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Last time, you and your friends from the Occult Club encountered the school ghost, a woman named Evie, who went on to possess poor, innocent Tina. She refused to give up control because you’re a menace to society, so you brought her home. Does that make sense? If your answer is no, that’s the wrong answer. Be ashamed of yourself.

At your apartment, you learned the truth behind Evie’s past; she’s a war veteran who teamed up with Sekhmet (Ichie’s entity) like 100 years ago against the forces of evil — then you mended your relationship, and ate pizza with everyone at the apartment. Hooray!

That’d be the end of the story, but this night refuses to die young. Ruby was *also* possessed by a ghost from the past. One you’re intimate with! That’s right, it’s Holly Gram! The living spirit of a dead civilization. After the initial confusion, the Millennial ghost requests something of major importance! Bodies for her and Evie! Is that even a thing you can do…? Are you going to play God?! Let’s find out!

“...And that’s who Holly Gram is.” You put your hands over your hips as you explained to Ichie, Suan De, Susie, and Evie (+ Tina) who this woman is!

“Ohohoho~, so this is actual proof of that whole ordeal…” T_T Neko is the living database of everything you’ve learned.

“She comes from a technologically advanced society wiped from existence…?” Evie can’t comprehend it, even if her heart aches for this senseless amount of lost lives…

“Not that advanced. Your airplanes are amazing! We never figured those ones out!” Holly Gram smiles.

“...They sure are.” Evie tries to hide her prideful smile. She probably doesn’t even know the new models and she’s acting like this...

“This has far greater implications than we can comprehend…” Suan De can’t even formulate the appropriate questions. “And I’m a couple of beers in, so I’m not going to even try...”

“I’d question the veracity of these claims, but Johnny said so! So, uhm, this is… this is…! I don’t know!!!” Ichie’s brain is overcharged.

“Nice going, Johnny. I could’ve done my own introduction — it used to be my job and all — but you knocked it out of the park!” Holly Ruby is enjoying the pizza way more than Ruby ever did! “But it’s true, I got bored of exploring this world without a body. There isn’t much you can do without interacting. I really tried, I did two laps before coming here, mind you. It’s about time to evolve!”

“Is Ruby okay in there? I’m sure you won’t hurt her, but is she okay with this arrangement?” You’re a little worried. She’d never eat pizza the way Holly is…

“Oh, she’s loving it! And she knows I’m borrowing her good looks just for a bit.” Holly Gram wiggles her eyebrows. “You gotta get us new bodies ASAP! So we can stop bothering these damsels.”
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>>6455369

...How am I supposed to do that?” You blink.

There’s a limit to the nonsense you pull off…?” Suan De blinks back.

“Do I look like a gravedigger? Where am I supposed to pull bodies from?” You frown as you come up with the best plan you can.

“Ngh, you’re tight with the Calamities, aren’t you? It’s the same. And I bet Beth killed someone...” Susie retorts. You frown more.

“Stop, we can’t ask for the impossible…” Evie sighs. Both in relief and disappointment...

“Don’t be so sure, Tigress. Johnny, your Judge pals can help, can’t they?” Holly points out. “They mess up with people’s bodies all the time!”

“This is past Constance’s bed time, so we can only bother Giorsal…” You wonder why you’re considering this. Susie nods - as in agreeing you can’t bother Constance. “Wait, shouldn’t we wonder about the ethical implications of our actions?”

“As my father always says, Ethical Quandaries are better managed after getting results!” Ichie says with pride. “Anything to get that vile spirit out of Ruby!”

“Hey, I’m not unreasonable…” Holly Gram doesn’t want to be perceived as the baddie.

It’s gravedigging time! This has to be your worst catchphrase…

What do you do…?

>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
>First you need to get some bodies! Maybe San Wich can help? That’s how you got Dorothy’s…
>Call Odetta. She can pop in and out of bodies. She must know a way to host these spirits!
>Go to the Cemetery with a shovel. You’ll find your answers there!
>Write In.
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>>6455370

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>>6455370
>>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
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>>6455370
>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
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>>6455370
>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
>Write In.
“So where did you go exploring after you left the bubble, Holly?”
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No gravedigging time. You can’t copyright that shit. Instead, you’re going to do one of your favorite past times: Bothering Giorsal! That’s how you save lives! She and her merry gang can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Worst case scenario, you can plan things from there.

You tell the group of your plan. Everyone seems receptive. Now you only need to get there. Crossbill should’ve returned your trusty van, so no issue there, but different problems may arise. Like…

“Huh, who is going to drive?” T_T Neko asks the group, also implying that she’s not up to the task. “Nggh… I don’t want Suan De on the wheel, she’s drunk as heck! And there’s no one else with a license here!”

“It’s just a couple of beers, Susie.” Suan De rejects the notion of being drunk. “But I hate to admit you’re right. I shouldn’t drive…”

“G-A-S-P! You look kind of loopy! You shouldn’t even leave the apartment in this state.” Ichie begins exaggerating. “You should stay and protect it.”

“Meow.” Bradford Jr. brings up.

“You’re right, she’s in no condition to stay guard.” You nod along.

“That’s NOT what he said.” T_T Neko doesn’t like your fraud localization ways.

“Point stands.” You glare at the pedantic woman.

“I used to drive. How hard can it be these days?” Evie will do it. “But I don’t know if I can reach the pedals in this stubby body. In fact, I shouldn’t even be in control anymore.”

“Aw, you’re gonna leave your sister alone? Don’t be a bore, be a doll!” Holly winks at Evie.

What sister…?” Evie doesn’t follow.

“Me. Who else? Wandering Spirits should stick together.” Holly retorts.

“Speaking of, where did you go exploring after you left the bubble, Holly?” You ask with genuine interest.

“Around the globe! I visited every wonder, every continent, and every country!” Holly’s hand sweeps the air to accentuate her words. “There are so many types of pranks you can do when you’re a ghost. I learned how people cuss in every active language, pretty cool, huh?”

“Pranks?” Evie looks confused.

“Yeah, the one thing we can do. Hold your horses, don’t tell me, you never had any fun as a ghost…?” Holly looks horrified. Evie doesn’t say a word. “Oh my god, you’re so… lame! We gotta get these bodies, everyone. This woman died of boredom and kept going for more. We NEED to show her a good time. Tina, if you’re listening, don’t take back control!”

“S-Stop laughing, Sekhmet…” Ichie’s flame is bouncing around in glee.

“Y-You’re unbelievable.” Evie crosses her arms, all upset.

“Ugh, we need to find someone to drive us there, we’re probably going to be back with a couple more bodies…” Susie brings up again.

“And someone has to stay to take care of Suan De! She’s too drunk to even stand!” Ichie is feeling overprotective.
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>>6455405


“I’m fine, I’m just...” Suan De frowns.

“A Slob?” Ichie completes the phrase. Suan De stares daggers. “Or you could admit the truth, your call!”

“I’ll make the decisions, because I feel like it.” You decide to take control!

Who stays at the apartment with Suan De?!

>Ichie. For being mean.
>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.
>She’s your Slob Dragon. She’s your responsibility. You’re going to take her with you.
>Write In.

Who will drive you to Giorsal’s place?

>Xavi lives upstairs. This is a fact you constantly ignore for no reason.
>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.
>Holly Gram can handle any type of technology. Let her drive! What could possibly go wrong?
>Write In.
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>>6455406
>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.
>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.
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>>6455406
>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.
>Write In.
Then whisper to Bradford Jr
“Bradford Jr you have seniority of being top cat here, make sure Neko doesn’t get into trouble.”
>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.
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>>6455407
>>6455408
+1
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Your top priority is to ensure all your hobos’ well being. Suan De is in no condition to go outside, and should be provided with all the care and love that she needs. For that, you’re going to leave one of your most trusted collaborators behind… and Susie.

“Susie, your social battery must be drained. Do you mind staying with Suan De here, please?” You ask as politely as possible! Those two worked together already, so they’re no strangers.

“T-Throwing your responsibilities at me, huh, Prick? It’ll cost you… Just remember, your debt is rising… Hehehe…” T_T Neko is in a win-win situation. But she looks genuinely happy to do you a favor.

You tell your favorite shoulder cat to jump on you, then you whisper in his ear…

“Bradford Jr, you have the seniority of being the top cat here, make sure Neko doesn’t get into trouble.” You scratch your favorite cat with confidence.

“Meow.” Top Cat Bradford Jr. salutes. These kitties will be under control. Knightford will not fail!

“W-What was all that about?” Susie knows something is up. She used to take care of your ball of fluff.

“Just saying that I know you three kitties get along.” You pet Susie out of instinct. She freezes on impact, but lets it happen.

K-Kitties…?” T_T Neko reacts at last as she pushes your hand away.

“…” Suan De doesn’t like that descriptor, then she pulls out another can. “If everyone is going to pretend I’m fucked up, might as well enjoy another one…”

“Don’t drink so much in front of them, aren’t you their aunt or something?” Evie scolds without knowing the context.

“She’s not, she’s a good friend…” You shake your head. You thought she might have gotten it by now. Your mistake.

Auntie Suan De…” Holly Gram crosses her arms as she’s in deep thought. Suan De dislikes this line of questioning, and slightly emboldens her own drinking.

“A-Anyway, let’s go downstairs and pick Debbie up. She knows how to drive.” You lead the way. “Take care, you three, I mean it!” You give one quick look at the cats! They all wave back.

“Bye Auntie Suan De, and Susie!” Ichie waves goodbye too.

“We’ll be back prettier than ever!” Holly Gram winks as she puts on some shoes!

Before closing the door, you spot a wicked smile on T_T Neko’s face. She’s full of bad intentions. You depend on Suan De and Bradford Jr. to keep her in check. You believe in them!
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>>6455425

It’s just You, Ichie, Evie (Tina), and Holly Gram (Ruby) — the group goes downstairs to arrive at the front door of the leader of the Bluesberries’ apartment. You gently knock on the door, looking back at the group while chitchatting, as casual as you can be. Then it opens… Everyone’s expression changes to pure confusion (or half laughing in Holly’s case), something is afoot, you tilt your head back towards the front, and spot Debbie, head down on her knees, begging for forgiveness…

MANAGER…! PLEASE, FORGIVE ME! I know you’re mad at me, but I didn’t mean to do it again…! I’M SORRY! IT’S ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING THAT KEEPS HAPPENING!” Debbie sounds like she’s seeking God’s redemption… You wonder if this about the peeping... “I’ll do anything! And I mean anything for your forgiveness…!”

“W-What is she on about…?” Evie is extremely concerned. Ichie shakes her head like she’s responsible.

Debbie didn’t notice the company… She’s a perverted criminal, she must pay due for her vile crimes - she really wants to…

What do you do?

>“J-Just drive the van for us, and we’ll be good.” Play it cool for now, and get to Gio’s house ASAP.
>“Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air.
>“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6455426
>>“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
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>>6455426
>“Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air.
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>>6455426
>“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
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>>6455426
>Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air.
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>>6455426
>"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
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Oh yeah, you forgot that Debbie was really an irredeemable monster today. You picked her by random chance, but life wanted to punish her for her misdeeds — and who are you to fight against the waves of destiny? You’re nothing but a sailor trying to survive in this cosmic struggle. Point is, you have one of the most important idols ever clinging to your leg. You must act appropriately.

“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you’re a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time!” You sensibly chuckle as you wag your finger. “What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though.”

Holly Gram immediately breaks into laughter, Ichie is trying to understand the situation with all the software limitations that her brain has, and Evie believes wholeheartedly that this is a big misunderstanding. As for Debbie…

NOOO!!! I’M NOT, PLEASE, LET ME REDEEM MYSELF!” Debbie tightens her grip as she repeats her words just 10 times more desperate.

“What have you done to her…? This is not normal.” Evie is wary.

“Me? Nothing. Debbie is a freak on her own.” You deny all wrongdoing with a quick head shake.

F-FREAK?!” Debbie can’t believe how nonchalantly you call her out.

“You must’ve manipulated her to make her act this pathetic.” Evie crosses her arms.

P-PATHETIC?!” Debbie keeps catching strays! “W-W-Wait, there are more people here…?!” The Blueberry noticed your company. “R-R-Ruby?! Y-You’re laughing at me…?!

“Sorry, sorry! But c’mon, you can’t blame me! You’re acting like a clown! I’m loving your performance!” Holly Gram sounds as apologetically as she can.

“W-Wait, you aren’t Ruby…! Ruby would never say something like that!” Debbie can sense it somehow.

“Woah, you’re sharper than your crybaby inclinations would suggest. I’m impressed, Ms. Pervert!” Ichie doesn’t have a bit of irony in her words. Yet they hurt the Debbie…

“And Ruby is okay too, Ms. Pervert.” You add. Holly Gram winks. Debbie is not freaking out that much anymore.

“Explain what is happening, Johnny Ando.” Evie wants an explanation.

“No, you got the gist. It’s embarrassing. What else do you wanna know?” You shake your head. Just because you have the courage to talk about this, doesn’t mean that you want to.

“Or are you a pervert yourself? I mean, a ghost who does nothing is a peeping ghost in my book.” Holly Gram teases.
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“M-Mind your words! I don’t engage in that type of behavior!” Evie is as red as she is upset! “Unlike him, who is the only one I know who has shown depraved inclinations.” Evie crosses her arms, then her eyes shift to Ichie momentarily. “...Maybe one of the two.”

“Is there something on my face aside from a splendid smile and a good attitude?” Ichie remains puzzled. You can feel Evie feeling sorry for her entity friend...

“N-No! M-Manager - uhm, I mean Johnny - hasn’t done anything bad. I-I’m the one who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. He has the patience of a saint for putting up with me, but even his will run thin at this point...” The Leg-Hugger Debbie backs you up. “T-That’s why I think if I explain myself, he’s going to understand how this is a massive misunderstanding! And if this isn’t enough, uhm, I’d do anything to make up for it. He’s so important to me...”

“Clear the air then. I’m certain he’ll find it in his heart to forgive.” Evie makes it sound like a threat. Towards you. Debbie is the perpetrator, not the victim.

“B-But... t-the thing is, I-I don’t know if he wants his dirty laundry exposed…” Debbie gets all shy.

“Oh, you watched him doing it. Is that it?” Holly appears by your side and deduces. Debbie is rendered speechless. The millennium ghost pounces forward. “Debbie, girl, what happened? You used to be such a bastion of propriety! And now look at you, a total voyeur! I bet you stayed watching for a while. No way Johnny would raise a stink if you were there for a second.”
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>>6455794


“T-That’s disgusting!” Ichie is as judgmental as always.

D-Debbie, did you really…?” Ruby comes back for a second only to be appalled.

“Huuuuuh?! She watched Johnny doing what exactly?” Tina gets control back of her body. “I-I mean, Oh? I’m here again?! Ms. Debbie - who looks familiar for some reason - that’s super shameless!”

I… I… I…” Debbie doesn’t like her crimes being thrown in her face.

“…” Evie pulls Tina away, but remains silent. She doesn’t know what to make of Debbie…

“I don’t know about you, Hon, but I think you gotta put Debbie in her place.” Holly Gram is having fun.

Well, it doesn’t seem like anyone is against this…

What do you do?

>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.
>“Let me call my secretary to check out what’s the best punishment for an idol.” Call Emily for her expertise!
>“Debbie, do you know what happens to bad girls like you? That’s right, you…” Write In a punishment for the Blueberry!
>Write In.

(Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6455795
>>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.
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>>6455795
>Write In.
“Yu Yan might be sleeping so that thing Ichie went through is out at the moment.”
>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.
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>>6455795
>Let me call my secretary to check out what’s the best punishment for an idol.” Call Emily for her expertise!
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This isn’t the time for punishment or anything like that! You gotta keep your priorities straight and help the girls who are asking for help — and not punish the girls who want to be punished. Debbie will be spared for now.

“Huh, Yu Yan might be sleeping so that thing Ichie went through is out at the moment.” You think to yourself out loud. Maybe she’s awake with all the screaming, but you doubt it. “I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.”

“D’aww, you like us enough to not tease this boob-head? I’m touched!” Holly Gram can’t believe you didn’t decide to be a meanie for her!

“J-Johnny! My m-manager...! If that’s what you want, I’ll do it!” Debbie’s eyes are full of gratitude and tears! She wants to give you another leg hug. “T-T-Thank you for giving me another chance, you’re too kind…!”

“Keep your distance, please.” Ichie is wary of the pervert and acts as a guard dog.

“Whatever keeps them apart…” Evie sighs.

“Here are the van’s keys, Debbie.” You pass them to the blueberry as you go past Ichie. They were by your apartment’s door. As always, your Bestie is very reliable!

“Y-Yes! I won’t fail you, Johnny!” Debbie will do her best!

Huh? I felt a shiver go down my spine...” Holly Gram feels her host’s nerves. “Johnny, hon, can you stay by my side during the ride?”

“Of course, Holly!” You smile! You’ll do anything to protect her!

Good ol’ reliable van! Always ready for another trip, doesn’t matter how many times it’s on its last legs! Of course, Debbie is driving, Evie is riding shotgun, and behind them, you, Holly, and Ichie sit together — with you right in the middle. You could say you’re sharing the spot with the Millennium Ghost because she’s all over you. Ruby’s nerves are really affecting her, despite her acting way more cuddly than a cat...

“A-Again! Sorry, Johnny, I know I’m basically sitting on your lap. But with so few clothes on, and feeling so nauseous, your touch is the only thing helping me tolerate this trip…” Holly rests her head on your chest, she took off her seat belt for this (which you totally disapprove of, but you trust your van.) She knows what she’s doing.

“No problem! I’m here for you.” You place your head on top of hers.

“Then get closer, my beacon of sanity!” Holly gets more comfortable.

“I-I want to cuddle too.” Ichie gets as close to you on the other side, stringed still by her seatbelt. She can’t break the rules as easily as Holly does.

“...” Debbie is breathing heavily for no discernible reason. It’s like she wants to do something...

“F-Focus on the road.” Evie is afraid that Debbie will crash, but the van never crashes, so it’s alright!
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>>6455995

After a very affectionate trip, your group finally arrives at Giorsal's house! No long convoluted routes to get here, no permissions requested, surprises are always fun! And Gio is one girl who appreciates them! The only problem standing in your way is the security. Very sturdy security, unlike the hedge walls and vast gardens.

“Go away.” The former member of the Assembly and biker, Dudley, won’t let you go through the gate. He’s standing as a guard.

“Hey Dudley, and, um, why?” You ask as if being surrounded by cute girls isn’t annoying enough to kick you out. You’re peeking through the gap between seats.

“For one, I wasn’t informed of this, and even if I was, Giorsal is in a meeting. I wouldn’t be here at this time of night otherwise.” Dudley explains.

“Oh, and when do they end?” You nonchalantly ask.

“Until morning, probably.” Dudley has no idea.

“That’s disappointing, can we come in, Mr. Dudley?” Holly Gram wonders. “Let’s goof around until morning!”

“He gave us his answer, let’s turn around.” Evie wants you to be reasonable.

“B-But we made it all the way here! I’d be a shame if we wasted our time!” Ichie pouts. “Right, Ms. Deborah?”

“...” Debbie is still looking at the road.

That’s a bummer…

What’s the plan now?

>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
>Convince Dudley to let you go into Giorsal’s house. You’re buddies with her! Best of buddies!
>“Dudley, do you think Giorsal can build bodies without souls?” Ask like this is a normal question and not one of the most unhinged ones you’ve made.
>Write In.
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>>6455997
>>Convince Dudley to let you go into Giorsal’s house. You’re buddies with her! Best of buddies!
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>>6455997
>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
It's okay to be a pervert, Debbie. We're all perverts here.
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>>6455997
>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
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>>6455997
>>Convince Dudley to let you go into Giorsal’s house. You’re buddies with her! Best of buddies!
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>>6455997
>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
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>>6455999
I'll change to
>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
For fun times
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>>6455997
>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
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You’re a respectful man who follows the rules. Inconveniencing Dudley is a bad idea altogether, he’s a good pal — and you don’t do your friends dirty. That’s the Ando style! More importantly, you’re in the lungs of the city, this place is as green as Piss Town is yellow, meaning it’s perfect for outdoor activities!

“Ms. Deborah is not reacting.” Ichie wants to poke the blue creature.

“Good, I don’t want you guys moving any closer.” Dudley half-jokes, but looks a bit concerned about your driver. Man is not made out of steel.

“Don’t worry, man. We won’t. I have other ideas...” You wiggle your eyebrows. The biker remains stoic. “Who in here thinks this is the perfect opportunity for Camp Day?”

“Nobody but you. Because it sounds like made-up nonsense.” Evie dryly retorts.

“What are you scheming, Johnny?” Holly sounds intrigued.

“Me! Me! Me!” Ichie agrees without thinking, rendering Evie a stinky liar. “What’s Camp Day?

“Go camping! Sleep in a tent outside, look at the stars, tell stories, get scared by the wildlife…” You say.

“Oh, like an old fashioned homeless camp? What’s new? Isn’t that what poor people usually do?” Ichie is befuddled.

“It’s in the wilderness for instance.” Evie crosses her arms, a little irked by your hobo’s casual callousness. “Which the city is not. Therefore camp day should be impossible. Even Tina agrees.”

“I think you’re making that up, Tina would 100% back me.” You say with confidence.

“D-D-Don’t agree with him because he said that! Behave, Tina! Y-You’re better than this!” Evie doesn’t like her other half’s change of heart.

“Well, Ruby isn’t too thrilled either, but this place is as good as the woods. You hear the crickets? Nowhere else in town you can listen to their melody! I think Johnny’s idea has a lot of potential!” Holly Gram likes the idea as her head peeks out of the window.

“I have my good old sleeping bags from the bubble here!” You are prepared!

“I hate to sound like a broken record, but you all understand that this idea makes no sense whatsoever. right? Am I missing something?” Evie is dumbfounded by everyone's stupidity. “Camp day is a school activity, isn’t it?”

“I have the forms prepared if that’s an issue. You all just have to fill them!” You have them under the sleeping bags!

“Why do you have those…?” Dudley is flabbergasted.

“For Camp Day.” You retort.
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“Y-You know that’s not what I meant.” Dudley says back. “Just go home! Or park elsewhere, it’s not my business.”

“Could you please turn your head around and notice that our driver is still frozen, sir?” Holly pokes Debbie’s face without qualms.

“Mhm, the only solution is Camp Day!” Ichie nods.

“I-It’s anything but…!” Evie doesn’t like this train of thought at all. “Ask Ruby! She isn’t on board either.”

“Well, she’s going to be if the alternative is driving the van back home.” Holly whistles. “See? Now she’s super into the idea!”

“...It’s gonna be a long night, isn’t it?” Dudley sighs.

“W-We’re sorry to put this upon you, sir. Your patience is very much appreciated.” Evie says apologetically.

“You can join us if you want, the more the merrier!” You extend an invitation with a camp form. He looks down to it, and knows he can’t stand this idiocy.

“I gotta decline. I can’t get distracted any more than this. If Giorsal dies, it’ll be over for everyone.” Dudley wholeheartedly believes this.

“Well then, big bud, for being such a good sport, here, a slice of quite a magnificent pizza. Still fresh!” Holly Gram pulls a box of pizza out of seemingly thin air!

“You know what? I appreciate it.” Dudley enjoys the pizza. “I’ll be over the fence. Just do me a favor and keep your eyes open for anything suspicious.”

“We won’t let anyone cross the gate, sir. I promise.” Evie gives her word.

“Don’t overdo it. Just call me over, and I'll deal with it.” Despite all this, Dudley wants the group to have a good time. “Nothing happens anyway. I don’t know why I asked.”

“Thanks, Dudley! And don’t worry, we have your back!” You say with a smile on your face as the biker walks away to his spot.

It’s only you and the camping activities!

What do you do?

>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!
>Make Galactic proud and stargaze with the girls! Start a fire and roast some marshmallows too!
>Let Holly Gram have some fun, and let her ask questions to the group!
>Address the Debbie in the room, and unfreeze her! Make her pay for her crimes!
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6456066
>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!
Yes our van must canonically be the coolest and strongest
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>>6456066
>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!
Make sure to record Rubys reaction cause of how precious happy and wholesome it will be
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>>6456066
>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!
>Write In.
Princess carry our perverted blueberry out of the drivers seat and lay her on Ichie’s nice thighs before pushing it.
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>>6456066
>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!
Tell them it even comes with camping gear and it's just a bunch of sexy clothes
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You can’t start a perfect camping trip without showing off! And what better way to do it than to press the unbelievably convenient Camping Mode that your legendary van has? All with a single button press! Even Ruby is going to love this one little trick! With Dudley gone, you only need to set the scene for maximum impact.

“Let’s get this going!” You announce as the brains behind this operation. “Before we get to the cool stuff, I need to shuffle some things around…” You unfasten Debbie’s seat belt…

“W-What exactly are you doing to her?” Evie has her usual apprehensions as you approach the Blueberry.

“Trust me on this one...” You’re too busy bridal-carrying the blueberry out of the driver’s seat.

“Please, Evelynn, don’t get distracted and fill out the form!” Ichie demands an adequate effort to follow the rules, as her and Holly are scribbling their answers.

...Manager. Manager. Manager.” Debbie mutters as her eyes are on you. She can only concentrate on one thing at the time.

“Here, keep an eye on her, please.” You place the famous idol on Ichie’s nice thighs for protection!

“I’ll do anything you ask, my dear tutor!” Ichie wants to prove herself as the most reliable partner you have. She secures Debbie like a Ruby Ball.

“Now…” You pull out your phone and indicate to Pet-Vortexia to record Ruby’s reaction! All it needs to be done is the push of a button. “Hey, Holly, can you let Ruby back in control for a second? I want to show off something super cool — and I know she’s going to appreciate it!”

Holly smirks and winks...

Bwah…! O-Oh no, i-it’s just me inside... t-this.” Ruby is piloting her body again! Holly knows this is a good idea.

“Don’t worry, Ruby. I’ll get you some fresh air.” You wiggle your eyebrows before pressing the Camping Mode button!

What seems (but it isn’t!) to be you smacking the back door of the van is the trigger to an amazing transformation sequence for the whole machine! First, the door you smacked falls off, you know, for better circulation of fresh air! They were supposed to move together, but one at the time is fine.

Then the van starts trembling (as it is supposed to), and a couple of screws jet themselves out of existence (you know, for flair!). The smacked wall proceeds to tactically drop (not fall), increasing the total floor space! Without the support of the knocked down wall, the other wall and ceiling start to droop down along with it. But that’s all according to plan, of course! Because that causes the lightweight (not flimsy) metal of the other wall to bend, stopping when the sliding ceiling hits to the newly added floor. Effectively creating a tent shape for your amazing van!
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And the best part? All the back seats in the car collapse and flatten into one giant bed for everyone to be comfy on. It retains the cup holders. Depending on who you ask, either the van looks like a giant tent, or a pyramid ready to be someone’s final rest.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” Ruby holds you for dear life! You wanted to say ‘ta-dah’, but she’s quite loud. You hope Dudley doesn’t think this is a problem. “Dude, I had to pull her spirit back inside. I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s hilarious.” Holly Gram is back in control. “Ehm, I meant to say she took it well!”

“Woah, indeed, Ruby!” Ichie ignores what Ruby’s screams were all about. “I didn’t know the van could do that!”

Don’t say me neither. Don’t say me neither. Don’t say me neither. “Yeah, pretty cool, huh?” Yeah, you nailed it.

“You insane madman, it collapsed from within!” Evie was ready to escape from the copilot seat.

“Redundant much, hmm? I disagree anyway, I can push the button again and it’ll be back as it was before.” You cross your arms.

“What button?! There’s no button! There was never a button!” Evie complains.

“He means this one.” Holly presses another button. The front seats collapse too and join the bed! Evie did not like that. “See, sweetheart?”

“Y-You! D-Don’t do that…! Y-You scared me, I-I mean, Tina! You scared poor Tina!” Evie doesn’t take it kindly.

“Woah! What happened to the van?!” Debbie snapped out of it. Ichie’s love and comfort was enough to help her recover her senses! That means that Camping Time is gonna be a blast!

“Here are your camping bags, everyone!” You grab everyone’s forms, and get ready to have some fun! “There’s camping gear in there! You’re gonna love it!”

The camping gear is potentially very fitting for this situation...

What do you do?

>Show that your van still works by going on a ride and picking up someone!
>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
>You hear a weird noise outside (your van doesn’t make weird noises), and it turns out there’s an actual threat to Giorsal!
>Write In.

(Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6456417
>>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
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>>6456417
>You hear a weird noise outside (your van doesn’t make weird noises), and it turns out there’s an actual threat to Giorsal!
>"Activate MECHAVAN MODE!!!"
>absolutely nobody other than Johnny wants that, for fear of being crushed by the awesome van crumpling like the Titan submersible
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>>6456417
>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
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>>6456421
100% this. The collapse actually thwarts (or at least gives us an advantage against) the threat.

So that Johnny can blame the van's death on the evildoer rather than have to realize that its blood (oil, brake fluid, etc.) are on his hands.
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>>6456421
Supporting this
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>>6456417
>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
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>>6456421
Sure
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You have a hunch that something dangerous may happen soon, you’re going to keep your eyes open… And no, it has nothing to do with the state of your van, this is what it is supposed to do. You didn’t break anything.

“O-Oh, thank you!” Debbie grabs the camping bag without knowing what it is for. You pass everyone one. “A-Am I spending the night here?”

“Yeah. Don’t tell me you’re busy tomorrow…?” You don’t like this! This is information a manager or something should know!

“U-Uhm, n-no, but even if I did, it doesn’t matter! I’m doing anything that you want like I’m your servant. Right?” The Blueberry mixes a new familiar color over her face…

“When did anyone mention you being someone’s servant, Freaky Freaky?” Holly Gram pounces on the opportunity to tease!

“I-I-I-I said like a servant, I never said a word about being one...! I-I just want to make up for what I did…!” Debbie desperately tries to save face.

“Don’t worry, Ms. Deborah! I’m prepared to prevent you from acting up by any means necessary.” Ichie is ready to restrain her. She’s staying on her lap after all. “I will protect everyone from your bad influence!”

“Easy there, Ichie. Please treat Debbie nicely.” You don’t want her to hurt Debbie…

“...You must’ve done something to this woman for her to act this way. I cannot conceive the idea that this is how she behaves on the regular.” Evie wants an explanation about Debbie’s quirkiness. Debbie doesn’t like the way she’s being talked about.

“Trust me, she always had it in her since she was small.” Holly Gram jokes. Debbie is in shock once again.

“M-M-Mysterious spirit, this is the second time you mention that you met me when I was a kid. Uhm, what gives?” Debbie recovers fast to ask.

“Ohoho, Johnny didn’t tell you?” Holly Gram rubs her chin with a wicked grin.
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...But before Holly Gram can elaborate, you hear a strange noise from the outside (it’s not your van), it sounds like someone trying to trespass the garden’s walls! You have a great idea on how to deal with this. Ruby has been slightly disappointed with all your van’s tricks, but this will blow her mind in a positive way for once!

Evie lowers her voice and asks if anyone saw anything. Everyone shakes their heads. But you have a trick under your sleeve…

“Don’t worry, I got this. Just stay near me.” You whisper to the group after winking. “Activate MECHAVAN MODE!” You push (kick) the button (?) on the front of the car by the driver’s seat!

NOOOO!” Ruby throws herself onto you to stop your brilliant ace in the hole! She overpowered Holly Gram’s will to prevent this from happening!

But it’s too late, you captured her with one arm to bridal-carry her in one smooth motion — and tell the others to hold onto you!

Now the van tilts over to stand on its front! Yes, the van is in its vertical mode (totally a thing that vehicles have!)! The gravity forces you to land on the driver controls, which provokes a domino effect between multiple pieces of machinery that activates the gas, making a roar-like noise! The headlights turn on, facing the ground, creating an ominous spotlight beneath it. And the backdoors popping out upwards works as the head! Yes! This is the MECHAVAN.
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You all land outside the car to witness this monstrosity rise.

W-W-W-What the FUCK is that…?!!!” The intruder loses his footing thanks to the grandiosity of human technology.

He’s in your line of sight! With nightvision, this is your best chance to chase them down…

What do you do?

>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
>Alert Dudley by using your MECHAVAN to echo your warning message!
>Bluff by pretending to activate your LASER CANNON! Let this scoundrel get away! You can’t be bothered to go after them...
>Write In.

(Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
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>>6456803
>>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
Call Dudley if they make a run for it
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>>6456803
>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
>Go, MECHAVAN! Fight for the children of Prancijan! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
>MECHAVAN then flies off spitting fire out of its wheelwells like the gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inAuHHpy8po
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>>6456803
>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
>Alert Dudley by using your MECHAVAN to echo your warning message!
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>>6456803
>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
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>>6456819
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>>6457089
Meant to type supporting in there
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>>6456803
>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!



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