Last time, you and your friends from the Occult Club encountered the school ghost, a woman named Evie, who went on to possess poor, innocent Tina. She refused to give up control because you’re a menace to society, so you brought her home. Does that make sense? If your answer is no, that’s the wrong answer. Be ashamed of yourself. At your apartment, you learned the truth behind Evie’s past; she’s a war veteran who teamed up with Sekhmet (Ichie’s entity) like 100 years ago against the forces of evil — then you mended your relationship, and ate pizza with everyone at the apartment. Hooray!That’d be the end of the story, but this night refuses to die young. Ruby was *also* possessed by a ghost from the past. One you’re intimate with! That’s right, it’s Holly Gram! The living spirit of a dead civilization. After the initial confusion, the Millennial ghost requests something of major importance! Bodies for her and Evie! Is that even a thing you can do…? Are you going to play God?! Let’s find out!“...And that’s who Holly Gram is.” You put your hands over your hips as you explained to Ichie, Suan De, Susie, and Evie (+ Tina) who this woman is! “Ohohoho~, so this is actual proof of that whole ordeal…” T_T Neko is the living database of everything you’ve learned.“She comes from a technologically advanced society wiped from existence…?” Evie can’t comprehend it, even if her heart aches for this senseless amount of lost lives…“Not that advanced. Your airplanes are amazing! We never figured those ones out!” Holly Gram smiles. “...They sure are.” Evie tries to hide her prideful smile. She probably doesn’t even know the new models and she’s acting like this...“This has far greater implications than we can comprehend…” Suan De can’t even formulate the appropriate questions. “And I’m a couple of beers in, so I’m not going to even try...”“I’d question the veracity of these claims, but Johnny said so! So, uhm, this is… this is…! I don’t know!!!” Ichie’s brain is overcharged.“Nice going, Johnny. I could’ve done my own introduction — it used to be my job and all — but you knocked it out of the park!” Holly Ruby is enjoying the pizza way more than Ruby ever did! “But it’s true, I got bored of exploring this world without a body. There isn’t much you can do without interacting. I really tried, I did two laps before coming here, mind you. It’s about time to evolve!”“Is Ruby okay in there? I’m sure you won’t hurt her, but is she okay with this arrangement?” You’re a little worried. She’d never eat pizza the way Holly is…“Oh, she’s loving it! And she knows I’m borrowing her good looks just for a bit.” Holly Gram wiggles her eyebrows. “You gotta get us new bodies ASAP! So we can stop bothering these damsels.”
>>6455369“...How am I supposed to do that?” You blink.“There’s a limit to the nonsense you pull off…?” Suan De blinks back.“Do I look like a gravedigger? Where am I supposed to pull bodies from?” You frown as you come up with the best plan you can.“Ngh, you’re tight with the Calamities, aren’t you? It’s the same. And I bet Beth killed someone...” Susie retorts. You frown more.“Stop, we can’t ask for the impossible…” Evie sighs. Both in relief and disappointment...“Don’t be so sure, Tigress. Johnny, your Judge pals can help, can’t they?” Holly points out. “They mess up with people’s bodies all the time!”“This is past Constance’s bed time, so we can only bother Giorsal…” You wonder why you’re considering this. Susie nods - as in agreeing you can’t bother Constance. “Wait, shouldn’t we wonder about the ethical implications of our actions?”“As my father always says, Ethical Quandaries are better managed after getting results!” Ichie says with pride. “Anything to get that vile spirit out of Ruby!”“Hey, I’m not unreasonable…” Holly Gram doesn’t want to be perceived as the baddie.It’s gravedigging time! This has to be your worst catchphrase…What do you do…?>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?>First you need to get some bodies! Maybe San Wich can help? That’s how you got Dorothy’s…>Call Odetta. She can pop in and out of bodies. She must know a way to host these spirits!>Go to the Cemetery with a shovel. You’ll find your answers there! >Write In.
>>6455370Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/4YkJguKcBWArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
>>6455370>>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
>>6455370>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?
>>6455370>Go bug Giorsal and plan things from there! They can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Right…?>Write In.“So where did you go exploring after you left the bubble, Holly?”
No gravedigging time. You can’t copyright that shit. Instead, you’re going to do one of your favorite past times: Bothering Giorsal! That’s how you save lives! She and her merry gang can build a couple of bodies somehow, right? Worst case scenario, you can plan things from there. You tell the group of your plan. Everyone seems receptive. Now you only need to get there. Crossbill should’ve returned your trusty van, so no issue there, but different problems may arise. Like…“Huh, who is going to drive?” T_T Neko asks the group, also implying that she’s not up to the task. “Nggh… I don’t want Suan De on the wheel, she’s drunk as heck! And there’s no one else with a license here!”“It’s just a couple of beers, Susie.” Suan De rejects the notion of being drunk. “But I hate to admit you’re right. I shouldn’t drive…”“G-A-S-P! You look kind of loopy! You shouldn’t even leave the apartment in this state.” Ichie begins exaggerating. “You should stay and protect it.”“Meow.” Bradford Jr. brings up.“You’re right, she’s in no condition to stay guard.” You nod along.“That’s NOT what he said.” T_T Neko doesn’t like your fraud localization ways. “Point stands.” You glare at the pedantic woman.“I used to drive. How hard can it be these days?” Evie will do it. “But I don’t know if I can reach the pedals in this stubby body. In fact, I shouldn’t even be in control anymore.”“Aw, you’re gonna leave your sister alone? Don’t be a bore, be a doll!” Holly winks at Evie.“What sister…?” Evie doesn’t follow.“Me. Who else? Wandering Spirits should stick together.” Holly retorts.“Speaking of, where did you go exploring after you left the bubble, Holly?” You ask with genuine interest.“Around the globe! I visited every wonder, every continent, and every country!” Holly’s hand sweeps the air to accentuate her words. “There are so many types of pranks you can do when you’re a ghost. I learned how people cuss in every active language, pretty cool, huh?”“Pranks?” Evie looks confused.“Yeah, the one thing we can do. Hold your horses, don’t tell me, you never had any fun as a ghost…?” Holly looks horrified. Evie doesn’t say a word. “Oh my god, you’re so… lame! We gotta get these bodies, everyone. This woman died of boredom and kept going for more. We NEED to show her a good time. Tina, if you’re listening, don’t take back control!”“S-Stop laughing, Sekhmet…” Ichie’s flame is bouncing around in glee.“Y-You’re unbelievable.” Evie crosses her arms, all upset.“Ugh, we need to find someone to drive us there, we’re probably going to be back with a couple more bodies…” Susie brings up again.“And someone has to stay to take care of Suan De! She’s too drunk to even stand!” Ichie is feeling overprotective.
>>6455405“I’m fine, I’m just...” Suan De frowns.“A Slob?” Ichie completes the phrase. Suan De stares daggers. “Or you could admit the truth, your call!”“I’ll make the decisions, because I feel like it.” You decide to take control!Who stays at the apartment with Suan De?!>Ichie. For being mean.>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.>She’s your Slob Dragon. She’s your responsibility. You’re going to take her with you.>Write In.Who will drive you to Giorsal’s place?>Xavi lives upstairs. This is a fact you constantly ignore for no reason.>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.>Holly Gram can handle any type of technology. Let her drive! What could possibly go wrong?>Write In.
>>6455406>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.
>>6455406>T_T Neko. Nothing bad will happen if she stays here.>Write In.Then whisper to Bradford Jr“Bradford Jr you have seniority of being top cat here, make sure Neko doesn’t get into trouble.”>Debbie lives downstairs. This is a fact she never ignores and takes advantage of.
>>6455407>>6455408+1
Your top priority is to ensure all your hobos’ well being. Suan De is in no condition to go outside, and should be provided with all the care and love that she needs. For that, you’re going to leave one of your most trusted collaborators behind… and Susie.“Susie, your social battery must be drained. Do you mind staying with Suan De here, please?” You ask as politely as possible! Those two worked together already, so they’re no strangers.“T-Throwing your responsibilities at me, huh, Prick? It’ll cost you… Just remember, your debt is rising… Hehehe…” T_T Neko is in a win-win situation. But she looks genuinely happy to do you a favor.You tell your favorite shoulder cat to jump on you, then you whisper in his ear…“Bradford Jr, you have the seniority of being the top cat here, make sure Neko doesn’t get into trouble.” You scratch your favorite cat with confidence.“Meow.” Top Cat Bradford Jr. salutes. These kitties will be under control. Knightford will not fail!“W-What was all that about?” Susie knows something is up. She used to take care of your ball of fluff.“Just saying that I know you three kitties get along.” You pet Susie out of instinct. She freezes on impact, but lets it happen.“K-Kitties…?” T_T Neko reacts at last as she pushes your hand away.“…” Suan De doesn’t like that descriptor, then she pulls out another can. “If everyone is going to pretend I’m fucked up, might as well enjoy another one…”“Don’t drink so much in front of them, aren’t you their aunt or something?” Evie scolds without knowing the context. “She’s not, she’s a good friend…” You shake your head. You thought she might have gotten it by now. Your mistake. “Auntie Suan De…” Holly Gram crosses her arms as she’s in deep thought. Suan De dislikes this line of questioning, and slightly emboldens her own drinking.“A-Anyway, let’s go downstairs and pick Debbie up. She knows how to drive.” You lead the way. “Take care, you three, I mean it!” You give one quick look at the cats! They all wave back.“Bye Auntie Suan De, and Susie!” Ichie waves goodbye too.“We’ll be back prettier than ever!” Holly Gram winks as she puts on some shoes!Before closing the door, you spot a wicked smile on T_T Neko’s face. She’s full of bad intentions. You depend on Suan De and Bradford Jr. to keep her in check. You believe in them!
>>6455425It’s just You, Ichie, Evie (Tina), and Holly Gram (Ruby) — the group goes downstairs to arrive at the front door of the leader of the Bluesberries’ apartment. You gently knock on the door, looking back at the group while chitchatting, as casual as you can be. Then it opens… Everyone’s expression changes to pure confusion (or half laughing in Holly’s case), something is afoot, you tilt your head back towards the front, and spot Debbie, head down on her knees, begging for forgiveness…“MANAGER…! PLEASE, FORGIVE ME! I know you’re mad at me, but I didn’t mean to do it again…! I’M SORRY! IT’S ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING THAT KEEPS HAPPENING!” Debbie sounds like she’s seeking God’s redemption… You wonder if this about the peeping... “I’ll do anything! And I mean anything for your forgiveness…!”“W-What is she on about…?” Evie is extremely concerned. Ichie shakes her head like she’s responsible.Debbie didn’t notice the company… She’s a perverted criminal, she must pay due for her vile crimes - she really wants to…What do you do?>“J-Just drive the van for us, and we’ll be good.” Play it cool for now, and get to Gio’s house ASAP.>“Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air. >“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track. >Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6455426>>“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
>>6455426>“Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air.
>>6455426>“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
>>6455426>Can you girls give us a few minutes?” Push the lamenting Debbie into the apartment, and have a lil’ chat to clear up the air.
>>6455426>"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you're a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time! What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though!” Have a sensible chuckle and keep things on track.
Oh yeah, you forgot that Debbie was really an irredeemable monster today. You picked her by random chance, but life wanted to punish her for her misdeeds — and who are you to fight against the waves of destiny? You’re nothing but a sailor trying to survive in this cosmic struggle. Point is, you have one of the most important idols ever clinging to your leg. You must act appropriately.“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that you’re a massive pervert who keeps peeping when I’m trying to have a good time!” You sensibly chuckle as you wag your finger. “What a silly goose you are. I’m here for something else though.”Holly Gram immediately breaks into laughter, Ichie is trying to understand the situation with all the software limitations that her brain has, and Evie believes wholeheartedly that this is a big misunderstanding. As for Debbie…“NOOO!!! I’M NOT, PLEASE, LET ME REDEEM MYSELF!” Debbie tightens her grip as she repeats her words just 10 times more desperate. “What have you done to her…? This is not normal.” Evie is wary.“Me? Nothing. Debbie is a freak on her own.” You deny all wrongdoing with a quick head shake. “F-FREAK?!” Debbie can’t believe how nonchalantly you call her out. “You must’ve manipulated her to make her act this pathetic.” Evie crosses her arms.“P-PATHETIC?!” Debbie keeps catching strays! “W-W-Wait, there are more people here…?!” The Blueberry noticed your company. “R-R-Ruby?! Y-You’re laughing at me…?!” “Sorry, sorry! But c’mon, you can’t blame me! You’re acting like a clown! I’m loving your performance!” Holly Gram sounds as apologetically as she can.“W-Wait, you aren’t Ruby…! Ruby would never say something like that!” Debbie can sense it somehow.“Woah, you’re sharper than your crybaby inclinations would suggest. I’m impressed, Ms. Pervert!” Ichie doesn’t have a bit of irony in her words. Yet they hurt the Debbie…“And Ruby is okay too, Ms. Pervert.” You add. Holly Gram winks. Debbie is not freaking out that much anymore.“Explain what is happening, Johnny Ando.” Evie wants an explanation.“No, you got the gist. It’s embarrassing. What else do you wanna know?” You shake your head. Just because you have the courage to talk about this, doesn’t mean that you want to.“Or are you a pervert yourself? I mean, a ghost who does nothing is a peeping ghost in my book.” Holly Gram teases.
>>6455793“M-Mind your words! I don’t engage in that type of behavior!” Evie is as red as she is upset! “Unlike him, who is the only one I know who has shown depraved inclinations.” Evie crosses her arms, then her eyes shift to Ichie momentarily. “...Maybe one of the two.”“Is there something on my face aside from a splendid smile and a good attitude?” Ichie remains puzzled. You can feel Evie feeling sorry for her entity friend...“N-No! M-Manager - uhm, I mean Johnny - hasn’t done anything bad. I-I’m the one who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. He has the patience of a saint for putting up with me, but even his will run thin at this point...” The Leg-Hugger Debbie backs you up. “T-That’s why I think if I explain myself, he’s going to understand how this is a massive misunderstanding! And if this isn’t enough, uhm, I’d do anything to make up for it. He’s so important to me...”“Clear the air then. I’m certain he’ll find it in his heart to forgive.” Evie makes it sound like a threat. Towards you. Debbie is the perpetrator, not the victim.“B-But... t-the thing is, I-I don’t know if he wants his dirty laundry exposed…” Debbie gets all shy. “Oh, you watched him doing it. Is that it?” Holly appears by your side and deduces. Debbie is rendered speechless. The millennium ghost pounces forward. “Debbie, girl, what happened? You used to be such a bastion of propriety! And now look at you, a total voyeur! I bet you stayed watching for a while. No way Johnny would raise a stink if you were there for a second.”
>>6455794“T-That’s disgusting!” Ichie is as judgmental as always.“D-Debbie, did you really…?” Ruby comes back for a second only to be appalled.“Huuuuuh?! She watched Johnny doing what exactly?” Tina gets control back of her body. “I-I mean, Oh? I’m here again?! Ms. Debbie - who looks familiar for some reason - that’s super shameless!” “I… I… I…” Debbie doesn’t like her crimes being thrown in her face.“…” Evie pulls Tina away, but remains silent. She doesn’t know what to make of Debbie… “I don’t know about you, Hon, but I think you gotta put Debbie in her place.” Holly Gram is having fun.Well, it doesn’t seem like anyone is against this…What do you do?>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.>“Let me call my secretary to check out what’s the best punishment for an idol.” Call Emily for her expertise!>“Debbie, do you know what happens to bad girls like you? That’s right, you…” Write In a punishment for the Blueberry! >Write In.(Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6455795>>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.
>>6455795>Write In.“Yu Yan might be sleeping so that thing Ichie went through is out at the moment.”>“I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.” Keep focus on the mission.
>>6455795>Let me call my secretary to check out what’s the best punishment for an idol.” Call Emily for her expertise!
This isn’t the time for punishment or anything like that! You gotta keep your priorities straight and help the girls who are asking for help — and not punish the girls who want to be punished. Debbie will be spared for now.“Huh, Yu Yan might be sleeping so that thing Ichie went through is out at the moment.” You think to yourself out loud. Maybe she’s awake with all the screaming, but you doubt it. “I’ll come up with something later. The first step to redemption is driving us to Giorsal.”“D’aww, you like us enough to not tease this boob-head? I’m touched!” Holly Gram can’t believe you didn’t decide to be a meanie for her!“J-Johnny! My m-manager...! If that’s what you want, I’ll do it!” Debbie’s eyes are full of gratitude and tears! She wants to give you another leg hug. “T-T-Thank you for giving me another chance, you’re too kind…!”“Keep your distance, please.” Ichie is wary of the pervert and acts as a guard dog.“Whatever keeps them apart…” Evie sighs. “Here are the van’s keys, Debbie.” You pass them to the blueberry as you go past Ichie. They were by your apartment’s door. As always, your Bestie is very reliable!“Y-Yes! I won’t fail you, Johnny!” Debbie will do her best!“Huh? I felt a shiver go down my spine...” Holly Gram feels her host’s nerves. “Johnny, hon, can you stay by my side during the ride?”“Of course, Holly!” You smile! You’ll do anything to protect her!Good ol’ reliable van! Always ready for another trip, doesn’t matter how many times it’s on its last legs! Of course, Debbie is driving, Evie is riding shotgun, and behind them, you, Holly, and Ichie sit together — with you right in the middle. You could say you’re sharing the spot with the Millennium Ghost because she’s all over you. Ruby’s nerves are really affecting her, despite her acting way more cuddly than a cat... “A-Again! Sorry, Johnny, I know I’m basically sitting on your lap. But with so few clothes on, and feeling so nauseous, your touch is the only thing helping me tolerate this trip…” Holly rests her head on your chest, she took off her seat belt for this (which you totally disapprove of, but you trust your van.) She knows what she’s doing.“No problem! I’m here for you.” You place your head on top of hers. “Then get closer, my beacon of sanity!” Holly gets more comfortable.“I-I want to cuddle too.” Ichie gets as close to you on the other side, stringed still by her seatbelt. She can’t break the rules as easily as Holly does. “...” Debbie is breathing heavily for no discernible reason. It’s like she wants to do something...“F-Focus on the road.” Evie is afraid that Debbie will crash, but the van never crashes, so it’s alright!
>>6455995After a very affectionate trip, your group finally arrives at Giorsal's house! No long convoluted routes to get here, no permissions requested, surprises are always fun! And Gio is one girl who appreciates them! The only problem standing in your way is the security. Very sturdy security, unlike the hedge walls and vast gardens.“Go away.” The former member of the Assembly and biker, Dudley, won’t let you go through the gate. He’s standing as a guard. “Hey Dudley, and, um, why?” You ask as if being surrounded by cute girls isn’t annoying enough to kick you out. You’re peeking through the gap between seats. “For one, I wasn’t informed of this, and even if I was, Giorsal is in a meeting. I wouldn’t be here at this time of night otherwise.” Dudley explains.“Oh, and when do they end?” You nonchalantly ask.“Until morning, probably.” Dudley has no idea.“That’s disappointing, can we come in, Mr. Dudley?” Holly Gram wonders. “Let’s goof around until morning!”“He gave us his answer, let’s turn around.” Evie wants you to be reasonable.“B-But we made it all the way here! I’d be a shame if we wasted our time!” Ichie pouts. “Right, Ms. Deborah?” “...” Debbie is still looking at the road.That’s a bummer…What’s the plan now?>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!>Convince Dudley to let you go into Giorsal’s house. You’re buddies with her! Best of buddies!>“Dudley, do you think Giorsal can build bodies without souls?” Ask like this is a normal question and not one of the most unhinged ones you’ve made. >Write In.
>>6455997>>Convince Dudley to let you go into Giorsal’s house. You’re buddies with her! Best of buddies!
>>6455997>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!It's okay to be a pervert, Debbie. We're all perverts here.
>>6455997>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!
>>6455999I'll change to>It’s time for an impromptu Camp Day! You’ll sleep in the van until morning!For fun times
You’re a respectful man who follows the rules. Inconveniencing Dudley is a bad idea altogether, he’s a good pal — and you don’t do your friends dirty. That’s the Ando style! More importantly, you’re in the lungs of the city, this place is as green as Piss Town is yellow, meaning it’s perfect for outdoor activities!“Ms. Deborah is not reacting.” Ichie wants to poke the blue creature.“Good, I don’t want you guys moving any closer.” Dudley half-jokes, but looks a bit concerned about your driver. Man is not made out of steel.“Don’t worry, man. We won’t. I have other ideas...” You wiggle your eyebrows. The biker remains stoic. “Who in here thinks this is the perfect opportunity for Camp Day?”“Nobody but you. Because it sounds like made-up nonsense.” Evie dryly retorts.“What are you scheming, Johnny?” Holly sounds intrigued.“Me! Me! Me!” Ichie agrees without thinking, rendering Evie a stinky liar. “What’s Camp Day?”“Go camping! Sleep in a tent outside, look at the stars, tell stories, get scared by the wildlife…” You say.“Oh, like an old fashioned homeless camp? What’s new? Isn’t that what poor people usually do?” Ichie is befuddled.“It’s in the wilderness for instance.” Evie crosses her arms, a little irked by your hobo’s casual callousness. “Which the city is not. Therefore camp day should be impossible. Even Tina agrees.”“I think you’re making that up, Tina would 100% back me.” You say with confidence.“D-D-Don’t agree with him because he said that! Behave, Tina! Y-You’re better than this!” Evie doesn’t like her other half’s change of heart.“Well, Ruby isn’t too thrilled either, but this place is as good as the woods. You hear the crickets? Nowhere else in town you can listen to their melody! I think Johnny’s idea has a lot of potential!” Holly Gram likes the idea as her head peeks out of the window. “I have my good old sleeping bags from the bubble here!” You are prepared!“I hate to sound like a broken record, but you all understand that this idea makes no sense whatsoever. right? Am I missing something?” Evie is dumbfounded by everyone's stupidity. “Camp day is a school activity, isn’t it?”“I have the forms prepared if that’s an issue. You all just have to fill them!” You have them under the sleeping bags!“Why do you have those…?” Dudley is flabbergasted.“For Camp Day.” You retort.
>>6456064“Y-You know that’s not what I meant.” Dudley says back. “Just go home! Or park elsewhere, it’s not my business.” “Could you please turn your head around and notice that our driver is still frozen, sir?” Holly pokes Debbie’s face without qualms.“Mhm, the only solution is Camp Day!” Ichie nods.“I-It’s anything but…!” Evie doesn’t like this train of thought at all. “Ask Ruby! She isn’t on board either.”“Well, she’s going to be if the alternative is driving the van back home.” Holly whistles. “See? Now she’s super into the idea!”“...It’s gonna be a long night, isn’t it?” Dudley sighs.“W-We’re sorry to put this upon you, sir. Your patience is very much appreciated.” Evie says apologetically.“You can join us if you want, the more the merrier!” You extend an invitation with a camp form. He looks down to it, and knows he can’t stand this idiocy.“I gotta decline. I can’t get distracted any more than this. If Giorsal dies, it’ll be over for everyone.” Dudley wholeheartedly believes this. “Well then, big bud, for being such a good sport, here, a slice of quite a magnificent pizza. Still fresh!” Holly Gram pulls a box of pizza out of seemingly thin air! “You know what? I appreciate it.” Dudley enjoys the pizza. “I’ll be over the fence. Just do me a favor and keep your eyes open for anything suspicious.”“We won’t let anyone cross the gate, sir. I promise.” Evie gives her word.“Don’t overdo it. Just call me over, and I'll deal with it.” Despite all this, Dudley wants the group to have a good time. “Nothing happens anyway. I don’t know why I asked.”“Thanks, Dudley! And don’t worry, we have your back!” You say with a smile on your face as the biker walks away to his spot.It’s only you and the camping activities!What do you do?>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!>Make Galactic proud and stargaze with the girls! Start a fire and roast some marshmallows too!>Let Holly Gram have some fun, and let her ask questions to the group!>Address the Debbie in the room, and unfreeze her! Make her pay for her crimes!>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6456066>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!Yes our van must canonically be the coolest and strongest
>>6456066>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!Make sure to record Rubys reaction cause of how precious happy and wholesome it will be
>>6456066>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!>Write In.Princess carry our perverted blueberry out of the drivers seat and lay her on Ichie’s nice thighs before pushing it.
>>6456066>Press the Van’s camp button for an unbelievable transformation that is totally supposed to happen! This will wow Ruby so much, that she will come out and express her happiness!Tell them it even comes with camping gear and it's just a bunch of sexy clothes
You can’t start a perfect camping trip without showing off! And what better way to do it than to press the unbelievably convenient Camping Mode that your legendary van has? All with a single button press! Even Ruby is going to love this one little trick! With Dudley gone, you only need to set the scene for maximum impact.“Let’s get this going!” You announce as the brains behind this operation. “Before we get to the cool stuff, I need to shuffle some things around…” You unfasten Debbie’s seat belt…“W-What exactly are you doing to her?” Evie has her usual apprehensions as you approach the Blueberry.“Trust me on this one...” You’re too busy bridal-carrying the blueberry out of the driver’s seat. “Please, Evelynn, don’t get distracted and fill out the form!” Ichie demands an adequate effort to follow the rules, as her and Holly are scribbling their answers.“...Manager. Manager. Manager.” Debbie mutters as her eyes are on you. She can only concentrate on one thing at the time.“Here, keep an eye on her, please.” You place the famous idol on Ichie’s nice thighs for protection!“I’ll do anything you ask, my dear tutor!” Ichie wants to prove herself as the most reliable partner you have. She secures Debbie like a Ruby Ball.“Now…” You pull out your phone and indicate to Pet-Vortexia to record Ruby’s reaction! All it needs to be done is the push of a button. “Hey, Holly, can you let Ruby back in control for a second? I want to show off something super cool — and I know she’s going to appreciate it!”Holly smirks and winks...“Bwah…! O-Oh no, i-it’s just me inside... t-this.” Ruby is piloting her body again! Holly knows this is a good idea. “Don’t worry, Ruby. I’ll get you some fresh air.” You wiggle your eyebrows before pressing the Camping Mode button!What seems (but it isn’t!) to be you smacking the back door of the van is the trigger to an amazing transformation sequence for the whole machine! First, the door you smacked falls off, you know, for better circulation of fresh air! They were supposed to move together, but one at the time is fine. Then the van starts trembling (as it is supposed to), and a couple of screws jet themselves out of existence (you know, for flair!). The smacked wall proceeds to tactically drop (not fall), increasing the total floor space! Without the support of the knocked down wall, the other wall and ceiling start to droop down along with it. But that’s all according to plan, of course! Because that causes the lightweight (not flimsy) metal of the other wall to bend, stopping when the sliding ceiling hits to the newly added floor. Effectively creating a tent shape for your amazing van!
>>6456415And the best part? All the back seats in the car collapse and flatten into one giant bed for everyone to be comfy on. It retains the cup holders. Depending on who you ask, either the van looks like a giant tent, or a pyramid ready to be someone’s final rest.“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” Ruby holds you for dear life! You wanted to say ‘ta-dah’, but she’s quite loud. You hope Dudley doesn’t think this is a problem. “Dude, I had to pull her spirit back inside. I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s hilarious.” Holly Gram is back in control. “Ehm, I meant to say she took it well!”“Woah, indeed, Ruby!” Ichie ignores what Ruby’s screams were all about. “I didn’t know the van could do that!”Don’t say me neither. Don’t say me neither. Don’t say me neither. “Yeah, pretty cool, huh?” Yeah, you nailed it.“You insane madman, it collapsed from within!” Evie was ready to escape from the copilot seat.“Redundant much, hmm? I disagree anyway, I can push the button again and it’ll be back as it was before.” You cross your arms.“What button?! There’s no button! There was never a button!” Evie complains.“He means this one.” Holly presses another button. The front seats collapse too and join the bed! Evie did not like that. “See, sweetheart?”“Y-You! D-Don’t do that…! Y-You scared me, I-I mean, Tina! You scared poor Tina!” Evie doesn’t take it kindly.“Woah! What happened to the van?!” Debbie snapped out of it. Ichie’s love and comfort was enough to help her recover her senses! That means that Camping Time is gonna be a blast!“Here are your camping bags, everyone!” You grab everyone’s forms, and get ready to have some fun! “There’s camping gear in there! You’re gonna love it!”The camping gear is potentially very fitting for this situation...What do you do?>Show that your van still works by going on a ride and picking up someone!>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?">You hear a weird noise outside (your van doesn’t make weird noises), and it turns out there’s an actual threat to Giorsal!>Write In.(Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6456417>>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
>>6456417>You hear a weird noise outside (your van doesn’t make weird noises), and it turns out there’s an actual threat to Giorsal!>"Activate MECHAVAN MODE!!!">absolutely nobody other than Johnny wants that, for fear of being crushed by the awesome van crumpling like the Titan submersible
>>6456417>Do a Runway Show to have everyone wear these “camping gear” sexy outfits for the night! What better camping gear than cow onesies, cute swimsuits, your hoodies, and everything in between?"
>>6456421100% this. The collapse actually thwarts (or at least gives us an advantage against) the threat.So that Johnny can blame the van's death on the evildoer rather than have to realize that its blood (oil, brake fluid, etc.) are on his hands.
>>6456421Supporting this
>>6456421Sure
You have a hunch that something dangerous may happen soon, you’re going to keep your eyes open… And no, it has nothing to do with the state of your van, this is what it is supposed to do. You didn’t break anything.“O-Oh, thank you!” Debbie grabs the camping bag without knowing what it is for. You pass everyone one. “A-Am I spending the night here?”“Yeah. Don’t tell me you’re busy tomorrow…?” You don’t like this! This is information a manager or something should know!“U-Uhm, n-no, but even if I did, it doesn’t matter! I’m doing anything that you want like I’m your servant. Right?” The Blueberry mixes a new familiar color over her face…“When did anyone mention you being someone’s servant, Freaky Freaky?” Holly Gram pounces on the opportunity to tease!“I-I-I-I said like a servant, I never said a word about being one...! I-I just want to make up for what I did…!” Debbie desperately tries to save face.“Don’t worry, Ms. Deborah! I’m prepared to prevent you from acting up by any means necessary.” Ichie is ready to restrain her. She’s staying on her lap after all. “I will protect everyone from your bad influence!”“Easy there, Ichie. Please treat Debbie nicely.” You don’t want her to hurt Debbie…“...You must’ve done something to this woman for her to act this way. I cannot conceive the idea that this is how she behaves on the regular.” Evie wants an explanation about Debbie’s quirkiness. Debbie doesn’t like the way she’s being talked about.“Trust me, she always had it in her since she was small.” Holly Gram jokes. Debbie is in shock once again.“M-M-Mysterious spirit, this is the second time you mention that you met me when I was a kid. Uhm, what gives?” Debbie recovers fast to ask.“Ohoho, Johnny didn’t tell you?” Holly Gram rubs her chin with a wicked grin.
>>6456800...But before Holly Gram can elaborate, you hear a strange noise from the outside (it’s not your van), it sounds like someone trying to trespass the garden’s walls! You have a great idea on how to deal with this. Ruby has been slightly disappointed with all your van’s tricks, but this will blow her mind in a positive way for once!Evie lowers her voice and asks if anyone saw anything. Everyone shakes their heads. But you have a trick under your sleeve…“Don’t worry, I got this. Just stay near me.” You whisper to the group after winking. “Activate MECHAVAN MODE!” You push (kick) the button (?) on the front of the car by the driver’s seat!“NOOOO!” Ruby throws herself onto you to stop your brilliant ace in the hole! She overpowered Holly Gram’s will to prevent this from happening!But it’s too late, you captured her with one arm to bridal-carry her in one smooth motion — and tell the others to hold onto you!Now the van tilts over to stand on its front! Yes, the van is in its vertical mode (totally a thing that vehicles have!)! The gravity forces you to land on the driver controls, which provokes a domino effect between multiple pieces of machinery that activates the gas, making a roar-like noise! The headlights turn on, facing the ground, creating an ominous spotlight beneath it. And the backdoors popping out upwards works as the head! Yes! This is the MECHAVAN.
>>6456801You all land outside the car to witness this monstrosity rise.“W-W-W-What the FUCK is that…?!!!” The intruder loses his footing thanks to the grandiosity of human technology.He’s in your line of sight! With nightvision, this is your best chance to chase them down…What do you do?>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!>Alert Dudley by using your MECHAVAN to echo your warning message!>Bluff by pretending to activate your LASER CANNON! Let this scoundrel get away! You can’t be bothered to go after them...>Write In. (Only Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6456803>>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!Call Dudley if they make a run for it
>>6456803>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!>Go, MECHAVAN! Fight for the children of Prancijan! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!>MECHAVAN then flies off spitting fire out of its wheelwells like the gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inAuHHpy8po
>>6456803>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!>Alert Dudley by using your MECHAVAN to echo your warning message!
>>6456803>Chase them down! Duh! You need to know who this dude is!
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>>6457089Meant to type supporting in there
I'm delaying the post for tomorrow! I couldn't finish it on time! Apologies!
The stage is set! Your target is in sight! Their movements are clumsy, but they’re regaining their footing. You must chase them down before they escape, you need to know who they are!“T-This is a nightmare…” Ruby wants off this wacky reality.“I-I guess I’m not going to ask if we could use it as a background for one of our concerts, hehe…” Debbie discarded a logistical nightmare of an idea.“I-Is this what the future holds…?” Evie wants to go back...“Right? Cars are so advanced these days! Even the cheap ones!” Ichie doesn’t have any idea of how any piece of machinery should work.“I’m going after them, I’ll be back in a second!” You tell the capacity crowd watching the metal beast roaring! “You girls keep an eye on the van! But before I go…”You press another button on the side of the roaring van, and it roars a warning message for Dudley to follow! Maybe your horn is a little too fucked up because it sounds like an actual monster.“AAAAAAAH!!!” Ruby doesn’t like this creature!“W-What’s this fucking demon…?!” The man you’re about to chase shouts in terror.“I’m off!” You wink to the charming crowd.“Go get ‘em, Johnny!” Holly Gram is back in control and cheers you on like Ruby normally would do!Despite the exhausting day, you’re in good condition to chase after the mysterious assailant, and cover ground faster than either of you two expected. In a circular part of the massive front garden, the menace stops in their tracks, to turn around and look you dead in the eyes.“Let’s put a stop to this, I admit it, you’re faster than I, boy.” The assailant sees no point in running. “Are you sparing me from the big guns over there? T-That thing got me good.” He looks at the MECHAVAN.“I thought you weren't worth the trouble. Ready to give up?” You say as you slow down and notice the dark flame on his left wrist.“Not my style, kid. I never decline a paying customer's order, less so during hard times. You know what they say, a satisfied customer is a returning customer.” The man clasps his hands. “Tell me who you are and why you are here, and I’ll let you catch your breath.” You check your surroundings for any traps, but you don’t spot any. Philonune doesn’t feel any direct danger either. The man in front of you is out of options.“They call me Requiem Shark. As for tonight’s job, that’s confidential.” The man rubs his hands. “What’s yours?”
>>6457582“Call me Phil Noon. I’m here on a break. I can’t let you in though. That mansion is off-limits.” You get ready for what’s about to come. There are no Flying Referees coming. It may be because of the Judge meeting. This is an old school fight.“In that case, you got a shark cornered, boy. You gotta know what happens next.” Requiem Shark extends both arms and takes a deep breath as he tries to focus – then, from under each of his sleeves, two Chakrams appear out of thin air! He then launches them towards you like dangerous frisbees! This scrimmage is about to begin! The Chakrams are targeting your body!What do you do? [SP:15/30] >Dodge the attack, and shorten distance — aim to destabilize his footing with a baseball tackle. [Hard Roll] [Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 0]>Expertly throw yourself to the ground to evade this spinning bullshit! It’ll be harder to stand up, but you’ll dodge safely and more easily! [Normal Roll] [Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 0]>Have Philonune push you out of the way! [Normal Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 1]>Hit them back with Philonune’s Spear like this is a baseball game. Keep it simple. [No Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 2]>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue during the weekend! Most likely tomorrow!)
>>6457583>>Hit them back with Philonune’s Spear like this is a baseball game. Keep it simple. [No Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 2]
>>6457583>Hit them back with Philonune’s Spear like this is a baseball game. Keep it simple. [No Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 2]
>>6457583>>Hit them back with Philonune’s Spear like this is a baseball game. Keep it simple. [No Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 2]Meanwhile, MECHAVAN tries to become friends with Ruby...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbt6-iExk8A
>>6457582>I never decline a paying customer's orderWait a minute, that's the same sort of thing the Pay-Me Girl from around the prison break said. He's also got similar fashion sense. I forget the temples in the world, but I think Temple of Wealth is one and that's what she was affiliated with. We might be able to pay this guy to stop if we end up in too much trouble. Also, Dudley should watch out for additional infiltrators.
Philonune has been itching for the spotlight, what better place to show off than in front of the MECHAVAN?! You two will handle the projectiles!You summon Philonune in front of you, spear in hand — and waiting to strike!“W-What the…” Requiem Shark is unnerved by your partner’s appearance.You say nothing, adjust your glasses, and let Philonune shine. He grabs his spear with both hands, and gets in a batter position. The two Chakrams are coming at great speed, but synchronize to land at the same time and on the same target. The smirking demon strikes them back at Requiem Shark with one swell swing! He could’ve aimed for a home run, but he wants to kill the pitcher — this is textbook foul play!But no matter, the Chakrams fly back to their discombobulated owner, his eyes are deceiving him, this isn’t possible. But in Flame Fights, physics takes a back seat.Requiem Shark attempts to reach his flame, but keeps missing the spot until he looks down to his hand. It’s a mechanical shark! Whether the sloppiness is out of awe or shock doesn’t matter. He’s in a bad spot. He needs to react now against the projectiles of his own creationHis shark flies past them, and due to some magical properties, the Chakrams turn into different objects; tiny screws! These retain some of their speed and land on Requiem Shark’s face. Annoying and will leave some scratches, but better than the alternative! And they do distract him, which leads to an opening that you’re about to exploit.It’s time to decide what your move is while he’s distracted!What do you do? [SP:13/30]>Go for your newly patented — Soul Punch! — Test your knockout-blow on this guy! [No Roll] [Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 1]>Let Philonune swing at the Phantom Shark to take down the Requiem Shark. His spear will get plenty of use! [No Roll] [Courage Based] [SP Cost: 1]>Turn Invisible and knock him out clean, stealth style! Count on him being distracted enough to not notice your disappearance! [Normal Roll] [Knowledge & Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 0-1 (Depends if you fail)]>Write In.
>>6457986>>Go for your newly patented — Soul Punch! — Test your knockout-blow on this guy! [No Roll] [Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 1]
>>6457986>Go for your newly patented — Soul Punch! — Test your knockout-blow on this guy! [No Roll] [Athletics Based] [SP Cost: 1]
You won’t find a better moment to practice your newest technique than now! Your stealthy ways don’t give you many opportunities like this, so better make it count.During his distraction, you shorten the distance, even passing the metal shark, your silent steps even work on the firm grass — you have the surprise factor!“Y-You’re lighting fast…!” Requiem Shark spots you at the last moment. “I have to…!”From underneath his scarf, he pulls a couple of tiny metallic objects, they start to shine like the Chakrams after turning into screws — but nothing comes to pass, you’re ready to pummel.You concentrate the energy on your fist, and connect a devastating Spirit Punch squared right on the man’s face! (Or was it the Phantom Jab? Phantom Punch? Did you forget your own technique’s name?)The man flies away from the impact, rolling through the grass, until he’s back to his feet. It doesn’t look smooth, but he isn’t out — just close to it. The garden ground must’ve softened the fall. Requiem Shark spits some blood and cleans his chin with his arm. Noticing the blood doesn’t go well with his psyche. His dizziness is way worse than yours. Unlike the first time during your practice with Dempsey, you barely feel it. Connecting on another man’s soul dampens the side-effect massively. You’ll keep that in mind. With the blow and the roll, all shining items are littered on the grass and have turned into chakrams, knives, and scissors of varying sizes. Requiem Shark has nothing but his entity to defend himself. And he’s planning on using it… “I gotta ask again. Ready to give up?” You try one more time as if talking would change anything.“You’re a cocky guy… too cocky — either you fought a thousand times and I’m just another moron on your list, or you’re some poor sucker who needs to be taught a lesson and I still have a chance…” Requiem Shark can’t help but to laugh. “I’ll be banking on the latter, I’m not done yet…”About-to-be-done man is doing his last stand… Jokes aside, he’s not going to go down without launching a final attack. You can tell he’s up to something no good!What do you do? [SP: 12/30]>“I gotta do nothing, man. You already lost.” Get ready to defend yourself and let Dudley handle the final attack. He’s behind Requiem Shark! It’s less risky, but less cool to get his help… [No Roll] [SP Cost: 0] >“If you wanna lose more teeth, be my guest.” Strike him down with another Spirit Punch for practice’s sake. [Hard Roll] [SP Cost: 1]>“Then show me what you got!” Use Philonune to slice his metal shark for the ending! Let it be cool! Ladies like cool! [Hard Roll] [SP Cost: 2] >Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6458051>“Then show me what you got!” Use Philonune to slice his metal shark for the ending! Let it be cool! Ladies like cool! [Hard Roll] [SP Cost: 2]Let’s rock!
>>6458051>>“Then show me what you got!” Use Philonune to slice his metal shark for the ending! Let it be cool! Ladies like cool! [Hard Roll] [SP Cost: 2]Philo will love it!
>>6458051>“Then show me what you got!” Use Philonune to slice his metal shark for the ending! Let it be cool! Ladies like cool! [Hard Roll] [SP Cost: 2]Philonune doesn't get enough chances to show off anymore.
>>6458052>>6458061>>6458095We will let Philonune have his moment! Time to roll, everyone! 1d100, best of 5!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>6458259
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>6458259
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Rolled 100 (1d100)>>6458259
The MECHAVAN’s eyes help the moon light the battlefield. Nothing will be left to the imagination, the garden will bear witness to a cornered shark’s last stand — or its great comeback — in its rawest form. The stage is set!“Then show me what you got!” You smirk through and through! With Philonune behind your back, you’re ready for what’s to come!“...One step ahead of you.” Requiem Shark sends the metallic apex predator forward!Philonune puts himself in front and summons a second spear, and you two begin shortening the distance as well. It’s going to be a clash for the ages.“Now!” Requiem Shark raises one finger to activate his ability…!The sharp objects scattered on the ground begin to wobble in the air!A soft pulse wave comes from the shark, barely noticeable to the naked eye. It takes a second to cover the ground, but once it hits the teetering items, they stiffen — and violently launch back to the shark! You’re in the middle of their course!As a method to shield you two, Philonune begins spinning both of his spears like the most violent fan that you can imagine. Like, it’s impossible to make out the spears at this point. Then he blocks as many projectiles as he possibly can with them – and the ones he didn’t, you easily dodge them. You ended up picking up a few, and realize that the magnetism isn’t strong enough to pull them away from you.Philonune can’t stay here blocking forever, you need him to face the shark!“Move ahead! I can dodge this easily, Philo!” You say to your flame partner! “You got this!”Philonune nods, stops the shielding, and decides to meet the shark in the middle of the battlefield! To keep the shark distracted, you begin throwing the parried objects that you collected so far to make a giant barrage of pointy objects! The metallic shark gets stabbed by multiple blades. No softening of the blows, or turning them back into screws. The machine is damaged but not deterred — clearly wounded, but happy to carry his merchandise on his body. The shark will find his prey!“God damn...!” Requiem Shark feels the damage his shark doesn’t seem too troubled to tank, and doesn’t like it one bit. “C-Crunch them!!!” More like a plea than an order…“GRAWWWW, this isn’t the end of my thousand year plight…! I’ll end you NOW!” The Shark entity launches itself faster!
>>6458415“Show off, partner.” You grin from afar. Well, not that far, you still have to keep your distance with Philonune!“Time to turn off the lights.” Philonune widens his trademark smirk, holds both spears above his head, flies forward and… Cross Slashes the phantom shark! A clean cut cuts the monster in half… Such a delicate touch, Chio would be impressed if it was served on a plate…The Phantom Shark explodes into smithereens before returning to a pitiful flame shape… Requiem Shark staggers…“So, a thousand and one times now, right…?” Requiem Shark asks, knowing he’s about to collapse.“A thousand and one times, yeah.” You smirk. Not even close to your winning record, but still. “Fuck… GUH…” Requiem Shark is done… The MECHAVAN stops spotlighting the stage...A clean shot that is going to impress everyone! Especially the ladies! “That felt good, partner.” Philonune enjoyed this.“I didn’t know you could summon a second spear.” You admit.“I wanted to show off the same way you do, partner.” Philonune likes when you mess around in the kitchen…Now you have to find out what you’re going to do with this idiot… If his flame is any indication, he’s not gonna wake up any time soon, but he’s alive…What’s next?>Ask Ichie if she was taking notes. Let her celebrate getting to see her Master show off!>Tell Debbie this is one avenue you’re happy for her to peep at! Tease her!>Ask Holly Gram if she’s impressed at how good you’re getting at this! She knows how much you used to suck at the start!>Force Evie to admit you’re the coolest. She has no other option but to give you this one!>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we return when we can! Most likely Tuesday! See you then!)
>>6458416>Force Evie to admit you’re the coolest. She has no other option but to give you this one!
>>6458416>Ask Ichie if she was taking notes. Let her celebrate getting to see her Master show off!>Force Evie to admit you’re the coolest. She has no other option but to give you this one!
>>6458482Changing to >Ask Ichie if she was taking notes. Let her celebrate getting to see her Master show off!>Tell Debbie this is one avenue you’re happy for her to peep at! Tease her!>Ask Holly Gram if she’s impressed at how good you’re getting at this! She knows how much you used to suck at the start!>Force Evie to admit you’re the coolest. She has no other option but to give you this one!That nat 100 demands it.
>>6458543This
>>6458543100% this!
You learned quite a few new tricks today, they will come in handy in the future, you thank Requiem Shark for trying to kill Giorsal. That’s messed up, you shouldn’t be thinking that. In fact, you have no evidence of any attempt on Giorsal’s life, so you’re going to pretend that this guy isn’t that bad, until it becomes awfully obvious that he is. Whatever, fight is over either way.“Not bad, not bad at all.” Dudley jumps from the top of the garden. He was ready to be the second line of defense in case you failed.“Huh, I was starting to believe my subtle message didn’t register.” You mean the MECHAVAN’s roaring.“You’re lucky I didn’t bash that thing myself. It’s loud as hell.” Dudley has mixed thoughts about the MECHAVAN. “I didn’t want to interrupt a proper duel, that’s all.” He picks up the shark from the grass, and puts him over his shoulder.“I wouldn’t have minded a hand in all honesty.” You say as you try to remain humble after the fight.“Don’t fuck with me, you were toying with the guy. And I — like everyone else in this joint — enjoyed the show,.” Dudley doesn’t believe a word. “If you were losing, it would’ve been a whole different story though.” “Oh? Impressed?” You raise an eyebrow. You made it look easy, but it could’ve gone wrong really fast.“You got something going on, Johnny. I started to believe that you skipped out on our duel ‘cause you didn’t have the guts. You know, to make myself feel better. But now I’m pissed that you ducked out on me for no god damn reason.” Dudley doesn’t mince his words.“S-Sorry again about that!” You don’t like this recurring bit.“Listen, when you stand doing as much guard duty as I’ve done, the more I realize that the rock isn’t worth a shit. But the damn thing is still key for this war, so it’s reassuring to know that you got what it takes to protect it.” Dudley admits with some pain in his gut!“Thanks, I know I look like I’m messing around, but I take the duty seriously.” You say. “Speaking of duties, no one else went past, right?”“We have a whole system and nothing is on the radar aside from a broken van and its friends.” Dudley pulls out his phone. “You know Giorsal, she likes doing these damn apps — and I don’t get why. I hate them.”“It’s her style, don’t let it get to you.” You act like Giorsal is the worst. “Also, the van is not broken.”...One of the van’s doors just pops out.“…” You heard that but didn't say a word.“…” Dudley raises an eyebrow.“...It does that when it’s happy.” You smile. Dudley shakes his head. “Right.” Dudley doesn’t believe it one bit. “You know I can help you fix her, right? I know what it’s like being in love with an old machine. I don’t want to owe you one.” He remembers his bike.
>>6459177“Thanks, but I think the van is as good as new.” You’re a deluded man. You exchange glances. “...I’m takin’ him away. Call me if you spot anything suspicious.” Dudley is ready to possibly save bodies from under rubble. You wave goodbye again. What a nice lad.Victory has been attained! The girls pop out from behind the bushes after Dudley is gone! Ichie, Debbie, Holly, and Evie are here to congratulate you for your efforts.“Master, you were amazing! No, beyond amazing! I fail to have the words to describe the greatness on display.” Ichie is the first one to acknowledge your brilliance! “Frankly, I sometimes surprise myself by how great my eye for tutors is. I couldn’t have chosen a better master for this!”“S-She can barely contain herself…” Evie can’t believe how shamelessly joyful Ichie is. There’s no reason to be surprised by this fact.“Hehe, thanks, Ichie.” You’re struggling to keep a straight face. “Were you taking notes?”“Yes, so many~! The style, the strategy, and the presence of mind. There’s so much Sekhmet and I can learn from you and your partner. I’d love it if we went through all of them together! Step by step! The two of us...” Ichie is ready to be the best pupil you can imagine!“Just the two of you, huh?” Holly notices the wording.“That’s my disciple! And we will!” You pat Ichie’s head to congratulate her! She loves the attention! “Let it be known, this is one avenue that I’m happy to let everyone watch. Especially you, Debs!” You call out the idol!“H-Huh?!” Debbie was happily clapping for you until now. She has become a flustered blueberry. “B-But you’re incredible at every avenue! You always overperform! I-I mean as a manager, not only as a fighter! N-Not that I don’t believe you don’t perform well at that other thing! O-On the contrary, you look like you’re really really good! Everyone ends up satisfied and coming back for more and more! L-Like if I was in their shoes, I wouldn’t let you go ever! The same sentiment as me not wanting you to stop being my manager... You’re very good at everything you set your mind to, t-that’s all I’m saying! And I commend you for it, Johnny!”“…” Evie is so flustered she’s covering her ears.“...This woman is utterly hopeless.” Holly Gram is trying really hard not to laugh.“What’s so comedic about acknowledging Master as an incredible fighter?” Ichie doesn’t follow.“H-Honestly, not even in my wildest dreams would I’ve imagined he’d be such a skilled combatant. I feel so foolish for not spotting him earlier... ” Debbie looks ashamed of herself.
>>6459180“And your daydreams get pretty wet! I mean wild!” Holly Gram made that mistake on purpose.“HUH?!” Debbie doesn’t like the teasing.“Tskies, you’re really hopeless, Debbie…” You have to admit when Holly Gram is right.“HUH?!!!” Debbie will never live this down…“Speaking of impressing, Holly Gram, I’ve gotten better at this, haven’t I?” You wink.“Sorry, with Debbie around, I’m not entirely sure what the topic at hand is.” Holly Gram winks back.“HUUUH?!!!” Debbie is gonna die.“I’m going to assume this man isn’t too far gone and say he’s talking about his combat prowess.” Evie crosses her arms.“Oh, I was going to say, looking at the evidence, you’ve gotten good at everything you do, huh?” Holly Gram giggles.“Thank you.” You smile back.“D-Don’t encourage this behavior.” Evie doesn’t like this one bit!“Trust me, if you knew where he started, this kid couldn’t be more impressive. It’s the main reason that I’m rooting for him.” Holly Gram tenderly smiles. “Despite everything and everyone, he made it this far.”“Aww, thank you.” You blush a little.“Come on, you can’t be this adorable! I barely sung your praises compared to everyone else!” Holly Gram likes this a lot!“It’s not easy to keep a poker face like this.” You admit.“Well, I speak for both of us when I say we will always be rooting for you, no matter what.” Holly Gram and Ruby send you a kiss!“…!” Oh no, you’re being a little Wilma! Too Flustered! This only means one thing… your defenses are low because you’re a very tired boy… And people don’t like when you’re tired.“M-Master…!” Ichie loves your cuteness, her heart is throbbing!
>>6459183“Evie, bud, now it’s your time.” Holly Gram nudges the former military woman.“For what exactly?” Evie barely humors the question.“For the knock out punch! Tell him about your feelings!” Holly Gram continues nudging.“F-Feelings? W-What feelings?” Evie doesn’t follow. “Yeah, admit I’m the coolest!” You wanna hear it!“Y-You slightly excelled in one scrimmage, and you want me to sing your praises?” Evie is befuddled. “I rocked it, Evie. I know you were awestruck.” You smirk.“We all saw it.” Holly Gram smirks alongside you.“I-It was Tina’s impression…! S-She’s poisoning my perception…! It doesn’t count!” Evie partially admits.“Oh, living in denial. That’s spicy.” Holly Gram teases with no evidence but a hunch.“I-It’s not denial…!” Evie feels cornered.“Then tell me the truth. Say I dazzled you.” You get cocky.“D-Dazzled..?!” Evie can’t even say it properly.“Say it!” You say again.“I… I… I admit you were dashing…!” Perhaps pressured by her Tinaness, Evie admits something she wanted to take to the grave… She melts down and hides her face in shame. “W-Why did I say it…?! S-Stop smiling so much!”You smile brighter than ever before… You’re a satisfied man… Everyone cheers for Evie’s honesty to her chagrin… What now?>Ask the girls to put on their Camping Gear for some camp activities! Like engaging in Truth and/or Dare near a campfire. Have classic fun with these women. Learn more about them.>Praises aren’t enough, demand impromptu presents from the girls! Whatever they come up with! >For a brief moment, think about what Lydie is doing. (Don’t pick this one.)>Write In.(Only Reply of the Day, we return as soon as we can, likely tomorrow!)
>>6459184>Ask the girls to put on their Camping Gear for some camp activities! Like engaging in Truth and/or Dare near a campfire. Have classic fun with these women. Learn more about them.
>>6459184>For a brief moment, think about what Lydie is doing. (Don’t pick this one.)I will pick>Ask the girls to put on their Camping Gear for some camp activities! Like engaging in Truth and/or Dare near a campfire. Have classic fun with these women. Learn more about them.
>>6459249This, offscreen lore going on
With an enormous amount of self-satisfaction, you tell the group that it is time to prepare the camping setup properly. You’ll turn back the MECHAVAN into its original camping mode for camping activities that you will enjoy. Classic fun like Truth and/or Dare around a campfire and, uh, the like! Your eyes gaze upon the night sky and the concrete landscape beneath, and spot an ad for Smoothies… You feel a faint connection with someone far away…[Meanwhile, somewhere in the premises of the Golden Peak Academy...]Ever since the day a delinquent plushy (Johnny Plushy) infiltrated the dean’s office, she has been restless trying to find out how it happened. The piece of merchandise is based on the kid who stole the mysterious treasure that was buried in the school for decades, perhaps centuries. In the eyes of Principal Gainsbourg, this failure is unacceptable.“Mother, are you still gung ho about this little buddy? He didn’t get in this room exactly.” The principal’s daughter plays with the delinquent plushy’s hand. She’s sitting on a glamorous bed, watching her mother act all paranoid, looking at every entrance, every window, every gap — every possible escape for any deficiencies.“He proved the protocols have vulnerabilities that can be exploited even by the most foolish of men. Your safety is my priority. I can’t allow you to be contaminated by outside influences. You must stay pure and precious for the role you’re destined to have in the church.” Principal Gainsbourg will never forget what happened. “Speaking of contamination, hand me the repulsive trinket, I must dispose of it...”“M-Mother, you said I can have it! I’ve been as well-behaved as you’ve wanted.” The woman defends her possession.“Hmph, I underestimate its ability to corrupt your mind. I must eliminate it.” Principal Gainsbourg snatches the doll from her daughter’s arm. “Say goodbye to this delinquent!” She opens the window just to throw the Johnny Plushy away, then seals it back again.“N-Noooo!!!” The princess couldn’t save Mr. Delinquent from its doom…“D-Don’t be so melodramatic.” Principal Gainsbourg doesn’t like the overreaction or the pouting. “I-I’ll find you a proper replacement at another time, now rest. Tomorrow you have piano lessons in the morning.”“I know, Mother. Good night…” The heartbroken princess can’t have anything good in her life.Principal Gainsbourg leaves the room with a hint of guilt on her face, but not enough to backtrack her actions… Once she’s certain that her mother is too far away to listen to her, she begins to relax…“Damn witch.” Gainsbourg’s daughter runs to the window, unlocks it, and begs that she will be able to spot the plushy from the elevation she is in, but she sees something more brilliant… “Huh?!”
>>6459848“It’s me, my sweet Melody~!” Lydie is climbing the building’s wall and jumps inside through the window! She has the Johnny Plushy under her wing — she saved him from a bigger fall! “Did you miss me? You surely have!”“L-Lydie, what are you doing here?” Melody smiles from ear to ear! Gainsbourg’s daughter loves having her dumb friend around! “Paying one of my best friends in the entire world a visit, what else would I have been doing at this time of night?” Lydie sparkles as she closes the window behind her. “I don’t know. Anything? You do stuff without rhyme or reason.” Melody is a direct girl with anyone but her mother.“My motivations can be as complex or as simple as a love letter!” Lydie grins. “Sure. It’d be easier if you showed up at the church meetings again instead of doing all this though. Just saying.” Melody says. “I miss you.”“I’m sure you do! That’s why I’m here, my dear friend. Now here, I saved this little Johnny from his vertical demise.” Lydie hands back the plushy to its newest owner.“Here you go, little guy, you’re safe again!” Melody gives the plushy a big hug. “Wait, Johnny? You know about him? One day, he showed up in my mom’s office, and she has been losing her mind ever since…”“Know? Ohohoho~, my dear beautiful Melodia, I know everything about him!” Lydie gets all smug.“Do tell!” Melody is curious.“He’s a man of legend! Intrepid, sophisticated, and gorgeous! A true gem!” Lydie boasts about her love! “Befitting of my excellence.”“Mom said he’s a delinquent though.” Melody recalls.“She believes that of myself! And unlike her bottom, her opinion has little weight.” Lydie scoffs.“You’re a big troublemaker though. My favorite one, but still.” Melody giggles. “Ha! To be a troublemaker to a tyrant is just a sign of my greatness.” Lydie laughs it off. “Johnny is no different, that’s why we’re destined to be together… and that includes you too!”“W-Wait, this is the same man that you renounced the church for?” Melody can’t believe it.“Yes, but this is his most marketable form. His true beauty is captivating in a different way!” Lydie explains. “Soon enough, you’ll see, and be as enamored as I am… He’s so charming… You’re gonna love him!”
>>6459849“Is he really that great? I can’t picture him.” Melody admits.“There’s no one better in the world! I decided so. Have I ever lied to you?” Lydie grins.“Constantly.” Melody giggles.“...O-On purpose?” Lydie forgets that her friend has memories and recollections.“Sometimes.” Melody laughs properly. “I trust you anyway, I guess. I mean, you can show me his pic...”“No. That’d ruin the surprise. Listen, I wholeheartedly believe that this is true…” Lydie grabs her friend’s hands and looks her right in the eyes with a determination that makes Melody’s heart skip a beat.“B-But there’s no way we can leave this tower. We tried it before…” Melody sighs.“Yes, but with his help, I believe we’re going to change the course of this predicament.” Lydie is confident. Well, more confident than usual. “Thank you…” Melody looks at the delinquent plushy. “I needed this tonight.”“I know. Otherwise, destiny wouldn’t have led me here tonight.” Lydie will help her friend no matter what. “And I shall prepare, because next time we see each other, we’ll let you free…”“I can’t wait…” Melody is fantasizing about her escape.“You will have to! You can’t rush the splendid climax that I have in mind!” Lydie laughs it off.“You know what I meant, idiot.” Melody shakes her head. “Oh, and tell Anna that I said hi! I bet she’s down there helping.”“I will if I spot her!” Lydie nods. “I haven’t seen her lately.”“Y-You got here alone?” Melody is in shock.“Love fuels me, Melody! You know that!” Lydie pumps her chest. “Besides, I have gathered new allies to help me, and there are more to come…”Lydie looks up to the stars and remembers the people who she met… a couple of days ago. She feels like it’s been for longer. Either way, she’s planning on recruiting more people in general…And a smoothie-like thought gives her the inspiration to find a new recruit!What is Lydie’s next plan?>She’s going to ruin Veranica’s day by staying the night at her home! She’s gonna create a super group within Johnny’s fan club.>She’s going to recruit people from the Prison Party House! Kushi used to be her brother’s cook after all…>She’s going to renovate Fort Lydie and make it the headquarters for her plans! Celia is gonna love this!>She’s going to investigate the mysterious woman who set foot in Johnny’s apartment last night. She had a murderous but friendly look on her face...>Write In.(We’ll be back to Johnny next post!)
>>6459851>>She’s going to recruit people from the Prison Party House! Kushi used to be her brother’s cook after all…
>>6459851>She’s going to recruit people from the Prison Party House! Kushi used to be her brother’s cook after all…>She’s going to investigate the mysterious woman who set foot in Johnny’s apartment last night. She had a murderous but friendly look on her face...
>>6459854This. Must find Pumpkin
>>6459851(Sorry, everyone. Update will be delivered tomorrow! Too many drawings at once, too little time!)
Did the narration say a recruit? Wrong! It’s multiple recruits! She will search for them far and wide to create the perfect entourage for her enigmatic machinations.“There’s this cunning woman with extreme assets that has served my family well…” Lydie is thinking about a certain chef. One who also holds one of the extremely powerful Johnny Plushies.“I don’t have the faintest of clues about what you mean by extreme assets, but you mean Anna? She’s your maid, of course she’ll love to help!” Melody wonders.“Not Anna! Someone else, you’ll see what I mean sooner rather than later…” Lydie is planning ahead!“If you keep being cagey, it has to be the most incredible people ever!” Melody doesn’t like being blue-balled.“The most incredible people ever, you say?” Lydie strokes her chin with glorious intentions. “Then I shall find the mysterious woman as well… Ohohohohohohohohohohoho~!”“Johnny… Huh?” Melodia stares at the valiant plushy in her hands.Lydie is going to investigate the guest who set foot in Johnny’s apartment last night… The one with the murderous but friendly look… She was the only one who noticed her. Will she bring her along?! Is that even possible?!
>>6460171[Meanwhile, somewhere diametrically different from Piss Town: the lungs of the city...]You feel like you made a connection with Lydie’s brain… or maybe it was a regular brain fart. Who knows? Either way, Van is back to its Classic Camping Mode style! The MECHAVAN will hide its true form for now. You have pretty much everything set up for camp time! Aside from the other campers, they’re busy changing their clothes for camping appropriate ones…“Huh, what’s taking so long, everyone?” You ask as you’re sick and tired of whistling! The modern man isn’t supposed to be bored out of his mind waiting!“W-We’re ready, but…” Debbie sounds ashamed. You’re starting to forget what she sounds like normally since she’s always being a pervert lately.“M-My dear mentor, are you sure this is camping gear?” Ichie wonders from behind the van’s walls.“Yeah, Crossbill got them for us. Why?” You act all innocently. Before she left with Better Sasha, you asked her to gear up the van in case you wanted to go camping. Did she fuck up?“T-These clothes are absurd, they are anything but for camping! Y-You’re making a mockery out of me! Of us!” Evie shouts too. Is that why Holly Gram has been laughing for a while?“What do you mean? Look at me, I’m a camping ready man.” You show your camping ready clothes like a good boy.“W-Well, uhm… Is this what you wear for camp day?” Ichie pops out of the vehicle! She’s wearing her cow onesie. Well, technically a more revealing version of the cow onesie.“D’aww, you look cute!” The only issue that you see is that it isn’t proper camping gear. But style is better than substance.“I knew it. It was all a ploy!” Evie blames you for everything.“C’mon, you can’t blame me for looking cute, that’s your strength, not mine.” You smile.“W-Well, as long as you like it, I’d be more than pleased to wear anything!” Ichie decides to be brave and joins you by the logs around the campfire. “Hmm…” She’s still red though.“H-Her mind has been hijacked by his preferences…” Evie laments.
>>6460172“I was ready to stay behind, but Ruby is begging me to come out like this! She pretends it’s about being around the van, but we all know the truth, don’t we?” Holly Gram follows Ichie’s footsteps and shows off a cheerleader outfit! Hmm, yeah, maybe the camping gear is a little suspect. “She wasn’t wearing much to begin with. How do I look?” She walks in style towards the group!“Stunning!” You nod rapidly.“Hahaha! If only you knew the way Ruby’s mind is racing. It’s amazing! No wonder it’s so easy for her to be light on clothes.” Holly Gram smiles from ear to ear. “I don’t get this one, but Ruby tells me if it’s cheering you up, it’s working, right?”“You’re wearing a cheerleader outfit, so you’re correct!” Ichie delivers the facts.“Big thumbs up for you, cow girl!” Holly Gram pets the cow! “C’mon, Evie, if I came out here, you can take it. You big baby.”
>>6460173“I-I’m not leaving this wall! Absolutely not!” Evie refuses. “H-Huh, T-Tina?! D-Don’t...!” Evie is being forced to show off her costume! It’s a skimpy maid one! “W-Why?! W-W-Why are you doing this…? Y-You don’t need his adulation! W-W-What do you mean that’s the point of wearing a costume?! W-We weren’t meant to be wearing one. This should be camping gear! Y-You can’t wrestle a bear in this!”“Not with that attitude.” Holly Gram makes fun of Evie.“You absolutely can.” Ichie agrees.“You aren’t supposed to fight bears, period.” As always, you bring common sense back to all conversations.“T-T-T-This is deeply embarrassing… T-Tina, why…?!” Evie covers her face as she joins the group, she’s the reddest girl of the night… “L-Look away!!!”
>>6460174“Then we should focus on our final gal of the night, ladies and gentleman, the most adorably shameless blueberry in the entire world, Debbie!” Holly puts the spotlight back on the most experienced idol!“I-I-I-I-I-Is t-this what you wanted me to wear…?” Debbie is shame personified as she pops out wearing a micro-bikini… Well, it might not be, since it’s similar to ones the girls wore at the Prison Party House, but Debbie sure makes it look like it is.“Holy me, so that’s why you waited for everyone to step out before changing! Woah!” Holly Gram can’t believe her eyes.“Ms. Deborah, d-don’t you feel any shame…?!” The cow shouts back like she’s any different. “W-W-What does she look like? Johnny, what did you do?!” Evie can’t take her hands off her face. “For the last time, it wasn’t my idea!” You defend your honor.“...J-Johnny, c-can we set the camp inside the van…?” Debbie can’t walk towards the group like this!Well, the inside of your van is pretty comfy…But why did Crossbill pack a bunch of skimpy outfits…?Sadly, this is all we have for this week’s thread, thanks for playing, and see you next time!
>>6460176Nice
Very nice, but sadly these camping clothes aren't good enough for camping. I guess Johnny'll have to cuddle with them to keep everyone warm.
