First came the plague. It spread before any measures could be taken to stop it from infecting every part of the globe, killing nearly everyone it touched. Within weeks, tens of millions were dead. The streets: empty, forlorn. Those few who survived were in shock that, in the blink of an eye, advanced technological civilization could be destroyed so quickly, so completely. Then the dead started to come back to life.The first reports were dismissed as the results of severe trauma. It was simply too horrible, too fantastical to be believed. But the dead could not be ignored. Reanimated corpses, filled with lust to devour the flesh of the living, roamed the streets and killed and their mangled victims rose to join the horde. Depleted by the plague and overwhelmed by the number of the ghastly dead, government collapsed. Civilization still exists, but only in a few fortified outposts fighting to keep humanity alive.One of these outposts, beacon shining across the wild gardens and dark fens of the former US of A, is Atlantic City. Miraculously, you are a survivor, isolated and alone and, if you want to stand a chance of staying alive, you need to make it to that beacon. But to reach Atlantic City, you must first SURVIVE the rotten metropolitan corpse in which you huddle. To make it out, you must survive CAMDEN.[bold]*DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*[/bold]Welcome to SURVIVING CAMDEN
So, full disclosure, I did run this quest before but like I didn’t have much times or whatevers, so I couldn’t keep it up, which is not a problem I regularly have, this isn’t normal, usually I can go ALL NIGHT, if you know what I mean, yeah. But nothing happened last time, its not serious, don’t worry about. Just have fun, have a good time, enjoy yourselfs. Who is this survivor, you are probably asking right now. It is none other than our plucky hero, Franklin Maria Rosaletti, better known to those who know him best as Lil’ Frankie. You will be him or pilot him or you know how this works, you say the things and vote and he do them. He also has some stuff already on his person. Lets have takes a looks loo about what that stuff is:Possessions:• Wifebeater (mustard stain)• Stretch pants (mustard stain)• Socks w/o holes (2 pairs)• Socks w/ holes (3 pairs)• Underwear (unstained) (2 pairs)• Underwear (stained) (1 pair)• Toothbrush***[bold]ADVISORY: YOUR GOAL IS TO SURVIVE UNTIL YOU DON’T ALIVE ANYMORE[/bold]***I will give options, but the quest is pretty free-form, so just do what you want, ask what you want, I’ll be close by>t. Ivan
Little Frankie is squatting in the ethnic foods section of the Cherry Hill Walmart, far enough away from the frozen meats area that the smell isn’t too bad. Surrounded by canned beans and some Chinese sauces you ain’t never heard of, it is time to make your next move. After a week here and who knows how long since they turned off the power, the last Hungry Man meal has gone bad and Frankie’s ready and available food source has vanished. If Little Frankie is to continue maintaining his impressive and intimidating physique, he must obtain more food. And, if Frankie is to survive long-term, he must return to sweet civilization.Some options come to mind:>Look in the fruits and vegetables aisle. Frankie hasn’t actually tried eating these, because you ya, its kinda gay, but desperate times call for desperately gay measures>See if there are other non-perishable goods in the Walmart, particularly ones that Frankie could take with him outside>Gather supplies from other sections of Walmart: bags, acrylic paints, flatscreen TVs, they’ve have its all, Frankie just has to be discriminalting like>The opne road is calling and, unprepared as he is, Frankie is ready to answer. Embrace destiny Frankie: go into the light, go into the Walmart parking lot
>>6441779>>6441778BOLD FAIL>>6441781>Look in the fruits and vegetables aisle. Frankie hasn’t actually tried eating these, because you ya, its kinda gay, but desperate times call for desperately gay measuresWhat, are you dumb? they are for sure rotten!I think we should go with>See if there are other non-perishable goods in the Walmart, particularly ones that Frankie could take with him outside
>>6441886Fortunately, there are plenty of other non-perishables at Walmart. Unfortunamentely, this Walmart got kinda looted a little bit, just a teensy bit, not noticeable, its mostly fine. That was a couple weeks before the plague started. So, consequentlyh as a result, this particular Walmart is not as freshly and completely stocked as it normally would be. But, hey! This is Camden, not freaking Bennetlville!Excluding things that Frankie can’t eat, there are the following non-perishable foodstuffs at this Walmart:16 boxes of Uncle Ben’s Minute Rice24 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese60 bags of Cheetos 40 bags of Lays Regular Potato Chips40 bags of Lays BBQ Potato Chips40 bags of Lays Sour Crème Potato Chips16 jars of Tostitos Cheese Dip28 cans of tomatoes31 cans of peaches20 cans of artichoke hearts12 cans of green beans6 jars of relish18 cans of Bush’s Baked Beans29 cans of non-Bush Beans8 bootles of Bangs Route Bier8 boottles of Diet Coke7 bottles of coca Cola3 bottles of Squish Orange Soda16 bottles of Grape Sode13 packs of individually-sized bottled water7 gallon-sized jugs of water6 stwelve-packs of canned Coca Cola5 twelve-packs of canned Dr. Pepper4 bags of Fun-yuns132 bottles of wine1 six-pack of Schlitz beer>What would you like to take?>How soon do you dare to venture into the unknown of the Walmart parkling lot?
>>6442105Hmm, that's quite a lot... We better go get a nice big bag, one of the fancy ones that has straps that go around your body.
>>6442105everything. Just kill everyone in the Walmart and take it over.
