>>6442899
>Find anyone with just a name
>Name: Waldo
we're finally getting this son of a bitch

>>6442899
>New information on elections rigging
Bro just me bro it's a different strain this time bro no it's Chinese this time it's the communists remember the communists bro pleàse trust me this time it's totally for real

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There's not even anyone you really want to find, is there? Who do you even think about? What if you just put in your own name, what will happen?

Enter your email to continue
*bing*
1 new email
That was fast, what does it say?

What is this? It's mostly in japanese or something. But it has a small picture of you. What? There is one english word, it's a link that says SPY.

>click the link
>brush your teeth

>>6442902
>click the link
Always click the link

>>6442902
>brush your teeth

>>6442902
>brush your teeth

>>6442902
>>brush your teeth

>>6442902
>click the link

When you click the link, your email opens a browser window going to a .jp website. It takes a long time to load. A really long time. In fact, it's not loading at all. The whole computer has frozen. What a scam.

You press reset on the computer and go to brush your teeth. You somehow have alot to do today, going to the convenience store and stuff.

But, when you get home, the first thing you do is check for messages.

Email
No new messages

Instant messaging
No notifications

Teamspeak
Some of your buddies are in a game, but you're still in the afk channel

How did that spy email have your picture? You open the email again to look at yourself. What find anyone website did you use? You hover over the SPY to see the url. Did you click SPY? Did it click itself?

Suddenly, your email, im, and teamspeak windows close. But then they all reopen again.

*bing* *bing* *bing* *bing**bing* *bing* *bing*
A bunch of notification sounds come in all at once. Probably getting spam now.

Damn, you open the email to see what it is.

Email
No new messages

But wait, there's a new pane in the email program. You only use your 1 email account, but now, you somehow have multiple accounts. Huh?

emilychurch@email
chadchud@email

You vaguely remember Emily Church, but you haven't even seen her in forever. Why is her email on your computer?

Of course you click it right away.

Email
Loading...1/100+

Email usually loads pretty fast, but only 1 message has loaded. It's a find anyone by name service, with your name on it.

>Read more email
>Instant messaging
>Teamspeak
>Think about dinner

>>6443347
>Read more email
cleared inbox compulsion

>>6443347
>2 votes to click the link
>3 to brush your teeth
so the number of votes don't matter. Good to know
>Instant messaging

>>6443355
Neither of the first two votes were used either lol
>>6443347
>Instant messaging

>>6443347
>Think about dinner