After everything that has to be done is done, everyone is in a better mood, and ready to move on to other things! What a dreadful description to start things off, but it’s true — You, Aurora, and Matilda are over the moon for obvious reasons. The place has been cleaned up from top to bottom (with Rora’s powers) to leave no trace of your whereabouts, you’re all properly clothed (Doctor Ando’s coat is at rest after a long work session), and, well, you can’t stay here forever…Matilda asks you to never speak of what happened here to anyone else, which you two agree to with some caveats. These details are not important. You just don’t have to be a meanie and it’ll be alright. That's easy. Aurora and Matilda will be at your side until they become homesick, they have spent a full day outside, but that doesn’t seem to be a concern for now…Free will is all yours to do as you please! There are many things that can be tackled! Some that are concerning, some that aren’t…Night has fallen...What’s the plan now?>Find your cape. Err, Odetta. She isn’t outside. It’ll be ill-advised to let her roam free around the school.>Find that Debbie! She snuck in here again. You *must* tease this evildoer.>Remember that guy from the sewers? Maybe pay him a visit. He asked you to come along after the mafia raid, if you recall correctly. You remember his orb. His beautiful green orb.>Pay a visit to your new office at Fort Lydie! You gotta see how it looks now. You bet Celia will be very proud.>Just go home… You’re tired...>Write In.Include Aurora and Matilda in the next activity?>No. Their families miss them. Let them reconnect! (It’s been a day.)>Sure. You love hanging out with a large number of people!>Write In.
>>6428148Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/4YkJguKcBWArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
>>6428148>>Find your cape. Err, Odetta. She isn’t outside. It’ll be ill-advised to let her roam free around the school.>No. Their families miss them. Let them reconnect! (It’s been a day.)
>>6428153This
>>6428153This, maybe find that school ghost since they come out at night.
It’s late. You gotta prepare to leave before something bad happens! What? Who knows! But nobody wants to stay late at school, it doesn't matter if the reason makes sense or not. But you can’t leave without your cape. And by cape, you mean Odetta. She ditched guard duties!Concern rises between the team, and the pressure of time makes itself undeniable. Both Aurora and Matilda wonder if you all can find Odetta in a timely manner. They don’t wanna arrive late at home today after spending the whole day outside yesterday; and it could get worse if you all end up locked inside school if this goes for long. The janitorial staff is ruthless. This makes sense. You don’t have a responsible adult breathing down your neck like them. You have a Slob Dragon. Cute, but you’re the authority figure… somehow.You tell them to go ahead without you. The ghost girl is your responsibility, you brought her here, and you’ll bring her home. Both lovely women begrudgingly agree. You only want them to stay together, You don’t want anything bad happening to them at this time of day!“Take care, alright?” Aurora gives you a big hug before letting you go.“I will!” You show your confident smile! They love this type of reassurance.“Call us if you need any assistance...” Matilda shyly rubs your hand as she looks away. Not too comfortable to do big gestures like the bunny, but she wanted to show affection nonetheless.“I got this.” You wink. Matilda nods back. “Take care too, you two.”“Man, you’re so cute…” Aurora doesn’t need no damn dessert to give you *that* type of look.“…” Matilda acts like the responsible adult and drags Aurora away, waving one final goodbye. Watching them go gives you a tiny heartache… you’re becoming too sentimental! The best way to ignore your feelings is to focus on work. Find Odetta!If you were in her shoes, you’d go home… Yeah, she would totally do that under normal circumstances, but you have this hunch that she’s lurking around the hallways of the school. But where?You start walking aimlessly to find clues…What do you do?>You bet Odetta is very hungry. She might be at the cafeteria! Head there!>You could totally tell that Odetta was jealous of all Johnny Plushy holders (not true) and she wants one. Look for her at your fan club’s base.>As a ghost sleuth, Odetta is obviously trying to solve the School’s Ghost Case. Find the actual specter’s presence!>If you keep walking, it’s likely you’re going to find the Occult Club. Maybe they can lend a hand?>Write In.
>>6428191>As a ghost sleuth, Odetta is obviously trying to solve the School’s Ghost Case. Find the actual specter’s presence!
>>6428191>If you keep walking, it’s likely you’re going to find the Occult Club. Maybe they can lend a hand?
>>6428191>>If you keep walking, it’s likely you’re going to find the Occult Club. Maybe they can lend a hand?
>>6428191Sorry, everyone, I got too tired to finish the post. We'll continue tomorrow. Here's a stupidly early sketch of the OP.
>>6428254No problemo and cool sketch.
>>6428148Little O is going to need some more exercise if she wants to survive the Jonny ride.
You push forward with aimless sleuthing. Your little buffalo has to be somewhere! You need to find Odetta! As you go through the dimly lit hallways of the old wing, you hear murmurs of people trying to be discreet. Without taking a direct peek to see who they are, you assume them to be the Occult Club. Carmine (the newspaper girl) told you about them during your Snack Cake Break earlier in the day. They want to be the ones who find the school ghost…But enough about them, they seem to have gone down a different path than yours. Who would’ve guessed not having a direction in life would leave you all alone? So alone. Wait. You catch a glimpse of a grumbling fool! That must be Odetta! With your Houda Steps, you’re basically coming in hot undetected.“Found you!” You exclaim as victory has been attained. “GAAH~! Y-You motherfu…!” Odetta gets so spooked she almost punches you, but she realizes who you are… and tries to strangle you! This isn’t any better!“Hehe, sorry, sorry. I was lookin’ for you. Where were you?” You didn’t mean to scare her like that!“I-I was chasing after a pesky ghost who thought she could get the best of me, and I got lost. This dump is way too big!” Odetta grumbles. “I was on g-guard duty, remember?! A-And…” Suddenly, the sassy ghost girl turns cherry…“And what?” You raise an eyebrow.“A-And nothing!” Odetta shakes her head. “Forget I brought it up…”“No.” You shake your head.“Asshole.” Odetta pouts.“Just tell me.” You say.“W-Weren’t you…? And the others…? Y’know… Gettin’ real loud...” Odetta is beginning to get flustered as she lowers her voice. “D-Doing *that* stuff… Y-You know what I’m talking about, don’t make me say it…”Odetta is unsure if confirming this will be better or worse for her mental health, any loud reaction might attract lurkers…How do you respond?>“Ew, don’t tell me you were eavesdropping.” Act disgusted and tease the ghost.>“Yeah, we were having sex. Why?” Deadpan.>“We were kissing and holding hands, yeah.” Keep it PG for her sanity.>“Did you wanna join?” You never thought Odetta was interested!>“By any chance, is the ghost you were chasing colored blue?” Debbie…>Write In.
>>6428550>“We were kissing and holding hands, yeah.” Keep it PG for her sanity.>“Did you wanna join?” You never thought Odetta was interested!>“By any chance, is the ghost you were chasing colored blue?” Debbie…
>>6428550>>“Yeah, we were having sex. Why?” Deadpan.Nothing to hide
>>6428550>“Yeah, we were having sex. Why?” Deadpan.>“Did you wanna join?” You never thought Odetta was interested!
>>6428550>>“By any chance, is the ghost you were chasing colored blue?” Debbie…
There’s no reason to not be straightforward with Odetta. You trust her so much! Also, it could be funny. And funny is always a priority.“Yeah, we were having sex, why?” You deadpan.“HUH?! W-W-What do you mean *why*?!” Odetta is even more flustered. “Do you understand what you were doing?!”“Yeah, sex.” You deadpan again. You’re getting pretty decent at it.“YEAH, HERE. At your own shitty school!” Odetta shouts. “H-H-How does it even cross your mind to do it here?!”“Well, when two (or more) people like each other very much—”“S-S-Stop actin’ nonchalantly, you sick pervert!” Odetta doesn’t wanna hear it! “You did *that* with those two morons, behind my god-damn back!!! A-Are you out of your mind, or did all the choking prevent any air coming to your brain?!”“Oh, I get it…” You’re deep in thought. “Did you wanna join?” You wonder as you wiggle your eyebrows. “Wha—ME?!!!— ME? ARE YOU STUPID?” Odetta is exploding.“I mean, you like Mat and Rora too, right?” You ask.“S-S-Stop fuckin’ with me! No way that happened. No, I refuse. Why the hell am I falling for your shit? T-Those two goobers wouldn’t even do that kind of shit, right?” Odetta doesn’t like this. She couldn’t deny her affection for your teammates!“Oh, we did, we can ask them if you want.” You are not a liar.“A-A-A-At the same time? Fuck you. No way. I’m not buying it. No. I refuse.” Odetta is as red as a volcano before erupting. “With love, nothing is impossible.” You did plenty more too. Maybe you’re a love addict… “And that includes you!”“C-Corny asshole! No! NO WAY!” Odetta has reached new tomato levels. She’s imagining things she didn’t want to. “AAAAGH!!!” Odetta is melting, paralyzed by her embarrassment…and it was very loud…Now you hear them…The same steps, the same murmurs, the same group… they’re coming over this way! The noise must’ve alerted them! With a flashlight leading the way, the Occult Club is coming! You need to act fast!What do you do?>Odetta is down. Put her back into the cape, and nonchalantly talk with the Occult Club.>Pretend to be a ghost and scare the Occult Club away! Maybe the School Ghost was you from the beginning…>Escape towards the room where the actual school ghost is by accident! No way they will find you here! >Write in.(Last Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6428576>Escape towards the room where the actual school ghost is by accident! No way they will find you here!
>>6428576>>Odetta is down. Put her back into the cape, and nonchalantly talk with the Occult Club.
You aren’t sure if you’re even allowed this late at school, so you can’t allow the Occult Club (Allegedly) to find you now! There has to be a place you can hide. Better throw Odetta on your back and rush!“That screech! Hehehe~, as I predicted, there’s paranormal activity in the old wing…” It can’t be! That voice, that’s Luna of Darkness! You weren’t expecting to meet her again. Well, at the pace you’re escaping, it’s not likely you’ll see her again. This is more evidence that this is the Occult club.“Shush, keep quiet.” The shushing sounds very similar to another girl you heard from today, but you can’t pinpoint who it is…“...Fufufu, yeah, you’re scaring the ghosts.” Another unknown gal agrees with the more serious of the two. Lulu must feel betrayed…You don’t have the time to dwell here, you pick the first random spot that you find — and make it your hideout. Wait, this place isn’t as random as you thought, it’s good ol’ Classroom 413! The same place you officially turned Ichie and Nariko into cows! What memories…There’s no safer classroom than this one! “We should be safe here.” You adjust your glasses after closing the door.“What the hell happened...?” Odetta is back to her senses.“We discovered you’re the shyest girl on the planet, that’s what happened.” You half-joke and tease because you’re a cultured man.“OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOU—” Odetta didn’t want to remember that she’s the shyest girl on the planet.“Sssh, stay quiet for me, okay…?” You place one finger over Odetta’s lips as gently as you can while peeking through the door’s window. No lurkers anywhere.This causes another flustered overload with the quietness, or she’s boiling over with anger and is waiting to lash out. Whatever it is, her expression is hard to decipher…What do you do?>“S-Sorry, we can’t get spotted.” Apologize for being overly familiar!>“Thank you, you’re such a good girl when you want to be...” Tease the Odetta as much as possible. Overwhelm her for fun!>“Hang on.” Give Jaylene a quick call and ask her how to deal with Odetta when she gets this flustered.>Write In.
>>6429026Forgot to say, this is the only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!
>>6429026>“Thank you, you’re such a good girl when you want to be...” Tease the Odetta as much as possible. Overwhelm her for fun!
>>6429026>>“Thank you, you’re such a good girl when you want to be...” Tease the Odetta as much as possible. Overwhelm her for fun!
>>6429026>Johnny hasn't washed his hands yet
Oh boy, you didn’t expect Odetta to follow your commands so diligently. Boiling in anger or not, this deserves some well deserved praise.“Thank you, you’re such a good girl when you want to be…” You smile and smirk at the same time, a powerful combo to tease the rowdy girl.“…” Odetta silently accepts what’s going on, until… “...Why am I playing along?” Your hand gently moved to the side.“Because you’re such a good girl when you want to be?” You remind her of her outstanding behavior!“Do I want to be one? Seriously, do I look like someone who wants that? The answer is No, you dolt.” Odetta drips of sarcasm.“I want you to be like that, for me at least.” You half joke. “It’s a damn cute side of you. I love it...”The adorable ghost girl begins refueling her flustered colors, but she shakes her head to snap out of the trance. She sees your smiling face again, and the process restarts again, but this time, she double pinches her cheeks to let the pain distract her.“F-F-Fuck off, I’m not doin’ what you want. You’re just messin’ with me!” Odetta can smell a bullshitter.“Just a little, but that doesn’t mean what I say isn’t true.” You believe Odetta to be cute because she is!“G-G-G-Go to hell.” Odetta doesn’t believe it.“As long as I’m with you…” You wiggle your eyebrows.“...!!!” Odetta’s voice doesn’t come out. She tries a couple of times, but gets nothing. Only her heartbeat emits a sound. Her screams are overridden by her feelings. She’s totally overwhelmed. It’s too adorable!But with all the noise you two made, danger approaches…What happens next?!>The Occult Club enters the classroom and interrupts Odetta’s ascension to her well-earned Tomato Status.>The *actual* Ghostly Apparition makes its presence known to you and Odetta.>Odetta ditches her body and escapes like a coward.>Write In.
>>6429571>>The *actual* Ghostly Apparition makes its presence known to you and Odetta.
>>6429571>>The Occult Club enters the classroom and interrupts Odetta’s ascension to her well-earned Tomato Status.
>>6429571>The Occult Club enters the classroom and interrupts Odetta’s ascension to her well-earned Tomato Status.
>>6429571>The *actual* Ghostly Apparition makes its presence known to you and Odetta.
Despite Odetta being adorably distracting, you have come to realize there’s something off about Classroom 413. You feel a heightened pressure weighting you down. Your arms, your legs, your whole body feels heavier. The shadows feel deeper, the light; dimmer, and the sound; quieter. Philonune is sure of it, you’re in the presence of something supernatural…“Huh, you feel that…? Something is up.” You can’t tease a cute girl when she’s in danger. Also, while you are in danger either!“N-No fuckin’ kidding, if you didn’t mess with me, I would’ve noticed earlier, idiot!” Odetta is quick to snap out of her dazed state when she needs to be serious. “There’s a stupid ass spirit around...”“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you!” You pull Odetta closer to shield her from what’s happening.“…?!” Odetta feels too overwhelmed again to speak up. She sneaks out of your protective hug to raise her voice again. “S-S-S-Stay away, lamp post. I got this, this is my turf, kiddo! I’ll keep your ass safe instead.”“Oh, you like it?” You like your butt.“S-S-SHUT UP, IT’S NOT THE TIME!” Odetta loses concentration. Well, she didn’t begin to focus on anything. Now Odetta is doing the spiritual stuff. You’re kind of disappointed it doesn’t look like meditating. She’s just waving her arms around like she’s washing windows. “Well, we’re not *that* in danger.”“Sorry, sorry.” You had a chance and you took it. Vera would be mad at you. “Wait, we’re not?”“These old souls are shy as hell.” Odetta remarks.“Look who’s talking.” You deadpan.“Sorry for not jumpin’ on your dick the first chance I got, fuckin’ pervert…” Odetta grumbles.“You’re thinking too far ahead. We start by kissing.” You say.“K-KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!” Odetta doesn’t appreciate it. “So, can we leave or something?” You don’t think the Occult Club will chase after you.“Nuh-uh. The spirit wants a favor.” Odetta says. “If we leave them here, they’re gonna cause trouble later. I don’t give a rat’s ass about this school, but you know like 90% of the people here, so I bet you don’t want that to happen. Look at how nice I am for caring about your freak buddies...” She’ll forever remember the Buffalo Cape adventures...“And what do they want?” You wonder. “And… why can’t I see them or hear them? I don’t wanna brag, but I’m pretty up there in the spiritual power stuff.”
>>6429674“Hell if I know if you ever got any *actual* training. Besides, they lost their form a while back, they’re hard to even grasp.” Odetta doesn’t know crap about your power level. What a terrible spiritualist. “...Sounds like a bunch of nonsense. They say they can’t trust you because you’re a pervert.” “You’re making this up.” You know this is too convenient.“Screw you, it’s the truth.” Odetta doesn’t appreciate your skepticism. “They want you to redeem yourself before talking.”“Not listening.” You shake your head.“I MEAN IT.” Odetta is losing her patience. “Fine…” You don’t like this spirit. “What do I need to do?”“They say you need to atone for what you did to those poor women.” Odetta says like reading someone’s memo. “That’s it. That’s all they say. Add some you know what you did and all that yadda yadda. I bet they deserve it.”“Oh…” You can’t believe this is how your day is gonna end…Maybe what happened in Classroom 413, doesn’t stay in Classroom 413...What do you do?>Ask Odetta for tips and talk to this spirit directly. You have no idea what they are talking about, and need more clues.>Maybe you should invite the Occult Club in and ask them for help with this.>Tell the spirit to fuck off. You’re leaving, even if the Occult Club will drag you back in when they spot you! >Call Nariko and Ichie over the phone, put them on speaker, and apologize for their mooing induction. Maybe they’re referring to that? No way they mean Bagna, right...?>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue on the weekend!)
>>6429675>Call Nariko and Ichie over the phone, put them on speaker, and apologize for their mooing induction. Maybe they’re referring to that? No way they mean Bagna, right...?
>>6429675>Write In.Use our level 5 intelligence to ascertain the true "Ghost" form.This sounds like T_T Neko, but the spirit didn't say prick this time. Maybe she's finally warming up to us.
>>6429675>Maybe you should invite the Occult Club in and ask them for help with this.
>>6429675>Maybe you should invite the Occult Club in and ask them for help with this.The solution is more chaos
>>6429675>>Maybe you should invite the Occult Club in and ask them for help with this.
You have the hunch that you won’t be able to crack this case without help. Odetta might have spilled out exactly what you needed to do, but ghosts are fickle entities, and both of you know they can’t be trusted. “Hmm, this won’t be easy to solve. We’re gonna need some help.” You say.“No way I trust this humdrum poltergeist. They all want us to put up with some bullshit ‘cause nobody has paid any attention to them in centuries. Screw that.” Odetta agrees with you! Glad your high Knowledges agree on something. “Okay, it’s yellin’ at me for being inconsiderate. What a stuck-up...” “Wait here, make sure this spirit doesn’t go away to cause some mischief. I know exactly who to bring to lend us a hand.” You’ll bring the Occult Club, of course. They’re experts on this field!“Go. This idiot is yellin’ at me that they’d never cause mischief unprompted or some dull shit…” Odetta wants this solved out of pettiness now. She doesn’t want the ghost to exist. “Yeah, I have a potty mouth! So what? At least I have a body, second-rate poltergeist fuck!”The spiritualist and the ghost are not getting along… You gotta go! You step out of Classroom 413, and immediately spot the extracurricular gang! It takes them but a second to put the spotlight on you with their flashlight!“A-ha! An apparition at last!” Luna of Darkness makes this wild encounter begin!“...It’s an ordinary student. A-And for the last time, keep it down, we’re not allowed to trespass at this time of night.” That’s the humorless vice-president of the Student Council, Cyrelle Cahun! She’s probably mad that she looks more like an apparition than you do.“Hey there.” You wave at them as the most ordinary of ordinary men.“Girl, your standards are way too high if you think he looks ordinary. He’s adorable.” The third member of this squad is none other than someone you don’t know! She looks like a playful goth! “C-Compared to what we’re looking for. We’re ghost hunting.” Cyrelle grumbles. “Now you, explain yourself. What are you doing at this time of night?”“There’s nothing to explain.” Luna of Darkness steps forward. “This is *the* ghost.”“...I’m not going to humor you for an explanation.” Cyrelle isn’t even going to try to deal with this absurdity.“But you’re going to get it anyway!” Luna scoffs. “As we know, the poltergeist disguises itself as one of its victims’ acquaintances to lure them into its trap. It must’ve spotted me hanging with *the man* I told you about, Becca. It must know that I harbor strong feelings for him after our fated encounter.” “T-That’s the guy, Lulu?! No wonder you're head-over-heels for him!” Becca, the goth friend, has you in great esteem. “Kinda reminds me of how Meodie describes her guy though…” She whispers to herself the last bit though. How did you and nobody else hear it? That’s a mystery.
>>6430938“Yes, and I can recognize a copy anywhere…” Luna of Darkness strikes fear into her enemies. “A-And, I’m Luna of Darkness here, Becks…”“S-Sorry, sorry, you used my normal name, so I thought it was a game…” Becky chuckles. Both friends end up laughing. They must be close!“Enough, ghosts don’t exist. He’s just a guy. Please, tell them and end this nonsense.” Cyrelle doesn’t want to play more games.This is the cavalry that you were looking for…What do you do?>Turn invisible to give the illusion that you were a fake. Then wait a bit to appear for real behind them and ask them for help properly. Propel Lulu’s delusions!>“Yeah, I am me. Can you girls come over to the classroom over there? That’s where the real ghost is!” Act like normal. This won’t be suspicious at all!>“Lulu is right. I am a ghost. Boo.” Spook them. This is exactly what you don’t want to happen.>“Huh, how do I prove my humanity to you?” Maybe do a little dance? There’s nothing more human than dancing!>Write In.
>>6430939>>“Yeah, I am me. Can you girls come over to the classroom over there? That’s where the real ghost is!” Act like normal. This won’t be suspicious at all!>Introduce ourselves to the girls we haven't properly met
>>6430941This
>>6430941supporting
As a fellow human, you must remind them of your status as a human male. Not specifically because you’re male, but because you’re human. And as part of this species, it’s acceptable to request for their help. Also, introduce yourself. It’s polite. You must move towards your objectives.“Yeah, I am me.” You wave again. A powerful move that shows your humanity. “Can you girls come over to the classroom over there? That’s where the real ghost is!”“See? I’m correct in all my assertions.” Cyrelle is relieved to be right. “Wait, what did you say about a ghost?” She’s tremendously disappointed in you now.“One is in this classroom, good ol’ 413.” You point at it. “I’m Johnny, nice to meet you all!”“I’m Rebecca. Call me Becky! If you keep being adorable, I’ll let you know my *secret* name. I know we’re gonna get along great, my fellow cute ghost buster.” Becky does a peace sign.“I’m Cyrelle Cahun, it’s a pleasure to meet again, I suppose. I recall you from the debate because *I* appear to have better memory than most. But I can tell, like most people, you don’t recall my full name.” Cyrelle furrows her eyebrows so much that her hair covers them. “I know you, don’t worry. Nice to properly meet you too, Cyrelle.” You nod. This makes her content. Not happy. Just content.“And excuse me? There’s no classroom 413.” Cyrelle is confused.“Fufufu~, you see it too now? He’s luring us to his ghostly domain...” Luna of Darkness knows something is off. “No, someone must’ve vandalized the classroom sign.” Cyrelle is irked by this fact. “What kind of slang is ‘413’? Do you know?”“It’s obviously two unlucky numbers together: 4 and 13. An obvious hint of the apparition’s realm. Ghosts can’t help but to give obvious easter eggs in plain sight.” Luna of Darkness shows her knowledge. Cyrelle is not buying it.“We’ve made enough of a ruckus. Lead us to the aforementioned classroom.” Cyrelle is 100% on your side. “Let me prove once and for all that there are no paranormal activities in the school.”“Okay~, we’re following the big guy. Muehehe!” Becky is on board as she prances to your side.“C’mon, Lulu!” You ask her to come along, but...“H-Huh? B-B-But he’s obviously the ghost from my psyche. Don’t be fooled by his incredible charm! It’s my imagination heightening it! Hey, are you listening?! The darkness suits me, but I’m still susceptible to tripping! H-Hey!” Lulu can’t hold her team together as she ends up coming along…Moments later, you’re back at the Haunted Classroom that shouldn’t exist. Took you a bit to realize this is the case, but better late than never. “Yeah, this gig looks haunted. I can feel it.” Becky asserts.“Nonsense. It’s merely dimly lit.” Cyrelle tries to turn on the lights to no avail. “I swear, this school sometimes…”
>>6430985“About time!” Odetta yawns as she stands up from the random chair she was resting on.“You don’t look like a student.” Cyrelle can sniff intruders.“Okay? And you look like a phantom girl who got bullied to death 60 years ago in this school. Did me saying that make you feel better?” Odetta retorts back. They both glare at each other. “D-Don’t enter his domain...” Lulu pleads to her group, but it’s too late.“You have your gang. What now?” Odetta will help you deal with this in the way you want.You have a great plan in your pocket…What do you do?>Convince Lulu that you aren’t the ghost by letting the ghost take over someone’s body. >“Okay, girls, I brought you here to deal with the ghost. It’s your time to shine!” Give them the proverbial stage for them to do their thing.>Make a circle, hold hands, and channel the ghost like a horror movie. With everyone’s energy, you’d be able to talk to the ghost directly!>Show the ghost you’re a good person by pampering all the members of the Occult Club.>Write In.
>>6430986>>Show the ghost you’re a good person by pampering all the members of the Occult Club.
>>6430986>Show the ghost you’re a good person by pampering all the members of the Occult Club.And if that doesn’t work then old fashion way since I want to see spooky ghost>Make a circle, hold hands, and channel the ghost like a horror movie. With everyone’s energy, you’d be able to talk to the ghost directly!
The crux of the problem is that the ghost believes you to be a menace. A monster. A total savage. The only way to remedy this is by showing the opposite. You’re going to pamper the hell out of these women to show your big dumb heart as it is!“I’ll show the ghost that I’m a good boy.” You adjust your glasses.“Okay…?” Odetta doesn’t like where this is going. “Meaning?”“I’m going to atone for my sins by pampering all the members of the Occult Club.” You say with an unwavering determination.“...You know the spirit thinks you’re captain pervo, right? This crappy plan sounds kinky as all hell.” Odetta doesn’t even entertain the idea. “Kinky?! It’s entirely different. It’s wholesome! And pampering is the best!” You smile. Odetta shakes her head and sighs. “...You know, screw it. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, this asshat will get angry, and I’m already done with this stuck-up anyway.” Odetta has decided that keeping with your pace is better than the alternative. “Stay comfortable. I gotta do this on my own.” You say with determination as you move forward. Odetta gives you a thumbs up and not much else. You’re on your own here, even though you imagine that Lil’ O wouldn’t mind extending a hand if you need it.The Lululess Occult Club were researching the room while you two were talking. They can’t find the spirit, but one is more certain than ever that you’re in the presence of a spirit. “Hmph, no paranormal activity, as I speculated. Who would’ve thought?” Cyrelle adjusts her glasses as the light passes by every corner of the room. “I expect you two to keep your promise.”“S-Seriously, you don’t feel the shivers going down your spine? What about the furniture disappearing? And the new one showing up? I’m tellin’ you, my family taught me all about these signs.” Becky insists.“Y-Yeah, from my point of view, there’s, like, a powerful mist all over the room! This is as real as it gets, Cyrelle!” Lulu shouts from outside the room.“Lulu wouldn’t lie.” Becky backs her buddy. There’s some sort of agreement between the two parties, Cyrelle isn’t a permanent member of the Occult Club. “Okay, ladies, I need your help. The ghost doesn’t want to communicate with me unless I show I’m a nice peep. So I gotta show my best side.” You say.“And I thought Cyrelle’s standards were high! What do you need, man?” Becky springs on the opportunity.“I gotta pamper you all. It’s the only way.” You adjust your glasses.“Like, you’re going to buy us some ice cream? Or something more dramatic?” Becky likes where this is going. “I’m going to spoil you in any way I can!” You admit with a smile.“S-Stop it, you’re going to make me fall in love with you if you keep smiling…” Becky starts blushing as she laughs it off. “And what if I want to spoil you instead? Would you like that?”
>>6431051“Sorry, gotta show the ghost that I’m not an asshole.” You shrug. “Ready for a relaxing time.” Cyrelle is flat on her back on a random bed already. It looks like one from the infirmary, almost exactly the same… Suspicious...“Huh… I thought you didn’t believe in ghosts.” Becky tries not to laugh.“Hallucinations or not, I’ve been carrying the weight of the entire school on my back. I deserve a massage.” Cyrelle doesn’t care. “You totally do, hahaha!” Becky scratches your megane brethren’s head. Then... “Yup~!” She jumps to the other side of the infirmary bed. “C’mon, big guy, show us your true self!”“W-What?! How can this be?! Once again, the mimic is using one of my precious memories with him against us…!” Lulu loved getting pampered during lunch. “G-Girls, don’t fall for this, please…!”Once again, Lulu is at the edge of all the pampering…What do you do?>Invite Lulu to the pampering! You’re gonna start with her…>Start with Becky, she's really agreeable…>Start with Cyrelle, she totally deserved it…>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6431052>>Start with Becky, she's really agreeable…
>>6431052>Invite Lulu to the pampering! You’re gonna start with her…
>>6431052>Start with Becky, she's really agreeable…
>>6431052>Start with Cyrelle, she totally deserved it…Give Neet version of Vera the ratty love she deserves.
If there’s something you’ve learned about interacting with groups of people it’s that you want to reward the behavior of the ones who play along with your nonsense. In this case, Becky deserves to receive all the pampering first! “Okay, Becky. We’re starting with you if that’s not an issue.” You adjust your glasses.“Fortune always smiles my way!” Becky is on board.“Predictable. Very predictable.” Cyrelle knew she wouldn’t be first, she pulls out her phone, and begins to surf the web. Remember that expression? Your mom used to say it all the time. Your Knowledge is too modern to understand that reference. Why are you bringing this up anyway? Maybe Cyrelle has an old school vibe to her? “T-The spell has Becky totally captivated…” Luna of Darkness assesses in dismay. Her enemy is far stronger than she thought. “I must find a way to counter it.”“She’s infatuated by his appearance. If you believe it’s anything else, you’re bound to be disappointed.” Cyrelle makes her own assessment.“Hey, he’s a swell guy too. Mr. or Mrs. Ghost is wrong about him.” Becky acts like she’s in an ad, trying to help with your mission. “Gah! You’re right, Shadow Lady! I need to contact the real Johnny! Reality is always better than fiction.” Becky has an idea. She’s dialing Sina’s number...“I heavily disagree. No.” Cyrelle is enjoying said fiction at the moment.“I’m not going to tell Four-Eyes to be nicer to her friends, get off my back…” Odetta shushes the spirit, supposedly.“Did you just call me ‘Four-Eyes’? Are you aware there are two people with visual impairment here?” Cyrelle says.“That one is on me, four eyes. I’m merely a humble interpreter, and let me tell ya, the spirit is livid about my choice of words.” Odetta shrugs. “And he’s lamp post, you can be Four-Eyes as far as I’m concerned.”“Both are disgraceful nicknames.” Cyrelle doesn’t want it.“Sorry, enough bickering, friends. I gotta get what I’m due.” Becky brings peace to the room. “How am I getting pampered anyway, Big Johnny?”“It’s up to you, really. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. But if I have to get specific, I can—” “Woah, woah, forget I said anything. Surprise me instead!” Becky stops you from divulging the schedule, she was unsure what your limits are, but was reassured with your professionalism.The first round of Johnny’s Impromptu Spa Session with Food Course begins… A tightly packed unforgettable relaxing experience for mind and body which includes whole body massages, relaxing music, treats of all kinds, encouraging words, and more…“Did you like it?” You know a lot happened in 10 minutes…“I wuv it...” Poor Becky didn’t want it to end. “I wish I was wearing something more comfortable...”
>>6431541“Well, I think—” You’re about to suggest something Buffalo related, but…“Shirt off!” Becky unbuttons her shirt completely and throws it away.“W-What do you think you’re doing?” Cyrelle caught a glimpse of this girl’s easy going-ness…“Oh, hey, it’s my spa experience. I gotta get comfortable! That’s the whole point.” Becky regains a little of her composure, unashamed of her decisions. “Besides, I have a shirt under this.”“I-It shows your waist. It’s not the same.” Cyrelle wants her covered!“Are you afraid of belly buttons or somethin’? No wonder you don’t want ghosts to exist.” Becky blinks rapidly. “I dress like this all the time outside the school, it’s no biggie.”“Fine. But no more cloth removal. I forbid it.” Cyrelle plays hard.“Uhm, uh, hmm, yeah, we’ll see… Skirt is feelin’ kinda tight…” Becky starts whistling. “And before you say anything, I’m wearing shorts!”“W-What? What are you yelling at me for? I’m not them.” Odetta grumbles at the ghost! “If you’re so hellbent on stopping this, you should talk to ‘em, not me. Johnny over there is really receptive to the idea. It’s the whoooole point of this…” She gets cheeky.You can hear Lulu discussing with Sina over the phone. For some reason, the School Nurse Assistant wants her fellow goth girl to bark for her. She’s not getting anywhere with your phone number. Perhaps you can get the ghost angry enough to talk to you, or maybe you should get on their good side…What now?>Complaints have been heard. Well, not technically. But you gotta apologize! It’s the normal thing to do when someone is upset!>It’s Cyrelle’s turn to be pampered. Show more love and respect to these girls! The ghost needs to know this is what those things look like in the modern world!>Text Sina to give your phone number to Lulu. Let Lulu call you. Your phone is gonna ring here. Case closed on this front. Then pamper her.>You know what? Continue pampering Becky! That’s what gets the ghost the angriest.>No, wait. What will get the ghost really mad is if you dress them like cows again! Yeah! Maybe even in Cow bikinis! >Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6431544>It’s Cyrelle’s turn to be pampered. Show more love and respect to these girls! The ghost needs to know this is what those things look like in the modern world!>Write In.Maybe the ghost is jealous of the girls being pampered and wants to be pampered itself.
>>6431544>It’s Cyrelle’s turn to be pampered. Show more love and respect to these girls! The ghost needs to know this is what those things look like in the modern world!
>>6431544>It’s Cyrelle’s turn to be pampered. Show more love and respect to these girls! The ghost needs to know this is what those things look like in the modern world!>Write In.Text the girls in our apartment room that we might arrive late at night again.
If the ghost isn’t inclined to bother you directly, you gotta continue the course as planned until it does. More importantly, you can’t ignore Cyrelle any longer. Everyone deserves love and attention. It’s her turn to be pampered!“Ehem, Cyrelle, it’s your turn.” You will pamper and pamper! “Anything I need to be mindful of? Again, I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable.”“If you let him do his thing, you’re not going to regret it, girl...” Becky drops her recommendation as she embraces the pillow under her as a cuddling buddy.“The only impropriety I witnessed came from you, Rebecca. That being said, I’ll be in your hands. You’ve behaved professional enough.” Cyrelle wants a damn good massage above all.“Don’t take her words for granted, Ghost. Cyrelle is a harsh critic! Incredibly intelligent and proper.” Becky is actively helping you with your plan. What a partner in crime!“Oh yes, some recognition, I’m starting to feel better…” Cyrelle has the faintest smile that you’ve ever seen. “If praises are what you want, praises are what you're gonna get! I know you had to do a heck of a job after the former president went to the hospital. It’s incredible how much you’ve accomplished.” You sweet talk her as you turn her around for a back massage. “I heard Matilda and Soh talk so much about your steady leadership…” Her back is as stiff as a table… “Keep going...” Cyrelle blasts some natural sounds from her phone… She’s helping to tailor her own experience... The second round of Johnny’s impromptu Spa Session with Food Course begins… This event is focused on mental health, without sacrificing the massages and treats… You always give the full experience! “Did you like it?” You ask after another eventful 10 minutes!“Pwease… dun schtop...” Cyrelle has never looked as comfortable as she looks now. She’s in heaven...“I’ve never seen her so relaxed, holy smokes.” Becky pets her dazzled buddy again… “Hey, cute ghost whisperer girl! What’s our ethereal buddy thinking?”“Ah? You talkin’ to me?” Odetta wasn’t paying much attention. Oh, now she doesn’t mind being called cute, huh? “Sorry, sorry, I’m not their *translator* anymore. If our spectral friend has anything to say, it should go up to Johnny, and say it…”“How are we supposed to know how the ghost is feeling?” Becky wonders.Out of the blue, the whole room starts shaking in a bit of ghostly rage! You guess that’s your answer. The ghost is upset!“I imagine that was them.” You say. The shaking is not strong enough to cause concerns, but...“Oh yes… this is so relaxing...” Cyrelle enjoys the vibrating mode.“Hey! Psst! You’re getting a phone call!” Pet-Vortexia wants your attention.
>>6431879Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed that Lulu is making a phone call. Her eyes are on you… She got your phone number! This is the moment she’s going to prove that you’re a ghost! Also, you tell Pet-Vortexia to send a message to the girls at the apartment, you’re gonna be late tonight…You feel close to the climax…What do you do?>”Hello, this is Dr. Ando. Your meeting is scheduled next, please enter the premises.” Pick up the Phone and answer Lulu’s call. It’s her moment to get pampered.>You know what will upset the ghost the most?! A Double Spa Session! Get Becky AND Cyrelle pampered for one final taunt.>Confront the ghost once and for all! Even the tiniest earthquakes aren’t cool. >Write In.
>>6431880>>”Hello, this is Dr. Ando. Your meeting is scheduled next, please enter the premises.” Pick up the Phone and answer Lulu’s call. It’s her moment to get pampered.And give her a wink
>>6431880>>”Hello, this is Dr. Ando. Your meeting is scheduled next, please enter the premises.” Pick up the Phone and answer Lulu’s call. It’s her moment to get pampered.
It’d be rude if you don’t answer the phone. And if it’s Lulu, this is the perfect opportunity to dispel her doubts and invite her over. Ghost be damned, pampering girls is way too fun to stop.“Hello, this is Dr. Ando.” You pick up your phone and lock eyes with Lulu. “Your meeting is scheduled next, please enter the premises.” “…” Lulu’s smile turns blank as she pockets her phone.“…” Lulu’s blank face turns to an expression submerged in thought.“…!” Lulu’s submerged in thought expression turns to panic and embarrassment! “NOOO! I BARKED AND WHIMPERED FOR NOTHING! Sina will tease me forever!!!” She holds her head. “WHY ARE YOU AT SCHOOL AT NIGHT?! That makes no sense!!! W-Why did I trick myself?!”Odetta starts laughing. Starts pointing and laughing. She believes Lulu to be a hilarious idiot.“Wait, you were thinking about it rationally?!” Cyrelle is so totally perplexed that she breaks out of her comfortable state.“Hey, Lulu is anything but stupid! She’s just too cautious.” Becky defends her friend. “And, girl, you got his number. That’s worth big!”“T-That’s true! Fufufu…” Any excuse is a good excuse to Luna of Darkness… “I would’ve given it to her no problem. That offer is for everyone.” You say.“I’d like to have your services again. I’ll remunerate your efforts.” Cyrelle asks politely. You exchange numbers with them. “That’s fine, I do this for the love of the game.” You adjust your glasses. You must keep showing your good side! “Speaking of; patient Luna, join us, please.”“Huh? Oh! Fufufu, so you’re the mad scientist I keep hearing about…” Luna of Darkness walks over to the bed...“Lulu, keep the roleplaying at a low, we’re trying to convince the apparition that Johnny is a great guy, okay?” Becky loudly whispers. “What? Why? We’re the ghost hunters.” Lulu is utterly confused. It appears she wasn’t paying much attention. “Patient Luna, I need you flat on the bed.” You gently pin her down like an expert.“W-W-Wait, w-what’s happening...?” Lulu yelps in a moment of confusion. “It’s your turn to get a massage. You weren’t paying any attention, were you?” Cyrelle is back on her phone.“Leave this to me, Luna.” You adjust your glasses. “You’re going to be pampered!”“I’ll whisper some tips…” Becky wants to be a team player and get Luna the best experience. You nod back.“H-Huh...?!” Lulu doesn’t know what to say, but braces herself for what’s to come…The third round of Johnny’s impromptu Spa Session with Food Course begins… This event is focused on exploiting all of Luna’s sensitive points for max relaxation! Plus words of encouragement! This is the full course!“Did you like it?” You’re done after 10 minutes of hawkeye accurate pampering. “Mowe… Mowe...” Lulu sounds like a bovine… Becky cleans up her drooling.
>>6431924“Well, that seals it, doesn’t it?” You look proud at your efforts. “Yep…” Odetta grins from her seat. “Our spirit is done waiting…”“YoU… ListEN Here…!” An incorporeal voice rings within the room. The ghost has materialized into something you can perceive…! It’s a flame! And it bolts towards the bed…!What happens now?!>It possesses the body of Luna of Darkness! As she predicted!>It possesses the body of Becky! She has a history of being possessed!>It possesses the body of Cyrelle! It’s quite fitting, really... >Odetta catches it inside a bottle! >Write In.(Last reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6431925>Write In.Mystery boxOne of the newspaper girls that stayed behind and followed the Occult club for a super natural scoop, she’s behind the closed door of Room 413.
>>6431941Change door to hiding under one of the beds. Sleep deprived and didn’t read carefully
>>6431941Backing this
>>6431941also backing
>>6431925Sorry, everyone, I couldn't get today's post in time, and due to personal commitments, I won't be able to update until Friday or Saturday. I hope to see you then! My bad!
>>6432316No worries.
With the ghost diving towards you all, you put yourself in its way to protect everyone around you. Whatever its plan is, it won’t work on you — as far as you understand, you can’t be possessed if you already have someone in there (Philonune.)Your savvy maneuver causes the ghost to aim even lower, it’s going under the bed, it’ll probably ricochet onto the ground and —There’s a yelp! A long ‘eep’ of someone being caught off guard. Is there someone under the bed? How is this possible? You’re facing a ghost, so that can explains it. Speaking of this person under the bed, you don’t understand why, but you’ve heard this cute weeping before many times. “What was that?!” Becky saw it!“Is someone under us?” Cyrelle heard the yelp too.“W-Wait, what? N-No! I can’t believe I got distracted again…!” Lulu jumps out of her restful position in a panic. She enjoyed the pampering a little too much...“Huh, someone snuck in. What a world.” Not even Odetta noticed until now. “What are they doing under there...? Is that lipstick…?”“Everyone, stay behind me.” You need them to stay safe! “Bwah!” The yelp comes out again! The voice sounding like a mix of the first one and a deeper one… A silhouette emerges from below, as the light hits their face, you see it clearly — you never forget a cute face, this is Tina from the Newspaper Club! With an extravagant makeover to boot, her disguising skills are pretty good! But whoever she’s trying to be, you can’t make a connection. Perhaps, it’s an approximation of the ghost’s real appearance?! You’re going to find out! Wait, you’re skipping over the *actual* important question, why is she here? And why was she hiding?Don’t be stupid, your actual concern needs to be Tina’s safety. You can’t let the ghost get away with this.“Congratulations, you infuriating man, you got your wish. I couldn’t stay idle and witness this any longer. You have my attention.” The ghost stands proud, arms crossed. Tina’s voice is not even a whisper now. The specter is fully in control. “Great. Another girl snuck inside the school.” Cyrelle grumbles. “Who are you?”“Ha! I’ve been in this base longer than any of you, ruffians.” The ghost scoffs. “Now, put an end to this travesty, you perverted man.”“Huh, but I’m showing my love, respect, and appreciation for them.” You point out the truth.
>>6434523“As if they were animals, not your equals.” The ghost stomps the ground with one foot.“I mean, they like it, right girls?” You ask around.“Oh hell yeah! I wouldn’t think twice about getting more!” An enthusiastic Becky does a double sign of the horns! “I-I agree on both f-fronts, it’s… divine.” Cyrelle admits it with a slight blush coloring her face.“It’s a supernatural experience…” Lulu gets more shy admitting it.“...Don’t look at me. I’m never letting him do it to me.” Odetta shakes her head.“The rest of you wouldn’t speak so fondly about it if he forced you to play into his perverted fantasies, dressing you as cattle. It’s demeaning!” The ghost remembers the events of the cow girls…Everyone is staring at you, more confused than taking the statement at face value...The ghost is out and about, you have to finesse this conversation to get to a positive outcome, or mess with her to find the truth anyhow...What do you do?>“Ghost, let’s move past this, I want to help you find your way to the next world! Or whatever good outcome that you want! Pampering these girls was my way to reach out to you.” Admit your plans openly, and start helping!>“Would you girls like to dress in comfy cow pajamas?” Clarify this is the type of ‘cattle’ costume the ghost means.>“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body. In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?” Point out the fallacies in her arguments and actions.>Ask the Ghost if she was jealous of everyone being pampered but her.>Wait a minute, you didn’t pamper Odetta! Do that first! >Write In.(Sorry for the delay, everyone. I'm a little sick. We'll continue as long as I can!)
>>6434524>>“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body. In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?” Point out the fallacies in her arguments and actions.
>>6434524“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body. In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?” Point out the fallacies in her arguments and actions.>Ask the Ghost if she was jealous of everyone being pampered but her
>>6434531Forgot to add>Write In.So uh whats your name otherwise I’m going to have give you nickname.
>>6434524>“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body. In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?” Point out the fallacies in her arguments and actions.>"I mean, this kind of stuff will happen when you're a 6 on a 5 point scale, y'know?">Wait a minute, you didn’t pamper Odetta! Do that first!
>>6434524>>“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body. In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?” Point out the fallacies in her arguments and actions.>>Ask the Ghost if she was jealous of everyone being pampered but her.
>>6434524>“Ghost, let’s move past this, I want to help you find your way to the next world! Or whatever good outcome that you want! Pampering these girls was my way to reach out to you.” Admit your plans openly, and start helping!
As much as the ghost keeps parroting about respect, she’s not being respectful about Tina’s boundaries. You’re going to point out the real hypocrisies here.“Uhm, could you please leave Tina out of this? Kinda rude to possess her body.” You care for the newspaper member! A lot! “In fact, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?”“Oh, you’re playing along with Tina's fantasies. That explains it.” Cyrelle has a new excuse not to believe in ghosts again. “Stop playing along with Tina’s fantasies.”“I-It’s the real deal. Can you not feel her aura?!” Luna of Darkness argues back!“...And her voice is totally different from normal.” Becky adds.“Yeah, and her voice is all messy, grainy, and incomprehensible.” Luna agrees. “Like a rat being squeezed.” “She’s lowering the range of her voice. There’s nothing more to it.” Cyrelle argues.“A-And my voice is perfectly acceptable in every conceivable way, you ruffians!” The ghost takes it personally. “No, it’s embarrassing, you should go check that out.” Odetta grins. “Oh wait, it isn’t your body…”“Yeah, leave Tina alone, please.” You adjust your glasses.“For you to play your sick games with her as well? I’m protecting her from you. Drastic measures have to be taken.” The ghost retorts as she puts both hands behind her back. “Or maybe you’re jealous of everyone being pampered but you, and with a body, it’s now possible to get some love. Isn’t that right? Hmm?” You know a jealous girl when you see one!“A-As if I’d let myself be humiliated like that.” The ghosts can’t believe how shameless you are.“Fufufu, reawakening a spirit’s carnal desires… is that the power of the red aura?” Luna of Darkness narrates with great interest.“Oh, you’re saying she’s being shy, what a cutie patootie.” Becky wants to hug Ghostina. “Pro tip, Ghostly sugar pie, if you’re honest, we’ll help you out to get what you want!” She winks.“That’s the role of the Occult Club! To deal with the supernatural!” Luna of Darkness poses next to her friend.“E-Enough with those reprehensible nicknames.” The ghost doesn’t want a pet name. “And stop questioning my sincerity. I ask you to have some dignity and rise against this man’s impropriety.”Luna and Becky share a look and do not do anything. Which gives you a window to ask…
>>6434643“Speaking of nicknames, uh, what’s your actual name? Otherwise I’m going to give you a nickname.” You warn.“You deserve nothing more but to acknowledge me by my rank: Lieutenant.” Lieutenant Ghostina remains firm. Damn shame, you wanted to give her a silly nickname… Well, you *still* can.“Where’s the exit?” Cyrelle was so bored, she was looking for the exit.“There’s no escape from my domain until I say so.” The Lieutenant smirks.“...I must’ve fallen asleep. Great.” Cyrelle grumbles yet again. She won’t believe in ghosts no matter what.“Aaaah! I knew we shouldn’t have entered her domain…” Lulu scratches her head in a panic.“Now you’ve no other option but to listen to my commands.” The strict Lieutenant is prepared to move forward. “We’re going to rectify his behavior.”“I don’t wanna, he’s cool as he is!” Becky hugs you by the side like you’re her precious man.“H-Have some self respect!” The Lieutenant argues. “You don’t have any other alternatives.”“I can think of a few…” Odetta has bad ideas…You better do something…What do you do?>Accept whatever punishment may come your way.>Grab the Lieutenant together, and give her a Spa Session! You know for a fact that Tina would love to be pampered.>Argue against every point the ghost makes and show her that she’s the most perverted one in here (if Debbie is not around.)>Rely on the Occult Club to fantastically deal with this menace.>Write In.
>>6434644>Write In.“Before we role play military, I gotta ask you called the school a base uh by chance does the name Sekhmet ring a bell or this box.” Magical materialize that thought magnifier the cat was locked in.
>>6434644Also alright Spooktenant it is
>>6434648Supporting this!
This is starting to get dangerous, you don’t suspect the Spooktenant is planning to hurt anyone, but you can’t mess around anymore. And you have a hunch as to who she might be related to…“Are you ready to face judgment?” Lieutenant Ghostina stands straight.“Before we roleplay military, I gotta ask…” You adjust your glasses. Here it goes! “You call the school a base, uh, by chance does the name Sekhmet ring a bell or this box?” Thanks to the power of supernatural bullshit, you show photographic evidence of the Thought Magnifier that the cat Sekhmet was locked in! The supernatural ability of taking pictures of the stuff you have seen and storing it in your phone. Any strange item you wish to show to people, it’s in here! Like this mysterious screw. It came out of the van’s engine this morning. Vera was very concerned, but Crossbill and new Sasha left without a hitch — so it couldn’t be a big deal. “Oh, yes, Sekhmet, one of the goddesses part of the Pantheon of Courage. Yes. It’s not unheard of.” Luna of Darkness knows a thing or not. “...But largely forgotten.” Cyrelle picked up her phone to confirm the information.“The carvings on this box are pretty stylish. Reminds me of what we’ve seen at church, but, y’know, not catastrophically lame.” Becky points out.“Can’t see crap from over here.” Odetta squints her eyes from her chair...“It… It can’t be… T-T-The seal is broken…!?” The Spooktenant holds her face with one hand. The illusion starts to waver. The exit appears between flashes. She’s losing control. “W-W-Where did you find this?”“Huh, I’ll take it that they do ring a bell.” You scratch the back of your head. “And that’s a secret.”“D-Don’t play dumb with me!” The Spooktenant is very upset about you being cagey.“Well, you gotta start being more cooperative if you wanna know more.” You remain firm.“You insolent…! You…! You…! I need to know, but you’re such a miserable man… You’ll demean me… You’ll ridicule me… put me inside a bag… T-This is… THIS IS… THIS IS SO UPSETTING!!!” The Spooktenant scratches her head rapidly. “But I’m at your mercy...” Ghostina lowers her guard to signify her surrender.“I-I can sense it, the realm disappearing…!” Luna of Darkness is in awe.“W-Woah, Johnny, what kind of guy are you?” Becky is awestruck. “Oh, I finally woke up.” Cyrelle looks at the door and relaxes. “You had an ace up your sleeve, huh?” Odetta is pretty impressed. “Huh, I just got lucky, I guess.” You adjust your glasses.“What are your terms?” The Lieutenant Ghostina wants to negotiate.“First, your name, please.” You ask.“Lieutenant Evelynn Neuville.” She sighs before spelling it out…“Now we can talk properly…” You nod. Wait, that name sounds familiar...
>>6434688“I must learn the truth no matter what. What do you want me to do?” Lt. Evie will do anything…You must select the best course of action…What do you do?>Ask what her deal is. What’s her connection to Sekhmet? >Demand her to leave Tina’s body!>Pamper her to build trust! You’re just a nice guy who loves cute women! Not a monster!>Bring Ichie here. She hosts Sekhmet! Maybe they can reconnect. Or something. You don’t know their relationship for sure.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we return tomorrow (hopefully!))
>>6434689>>Ask what her deal is. What’s her connection to Sekhmet?>>Pamper her to build trust! You’re just a nice guy who loves cute women! Not a monster!
>>6434689>Ask what her deal is. What’s her connection to Sekhmet?>Write In.“Neuville… wait a minute..” That oddly familiar feeling when she was “death” glaring at you with her eyes, “those familiar cute peepers!”>>Pamper her to build trust! You’re just a nice guy who loves cute women! Not a monster!Pamper Vivienne‘s greatx10 grandma or aunt
>>6434689>>6434725>"I think I fed one of your relatives my cake."Offer no other context. She's probably going to figure it out eventually.
>>6434689>>Bring Ichie here. She hosts Sekhmet! Maybe they can reconnect. Or something. You don’t know their relationship for sure.
Now that you have her willing to open up, you need to ask some questions to unveil the mystery of…“Neuville? Wait a minute…” That oddly familiar feeling when she was ‘death’ glaring you with her eyes, “Those familiar peppers…!”“What’s going on with you?” Cyrelle wonders. You shake your head.“It’s alright.” You smile. “Sorry if this sounds confusing to everyone, but I need some clarifications from her.” You apologize to the group that has endured these trials and tribulations with you. “Fufu, you’re going to be surprised at how much we know…” Luna of Darkness believes to be on the same page as you. Well, it’s time to shatter this illusion.“Lt. Neuville, tell me what your deal is. What’s your connection to Sekhmet?” You ask.“I… I… our relationship… Hahaha…” The Spooktenant bursts into hollow laughter. “Would you believe that the thought escaped me…? Memories are fleeting, much more in this form…”“That’s the nature of not having a body to store them in. Not fully losing yourself deserves a clap, remembering your own name deserves a trophy. I’m not being sarcastic, Lieutenant, I barely could stay together after a while…” Odetta is seriously impressed. “But, eh, it happens.” She shrugs.“No, my comments were to highlight that, after seeing my comrade in peril, it brought everything back. Even after all this turmoil, she managed to rescue me again.” Lieutenant Neuville unveils a smile. “I was the vessel in which she saw our world through. She came to aid humanity against an impending disaster, and I aided her through her entire journey… I consider her my best friend.”Their relationship is in no way different than yours and Philonune’s…“Fufu… I-I don’t think I really got it.” Lulu admits her limits.“We aren’t supposed to, Lulu. That’s fine for now.” Becky trusts that you’re dealing with this correctly.“Now tell me. What happened to her?” Lt. Neuville demands answers. “Oh, she’s fine! But I got the feeling that you’re not going to believe me easily.”“Correct. The only solution is for you to sh—” Spooktenant wants evidence, but you have better ideas.“Pamper you and build trust!” You nod as you interrupt. Well, you didn’t want to interrupt, you just wanted to say the same thing at the same time! To show how connected you two are! This sounds good enough.
>>6435004“...I-Incorrect.” The Spooktenant shakes her head. “But if you leave me no choice, I’ll play along…”“Yeah, let me show you that this is just a massage and nothing evil!” You determine. “Everyone, I need your help to make this special!”“Hell yeah~!” Lulu and Becky pose together! They’re gonna help.“Very well.” Cyrelle knows this is somehow the fastest way to deal with this.“You three! Have some self-respect and stop playing into his fantasies so willingly!” Lt. Evie gets annoyed at the crew who is helping her to a comfortable position. “By the way, I think I fed one of your relatives my cake.” You say before beginning.“Huh? What in the world do you mean by that?” Lt. Evie is very confused. “Answer me, or else I will…”The (likely) Final round of Johnny’s impromptu Spa Session with Food Course begins… This is the VIP version of all courses thanks to the help of the Occult Club! The experience couldn’t be anything but a total success.“Did you like it?” You ask after another eventful handful of minutes.“Ble… bli… bwah… hyuh...” The Spooktenant’s words are utterly incomprehensible. She’s a drooling mess… in a too blissful state…“She looks deplorable.” Cyrelle shakes her head. “I-I hope I didn’t look like that…” And now she looks self-conscious.“She enjoyed that too much, Johnny.” Becky analyzes.“Fufufu! Excellent work, team!” Lulu takes this as a victory. “I bet we could surprise Sina with one of these!”“That’s a nice idea! Big sis or Meodie would look hilarious like this…” Becky see this as a different type of fun activity.“I could snatch her soul if you want, Lampy.” Odetta suggests as she tries not to laugh. “But I don’t know, it’s funny seeing her like this…”You know how to deal with girls who reached maximum pleasure, right?What do you do?>Take her to the apartment like this! She can meet Ichie there. It’s too late to stay in school anyway.>Put the ghost inside a jar and take her to your apartment. Tina doesn’t deserve to be dragged along.>Wake her up, make her admit you were the real deal and not a pervert. You deserve an apology! You aren’t done here. Hell, you’re gonna stay inside the school all night if you have to!>Write In. (Only reply of the day, we return tomorrow!)
>>6435005>>Take her to the apartment like this! She can meet Ichie there. It’s too late to stay in school anyway.
>>6435005>Take her to the apartment like this! She can meet Ichie there. It’s too late to stay in school anyway.
>>6435005>Wake her up, make her admit you were the real deal and not a pervert. You deserve an apology! You aren’t done here. Hell, you’re gonna stay inside the school all night if you have to!
>>6435005>Take her to the apartment like this! She can meet Ichie there. It’s too late to stay in school anyway.Our number one pupil will clear things up
This ghost might look outwardly in bliss, but within, she must be looking forward to seeing her friend. You should take her to your apartment to meet Sekhmet. And, uh, calm down the *blissful movements* of her hands…“It’s fine, there’s no danger.” You pat the head of the possessed girl as you decline Spooky’s idea. “Can’t argue with the boss, Lampy.” Odetta clearly enjoys watching other people’s humiliations. “Besides, I can’t feel any abnormality anymore.”“Now that you mention it…!” Becky shakes off the tension on her shoulders. “Right! The spirit’s rage has subsided, the pressure in the atmosphere is gone! Congratulations, we quelled the danger, everyone. Fufufu~!” Luna of Darkness congratulates the council of darkness for another job well done. “Thus, I declare this a victory for the Occult Club!”“...Shouldn’t we, like, exorcise her?” Becky points out the obvious about Tina’s situation.“I’ll take care of it, gang. There is stuff I need to figure out with our ghost first.” You adjust your glasses.“This is a load of baloney. There isn’t a ghost. Tina did all this nonsense to chase us away to continue whatever nonsense she’s doing. I can’t tell if it was something for the newspaper or the drama club. All I know is that this perverted delinquent is pretending to be asleep to not face the consequences.” Cyrelle is upset and disgusted at the drooling. Like she’s any better…“She looks adorably loopy to me, Cyri. We need to give her some time, and it’s pretty late. Right?” Becky pinches poor Lt. Evie’s cheek…“N-Now you care about the time of day?” Cyrelle doesn’t like hypocrites.“Fufufu… if time isn’t a concern, I believe we should show you *objective* evidence of the supernatural…” Luna of Darkness cackles. “Smiley, come with us!” “What? Me? The hell are you talking to me for?” Odetta isn’t smiling. This nickname won’t work.“Because we can tell you’re, like, a super expert with spirits! I bet you can show something to Cyrelle that will knock her socks off. Help us out, will you?” Becky realizes what her friend is doing. They want to take Cyrelle off your back… “I don’t know, I don’t think the Phantom of the Opera here has the balls to do this…” Odetta grins and winks at you. That is your signal to go.“W-Wait, but you’re such a professional! We need this chance to learn from you!” Lulu acts like she’s in dismay. “Cyrelle, please...”“Ugh, enough. I’ll play along, but Tina is mine, tomorrow. Where now?” Despite appearances, Cyrelle does enjoy her time with the Occult Club.
>>6435362“You won’t believe this, but there *another* ghost in the building… Follow me, squids. We’re gonna find a doozy.” Odetta leads the way. “See ya later, Johnny.”“...You owe me a massage.” With a hint of a blush, Cyrelle informs you before following the leader.“We should hang out more!” Becky hugs you from behind. “C’mon, Lulu! Group hug!”“Uh? Y-Yes!” Lulu joins the embrace. “…” Somehow, you know it’s Lulu’s heartbeat going crazy…“We wanna introduce you to one of our buddies…” Becky whispers into your ear, then let’s you go. “Okay, see ya, see ya! Hey, Lulu, don’t get too attached. We have more ghosts to hunt”“R-R-Right! Fufufu, I was merely… enjoying… the moment…” Lulu couldn’t come up with a good excuse as she joins her friend on the way out. “T-Take care of Tina! We’re counting on you!”“Don’t worry, have fun together! It was a blast!” You wave the Occult Club + Odetta goodbye…And that’s how the ghost of the school… is still here in the bed. Is pampering that strong? The Spooktenant has been drooling nonstop since you gave her a massage. Err, you can’t leave the premises with her like that. It might raise suspicion. But what can you do to cover for this? Use your invisibility or…?...A bag floats on top of the bed. Could it be the same one you used before on Nina…?……What do you do?>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. Ruby will open the door!>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. Ichie will open the door!>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. Suan De will open the door!>Write In.
>>6435363>>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. Ruby will open the door!
>>6435363>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. Ruby will open the door!
>>6435362Sorry, this is the only post today! We'll continue tomorrow! Here's the pic but better (I forgot Lulu's make up) !
>>6435363>Put Tina in the bag and go to your apartment. T_T Neko will open the door!
>>6435551I’ll second
If the planets align to give you the perfect gift, you don’t question their motives, and play along with their cosmic madness. That’s the wisdom of Galactic. Okay, you made that up, but he could’ve said that. And not only could he have, but he would’ve used the bag. And he’s your pal, so it’s your destiny to use the bag again. You grab your old friend and secure Lieutenant Tina inside it. But do not fret, the breathing holes allow her to stay alive and comfy. It’s important you aren’t detected, so there wasn’t any other alternative. You sneak out of the school, and after one subway trip, you walk home without a single soul noticing what you’re carrying on your back. This somehow makes you feel more sneaky than traversing a cult, or an orphanage, or a maximum security prison…It’s kind of tricky to get to your keys, so you decide to knock on the door with style. Donk, donk, donk. Your flashiness is immediately recognized by whoever is rushing to open it, but somehow, someway, a less enthusiastic force is the one who triumphs, you can tell whoever they are, they absolutely hate opening doors when they’re busy…“I-I told you I got this…” It’s T_T Neko. The Susie of the Susans. What the hell is she doing in your apartment?“Susie?” You raise an eyebrow.“Nggh, don’t talk like I’m intruding…” T_T Neko blushes as she feels overwhelmed by your presence. She’s only intruding if she snuck in. “W-What are you doing in my house? Welcome anyhow! Or should you be welcoming me instead?” You ponder.“I…” Susie doesn’t know what to say.“I’ll do it! Welcome home, Johnny~” Ruby smooches you dangerously close to your lips as she passes by Neko. The redhead is wearing one of your hoodies again, this klepto-hoodie girl! She’s very light on clothes otherwise in her extremely comfortable attire. You can’t even tell if she’s wearing anything under the hoodie, not even shorts, only her slippers. You take note of this because she wants you to take note of this. You’re not that dense anymore. Susie finds this outfit and behavior, uhm… very interesting. “We were waiting for you. I know you said you were going to be late today, but waiting isn’t any trouble when you’re with company.”“Hey, Ruby! I missed you too.” You smile. You’d say it’d be good to be back to normal at your house, but Neko is here, and, well… you have the bag too... “I got dinner heated up just for you.” Ruby grabs your hand to lead you to your delicious meal. She’s humming a cute tune. T_T Neko follows behind you, taking note of all of your and Ruby’s behavior…“Y-Yeah, we all ate… What’s up with you coming home so late, huh?” Neko complains. She expected to see you much sooner.
>>6435788“It’s fine, Susie. You know how busy he gets.” Ruby plays it casual. “I’m just glad to be around him again…” Her thumb plays around on the palm of your hand. She’s truly overjoyed about seeing you!“Meow.” Bradford Jr. salutes you in his own charismatic way (like a regular cat.)“Hey buddy, where are the other two?” You ask the cat and not the redhead or the cat girl because you’re an imbecile. “Meow.” Bradford Jr. explains that Suan De and Ichie are binge-watching a 7 seasons long medical TV drama in their room. They bought a second-hand TV from Neko for this purpose. And no, you’re not guessing because you’re hearing it from here. You can talk to your damn cat. That’s a fact that Vera has to deal with. And maybe Liu. Not Lydie though, she understands the world in different and mysterious ways just like Nariko. Except she’s a little bit more like Scarlet ONLY in the way she tries not to think much about it. But not like Aurora, who goes way overboard. Or underboard? Maybe she’s closer to the Honey than the Bubbles, if you catch your own insane drift. Matilda would kill you if she could hear your thoughts. Pumpkin wouldn’t even need to hear them to pull the trigger. Celia wouldn’t, she’s more chill, like Crossbill, but not as much. All you know is that Odetta *can’t* kill you, and that’s the end of this train of thought. Something something, Yu Yan, something something… “How did things go yesterday? I bet you had a blast.” Ruby wants to take the bag off you, but notices it’s a little weighty…“Partying all night again, hmm…?” T_T Neko is judging you. The last time you didn’t sleep all night in her head, things got a little heated…Huh, you need to do something about the bag…What do you do? >“Yeah, it was tons of fun. Thank you for being so accommodating.” Casually get your dinner. Don’t worry about the bag just yet.>“Hang on, we need dinner for two.” Make the reveal. Yes, there’s a Rare Tina Military edition in your bag.>“Hey, Ruby, can you bring the others over? I’m gonna need everyone’s help with what I have here…” Reveal Tina when everyone is present!>“Ruby… did you take my hoodie again?” This redhead is too suspicious…>“Susie… what are you doing here?” This cat seems random…>Write In.
>>6435789>“Yeah, it was tons of fun. Thank you for being so accommodating.” Casually get your dinner. Don’t worry about the bag just yet.>“Hey, Ruby, can you bring the others over? I’m gonna need everyone’s help with what I have here…” Reveal Tina when everyone is present!
>>6435791>Write In.Also some last minute ghost hunting.
>>6435791This
>>6435791supporting
You take care of the bag by putting it as comfortable as it can be on the couch. It’ll be a nice place for her to rest while you get dinner, because, oh boy, you’re so hungry you could eat microwaved food! Which is about to happen! “Yeah, it was tons of fun. Thank you for being so accommodating.” You smile from ear to ear.“Don’t mention it! But I’m hoping, if my friends are ever around town, you can return the favor.” Ruby has future plans. “N-Not that I’d want you to spend your time elsewhere. But I want to invite them over at some point.”“Nggh… getting locked in your room when guests are around is the worst…” T_T Neko doesn’t like it.“T-That’s not what I meant, he can spend as much time with us as he wants. I’d love him to meet them.” Ruby doesn’t want to leave the wrong impression.“I got it, don’t worry.” You wink. “Now let’s get some yummy food…”You casually eat dinner while chatting with Ruby and T_T Neko. It is way more pleasant than it has any right to be. You learned that Susie came over here to bring over and install her old TV for the girls, Vortexia suggested to sell it to Ruby, since she (Ruby) overheard Suan De about wanting one for herself — Nina thought it was a good opportunity for Neko to go out of the apartment, so here she is. There’s no other reason. None that has to do with you. Only a favor to her good friend Ruby. That Idol Audition really expanded the cat girl’s social circle…Also, you learned that last night, nobody but Pumpkin listened to your dreadful singing. You imagine most people were asleep, but it’s a relief you didn’t ruin anyone’s night… in a way you couldn’t fix later.The food was below par, but decent for a heated up dinner. Now you should focus on dealing with Tina (possessed) after one last bite…“Hey, Ruby, can you bring the others over? I’m gonna need everyone’s help with what I have here…” You stare blankly at the cursed bag…“Gladly, I’ll be back in a moment!” Ruby only wants to make you happy tonight! As soon as she leaves, T_T Neko notices the bag moving slowly...“W-W-What’s in there…?” T_T Neko doesn’t like this.“You’ll see in a minute…” You get more ominous. Susie gulps.Dinner is done. Everyone is gathered around the couch, Bag in the middle. Time to turn this everyday evening into whatever it’s going to transform into.“Promise me that you girls aren’t going to freak out, okay?” You ask the people as you approach the bag.“No.” Susie deadpans. “I-It’s the one thing I’m good at, prick!”“Ha! As if I’d be scared, master. You’ve trained me well. My nerves are of total steel.” Ichie throws some nice looking kicks. Still a show off.“I doubt it could be something upsetting.” Ruby chuckles.
>>6435885You let Tina out of her cloth constraint…“G-GYAAAH!!!” T_T Neko freaks the fuck out.“AAAAAH!!!” Ichie freaks out with her. They look adorably scared!“W-W-W-W-What is that…?” Ruby is losing her mind more now than with the Buffalo. Honestly, you don’t know what situation is harder to react to. “Do you want us to get rid of the body?” Suan De is ready to do the work.“E-E-Ew, that’s was *his* job, not mine…” Ichie remembers someone revolting after she regains her composure like nothing ever happened. “But if my dear mentor wants me to, I shall...”“Girls, she’s alive and comfy.” You can’t believe everyone really thought you’d bring a corpse. That’s absolutely out of character. You pull her out for everyone to see how alive and comfy she is. Then place her on the couch. “Meow.” Bradford Jr. has a new bed: Lt. Evie’s thighs.“Did you drug her?” Suan De notices the loopy state she’s in.“No. I gave her a massage.” You’re serious.“T-That explains her expression…” T_T Neko knows a pervert when she sees them. She’s thinking in innuendos….“N-No, it doesn’t. Johnny is wonderful with his hands.” Ruby rejects the idea while thinking of innuendos as well. “A-Are you sure it isn’t something else?”“Oh, yeah, a ghost possessed her.” You forgot to point out the Evie part of the equation!“J-Johnny, this doesn’t help explain anything.” Ruby shakes her head. This isn’t normal and she doesn’t like it.“No, it does.” T_T Neko shakes her head.“Mhm! It does!” Ichie agrees.“Indeed, it does.” Even Suan De is on your side.“...Never mind.” Ruby feels like she’s going crazy. “H-How can we help this poor woman then?” “Well, I need you to…” You have a plan, right?What a relief, nobody asked you why Tina is in a bag! Take the moment forward so nobody ever does!What do you do?>To break the comfy, you must make her uncomfortable. Throw a glass of water on her.>Tell Ruby to play a relaxing melody with her violin. That surely will make her brain work again.>Tell Susie to turn into a cat, then to use her fluffy tail to make Tina sneeze. >Tell Ichie to bring Sekhmet out! Seeing her friend again will totally make her snap out of her trance!>Tell Suan De to do her thing. She has the expertise to make someone talk!>Tell Bradford Jr. to bring Debbie here. She’s a perverted spiritualist after all!>Write In.
>>6435886>>Tell Susie to turn into a cat, then to use her fluffy tail to make Tina sneeze.
>>6435886>>Tell Suan De to do her thing. She has the expertise to make someone talk!
>>6435886>Tell Suan De to do her thing. She has the expertise to make someone talk!
>>6435886>Tell Ichie to bring Sekhmet out! Seeing her friend again will totally make her snap out of her trance!
Yeah, you have a plan, and an expert who can perfectly execute said plan! She’s a professional through and through…“...do your thing, please.” You point at Suan De as you arrange the pieces of this puzzle. If there’s someone good at making people talk, it’s the Slob Dragon! “My thing?” Suan De has no idea what you’re talking about. There are many things she can do.“I trust you to figure it out. You’re the expert.” You adjust your glasses.“You won’t like my methods.” Suan De puts it simply.“Then do something Johnny would like!” Ichie proposes. Suan De blushes hard for a moment when thinking about something you’d like… but shakes it off just as quickly.“That’s a good perspective to have in case you’re worried about going overboard.” Ruby agrees. “Treat her like you want to be treated.”“Can’t she just ask him…?” T_T Neko is confused. “The ghost girl is in a bag, it’s not like he cares all that much…” W-Wait, you thought you were going to stay scot-free about the bag…! But Susie is bringing it up!“I-I care for her immensely. There was no other way to bring her here…” You admit.“I understand you deeply. It’s not easy to bring unwilling participants any other way! They kick and punch too much, if they’re not restrained!” Ichie is on the same page. “But I suppose, not everyone can be on the same page as you, Master… Others depend on your orders to not disappoint you…” Ichie looks quite smugly at Suan De.“Are you provoking me, kid?” Suan De finds this attempt laughable. “I’m stating facts, ma’am.” Ichie says. “But I know you can impress Johnny if you put your mind to it. And befriending me is no different than befriending Johnny. As you said, you don’t consider me a total nuisance. Now, prove the strength of your bond and do your thing!”“…Noted.” Suan De sighs as she approaches her target…She picks Lt. Evie up in a bridal carry position (Bradford Jr. still on top)… Gently plays with her hair, scratches one of her cheeks to grab her attention, locks eyes with the damsel… and…“...Wake up, gorgeous. I can’t go a day without seeing your eyes.” Suan De says as softly as one can in her ears… “...G-Get away from me, you perverted swine.” Lt. Evie struggles inside the bag! “Y-You’re too close…!”“…” Suan De drops her on the couch like a sack of potatoes. Ashamed to have ever tried this.“W-Woah, t-that worked…! T-That worked too well...” Susie really liked Suan De’s moves.“Did Suan De listen to my recommendation…?” Ruby is trying to read more into this than she needs. “W-Where am I…?” Evie doesn’t recognize anything. “You…! W-What’s the meaning of this?” She points at you!Welp, the thing worked. That wasn’t the thing you were thinking about. But you can’t say that out loud.
>>6435981What do you do?>“So, huh, Ichie has your best friend. Ichie, can you show her your entity?” Drop news faster than how Evie was dropped.>“Welcome to my humble apartment. These are my friends. You were stuck drooling after the massage, so we had to get creative.” Explain the situation to the ghost.>Let Ruby help Evie calm down! She’s a nice lady with appropriate clothes for this occasion!>Let Neko help Evie calm down! She’s… welp… uhm… yeah.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue during the weekend!)
>>6435982>“Welcome to my humble apartment. These are my friends. You were stuck drooling after the massage, so we had to get creative.” Explain the situation to the ghost>Write In.Are you hungry by the way? I can cook you something to eat.Yes continue the girl feeding tradition
>>6435982>Let Neko help Evie calm down! She’s… welp… uhm… yeah.Birds of a feather. Only someone with Neko's... unique mindset can help Evie understand the situation. :D
>>6436029I’ll change to this, but still keep asking her if she is hungry.
Hooray, Suan De showing love and care to someone worked to drive the Lieutenant back to reality! You guess not everyone is ready to receive affection from a dragon… Either way, she demanded an explanation, and you don’t think your words are going to be heard, so you have a Plan B. “Susie, help her understand the situation.” You trust your fellow megane brethren to the confusion of half the room (Neko takes it in stride, Suan De doesn’t care anymore (you and Ruby pat Suan De’s back to make her feel better.))“Let me explain.” Neko clears her throat. “He kidnapped you, you’re in his den of evil. Hunting for defenseless maidens is what he does when he’s bored. Be prepared for a bath.”Oh yeah, this is accurate to what you did to Susie when you met her! What a day! You wonder how it ended…“T-T-That’s not what Johnny does in the slightest!” Ruby rejects this narrative! “I half remember the bath…” Ichie tries to recall when Ruby cleaned her. To be fair, Ichie was inside a trash can for a while. And to be fair to your encounter with Neko (Nariko bathed her), she lived like a trash can.“I wish we used the hose.” Suan De remembers her disappointment.“…” The Spooktenant is speechless as she ignores everyone’s comments but Susie’s. “You appear to be a trustworthy, mysterious woman. B-But who are you calling a defenseless maiden exactly?”“You’re confined inside the bag. If that doesn’t make you defenseless, I don’t know what does!” Ichie really trusts bags. “I could restrain you even further if I wished...”“D-Don’t threaten our guest.” Ruby wants peace.“Yeah, we’re trying to get on her good side.” You say. You feel like people didn’t get the memo, but it’s better late than ever. Ichie pouts.“Like that could work…” Suan De tried her best...“I accept that I *may* look defenseless, b-but what’s this about being a maiden…?” The Spooktenant doesn’t like the scientific terminology. “Your fair skin, your wonderful smooth hair, your meaty lips — hehe, if that’s not a maiden, I don’t know what is…” Neko sounds as perverted as the line implies her to be.“…E-Eeep!” Lt. Evie blushes hard. She takes all of T_T Neko’s words at face value. That Eeep was exactly like Tina’s. Is she more conscious than you originally thought? “I-In my hubris, I seem to have forgotten that this body belongs to an innocent bystander…” The guilt takes over her briefly, until she realizes that... “I-I can’t lower my guard, I-I’m in this man’s lair of evil!”“Hehe… Relax, you’re in safe hands, I have this prick under control.” Susie adjusts her glasses. She pulls Tina’s body out of the bag… “I’m not as susceptible to his charms as Ruby over here, her weaknesses were too easy for him to exploit, and make her a victim of her own desires…”
>>6437643“E-Excuse me, Susie?!” Ruby doesn’t like this description!“Ngh, d-don’t yell…” T_T Neko hides behind the Exploiter of Ruby’s weaknesses. “...P-Point is, I know how to handle him. See? He’s not doing his usual moves.”“Yeah, I’m not doing my usual moves.” You say as you don’t help anyone become the victim of their own desires.“And, uhm, h-he’s nice when you know him…” Susie knows she’s being a tiny bit harsh to you.“You have my thanks. What’s your name, mysterious yet brilliant woman?” Lt. Evie asks the unlikely hero.“Call me T_T Neko…” Neko retorts.“Thank you, Ms. Teetee. I’ve made an invaluable ally.” Lt. Evie feels a connection with the perverted cat as she holds her hands in a sign of friendship. Susie is taken by surprise, and doesn’t correct her nickname’s mispronunciation. “I apologize for not introducing myself properly, I’m Lieutenant Evelynn Neuville. I’m in your care.”“I–It’s a relief that you have calmed down, Evelynn. We’re glad to have you with us.” Even if humiliated, Ruby will take it. “Allow me to introduce everyone…”Ruby takes a moment to introduce the rest of the gang. Evie’s eyes stay on Ichie for far longer than the others. Maybe she recalls something about her? “I guess our bonding exercises didn’t work…” You sigh. All that pampering for nothing…!“I-I-I played along, didn’t I? Now I must learn the truth. T-Though, i-it’s hard to believe I almost blanked out, this body is so sensitive...” Evie slightly turns red just recalling the moment…“Excuse me?” Ruby is blinking rapidly in confusion.“It was a massage.” You adjust your glasses.“N-Now you downplay it…?!” This lieutenant can’t believe it…“Agh… I-I bet this pervert tenderly placed you on top of the massage board… whispered reassurances directly into your ears… that everything will be fine… exactly what you needed to hear... then he placed his fingers on your thighs and danced upwards, feeling your skin, pressing on spots you couldn’t imagine feeling pleasure for… You thought you had more time to think, but you got it all wrong... it’s too late, your voice wouldn’t come out, but you were glad that it didn’t… Then you realized you don’t have any control over what’s happening — you don’t have a say, his hands keep pressing on, you’re under his wicked spell… T-This blissful feeling takes over you… T-This is what everyone experienced… This is what he does. It can’t be stopped. Just enjoy it...” T_T Neko does one of her classic monologues… “R-Right? It’s so cruel!”“C-Correct! J-Just wicked, Ms. Teetee!” Evelynn is in awe at Susie’s ability to nail it!“S-S-Sounds like one hell of a massage to me, haha…” Ruby chuckles nervously.“…” Suan De wishes she never heard that, because… her back actually hurts.
>>6437644“M-Master, my back is killing me…!” Ichie pretends to be in need.“Please, don’t lie about it, Ichie.” Ruby shuts that down. Ichie is in dismay!“Y-Yeah, I bet this f-freakin’ prick doesn’t need an excuse to do this! H-He picks you because he knows you can’t decline… H-He feels powerful like that… I’ve seen it countless times... I-It’s disgusting!” T_T Neko is drooling.Uhm...What now?>“Uhm, Evie, don’t forget your best friend, please.” Bring cooler heads into the mix.>“So, if I say Susie, I want to give you a massage. You’re going to do it?” Tease the perverted cat.>“Don’t take her seriously. Her imagination tends to run wild.” Shut down Susie’s fantasies.>“I just like making girls happy… I’m not evil….” Act hurt. Because you’re hurt. You’re not evil…>“Prove it! Who have I done this to before? This is my first day doing massages!” You have the power of a technicality behind you! Don’t underestimate it!>Write In.
>>6437645>>“So, if I say Susie, I want to give you a massage. You’re going to do it?” Tease the perverted cat.
>>6437645>“So, if I say Susie, I want to give you a massage. You’re going to do it?” Tease the perverted cat.
>>6437643>smooth explanation>spot on recollection>pinpoint accurate descriptions>>6437644>barely concealed lust>dirty shirt>hoodie>giant breasts>long hair>glasses>switching between pushy and defenseless God, I love Susie so much. Just want to give her a shower and then a bath, personally. Tie between her and Kata for best girl.>pic relatedGreat back and forth, exactly what I was expecting. The bold lettering really sells it.All great options.>“Don’t take her seriously. Her imagination tends to run wild.” Shut down Susie’s fantasies. Susie will retort.>“So, if I say Susie, I want to give you a massage. You’re going to do it?” Tease the perverted cat.>“Uhm, Evie, don’t forget your best friend, please.” Bring cooler heads into the mix.
T_T Neko has done her usual schtick, you’re going to bring her back to Earth. No other way around it.“Don’t take her seriously. Her imagination tends to run wild.” You cool things down.“It’s truly running rampant today.” Ruby agrees as well.“N-N-Nonsense! Ruby, are you really going to deny your knees wouldn’t go weak if he asked you?!” T_T Neko wants to be taken seriously.“T-T-That’s not an appropriate question.” Ruby doesn’t want to look more Pervby than usual! You gotta defend her.“Because you know the truth. Ngggh, it’s NOT my imagination! Nobody in here can look him in the eyes and deny his request! I-It’s frickin’ reality!” T_T Neko stomps the ground.“So, if I say: Susie, I want to give you a massage. You’re going to let me do it?” You stand in front of her with an eyebrow raised.“Hehe… W-What’s the point of asking...? I-I know your tricks, and we both know you aren’t being serious…” T_T Neko turns her face away.“What if I am?” You grab her hand and lock eyes with her.“U-Uhm… Uhm… Nghg… I… Huh… hm… I…” T_T Neko’s mind is fighting between the image she is trying to project, and the other *Neko* part of herself. The lovely Susie you know is surfacing...“E-Enough.” The Spooktenant stands in the middle between you. “Don’t take advantage of Ms. TeeTee lowering her guard to explain to me your dastardly ways.” She’s shielding Susie!“D-Don’t be so harsh with him, he means well…” Susie pleads to her friend. She’s acting like she’s dying, and you can tell it’s acting because she looks very excited.“Besides, uhm, Evie, don’t forget your best friend, please.” You want cooler heads to prevail.“As if I’d abandon an ally for my own selfish desire to learn the truth...” Evie will protect Susie! “A-And don’t get too familiar, I’m Lieutenant Evelynn Neuville to you, Johnny Ando!”“Evie, it’s fine… if he wants to give me a massage, let him. It’s the only way we can quench his thirst, he needs frequent sacrifices. And I’m willing to do this for you...” T_T Neko is ready to be sacrificed. “No… if anyone is getting the brunt of his wickedness. It shall be me.” Evie will protect her buddy.“But if you receive too much of his touch… You’re going to become nothing but his plaything… I can endure it...” Neko is willing to die of happiness.“G-Girls, it was a hypothetical…” You try to say something, but it falls on deaf ears...“I went for a beer. What did I miss?” Suan De pops one open.“I… I have no clue.” Ruby shakes her head.“Uhm, I think someone is getting a massage now?” Ichie pouts because it doesn’t sound like it’s gonna be her. “It sounds important!”This is getting dumb…
>>6437705What do you do?>Just tell Ichie to bring her entity out.>Tell everyone that you’re not giving massages until they ask nicely! These take a toll on you, not on them!>Corrupt Evie with a second massage or something.>Corrupt Susie with a massage or something.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day! We continue when we can!)
>>6437706>Just tell Ichie to bring her entity out.
>>6437706>Just tell Ichie to bring her entity out.>"The second hand embarrassment is even getting to me..."
>>6437706>Write In.Show that you are harmless. Give Suan De a massage to show that people are overreacting. If anyone can keep their cool with you its her.
>>6437706>Write In.>Corrupt everyone with a massage or something.Prepare yourself, Mr. Ando. It's gonna be a long night.
>>6437713I’ll second, make the slob dragon come out.
>>6437713Forgot to add>Write In.Then tell Ichie to bring her entity out after our first plan fails comfortably. Promise her we’ll massage her later as thanks.
>>6437713>>6437903supporting
>>6437713>>6437714>>6437903Supporting
This is getting out of hand, these two are overreacting in a bad way. To wrestle control back for sanity’s sake, you must show irrefutable evidence that you’re totally harmless — and you know exactly how! You have a foolproof idea!“G-Girls, my massages are harmless.” You defend yourself from these backhanded accusations. Neither T_T Neko or Evie seem receptive to your words. “To prove it, I’ll make a new demonstration. Suan De, dear, can you help me out?”“No.” Suan De promptly rejects the idea as she takes another sip of her beer.“I’ve seen what you’ve done with others, and my ally Teetee Naico corroborated your strategy. Perhaps, my own massage can’t be a factor, as this body was too frail to stand it. But there’s a great amount of evidence against this being harmless.” Evie remains resolute anyway. “Y-Y-You watched him do it to other people?! D-Do tell!” T_T Neko has heard some exciting news.“N-Not the time, Susie.” Ruby doesn’t want to hear about other people getting what she wants. “But, as you can see, Suan De has no real attachment to me, she’s a wonderful woman with free will, who’d never ever make a fool of herself during a massage. Because that’s what it all is: A massage.” You act like this was all part of your plan. “Yes, lady Suan De rejects all types of affection! She always pushes me aside with her monstrous strength when I try to give her encouragement for behaving properly.” Ichie nods. “Stickers, medals, tiny muffins, head pats, back rubs… She’s not receptive to anything. I’ve never seen something like this.”“She’s a grown woman. Not 4 years old. What did you expect?” Evie raises an eyebrow. Ichie pouts like a 4 year old back...“Thank you.” Suan De appreciates the modicum of sanity. Maybe it wasn’t a big mistake that she tried her best before…
>>6438166“You see my point about Suan De?” You cross your arms. Evie is thinking about it.“Nngh… Yeah, I see it, you want an excuse to corrupt her too; this loveless woman who isn’t used to a lover’s touch is the perfect analogue to Evelynn, you want to show her it wasn’t the weakness of her body, but the power of your skilled hands… It’s so perverse…” T_T Neko is back to her fantasies.“N-No! I think Suan De wouldn’t make it weird, that’s all!” You repeat yourself.“Absolutely. Suan De has a lot of restraint!” Ruby admires her for that! Is the redhead feeling self-conscious?“HehHEheHe… then do it. Evie will know the truth…” T_T Neko wants this to happen. “Suan De, please, I need your help! Let’s show them that they are wrong.” You believe in your Slob Dragon.“I’ll do it…” Said Slob Dragon sighs after downing the rest of her beer.And so, Season 2 of Johnny’s impromptu Spa Session with(out) Food Course begins… This is the toughest round so far. Suan De’s hardened body and stiff disposition made you work twice as hard and triple as gently to get the desired effects. A lot of jittery and reflexive moves. If there’s someone who needed one of these badly, it was her!“Did you like it?” You ask after a handful of minutes of proper massaging.“…” Suan De is face down, holding a pillow for dear life. Totally buried into it. The muffled cries of pleasure were cute. You won’t get your answers like this. You turn her around and the pillow slowly slips to the side…Suan De… looks… uhm… happy. She covers her face with both hands in a blink of an eye, like she did when you called Jun and Matilda over that one time…“HheHEhehHEhe! I-I was right…!” Neko celebrates at the sight of the embarrassed looking dragon. Sadly for her, nobody else caught a glimpse on time.
>>6438168“I-Ichie, do me a favor, and bring your entity out!” You need Suan De to save face! “I-I’ll give you a massage later!” It’s likely you’re giving one to everyone anyway!“M-Master! It’s a promise!” It’s music to Ichie’s ears! She summons her entity without hesitation! “With my master’s guidance, I bring you forward: Sekhmet!”The entity comes out!!! And that certainly looks like an entity that fits Ichie!“…” Everyone not named Ichie is pretty surprised. Well, not Suan De, she’s back to holding that pillow!“D-Did something happen?” Ruby can’t see a thing as she stands behind you.“I-Is it really you…?” Evie wants confirmation.“I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRING ME OUT, YOU DAMNED WOMAN!” Sekhmet can’t do this, she wants to leave!“Apologies! I’m used to constantly ignoring you! You’re so mean!” Ichie nods to herself.Huh… What now?What do you do?>“Ichie, can you let Sekhmet take over your body instead?” You ask politely. If Sekhmet is self-conscious, let her do this a different way.>“Please, Sekhmet, you look fine. Just talk to Evie.” You want this reunion to progress!>“If you’re not ready, let’s leave this for later. Who wants a massage?” Ignore the plot.>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue when we can!)
>>6438170>>“Please, Sekhmet, you look fine. Just talk to Evie.” You want this reunion to progress!
>>6438170>Write In.Be "mean" to Sekhmet. Hopefully Evie and Sekhmet recognize eachother through a mutual enemy.
>>6438170>“Please, Sekhmet, you look fine. Just talk to Evie.” You want this reunion to progress!
You’re not going to allow something as stupid as her appearances be the stoppage of this reunion. Every now and then you gotta make Vera proud and make a sensible decision. In her opinion. Because you always make sensible decisions.“Please, Sekhmet, you look fine.” You sigh with a smile. For a moment, you thought it’d be a serious reason. “Just talk to Evie.”“You’re fortunate that you’re the only one I tolerate.” Sekhmet will pass through her initial embarrassment.“Y-You tolerate him? Of all people? Is it really you, Sekhmet...?” Evelynn can’t let this pass.“Please, dear, a little nonsense fits a man, I know you weren’t the best at talking to them, but he’s most agreeable when it matters. You should give it a try instead of being your usual spiky rose self.” Sekhmet scoffs.“As if, you’re out of control. There was no man who she didn’t want me to flirt with! I wanted nothing to do with my coworkers.” Evelynn defends herself.“Live a little, Evie. Always so serious.” Sekhmet groans.“For the last time, I’m taking care of my sister’s kids! They’re my children, my responsibility….” Evie shouts back.Sekhmet and Evie take a moment to realize how awfully familiar this moment felt.“My dearest girl, how I have let you down…” Sekhmet’s playfulness is all gone. “I was none the wiser, I’m a pathetic excuse of an advisor. I’m not a God, nor a friend, just a weakling…” “No, you guided us through our darkest days, through our biggest challenges.” Evelynn disagrees. “Towards your ultimate demise! I forfeited your life…” Sekhmet doesn’t hold back.“You gave me a chance to protect the lives of those I wanted to protect the most…” Evelynn denies it.“A life without a daughter… without a mother… without their heart…!” Sekhmet cries. “We couldn’t let that demon go rampant. Could we?” Evelynn has no regrets.“But we did! Not that sniveling Azhi Dahaka, but that traitorous leech! That BASTARD took everything from us… I was so close to killing him…! I WAS SO CLOSE!!! I had HIM by the throat! One more fucking second…! And he’d be… And he’d be...” Sekhmet’s ire is immense. “If only I did it, the kids would’ve grown up in a better world, and I wouldn’t have completely failed my friend…”“It’s the world the kids grew up in. It’s still wonderful.” Evelynn smiles.
>>6438598“But it’s damaged beyond repair, he ruined it, his ilk…” Sekhmet’s hate has no match. “It was never perfect.” Evelynn says. “But it could’ve been so much more with you around…” Sekhmet yearns for a better fate.“Yet I watched my loved ones live fulfilling lives. I’m lucky that they missed me for so long...” Evelynn misses them...“...Then why are you here? What’s your regret?” Sekhmet is confused. “You. My friend needed me. I needed to liberate you.” Evelynn nods. “You kept looking for me…?” Sekhmet sounds heartbroken.“Yes, even if I kept losing pieces of myself…” Evelynn chuckles. “...this is not the afterlife I promised we’d meet in. But it’ll do.” “In my anger, I forgot your promise… If it wasn’t for this silly one for reminding me, I’d still be wallowing in my misery… Seeing you again, it’s all I needed…” Sekhmet gives credit to… Ichie? Guess they aren’t a complete mismatch.“I’m sorry. If I knew you were sealed with all this anger, I wouldn’t have lost my will, I forgot anyone could need me anymore…” Evelynn has her own regrets. “I got the wrong base… I’m a disaster...”“Evelynn, love, you’re a pilot… how come you always get lost…?” Sekhmet can’t help but to laugh. “Because I never focus on the right objective.” Evelynn smiles back, then she goes for a hug…Both spirits embrace each other in a ghostly hug…“The loneliness is gone…” Ichie feels at ease. Ruby knows how to stay quiet during a moment, even if she watched half of it. Suan De recovered at some point and watched respectfully. You? You feel like you’ve done something right...“B-Be quiet, prick…” T_T Neko whispers to herself. “I know you’re their friend too, but they’re having a moment...”...What do you do now?>“You trust me now, Evie?” Throw some humor into this reunion to let everyone start relaxing.>Wait for the right moment before throwing Neko into the mix of this reunion. Don’t fully ruin it!>Ask Evie if she can let Tina be in control of her body. Maybe you can arrange something.>Ask who the traitor is so you can dogpile on his descendants or something. Revenge can be served even if the expiration date is long passed.>Did someone say late Pizza party? Celebrate these friends’ reuniting by ordering a couple!>Write In.(Only Reply of the Day, we continue when we can!)
>>6438599>>“You trust me now, Evie?” Throw some humor into this reunion to let everyone start relaxing.
>>6438599>Ask Evie if she can let Tina be in control of her body. Maybe you can arrange something.>Ask who the traitor is so you can dogpile on his descendants or something. Revenge can be served even if the expiration date is long passed.>Did someone say late Pizza party? Celebrate these friends’ reuniting by ordering a couple!
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>>6438740Ye
What a beautiful moment that you’ve witnessed! You don’t want to sour it, but you have mild concerns. Once addressed, maybe it’ll be time for a proper celebration. The School Ghost Saga is another quest done.You wait the appropriate amount of time until the hug is done, until their eyes soak, until they feel comfortable to talk… You’re a gentleman, after all. You did have to explain to Ruby what happened. The poor girl continued to be clueless without your help. There was no doubt she’d be moved by this though, happy for the friends reunited.“Not to draw attention away from your moment, but I’m curious, what is the identity of the traitor of this story?” Suan De pretends she didn’t go full kitten mode a few minutes ago.“You took the question out of my mouth.” You back your favorite Slob Dragon because you’re curious AND you don’t want her to look insensitive. Neko is equally interested. Ichie’s expression looks… stiff. She knows the answer, and she doesn’t like it.“I-It’s fine. We’re professionals.” Evie coughs in her arm. She was swept in the moment. Sekhmet nudges her for being stiff. “Yes, the traitor, he was a member of my unit: The Rose Knights. The greatest one the air force has ever seen. All of us were practically siblings-in-arms, we’d die for each other without hesitation. To this day, I can’t understand why he—”“They get the picture; just say his name, I don’t want my new lips to utter such despicable blemish…” Sekhmet’s anger is visible again, unlike her lips under her pretty mask, only the coolest people wear masks that cover the mouth.“His name was Lazarus Don Gordon. Lars for short.” Evie’s ghostly aura of intense hatred emanates from Tina’s body.Suan De can’t help but to laugh...“E-E-Excuse me…?” Ruby is flabbergasted! You’re glad giving her context has made her appreciate the insanity. Well, neither you or her are appreciating the insanity.“L-Lars…? What a frickin’ stupid name...” Susie can’t help but to snicker. She’s no one to talk. “W-Wait, t-that can’t be the same one as…” She’s counting with her fingers, then she pulls out her phone… “Oh frickin’ hey, his Wikipedia article says he began his career at the air force… Nggh… I think I’m gonna be sick...”“I saw it through the eyes of this empty mind: His doofus descendant is the current emperor of this land. We must seize it.” Sekhmet points at Ichie. The Egyptian goddess is dreaming big. Or little. It’s all about perspective. She’s a goddess after all. “Then eliminate everyone who shares his blood!”“M-My head is anything but empty! It’s full of imagination, ideas, and dreams!” Ichie doesn’t like being insulted. “A-A-And I don’t want to kill the president...”
>>6440451“And, hmm, I wouldn’t go to that extreme. The actual guy is still alive…” You point out. “If you want to get your revenge, you’re still on time!”“But humans don’t live centuries…” Sekhmet is flabbergasted.“What year is it...?” Evie is confused. Ruby whispers it to her. The pilot begins counting the years with her fingers just like Neko …“Y-Y-You’re mocking me, Johnny Ando! It’s impossible!” Evie didn’t think she’d be bullied.“H-He really isn’t…” Her trusty Susie comes to your defense as she shows her own counting fingers like it means anything to anyone. “He’s a shriveled raisin. Yeah.” You say.“A pathetic old man.” Suan De adds.“…” Evie doesn’t know what to say. “W-W-What’s the point of killing someone who is at hell’s door? N-Not that I’ve decided I care for revenge. But if Sekhmet is, I’m considering it…”“First and foremost, this world is in peril. Revenge won’t be our priority.” Sekhmet had a lot of time to think in the lonely realm that is Ichie’s head. “Point stands.” Evie coughs.“Oh, I wish he was dying. There’s much to explain.” You chuckle. “But before that, I need to remind you that you took over an innocent girl’s body.” You scratch the back of your head like you did something wrong for caring for Tina...“R-Right, yes. I’m overstaying my welcome.” Evie, with guilt in her voice, puts her hands over her heart. “Hey, she’s not-so-innocent if she likes you, human male. Am I right, Chip? You dirty cow.” Sekhmet nudges Ichie for a reaction. By the way, you’re relaying to Ruby what Sekhmet is saying, so she isn’t totally lost about what’s happening.“I-I’m an innocent flower petal, pure as one can be! I do not know who Chip is, and I’m no bovine!” Ichie speaks nonsense. You found her with a trash can over her head AND she’s legally a bovine. Wait, your Knowledge says you’re using the term *legally* wrong. “See, Evie? This is the imbecile I have to guide nowadays. You weren’t close to this hopeless. Well, at least she gets her man.” Sekhmet points at Ichie. She pouts. “Why don’t you try your luck with the one hosting you? Be her guiding light. You’re a legendary hero who saved this realm, and we’re going to need all the help we can get.”“And I’d gladly join forces, but I can’t see myself being at all useful in this form. I rather be the one wielding the powers, so to speak.” Evie knows her limitations. “And…” Evie knows what she did was wrong.
>>6440453“Evelynn, under pressure, taking over some airhead’s body happens to the best of us.” Sekhmet downplays her friend’s and her own crimes. Ichie pouts even harder.“I hope she forgives me, I truly believed she was in danger…” Evelynn sighs. Then she hears a voice talking in her head. “Huh? You do…?”“Oh, Tina, you’re such a wonderful angel!” You approve!“D-D-Don’t say that.” Evelynn’s body turns red on its own…“But it’s true! And I have an idea about how to compensate her for helping us!” You smile.“D-D-D-Don’t say that...” Evelynn is feeling even more flustered!“N-Ngh… I don’t like the look in his eyes…” T_T Neko says, but her expression says otherwise...“Evelynn, I’d listen to your former partner. What else can you do in this state?” Suan De brings Evie back to reality. “It’s not like we can dig your body back.”“I-I’ve seen enough movies to know that isn’t ideal.” Ruby remembers Osgood’s favorite classics.“The dull women are right. Stay in your host until you’ve fully collected yourself.” Sekhmet advises. Both women are offended. You don’t know why you told Ruby what she said. You are too into translating...“Hey, as long as Tina doesn’t mind. It’s all good.” You say. “I don’t know about you all, but having two friends reunited is cause for celebration! Did someone say late night Pizza party?” You wiggle your eyebrows.“M-Me! Me! Me!” T_T Neko is totally on board! Suan De shrugs and goes for another beer, she’s up for anything. If anyone had to endure this saga from the start, it was the Slob Dragon.“If Tina and Teetee are on board, I am as well.” Evie will always back her allies! That’s a thumbs up from her host too!“Out of all commoner dishes, that’s one I’m becoming most fond of!” Ichie is excited too! “...Your distaste for food is greatly exaggerated.” Sekhmet doesn’t give Ichie a break… Wait a second, does she like anything? You thought she was a picky eater!“Sure. But you’ll have to help me burn these extra calories later, we shouldn’t eat this late…” Ruby has bad intentions. And so, you were forced to order some pizzas instead of cooking them; why? Because everyone’s first thought is to order pizza when you exclaim Pizza Party at this time of night, T_T Neko started ordering immediately, for crying out loud. What are you gonna do? Interrupt them when they ask you about your topping preference and say how insufficient the choices are? No, you accept your fate and eat pepperoni. These are the big sacrifices that you make. In the meantime, you let the old friends catch up… an entity and a ghost separated for decades… a strange but melancholic feeling goes through your body… It gives you shivers. Or maybe it was the pizza smell. All of this to say: The food has arrived!
>>6440454“This is quite greasy… We’ll need to do more exercises than I anticipated.” Ruby analyzes.“Just focus on the sauce. It’s the good part.” Neko continues biting her pizza.“Here, Evie. Eat some! Food from this new millennia!” You hand her over a greasy slice.“T-T-Thank you.” Evie doesn’t know what exactly to do, but ends up taking a bite. “G-Gosh, this is delicious… All of this body’s reactions are so heightened…” She blames Tina like a coward for liking pizza. What a weirdo. “I should relent control now…” Evie has decided to leave Tina to enjoy the rest of the evening.“Ehem.” Sekhmet puts her hand over Evie’s shoulder. The Egyptian Goddess’ head tilts towards you. In her opinion, the pilot owes you some words…“B-But before that, some words, J-Johnny Ando. I must admit that, despite your perverted urges, you had good intentions from the beginning. I’m sorry I couldn’t see past my biases.” Evie blushes. “And now I feel an enormous amount of gratitude. Thank you for looking past my foolishness.” She bows.“It’s alright. My own biases forced me to help you.” You wink.“This isn’t working. I need to look at everyone who helped me tonight in the eyes to show my gratitude the proper way, and that includes Tina.” Evelynn makes a decision...From within the depths of Tina’s body, the spirit of Evelynn Neuville comes out and displays her real ethereal appearance after forming back… With a smile on her face, she looks at everyone who has helped her today…“EEEP!” Tina snaps awake! “W-Wait, it’s fine, I-I don’t need to be here…!”“Evelynn wanted you here. Accept it.” Sekhmet is the voice of reason. Ichie nods. Tina is losing her mind now that it’s dawning on her that she can see ghosts. “Tina, Teetee Naico, Johnny, and everyone else, thank you for allowing me to meet my friend once again…” Evie’s true form says… Everyone smiles or gives some sign of acknowledgement. Then before the stares start to feel embarrassing, the pilot dives back into Tina.
>>6440457“GGGGUuuuuh…” Tina feels a shiver going through her spine. A tiny flame forms on the top of her head… “Hehe, how adorably silly of her…” Ruby laughs at the interaction. T_T Neko raises an eyebrow for some reason.“Yeah, it’s not like we bite! She doesn't have to run away.” Ichie agrees with the redhead. “Unless…” She stares at Neko.“I-I don’t bite, you prick; what makes you think I do…?” T_T Neko is very offended. “T-T-That felt weird…” Tina scratches her head as she’s fully back.“It never gets better.” You admit.“...I-I-I’m sorry for intruding in your ho—”“Here’s your slice.” You had one ready. “Thank you for being of so much help tonight, and sorry for the way I treated you. I owe you a big one.”“Huh… Uhh… I-It’s nothing...” Tina grabs the pizza and starts melting herself… It’s cute. Then she eats the slice just as charmingly as Nina would. “Um, y-you’re not killing the president, are you? Tell me I dreamed that part…”“I’ll stick to saving the world primarily. I’m sure everyone here is in the same boat.” You won’t make any promises.“Just rest. Having your body possessed must be quite taxing.” Even Suan De knows this is time for her to rest. That answer makes the reporter gulp.“And let Evelynn be the worryrat of you two. It’s her specialty.” Sekhmet jokes. Tina doesn’t know how to react to a monster talking to her, so she freezes. “...I-I know I didn’t do much, but I’m glad I was able to contribute to your reunion, Sekhmet.” Ichie gets real for a moment.“Child, you did enough. Despite my apprehensions, I’m as grateful as I am to them, as I am to you.” Sekhmet turns back to a flame as she pets Ichie...“HehEHehE, Evie is so silly though… Acting like this is the final goodbye. This prick already has her in his spider web...” T_T Neko grins. “Agreed. He’ll find a ridiculous way to make her come in handy.” Suan De keeps drinking her beer and enjoying the pizza.
>>6440458“If darling accepts suggestions, I say he needs to find a couple of bodies for her and I!” Ruby sounds… different… She slaps Tina’s back, somehow forcing Evie back to the front. “Right, Evs?” You know this voice...“Huh?! What’s the meaning of this?!” Evie is confused as to how she returned!“Just wanting to hear your opinion, you big ball of emotions!” Ruby (?) grins. “You don’t think it’s more fun being like this than being all floaty? It’s easier to appreciate how flustered you get too! Right, Stud?" Her voice… sounds way too familiar…“W-W-What?” Evie tries to cover her face with both hands.“Is Ruby being possessed? Since when?” Suan De can tell it’s not the usual redhead!“NnNNgh… I knew it was weird that she reacted to Evelynn when she left the body…” T_T Neko thinks she should’ve spoken up sooner.“W-W-Who are you, you vile spirit?” Ichie immediately catches on that this isn’t Ruby…“Vile? Me? Reeeeelax, I’m an old friend of our stallion over here. He named me Holly…” Ruby (?) eats a new slice! Then she gets chilly, and looks down through her (your) hoodie. “Huh, Ruby is a little light on clothes tonight…”H-Holly Gram…?Sadly, this is all we have for this thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!