall not overstay my welcome, for I have received greater hospitality than my family is owed. I simply ask that Lord Humfrey be treated as his own man, for he is not of my court or a knight under my employ. He is a friend, along with your niece Sarella, and I only wish for them to be happy together.” Jason said, drawing Doran’s gaze as the Lannister stood and bowed to the Martells “May House Lannister pay the debt it owes you, no matter the generations it takes.” He said, before turning and heading back to his ship.

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>>6450910
Doran watched the Lion cub, this Lion dressed in Pale fur and modest bearing leaving without being bid. Doran had intended his refusal of hospitality to anger or insult the Lion Cub, however all he had received was a thank you for even bothering to let his ship dock.

“The Sandship took your breath away?” Doran said, unable to hide his brittle laugh “That squat, ugly old thing? Surely you mock me, Ser Jason, I know you are a fanatic for masonry but there must be limits.”

Jason turned, a smile on his lips “It is a noble structure that has stood since before Nymeria came with her ships, and stood hundreds of years before that. That alone is worth admiring, let alone the history of its creation, of which I hope to one day learn.”

“Hm,” Doran said, then waved his hand “Then Perhaps you may learn it if you have any of my Bannermen decide to visit you.” He handed the blade off to his guard “You may stay in our harbor, and I shall provide supplies as long as you do, but you may not step into my city or house, and only on the day of my Nieces Wedding may you venture beyond this dock. After which, you will leave.” Doran said, his servants lifting him and taking him to his litter.

“Understood Prince Doran, while I would prefer a night in your hearth, time in my wife’s own is never something I will deny.” He said, Jason Lannister bowing his head then heading back to his ship.

Doran watched, waiting to see some amount of insult to show, to see any ounce of pride that had been wounded. Either the Pale Lion had no pride to wound, or Doran had struck at the wrong place.

As he was carried off by his servants, listening to his nieces tease and Torment Sarella’s hopeful suitor, he began to contemplate his next moves. He would discover the borders of the Pale Lions pride, where this humble adventurer’s will was weakest, and through that, perhaps he would have a way to sneak a dagger into the Old Lion through the Pale Lion’s own hand.

It would be a worthy distraction at least, as he stopped his people from attempting to poison or kill the Pale Lion as he stayed safe in his ship. Sunspear and the shadow city boiled as his family did, but held far less patience and temper.

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>>6450911
The Week the Pale Lion spent in the docks spread across the Seven Kingdoms like a fire, a realm whose blood had only just begun to settle from the Greyjoy rebellions was given something new to sing about: Someone had conquered the doom, and returned with riches beyond imagination.

The Tale of the Pale Lion, so named because of his striking pale fur lined Valyrian steel cloak and his growing pale lion from Essos, and the Latterborn champions gave rise to the first heroes of this young summer that already promised more to come.

Where before tales of Garlan the Gallant were on the rise, along with his young brother Loras who squired still with Renly Baratheon, they met with tales that shined bright that those of Tournies won or potential upon the horizon.

Tales of Ser Humfrey spread the fastest, a reach born boy and youngest brother to the reasonably famed Ser Baelor “Brightsmile” Hightower. He was Gerold Hightower, the White Bull, come again as though he did not share his great uncle’s size, Humfrey’s strength was already said to match the former Lord Commander’s own. Tales of him lifting the sand snakes onto his back to meet their challenges, accepting their teasing trials for the hand of his lady Love, impressed men and woo’d women. But what set the tales aflame, that made the returning hero real, were the stories that slipped from his and Sarella’s tongues when given enough drink.

Ser Humfrey “Brighthammer” had stood upon the gangplank, his hammer and shield in hand as he faced the cursed creatures of the Doom, the ashen monsters screaming for death and clawing for blood. The words of House Hightower spread across the realm, spoken by bards and whispered by lowborn children in awe of Ser Humfrey Brighthammer: “We Light the way.”

Bards told how Humfrey was so noble as to have mourned the ashen ghosts that his hammer had felled, wish the children, women, and men cursed by the doom to have found peace and deliverance.

Sarella Sand’s tale grew alongside Humfrey’s, the tale of the deity Dornish woman who snuck upon the Latterborn’s ship and became the first mate and second captain of the voyage. Her loyalty to Ser Humfrey, pulling his wounded form from the hoard and tending his wounds, her skilled leadership in defending the camp until the Latterborn had returned from expedition, and her bond with Ser Humfrey strengthening over their shared wounds ignited the imaginations of the realm.

In Dorne though, her tale overshadowed that of Ser Humfrey’s, becoming the most spoken of Sand Snake. She was an idol to the people of Dorne, and became a hero to the women of its domain, for she stood tall amongst brave warriors and was owed the claim to having kept the expedition alive. She was the daughter of Oberyn Martell, but had won prestige that the Viper of Dorne had spent a lifetime cultivating, with a whole future left to her.
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>>6450913
And alongside her, was the Captain of the Iron Lion, the wife of the Pale Lion, some called her the "Golden Kraken”, others called her “Dread Tamer” who conquered the Doom waters, but the name that became her most vaunted epithet was one she herself lead others to sing upon the celebrations and parties hosted on her Blackwind and Iron Lion vessels in the port of Sunspear: Asha Greyjoy, the Reaver Queen.

From Dorne to Skagos, the sailors spoke of the Reaver Queen, her sailing of the kraken filled waters of the doom, her bravery in saving her Lannister Husband, of raiding the most dangerous shores and succeeding, but most vaunted and whispered of her achievements was the one that most could not believe.

For she had drowned in the waters of the Doom, it the angriest and most cursed river in that polluted hell. Boiled and sunken, that is what she should have been, yet she washed ashore all the same. Resurrected by the old ways, taught to her Greenland husband who had to have drowned as well when he attempted to shield her from the burning waters, they both arose as drowned men, chosen of the Drowned god and sanctified it by spilling the blood of Ghiscari slavers who sought to tangle with champions of the doom.

There was also Dara, his full name forgotten and shortened for the ease of song and mouth, who became known as Golden Armed Dara. He showed off the power of his archery to the warriors who came to share audience with the Latterborn, and was welcomed first as an oddity, then a legend, then it is said by the whispers and bards that what made Dara smile were those who saw him as a challenge.

Strong men and noble warriors, powerful knights and raucous sell swords, they did not take the Summer Islander as someone to meekly praise. The combination of his lack of formal station, his fame as a conqueror of the doom, and his martial skill allowed the Westerosi martial pride to shine. Many could not accept that a Summer Islander could be so strong, many could not accept they could be so weak, and non could pass up the chance to try and best him. While Lords and Ladies feasted, and while bards and Low born sang and spread gossip, Dara spent every hour challenging and being challenged.

And when he was beaten in wrestling, he laughed loud as if he had held it in for years. When he was bested in sword play, he bartered to be taught. And when he was allowed to ride a horse, he fell from it only to laugh and ride again.

Those knights and men at arms who left with smiles and a new friendship came to all agree that “Dara’s body was born in the Summer Islands, but his heart was always meant for Westeros.”
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>>6450914
Spoken of only be the intellectuals, the more cerebral or those of particular guile focused less on the colorful band of heroes but instead on the humble form of what had once been the most suicidal man in Westeros. Gerion Lannister had been at first the century's greatest fool, the face of a joke that had a morbid punchline. Now, he was the face of fortune, the person whose gamble paid off. The “Lucky Lion” became his name, the “Lion of Fortune” his reputation, more so when he played into the name and began to win coin from games, win on horse races, and seem to predict the winner of a duel by instinct.

It was known by many to assume most of these were staged or manipulated to his advantage, but those that spoke of Gerion respected him for it, even more so with his blindness.

Finally, last in all things perhaps, was the Legendary Pale Lion. He was a bane to the bards and an enigma to the lords, for he was uncharacteristically humble for a Lannister and for a man who had accomplished the impossible. His story was pieced together by his companions, by those who would not let the Leader of the Latterborn stay obscure even as the Pale Lion spoke their praises.

The story of how he recruited the legendary Dara, how he used his wit to discover the Summer Islander’s position then spent a full hot day sneaking to it the next day, how he showed such respect and earnest joy in Dara’s home and culture, and the way he offered the bored hero a way to feel his heart stir painted the Pale Lion as a clever soul with earnest heart.

His Knight hood by Baelor brightsmile, told by Humfrey, painted his knighthood as a humble yet chivalrous thing, saving the lives of a mother and child from the chaos of riot. Humfrey continued on, speaking of how Jason had always been an attentive and supportive friend, how it was Jason Lannister who pushed the Hightower knight to stay resolute in his love, and was there as a brother in Humfrey’s heart break.

Sarella Sand spoke well of Jason, defending him from her sisters and speaking of Jason’s nobility, how when he offered aide to her father, how he revered and respected guest right beyond the norm, how he had a heart that was open to love all he experienced in Dorne, and most of all how he forgave her for her dishonesty and an early betrayal she did not expand on, Letting the bards have their fun.

How he saved his Uncle Gerion in Volantis, saving the expedition and his uncle's honor, how Jason had been there when his uncle was at his lowest point and walked into the Doom at his side. Gerion Lannister’s words were said to drip with love for his nephew.
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>>6450916
Finally, there were the words that came from his Lady wife, the stolen Seastone Princess of the would be Iron Born kingdom. She spoke of her Husband's bravery, of his intelligence, of his battles, and she made sure that a song was sung for him for every three that was sung whenever they held their own parties on their ship. But it was in the quiet hours, when most were drunk, when most were asleep, when The Reaver Queen did not speak, that the true feelings she held for her husband were shown.

Dutiful, reverent, kind, and gentle, these were words that describe the Pale Lion’s marriage to the Reaver Queen. The image of a man who reveled with his wife, who would see her stand strong, proud, and loud for all to see while he himself stayed quiet and humble. This was a point of contention, as no kingdom could agree on what this meant. Was this man weak willed and dominated by his savage wife? Was he afraid of his Reaver wife? Had he no care for his duties as a husband?

These questions were answered by his wife, who would not allow any to insult him in her presence even as he would only defend himself with a laugh or simple admission of his love for her. Many Lord assumed that the Pale Lion was a farce, that such a weak willed man, that such a soul could not be the stuff of legends and his friend merely defended him at the behest of the Reaver Queen.

Until Ser Ryon Allyrion, heir to Godsgrace, called the Pale Lion’s twin a craven imp. Ser Ryon did not hear the strained attempts of Ser Jason to mind his tongue, continuing on to speak Ill of Tysha Lannister, the low born wife of the imp, Ill of the Bastard he had found in the Summer Islands, and the Bards tell that had Ser Ryon not eaten beneath Jason’s roof, The Pale Lion would have pulled Valyrian steel and slain the Dornish Knight. With Guest Right, the Pale lion instead threw gold into the knights face, a Guest gift, then threw the man from the ship.

When Ser Ryon made to defend his honor, The Pale Lion bore steel and told Ryon “You have received protection from my blade this night by Guest Right, but I have sent you from my roof with a Guest Gift. I will kill you if you break Guest Right by attacking me, and I will do it without care of consequence. Now begone from my sight Ser, and thank the Father that I am not my own.” He said, the threat made Ser Ryon hesitate long enough for Ser Jason to return to his ship and personally recommence the festivities by breaking open a bottle of Summer Island wine from his personal stock.
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>>6450919
The Bards spoke of that confrontation much, how the Pale Lion bore its fangs to defend his loved ones honor before his own, how for a moment, all had thought the Old Lion had come to Dorne with the thunder that Jason’s voice had become. Ser Ryon’s mother, Lady Delonne Allyrion, would send her apologies soon after, which the Pale Lion accepted with a smile and kindness, though he swore that Ser Ryon should never again cross his path.

These legends, songs, and tales spread across the seven kingdoms like wild fire, by horse and ship and raven, and all culminated when the wedding of Sarella Sand and Humfrey Hightower came a month later, an affair that was celebrated by the people of Dorne as a Martell Daughter found happiness.

It was a grand affair, and many had been waiting for the day so they might speak to the Pale Lion when he was allowed to step into the walls of Sunspear from the dock. Yet, the Pale Lion did not appear. While the marriage continued, the Pale Lion never revealed himself, nor did his wife. Many thought they were returning the slight of being banned from the city by refusing to attend the wedding, that the friendship between the pale Lion and his companions could not survive such blatant disrespect.

Until the Pale Lion removed his cloak on the eve of the feast, giving his friends his congratulations and apologizing that he had hidden himself. He proclaimed the day was theirs, and that he had not wanted to draw the people's eyes from what had been most important, their love.

The Pale Lion paid no mind or word to any one, merely congratulating his friends, wishing them good fortune, and inviting them with him for the rest of their journey which they accepted. He then left with his wife, and disappeared into the shadow city.

They were not seen until the Iron Lion and Black Wind left port a few days later, waving goodbye to the people of Sunspear and the Martells, towards King’s Landing.
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>>6450920
Cersei threw her glass at the wall, shattering it as making the handmaid who had been trying to stay as small as possible flinch away “Get out! Fetch me more wine,” The queen said, waiting only a second before she screamed at the frozen young woman “Go before I have you thrown from the Red Keep!”

Whether the Queen meant from the service of the keep or from its walls was left unknown as the young lady ran, tears in her eyes as she sought any escape.

Cersei settled into a sofa, burying her face into her hands as she heard the distant shouts and songs in the main hall. “Damn him, damn that brute. Damn that weak little man. Damn that little beast. They should have died, they should have been taken, lost to the world.” Cersei said, nearly crying out in frustration. She had been overjoyed when she heard her younger brothers had made off to the Doom, that they had up and decided to kill themselves without embarrassing the family beyond doing something so stupid. It was perfect, it eliminated the vile creatures that killed her mother, had protected her children from that nonsense prophecy, and let her savor the idea of Jaime, herself or one of her children taking the rock instead.

Now though, now she was cursed to listen to the whole kingdom sing, SING, the praises of that feckless waste of space and his collection of thugs and unwanted refuse, even hearing songs about that Iron born sow that had somehow failed to kill him.

Robert had been obsessed with the news of her brother’s return, and had been calling upon the best bards to sing their best songs of the Latterborn expedition while he drank and celebrated their health. Already he was organizing a tourney in their honor, the small council only placated from their feeble bleating about funds when her father had written saying he would aid the crown in honoring his son.

This news had made her nearly scream out in court, and when Jaime did not share in her anger, she could only retreat to drink as she fumed and boiled in her own frustration and anger. How could her father do this, honor this folly? Reward this foolish behavior, this callous risk of the family name? Where she could not dare step a toe out of line, could only be the perfect Lannister beauty, her worthless brothers could dare to defy her father and get rewarded?

She let out a hiss, reclining in her chair as she placed a hand on her stomach. Her anger soothed as she felt the kick within, her next child almost here. The image of another golden haired child running around the keep, another sign of hers and Jaime’s bond, held its own power.
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>>6450921
She made a promise to herself, for her children. Her brother had achieved so much at the age of 18, she would ensure that her brother would accomplish nothing greater, and failing that, her children would accomplish greater things. He was the brother of the imp, a spare that had grown arrogant, something the family would be better without. Her golden haired children would wise far above him, and they would take back what was theirs. Casterly rock, the throne, whatever they desired would be theirs.

A mop of golden hair rushed in, Joffrey stumbling in with tears in his eyes. “Oh my poor little lion, come here, what’s the matter?”

She said, taking the 5 year old boy up into her arms, careful so he would not kick her pregnant belly.

Joffrey buried his face in his mother’s shoulder, Cersei patting his back and rocking him as he sniffled “Father…I t-tried to show him I had learned my letters, that I could read the words in the books Maester Pycell set out for me. He wouldn’t look, so I tried to shake his arm…I…I spilled his wine, and he shouted at me.” he said, sniffling and crying as Cersei felt her rage increase, but keeping her calm as she shushed her little lion. “...Is uncle Jason really that great? Father is so focused on the songs, and he’s so excited for the tourney…”

“No,” Cersei said without hesitation, smiling down at her little prince and wiping away his tears as she placed a warm kiss on his forehead “your father is just a fool. Most of those stories are lies, maybe all of them. Our great Ancestor could not conquer the doom, no one could even with dragons and armies, and yet he says he and his second hand followers did it? The Bards are just exaggerating, and I would not put much weight in them. You will see, when he gets here. You’ll see how pathetic I know he is, and how such a man could never do the things the songs say.”

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A small smile decorated his face as he took the barest sip of his wine, Petyr Baelish took in the sight of the latest craze to enter the life of King’s landing. The craze of The Latterborn and the Pale Lion, it was all truly a riveting tale of course, and it made that he and his associates would have to begin looking at the possibility of future expeditions being planned to imitate the Latterborn’s success.

However, Valyrian steel, useless artifacts, and minor trinkets were not of any interest to Littlefinger. No, instead it was the Reaver Queen and her growing fame. The ambition, he recognized it, the hunger to ascend, and the ruthless edge to her person. This was an angle he had never considered, only ever tending to his growing network of friends and businesses in Kings Landing as he worked to cultivate his reputation. He had no doubts that he would become Master of Coin soon, with both his own talents and the little whispers of Lysa, and of course the ever wasteful King always needing more and more money to fund his hedonism.
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>>6450923
However, perhaps he would diversify, and invest in this reaver Queen's ascent. Everyone could use the help of a friendly money lender, even an Iron Born Reaver who would need gold and funds to eventually take power against the tradition those savages held so dear.

Her husband would be an easy mark, the infamous guilless Lion, though he would have to step carefully to avoid Tywins direct gaze, at least for now. He took another drink of his wine, smiling as he wondered how the coming years would go.

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Varys finished the food upon his plate, eating calmly and with refinement while those around his grew drunk or shouted in merriment. On the outside, the spider was the same calm and disturbingly collected Master of Whisper the court had grown almost used to. Inside though, inside was different. The songs of the Latterborn mattered little to him, the ambitions of the kraken daughter were quaint, and the strife the good queen was inflicting upon herself was trivial.

What lingered in Varys’ mind was the stories of the strange people Jason Lannister had brought home from Volantis. A large Knight in Black armor, said to have plates of Valyrian steel mixed into it. A refined and highly educated woman dressed in thick silks, acting on the behalf of her mistress back home whose identity was unknown.

They avoided the lime light, the attention, the lords and the bards, yet they had not avoided Varys’ little birds, and they collectively had given him enough information to have a…reasonable suspicion.

Black on crimson flashed in his head, his sister's final words, and the mission that still to this day he steered to completion. Could there be, after all this time and all this silence, more of them? Their family had been torn apart after the folly of Maelys, much of their plans, connections, contract, and fortunes had been lost in the chaos after the war of the ninepenny kings.

The Blackfyre line had been cast to the wind, and its male line destroyed, he having been the last until Serra had given birth.

However, Mantarys…that hidden away place, could it be that it held a secret few in his family had been told?

Already he was sending agents to infiltrate the latterborn, to discover Mantarys and its secrets, and once he was able to confirm his suspicions, he would approach the Knight and the Silken Lady. If his suspicions were correct, then he could do more for his Nephew than sow chaos.

He could revive the magnus opus of his family, he could do what Malys had failed to see through, he could inflict upon Westeros the final curse against the realm that betrayed them: The true Fifth Blackfyre rebellion.

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(That;s it for now, I'm going to try and get some more povs done today and HOPEFULLY finish this update in the next couple days or hopefully by the end of today.)
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Thank you based QM, these are awesome
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TY QM!!!
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>>6450923
>Joffrey buried his face in his mother’s shoulder “Father…I t-tried to show him I had learned my letters…I…I spilled his wine, and he shouted at me.” he said, sniffling and crying
Oh
Oh no
Oh poor baby. I actually feel bad for little Joffery. I didn't think that was possible.

Bravo QM
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I don't care much for the glazing, but the POVs are fun, so thanks
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>>6450925
>the spider is spidering
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EVERYONE GRAB A CAN OF RAID
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So Doran still took offense at the symbolic gift. I find it strange that he is focused on using Jason to kill Tywin when Oberyn already pointed out Asha was the better option. Somehow I feel like avoiding giving a shit ton of gold would have worked out even worse. Not surprising Asha and Jason sneaked out during the wedding to enjoy Dorne. It's the only place in Westeros that is good with their relationship dynamic after all. Sounds like the Martells chose to legitimize Sarella which isn't surprising. Letting her stay a Bastard despite accomplishing a heroic feat would have been a huge faux pas even for Dorne.

Interesting to note that quite a lot of key details were left out about the expedition, especially in regards to what Jason did. Not surprising given the magical nature behind it and how traumatizing a topic it is for Jason(both the Demon and ritually mercy killing an undead Dragonlord's cursed family). So much so everyone else began to suspect Jason of being useless.

Varys is gonna find out about Mantarys Blackfyre branch. Imagine the look on his face when he finds the Lucky Lion there, newly married to a Blackfyre. Oh man, that is gonna be priceless...

Littlefinger is gonna reach out to Asha to plot together. Already recognizing she is also insanely ambitious. Honestly, that combination frightens me a lot more than I thought. If the two really do work together...well it fixes Littlefinger's greatest weakness of lacking martial might. As if he already wasn't such a menace.

Sounds like the only magical event that became known was the Drowning and thus becoming chosen by the drowned God. To be fair, that is indeed impossible to hide given the witnesses in Slaver's Bay and how often the Reavers do business there. They would be able to verify it. I can only imagine how hard the Ironborn must be partying over it, albeit secretly confused about why a Greenlander was chosen too...

Sounds like Joffery might not have become a sociopath yet which is interesting to note and oh boy is Cersei gonna be fucking pissed when proven wrong with all that Valyrian Steel...
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>>6450994
>So Doran still took offense at the symbolic gift.
Doran did not take offense, he suspected insult but found none, however his anger over Elia surged back. He has a better opinion of Jason than he suspected he would, and sees what Oberyn was talking about, however that doesn't change the pain still there.

>Interesting to note that quite a lot of key details were left out about the expedition

I suppose I should have said more on the matter, but the events were not ommitted. they were painted differently though, and Jason wasn't keen on shouting about his own feats. So the Fire wrights, the faceless demon, and putting the dragon lord house to rest are known, but not the details that people found to painful to speak on.

However, because of how Jason presents himself, there was a lot of doubt that Jason did any of that and suspicion that his friends were gassing him up either out of loyalty or because he paid them.

>Sounds like the only magical event that became known was the Drowning.

This one is indeed the most wide spread and most recognized feat, as like you say there is too much proof to it. Plus, the image of the noble Jason shielding his wife from the burning waters, and they both surviving miraculously is a moving climax to the expeditions story.

>>6450982
Bardic culture of westeros requires gassing people up, and so Bards take liberties and Asha of course needs people to know the Latterborn mean buisness.

>>6450975
>Sounds like Joffery might not have become a sociopath yet

Joffrey i think naturally has sociopathic tendencies due to birth, however his upbringing is what makes him what he is. Cersei whispering and encouraging his cruelty and arrogance, his inferiority to his father and his desire for his father's love and respect.

And since Joffrey is still young, there is still room for him to change before things are too settled.
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hmmm several confirmations here.

Doran might not have accepted us, but he's receptive. I would find it hard to open my home to the son of the guy who had my sister raped and killed as well, and any gift but the mountains head would be insufficient in that spot. We have a good leg forward tho if he is considering us for his plots.

Dara seems to be having the time of his life in westeros. He's probably regretting not coming here sooner considering how happy he seems to be finding people that can rival him. Wonder how he'll react when he meets the king, one legend to another.

Fucking littlefinger is looking to get his grubby fingers on Jason's wife, who does he think he is when he has Lannister gold to fund her and Jason's own latterborn connections. Piece of shit scheming bastard. He is beyond dangerous and I am not happy he is already looking to manipulate Jason, hope we stay as far from Kings Landing as possible.

Cersei is naturally ruining her child and giving fetal alcohol syndrome to the other, but as in the books she is completely hilarious. Honestly her POV's were one of my favourites in the books and it was quite funny to read her thoughts, although she is a lot more insane in the books.

The spider immediately made the mantarys connection, but more importantly now we know he is a Blackfyre himself and his sister is Faegons mother. No wonder that sorceror cut off his dick to do magic, his blood is potent. Faegons invasion will most certainly be more much successful this time, with Tyrion not being there to goad him to go into westeros unprepared and maybe an attempt by the spider to have Faegon travel to Mantarys to meet the Blackscale branch.

The Pale Lion accidentally becomes number one supporter of the Blackfyre cause without raising a single soldier, following the Yi-Ti-ish philosophy of "do nothing, win"
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>>6451015
I think the best way to try and influence Joffery, is to talk through the importance of the role of pain.
Sociopaths can still act as, and be good people. They just have tendencies that lean them towards destructive acts. Once they understand the actual purpose of social standards and the human condition, then they are actually able to work with themselves and be functional, kind people.

Honestly, if Jason would be able to find out about Joffery's tendencies, and had sole time alone with him, i would really just recommend this lesson be said:
"Pain needs to be important, and doing it unless truly necessary will put you in danger of it too. People fear pain, as much as you do. So people, even if not spoken out loud, have made a contract written into society. That contract is, that pain needs to be important. Because all men and women acknowledge that some times, pain is unavoidable, especially when someone strong wants to impose their will onto others. But to do it carelessly, to allow it to happen when it is convinient instead of NECESSARY makes other people fear you. Because while people can get angry, their tempers can simmer, their emotioms can calm, and amends can be made. Pain, pain leaves a scars and aches. People remember that pain, and if that pain cannot be justified for something, something that might bring happiness later, or is done in the name of something right then it will only ever fester. Meaningless pain, suffering without reason, destroys people. So to try and lessen pain for us all, people agree that pain needs to be important. Not unavoidable, but that it needs to have meaning. You should not seek it out, it needs to come to you as the only reasonable solution left that might make the world better for you AND others. Otherwise, people will hate you, deeper than any amends can try to fill. And then, they will have no qualms about hurting you back, tenfold if their pain has become a festering wound"
*lean in and say it quietly to Joffery*
"Your mother feels pain, the death of mine and her mother was meaningless. She let it fester, and now wants me to feel pain as well. She needs someone to push her pain onto, who she sees as responsible. Understand, that the cruelty of life and our mothers death, has left her spiteful at life. Pain has broken her, in that way. Pain is that important, and so it can break you too. You should never make others want you to go through pain om purpose, for pain inflicted is a debt that one day will be repaid. In life, or in death."

It needs to be penciled out, that the rules of kindness are not just enforced "just because" but rather because he does not understand that their pain is just as real to them as his is to himself, and kindness exists to protect himself just as much as help others. Sociopathy in that way, is kind of very autism coded.
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We are neither in a position nor particularly holding the knowledge about "preventing" Joffrey. He's Cersei's kid. That's about as much as we can get.
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>>6451040
Sorry to say this, but unless Joffrey is given to foster with us we aren't going to be able to wash the stain of Cersei's influence from him. She is spoiling him, teaching him that cruelty is the only way to get what he wants because that is what she idolises in her father, who she admires to be (directly calling herself Tywin with teats). Jason might be a small good influence on him since he is by all means a legendary hero who achieved what no other could, but in the end Cersei is Joffreys only parent since Robert is uninterested in being a father.

I would rather stay away from Cersei's kids. It truly isn't worth it. Sure we'll talk about our adventures to Tommen, Myrcella and Joffrey and let them pet our Lion and see our cloak and dagger but beyond that I don't think we should attempt to be fill the position of their absent father.

We gotta not be stuck in King's Landing, Jason is not fit for schemes and that place is infested with schemers. When we can have Tyrion by our side as our consigliere only then we can consider doing some political plays like that, but even then strengthening the Iron-Gold alliance by civilising the Islands and bringing the Westerlands under our full control is the better option.
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>>6451045
As this anon said, we really don't wanna spend much time at King's Landing. The earliest we can grab littlefinger's big bag of money and take over the Iron Islands, the earlier we and our children are away from the constant threat of tywin and cersei's nonsense.
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>>6451045
>>6451050
Fair enough, it is a slight bit of a reach. I was thinking in relation to the original "life plan" QM mentioned in the first thread, where eventually Jason would go to kings landing as master mason. But yeah the plans probably have changed waaay away from that. At least for the forseeable future.

Buuuut, i would be remiss if i did not mention, that if we wanted Jason to be really cheeky and maybe have some critical influence, we could ask Joffery while in front of robert and Tywin, if he wanted to squire with Jason later on in a couple of years time.
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>>6451050
If Baelish approaches the situation like a merchant investing he might be able to get away with things without painting a giant target on his back regarding trying to schmooze Asha. If he tries to hoodwink her like he does every other woman he comes across boy howdy would he be making a mistake. Hopefully by seeing her as somewhat of a kindred spirit or peer he'd be more willing to be wary and respectful of her and take a different approach. If he does so then he'd make a decent ally to have in the back pocket. Never fully trust him of course, but he'd also expect that and accept it because that's how he'd approach it if the roles were flipped. He's an honestly dishonest guy, if that makes sense. Unlike Varys, who is a dishonestly honest guy.
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>>6451057
I have to imagine his plan is probably to lend her the funds to support her ascension to the throne of the iron islands, which is probably a rather expensive effort.

Of course, it's not like she's entirely broke having a lannister for a husband, but I wouldn't be surprised that she decided to throw us on her boat and get the fuck away from lannister territory the moment she learned she was pregnant.
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>>6451057
I think you have wayyyyy too high of an opinion of Littlefinger. That guy wouldn't hesitate to kill all the children in the land if it meant it would give him even the slightest bit of leverage, and he is practically the medieval equivalent of Epstein with the disgusting brothels he runs that "cater to all tastes". We should NOT associate with him and I would rather not make any deals with him or his dirty purse. His head genuinely belongs on a spike.
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>>6451058
It's less about his approach and more about his endgame. How he would seek to exploit Asha in return for his aid. Quid pro quo. However he will offer his help and "friendship" is less important than how he intends to leverage it afterwards. If he's just going to play the money game that's fine. If he's gonna try to bid for inter-house alliances that'll be a problem. It's up to Asha to navigate that situation but it's something I'd at least like to keep aware of.

>>6451059
>I think you have wayyyyy too high of an opinion of Littlefinger.
My opinion is exactly where it should be. He's scum. But he only hides that fact if he thinks you are stupid, otherwise his efforts to disguise how vile he is are merely for the sake of politeness and social acceptability. That doesn't change the fact he is extremely capable and effective at what he does. No matter how much you hate him he gets shit done. Even if it is mostly to his own benefit. If he were just any other awful freak he would never get to where he does. To the tune of making it to advisory positions to the king all on the backs of fucked up shit which is an open secret at that point. I'm not calling into question that he deserves a stay at Bolton's Happy Castle. I'm just saying he's useful as long as you're careful.
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>>6451060
He is more harmful than he is useful. He's incredibly intelligent, perhaps the smartest person besides Tyrion and Varys in the land but he is completely self absorbed and would betray you at a moments notice without hesitation if he saw it would be beneficial for him. And we simply don't have the necessary guile and scheming skills to be wary enough about him. I suppose it'll be Asha's choice to accept him or not, considering he only seeks to manipulate Jason. Maybe he'll be too autistic for him to grasp how to properly sway.
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>>6451057
Littlefinger is interested in Asha's ambitions as he identifies with it. He sees her as a viable 'partner,' whereas he sees her husband, Jason, as a mark. If he does try to seduce her, she'll just put an axe through his skull. Which I believe is unlikely because he seduces women for whatever benefits he can take from them and not whoever is powerful enough to be a genuine threat or viable ally to him. Plus he has a ton of whores anyway.

If the two do team up, it would be an insanely dangerous combination. Littlefinger's greatest weakness was always the sword because he never built up any military power whatsoever. However, he would need to convince Asha and Asha would have to tolerate Littlefinger. All Littlefinger wants is MOAR POWAH, while Asha's ambitions are a lot more complex.

Funnily enough, Littlefinger would absolutely LOVE Jason's view on power and rulership because he doesn't mind lowborn, knows his limitations, and wants whoever is best for the job no matter their status. Basically Littlefinger's dream employer. Having a boss like Jason would have gotten Littlefinger everything he ever wanted without all the bullshit he previously had to do to claw his way up.

Personally, I think Asha would lean more towards Queen of Thorns or Doran for schemers. She has similar beliefs as the Queen of Thorns, while she and Doran share a mutual enemy that they both want dead. But what does Littlefinger offer? Coin? She's married to the Lannister heir. Both of them are much more viable allies to Asha.

Really up to Asha but the schemers are a real danger to Jason, besides the martially inclined.
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>>6451070
Speaking of the Queen of Thorns, we should probably expand our influence a bit to Highgarden in the Tourney. We already have a huge connection to the Reach through the Hightowers so it will be a nice way to get some trade connections for the Latterborn in that city. Wine from the Arbor is considered the best after all, and the Tyrells would likely support our ambitions or at the very least Asha's since a stable Iron Islands that focuses more on trade would make them richer as well.
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>>6451015
How did the Undead Dragonlord and family became known when the Drowning is the only magical event that became known? I mean I get opening the vault is obvious since there is no hiding where they got the loot but opening the vault required that magical ritual that put the Dragonlord family to rest via ritualized mercy killing. A subject that Jason most of all isn't going to want to ever broach.

I'm surprised the Faceless Demon was mentioned, considering how it was countered by Jason via legalese. It felt like the magical part was heavily obfuscated given how weak magic is and how important those particular details/secrets are. So it made sense that the Drowning was the only thing that became known.

Makes sense why Asha is gassing everyone up, especially Jason, since the feats he accomplished are very much things he would rather forget if possible and refuse to discuss. Definitely the most twisted feats of the expedition came from him. Nowhere near as grand as the others but necessary.

For sociopathy, one is either born that way, turns into one during early childhood or early adolescence. So in theory, Joffrey might not even be a sociopath yet.
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>>6451072
The issue with the Tyrells is the Queen of Thorns' son's obsession with marrying into the Throne. The Queen of Thorns herself is actually much more down to earth and strongly disapproves of such ambitions. After all she went through quite a bit of trouble and plotting to avoid just a union with a gay Targ prince in her own youth. Much less marrying off Margaery to someone so much older/gay and later a sadistic sociopath. Margaery is her biggest weakness and greatest prize that she cares the most about in her old age as her granddaughter and protege. To win over the Queen of Thorns means winning over the Tyrells, but she is so old that she doesn't give a fuck anymore unless it's about her family and specifically her granddaughter most of all.

So the current head of the Tyrells is the biggest obstacle. The man is similar to Tywin in his ambitions with the Crown but without the personal ability to back it. A troublesome oaf to deal with. His children on the other hand, clearly inherited their grandparents' talents as it skipped a generation apparently.
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>>6451067
Petyr is also smart enough to realize he can't just betray willy nilly. If he was that mustache twirlingly conniving he'd already be dead. He'll betray you for sure, but only when he can get out of it scot free. He's far more likely to give you a bad faith deal than outright betray you. No amount of competency will save you from social suicide which is what genuinely frequent betrayals would earn you. For a man like Baelish anyway, since courtly play is his only talent.

I do think Littlefinger is actually smarter than everyone else save maybe Olenna, she's nutty sharp. He's just held back by his egomania. He thinks he's the guy who will do anything to get ahead, but in truth Varys is the kind of guy to do whatever it takes. Which is why Varys can outplay Baelish. Not saying Varys isn't himself terrifyingly clever of course. Amusingly, Littlefinger is basically Cersei if she was as smart as she thinks she is.

>littlefinger tries to schmooze jason
>jason just thinks baelish is a queer but polite man and wonders why varys and the guy always seem to share smirks and glances toward each other

>>6451070
It would have been absolutely hilarious for Baelish to have started under a man like Jason. Because the guy he was working for would seem like the most horrifyingly ambitious guy in the seven kingdoms while the guy himself has no idea what is going on or why he keeps getting more responsibilities while Baelish basically bulldozes everyone around the dude to forcefully advance the both of their careers. The perfect cover story because the guy who is benefiting from it doesn't even know it's happening.

>going with Thorny Jess
I wouldn't say they have similar beliefs. It's more that Olenna wants her family on top. It just so happens that her family is afflicted with HIMBOs. She's not really a reformist or egalitarian she just knows that leaving the dudes of her family in charge would lead to dumb shit so she would rather have herself or Margery at the helm.
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>>6451076
I thought of a better way to put it. The Tyrells view themselves as competition to the Lannisters for influence over the Iron Throne. The only one who doesn't is the Queen of Thorns herself because she went through the trouble of escaping a marriage with a gay targ Prince and always intended to keep a safe distance from the Iron Throne itself. So despite her 'ambitions' the power draw never affected her and she was instead quite wary of the Game of Thrones despite being one of the very best at playing and THEE very best female player of it. Unfortunately, the rest of the family doesn't see it that way and she still cares about them. Margaery most of all.

>>6451089
She is great at playing the game of thrones but doesn't actually want to deal with the absolute bullshit of being at the very Top and having EVERYONE target you. Too much work. Much better to be high ranking and too troublesome to deal with, so you just pay lip service to whoever is supposedly in charge.

Olenna is interesting in that she DOES have the ability but considers it too much trouble. She was so astoundingly effective at what she did she became the premier #1 female plotter and most powerful woman in Westeros for many decades uncontested. There is a reason she is the called the Queen of Thorns.

Unfortunately for her, the children and grandchildren never saw it the same way. She cares a LOT about her family. Olenna knows better than all of them combined how much trouble the Throne actually is. Being a regional High Lord is the perfect spot to be in. Too big a fish to fucked with and not high enough up have a target on your back by everyone else. Olenna loves that sweet spot and rides that position like an undefeated champion.

Agreed on Olenna views the sexes and ideology. She dislikes her family's men being oafs for two generations straight and her only relief is Margaery exists. Which is why she cannot let her son fuck up Margaery because one day Olenna will die and she needs Margaery to takeover her position. Olenna actually enjoys being a lady and her heavy handedness stems from her family's men being oafs who need someone to knock some sense into them. Luckily for her, the grandkids all understand Margaery's importance. Which is why they're so protective of her but they are also too ambitious in the wrong way for her tastes.

This doesn't mean she doesn't care about other women, particularly young girls who find themselves in bad positions like she nearly ended up in the past(gay Targ husband). Hence why she tried to help out Sansa.
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>>6451076
Meh, Loras isn't the heir to the house (its Willas, someone said to be quite intelligent) and he has no such ambitions yet. He's just a promising squire. House Tyrell is smart enough to curb those dreams if they get too out of hand and besides that a trade deal has nothing to do with the side they (briefly) choose during a civil war. Renly is still gonna be blood magicked to death and automatically solve that problem.

Anyways, a trade deal will only help us and if the Tyrells already are becoming closer to the Lannisters it might even have the butterfly effect of them not supporting Renly's bid for being king in the future. Olenna thought it was foolish from the start, this time they might calculate they have too much to lose by aiming that high.
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>>6451015
How much would Cersei seethe if Bobby B suggested Jason take on Joffrey as a page.
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>>6451155
Immediate assasination attempts, general plotting to besmirch Jason's name and ruin his reputation. Also putting her full attention to Tommen instead ruining his childhood and giving him similar issues to Joffrey. In canon she basically completely forgets about Myrcella and Tommen but if Joffrey is given away to foster her care naturally shifts.

I hope that doesn't happen tho, not worth the hastle and might end up like "Rhaegar knighting the mountain" type of situation.
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>>6451155
I'm going to guess at LEAST Tornado Warning Siren, perhaps bordering on Standing In Front Of A Ship's Horn. And Robert would naturally cave to her screeching and tell Jason he can't squire Joffrey after all just to shut Cersei up because he isn't allowed to beat his bitch wife.
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>>6451155
Same as last time but much more murderous. Arryn tried to send him away before knowing how bad an influence Cersei was on the boy and how little Robert cared.

>>6451126
Would be worth a try. Olenna for whatever Asha is up to and we have connections via the Hightower.
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>>6451164
besides that, I do hope the Starks are also in attendance and bring Theon with them. Would be cool to see Asha's little brother and introduce him to Dara since he is also quite the archer. I bet he'll be looking up to his sister like any little brother would, the little brat is about 11-12 so it'll be a good age to mold him to stand on his own feet. Will also help him see that despite his captivity he can still achieve great things if he puts his mind to it and utilises the resources the Starks give him
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>>6451167
The biggest problem with Theon is his inferiority complex. Robb actually treats him like a brother. As Ned intended for the two to grow up, similar to how he and Robert grew up under Arryn. Hoping it would be considered less of a hostage and more as a ward. He was also taught the same things as Robb, as well, given he was supposed to be a fellow heir. It's just Balon hates him for the humiliation and wants him dead. Destroying his relationship with the Starks and stoking that inferiority complex hard after finding out Asha was meant to be heir instead because he had too much 'Greenlander' in him.

Dara would be a great influence on him. Hopefully he looks up to Asha instead of worsening his inferiority complex. Its not like the Starks ever mistreated him. Quite the opposite, in fact. The younger Starks saw him as family and Ned tried to replicate how Arryn was to him and Robert.

I highly doubt Ned will refuse to take Theon with him to King's Landing with his family for the grandest tournament in Westeros History ever, given how Tywin opened his checkbook to pay for it all. He'll let Theon have his reunion. There is a good chance Ned will be there when Jason and Asha talk to Robert about the Iron Islands, along with Arryn.

I wouldn't be surprised if Asha tries to convince Ned to allow her to pass Theon some proper retainers so he doesn't feel like a prisoner anymore.
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>>6451170
Given how much pride he has on simply being Ironborn, I don't think his sister raiding the Doom will cause him to think of himself as lesser. He didn't really have too much insecurities until he met with Balon, and was quite proud of himself as the heir to the islands (thinking westerosi custom applied there). He started to have an inferiority complex when he was not given any respect, told that he was not worth his salt by his father and got a reality check on how the Islands actually function. If he is at the Tourney, that means we get to see him without the idiot Balon humiliating him or him humiating himself by unknowingly trying to fondle his own sister before being told she outranks him.

I think his main problem is he knows he is a hostage and thinks Ned would kill him if his father did anything even if Ned would never do such a thing. That sword is always hanging above his head in his eyes and that limits his potential but kids that age almost always look up to their older siblings and I think he'll be inspired rather than sulking since Asha loves him and now doesn't have to pretend she doesn't due to political reasons.

It also helps that Asha was basically in the same circumstances as him, only older. If she succeeded despite that why couldn't he? I think Asha will be a genuinely good influence on him in the long run
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>>6450982
tbf, even if Jason is humble, there's no way that the other families wouldn't take advantage of the situation. The Hightowers, Martells, and Ironborn would all be trying to maximize the hype so that they can benefit themselves. Hell, the whole continent would want to brag about the achievement since it's evidence that they are better than Essos.

>>6450990
>>6450994
If Gerion does end up marrying Heanora, Varys would genuinely shit his own pants. The Lannisters are one of the richest and most powerful families in Westeros. Yet they tied themselves by the hip to the Blackfyres, by complete coincidence, without any scheming or plotting. That's beyond a dream come true for him; that's a straight up miracle.

By coincidence, this might mean that Varys ends up softly on our side, and doesn't eventually kill uncle Kevan.

>>6451017
>>6451058
>who does he think he is when he has Lannister gold to fund her
>it's not like she's entirely broke having a lannister for a husband
That's the problem. Tywin has the money, not Jason. If Asha wants to make a power grab for the Iron Islands, then she will probably need money here and now. It's not impossible for Tywin to give it to her, but he'd use it to try and force her to make the Ironborn permanently subservient/dependent on the Lannisters, whereas she wants he people reformed but still independent. That leaves Littlefinger as Asha's next best source of short-term wealth. For him, it's an incredibly safe investment since Jason will one day inherit the biggest goldmine on the continent, all he has to do is wait a while.
This >>6451089 is what intrigues yet worries me. He is 100% only out for himself, yet if an ally is valuable then he won't just throw them aside if they can still be of use. If he and Asha work together to climb higher, there's a chance that they could become VERY dangerous. She has the political strength to fuck him over if he betrays her, whilst she provides enough benefit that she is worth staying friends with.
Tywin is the only one who is perceptive enough to notice what is going on and step in.


>>6451040
>>6451045
Saving Joffery from becoming a complete monster is something I'd rather avoid despite the benefits, simply because it really would start to feel like Jason is a gary stu.
That said, while not "fixing him", I think that there's a believable course of action that could lead to him becoming... like 10% less shitty.

If Jason gives Darkroar to Joffery, then he could ask Robert to have Jaime (the best swordsman in Westeros) fully train him with the new family heirloom. Jaime stayed away from his children in order to protect them and hide the truth. With an extremely convenient excuse like this, Jaime could actually spend more time with Joffery and try to be a father to him since Robert isn't. Without even knowing the truth, Jason might accidentally help his big brother.
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>>6451184
>Saving Joffery from becoming a complete monster is something I'd rather avoid despite the benefits
Me too. We aren't the realms damn psychiatrist and shouldn't attempt to be either. I am fine with just being the cool uncle that the kid looks up to.

I do want to save Theon from being Reeked tho, but besides that anything else is not our problem. We oughtta stay as far from Kings Landing since the scheming game is our weakness.

Joffrey isn't getting Darkroar no way. I would rather give it to Jaime directly as Joffrey isn't technically a Lannister, he is a Baratheon by law. We do not know of the incest, and he has no right to the sword or any of the treasures.

When Tywin eventually dies and Jason takes his place in the rock we will have a lot of work to do and distancing ourselves from the royal family is going to be one of them. The Iron throne is a poison and Cersei will drag us down with her if she gets the chance. I hope Jaime also wisens up and pushes himself away from her sooner rather than later.
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>>6450910
>>6450911
Doran: Why is this little lion so guileless and nice, there must be some insult behind this
Jason: i...is that some old ass building? Who cares if I have to stay on the ship, I can study this historical site from afar!

Hilarious.

>>6450913
Fuck yeah, our boy getting his deserved fame! And his wife, but that was to be expected

>>6450914
And Asha to! And people recognize our summer islander pal!

>>6450916
>>6450919
>>6450920


And our uncle is finally out of Twyin's long, dark shadow

and our own legend seems like that of Jason of the Argonauts, the one who gathered together such legendary figures and took them sailing into glory.

>>6450921
>>6450923
Seethe and Mald, Cersei

>>6450925
Oh hey Varys
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What do the songs say about our big little bro Tyrion? That dornish arsehole did talk shit about him and his wife so apparently we are not hiding him anymore that worries me Tywin might go out of his way to ruin their lives as a matter of principle.
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>>6451221
Tyrion is across the sea and out of the way, with an entrenched position and armed/wealthy.

It's too much trouble to deal with unless tyrion starts making moves to reenter westeros
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>>6451221
>>6451224
Tyrion does not have much of a legend forming around him, save for him being sensible in not going but like the knight shows, some considers giving up such glory to be craven.

However, those are people who don't recognize that he is set to make a lot of money and also did it in order to honor and defend his wife and unborn child.

So he isn't going to be famous, but only the most unreasonable would fault tyrion, and only the most brazen and rude would openly insult him.
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>>6451177
Yeah, that is why we need Asha to meet Theon, and desu we gotta go North anyway to study the architecture there and repair all the Night's Watch forts. I don't believe that Ned is gonna reject their reunion. He has quite the soft spot for Theon but Theon doesn't realize it. He sees himself and Robert in Robb and Theon.

>>6451184
I wonder how Varys is gonna react when he finds out Jason played matchmaker and was seemingly behind the whole plot. Especially since he is gonna find out that Asha was against it and Tyrion only showed up later. The guy is gonna be flummoxed. Is Jason that amazing an actor and mastermind, or is it somehow by accident? Same thing happened between Jason and Oberyn through Asha that nobody noticed, not even Doran suspected it.

Jason, despite how cluelessly honorable he is, can be surprisingly astute when it comes to plotting when he has to be. It's just he is kinda guy nobody would ever imagine being capable of such due to his autism and honor. Jason would rather facilitate someone else to do it for him while he can play dumb. Using Asha on the Martells was no coincidence. He knew the Martells hated the Lannisters but not Asha; he just needed an excuse to bow out while pushing Asha forward in his stead. Trusting that she would be able to handle it. Sure enough, she won over Oberyn and soothed the Martells.

Jason has direct access to the Lannister funds. Hell, even Tyrion did and Tywin hated his guts. Jason absolutely could fund Asha himself(assuming Tywin doesn't cut him off but that is extremely unlikely, as it would be too demeaning for House Lannister to not afford their Heir being able to buy shit); however, he cannot fully mobilize the Westerland military forces without his father's approval(ergo Tywin's permission would be required to mobilize the Fleet). That is completely ignoring the fact that Asha is THEE Lady Lannister because Tywin never remarried. So she also technically has access to the Lannister checkbook; it's just Asha hates that position so much she avoids it like the fucking plague.

Even military wise Jason is very popular among the gentry and smallfolk. So he could still rally together a lot of men at arms and knights to his banner. Hell, QM stated he could do the same thing in the Reach if he really wanted to. It makes Jason unusually and uniquely dangerous because Jason DOESN'T have to rally his bannermen for a large army. All he has to do is put the word out.
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>>6451309
Keep in mind Jason is the only High Lord who actually gives a damn and is willing to throw them a bone. He is extremely famous for this, starting in the Westerlands, later the Reach and after his exploits, all of Westeros will know. Lords normally focus on their bannermen and rivals while ignoring the smallfolk and taking the gentry for granted. Before proving he had Valyrian Steel Balls, Jason was an eccentric lord who loved architecture and actively supported the smallfolk/gentry with his plans. Hence why he is so esteemed by the gentry and smallfolk. Thus having plenty of men at arms and knights more than willing to answer his call.

It's just a facet about him that most really don't pay as much attention to as they should. Jason is like Danny with his strong grassroots support. Even if Jason wanted to send reinforcements to the Wall, all he has to do is ask; while they might not join the Night's Watch, that doesn't mean they won't rally and sally forth to the Wall at Jason's request. Asha knows this well, which is why she specifically mentioned handling his Bannermen. The nobles are not a fan of Jason's plans supporting the smallfolk and gentry, as Tywin himself pointed out. Its funny that if Jason really wanted to he could as a LOT of trouble with is popular support among the smallfolk and gentry. As he is uniquely not limited to whatever military forces he and his bannermen can put together or resorting to mercs.

Jason cannot save Joffrey simply due to Cersei. She will NEVER let Jason properly intervene in Joffrey's life or upbringing, even if he offers. She hates him far too much for that to happen. Even Robert and Arryn couldn't do anything about it. Jason could influence the other two. Wrangling Joffrey would somehow require getting past Cersei and even Tywin doesn't know how much of a fuckup Joffrey is until it's too late.

Getting Jaime to step in wouldn't be a bad idea considering how much Joffrey looked up to the Hound as a father figure but again that would require getting past Cersei. Ironically, the best solution would be Tywin and letting him intervene after alerting him to how much of a fuckup Cersei is at raising kids. Even fucking Tywin is an honest improvement to Cersei at raising children and he didn't know about it until it was too late when he finally intervened.

Truthfully, the Spider and Littlefinger would kill him anyway because it would inflict more chaos and instability upon the realm. The only way to truly save Joffrey is to kill Cersei, Spider, and Littlefinger. Jason cannot do that but I wouldn't be surprised if Asha ends up killing Cersei.
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>>6451311
>Getting Jaime to step in wouldn't be a bad idea but again that would require getting past Cersei.
I think Jamie is maybe the one person that Cersei would be happy to have near her kids. The bigger problem is that Jaime is too scared of the truth being discovered, so in order to protect his children he overcorrects and keeps his distance to avoid suspicion. If Jason gave him a believable excuse then maybe he'd feel comfortable enough to try.

>Truthfully, the Spider and Littlefinger would kill him anyway because it would inflict more chaos and instability upon the realm.
In a crazy twist of fate, both of them might aim their sights away from us, for completely different reasons.
If our friendship with the Blackfyres carries through, then Varys might not remain hostile towards the Lannister family.
If Asha forms a psuedo alliance with Baelish, then he might try to avoid pissing her off. She and her husband would be friends in VERY high places for someone like him. There's better people for him to screw over if he wants to climb higher.

>>6451309
>Is Jason that amazing an actor and mastermind, or is it somehow by accident?
This is hilarious in a meta way. Jason's actions are being decided by us, and we have ooc knowledge about the setting. So we would be witnessing people in-universe reacting to what would seem like the Gods silently guiding Jason into coincidences that are super beneficial for him, even when the decisions don't fully line up with his personality.
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I am going to vote for us to accept Baelish's help because it would be metagamey as all fuck to refuse at this point - he doesn't have a reputation for being a weasel until well after the War of Five Kings, and he might tell someone like Ned not to trust him, but that isn't typical for him. The advantage of having a bunch of extra personal cash to fund an Iron Islands campaign is undeniable and would really just help us out.

He will probably betray us badly, maybe even more harshly than he betrayed Ned. But that's ok, because I also want to vote to ally with Baelish because it will just make for an amazing element to the story. I think the emphasis on quests to be games sometimes gets in the way of them being stories, too, and winning the game all the time sometimes makes for an inferior story. ASOIAF benefits from all the characters you like having multiple antagonists from multiple angles, and while Cersei is an excellent enemy for us - like she is for Tyrion in the canon - I think the Baelish + Bronn duo would really be the ideal pair of rivals for our long term arc. They could make problems for us over a long period of time in different ways, and it'll be a lot more entertaining.
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>>6451311
I do want to focus more on the Smallfolk base that Jason has built. It makes him a great dark reflection of Tywin's elitist approach and suits him thematically. Of course Jason will face the same exact issues egg faced when he tried to do the same, but I do think in the long run it will be worth it.

Right now the nobility holds a near monopoly on defence but with Jason's prestige and rather meritocratic approach to ruling we can truly change that, and it would also help us cut out the reliance we have on Tywins influence as well.

That's also one part of Ironborn culture that is genuinely good, they are quite meritocratic in a way, with every captain being a king in their own ship and traditions like the kingsmoot creating a smooth transition of power instead of a royal line determining everything. I think Asha was right to say that Jason has a bit of Iron in him deep down

If we focus on that, it would also be beneficial for people like Littlefinger and Varys to increase their support for us, but I do think Varys will most likely pull us aside and talk about the Blackscales as soon as he finds out so we will have to see

>>6451333
One silver lining with the Baelish deal is his ambitions don't really touch the Westerlands and the Iron Islands as his eyes are set on the Vale and the North. He is obsessed with Catelyn and by extension Sansa, so his plots won't really hurt us in the long run. Even right now he only seeks to invest in us.

Once the chaos starts I think he'll be too caught up in his own personal plots to collect his debt with us. OOC I do want to refuse him, but it does also depend on Asha more than Jason to do so
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>>6451333
Personally, I believe we're not even going to have a vote on whether we deal with Bailish or not, I believe that will be something that Asha (as in, the QM) will decide, and we'll learn later down the line. Because if we really go to Bobby, Ned and Arryn to sell our idea to bring Asha's reform, we'll surely be handed some support and all we need. The only way this doesn't happen is if Tywin isn't present when we pitch the idea (which I doubt, because it doesn't make sense he's not already waiting for us in KL), or maybe Arryn and Ned nag Bobby into saying no and convincing him to stay out of it. And still, I believe our problems are more about in terms of men, because we literally don't need money, and Asha has some insane influence for our trip to Valyria. We could play this while Irons Isles thing to the long run and leverage the ironlanders to get a majority of support for Asha instead of Euron (if he even comes back alive for whatever bullshit he does now).

The problem is that, unless Bailish has access to some other resource we need, or entry to some other place, there's nothing he can offer to Jason, and just a few little things for Asha, if he can figure out what to offer to her. Maybe get Jason some important friends from the Vale? A "generous co-operation offer" to make the Latterborn company richer fairly quicker?

I don't know about the books, but Bailish can only offer whores and some loans. We are Lannister, we don't need money, and we can (apparently) just get in contact with whatever noble Bailish knows. It's not metagaming, is just that, for Jason, Littlefinger has nothing to offer. Maybe he can offer Asha a way to help get rid of Tywin earlier, and that's a BIG maybe.

But, Varys? There are some more interesting things he can come up: Valyrian lore, access to magical tomes or objects, get better relationships for the Blackfyre's even if he doesn't outright says he's one of them... Idk, that's what I can think off for the moment
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>>6451339
Baelish does have influence where we don't and probably never will. Jason isn't the type to rub shoulders with ne'erdowells. Even Asha is more the type to find friends from soldiers than actual criminals. And he's a classic mover. Asha makes for a great conqueror, Jason makes for a fantastic empire builder, but Baelish really does fill the hole in the political kingpin role. Sure, Jason CAN get an in with all the people Baelish can, and quite easily, and sure Asha could probably schmooze with a fair number of them, but those two together would still be unable to match just how quickly and easily Baelish can do both of their jobs in that regard.

It'd also be nice to have someone in King's Landing that will work with us while we have our hands full elsewhere, like Asha dealing with the Iron Islands and Jason dealing with the Westerlands. And while that could also paint Varys as a potential ally, Varys is also guaranteed to fling Westeros into chaos for their long con and at the end of the day gives just as few shits about us as Baelish does.

Siding with Baelish means softly standing against the Starks, because his creepy ass can't get over his bae. Siding with Varys means siding against the entirety of Westeros except the handful of allies to the Blackfyres he has cultivated over the years, which is mostly minor houses and Dorne. Dorne isn't even in it for the Cause, they just fucking loathe Tywin so much that they're siding with Varys just for the get-back and anything that comes of it is just a bonus.

Personally, rather not deal with either of them. But they are going to come to us one way or another and force the issue I am sure. The downsides of being famous, it appears.
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>>6451339
What Littlefinger offers is an immediate flow of cash that is beyond the power of Tywin to control in any way, as Asha would probably rather die than to ask Tywin for money the offer might be attractive to her. On the other hand, as she is Ironborn she might refuse the gold outright and take the offer as more of an insult. Truly depends on how aware Littlefinger is on Asha's differences in comparison to most of the westerosi lords.

Varys on the other hand... will soon discover the help we gave to the Blackscales and the Latterborn-Mantarys alliance at the center of the trade monopoly being built on the demon road. This is major blackmail material as the King would certainly not look kindly on the Blackfyres and Jason who has helped them, but also something that Varys can't use because he himself is a Blackfyre.

The spider and how he will choose to act truly is a mystery, but Jason might have accidentally made sure he will be supporting Faegon in his ascention.

Varys was unaware of the existence of the Blackscale branch previously, and since the Targaryen siblings are under his control this time they genuinely might not be getting sold over to the dothraki as a weird side effect.

I still think Dany will still be birthing the dragons somehow, but the circumstances might be different. Perhaps instead of the rather confused approach she pursues when it comes to abolishing slavery this time it'll be the Blackfyre sense of honour guiding her decisions
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>>6451351
An interesting point worth mentioning is that Littlefinger is still somewhat low on the ladder right now.
Meaning that our assistance and support is of significantly more impact to him since he's not yet a major player. We can offer him a lot more than just paying back the money he lends us; put in the good word to try and help him become Master of Coin, cooperation with Tyrion's Latterborn stuff, plot a way for him to gain Cersei's favor by feigning that he and Jason are enemies, etc.
Even though I despise him irl, we have an opportunity on our hands since he isn't at his zenith.
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>>6451413
Problem with that line of thinking is Baelish isn't the type to pay back his debt to anyone. Even if Jason does sponsor his rise, the moment he gets powerful enough to find other allies to manipulate he will leave Jason and use the leverage he has against him if it suits his plans. He doesn't think beyond self interest and the relationship would always be skewed towards his favour so he'll always be a bad investment

Varys on the other hand is the more trustworthy one between the two great schemers, although I am of the opinion that the two are partners in crime rather than rivals. With Varys at least you can be certain he does everything for the sake of the Blackfyre's and we although by accident already aided his cause greatly
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>>6451309
>Jason would rather facilitate someone else to do it for him while he can play dumb.
Jason is the Mace Tyrell of house Lannister
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>>6451413
>>6451428
The problem with both of them is they are both backstabbing and untrustworthy. Varys is never truly your friend, even if you align with his goals, because his goals don't require you unless you've got certain blood. Meanwhile Littlefinger will never truly be your friend because he only has two loves, his unrequited one and his ambition. Even if we sided with the Blackfyres we'd still be a target for Varys because at the end of the day he could definitely figure out a use for our death. And Baelish is, well, y'know a prick.

Obviously this leaves us with only one friend in King's Landing. Autism Buddies with Stannis! Not really. But if we do get along with him the way only Tism To Tism Communication can, I will chase that just for the bit. I for one welcome his dry humor and sarcastic wit. And I have the most unbelievably retarded and cockamamie plan. Gerion just needs to have a son with Haenora. It'll all come together. Trust.

>>6451445
>in one corner is the twunk who underestimates himself
>in the second corner is the himbo who overestimates himself
This is why no one should walk in front of funhouse mirrors.
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>>6451448
If Uncle Gerion marries Haenora I don't think Varys can afford to betray us, considering that would cut off access to the Blackfyre armory. Maybe with that deal we bought ourselves the biggest insurance we possibly can.

Stannis is the worst person to back honestly. With his foreign religion and absolutist views on the running of the kingdom even if he takes the throne he will never be able to keep it for long. Not to mention he will also immediately move to strip house Lannister of their lands due to their treason against the throne the moment he gets power even if we help him because thats how treason should be punished according to the law
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>>6451331
It is hilarious in meta way but in reality of the setting/game. Jason is someone a master of intrigue can simply never conceive of yet somehow gets results as if he really were a mastermind. This has to do with how Jason looks at things and the way he reacts.

For his interaction with the Martells which by all rights should be trying to murder him and hate Lannister guts. Were coincidentally blocked by Jason being too honorable to leave a ship stranded and immediately throwing out Asha to face them because he knew doing so himself is suicidal. Instead he simply trusted and believed in Asha's ability to handle what should have been an extremely hostile situation. As Jason knew that Dorne isn't biased towards women, therefore won't take his withdrawal as a slight AND that Asha also has a huge grudge with the Lannisters. He just doesn't realize how deep that grudge truly is and that it would form the foundation for her stance with Martells.

Jason saw that it worked. The Martells didn't QUITE hate his guts as much. He just doesn't know the reason for that is that Asha agreed to plot with them about murdering her father in law. Yet in Jason's view turns out Asha really did get the job done!

As for Lady Blackscales and the Blackfyres its for the same reason. He was just that good and honorable, who didn't look down on the Blackfyre women for becoming matriarchal thanks to his relationship with his wife. He simply saw a poor distraught maiden who needed to hear the truth and some help with starting a family(he played matchmaker). Even refused a priceless apology gift/reward just because.

However to a plotter like the Spider or Littlefinger? They simply cannot comprehend that Jason is being THAT trusting, honorable, and good natured can somehow pave the way for incredible results and successful schemes. It worked because it proved his sincerity and ensuring the RIGHT person was assigned to the RIGHT job. That is what makes Jason's 'schemes' so masterful. He wasn't 'scheming' at all he was simply sincere and delegated. Actually he was in fact scheming its just Jason doesn't see it that way and has someone else 'do' the plotting for him.

This makes him the hilarious, incomprehensible antithesis for Littlefinger and Varys. They can see the RESULTS but simply cannot comprehend how he did it. Hence why they default blaming Asha or the other Lannisters because it simply doesn't make any sense to them. So obviously someone must be using Jason!

It is entirely in character, not just meta bullshit plays. A real meta bullshit would be preventing Stannis from killing Renly which is impossible to know about or do without metaknowledge/ability.
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>>6451450
>If Uncle Gerion marries Haenora I don't think Varys can afford to betray us, considering that would cut off access to the Blackfyre armory.
Nah Varys could easily make it look like an accident or someone hostile to the Lannisters did it. And Varys is extremely, unnervingly good at getting women to trust him. He could manage. The only world in which Jason is truly safe from Varys is if Jason outright married a Blackfyre. And even then I would be worried. Varys will absolutely kill us if he thinks it is beneficial. Keep in mind, he, like Littlefinger, collects children to turn into spies. Unlike Baelish though, Varys will also cut out their tongues or kill them if they outlive their usefulness. Petyr will just put them in a whorehouse once they're not useful as spies. Or if they are, actually.

Stannis doesn't even worship Rhllor, he just doesn't stop people from doing it around him. He provides lip service in the same way that a lot of Westerosi nobles pay lip service to the Seven. And no one actually cares that he does except for when it is useful to act like they do. Kind of like politicians. Only actual faithful care and thanks to the Maesters over the years, they aren't as numerous as they used to be. Moreover, with the Sparrows fucking around there is an active Schism in the church of the Seven, which further reduces their overall power. And their feeding of the peasants may seem like it gives them a lot of manpower, but everyone knows if Stannis was in charge he'd make sure everyone gets fed because everyone knows his reputation for literally starving himself half to death along with his men when under siege. So that's a net zero. The whole "He's the wrong religion" thing kind of falters. He'd always be at more risk from the nobility than the peasantry just because of his hardliner stance genuinely benefits the lowborn because he wouldn't let the gentry or highborn get away with anything either unlike how the institutions normally work.

Also, the punishment for treason has always been death and not seizure. Not saying the lands wouldn't get redistributed, but still. He'd be more concerned about executing traitors than settling land disputes at first.

That all being said, there are no "good" options for siding with any of the parties in King's Landing. They're all detrimental to us in some way, we're probably just gonna be forced to pick one at some point for any number of reasons. In that regard, Stannis gets to be a good choice because if he is inevitably going to wind up dead, any losses he incurs upon us we can just get back in the chaos after the Throne goes up in the air again. I just think it's funny and that's why I would pick it. If it doesn't turn out to be funny then I wouldn't pick it. Simple as.
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>>6451331
Cersei encourages Jaime to stay away from the children as she fears people growing suspicious. Hence why he complains about the only thing his children ever were to him was a squirt of seed in Cersei's cunt.

Both Littlefinger and Spider depend on sowing as much chaos as possible for their goals. So they will end up killing Joffery but sparing Cersei for precisely that reason. Keep in mind Varys also killed Kevan because he was too competent and was successfully stabilizing the realm. So he had to go.
Littlefinger is a real wild card because he saw the same ambition in Asha and Jason is his dream boss. The whole reason he loves Chaos so much is it is the best ladder to climb up from. Whereas the Spider needs the chaos to create an exploitable opportunity. It's the basis for them being partners in crime. Why Littlefinger never betrayed the Spider.

>>6451333
Littlefinger is known for his shady connections and methods, along with his ability to somehow rub two coins together and out pops a third. People know about his infamous whorehouses after all. Its just he is seen as too useful with his ability to print money. What people don't know about is Littlefinger is a schemer on the same level as the Spider but they teamed up. Everyone knows the Spider is a plotter but they don't know that about Littlefinger.

Baelish is reaching out to Asha so Jason cannot do a thing about it and Littlefinger doesn't know that Jason's leadership style is his dream come true. When he finds that out, he is gonna change his tune real fucking fast about Jason. Jason is someone who is just TOO good/useful to risk losing for Baelish. The man, if anything, is gonna be pissed he didn't find out sooner. As someone like Jason is invaluable to someone like LIttlefinger.

>>6451351
That is the greatest danger of Asha and Littlefinger allying. The resulting powerblock would be an utter nightmare else to face. However that depends on Baelish offering something valuable enough to get Asha on board. As Asha doesn't need gold so he'll have to tip his hand to get anywhere with her. Otherwise why would Asha ever take him seriously?

>>6451428
Except Littlefinger needs a shield otherwise he's dead with how many enemies he has. The Spider does this by being the Spymaster. LIttlefinger needs a fallguy/figurehead for his plots which is why he uses/protects Cersei. Most people mistake his actions as Cersei being responsible(she is too stupid/incompent only 'succeeds' entirely because of Littlefinger and Spider using her). As Littlefinger doesn't have a strong enough shield he is forced to manipulate and use other people as his shields. Same reason how he manages to influence and aims to control both the Vale/North.

Jason is the best boss/shield Littlefinger. While Asha is ambitious enough that she will force Jason to go along and fuel BOTH of their ambitions. Asha and Jason are, oddly enough too valuable for Littlefinger to harm because he needs them.
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>>6451457
It's funny because no matter who Jason winds up throwing his lot in with, it turns into an utter shitshow for anyone to deal with. If he sides with Baelish, the Vale winds up on the same side as the Lannisters with the other allies. If he sides with Varys, then Dorne somehow becomes a viable short term ally so long as they get to kill a handful of Lannisters and their cronies. If he shacks up with Stannis then he gets to potentially strongarm the Stormlands into siding with Stannis instead of Renly and make that a whole thing. And if that doesn't happen, then the North might become viable if a bunch of weird shit happens between now and then as well. Because the Lannisters hold so much power they can swinging dick diplomacy in any direction, and once Tywin kicks the bucket all of that falls into Jason's hands.

It's actually hilarious.
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>>6451356
Biggest butterfly effect is the Targs. Spider does have them under control but the Beggar Prince is gonna wanna stay in Volantis to sniff around about Valyria especially with how they are newly obsessed again with everything Valyrian. Meanwhile Lady Blackscales is having second thoughts about the Targ children. The Beggar Prince will likely end up drawing negative attention from both her and Tyrion when he inevitably schmoozes his way into Tyrion's manse to sniff around and his abuse of Danny will directly antagonize them all.

Danny meanwhile has a very real chance of meeting the Blackfyres and negotiating a truce simply because both sides can blame the historical bad blood on their 'oafish men' of whom are now extinct and both Houses were forced to resort to matriarchal to survive. Which is something the Beggar Prince is too proud and crazy to ever humble himself for. This is something even the Spider can do nothing about. What if the Blackfyres offer Danny refuge or even a husband? What if Danny gains her imp while she is still so young?

The biggest ripples are in Essos right now. It is focused on the Targs. If Danny meets/is saved by the Blackfyres or decides to rally the Targ loyalists directly...it can go many directions.

>>6451445
Without the ambition and far more eccentric. It is what makes Jason uniquely dangerous. Jason isn't someone who will actively pick a fight with you but he is someone who, if crossed, can make hell rain down upon you to a far greater extent than anyone would think or possibly imagine.

>>6451450
The opposite. To Varys it may look like the Lannisters are trying to takeover the Blackfyre Armory and acquire Valyrian bloodline that the Targs were paranoid the whole time about but at the same time it can make the Lannisters a useful tool/patsy. However, if the Spider fucks around with Gerion/Jason or Blackscales he will turn the entire Blackscales Branch against him. As they are extremely favorable towards Jason and greatly prize their own honor. They will HATE someone like Varys. Keep in mind the Blackfyre branch is a bunch of honorable romantics in how they see the world. It's why Jason got along great with them to such an extent that it drove Asha up a wall.

However, their idea of doing things is the polar OPPOSITE of the Spider. Keep in mind their idea was conquest, honor, and fair stewardship to retake Westeros. Not plotting, chaos, and backstabbing. It's why the Blackscales were entrusted with safeguarding the Blackfyre armoury. It made them the most trustworthy, dutiful, and reliable branch.
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>>6451451
I must say that part of our success has been that Jason is an incredibly lucky person with the people he has chosen to show his honourable side to. In places with insane rulers like the Vale after lysa takes over or Kings Landing in general the current honourable line of Jason would not work.

I do think he can read people quite well, Jason does know the limits to honour with how he gave command to Asha for that specific reason in Essos, and specifically avoided Tolos to not have to deal with Ghiscari scum.

Mantarys on the other hand is somehow the second most honourbound place in planetos only surpassed by winterfel, and he recognised that immediately and changed his attitude accordingly

Even in Volantis, he made sure that money and prestige talked first and didnt let people see his usual humility.

So he can and does read people well. The Martells on the otherhand were impressed nearly completely by accident as even ooc anons chose to go visit humpfrey just to be a bro. It was the best possible move in hindsight tho

>>6451453
>They're all detrimental to us in some way, we're probably just gonna be forced to pick one at some point for any number of reasons.
Thats why we oughtta fuck off to the wall to reinforce the place so no matter who wins that stupid civil war we would be defending the realm for the good of all
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>>6451460
>Thats why we oughtta fuck off to the wall to reinforce the place so no matter who wins that stupid civil war we would be defending the realm for the good of all
>tfw this is essentially the "stannis but skip to the end of his character arc" choice
kek we definitely need to do something about the Wall though, agreed. We're still gonna wind up dragged into the civil war though, because of Tywin. If he dies we might have a chance of getting out of it but I doubt it. If the Five Kings Scuffle kicks off, we're probably gonna be stuck with it. Damn petty nobles. We just want to play with our blocks!
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>>6451458
Yes and what is even funnier is Jason isn't ambitious enough to want to side with anyone or use it. He'll be too busy trying to put out the fires the other Lannisters keep setting. Poor guy is trapped on damage control because of Lannister cruelty/stupidity and overambitious overreach. The real fucking menace is Asha because of how extremely ambitious she is and she has the means of dragging Jason along for the ride.

>>6451460
Jason learned to be so astute due to being the 'mediocre' heir. That beat into him a desperation to ensure he can find someone else who can do the job properly. That makes him way more dangerous than most people realize. He is very quick to change his tune and grab whomever he can to solve the problem. Jason doesn't see the 'loss of pride' or accepting defeat as a problem, unlike the other Lannisters.

Jason is extremely convincing at hiding his astuteness. You can even see this as far back as his very first interactions with Asha. Jason knew Asha wasn't gonna break and hated the Lannisters but he was stuck marrying her. So he HAD to make up with her somehow lest he get his throat slit in his sleep but at the same time he also couldn't be seen as a pushover and doormat by her either.

But nobody sees that about Jason. They just see an eccentric, honorable goody-two-shoes who somehow keeps getting lucky. Even ASHA doesn't know that about Jason. Tyrion is the only one who might have a clue. To realize how astute he is you have to see that Jason's choosing of people and assigning the right tasks isn't an accident. He purposefully makes up an excuse while doing so. For the Martells he used his Humpfrey as an excuse and pushed out Asha.

NOBODY realized what he truly did at that moment. He just looked like a good friend supporting his bro. In reality, he knew approaching the Martells himself was suicide but he knew the Martells would reconsider Asha and Asha shares a common grudge with the Martells.

Jason is actually an incredibly competent ruler and steward but his style of doing it looks like the exact opposite. To everyone else, he is mediocre and simply gets lucky with choosing the right people at the right time. Except he kEEPS DOING IT. Not only that, he doesn't even care about their background only their ability! Shit he even forgave actual traitors and spies so long as they were still suitable and he could keep using them. What annoys him to no end is when someone else sabotages his plans and prevents him from using the 'right people for the job' no matter their status. Jason WANTS people to keep overlooking him. It's why he cherishes Asha so much. Everyone pays attention the ambitious and bossy Asha but not her ever-supportive and loving husband...he's just a pathetic joke, right? All according to plan. Nobody suspects Jason; everyone suspects Asha and even Asha.

Jason accomplished what Littlefinger always dreamed of with plausible deniability. All so he can enjoy his blocks!
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>>6451459
Yea Viserys will be dying one way or another. He is way too unfit to be anywhere around even a modicum of power.

I think Dany might be married to Faegon like it was planned after the birth of the dragons, joining the Blackfyre and Targaryen lines and ending the civil war symbolically at least.

Lady Haenora doesn't really have anything against the targ children, and she'd be completely happy fostering them. She also most likely has a lot of dragonlore, so Dany might become a proper Maegi this time instead of just having magical blood.

I think despite maybe considering its a Lannister bid to take the armoury over Varys will not move against the Blackscale branch or Jason without getting all the information he possibly can. He isn't someone who would jump to conclusions, and would notice pretty fast that the old lion does not have knowledge of Mantarys.

Most importantly, he knows no rebellion can survive without allies and that is why he is bringing the realm into chaos. He wants to make the situation so dire that the people would rally behind the lost heir to the throne Faegon returning and bringing order. Thats also why he keeps track of Roberts bastards to potentially install them in the stormlands afterwards. I believe if he thinks we can be an ally he will ensure that we remain one

He will talk to us soon enough anyways. I am certain we will find our answers soon
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>>6451463
>Jason WANTS people to keep overlooking him
I do think at some points you are exaggerating as to the extent in which Jason is intentional with his humility, but it certainly has worked in his favour so far. I don't think sending Asha to the Martells was intentional at least conciously, and in a lot of decisions Jason tries his best to not be his father who had tormented him and his beloved twin and that guides his decisions more than anything else.

He does also seem to genuinely not have too high of an opinion of himself, despite being a prodigy in engineering and architecture he only thinks he is well educated. In Valyria he not only managed to undertand the Maznareon ritual he also almost singlehandedly managed to best a honest to the gods demon in a battle of wits by simply noticing the rules of Valyria.

He has great deductive reasoning skills, he can inspire loyalty in even the most unlikely people and is a lot more savvy than people and he himself gives credit for.

Once he manages to crack Valyrian sorcery he will be one of the most dangerous people on the face of Planetos, and no one would think to put the blame on the Pale Lion
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I can't hear more about how Asha is am-fucking-bitious anymore. Use different words! Here, have a list:

enterprising

spirited

keen

active

daring

eager

intent

enthusiastic

hopeful

striving

vigorous

aspiring

energetic

adventurous

avid

zealous

intrepid

resourceful

purposeful

desirous

Two-fisted

Self starting

Goal oriented

Industrious.

Please use anything other than "is [insanely] ambitious!"
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>>6451482
You forgot "Go-getting".
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>>6451482
Asha is not "insanely ambitious" in a traditional sense anyways. Her goals are cultural transformation of the Iron Islands into something that isn't destroying itself and leaving the people in a perpetual state of poverty. So "Industrious" will be a better descriptor for the future

In a world where everyone is playing wide she wants to play tall. That is admirable in a way but aiming for her fathers seat is her birthright in the end, especially since Balon is an oaf and a dumbass barely more intelligent than Victarion that hasn't done one bit of good since taking the seastone chair. Poor Quellon should've sent his dumbass kids to foster in the greenlands, truly a man cursed by the most unfortunate combination of children possible for his plans.
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>>6451492
I have no doubt Euron Killed his father FOR Balon, possibly at Balon’s request since he cannot stomach Kin slaying himself.
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>>6451496
I wouldn't be surprised if that is the case, considering just how quicky he began work on dismantling all of Quellons reforms. Hopefully Asha and Jason will be able to drag the islands into a better age kicking and screaming inspite of their respective patriarchs lack of support for their ideals. I am certainly excited to see the iron Islands through Jason's eyes.
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Wenna Arryn, the 19 year old first child of the Hand of the King Jon Arryn, looked across the many guests and courtiers within the Red Keep with a hidden but growing sense of dread. Her aging father’s letters had detailed only a handful of the troubles that seemed to be slowly forming within the court, at the center of which lay the new King Robert Baratheon. She remembered when the former Lord to Storm’s End would charge across the halls of the Arryn’s ancient halls, how the large boy became an even larger man and always treated her like a younger sister. She had seen him grown with Ned Stark, had watched him hold his first natural born child, and had hugged him with all the strength a small child could when he came to the Eyrie after his parents death.

She had seen Robert Baratheon plenty before he was king, and now a few years after Greyjoy’s foolish rebellion, she saw it: Robert was wasting away upon the throne. When the King had marched on the Iron Isles he had been the warrior King again, the Demon of the Trident marching anew, but already his eating and drinking was burying his draining muscle in fat. Wenna had felt it when Robert had picked her up in a hug and spun her as he always did, her laugh hiding her reaction to his softening flesh and weaker strength. She had no doubt the king held strength capable of besting most knights, but the difference was too great to ignore.

Her husband, Andar Royce the Heir to Runestone, was sharing drinks and laughter with the King as he always did when they paid a visit to the Red Keep. Thanks to their marriage, Robert was all too willing to share his time with the vale Knight that in all honesty was no where near the equal to the King. It drew attention away from her, something she appreciated as her gaze shifted to her step mother Lysa Arryn, Tully by birth, who was swelled with child. If it was another daughter, Wenna would remain the Heir to the Vale which would please her Husband and Good Father Yohn Royce, but if it was a boy he would become the heir.

Wenna suppressed a sigh, imagining the work she would have to perform in order to help a younger brother rule the vale. Her duty as an elder sister was to help to keep the Royce’s loyal, something she did not doubt she could do, but they had long hoped to seat their blood in the Eyrie beyond the Gates of the Moon through her. Her father had grown so old, and been without a male heir for so long, that she had heard her Good Father begin to openly dream of the idea.
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>>6451533
The matter of rule did not matter to her, what mattered was what her duties demanded. Which in the future may include helping her younger brother rule and making peace with the step mother who saw Wenna as a threat. But now, include her doing what she could while she was in King’s landing to help her father shore up the weaknesses of the court and stand in the way of those who would manipulate it as the King failed to take a firm hand.

Already she saw that there was already too much blond hair within the hall, Lannisters having become more and more prevalent as years had gone by, with the latest squire of the king being a Lannister nephew or cousin or somesuch. It showed a court that was being dominated by Tywin Lannister, the ever ambitious man he was.

Her father had few allies, few means of placing people in positions to aid him. Lord Stannis was one of those few allies, brother to the king and Master of ships, he was a firm man who stood alongside her father to maintain the kingdom. Renly should have also been an ally, but seemed more interested in his own popularity and left much to be desired as a master of laws. Pycelle, the Arch Maester, she did not trust and neither did her father fearing he was a Lannister Creature. Varys could not be trusted in general, despite his work as a Master of Whispers, he was far too dangerous and enigmatic to trust as an ally. The current Master of Coin was thus far completely unremarkable, and was already being slowly phased out to be replaced by the only man her father had managed to choose himself, Petyr Baelish.

Wenna held that as some small victory, the small Vale Lord from the Fingers and loyal to her father quickly taking the reins on the crown's finances, even if he did not have the position yet his word was already reaching the small council. Her step mother was also a supporter of the former tax collector, and though the man was of low station his effectiveness was heartening to Wenna. Perhaps her father might be able to right the ship, given time.

Though her greatest hope lay with this coming Tourney, one to celebrate the Heir of Casterly Rock, Jason Lannister and his return from the Doom of Valyria. While the Lannister’s gaining more renown and soft power was something she did not care for, it would finally be bringing the one man she knew could perhaps correct the course of the King or at least shame the king into briefly allowing Jon Arryn to fix the course of the Kingdom.
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>>6451534
Lord Eddard Stark, the Quiet Wolf, was her other brother in all but name besides Robert and only held the ability to shame or correct Robert. The Most Honorable man in the realm, save for the blemish of his Bastard Son Jon Snow, would finally be coming down South. Not because Robert invited him, as he commonly declined such invitations to many of the tournaments the king held. Not to celebrate the fame of the Pale Lion, Ned having no love for the Lannisters or Tywin especially. He was coming down at the behest of his children, Elder boys Jon and Robert eager to see the southern knights, Sansa Stark his eldest Daughter to see the southern courts and pageantry, and most powerfully the Hostage/Ward Theon Greyjoy who wanted to see his sister.

Lady Stark was also attending, her young children Brandon and Arya Stark too young to have much say but Ned unable to leave his wife in the cold when she could enjoy the south again. How Ned had convinced his wife to allow Jon Snow to go south was beyond Wenna, but it was fortunate all the same. The Starks could become great allies, and help stand against the Lannisters, they had to.

If they didn’t, then she would have to aim the damage control somewhere else. Her mind wandered to the young Heir Joffrey, her anger rising as she remembered how Robert had treated the young boy. She had saved her chastisement for now, decorum demanding she not admonish the king in such a public place as a proper lady, but when she had the chance she would speak with the King. She knew he could be a better father, to both his Son and to Mya Stone back in the Vale.

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Theon breathed in the sea air, hanging off the mast of the large personal ship of the Lord of White Harbor, Wyman Manderly or as Theon, Jon, and Rob joked in whispered tones “Lord Lard”. He was leaving the cold of the North and already was feeling the warm winds of the south as they sailed away from White Harbor, his heart filled with excitement as the idea of seeing his elder sister after their years apart. The first year with the Starks had been tough, adapting to the cold and missing his mother and family, but slowly he had found that the Stark boys were kinder than his brothers. He did not care for Lady Stark, and feared Eddard Stark, but he was never treated cruelly, he was given the same treatment as the Stark children, and the people of Winterfell seemed to treat him as any other Lord.

When he heard Lord Stark speaking about the Tourney of the Pale Lion, how his sister would be there, Jon, Rob, and Himself had banded together to beg Lord Stark to attend. They badgered him, pleaded, and bargained much to his amusement and annoyance. Finally, he agreed if they all cleaned out the Winterfell stables and helped the Maester care for the crows for a week. The rush of victory made the labor bearable, and made many smile seeing the young boys run around Winterfell seeking to earn their trip.
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>>6451535
Now Theon was back on the sea, his friends unused to the feeling while he Himself had yet to lose his own sea legs. It was cleansing for his soul, a chance to polish the skills he had begun to cultivate back when he was a smaller boy. He had made friends with the sailors, who were all too happy to see the young boy take on the job as Cabin boy and crewmate and do so well while the other Lordlings dealt with their sea sickness.

All the while, Theon enjoyed the feeling of being Iron Born again, even though there was no reaving or longship.

“Enjoying the spray, Lord Theon?” spoke a pretty voice below, Theon looking down to see the beautiful young granddaughter of Lord Lard, Wynafryd Manderly. Theon had immediately noticed her when the Stark company met with Lord Manderly, and while Jon and Rob were more concerned with the Knights, Theon had his gaze drawn to the White Harbor girl who was perhaps a year or two younger than himself. Theon had always been more interested in girls than his friends.

“Very much so, Lady Wynafryd,” He said, making sure to pronounce the name properly despite it being so different from the names from the Iron Isles. He hopped down, landing with a thud before the Lady of White Harbor and then bowing to her after standing “Winterfell is so far from the sea, that I feared I’d never see it again. Even if this isn’t a Longship, it's a fine vessel that I’m happy to sail on. Though, the presence of your beauty makes up for that.” he said with a smile, his youthful skills of courtship still raw but the blush on her cheeks only fueled his confidence.

He would have to be careful with the words he and his friends spoke, so they did not insult Lord Lard and ruin this little game between himself and Lady Wynafryd. With a kiss on her hand, he walked off to converse with her, both used to the sea and unaffected as the ship swayed.

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“Will you fuck off already?” Asha said, trying to sound angry as she pushed Jason away, having woken up to his kiss to her forehead and his second kiss to her already swelling belly, the affection that had been pouring out of him ever since it was confirmed she was pregnant. Asha rose as she threw a pillow into the stupid smile Jason had, looking out the window to see the sunlight “We almost there?”
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>>6451536
ason let out a confirming noise from his throat, walking off to a nearby table and lifting up a trey, on which was an assortment of foods that Sarella had recommended, things to aid the growth of the children in Asha’s belly. Instead of the wine or ale that Asha preferred, there was a bottle of Pomegranate juice that made Asha frown. While she was not opposed to the sweet drink, she was already missing her normal drinking habits, but Jason had infuriatingly adamant on reducing her alcohol consumption to almost zero, and working with Sarella to help Asha eat and drink things to keep herself and the babies healthy “I’m going to get fat at this rate if you keep treating me like this.” Asha said, taking the tray and eating in order to avoid Jason being insufferable.

“While I’d doubt you’d let that happen, you being well fed and pampered is not a task I hate to see done.” Jason said, sitting down and eating his own food, a much lighter thing. “I won’t annoy you by repeating myself or Sarella, and this is only temporary. I would never lock you down or stop you from being free if it could be helped.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever you say.” Asha said, drinking her juice and sighing “Just so you know, if you don't want to lose a sister, it's best you keep her either quiet or away from me. I don’t care if she’s Queen, she needs a punch to the face to learn her limits.” Asha said, remembering the feast after the tourney at Lannisport and how Cersei had attempted to ruin it.

Jason let out a laugh, nodding as he tried to not spit up his own juice, having vowed to not taste alcohol as long as Asha did to show solidarity “ Oh how that image will dominate my fantasies, were it not for our likely immediate imprisonment I could see myself being unable to do anything but laugh and kiss you. But I take your meaning, I will do my best to run interference between you and the Queen, and will have some of our men try and keep an eye out. Might even ask the king for help, though…maybe you should just enjoy the kings company? My sister might be put off by his favor to you.”

Asha considered it, remembering the jovial laughter and the infectious comradery of the king. She still held some anger at him for breaking the iron isles, but the years had dulled it due to her understanding her father to be at fault and also having such close ties to the king. “Aye, that might be best. Though it’ll be hard to not drink near him.”

“I trust you are strong enough to tell him no.” Jason said absentmindedly, making Asha curse internally at her husband. He always knew what to say, even when she hated it.

Silence fell on the couple for a time, then the sound of the waves and seagulls made Asha think of something. “When the children are born…I want my uncle to come, and…bless them in the old way.”

Jason stopped eating, then took a fortifying breath “And by bless you mean…”
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>>6451537
“Not drowning, like not actually like the ritual for adults.” Asha said hastily, holding her hands up, then placing them on Jason’s as the Lannister man looked relieved “While, some think it should be done that way, the sane have it so the child is simply dunked into a tub of sea water, splashed in the face, and simply that while a priest recites the prayers. It's completely safe and… me and all my brothers went through the same thing.”

“Well, as long as no one attempts to drown our children for real, I am fine with it. Though, I would also like to have them blessed by the Seven, either in the Starry Sept or the Sept of Baelor.” Jason said, meeting Asha’s gaze “I believe in your god Asha, I saw its face…but I also saw the stranger, and know that there’s more to this world than a single group of gods.”

“I mean, I don’t know if trying to appease both will do anything, but I don’t think trying to appease one will do anything, so fine.” Asha said, reviving a hug from Jason that she returned “But if we have a daughter I will be teaching her how to kill a man.”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way! No man shall harm my daughter. Now gets ready, we’ll be landing soon.” Jason said, standing up and head out of the room, leaving a smiling Asha who placed a hand on her stomach.

“…it’s still sooner than I planned, but…maybe it’ll be alright.”

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Joffrey stood on the dock next to his mother, standing tall and proud in the new doublet his mother had commissioned for him that bore the golden lion and black stag of his duel houses. He looked over to his father, then adjusted his feet and how his shoulders were so he mimicked the giant man that was his father. He thought it made him look strong and kingly, but to the court it looked endearing and to his mother it looked too much like Robert to be tolerable.

“Sweetling, fix your posture, you must be presentable.” She said, fussing over how Joffrey stood, with Joffrey at first resisting then surrendering to his mother’s direction. Joffrey felt his anger begin to swell, but then his mother whispered how handsome and better he looked now, and his mother never lied so he smiled and accepted his mother’s intent.

They had all come down from the Red Keep to the Royal docks, where in the distance rapidly closing in was the black and gold sails of Uncle Jason’s two vessels, the Black Wind and the Iron Lion. Neither were very large, just a trading ship and a iron born savage long ship. They weren’t like the royal flagship “Fury”, which was a triple decked war galley that had torn through the Iron Born. He had managed to be on Uncle Stannis’ ship last month, and even if Uncle Stannis was made at him for yelling at his crew until he was allowed on, Joffrey still had fun.
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>>6451538
His focus returned as both of his Uncle’s ships came and dropped anchor. He had to stay stern, stay strong, and not get caught up in his Uncles lies. Him and his Iron born savage wife, and all the refuse and unwanted chaff mother said he had in his company. He wouldn’t be played a fool like everyone else, and he would be here when his father saw Uncle Jason was a liar. His father was a real hero, a real legend, so he’d see through a liar instantly.

The gangplank dropped down, and the crew of both ships immediately began to perform their duties as the first man came down.

Joffrey's eyes went wide as a man that stood tall and proud came down the gangplank, wearing armor that was decorated with towers and bearing a tower shield of swirly black metal, of Valyrian steel. Joffrey had seen shields like that used in the spars, but the knight was holding it like it weighed nothing. It must be fake, probably painted wood.

Then Humfrey Hightower brought his rainbow hammer and slammed it against his shield, the thud ringing out and seeming to shake everyone and especially Joffrey’s own heart.

His eyes went wide as Ser Humfrey Brighthammer stood ready and then spoke proudly and loud “Presenting, the leaders of the Latterborn, the Conquerors of the Doom, the Pale Lion and the Reaver Queen, Lord Jason Lannister of Casterly rock and Lady Asha Greyjoy of Pyke!”

Joffrey collected himself, stilling his heart and wiping the awe from his face as he tried to be stern. He wouldn’t fall for it, he wouldn’t be swept up like the rabble in the false tales and silly songs. He looked to his father so he could see if he had seen through the lies yet, but his father was smiling and cheering along with everyone else. No, no father would see through the lies, he was a real hero, he was the king, he wouldn’t be fooled. Joffrey scowled, glaring as two figures emerged from the Iron Lion, with a third mass behind them.

The crowd gasped, and Joffrey had forced himself to not mimic them. Standing tall and proud, draped in fine clothes that screamed the Lannister name, beneath a cape that looked like it was made of dragon scales, came the uncle her mother had described as pathetic, weak, and unremarkable.

The Pale Lion was decorated with pure white fur, his legendary Valyrian steel cape making his shoulders seem wide and set. At his hip was a new blade with lions on the hilt and a ruby in the pommel, along with a Valyrian steel dagger on his belt. He was not handsome like Uncle Jaime, or beautiful like his mother, but Joffrey saw that his smile was false as he waved to the crowd, it was a real smile, one that was proud and strong like his father’s.
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>>6451539
Next to him was his Aunt Asha, and she was even more impressive, wearing a set of scaled mail decorated with both Lannister and Greyjoy colors with two axes at her hip that looked like Krakens formed the handles. She had a smirk that he had only seen his mother make, a challenging one that dared someone to insult or oppose her. The fact that she bore steel and wore armor was something that Joffrey had no idea how to settle in his mind, women did not do either, yet his Aunt seemed like she wore it like a second skin.

Then the crowd gasped as behind them strode a lion, whose fur was as white as Uncle Jason’s decorative fur, that was the size of a large hunting dog yet from what Joffrey had seen from his studies had the proportions and features of a cub yet to become an adolescent. It padded after his Uncle, standing to his side as they stood before the king and receiving gentle but thourough scratches on his skull.

Joffrey could feel his control slipping, repeating in his head that his Uncle was a Liar and a fake. His father stepped forward, and Joffrey cheered in his head for his father to reveal the liar and show everyone that Uncle Jason was what his mother had said.

“Jason, you blasted Moron! You grew! You’ve got muscle now, no more of that scholar slouch you had!” Joffrey’s father said, the prince watching in disbelief as after Jason and Asha bowed to the king, Jason took the king's hand in a warriors hand shake, then so did Asha.

“Well of course, you have to build muscle while dealing with the hardships of travel and the savage lands of the Giscari.” Uncle Jason said, his voice without any fear of the king.

“Aye, he wasn’t a bean pole before but he bulked up plenty between the wedding, his knighthood, and braving the horrors of Valyria. He might actually be able to throw a decent punch now.” Aunt Asha said, laughing along with the king as Uncle Jason took the insult with a smile, Joffrey confused as to how he could accept that from his wife, when the king did not tolerate each other speaking like that.

Uncle Jason then turned to Joffrey and his mother, and bowed gracefully “My Queen and Sister, you look radiant as ever, like the mother and the Maiden all at once. Congratulations on your second child, I cannot wait to meet my new niece or nephew.”

Joffrey had expected some insult or rudeness, but Uncle Jason had been more polite than some of the courtiers, yet he could feel his mother’s hand grow tight on his own. “Oh, well I do well to maintain the dignity of my position, someone must after all consider the standing of our house.”

Joffrey smiled, praising his mother for her subtle jab at her uncle, then frowning when he only smiled and laughed “Aye, you are the jewel of the Lannister house dear sister, one day perhaps I might shine half as bright.”
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>>6451540
Then Uncle Jason turned his gaze down at Joffrey, and Joffrey expected some kind of glare, or plotting, or consideration, or judgment to cross his uncle's eyes.

Instead Jason went to one knew so that he was eye level with Joffrey “So you must be Prince Joffrey, my nephew.” He said, his smile small but warm as he met Joffrey’s gaze “I’m sorry it took so long for us to meet, but it warms my heart to see you now. Come here, let’s have a look at you.”

Joffrey puffed out his chest and stepped forward, pulling his hand from his mothers as he stood strong, standing ready to defy his Uncle, to protect his mother. Instead Jason let out an appraising sound of joy “My! Strong and resolute! Fitting traits for a prince, and looked at these
Muscles.” He said, patting Joffrey’s arm appealingly “You are already getting strong like your father, have you begun your swordplay yet?”

Joffrey frowned, looking away “N-no, mother says I’m not ready. It’s too dangerous.” He said, knowing how his father was disappointed when Mother refused to allow her son to enter the yard yet.

“What? Then that means this is all before you’ve even begun training?! Oh watch out My king, your young prince may end up stronger than you!” Jason said, Joffrey looking up and seeing his Father smile and nod, filling Joffrey’s heart with warmth.

“Ha! Maybe, but he’ll have to work hard at that! Soon as I can get him in the yard, oh I’ll make sure he’ll live up to that potential he’s got in him.” King Robert said, not looking at the wide eyes of his son.

“Well then we should ensure the young Prince is well fed for that!” Uncle Jason said, placing his hands beneath Joffrey arms and lifting him onto the Pale Lion’s shoulder before the Prince could protest “Bring me to the feast you no doubt have ready for us My king, I wish to experience a proper King Robert celebration and Make sure my Nephew eats enough for his training!”

Joffrey was swept up by the cheers and mirth from both his uncle, his father, and the crowd that he forgot to hold back his smile, to hold back his excitement, and to remember his mother who was left behind as they crowd surged.

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The Tourney of the Pale Lion has begun in King’s landing, beginning with a feast to welcome the Latterborn heroes and the lords who came to participate or watch. Many Lords and Ladies are in attendance, along with hundreds of Knights both landed, serviced, or hedged.

How does Jason spend this first day of feasting? (No matter what you choose, Asha is going to interact with Theon)

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>>6451541
>Spend time speaking to King Robert, his Hand Jon Arryn, and Lords Stannis and Renly Baratheon who stand at height of power within Kings landing. Robert wishes to hear about your journeys and fights, Renly wishes to share a drink with you and enjoy your company, and though Stannis and Jon seem less interested in you but you have questions for them both, not all of which are about their ancestral seats of power and their construction.

>When you get the chance, approach the Tyrells who have come to attend with Baelor Hightower in their party. Mace Tyrell has come along with his sons Ser Garland and Loras, with the legendary Olenna Tyrell in attendance who seems quite fond of her granddaughter, the 9 year old Margaery Tyrell. In addition, Randal Tarley and his own 9 year old son Samwell were in attendance, along with Paxtor Redwyne and his own young son Horas. The new generation of the Reach.

>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.

>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.

>Pursue speaking with Wenna Arryn and her husband Andar Royce, who served as representatives from the Vale even if many other Vale lords had arrived. Wenna had been serving in her father’s stead as Lady of the Eyrie, and had deep ties to the many houses there, though the Royce’s were of great interest along with the Eyrie due to their runes that Jason had tried to imitate on his journey through the doom.

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>>6451534
>Tywin Lannister, the ever ambitious man he was.
I prefer the term 'spirited'
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>>6451542
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.
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>>6451542
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.
Theon is family, so him and the Starks are the first ones we should visit although I do want to visit the Tyrells as well during the Tourney. Would be nice to see our Hightower bros and get some agreements with the reach going

Also with an aunt like Asha I wonder how Joffrey's views on women will end up as. He idolises Robert so him showing respect to Asha as a warrior would have some sort of an effect
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>>6451542
I find I cannot choose between option 1 or option 3 and so I will flip a coin for it.

>Spend time speaking to King Robert, his Hand Jon Arryn, and Lords Stannis and Renly Baratheon who stand at height of power within Kings landing. Robert wishes to hear about your journeys and fights, Renly wishes to share a drink with you and enjoy your company, and though Stannis and Jon seem less interested in you but you have questions for them both, not all of which are about their ancestral seats of power and their construction.
I got heads.

If we do speak to the Starks though, we might do well to propose a proper road between some of their more prominent settlements. One that is formed of cobbles with a little extra space between them so ice can freeze and thaw without doing too much damage and make the individual cobbles easier to reset. Also make the road on a slight grade and elevation so water and snow will want to wick off before settling on top of the surface of the cobbles before they get too icy. In return for getting to see some glass houses at some point in the future, of course.
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I'm conflicted. On one hand, I do want to speak to Theon, him being our brother-in-law. In the other hand, I'm one of those who doesn't like the whole "befriend all the kewl canon characters!" type of story you often see in fan stories like this.
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>>6451549
Roll for it. Then you can blame the god of your choice.
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>>6451549
Who isn't cool in the attendance? The setting itself is quite cool.

Asha is going to go to Theon first no matter what, Jason is the type to support her and meet his good brother in the meantime. I care less for the Stark connection and more for Theon. She has cared for Tyrion saving him from a terrible fate the night where he almost got married, and we should at least extend our courtesies towards Theon

Not like Tourney's last a single day, so we will be able to talk to others as well, so just choose what you think is cool.
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>>6451542
>>other
>Have fun in a way no one else can. Challenge Robert Baratheon, Eddard Stark and any lord who might want to join to a Shot Put competition using a ship's cannon ball as the weighted ball being thrown. While playing, banter with the other lords, and regale them with your journey through Valyria. Have Competition's formed based on age (with kids using Grapeshot rounds), with a free for all for anyone wanting to challenge outside of age bracket. Between throws, Go between tables and talk to your family members such as Jamie, Theon and his Stark brothers. Winner of the competition wins a Cannon ball made of gold, with the second position being made of silver. Allow absurdity by granting additional length of throw by handicapping oneself in different ways, like wearing armour while throwing, or doing it blindfolded, or on riding horseback. Let the contestants be creative for the hell of it.

THIS SHOULD BE A PARTY THAT WON'T BE FORGOTTEN!
I really want to do irregular stuff, that allows this to be a welcome home unlike any one else.
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>>6451557
>ships cannon ball
Mate, there is no gunpowder weaponry in asoiaf. It certainly would be irregular trying to challenge people to do things that dont exist tho
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>>6451557
>>6451559
No don't worry, bro just invented the cannon, he's chill like that. A stonetossing competition is something that could be done though. But every woman present will roll their eyes and say "Men". Yes, Asha would as well.
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>>6451562
Invented a cannon but still no sandwich in sight, sad.
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>>6451559
War galleys, like the one mentioned earlier in joffery's perspective, only really came into existence due to the nature of cannonball weaponry and the value of being tall instead of long when it came to potential gun capacity. So either the shipbuilding makes no sense, or there should be somem cannons, even if only very rarely and on stuff like flagships.

Im not denying your point, only that the logic of the ships in universe would make no sense as well then. Maybe any other iron ball around that size could be used in that case or stone ball as >>6451562 mentions?
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>>6451566
I think they're trireme style ramming ships and/or built for boarding (high sides make them harder to board)... or it's just the result of a dick-swinging contest building increasingly large ships for the sake of coolness.

Cuz Gunpowder totally doesn't exist in ASOIAF, much less cannons. Not even fireworks do.
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>>6451540
>>6451541
From funny scholar to Chad Himbo, the Valyrian pipeline do wonders (if you survive)

Anyway, I'm curious how much Jason changed. I always pictured him scrawny, even after him and Asha were found, but I'm curious of how much big he got since he was with the Hightowers.

>>6451542
>Spend time speaking to King Robert, his Hand Jon Arryn, and Lords Stannis and Renly Baratheon who stand at height of power within Kings landing. Robert wishes to hear about your journeys and fights, Renly wishes to share a drink with you and enjoy your company, and though Stannis and Jon seem less interested in you but you have questions for them both, not all of which are about their ancestral seats of power and their construction

But, I do like anons idea here >>6451557 about making up some dumb game to drink and banter with other lords and for anyone to join. Stonetossing with targets like empty bottles and jars, stonetossing to see who throws the farthest, let people make fools of themselves by throwing with a heavy armor or something. Just some crazy shit to have fun and let other meatheads compete for their lords like "champions"
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>>6451566
Naval combat in Westeros is basically just boarding actions and ramming, the war gallley with multiple floors likely just being used as troop.transport and the height preventing enemy ships from boarding it.

Planetos is huge, so shipbuilding being developed to the point of galleys like that without cannons being a factor does make sense since ships occasionally have to deal with things like Krakens and travel much rougher seas than the mediterranean.

And there is a real world historical precedent for huge multiple level ships before gunpowder weapons, which is the chinese fleet during the early Ming Dynasty. So it isnt totally illogical even by real world standards.

But yeah nah i dont think any of our ships would carry smooth rocks to make your challenge happen in the end, not like throwing rocks is anyones skill anyways
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>>6451542
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.
Ah, screw it, I don't really wanna deal with some dumb game. So I'll vote for this, if only because we have a reasonable excuse due to Theon.
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>>6451565
Well we have never met an Earl before so it must simply be impossible.
>inb4 jason invents it at this tourney just so he can walk around to talk to people and still eat

>>6451566
The setting itself is largely anachronistic in regards to technology. The armor is far more advanced and sophisticated than the weapons. The infrastructure is also rudimentary compared to the architecture. It's just something that happens. It's entirely possible that the "multiple decks" is just making a really big ship like the Japanese warships that have a belowdeck as well as actual towers on the topdeck if I am not mixing up some locations and eras, or that they have scorpions instead of cannons on decks but that one is doubtful.

>>6451570
>"Of course, the boy who played with blocks wants to play with rocks as a man grown."
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
kek
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>>6451569
Hmm, if that is the case. Then i will change my vote here to basically be my previous post >>6451557
>write-in
>Have fun in a way no one else can. Challenge Robert Baratheon, Eddard Stark and any lord who might want to join to a Shot Put competition using a rock weighing 1.5 kilo's as the ball being thrown. While playing, banter with the other lords, and regale them with your journey through Valyria. Have Competition's formed based on age (with younger brackets using progressively lighter stones), with a free for all for anyone wanting to challenge outside of age bracket. Between throws, Go between tables and talk to your family members such as Jamie, Theon and his Stark brothers. Winner of the competition wins a gold chuck formed after the throwning rock, with its name being "The casterly trophy" as a pun om Casterly rock, with the second position's being made of silver. Allow absurdity by granting additional length of throw by handicapping oneself in different ways, like wearing armour while throwing, or doing it blindfolded, or on riding horseback, or with 20 shirts on. Let the contestants be creative for the hell of it and let Robert and Eddard stark be the point judges.

I see no better way into robert's heart than some unga bunga fun.
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>>6451542
>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.
Question for the QM:
Alongside Joffery, can use this chance to spend time with Jaime, Lancel and Tyrek?
Just a happy family time for all of us together, and Uncle Gerion as well.
I think this would be super adorable, but it might also be one of Gerion's last chances to spend time with the family; if he ends up marrying Heanora, then he'll probably have to stay in Mantarys.
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>>6451578
*but with stones. Fuckin hell, forgot to add that part.
Also i could not stop myself with the Trophy idea. Fit too perfectly.


>>6451573
>>6451575
Hmm, fair enough. Honestly i think it would be interesting to see QM's perspective of it, since a ship could definitely be equipped with simple Scorpions if made correctly.

Also, i think there might be potential for some rocks, if one were to take a Bola one might use on a scorpion and cut off its ropes or chains. After all, i could definitely see Bolas being used in ship engagements.
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>>6451542
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.

>>6451549
He could hate our guts.
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>>6451542
>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.
Cool uncle Jason
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>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.

I mean our wife can go with robert we can go with our nephew and catch up with him we can talk to lord lamprey later on. Also this does run ceresi interference, ceresi is gonna follow our ass while our wife does shit
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>>6451542
I support the write in >>6451578

I want to talk to Jamie
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>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.

It's way too in character not to. Let's practice being a father and give the little dude one untainted moment of happiness. Somebody has to try being a heart for this family now that our mother is dead.
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>>6451542


>>6451599
actually on second thought, I'll switch to

>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.

Cause I wanna make Cersei seethe
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>>6451580
to clear up confusion, the "Fury" is the canonical flagship of the royal navy that is canonically a triple decked war galley. It has catapults on the front and back, and the deck is covered in scorpions. So i think the westerosi use socrpions in place of cannons and do a lot of boarding and ramming for their naval combat when catapults don't work.

>>6451579
Probably easily doable, I'm sure a lot of the little lannisters would be ecstatic to see their Uncle Jason and Uncle Gerion.

There will be multiple chances to hang with people and do things, this tournament will last a good while.
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>>6451626
>Probably easily doable, I'm sure a lot of the little lannisters would be ecstatic to see their Uncle Jason and Uncle Gerion.
Well shit, I'm convinced

Changing >>6451570 to support >>6451579
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>>6451542

>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.
I'm more interested in seeing Asha's reunion with Theon.
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Reun-Theon >>> Joffreydemption 2.0
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>>6451650
Both are better than some lame game
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>>6451542
>>Eschew speaking more so than normal with the other houses and Lords, and instead focus on getting to know your nephew who seems to be lost in his own thoughts. You knew Cersei kept him from spending time with you for some unknown reason, and you thought it best to have a chance to get to know the young man and make a good first impression on the future King of the Seven kingdoms and your only nephew.
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Current votes so far:

>Go be a brother to brother in law with Asha
6451544
6451546
6451574
6451648

>Focus on the 5 year old soon to be sociopath/Lannister family drama
6451579
6451604
6451612
6451623
6451628
6451674

>Baratheon squad/autism central
6451547

>throw rocks like cavemen
6451578
6451611
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>>6451688
Going for Joffrey is the exact sort of thing I was worried about, it's a meta move because players wanna use their knowledge to avert tragedies.
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>>6451694
It's funny because it'll go from "Joffrey dies because he's a fucking psychopath" to "joffrey dies because he's an asshole and it's easy to destabilize the realm". How's that for meta knowledge. lel
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>>6451542
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.

>>6451694
yea, but I don't think it matters in the long run honestly. There is no force that except someone being randomly isekai-ed into his body that would make it so that Joffrey will not be poisoned by Cersei's parenting skills and Roberts lack of it.

Like even now Jason giving him attention is just going to be spun by Cersei as his uncle being manipulative and seeking his throne or influence or whatnot. He will end up believing her over us simply due to her being there to steer him. So beyond pissing off Cersei us giving attention to Joffrey is not gonna do anything

It is unfortunate more people aren't chosing Theon tho
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>>6451694
I just want to give Cersei a few more grey hairs before Bobby B dies
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>>6451712
Jason will do that just by existing. And Cersei only truly starts spiraling greatly when Joffrey is dead, because then she becomes completely convinced the prophecy is real
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Yeah I am remiss to complain about a vote not going my way but I gotta say, we are blowing a good opportunity to get to know Theon and rub elbows with Bobby for something that feels like a waste of time at best and outright metagamey as fuck at worst.
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>>6451721
Fair enough. A silver lining is the Tourney is going to be long enough for us to speak to many people so i am not too worried about missing out, so there isn't exactly any problem with choosing any of the options

Except the rock throwing because why? no one in the latterborn has an aptitude for that and Jason isn't a musclehead that would find such a thing enjoyable.
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>>6451730
>no one in the latterborn has an aptitude for that
I bet you Sandor could huck a rock like Gregor can huck a baby.

Too soon?
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>>6451731
Huh, speaking of Sandor he is in Volantis right? I didn't see him be mentioned among our retinue and Tyrion does require a guard so I assumed as much

Wonder how he is doing? Hopefully a bit less depressed
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>>6451733
I imagine Sandor decided that killing for cash as a Latterborn sellsword was a good alternative to facing Tywin's wrath.
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>>6451733
Good question, I have no idea.

>>6451743
To be fair, Tywin doesn't really fuck with Sandor. On the one hand because Sandor is loyal and willing to do whatever is asked of him. On the other because the number of people in Tywin's employ that could reliably kill Sandor if he went apeshit is 1 and he is often out doing other things. He'd probably give Sandor a mighty tongue lashing and threaten him but little else. Maybe dock his pay for a while. Perks of being a walking meat grinder.
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>>6451733
>>6451743
>>6451744
That’s my bad, I’ve been focusing on the reputation of the Latterborn so much I’ve neglected to mention Sandor, cause I keep forgetting to mention him.

I’ll make a note to mention him next post. To confirm he is with Jason’s retinue and had a few more days with the Summer Islander woman he met before.
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>>6451753
>a few more days with the Summer Islander woman he met before.
eyyy
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>>6451753
>a few more days with the Summer Islander woman he met before.
Love to see a bro succeed. I am excited for him and his soon to be mutant buddy from Mantarys to start getting along
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>>6451761
>>6451753
The banter between the Queen's Guard knight and Sandor are gonna be great; definitely BFF material. Good on him for finding a lover too. That ought to do him wonders.
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>>6451761
>I am excited for him and his soon to be mutant buddy from Mantarys to start getting along
>meanwhile, when people mention knights around the two of them
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>>6451766

I would definitely watch a buddy cop action movie about the two of them.

>"Will you fuck off already?” Asha said, trying to sound angry as she pushed Jason away, having woken up to his kiss to her forehead and his second kiss to her already swelling belly, the affection that had been pouring out of him ever since it was confirmed she was pregnant.

D'aaaw. Who'se-our-beloved-salt-y-born-y-tummy-tingler-don't-glare-at-me-like-that-you-know-you-like-it-groovie-kiss-you.
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>>6451766
I really hope Valenor manages to do well in the tournament. A chance to measure himself against the best knights in Westeros. I almost want to see him spar against Ser Barristan, but there might be a chance that the Kingsguard recognizes Malys's fighting style, so perhaps that might jeopardize the big secret. Also, did we ever learn the name of the educated Mantarys girl?

>>6451694
>>6451710
Ngl I don't particularly care about trying to "fix" Joffery, and I hope that he doesn't deviate far from how he is in canon.
I'm not trying to metagame for "maximum benefits", I just voted for his option because:
1. It'd be adorable af to hang out with Lancel + Tyrek + Joffery + Jamie + Gerion
2. We haven't seen Jaime since his tournament with Ser Jorah Mormont, and I want to see him be proud of Jason, as well as tell him that Heanora said he's a hero for killing Aerys.
3. Tyrek lost his father. He's the same age as Joffery, but at least the prince has Robert, neglectful as he is. If Jason is naming his son after Tygett, we could at least spend time with the kid.
4. Following the previous point, but Jason is going to be a dad pretty soon, so this would be a great opportunity for him to gain some parenting skills.
5. Trolling Cersei is hella funny


That said, I wasn't aware of how old the Stark children are. I just looked it up, and I didn't know that right now Theon is roughly 12 whilst Jon/Rob are like 9. To me, that could be equally adorable af to see Jason and Asha spend time with them.

There's a couple of other neat things we could do whilst hanging out with the Starks. Ask Catelyn how the Frey's are doing so we can hear about Genna's extended family.
Since Robert is coming with, we can use this as the chance to ask him and Ned about Asha's plans for the Iron Islands.
Speaking of Ned, we could get some real kino stuff there; if Jaime has told Jason about Aerys's wildfire then we could tell Ned the truth and ask him if he still thinks Jaime deserves to be called Kingslayer.
Another route could be that Jason pulls Ned aside and confides about his daddy issues. Ned was the only one who spoke out when Tywin had Elia murdered. We could ask his advice on what to do when you have a parent like Tywin, and what that means for Jason who is soon to be a father himself. Ned is like 31 right now whilst Jason is only 18, there's opportunity for some quality story stuff there.

Hmmm, okay I change my mind. Theon is high priority, and we'll also get a chance to see some cool lore unfold. If most stuff plays out like in the canon, then there could also be some tragedy kino if Jason and the Starks became friends turned enemies.

>>6451542
QM, I'd like to change my vote here >>6451579 from Joffery, to the Starks.
If possible though, I hope we can still encourage Gerion to carry out the idea in our absence. He was an awesome uncle to Jaime, so I have no doubt he'll be just as cool to our cousins and nephew.
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Too be completely honest, I have kind of been won over to the idea of Uncle Jason entertaining all the children.

Just the idea of Jason leading Prince Joffrey and all the similarly young children off to the yard or to tell stories.

Robert would love this both to have Jason maybe Impart some values onto Joffrey and to get Joffrey off his coat tails.

So if interest shows, I might just decide to add “Jason entertains the children of the Long summer” as part of whatever else is voted for.
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>>6451793
>jason giving joffrey a piggyback ride while asking ned how he manages to raise so many children at once
>ned just tells jason "I think you'll figure it out"
I wonder how hard the various ladies of the court will internally scream seeing Jason playing with kids, while being a legendary dungeon conquering hero, as well as being a decent looker, and rich, and genuinely not an asshole. Talk about missed opportunities.
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>>6451793
That's a cute idea. Good for Jason's image too. I wonder how many of them will remember their time together listening to the Pale Lion tell stories of the Summer Isles, Essos and a heavily sanitized version of Valyria when they grow older.

>>6451798
>Talk about missed opportunities.
Worse, he's married to an ironborn savage. So unfair!
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>>6451807
Jon snow treasures the day because despite Lady Catelyn attempting to hide him away, Ser Jason treated him the same as the children of high lords and did not see him as tainted by his Snow name.

Yeah alright, I’m convinced.

Ser Jason is going to go full laughing Lion with the kids.

Oh man will Tywin seeth.
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>>6451807
>So unfair!
>It should have been me, not her! It's not fair!
lmao. I think the only way there could be any more envy at that moment is if for some reason Renly started getting catty on the sidelines, too. Thank fuck Jason isn't his type. Or Olenna "If I were sixty years younger" Tyrell.

>>6451808
>Oh man will Tywin seeth.

>TOTAL JASON VICTORY ACHIEVED
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>>6451808
>"NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE FEAR AND DESPISE YOU!!!"
Fear can be conquered, but love? Never.
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>>6451810
lol, Jason briefly being the Loras Tyrell of the decade before shuffling off to his blocks and raising a family at Casterly Rock.

Also I’m going to leave this vote open for awhile, so I can have a small break for a day or few from writing.

Over 15 pages, might have been one of my biggest updates, maybe the biggest.
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>>6451793
>>6451808
>Jason entertains the children of the court in the tourney, talking about his adventures and letting them pet his lion
>Most ladies of the court immediately like him more due to just how kind and respectful he is with the kids
>Catelyn immediately starts disliking him because he doesn't discriminate against Jon Snow
>Somewhere in the distance Cersei is red from wine and rage at not being the center of attention
Yup, kino indeed
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>>6451818
You forgot Asha noting down who seems to have a problem with her husband's kindness and file them down for a headbutt should the opportunity ever arise.
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Wenna Arryn truly is an interesting addition to the story. A little sister to both Robert and Eddard, and an ideal Steward as well at least judging from the way she thinks. If we are visiting the Starks we will also inadvertantly be meeting her since that will also be where she is going. Maybe the reason the war of the five kings will be starting late in this world will be her influence
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Jason in my opinion atleast is smart enough to know his histories and even if he himself doesn't quite 'get' the Laughing Lion was a disaster for the family I believe as a true autist he understand 'why' it was bad. Then as such act accordingly.

>>6451542
Given QM has already stated we'll be entertaining the kids im going to put my vote on.
>Go and follow Robert to speak with the Stark family, the distant lord of Winterfell Eddard Stark having arrived with his children, wife, Bastard, and his hostage/ward Theon greyjoy. You had heard great things about the Lord of Winterfell and his honor, and greater things about his seat of power. In addition, the legendary Lord of White Harbor Wyman Manderly was present with some of his own children, his fat matching the legend but partnering with his rich clothes to show his success as a trading lord.
Tell us about you're hotsprings old wolf!
We need to show we do actually have teeth, sure we're not the Warrior reborn but we need to put stock into the prior stories, that we might be smiling but we will in fact bite. I will also note we will not drink booze with Renly because we promised Asha we would stay sober with her.

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Now unrelated to socials but related to building blocks. I just looked at a Westerlands map and noticed the end of the Blackwater rush is in the Westerlands and while the Gold Road exists surly it would be faster especially with the current to use boats? It would be safer for transporting goods, the ability to move more and Tywin might like it because that would be a real quick way to get into the Capital moving troops if needed.

Just a small project for us in our youth getting a fort and dock built there, if we're feeling ballsy (and if its possible) dam the water a bit form the mountains to allow for even better control and mobility?

Anyone else with lil project ideas for our stone stacker?
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-Dock/Fort for the Blackwater Rush in the Westerlands (Trade and border watch, clandestine troop movements to)
-Roads (especially within the Westerlands internally)
-Border security on the south, the Reach is right there and we've nothing to deal with it?
-Fortification of docks and such around Lannisport etc?
-New fort or atleast a watchpost on the left fork of the Lesser Mander?
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I suppose in short i'm thinking about defence and connecting to any river entrance we can so that we can sue them for trade, move assets in a quiet manner or in times of war deploy troops real fucking fast because everything is down stream of us.

>>6451814
We need to do something to show both sides, we show kindness and love quite openly especially in this situation but we need to do something to inspire fear as well.

Side note, ask our beloved to teach us how to throw knives, it's a skill no one expects and can come in clutch. Plus we're married ot the Reever queen we need to know this shit
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>>6452258
>-Border security on the south, the Reach is right there and we've nothing to deal with it?
We have the Iranian strategy of being surrounded by mountains (which also does limit our trade routes inland). But we can most likely extend our lighthouse network inland to warn against any invasion although Tywin would gut it again in the end
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The real problem with any would be project in the Westerlands and beyond is funding. If it is in the westerlands, if it does not make money or it solves a problem instead of taking advantage of it or if it empowers the smallfolk Tywin will interfere against us. For beyond Tywins reach I suppose with our renown we can find funding in the lords sponsoring us and we would be a lot more free, but then we wouldn't be helping our people as much

I do still want to work on projects in the Westerlands despite that. We desperately do need some forces loyal to us, and the beginnings of a small militia force trained up from the smallfolk is something the conqueror of the doom can start working on. Perhaps modelled after the latterborn company and working based on merit and not on their station on the feudal system.

We also have the silken lady from Mantarys that might be able to help us in our endevours. Her organisational capabilities are as of now untested but she is a character I am hoping we get to know better

And of course, Zoe, another stonehead just like mason. She is currently trying to crack the recipe to the treating fluid and will most likely do so. She does have the location of an island where it can be mined, so we could soon be erecting some structures that are nigh indestructable soon enough. Such a strong material could serve as support for buildings whose size never before seen since the age of heroes
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>>6452268
For infrastructure projects, if we can make a safe, reliable and wide enough road through the mountains to connect Ashenmark to Castamere alongside that dock/fort at Blackwater rush we could make so much money we wouldn't know what to do with it. The trident is an artery of trade that we would connect Lannisport to through that path.

Of course it does mean we have to rebuild Castamere as a trading hub as well, but such a cool fortress being just ruins is a sad fate indeed. I bet Jason could rebuild it so it doesn't have the same weakness to rivers his father exploited.

My ideal is Lannisport products would move to the Castamere trading hub through the sea, then they would embark on the mountain road (perhaps made of tear stone?) and through Ashenmark reach Blackwater Rush and get delivered to all the places that river can take it.
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Things we could do with more minimal funding and just practice though due to it being smaller scale im not sure how things will go. But these ideas will be individual buys but buy enough and it'll really start to show.

>Structural ideas
-Dig more wells and larger more secure Granaries in strategic settlements
-Roads are a thing that can be chipped away at
-Start building proper defences or walls around settlements allowing the garrison of troops in times of war and base defence at other times.
-Signal Pyre towers on the boarders (fantastic for spreading word when things are happening)
-Small hidden Mountain hideaways for our men to use in times of war or for patrols in time sof peace
-Some funds to improve the base of operations for smiths, carpenters and so on. They can pay us back a tithe once they're making better bank.

>Practical/cultural ideas
-The Westerlands long has had a great army but I propose given how we'd have limited cash and power we begin training skirmishers/Huntsmen, eyes and ears of the West in the wilds whom will also double as spies and individual agents.
-Stay in touch with our brother and get trade going through a location of our choosing creating economic growth for that place.
-Begin hording money gradually for a rainy day fund, you never know.
-Start buying taverns or sending people to work in them to turn into spy hubs across the regions surrounding us?

>Diplomacy
We're the heir of the rock and married to a Greyjoy heir of their throne. We need ot really start making moves to lock down either the Reach or the Riverlands. We won't be able to convert people but we can get atleast a number of their lords friendly enough with us they are willing to help us avoid curve balls.

>The Greyjoy Situation
Now they really like the old ways, they don't want to change and nor does Yara. I propose we sort out some letter of mark situation, we agree to help resupply or fix their boats so long as they keep dropping pirate captain heads wrapped in their flags on our desk. They keep the loot and we get less pirates. This must be balanced with us building up naval defence.

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Im saying this because i assume there will be numerous time skips because otherwise this quest will get bogged down to much
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>>6452301
>Now they really like the old ways, they don't want to change and nor does Yara.
Who is Yara? Asha wants them to change and at minimum the thrall system must end.

The Ironborn situation is going to be something we spend a lot of time on, since Asha aims for cultural transformation. It does help that we are chosen of their god. Quellons dream will be revived and the Ironborn will become extremely wealthy traders whether they like it or not
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>>6452309
Yara is Show!Asha (no i don't know why they changed her name).
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>>6452309
sorry in my head Yara/Asha keep switching like its going out of style
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>>6452319
They are two very different characters.

Asha is an intelligent woman who sees that the constant war and culture of raiding has done nothing but reduce the Ironborn into people living in constant poverty headed to collapse and inevitable death. She wishes to reform the Ironborn into a people that can sustain themselves, and in the kingsmoot offers them a chest of produce stating she has made deals with northern lords for them to set up villages and farm, hence ending the cycles of violence and death for a brighter future. She almost wins that kingsmoot, but her uncle blowing the dragonbinder and saying the whole of the seven kingdoms will be theirs by stealing Dany's dragons is just too much of a spectacle for the people.

While Yara is a wannabe viking-pirate who offers nothing different from the other candidates in the kingsmoot except her having a cunt i guess. She is also a lesbian for you wow how proggressive to erase a womans intelligence and complexity and change her attraction and call it a day. Fuck D&D hope they never touch a pen or try to cook something.
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>>6452327
Yeh and Euron wins the kingsmoot with no Dragonbinder, and instead just waddles around and talks mad shit about being the greatest ship's captain in the whole world with no evidence of that. Shoving Balon off of a bridge didn't impress me, not exactly a Herculean feat or particularly cunning. That corner of the franchise was possibly their biggest fumble.
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>>6452328
The whole show was just a rollercoster of character assasinations. Jon Snow, Tyrion, Cersei, Jaime, Sandor, Bran, Somehow Bloodraven because they cut him out (is it that hard to get an eyepatch?), Jojan (no paste), Littlefinger because giving away sansa? are you insane?, Varys, Dany and Euron and Asha and the others and many many more.

They did a good Tywin and a great robert and Ned and thats basically it. I guess stannis is ok too whatever

Now HBO is ruining Dance of the Dragons with HOTD too, but at the very least they speedrun that one into the trash fast and we dont have to watch a slow decay like the other one

at leas AKOTSK is great, hope it stays that way
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>>6452327
Im just refering to the names take it easy, we all know D&D belong in an unmarked ditch
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>>6452272
For doing projects out of the Westerlands you just gotta take a page out of Tywin's books. Make them pay for it themselves and convince them they were getting a good deal out of it. Ponzi scheme that shit. And plenty of those projects could indirectly or directly benefit the Westerlands if they're in the adjacent realms. Any of the logistics ones do, at least. Especially if their end of beginning point is surreptitiously in the Westerlands, what a "coincidence".

>>6452333
I'd say they fucked every character arc for every character that survived the first two books. The Sandsnakes go from a bunch of particularly skilled and cunning women to generic girlbosses that still get murked with no fucking effort. Doran is a literal nothing that does nothing and dies over nothing so a different character can try to do what he does, also does nothing and - again - dies for nothing. Areo Hotah got randomly raceswapped and did fuckall and died like a wimp. Dorne in general got slammed so damn hard.

Every character with an actual character arc either had it ignored or subverted. Like what the fuck. If it was deliberate and malicious it'd be impressive how thoroughly they fucked everything up. Instead it was just the epitome of incompetent and uncaring writing.
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>>6452213
>Maybe the reason the war of the five kings will be starting late in this world will be her influence
If so, the poor woman must have the shoulders of Atlas to hold the weight of the Seven Kingdoms on her back like that.
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>>6452347
I'd say Jason and Asha surviving the DOOOOOOOMMM probably has the various plotters and schemers taking a moment to reconsider plans and take new stock of things, which lets the stabilizers get a slightly more solid grip on the realm. It's probably a whole series of things working in tandem. Probably pushed back Arryn's poisoning and untimely demise a bit but once he goes it'll still all go to pot right quick.
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>>6452357
>>6452347
Both the Spider and Littlefinger got COMPLETELY thrown off. The Spider is now distracted by Mantarys and the idea of another Blackfyre branch he didn't know about. So he is completely out of it. Will likely use a body double to disappear so he can investigate and meet them personally. So I don't expect shit from him anytime soon. Littlefinger is currently distracted by Asha as he is evaluating his options and wants to reach out. So his own plots have also been disrupted temporarily just not to the extent of Varys.

Also Eddard came down far sooner than he was supposed to and got to see personally just how bad Robert is doing and how Arryn is being overworked to an early grave. Which is something he didn't know about until it was too late. Which is arguably the biggest wild card now in play is what Ed will do upon witnessing the shit show personally. Too bad Littlefinger and Spider are distracted or he might start suspecting the biggest schemers in King's Landing before it's too late.

Not to mention even the Queen of Thorns decided to show up and mingle. That woman avoided the Throne and King's Landing like it was the goddamn plague itself. She likely wants to get a good look at Asha and find a match for her prized granddaughter before her son fucks it up. Margaery was the only thing that could drag Olenna into that viper pit.

Meanwhile Ed, Aryn, and Wenna are all gonna notice that Jason doesn't get along with Tywin and actually resembles his grandfathers. Which is something that will be very obvious to Arryn and he'll point it out to them all. Instead, it's Asha who is doing all the schmoozing while Jason hangs out with the kids and his blinded uncle, blowing everyone else off.

Imagine their shock and surprise when Asha approaches them for a private meeting with the King and he'll drag them all into it. Wenna might not be invited but I doubt Asha would mind. Than Jason finally shows up when previously he was acting like the Laughing Lion and giving 0 fucks about the game of thrones so he could play with children instead. Jason is backing Asha's plays. So they get introduced to a potential usurper of the Lannister power block. When previously only Dorne knew about that.
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I wonder if Jalabhar is gonna shit himself at the sight of Dara.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAOcviU-M
This is a very involved theory. I share it because the serendipity in that we just were talking about Littlefinger and Varys and all the tricksy motherfuckers and a theory featuring Littlefinger just happens to pop up on my feed. Very funny coincidence. Also it'd make Littlefinger truly the most adaptable schemer on the continent. It's pretty interesting but damn, an hour long.
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Alright, since there were a lot of vote switches/my mid point descisions to just have the Uncle Jason baby sitting time happen, the votes are a little wonky.

But it looks like the Starks won this one correct?
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>>6452472
I believe so. Should be 6 total votes for Starks and 4 for Joffing it, but most people seem to be on board with just paling around while Cumming to Winter or whatever they say.
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>>6452472
Aye, that is the case with 2 extra votes for stark and one vote change from hanging out with joffrey to the starks as well from the previous vote count.
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>>6452472
Yeah, Stark votes won.
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>>6452454
Watching the other videos leading up to this one from the dude, I must say, this guy is rather convincing despite his monotone. I can see where he's coming from. I wonder how this'll age when the Winds of Winter never releases in full. Though I do think this whole game that is being played by these characters will be undone by the ignorance of characters around them and the unfathomable and underestimated existential threat of the Others. But it is EXTREMELY fun to play with the idea that we simply never get to know the truth from the characters that may actually know about shit happening behind the scenes and all of the characters we do get POVs from simply don't GET IT and that infects our own understanding of other characters, their motivations, and the thread that binds all of their actions together. At least until it is too late for them all. Very cool.
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>>6452478
>>6452475
>>6452474
Alright cool.

Man, Ned stark comes south despite really not wanting to, has to deal with his wife hating Jon Snow, has to deal with Southern lords and their politics, has to see his friend Robert getting fat and drunk like an oaf, and now the son of Tywin Lannister is coming to talk to him.

Ned is not going to be a happy camper at first.
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>>6452527
I mean...at least the Jason is tagging along with Asha to meet his brother in law. So he can just throw Theon at them and hope for the best. I doubt Asha is gonna let him get away with it tho.
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>>6452527
>ned's fw jason walks right past him to say hi to theon first
If only Jason was THAT lacking in social wherewithal.
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>>6452527
I just noticed there was no option for the Tully's. Riverlanders really do just exist to be raped and killed, don't they?

I think Jason and Edmure might get along.
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>>6452531
Jason has many faults but lack of courtesy and decorum certainly isn't one of them, at least judging from his track record so far

>>6452536
They also exist to make marriage pacts and occasionally create realm wide civil wars due to their own rivalries
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>>6452301
Don't forget the project ideas mentioned in the previous threads. There was talk of a grand canal dug near The Twins to connect that river to the western ocean. Doing so would allow the Ironborn to reach Essos faster than Oldtown. It'd boost trade for everyone else, but it could potentially get Asha a large amount of support from both the Reformists and the Traditionalists since the Ironborn would suddenly be able to raid the free cities much more easily and thus keep some of "the old ways" without pissing off The Seven Kingdoms.

>>6452363
>Not to mention even the Queen of Thorns decided to show up and mingle.
I wonder if she showed up because of Humfrey, not Jason.
To have the Reach share in the glory of the occasion by showing solidarity with the Hightowers, but also, to learn more about the marriage to the Martells. Sarella isn't just some nobody; she's Oberyn's daughter (who has probably now been legitimized). There might be an opportunity for Olenna to try and set up a semi-alliance with Dorne by building off of Humfrey's marriage.

>>6452527
Not only that, but this is the Kingslayer's younger brother. The same person who admitted to hitting his wife the last time that Ned saw him. Sure, he (allegedly) hit her because of Ironborn nonsense customs which Ned has seen firsthand during the Greyjoy rebellion, but he still hit his wife nonetheless.
Just goes to show how much Ned cares about Theon. Hopefully Jason will start the introductions with something affable like autism-hyping over The Wall and the glass gardens of Winterfell.

>>6452536
>just exist to be raped and killed
Literally yes.
Clegane did nothing wrong. When he burned the Riverlands; the average IQ of Westeros went up afterwards
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>>6452536
>>6452544
>>6452548
I thought about including them as an option, but Hoster Tully is likely beginning to become too Ill to travel at this point, and he has really no connections to court. So any Tully house representatives would likely stick with the stark camp, like Wenna Arryn. To be frank, the Starks kind of serve as a lynchpin to the faction that placed Robert on the throne, but without him the River landers have no major voice in the small council or court, and Jon Arryn is ruling the realm well while also representing the Vale.

There plenty of minor riverlander lords present though, and the Frey’s are here as well since they weren’t not invited.

Currently, The biggest faction in court is the Lannisters, with the Reach poking around to start laying down roots, while the Stark, Tully, Arryn alliance is flaring up again with Stark being present.

However, without the Starks, that unity is likely to fade just as before, as Jon Arryn cannot favor the riverlands or vale without being corrupt.

I think Edmure is there, to see his sister and his nieces and nephews.
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>>6452550
>Frey’s are here as well since they weren’t not invited
Gotta admire their sleaziness desu. Although their opportunism is eventually going to lead to a succession crisis that'll tear the house down completely pursuing the same strategy as river trolls for hundreds of years has worked out well for them.

Cool that Edmure is here tho. Maybe if the Blackfish is also around we can get his autograph for Jaime
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>>6452548
Map of the riverlands for reference in the grand canal project. Although I am unsure at how we could manage such a structure without dragonfire since it would very much have to be a realm wide project to come to fruition.

Not to mention it would not be that easy to convince the riverlanders who although aren't enemies yet are certainly aware of the Lannisters as a potential threat.
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>>6452605
Perhaps going through the ruins of oldstones with some private deals with House Mudd (I love GRRM naming convention) would make it a bit easier, but a canal of that size would certainly be considered a megastructure by medieval standards and even modern ones
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>>6452605
>Although I am unsure at how we could manage such a structure without dragonfire
The same way we managed structures like that in the past. China had a huge canal dug at the termination of the Yellow River into the sea IIRC. It just takes a long time as one might expect for a nation with no trucks or large earth moving machines. The goal with such a canal isn't even to really build anything, just make it so water begins to move. The only issue that arises is if there is a large elevation difference between the two bodies of water. However in this case, the Neck itself is rather low already and nearly flooded as is so that isn't an issue and the lands nearby should likewise be more level. Any minor differences in elevation can be solved by just digging a long but slight grade in the bed of the earthwork. You'd just have to fight a slight current at that point.

The easiest options for this is probably to start from Oldstones since it is a ruin so ripping up the bridges near it and rebuilding them to accommodate ships won't be as disruptive as going though the Twins which also means dealing with the Freys and giving them more power inadvertently. The Blue Fork is large enough for ships even if the Green Fork would be ideal simply for the fact the King's Road runs alongside it. This would also mean reviving Oldstones. And making some unhappy other houses as we have to rebuild bridges near them to be tall as hell, which means long as hell since you can't have a steep grade going up or down, so if there are towns built right up in front of a bridge they might need their center thoroughfares moved to allow a longer, gentler incline/decline for the bridge.

It'll wind up as a pretty big project but there should only be a handful of bridges to worry about. We'll have to build smaller bridges nearby in the interim so we can change the existing bridges without disrupting normal trade routes, then tear those bridges down when we're done, too. Or we can just build entirely new bridges and tear the old ones down, but that would piss off a TON of people as roads would need to move, livelihoods would be ruined, people would need to relocate and just a whole bunch of bullshit. It'd be easier though.

Can't go through Tumblestone and Riverrun. The water gate there is for boats so we'd have to mangle the castle to accommodate ships. Oh and the small issue of the river itself coming down from hills and mountains in the Westerlands, which we'd have to carve into and through to reach the sea. And not an insignificant distance either. So it's pretty much impossible unless we want to start it now and have it finished well after we've and probably our kids and grandkids died lmao

Bonus points, we would probably wind up going through the Ruby Ford and if we find one of Rhaegar's rubies it would make for a nice keepsake or a gift.
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>>6452605
The Riverlands map in the first thread was marked by a based anon who found the only 2 viable locations to construct the canal. Unless they have to dig through a mountain of rock, dragonfire isn't a necessity. It's just gonna involve a LOT of digging.

>>6452550
Too bad Jason hasn't examined the map for the canal project yet; otherwise, he could have directly fished out the Riverland Lords whose territories will be affected for a chat.

>>6452548
The Hightowers are odd in just how ancient and mysterious their dynasty is. They are right up there with the Daynes in terms of how much history and secrets they're hiding, arguably much more so because of their love of hoarding forbidden books and knowledge. They're the only House in Westeros besides the Starks who can directly compete with the Maesters on just how many secrets and knowledge they've kept stashed away.

Keep in mind the Hightowers did Jason and the Latterborn a HUGE favor, granting Jason access to those forbidden texts. It's how he was forewarned about the dangers of the Doom.

Humfrey is solidly in Jason's camp, famously so. Everyone knows it. He was just another spare Hightower Knight until his heroic feats during the Latterborn Expedition, which allowed him to marry directly into the Martells. A truly great leap. One that had Jason a Lannister directly beseech Dorne to back his marriage. The Martells and Dorne hate Lannister guts. Hardly anyone knows it was actually Asha whose influence was most important for smoothing things over and they both avoided the actual marriage itself.

The Reach did enjoy the glory through the Hightowers but the Hightowers have seemingly favored Jason but that was done both openly with construction projects and secretly via the forbidden texts being made accessible. That project apparently also won HUGE favor among the smallfolk and gentry, considering how willing they were to answer Jason's call to arms. Jason's reach among the smallfolk and gentry is honestly kinda insane. Best in Westeros by far. This would also extend to the Hightowers, especially Humphrey, who is openly in Jason's camp. Honestly, if you think about it, the current Hightowers are quite the pain in the neck for the Tyrells. As their gamble with Jason succeeded beyond their wildest dreams, why would they want to risk fucking it up? But that doesn't require King's Landing to deal with. The Tyrells can only hang onto the coattails of the Hightowers to benefit. Which really ought to rub their current oafish High Lord raw.
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>>6452697
Olenna did show up personally in King's Landing and that means someone is gonna get royally fucked. Even Targs and Iron Throne never managed to pull one over on her. Quite the contrary, she was the one finding ways to fuck them over. Even Spider and Littlefinger don't want to tangle with her; both of them are currently distracted. So there isn't even anyone to mess with her unless Manderly throws his hat into the ring but he is currently following the Starks as their spymaster. Even Doran keeps a safe distance from Olenna. The only thing that ever managed to lure Olenna into King's Landing, a place she tried to avoid like the plague since she was a young girl, is Margaery. Jason is just so gonna focus on entertaining the children, which will include Margaery, after greeting the lynchpin of the Throne, the Starks to meet his brother in law. Which is really just him backing whatever Asha is up to when he isn't fooling around with the children.

Olenna's reaction to that ought to be great, given how annoying the Hightowers have become since their gamble paid off and how supportive Jason is of his wife is gonna make her drool and stomp her feet in frustration. As someone like Jason would be THEE perfect husband material for Margaery in her eyes; hell, even if she were decades younger...but Olenna is clever enough to realize Asha is the real problem. Not Jason. Same as Littlefinger. Her family is getting annoyingly overambitious for her tastes and ignoring her counsel about the pit of vipers. So Olenna wants to take a look herself, consider Margaery's matchmaking before her son can fuck it up, and no doubt ruin someone's day or she wouldn't be the Queen of Thorns. It won't be Jason; having him entertain the children will make her overlook him. Maybe she'll torment Cersei for fun or mess with Tywin. Come to think of it, she might even just hang out with Jason and Girion instead, using her age and granddaughter as an excuse while enjoying the show.
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Is anyone going to bring up the fact that if we connect one of the source points of the river to the ocean, like a location near oldstones, it will have massive comsequences as it would likely change the water from freshwater to to coeanic like salty?
I imagine the habitat collapse will likely effect the entirety of riverrun.
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>>6452735
It'd only affect one arm of the Trident. Also assuming it overcomes the outward current from opening the river. Which since there are hills leading up to Oldstones would mean working against gravity as well. It should have only minor ramifications for the newly opened outlet and no further.

Besides, the Riverlands deserve it.
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>>6452735
That is only if we do so directly. It's unlikely to happen because water flows downward and the ocean is the lowest point hence why all water flows there eventually. For that to happen we would have to purposefully ensure the canal at the ocean is somehow higher than the canal at the river. I doubt we could achieve that.
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>>6452735
As other Anons pointed out, rivers always flow towards the sea. What will happen is the water level would drop for the main river. Thankfully the trident is particularly deep, so a water level change would not affect trade that much. Besides, Longships are excellent at traversing shallow rivers like that.

On the long run the river splitting would mean lower velocity currents, which in turn would cause silt buildup which could clog the river in certain places if not cleaned up. Ecosystem wise saltwater fish from the east of westeros that can survive in freshwater like salmons would have a route would now to easily go to the sunset sea.

The project is possible, its gonna take a lot of money and manpower tho. It would also have the funny side effect of the freys getting sidelined, although not to the point of irrelevancy
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>>6452804
Riverlands is rich in manpower and food. With it being on the river, supplying the workers shouldn't be a huge problem and expenses are gonna be TOO high. Still gonna be expensive and require us shaking down some Lords whose territory will be getting crossed. Since the Westerlands specializes in industry, we shouldn't have a problem supplying the tools and simple machinery either.

I think our biggest problem isn't the expense but convincing the Stark faction to get the Tullies to play along. That power bloc isn't friendly to the Lannisters. Then again maybe Asha can work her magic to convince them, since this plan is mainly focused on reforming the Ironborn. Plus if we succeed, even the Traditionalist faction is gonna have a hard time disagreeing with it. The only ones against it would be the radicals.
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>>6452808
Jason is quite adept at being a diplomat, and a canal would certainly benefit the riverlords with unprecedented trade that would occur between Kings landing and Lannisport. I don't think throwing Asha at this particular problem is the way to go.

I believe convincing Tywin is going to be the hardest part as without substantial Lannister gold this project is dead in the dirt. The riverlands despite being a trade artery haven't been able to capitalise on it (even blocking towns like fairtrade from becoming cities in the past) hence arent that rich, so that project we would have to pay out of pocket for.

We will see how it goes. I think Tywin will not be in favour because it empowers the riverlords, and the building of an artificial canal hasn't been attempted since old Valyria (and they had dragons) so it might seem impossible and a fools errand to engage in.

but a direct trade route like that would inevitably make everyone in the realm a lot richer, and especially Lannisport since it is one of the great cities of westeros that is only kept from growing to greater heights due to its location
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>>6452822
It'd probably be possible to spread word around and have a bunch of minor or burgeoning merchants chip in tiny amounts of money while angling nearer to the route. As well as lesser nobility in the periphery pledge aid and funds. Like any business venture, convincing the suckers at the bottom is the most efficient way to not spend your own cash. Think of how many investors you can get by being charismatic. Petyr might just defraud the Iron Throne for just such a venture and assure us it is him paying out of his own pocket when he isn't actually spending a single copper of his own. Clever manlet.
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>>6452822
For Tywin its a matter of influence and power. A canal project provides a shit ton of influence, power, and prestige for the Lannister House that will be unmatched since Valyria itself. So it's not that hard to convince him. It's just that nobody would trust Tywin not to fuck them over with it somehow.

In my opinion, a bigger problem is how the Stark faction will view it. As it can be construed, the Lannisters are directly expanding into their sphere of influence by a drastic degree(not entirely wrong but it's planned for the Ironborn Reforms). Unless they take Asha seriously with her power plays and plotting. Jason cannot be fully trusted so long as Tywin is alive to fuck over his plans. Everyone saw what Tywin did to Jason's projects in the Westerlands, but the Reach accepted it instead, starting with Old Town and the Hightowers. Look at what that resulted in. Jason became beloved by the smallfolk and gentry even there, despite being a foreigner. Even their legendary Reach knight culture holds Jason in high esteem apparently.

Of course, there are increasingly loud whispers going on about who really wears the pants in the relationship and whether or not Jason can even control his savage wife. Only Dorne actually knows for certain and the Ironborn were 'informed' by Asha herself, stating what Jason's status was, and if you wanted to refute it, have fun denying the Drowned God's personal blessings and getting drowned to death for your heresy.

That power bloc really doesn't like Lannisters for obvious reasons. Jason's existence is countered by Tywin. However, the Starks are trying to support reforming the Ironborn otherwise, Ned wouldn't be trying to teach Theon with the Stark style of lordship. It's just Asha existing isn't in their plans, nor do they realize that the Ironborn will never accept Theon until he proves himself from scratch. This gives Asha a chance to have to convince the North of her sincerity and, yet again make clear the distinction between herself and the Lannisters. She has already done it with Dorne and they HATE the Lannisters, so she can do it again. Especially with her wanting to remove the 'hostage' status of Theon and make him an official ward/squire to the Starks. This is something Ned would also agree with, since he never viewed Theon as a prisoner.

With Asha stabilizing the Ironborn, their power bloc can instead focus on the Lannisters and Tyrells. While Dorne is quietly scheming with Asha and the Spider. Jason is likely gonna be occupied in the Iron Islands and Riverlands, overseeing his projects and supporting Asha.

>>6452828
Don't forget Tyrion with the Latterborn Company and the Ironborn wealth from reaving.
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>>6452833
>a bigger problem is how the Stark faction will view it
The fatman of the North might be able to sway them or assuage their worries. Manderly is trusted in matters of coin and trade. And he's cunning besides. He'd likely see the long-term benefits of the project stealing legitimacy from the Ironborn ideal of raiding instead of trading which would lessen the attacks on his, and his countrymen's holdings. Allowing for more stable and less violent rule in general for the North. It would be a smart thing to back IF it could work. So if he can see it succeeding he probably would angle to put soft pressure on the other lords to not try to stymie it in any way.

>Don't forget Tyrion with the Latterborn Company and the Ironborn wealth from reaving.
Well the way I see it is Littlefinger would have an easy in with schmoozing Jason and Asha by funding Jason's pet projects under the guise that he's just making smart investments and believes in them despite how the project sounds. It's a political move on his part rather than a monetary one. It'd be an easy lie for him to convince either of them of. I'm sure Tyrion would back it, but Baelish would probably be day one with ten toes down about how "good an idea" it sounds to him.
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>>6452808
I think the biggest concern is that even if we built the canal, would it actually work and have the outcomes we're after. Which would be up to the QM.
If the water isn't deep enough for boats, or the miles of distance too far, etc.

Ironically, I'm pretty sure that funding and permission won't be that big of an issue; everyone in the region would be interested. All the lords from Seaguard to Maidenpool will want to be able to charge an additional toll fee to anyone who is sailing from the western sea. Rather than having a dozen checkpoints at each new holding, the money can be charged up front at the mouth of the canal, and the Crown can redistribute the money accordingly.
We can offer to say that the percentage of money that each lord gets is not just determined by how much of their territory the rivers pass through, but also based on how much money they were willing to invest into the construction of the canal.

Annual Toll income recipients:
Crown gets 10% as expected
Lannisters get 10% since we built it
10% goes to the lords whose land the canal itself was dug through
60% is split amongst the various lords down river who will benefit from the increase in trade and invested in the project
10% to House Baelish if he ends up allying with Asha. We bs the books and say he invested more than he actually did.
Some other basic rules might be that Lannisters and Ironborn are allowed through without needing to pay the fee.

If this is done correctly, lots of people would be giving permission and clambering over the chance to donate money, since they'd be getting a lucrative amount of passive income in perpetuity.

The biggest risk is if the lords get nervous about all the Ironborn sailing through towards Essos.

>>6452833
I think there is a way we could spin this so that Tywin won't thwart the idea, even if he personally isn't fond of it.
I know he doesn't like them, but the Freys already have ties to the Lannisters due to auntie Genna. We can strengthen that alliance further.
If we build the canal at the upper red line of pic related, then the Freys would become *significantly* more important/wealthy/powerful, and it would be entirely thanks to us. There would be the massive increase in trade, but beyond charging toll fees to everyone who passes through their section, they can blockade it whenever they want. They'd go from like the third or fourth most prominent house in the Riverlands to suddenly getting close to approaching the level of the Tullys.
In which case, the Lannisters would now have more than just a foot-in-the-door, but a tight grip on the politics of that region.
We can let Tywin handle the paperwork / legal documents / coercive methods to make sure that the Freys will remain loyal and subservient to the Lannisters. At that point, we can heavily influence the Riverlands via proxy.
Add that to the Iron Islands + Westerlands, and you've got a decent power-bloc coming together.
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>>6452840
Wouldn't the ruins of Oldstones be the ideal place to build the canal? It has the closest distance to the sea and is closer to Westerlands territory, so putting troops there in the event of destabilisation will be easier. I do know we have aunt Genna married to them but besides the Freys being general untrustworthy opportunists putting a canal that far up north also puts it into risk of northern attack and control

All arms of the Trident are quite deep and Longships are able to go on extremely shallow waters. So I am not too concerned about the water level issue although it certainly does have the possibility of messing things up if it doesn't work that well. Thankfully with our Hightower allies we can employ the finest of the citadel to calculate what will minimise those side effects.
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>>6452840
I don't think Walder would accept having to remake the Twins to accommodate. It would take way too long to do and he would lose a lot of power in the short term, and he's kind of old and scrambling for power as quickly as possible. I also think Tywin wouldn't accept going through Seagard. Kevan's estimation that they could be a threat becomes something Tywin can't ignore if they had more power and wealth. Even if they might be persuaded to be on Lannister side after such a deal, it's not the kind of gamble Tywin likes to make. The whole, drown entire families sort of type instead you know how it is with him.

They're certainly options. But we'd need to scout the political landscape first.
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We should jsut build a bunch of Dams because it means we can then control not only the flow of the river thus other peoples crops but also use it for our own stuff. OR in times of war, fucking flood our enemies down stream as a prelude.
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>>6452885
Which rivers do you plan on putting those dams on? The westerlands don't really have many rivers to weaponise and attempting a dam project manned by lannisters in the riverlands would not fly well unlike a canal which would be an active trade route.

The Iron Islands also do need a lot of infrastructure. With Asha by our side we can truly make the Iron-Gold alliance into the greatest naval power in the world. I can't wait to visit that drab cold place.
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I personally don't like the idea of giving more power to the Frey's, because of how slimy they are.

Maybe we should just focus on the other projects we have instead of the canals. Like the roads, trying to get on Ned's good side so he can tell us more about the glasshouses, maybe get some contracts from other lords around the Westerlands and grow our popularity. I'm also willing to follow the plan that one anon said about paying Renly to pass some laws and make whatever reforms we want. Bonus points if he can actually say how brilliant and convincing we are to come up with our ideas and whatever
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>>6452905
I believe we will be building up some correspondance with the Starks simply because Theon is there and we'd be sending him letters every now and then.

The canal project would truly be a great boon due to travel by sea being hands down the most efficient form of transport. I do not want to have it above the twins however, it is wayyy too out of our reach there and would certainly not be defendable against northern attacks. Besides, going through oldstones is the shortest possible route that requires the least amount of digging anyways. There would truly be no benefit to build it that far up north.

Other projects wise, we had planned for a grand bazaar of sorts for Lannisport and a proper seaport/harbour for Lordsport as well. And since elavation is one of the main issues for farming in the Isles perhaps we can build terraced farms there if we know of their existence from books taken from Yi-Ti.
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>>6452834
Well don't forget Manderly is also the #1 suspect for Northern Spymaster given his intelligence, connections, and actions. Everyone underestimates the jolly fatman but he is extremely cunning. I guess it will depend on how much he can assure the Starks and other Northern Lords.

Littlefinger is more interested in Asha and can only siphon so much coin from the Throne and a project like that isn't cheap even for Lannister fortune. He'll definitely try to use it to his advantage.

>>6452840
Empowering the Freys is a TERRIBLE idea for so many reasons. Those locations are far more costly to do than the original two. In terms of tolls that will depend on how the new settlements establish themselves on the canal and the resulting fortifications built at both mouths.

In terms of funding the Riverland lords will provide the lion's share of labor and supplies, with tools and other specialty machinery sourced from Old Town or Westerland industry. There is no way you are gonna convince the Riverland lords along the river to share a single toll system. Nobody is gonna trust each other enough not to skim from it. Jason can pull it off because of his fame and reputation for trustworthiness. Jason might not be Ned Stark tier but everyone knows how good natured he is and his refusal to fuck over even smallfolk and gentry, which is unheard of. Who they cannot trust is his father, Tywin, to not fuck them over. However, the Riverland canal project will be difficult for Tywin to squeeze in when he'll be facing off against multiple High Lords and even the Throne(see increased trade/tolls for tax).

Keep in mind Tywin wasn't able to interfere when Jason brought his construction plans to the Reach and started building starting from Old Town. Which he certainly would want to, because of how badly it would look on him for sabotaging the Westerlands project. However, he couldn't get past both the Tyrells who will never allow another High Lord to interfere in their own realm and the Hightowers who decided to side with Jason.

As for Ironborn, none of them are gonna wanna risk losing their priceless shortcut. Fucking around in the canal or river would result in severe repercussions, even from other Ironborn. They are actually the ones who benefit the most from this because they don't have to sail all the way around Westeros to Essos. Both Traditionalist and Reformist Ironborn will support and guard the project. Out of everyone involved they'll be the ones who are most fanatical about it, beside the Riverland lords who will be desperately squabbling over a larger share. However, unlike them the Ironborn will be unified in their interests for the canal.
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>>6453052
>Well don't forget Manderly is also the #1 suspect for Northern Spymaster
Nah the North doesn't do spymasters. The Starks are too honorobru for subterfuge, clearly.
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>>6453091
He isn't a spymaster, but once the Starks are deposed he becomes the head of the northern conspiracy for Stark restoration. He has the wits for the position at the very least.

He also is undoubtedly the richest northern lord and the lord with the greatest Navy of the north. And if we want to pursue some drowned god mystique, the mermaid court is deeply connected with the deep ones and the Ironborn god even if they are nominally worshippers of the seven now.
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>>6453091
Only Ned is Honorable. Pre Ned Starks were more characterized with being ruthless or Hard motherfuckers. Hell, Ned's Dad had his "Southern Ambitions"

North doesn't particularly care about honor, that was something Ned learned from the Vale and if you read the history of the Starks, all they had over the Boltons was that they didn't skin people. Usually. One of them did help the Boltons with their little skin tent project at at the three sisters, I think.
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>>6453110
Innocent harmless Wyman? Head of some conspiracy? Surely you jest, ser. I wonder if Jason treating him with respect and not an ounce of derision will make him internally panic thinking that Jason has somehow seen through his godlike deception. Meanwhile Jason is just thinking "It's nice he can afford to eat so much without starving his people, impressive."

>>6453112
Nay. Loyalty and honor go hand in hand. And the North is loyal indeed. Except for those handful of weirdos with their sex dungeons. We don't talk about them though. This must all be some sort of misunderstanding.
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>>6453118
>>6453112
I think that while Ned is yes, operating on Vale honor, his Vale honor is partnered with Northern hardness, leading to a very close version that the north both accepts and enjoys.

Ned stark is rememebered both fondly and as an Ideal Stark, so the North do see his brand of honor as admirable.

However, Northern Honor is likely slightly different than Vale honor, which we see with older stark lords. The idea of oaths, expectation, and duty exist however the northern brutality and harshness are stronger in past starks.

I believe one northern lord even states, with admiration, that a girl could walk the kings road naked and would be unaccosted during Ned's rule.

However, Ned's Vale honor and Northern bluntness were a bad combination within the south as a coutier.

>>6453052
Noth specificallt this post but Wheeling back, this whole canal plan relies on the riverland lords and the Tullys being able to trust both the westerlands and the iron Islands to honorable and justly use a path that cuts through their territory.

While this isn't an impossible dream, it may still be a little early to plot for it because the grey joy rebellion was legit only 2 to 3 years ago at this point.
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>>6453130
>I believe one northern lord even states, with admiration, that a girl could walk the kings road naked and would be unaccosted during Ned's rule.
To be able to say this during medieval times is testament to just how insane Ned's administrative skills are. If Theon can learn a few things from him he'd be a great steward for Asha's court in the Iron Islands.
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>>6453138
>theon learns the wrong lessons from Ned "I will personally kill you" Stark
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>>6453139
>Iron Islands end up stuck with a lord who embraces Vale and Northern ideals of honor and rulership

The infinitely spawning drowned men would hate that
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>>6453138
Don't forget he's a fighter second only to Robert the 'Demon' in fighting prowess. He was just super humble about it and hated showing off. The man was so terrifying in a fight Cersei, Tywin, Littlefinger, and the Spider were desperate to force him to surrender by holding his children hostage than let him go on a rampage in the Red Keep. Apparently, his odds were dangerously in his favor despite throwing the entire King's Guard at him. Nobody believed they could realistically stop him if he got serious. It's just a very well kept secret of his, especially with Robert sucking up the limelight.

The kicker about Ned's administrative and stewardship skills is that he was never specifically taught for that position. As he was originally raised to be a warrior for his family and lead armies. It was something he was forced to pick up only after his brothers and father died. Yet he was still extremely effective at it. Ned's only real weaknesses were realpolitik and intrigue. The man was astoundingly capable.

Nor was he strictly traditionalist either because of what happened to his sister. It's why he made the decisions he did with Arya. Which I'm sure is something Asha is gonna pick up quickly on. Both Ned and Balon quietly had reconsiderations about that sorta thing.

>>6453139
Well technically, he did prefer the Bow...so yeah.

>>6453145
Except Reaver Queen Asha exists who successfully raided the Doom. Gonna be fucking hilarious to see how they reckon with that. Jason a Greenlander also being blessed and saved by the Drowned God is already gonna confuse the shit out of them. Plus, Asha admitted to wanting her other drowned priest uncle, who is hugely influential among the drowned men. If it was Theon alone, that would be one thing. They've dealt with similar things before.
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>>6453148
>Except Reaver Queen Asha exists who successfully raided the Doom.
To be a supporter of the Old Way in the Islands is going to be so weird in this timeline. The only real champions of it are dumber than a rock, the chosen of your god and heir to the seastone chair is openly against the old way and is a woman. And the only other viable candidate that has also raided the doom is insane and a heathen.

Tradionalists are gonna be on suicide watch
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>>6453148
>Apparently, his odds were dangerously in his favor despite throwing the entire King's Guard at him. Nobody believed they could realistically stop him if he got serious.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

They just couldn't attack him willy nilly because he was unarmored and they didn't want to accidentally kill him because he's kind of important. He also had like, 20 or 30 of his own northmen with him.
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>>6453180
there is also the implication that Ned is not as skilled at the sword as his reputation leads people to beleive, as he got that reputation via killing the Sword of the Morning, which is a feat that only he and Howland reed have any true knowledge on.

he's no doubt skilled with Ice, and by my own rules he gets a buff for using his House's own sword, but the fact remains is that his defining fear of martial prowess is based on effectivly him saying "trust me bro"
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>>6453184
Oh for sure. He's a large and very strong man, trained by skilled tutors throughout his life and undoubtedly roughhousing with men like Robert Fucking Baratheon. He's totally got chops. But he surely ain't clutching up a 1v6 like Barristan the old, let alone a 1v100 or whatever it turned into by the time all his men got got in the throne room.
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>>6453186
I think if he WERE to clutch up a 1v6 it'd be a hardcarry by Ice, because Ice, when swung by someone like Ned, is a weapon that can genuinely just cut straight through your sword and into your helmet, AND it's able to control a large amount of space. That and the Kingsguard of the period were kinda shit other than Jamie and Barristan and... I think Arys Oakheart was on the team at the time? He was alright.

I've idly considered a timeloop fic that ends with him just straight up 1vAll-ing everyone even with a bum leg specifically because of the mentioned area control.
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>>6453302
The real issue is the exhaustion. 1 v many means you have so much shit to do all at once and if you can't do it fast enough you either get wounded or you get tired. Even if he could manage space it wouldn't save him from just collapsing after a while. Which is something the many don't need to worry about as much because they can disengage while another threatens and catch their breath. It's not like they have to get within swinging range to force someone to defend themselves after all.
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>>6453302
>>6453338
> 1vAll-ing
>exhaustion
Bruh they'd just shoot him. How is this even a question?
This isn't some anime where people can deflect arrows. Forget a hundred, even like six guys with bows would take down Ned

I'm honestly shocked that Jason hasn't tried the Tyrion route, and just keep a crossbow near him at all times. He knows he's not amazing at combat, so why not circumvent it. Even the Mountain won't survive a bolt to the face.
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>>6453407
I'm sticking to the hypothetical, man. If Ned actually started some shit there are hundreds of guards, redcloaks and goldcloaks all over the place which would just spear him or shoot him, yes. If we were being really real, Jaime would just kill him. Just having fun with a scenario.

>Even the Mountain won't survive a bolt to the face.
There are not insignificant portions of the head and face that could take a crossbow bolt and not be fatal, outright or otherwise. From directly front at least. As for a reason Jason doesn't just carry a crossbow is most places won't let you just carry one around strung like that unless you're on payroll or own the place. Go out to a village near some woods? Sure. Stroll into a big city with ordinances and laws? Not so much.
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Maybe one thing Jason can do making use of his fame somewhat and his good old Lannister purse is begin working on some improvements too crossbows, be it makng bigger ones for longer range and using myrish lenses or more easy to reload ones for infantry?

Invest in small skirmisher/hunter groups to specialise in headhunting when times of war come, spare the levies and jsut drop the generals and knights?
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>>6453420
Probably better to invest in standardization metrics for goods made in the Westerlands. That allows for more strict adherence to quality controls and construction consistency. Print some gauges and weights.
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>>6452454
Just watched this video and all the others this creater has, I must say he is a good orator.

Honestly my main disagreement with him stating that Littlefinger was a supporter of the Baratheon dynasty when Robert was alive is the total bankruptcy of the realm. Aerys had left the vaults of the realm overflowing with golden dragons, them being drained to the point the crown was in extreme debt is suspicious to say the least.

Robert is an incompetent king who is irresponsible but I find it hard to believe his celebrations would cost the realm 6 million gold stags.

I do believe the bigger players in the game of thrones are all working with the context of fAegons reconquest of Westeros in mind. Varys certainly was involved in the downfall of Aerys and Robert for such a purpose.

But Littlefinger seems too aligned with Varys's goals to be aiding Ned when he came to King's Landing truthfully. I do believe he is no friend of the Lannisters either and his own interests do align with keeping the Baratheon throne intact at that point in the story but he also has a huge hand in weakening that throne in the first place.

Not to mention, he is not always a logical actor in the game, especially when it comes to Cat and later Sansa. He might have gone after Ned for personal reasons as well especially after it became clear He was bound for the Wall. I certainly believe it was his purse that hired Jaqen H'ghar to kill him on is trip to the wall, although that was not necessary due to decision of Joffrey to kill him on the spot.

Well, future events aside, I suppose Jason will have plenty of interactions with all the snakes and spiders at court. I truly wonder if he will realise just how badly Robert is at ruling. Maybe he will understand from his parenting skills alone.

And also if we get knowledge of fAegon through the spider, perhaps it will be smart for us to declare ourselves King of the West and Isles in the war? I still hold the belief that fucking off to the wall is the ideal choice since fAegon will most likely have the same ending as Tommen in the show but I suppose those are plans for another day.

First things first, doubling down on our gentry and smallfolk support in the westerlands and civilising the Ironborn. And of course mingling and getting as much trade deals as possible in this tourney
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>>6453865
>And also if we get knowledge of fAegon through the spider, perhaps it will be smart for us to declare ourselves King of the West and Isles in the war?
I have no idea how the situation's gonna look when the war starts but I doubt that Tywin will be dead. In fact, without Tyrion, I'm not quite sure who *could* kill him.
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>>6453869
I am a believer that Oberyn had poisoned him before Tyrion put that bolt in him. I imagine he will be poisoned in a similar manner when Dorne eventually gets invited to the court to strengthen the Lannister throne.

Or perhaps Jason gets unwittingly or knowingly involved in that plot. I do think if the red wedding happens with the amount of reverance he has shown towards guest right and honour it might push him to finally make Tywin his enemy.

In the end we will have to see. Tywin has way too many powerful enemies to sustain his power tho, and it will only get worse as he gains more throughout these years
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>>6453869
>In fact, without Tyrion, I'm not quite sure who *could* kill him.
Most likely Varys or someone who had help from Varys. The Spider needs Tywin dead, eventually.
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>>6453927
Well, that's the issue anon, if Varys kills Tywin, then it's because us inheriting would benefit his goals. And that probably means it'd happen in a really, really, REALLY bad place.
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>>6453420
I also just noticed I never explained why I would be leery of this plan, my B. I'd be worried about any doctrine or efforts which strictly paint targets on or undermine the nobility and "officerial" class. It's a good way to get a knife in the back when you start explicitly targeting them, it's generally seen as "poor form". They're whiny babies, essentially.

The actual "advancing weapons of war" thing is still always a big + besides that though.

>>6453865
>debt
Yeah it's really a hard sell to say you can go from the MOST loaded vaults to completely destitute just from throwing parties since the entire tax apparatus should still be intact besides the excesses of one man. Even with Robert's famed thoughtless generosity besides the constant tourneys and feasts. Littlefinger is clearly defrauding the crown from the very start. But I can definitely see him working just to keep Bobby on the Throne. Maybe until he either learned about fAegon or saw the writing on the wall with Cersei's clearly incest babies and saw an opportunity for changing up the board.

>king of gold and salt with a queen of iron and straw
Two for one deal! kek It's something to keep in mind. As long as we can prove that Jason and Asha are valuable and capable to have around and survive til then it should be possible to maintain position no matter what path we take. Making many friends and completing projects is the best way we can do that right now, I concur.

>>6453869
The Martells will never give up on it, at least. And if they never manage to get him personally, I can see Doran or Oberyn biting the bullet and hiring a Faceless Man in the end at an opportune time. As distasteful as it is to constantly pin plans on the same group of assassins. Maybe in this world, Arya does actually kill him. If Joffrey manages to fuck everything up again and lead to a Stark massacre for Tywin down the line again, anyway.
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>>6453929
No? Tywin's death destabilizes the realm and allows Cersei to try and take the reigns, which only further weakens the crown's authority and helps soften up the Lannisters in preparation for fAegon's arrival. That's also why Varys murders Kevan, to ensure that Cersei can keep fucking everything up and driving the Tyrells mad with her bullshit.
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>>6452527
Shit, I just had a hilarious idea. Jason would never EVER do this, but it's still a funny hypothetical to imagine.
If we pointed out pic related, it would obviously cause unimaginable political damage, but I wonder how it'd effect Ned's thought process when he eventually starts figuring out the truth behind Cersei's children.
"If what you say about my nephew Joffery is true, then perhaps Jon Snow isn't the only bastard under your roof, Lord Stark. >:3 "


>>6453871
> I imagine he will be poisoned in a similar manner when Dorne eventually gets invited to the court to strengthen the Lannister throne. Or perhaps Jason gets unwittingly or knowingly involved in that plot.
Oh yeah, question for the QM: During his time in Sunspear, did Jason speak with Doran and Oberyn about helping them get revenge on The Mountain? Another thing Jason could have offered is to publicly state that his father gave the order to have Elia murdered with her children. Even if Jason doesn't actually know for certain, he could just lie and claim that he saw proof. That'd get the Martell's the confession they wanted from Gregor, but almost a decade earlier than expected.


>>6453420
>>6453423
In the Game of Thrones mod for Crusader Kings 3, the men at arms unit unique to the Lannisters were called the 'Rain Makers' as an obvious nod to Tywin's song. They were each equipped with a double-crossbow; something that would normally be too expensive for anyone other than the Lannisters to afford. If Jason managed to standardize a casting mold for these weapons, then I imagine that it would make them significantly cheaper to make, or at least easier to produce a lot of them in a short amount of time in case a war suddenly broke out.


>>6453927
That may not occur since Varys might now end up (loosely) on our side in this timeline. If Gerion does actually marry Heanora, then the Lannisters would become allies to the Blackfyres. In that case, we would be one of the only families who would actually support The Spider's endgame goal. Letting Tywin or Kevan die might be counterproductive to his plans this time around.
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>>6453957
>Oh yeah, question for the QM: During his time in Sunspear, did Jason speak with Doran and Oberyn about helping them get revenge on The Mountain? Another thing Jason could have offered is to publicly state that his father gave the order to have Elia murdered with her children.
I believe it was agreed that doing so would be retarded and suicidal in practice
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>>6453957
>During his time in Sunspear, did Jason speak with Doran and Oberyn about helping them get revenge on The Mountain?
We were given a vote prompt to make a vow to do that, but no one chose that option. Mountain belongs to Sandor and even if were gonna cuck him with the Martells, we wouldn't talk about it until we were imminently ready.
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>>6453957
>Letting Tywin or Kevan die might be counterproductive to his plans this time around.
How? Unless both Joffery and Tommen die, and fAegon offers to marry Myrcella, Tywin is going to be an obstacle to fAegon's cause.
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>>6453957
The only issue I see is you can't really cast crossbow arms. Cast metal is a bit brittle for such a task as sproingy-throwing as far as I am aware. But if we opened up a ton of apprenticeship positions to do menial tasks with smithing and metalworking it'd be a lot easier to find people with at least some experience working the material necessary to produce required parts. While it wouldn't strictly make it easier, cheaper or faster, the actual production amount in such a scenario would be much higher. Maybe setting up a little hamlet along the Tumblestone where we could install water-driven hammers could be worthwhile for accelerating production of metal goods. It being a particularly vigorous river makes it pretty useful in that regard. Say hello to hearing loss and tinnitus for all the poor sods working there, though.

You could also do something similar with saws for wood products.

>>6453968
Yeah, I agree. Tywin is the king of not compromising. Guy nearly has an aneurysm whenever someone asks him "Is Pepsi okay?". The situation in which he'd actually take the L and let someone other than his blood sit the throne is if there is literally not a single other option. And he'd fight tooth and nail to stop anyone from putting him in that position.
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>>6453957
>Letting Tywin or Kevan die might be counterproductive to his plans this time around.
Nah, If Tywin dies Jason (who is presumably more maleable and easy to manipulate) takes power in the rock. If anything our allience in with the Blackscales makes the death of Tywin more likely rather than less.

There are 3 parties interested in his death and it will be a joint effort to poison him. The Tyrells because they wish to replace the Lannister position in the court, The Martells because of Elia and Varys because the moment Tywin is gone Cersei starts spiraling beyond control.
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If anything, a heir like Jason existing makes Tywin more likely to be killed if Jason gets the reputation of being rather relaxed and much like his paternal grandpa. The Martells most certainly prefer us to Tywin and the Tyrells also will feel that way after this Tourney.
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Hows writing QM we're hungry out here?
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>>6454188
It’s going. Last couple days no progress due to work and commitments with the roommates.

Currently have begun the conversations between Stark and Jason and Asha, however the majority of the writing currently is a POV of Eddard as well as his conversation with Wyman Manderly concerning Manderly’s take on Jason and his position as heir to the rock.

Plans for the update are to have you guys break the ice with the Starks, with Eddard warming up to Jason’s group.

In addition there will be a spar between Humfrey and King Robert, two hammer users bonding.

Then there will the scene of Jason and the youth of the Long Summer.

And I planned to try and fit in Jason playing the Valyrian Hurdy Gurdy, but we’ll see if I can fit it in before I move onto the full tournament. Which The Latterborn and Jason will participate in, because even if he doesn’t want to Tywin will force the issue.
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>>6454502
>Which The Latterborn and Jason will participate in, because even if he doesn’t want to Tywin will force the issue.
>"You know, this Jason guy can't fight for shit."
>autism strength kicks in when grappling and jason picks up a guy in full armor and bodyslams him
>"I was unfamiliar with your game."
Never wrestle with a guy who plays with big rocks.
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>>6454502
I'm surprised Jason didn't stand his ground considering his big valyrian steel balls against Tywin.

>>6454506
That is a good point, honestly. Honestly I wouldn't want to fuck with a guy with autismo strength and an obsession with defense. Jason would be an absolute menace with a can opener or a big shield.
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>>6454510
That’s a fair point, I’ll leave it up to a vote then weather you participate and what events.
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>>6454510
Certainly going hands on with a guy who exercised specifically so he could carry someone down stairs and onto a ship is a bold decision. Unfortunately for them they are not aware of the sperg training.

>>6454527
I can see benefits to both routes. On the one hand, being mysterious and not going into battle lets people imagine Jason as being far more capable than he might otherwise be. It also lets them think he is less capable than he is. Depends on whether they trust the rest of the group's gassing him up.

On the flip side, Jason showing off that he isn't a great warrior plants the idea that he is instead very cunning or intelligent to make up for it and that the stories saying he's actually clever as shit hold water and he's dangerous to approach in that regard. It also shows a willingness to engage in the manly aspects of society despite the fact he is not necessarily going to earn great glory in such contests which builds strong rapport with the martially minded lords of the realm. They might think him mediocre but they'd still respect he has the moxy to do it. Save for the assholes who look down on people for not being the best around, but they'd inevitably find some reason to sneer at Jason anyway.

Is Asha going to be upset that she can't fight? Is she gonna tell Jason to kick ass for her or encourage him to tell Tywin to pound sand and just sit with her? Time will tell!
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>>6454502
A Ned POV hell yeah. Loved his stuff in the first book, he truly lives in a world of his own.

Glad that Robert doesnt yet require a breastplate strecher. Humpfrey will certainly love the chance to learn from his idol.

And for joining the Tourney, I am sure Asha, Dara and Humpfrey will wish to do so since they have the skills for it, and Dara in particular is going to be styling on Jalabhar Xho since he should also be at court begging for military help. I wonder if Dara had a hand in exiling him in the first place.

As for Jason, he really isn't a martial character but he isn't below terrible at it either. He certainly should have more experience by now than most knights of the long summer. Maybe we can pull a Ned and say our skills are only to use for real life and death situations
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>>6454534
Oh Asha is gonna participate even if Tywin tries to stop her. Even if the Queen tries.

Though she’ll likely take part in the melee.

Also people getting a chance to see the skills and abilities of Jaime Lannister’s more heroic younger brother (since Jaime’s reputation is in the shutter despite his martial prowess) will hype them up.
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>>6454534
Mystery knight is an option for women. She'll need knightly armour fitted for her.

Jason's martial and tactical ability is extremely...specialized. Autistically so. His command ability is absolute shit unless its about defense in which case you'll be screaming for mercy. He was that way since he was young. It just took Asha accidentally asking the right questions to reveal it. That isn't even getting into his SPERG training, like with shipbuilding and construction. The guy is really a menace under the right circumstances.

>>6454538
Oh if only Brienne participates too that would be great. We know the Queen's Guard is gonna do so as a mystery knight.
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>>6454539
I'm more worried about the bebe than the social norm lmao I will admit I don't know how early a pregnancy turns into "If you do jumping jacks you'll kill your baby". Dunno if anyone's gonna bring it up.
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>>6454537
>Maybe we can pull a Ned and say our skills are only to use for real life and death situations
Jason doesn't like tourneys anyway. Tygett taught him they were lame and gay.
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>>6454541
I actually forgot she was pregnant when I said that but that’s correct she cannot participate, save maybe in the archery competition or axe throwing.
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>>6454545
>I actually forgot she was pregnant
Just don't go shopping for smokes.

>save maybe in the archery competition or axe throwing.
She can bond with Theon. And Theon can feel special since he can probably outshoot her with tourney bows. Nice.
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>>6454545
>she cannot participate
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>>6454561
Jesus Christ my sides.
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>>6454561
Holy fuck anon
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>>6454561
Fakin kek
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You know, I think if we let Asha talk to the king more we could get his support much much more than any other in the realm. Asha is basically Lyanna Stark if she was borne in the Iron Islands, with how jovial Jason is and how different he is compared to the other arrogant Lannisters surrounding him I am sure he sees a bit of himself in the pale lion as well. But if we encourage Asha to take the initiative Robert will give his purse in her efforts to civilise the Islands for certain.

It is good we are visiting the Starks first for that reason too, the Baratheon throne is near its peak right now, the coffers arent emptied yet and the crown remains strong. While that status quo lasts Asha has the chance to make the King most want to help her in any way possible, especially since she has achieved the impossible now.

Now I still don't wish to stay in Kings Landing of course, but Jason should at least ask the King to legitimise Joy (Gerion's Bastard) as a Lannister. Or perhaps Gerion should ask that himself since it is just a piece of paper in the end.

If we do get the Master of Stone position we could certainly build that canal in the riverlands we were talking about. It would be a way for us to both have political power seperate from Tywin and also be far away from Kings Landing with the excuse of overseeing the construction projects underway.

Also would mean the entire realm would be open to Jason for construction, since we would speak with the kings word.
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>>6454653
Anon, anon, we are staying the FUCK away from King's Landing so long as Cersei is there.
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>>6454653
I imagine Jason establishing a proper royal engineering corp and finally fixing those night watch forts as his position demands. It would give him actual legal cause to not participate in that bloodletting ritual in the war of the five kings as well. That master of stone position is something we should ask for from Robert
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>>6454654
We are staying away from KL don't get me wrong, but a master of stone position would certainly necessitate us leaving King's Landing to actually oversee the construction in the first place. We'll be at the worksite most of the times, only rarely going to the King to get his permission for other projects or to show him what we have achieved.

It isn't a desk job like the others in that council since we are actually doing something physical. Without Jason's personal guidelines and help the gargatuan projects we want to achieve would not be built right after all
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>>6454657
And Robert is the perfect king to sponsor us. Incompetent rulers dig huge overbudget infrastructure projects, it is known.
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>>6454657
>We are staying away from KL don't get me wrong, but a master of stone position would certainly necessitate us leaving King's Landing to actually oversee the construction in the first place.
It would still be getting involved in KL politics, which is a NO. What we do is we fuck off to the Iron Islands the moment we can.
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>>6454663
We are already involved mate, Littlefinger and Varys are both gunning for us and Cersei is going to certainly be trying her best to trip us over at every opportunity. With a position like master of stone we get an open check from the crown to work on projects realm-wide. Projects which will eventually also help solidify Asha's rule over the Iron Islands and Jason's over the Westerlands.

And it really isn't the same level of involvement as any of the other positions there. We will barely if ever sit on the small council, the position is practically a realm wide field trip where we would be more involved with local lords and great houses rather than Kings Landing escapades.

At most we'll be tasked with improving the defenses of Kings Landing, but during this era of peace the Kingsroad and other such economic systems have a lot more value than defense expenses for one of the most siege proof cities in westeros.

The title would make life a lot easier for Jason
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>I don't want to get involved in Politics/Kings landing
IT CAME FREE WITH BEING IMPORTANT
ONLY WAY TO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH SCHEMES IS TO BE USELESS TO SCHEMERS
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>>6454669
>>6454671
Every single trip to a city with Cersei in it is a danger. All you're doing is trying to "fix" things by relying on the idea that the QM will just let us get scot free with anything instead of being logical about it.
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>>6454653
>>6454655
>>6454657
>>6454662
>>6454669
This is all me idk why my id is changing all the damn time

>>6454673
I am not trying to fix anything. My argument is that a Master of Stone position would give us both the political and financial capital to make our megastructure projects come to life, and would also keep us away from Kings Landing due to having to manage those projects and bring them to life (which will be a multi-year endevours anyways)

I have neither a desire or wish to stay in Kings Landing for a moment more than we have to, but unironically a position like that would help us keep away more from there than less, and would also allow us free reign over all the kingdoms of the realm.

I don't want to bother with cersei, with Joffrey or with trying to somehow save the Baratheon dynasty. I want to use the crowns money to fund our architectural projects and make the crowns debt even larger but actually have something to show for it by the end.

Jason is going to get that "the builder" moniker in all the lands dammit
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I still remember when it all started with Jason saying "Hey babe, my uncle is in a suicide mission and I wanna make a name for myself because people think I'm lame."

Now he's going to grapple with the idea of fame in of itself. The autistic boy who only wanted to play with blocks now has to deal with all of this, and it's all his fault, and it's so funny
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>>6454657
>It isn't a desk job like the others in that council since we are actually doing something physical. Without Jason's personal guidelines and help the gargatuan projects we want to achieve would not be built right after all
Not really. The Master Of Stone is like any of the "Department Of" positions in the united states. The head of transportation doesn't oversee road construction, he proposes it. The head of health doesn't actually work in the lab, they just give a direction to work toward. Just like the Master Of Ships isn't building ships, nor the Master Of Coin actually walking around collecting taxes, or the Master Of Laws personally throwing people into gaol or cutting off heads. The Master Of Stone would draft projects, propose them, and maybe show up at the beginning to choose which overseer will be in charge. He couldn't just go out and stay out since there are more responsibilities to the position than just "Build things". He also has to advise the king on other matters and be ready for disputes about all the boring shit that we'd consider zoning bullshit and arguing about who gets how much money for their ideas amongst the small council.
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>>6454663
Not getting involved with King's Landing bullshit would be boring, we can't just squat on Pyke the entire fucking time. And Jason is heir to the Rock so politics are UNAVOIDABLE. Someone (probably Tywin) will drag us into the shit whether we like it or not.
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>>6454653
Jason has no way of knowing how similar Asha and Lyanna are as mutual tomboys. Robert and Ned definitely do. It's the real reason why Robert was so cool with her and will likely make Ned reminisce about his sister if she weren't suppressed so heavily by their father to be a 'lady' when she grew up. Its ultimately why Ned decided to enable Arya so much because she was a complete dead ringer for her aunt. That and he blames it as the reason why she died and was unable to protect herself. He didn't want to risk a repeat of his sister's suffering with his daughter Arya.

Jason already promised to legitimize Joy which is something even Tywin cannot stop and only seethe about. The perk of being the heir.

Even Master of Stone doesn't mean we get to ignore the local Lords, including the High Lord. Jason is already famous as a lover of construction. It was his original claim to fame, after all. However, as Tywin pointed out and sabotaged him for. He isn't good at considering the political implications of what he does. The Canal project in the Riverlands, for example will take a LOT of convincing the Riverlords, Stark, Tully, and even Vale because it's in that power block's jurisdiction. They aren't too aware of the differences between Jason's powerblock(arguably more Asha's desu) and the Lannister powerblock. The only land that does is Dorne and arguably the Reach thanks to the Queen of Thorns and Old Town. Littlefinger noticed this and it's why he wants to get involved early when said power block is still young and undeveloped. Compared to worming his way into an already established one the hard way.

>>6454669
Asha's problem is with reform but Jason's is the lords, which Asha pointed out and said she will 'resolve' for him. The lords fear Tywin a lot more than Jason for obvious reasons and didn't like how his plans would weaken some of them a bit. Neither Littlefinger or Varys is actively after Jason, unlike Cersei but her schemes won't work for shit without those two backing her. Littlefinger wants to invest with Asha and Varys is more concerned about Tywin. Jason is someone neither of them takes seriously. Not to mention, they are both distracted at the moment. The Tyrells are arguably a bigger problem even without Olenna and Asha is distracting Dorne who would normally be hostile.

The bigger problem, as Wenna pointed out is the current ruling power block that Lannisters and Tyrells are trying to worm their way into. Which, funnily enough isn't something Jason is interested in. Albeit we don't know what exactly Asha is planning once she completes her takeover of Iron Islands and Westerlands. She wants Ned to bail them out since her father is getting too old to keep up. But Robert doesn't see Jason like the other Lannisters(see the ONLY good Lannister in his eyes). Even Ned is gonna have to reconsider once he looks past Jason being a filthy Lannister.
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>>6454677
This is me again incase my id has changed. Genuinely considering namefagging to stop the confusion

>>6454701
>Just like the Master Of Ships isn't building ships, nor the Master Of Coin actually walking around collecting taxes, or the Master Of Laws personally throwing people into gaol or cutting off heads.
I would argue otherwise. I believe Stannis spends more time as master of ships on the dockyards of Kings Landing actually overseeing the building of ships and training of sailors himself.

For the current master of coin we know he probably isnt collecting taxes himself, but Littlefinger when he takes the position frequently invests in his own businesses to increase his power as a bourgousie and create alternative sources of income for the crown. He spends near as much time in his investments as he does in the council chambers and is very involved.

The current master of law doesnt do shit, but arguably he should be personally cutting of heads and mediating grievances to deliver the kings justice.

The bureocratic apparatus of Westeros isn't developed enough to be hands off with architectural projects that the position of Master of Stone involves. We cant draft budget papers and architectural drafts and call it a day, the nature of a feudal system simply doesn't allow for that. Jason's projects would certainly take him away from Kings Landing for extended periods of time, and since the Master of Stone position would be something created from scratch for him in the first place Jason can have the final say in creating responsibilities for himself.

If we approach the King and talk to him avout wanting to strengthen the land by building the wonders we have seen of Valyrian engineering in Westeros, and need a position such as master of stone which would oversee such projects realm wide with King Roberts seal, I believe he would be more than receptive. A canal project directly connects to our experience as well since we would have done a lot of research on them for our journey to be safe.

>>6454740
>Jason already promised to legitimize Joy which is something even Tywin cannot stop and only seethe about. The perk of being the heir.
Don't we need the king to legitimise bastards? Even Roose Bolton as warden of the north had to get a signed document from Joffrey if I remember correctly.

>Even Master of Stone doesn't mean we get to ignore the local Lords, including the High Lord.
It doesn't mean that we get to ignore them, but it does mean they cannot ignore us due to our De Jure power over them. They will have to seriously listen to our project and we will have a much longer dick to swing with the crown backing us, so the lords will have to think twice before sabotaging the project. The title simply puts us in a much more leveraged position to make our offer and demand to the lords we will be negotiating with
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>>6454740
Neither Littlefinger or Varys is actively after Jason
They will be quite soon. Littlefinger specifically wishes to contact Asha through Jason, and Varys will start drooling over him the moment he finds out about the alliance between the Latterborn and Blackscales.

And it isn't like Jason himself is an uninteresting person either, he is not a schemer level politian but even if by accident for now he has shown great acumen for being a genuinely stellar diplomat.

For the Reach and further deals with them it will be Jason the Queen of Thorns will be interested in. Jason has already established an extremely good friendship with the Hightowers (to the point of seeing their forbidden books) and that relationship will already strengthen the ties the Reach has with the Westerlands through trade by sea. Since they are the bannermen of the Tyrells, we are already on her radar as well.

Jason might be straightforward and simple at times showing his cards much more openly than others might, but he does know how to play what he has right.
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>>6454794
>I believe Stannis spends more time as master of ships on the dockyards of Kings Landing actually overseeing the building of ships and training of sailors himself.
So he would be in King's Landing, still.

>but Littlefinger when he takes the position frequently invests in his own businesses to increase his power as a bourgousie and create alternative sources of income for the crown. He spends near as much time in his investments as he does in the council chambers and is very involved.
The majority of the investing coughLaunderingcough does take place in King's Landing, though.

>but arguably he should be personally cutting of heads and mediating grievances to deliver the kings justice.
That is literally Ilyn Payne's job. Well, not the talking part. The Master of Laws SHOULD be doing that when the king isn't around or doesn't want to, true.

I'm just saying most of the small council spend most of their time in King's Landing except for when it's being defunct or in wartime. If Jason wanted to build things himself he would want to be some sort of royal architect, not a Master Of Stone, since the implication of that position is that it is a managerial position and not a directorial one.

Also the fact that lords and dynasties still have legal protections upon their lands that the king must respect means really big projects would still need the local rulers to okay it and they could sideline Jason at their discretion to assign their own men or themselves to the project. Which in this case likely means Robert just threatening to beat the shit out of them if they don't fall in line, but still. There are assurances on lands and properties that don't get brushed aside just because a king says to do something.
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>>6454804
Yes, they are mostly in kings landing but not in the council chambers. But if the shipyards were in a different place, Stannis would be situated there instead. Littlefinger specifically has a lot of businesses in the Vale, and he does go to that place semi regularly and also have people loyal to him brought over to KL.

My point is there is already precedent of avoiding the council to do actual work instead, it wouldn't be hard or unheard of to fuck off to fulfil the tasks of a position created for us.

>If Jason wanted to build things himself he would want to be some sort of royal architect, not a Master Of Stone, since the implication of that position is that it is a managerial position and not a directorial one.
I fail to see the difference between those two titles. Master of Stone isn't a position that exists in canon, it would be specifically created for us, which means we have a say in its responsibilities. There is no precedent for an incredibly influential position like that being not a part of the small council in the first place so a royal architect would be the weird suggestion here

>There are assurances on lands and properties that don't get brushed aside just because a king says to do something.
There are, but the kings word gives us a better point to negotiate from. Jason would be listened to because he must be listened to, and the economic projects we plan will end up making everyone richer so the ones who agree will strongarm the ones that don't anyways. Speaking with the king backing him would just give him more power in reaching agreements that benefit him.
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>>6454808
>But if the shipyards were in a different place, Stannis would be situated there instead.
If the shipyards were in a different place he wouldn't be on a council elsewhere which inherently requires his presence more often than not. I wouldn't make Mr. Harold the Warden of Shucksville if he had to spend most of his time in Inglebing Castle. If the situation were different of course the situation would be different. In that scenario he'd just be staying almost all the time in King's Landing while he had a trusted subordinate overseeing in his place, like Davos. It is the same thing for Littlefinger. He still has to spend more time at King's Landing than not because of the responsibilities of the position being broader in scale than just bringing in money. This is also why "Master Of Stone" would inherently imply more than just a guy that builds things, because every other "Master Of X" position also has more involvement than just acquiring or enacting things. There is baggage behind the name. If it didn't have similar responsibilities there would be no reason to name it in the same vein as the others, it would be a non-sequitur. It would cause needless political friction. Which despite how Robert acts, he is still keenly aware of that stuff as evidenced by his talks with Ned. He sees a lot more than people think he does. And he could forego a lot of that friction by just throwing a "lesser" title at Jason instead, for both of their benefits.

>and the economic projects we plan will end up making everyone richer so the ones who agree will strongarm the ones that don't anyways.
Except for the lords outside of a given region, who would be putting their pressure on whomever they could to stonewall the project. If we tried to make the canal for example outside of Frey territory they'd be scrambling to stop the project in every way they could. Blackmail, diplomacy, backroom deals, and they'd also tell everyone that is nominally allied with them to do the same thing however they could as well. It's never as simple as convincing the homeowner, the HOA is right there being faggots, too. As well as the general greed of every party involved, who might try to push back until "gently persuaded" with greased palms or better slices of the pie. It's very involved because politics are always dirty like that.

>jason must be listened to
Is also just something we should never assume. In case someone wants to be difficult. After all, imagine a bunch of dillweeds like me arguing up and down at every step of the way over minutiae. Reasonable and logical don't always apply and some people really will just fuck themselves over by being recalcitrant. Dorne is a great example, so is Tywin.
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Namefagging because of the ID issue

>>6454812
>This is also why "Master Of Stone" would inherently imply more than just a guy that builds things, because every other "Master Of X" position also has more involvement than just acquiring or enacting things. There is baggage behind the name
I do get your point, perhaps what we need is a position more akin to the position of Arch-Maester? In that case I feel like there wouldn't be enough power behind the title.

Like Master-of positions have a long history which would make it more reputable to use, but I am not against creating a Royal Engineering Corp or something akin to that to sponsor our projects either. And with Littlefinger backing Asha through Jason it would get the funding it needs anyways.

The problem is I think we would achieve political and financial capital we need a lot faster and also have the power to establish organisations like that in the first place with the title of Master of Stone. I am of the belief it would give more operational freedom than less since the title didn't exist before Jason

>Except for the lords outside of a given region, who would be putting their pressure on whomever they could to stonewall the project
We would lessen that greatly with a royal seal on our actions. Robert when push comes to shove is rather timid when it comes to mediating between parties and often relents to his Lannister allies partly due to just how much the Lannisters fund his regime. Imagine on the other hand Jason trying to make those deals individually as Castellan of the Rock and Heir to the Lannisters, that stonewalling would be a lot worse due to not having a royal seal for anything, and any action we take could possibly be prevented by force since it might be argued as Lannister enchroachment rather than a genuine project for the realm (which i admit some lords will still do, but they would have less solid arguments for it)

>Dorne is a great example, so is Tywin.
Dorne is a bit of a special case, especially with the amount of autonomy they have since they weren't beaten to submission like the other kingdoms. It is more a client state than a true part Westeros.

>imagine a bunch of dillweeds like me arguing up and down at every step of the way over minutiae.
I hope you know I find arguing such things incredibly enjoyable and it is nice to see someone else care for the story even if I might not agree with all of the arguments you present.

One of my favourite parts of this quest is Jason's unorthodox skillset, and even with that magical book we have I want to use it mainly for engineering/architectural purposes. I just want Jason to continue being able to play with blocks, so to facilitate that by undercutting the amount of politicking he has to do via a royal seal of approval is one option that seems too juicy to give up.
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>>6454663
I think it'd be metagaming to have such an aversion to Kings Landing.
Sure, Jason doesn't have much of a taste for politics, but he wouldn't know to avoid the place like his life depends on it.
As far as he's concerned, it lets him be far away from Tywin while getting to hang out with Robert, Jamie, and other cool people.

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>>6454673
Cersei is the only legitimate reason that Jason would dislike Kings Landing and feel somewhat unsafe.
Even then, Cersei never does anything extreme in the canon until shit starts hitting the fan. Sure, she is cruel to Tyrion (as always) but it's not like she's constantly plotting to kill him or anything. That only happens later when her son has died and she's losing control.
Big sister will be trying to sabotage us, not pull a pic related with her Wheelhouse carriage
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>>6454876
Holy shit that meme, that’s so good!

Who is that in the car with Cersei?

Also I’m about to post the mid week update.

Not done with the post but hopefully will keep y’all sated until I can finish the rest.
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The feast was one fit for the songs, as Hightower, Lannister, and the crown’s funds pooled together to offset the expectations of the realm and the ravenous desire of the king whose desire for celebration, food, and drink. It was loud, gluttenous, and Ned could feel the grasping tendrils of southern politics trying to find purchase with him and his party. Fortunately, a boon he had not immediately understood when Lord Wyman had offered to sail him and his family down on his personal vessel, was the White Harbor man’s own political skills, the Manderly origins from the south not forgotten. While Eddard Stark remained politely curt to all the Lords seeking an audience with the enigmatic Hermit hero of the rebellion, Wyman Manderly was all too willing to regale the nobility with the heroic tales of “The Quiet Wolf”, slipping his own tales of combat, while also ensuring that all knew the stories of Eddard’s rule as Ned himself was to humble.

Many in the South found their expectations met, hearing of the Paramount of the North’s just rule, honorable spirit, and yet powerful skill. Which made many of the schemers avoid Ned, much to his relief as he did not want his friendship with the King to be abused, but it also meant his Bastard Son Jon received focus as the sole mark against Ned’s honor. Many, including Ned’s Lady wife Catelyn, found insult at Eddard Stark natural born son being brought to court, the Queen amongst them. He remembered how firm he had to get with Catelyn when she opposed his decision, and how he had been almost pushed to anger as he defended his Son’s right to be with the family on such a trip. The fact that Jon was not eating amongst Ned’s other Children was already something he had to stomach for the sake of propriety, but once this whole feast was over he would spend extra time with him, perhaps even help Jon meet his namesake as well as Ser Barriston.

Yes, he would make it up to Jon, and perhaps the lad would find a possible avenue for his life emulating the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. He had heard Jon pretend to be Aemon the Dragonknight in his games with Rob, and if Jon became a Kingsguard himself, that would make Ned rest easy. Though Jon was not his Son by blood, he was by merit, and Ned imagined that Jon Snow of the Kingsguard would stand as a worthy fate for his son.

His musings were interrupted by a bout of laughter from the High table, where Jason Lannister, his wife, and his companions all sat with the King as guests of Honor. Jason had seated himself on Robert’s left, while Asha had moved her chair to the kings right, Queen Cersei having left the feast early after Robert had accidentally spilled win over her dress. The way Jason seemed to show little concern over his sister’s humiliation was a concerning sight, though Ned would not be surprised if that scene back at the Tourney of Lannisport was evidence of how the Queen commonly treated the youngest Lannister.
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>>6454881
Still, it made the Lord of the North critical of the supposed ‘hero’, the fact that he was a Lannister was also a concern. Ned had no doubts that Tywin would use this as cause to expand his power, or sink his grasping claws into some new corner of the political landscape to further his families ends. So he listened and watched The “Pale Lion” as he was becoming known, and considered.

The songs painted Jason as a humble man, one who never spoke of his own achievements when he could speak of his companions. However, with how his entourage spoke so easily of Jason’s achievements, it could be an example of a Lannister shaping a narrative to their ends.

Ned could also tell that the heir to the Rock had a whimsical side to him, if the stories could be believed of him sneaking into and then out of his own friend’s wedding. Though it was a whimsical tale, it too had evidence of Jason’s humble nature. It was so counter to the arrogant image that Ned had of the Lannisters that he could not trust any of the claims.

Yet his own eyes saw something else. Though he had admitted to striking his wife, Jason had also admitted to losing to Asha and built up the strength of his Greyjoy wife despite the celebration of their defeat around him. He had charmed Robert, only to let his wife hog the King’s attention while he himself went to speak with the Hightowers so that he could serve squire to the Heir of the Hightower and earn maester links.

Here and now, when the realm was feasting and gathering to celebrate him and then his companions secondary, the Pale Lion could not seem to allow the spotlight to linger on himself for long.

“Alright, quiet up everyone, your king speaks!” Robert called out, Ned watching as Jason smiled, glancing at his Hightower friend and their wife. “In light of the great achievements performed by the Latterborn and Jason Lannister, and to honor a marriage born of love and comradeship through hell, I Robert Baratheon, first of my name, and yadda yadda all that nonesense, hereby legitimize Sarella Sand as Sarella Martell. Though Dorne treats the natural born sons and daughters different than the other kingdoms, a practice I personally find a league better in many regards” he said as an aside, seeming to glare at where the Queen had once sat “I will not allow such a brave woman or her husband to suffer insult. So, all shall see and accept Sarella as the dornish lords do, a true Dornish princess and a wife more than worthy to her husbands noble house!”

There was a mix of forced applause, dominated by the cheers of the Hightowers, Tyrells, and the Latterborn. Sarella, now a Martell by all the laws of gods and men, blushed at the attention then stood with dornish fire as she raised her cup “Thank you my King, you honor me with this gift. I shall do my house proud, and show all within the Reach what a Martell daughter can do to help the land, besides my brave husband and his noble family.”

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>>6454883
“Oh, and in addition I will be legitimizing Joy Hill, Daughter of Gerion Lannister, as well for his own heroic contributions to the expedition. She shall forever more be known as Joy Lannister, and enjoy all the rights and privileges and all that other shite I said for Sarella.” Said the king, sitting down and going back to his conversation and feasting.

Ned couldn’t help but smile, his gaze shifting to the lower tables where Jon was seated and catching a glimpse of his son’s awestruck face. A pair of bastards, honored and legitimized by the Heroic King Robert himself, perhaps a memory Jon will treasure, perhaps an Idol for Jon to look to in the future.

Jason Lannister was the loudest to clap, smiling bright as he seemed to share some knowing look with Humfrey Hightower, some moment shared that lead to the youngest Hightower nodding as if Jason had been proven right about something.

“Wyman, do you know the story of Sarella Martell and Ser Humfrey?”

“What? Oh yes, I’ve heard it spoken of by the sailors while I dined with their captains a few weeks ago.” Despite the separation of source and speaker, Wyman gave detail that told Ned his bannerman had been doing his own research into the Latterborn.

“Do you believe she was a spy of the Martells within Oldtown?” Ned asked quietly, his curt and distant personality having built a healthy distance from those who might listen.

“Oh no, but I believe she saw an opportunity and took it. However, it seems both Ser Humfrey and Ser Jason found a way to her heart. Saving Oberyn Martell likely is what tipped the scales.” Wyman said, before taking a moment of silence to watch his Lord eye the Lannister in question. “My lord Stark, might I offer my opinion?”

“Of course Lord Manderly, your council has always proven valuable. What is it?” Ned said, focusing now on one of his most trusted vessels.

“I believe Ser Jason to be exactly as the tales paint him, but not as those who hear them expect.” Wyman said, taking a small bite of food and motioning for his Lord to continue eating as well for appearances “I think what has crawled free of the Rock is not another creature of Tywin’s design, but rather something much preferred to his rule. The songs speak of how quick he is to defend his family, but do not focus on which family. He defends the honor of his Dwarf twin and their lowborn wife, to the point of risking angering a powerful ally to the Martell in their own port.”

“It sounds to me his temper is much like Tywins,” Ned said cautiously, having heard how he had treated the knight in Dorne.

“His temper but not his temperament, as he accepted the apology of said Knight's mother. The blame was on the heir, not the house.”

“All this tells me little, what is your opinion?” Ned said, his mind not seeing what Lord Manderly was attempting to say.
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>>6454885
“Apologies my lord, to make it brief: With Tywin growing old and this Jason gaining so much fame, he stands poised to shake the power structure of the court should he successfully inherit his father’s seat. However, he is a gentle and docile man at heart, even with his flights of fancy and daring actions I do not imagine he will be able or even desire to emulate his father’s method of rule.”

Ned looked at Jason, who was letting his wife entertain the king while he personally showered the Prince with attention, listening to the Prince ramble on about something he had learned in his lessons. Jason seemed to show genuine enjoyment at the conversation, though it was clear the Lannister heir already knew plenty about whatever the Prince was excitedly speaking about. “Is that so wrong? Perhaps the Westerlands good finally have a lord who can rule them with honor and respect.”

“The Old Lion has ruled the Westerlands for nearly 30 years now, but he has been feared in them for closer to 40. The rains of castamere has played in the minds of every Lord in the Westerlands, and Tywin has made sure the tune never dulls or is out of step. However, I do not think Lord Jason will be able to keep that tune, or more certainly I know his Bannerman will cease to hear it without Tywin’s presence. Near half a century of fear, only to be followed with a man who seems cowed by his wife, humble, unremarkable save for this grand adventure, and no friends amongst his vassals. Some may think he is the Laughing Lion reborn.”

“Lord Tytos? I had heard he was a good man, and well liked.”

“Aye, he was a good man, and I have no doubt he was a man you could share a drink with and laugh, however he was a weak man and disastrously averse to conflict. That weakness is what birthed the Tarbecks and Raynes, created the emptying of the rocks ready finances until debt loomed over their heads to all the vassals who borrowed their money, and worst of all their legitimacy was in tatters.” Wyman adjusted himself in his seat, leaning conspiratorially to his Lord Paramount “Should Jason prove to be seen as the same as his grandsire, then his Vassals may do the same as before. Then either the Westerlands will go to chaos with a weak lord, or Jason and his wife prove harder than expected, and then we will see another Castamere if the worst may happen.”

Eddard imagined this outcome, and found it not to his liking. While he did not agree with Tywin’s brutality and ruthlessness, the idea of bannerman taking advantage of a moment of weakness and plunging their lands into chaos was a potent idea. “Which do you think is most likely?”
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>>6454886
Wyman looked at Jason and Asha, then spoke his answer quickly “The latter, but I fear it’ll be a much harder thing. Lady Asha wishes to remake her people, likely using her husband's funds or powers, and refuses to abide by the customs of women in the Westerlands. He surrounds himself with skilled men and women, but none of his own bannerman. He also has showed considerable leeway with the small folk and has often favored them with rights and lands commonly reserved for the gentry. As it stands, he will make enemies of those he should have as Allies, and one of them will think to see if the Pale Lion is as toothless as his grandsire.”

Ned leaned back in his chair, having only eaten a polite amount of the meal while Wyman had made sure to finish his plate clean “And no one wins such a game. Though I don’t imagine Lord Tywin will allow his heir to take the seat without correcting this.”

Wyman let out a knowing grunt, before smiling “I have my own thoughts on that as well, but they will be for another time. Hello Lord Jason, what brings you to our table?”

Eddard stark looked up, and saw the green eyes of Jason Lannister, a smile on his face as he approached. He raised his guard against the Lannister, not at ease even with Wyman’s council. Especially with Asha Greyjoy at his side.

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You bowed to the rotund Lord Manderly and the stoic Lord Stark, Asha doing the same though she seemed to not care for the presence of the very fat Wyman. You assumed it was due to her iron isles bias against soft Greenlanders and continued on “I apologize for interrupting your meal and conversation Lord Stark, but with the feast winding down I thought it good opportunity for my wife to visit her youngest brother Theon.”

Asha nodded and spoke, though it was clear that she was making an attempt to treat Lord Stark with proper respect, it was a genuine attempt instead of through gritted teeth, something Eddard took notice of “Yes, since he is my last sibling and we are both far from home, I would consider it a great service if you allowed him and me to meet as family. From what I understand, you have been treating him far better than I assumed.” Asha said, looking at Eddard Stark with a stare that showed she was assessing the Lord Paramount.

Ned nodded, his voice coming out somber but firm as he replied “I had no intention of mistreating the boy, his father’s crimes are not his own.” He said, watching Asha’s own expression soften “Infact, I have modeled my care of the Lad much the same as when Lord Jon Arryn took King Robert and I as his wards. Your brother learns and plays alongside my children, and I ensure that he is treated no less than a guest in my house.”

“One that cannot leave,” Asha said, almost accusingly.
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>>6454887
“Aye, but through no fault of his own. He is a good lad, and he has grown close with my own Sons Robert and Jon. I hope to one day return him to his lands, where he might do some good as the next Lord of the Iron Isles.” Ned said, watching as any lingering hostility seemed to settle in Asha, though the mention of succession seemed to interfere with that.

“If he is chosen in the moot, then I will support him, though do not be so sure that will occur, Lord Stark.” Asha said, sitting down across from the Northern Lord rather presumptuously, though you were rather used to it by now as you sat down.

You looked at Lady Catelyn and bowed your head “A pleasure to meet you Lady Catelyn, are you enjoying your return to the South?”

The Lady of Winterfell seemed briefly surprised she had been drawn into an actual conversation instead of paid simple courtesy, but adapted well “While I have grown to love the north’s beauty and peace, and my husband has done everything to make Winterfell as welcoming as possible, I can’t help but revel in the warmth of the South as well as the look of the trees in spring.”

“Though I have not been without it long, I feel I can relate a little myself. The Summer Islands and Essos have their own charms, but nothing really could compare to the sights of Westeros.” You said, settling in to speak and entertain Lady Stark for a time, sharing idle conversation with her while keeping an ear out for Asha and Eddard’s conversation, something you were sure Lady Stark was doing as well.

Then it was interrupted as Prince Joffrey came up, with the Stark Children congregating around their father, a flurry of excited words and attempts to gather attention. It immediatly made your less social side quiver and try to retreat, and it clearly began to instant frustrate Asha while Lord Stark had a knowing smile as he tried to calm his children.

Asha looked overwhelmed, likely having wanted to speak on serious matters but unable to adapt to the sudden child borne chaos. With a mental shrug, you stood up and let out a sharp and loud whistle, silencing all the children “Children! Please, it is unbecoming to shout and riot like this. What is so exciting as to require everyone to speak?”

Joffrey pulled on Jason’s sleeve, a excited grin on his face “Father is going to kill you Hightower friend!”

“What?”

Robb Stark spoke quickly “I believe the prince is referring to the spar Ser Humfrey invited the king to join. They’ll be crossing hammers in the yard!” The young Lord said, doing well to remember his etiquette.
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>>6454890
“Ah, well that will be a sight to see. I have seen Ser Humfrey hold off a hoard of ashen wights single handedly with that hammer, but to face the Demon of the Trident himself? We surely cannot miss this.” You said, standing up and looking to Lord Stark “Lord and Lady Stark, might I invite your children and young ward Theon to join me on the yard? My wife seems interested in the conversation you are holding, and I myself need some experience handling children, so it would be an honor to give you some peace.” You said, a gentle smile on your face as a surprised one formed on Eddard and Catelyn’s.

“O-oh, well I wouldn’t want to impose on you Lord Jason, it can be rather difficult to handle so many children.” Catelyn said diplomatically, though she couldn’t help but let a smile at the young man before her offering to take on such a large task.

“Oh it’s no imposition at all, My nephew the prince will drag me there anyways and I think it’s best if the future king has some time with the Lord’s and ladies that will rule the seven kingdoms. I promise on my honor that nothing unseemly will occur. Now, come on you lot, let’s go watch two heroes bash each other with mallets.” You said, the children quickly taking their chance.

Asha, Eddard, Catelyn, and the rest of the nobility of the seven kingdoms then saw The hero of the Doom, The Pale Lion, get pulled away by a hoard of children that only grew as more children ran off to join or their parents took the chance to let their children free to enjoy their own peace.

“Oh, Oh!” Robb said “We have to go get Jon!”

“The bastard?” Joffrey said, sounding insulted and fixing to say more before you interrupted.

“Oh your Natural born brother?” You said, saying the polite version “Of course, bring him to. He’ll have to see this.” You said, watching Robb and Theon both sprint off to get the bastard boy while you were pulled by the hoard of children.

With that, you walked off, not seeing the collection of expressions ranging from judgmental, bemused, and good natured amongst the nobility who had stayed to snack or converse. You would know until much later that the sight would stick in the minds of the realm, The Pale Lion’s Spring Parade.
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>>6454891
That’s it for now. More to come hopefully soon.
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Ah Jason smoothly sliding in there for the save for his wife and we once again get blue balled by what exactly Asha is plotting. Goddamn it, at this rate, Littlefinger is gonna know way before we do.
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>>6454898
Do not worry about Jason, he’ll get his chance to speak to the Starks. I just had to many actors in one space.
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>>6454909
Eh I don't mind her having her secrets, ESPECIALLY when it comes to doing things she knows the MC will disapprove of like killing his father. That sorta stuff makes sense. It would just be nice to know what she is actually planning because she is definitely plotting something. It just feels a bit annoying how close-lipped she is about everything. Like damn, even Littlefinger noticed way before Jason did. I guess does make some sense though given his personality and how people are blindest to those closest to them. I just don't like being blindsided. Not noticing the hints is one thing but there not being any at all is another.
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>>6454916
I’m gonna be frank with you Anon, Asha hasn’t really been hiding much. Like I understand that you know that Asha has her own goals, but she just got back from the expedition and hasn’t had any time to scheme or hide anything from Jason.

While she is likely to hide some stuff, rest assured that Jason isn’t in a state of ignorance or inattentitive fog.

Jason is aware of the ambition of his wife, and is thus far supportive. I’ll keep you worries in mind though.
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>>6454876
my sidesssss

>>6454891
Jason starts the first Westerosi kindergarten

>>6454916
Their marriage isn't filled with that many secrets, and some things do require less amount of honour than Jason demands so I aint got a problem with that.

I am sure she'll give Jason the run down on the important stuff, and especially about how iron island culture functions. He did pass the speech check with Victarion but that guy is a bit of an oaf so Jason will have to adjust a lot harder when it comes to the islands themselves

I love that Joy was legitimised. One goal done. I bet unc Gerion is crying of joy in the side
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>>6454880
>Who is that in the car with Cersei?
taena merryweather
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>>6454924
That’s who I thought it was but I forgot her name
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>>6454887
You know the way Wyman describes things, I am seeing a parallel...
>tytos = henry iii
overly lenient, bad with money, loss of respect from vassals
>tywin = edward i
ruthless, rules with fear, overcorrecting due to dad's weakness
>jason = edward ii
personal relationships matter more than vassals, foreign wife has her own political/cultural agenda, perception of being easily led, weak-willed, and incompetent - hope jason doesn't end up like him!
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>>6454959
The way I see it, Tywin has already destroyed two great vassals under House Lannister with the eradication of the Reynes and the Tarbecks. Jason might just do that further by supporting the common folk more against the Noble houses. We should work towards centralising Lannister power anyways.

One house is already certainly our enemy or at least does not like us, which is house Farman of Fair Isle. They are known for their hatred of Ironborn and probably do not look favourably on Jasons marriage and support to Asha (although they might have liked the lighthouse project of Jason)

We also interestingly have a what is basically a Targaryen branch under our banners in house Plumm. Well, if the in-universe theories are to be believed in Aegon the VI cucking Ossifer Plumm in his deathbed with Elaena, who gave birth to Viserys who inherited the house (currently his grand grand son is ruling the house)

Oh, a great vassal house that might support us is house Serrett. They married one of their own into Asha's maternal family the harlaws and made a secondary house to the Harlaws in Greygarden in the Iron Islands. House Harlaw of Greygarden also has the funny title of having the only singular (1) knight in the entirety of the iron islands, who also is the heir to that house.


Honestly, Jason's position isn't too bad reading through the list of houses sworn to the Lannisters. Sure, a lot of the houses will hate us but there are plenty of houses who are essentially merchants who got incredibly large that would use all their power to aid us, like House Spicer.

We can't and shouldn't try placating them all. Anyways, we'll have the chance to think of them later on, and Jason furthermore will have the chance to single out which houses complained about his project and put them in his bad books.
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>>6454978
Aegon the IVth not VIth. The latter is being trained by Varys and Ilyrio rn
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Keep up the work QM.
It's always quality stuff when you update.
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>>6454893
Thanks QM, your updates are so huge that giving us pieces as you go was the right move.
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The updates are indeed amazing. I also would like to say that these narrative heavy ones before the ones with a vote are quite a nice format

I am glad we kept the first part of our promise to Gerion. I bet he is over the moon now
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Bernard had been too excited to sleep the night before, but as he approached the looming shadow of Casterly Rock, he felt only nervousness. What if the Lord Paramount didn't like the song?
Similar to decades prior with the Rains of Castamere, Tywin Lannister was offering a reward to whoever could impress him with a ballad. This time however, it would be about his son's recent achievement. Instead of something gloomy, the song needed to be a message about the heroism and glory of the Lannister family.

Bernard had organized with the other bards he knew. They agreed to work together on the lyrics and then split the reward... although if he quietly pocketed an extra tenth of the money for himself, well, what they don't know won't hurt them. Besides, HE was the one having to come here in person and risk the Old Lions displeasure.

There was also a painting to be included alongside the performance. Some artist provided it for free. No doubt trying to impress his liege and hoping that he'd get selected for making any portraits that the Lannister family might commission in the future.

Once the gatehouse guardsmen were in sight, Bernard stopped for a moment to prepare himself. He gave a prayer to the Seven, and went over the lyrics in his head one more time.
Yes, this was sure to impress Lord Tywin.

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The Rise of Latterborn:

Past storms and foes aplenty,
the lion sailed ahead.
To the lost lands of ashen doom,
where dragons fear to tread.

Our hero searched that hellish place,
where none returned before.
All doubted him but he laughed and said:
"The world will Hear me Roar!"

He claimed a treasure lost to time.
but monsters rose awake.
Those beasts did try to slaughter him,
and keep what he would take.

A demon cried for recompense,
but that Lannister did sing;
"A man who always paid his debts
doesn't owe this land a thing!"

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that son of gold lions.
Darkness struck but he fought it back,
and stood in defiance.

Yes he did fight them brave and bold,
like great heroes of old,
And then sailed west back to his home,
clad in treasures of gold.
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>>6455045
My name is not actually Bernard, I only used the Tripcode just to funpost. I thought it'd be neat to include a potentially in-setting lore blurb to accompany the song + meme. Speaking of which, what do you guys think? I wasn't sure how Dara ought to look, so I took some liberties. I gave him a necklace of beads and colorful feathers, along with face paint since that'd be something that stands out compared to everyone else. I had fun adding small details here and there where I could. Sarella having the exposed shoulders plus necklace, Humfrey having the wound where one of the VSteel spears struck him but also symbolizing the broken heart he used to have, Asha having a survivalist backpack, etc. I know that Sandor didn't actually join the suicide portion of the journey, but he looks cool so I included him anyways lol.

For the song itself, I made a some changes since last time. If this is supposed to be the specific version that Tywin sponsored and paid to have people spread, then it'll have been tailored to suite his tastes. First of all, it matches the same number of syllables as Rains of Castamere. It's safe to assume that this song would have a different melody, but he'd want the tune to be interchangeable so that it can be used as threat when needed. In my head, I imagined that the actual melody would be similar to the cut-content poem that Godrick sings in Elden Ring. As for the lyrics, there's a bit of symbolism mixed in since Tywin would love the hidden meaning, implied threats, and all that shit. The beginning has 'dragons fear to tread' as a way of basically saying that Lannisters > Targ's because even dragons were scared of Valyria. This doubles as a personal Fuck You to Aerys. Next, the song includes the house motto + the debts motto. Tywin wanted everyone else left out so that his heir could hog the glory. The part that has 'And so he spoke, and so he spoke' is a direct callback reference to Tywin's own song. Even in a song about heroism, he still wants a soft reminder for people to not fuck around with Lannisters. "Gold lions" is Tywin's way of continuing to say "Fuck you" to the Red lions aka Reynes. I imagine he is petty enough that he is STILL pissed at them, and wants to tell everyone that "Yes, you should bow so low to us. We're a legendary family, we bested the Doom. Did you? No? That's right, you didn't. Know your place. "Son" of Gold lions is Tywin's vain way of stealing a little bit of credit; saying "Yeah he's MY son. His bravery? He got that from me". I wanted to do "and so he spoke, that son of Lannister" since it even shares the same number of syllables as 'that lord of Castamere', but unfortunately... almost nothing rhymes with Lannister. Other little tidbits here and there like the 'all doubted him but he laughed and said' or the 'like great heroes of old' are stuff that Tywin would want included so that people take Jason more seriously.
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>>6455045
Based and Bardpilled
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>>6455054
>>6455045
Really good work Good Bard, it really shows how much work you put it.

Saving this and the picture immediatly to my collection.
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>>6455045
Excellent work, gave me actual chills.



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