I'm from your roommate's grocery store. Prepare to die.>what?>why?>run>fight
>>6456255>fightcome at the king you'd best not miss
>>6456255>>fightSir, I advise you this: I am a lawful gun owner
Rolled 44 (1d69)>>6456255>what?
>>6456255>fightYou look like a bitch, whatever my roomate did to you, you deserved it.
You took 1 damage (???)HP: 99I have a gun, you say. You look like a bitch.Cash or card?? It's fifty five. Manager?Sir, you have to leave now. You've made the cashier uncomfortable.Your roommate's grocery store is now explaining that you have made threats with a gun.And stay away from the crack house too.>try to explain>threaten again>go home>go to the crack house
>>6456295>Shoot the gun into the ceiling then leave for the cracked house
>>6456295>threaten again>point gun at selfI AM GONNA DO IT I SWEAR TO FUCK
>>6456303The cashier casts an illusion spell. Bystanders see a western movie scene where he is wearing a police badge and shoots you.You take 50 damage (psychic)HP: 49You pull out your real gun in real life and make incoherent threats and threatening gestures. People are scared for real.
>>6456301You then shoot your gun into the ceiling and leave for the crack house.I am the crack house lord. I know you made threats with a gun. I know you shot your gun into the ceiling. All these crack heads and crack whores belong to me. You do not belong here. Leave now.>what?>I'm a girl>go home>fight
>>6456318>Shoot the illusion four times
>>6456330Ignore this>>6456328>Beseech the Crack Lord for a Quest
>>6456331This, the crack of dawn shines.
>>6456331>>6456342You take 10 damage (???)HP: 39A quest? Are you dense or something? I told you, I know what you did at your roommate's grocery store. You do know your roommate is from hell, don't you? I don't know why they let that person be roommates with you, but obviously they got what they needed, and you so conveniently gave them plenty of excuses to be rid of you. I imagine your roommate's grocery store already called their cops on you, and they'll be finding you at any moment. Go on, get out of here, and don't bother looking for that gun of yours.>what?>I'm a girl>go home>fight
>>6456424>what?what is going on man
>>6456424>>what?Sir, i quite literally have no idea what is going on.
>>6456424>Look for the gun I legally purchased that firearm and am licensed to carry it concealed on my person!!!!
>>6456425>>6456532>>6456533Smoke this crack right now before I fuck you up>Smoke the crack>go home>fight
>>6456790>No seriously look for the gun I can smoke crack later but I need my firearm, it's bought it from a local FFL gun dealer and the serial number is associated with me - it could be VERY bad for me legally if someone else misuses it
>>6456790>go home
